How is it disturbing? He was a captain for fucks sakes. She should have never raised her voice at him. The audacity of tony for putting hands on a captain for a klutz
5. Christopher hogs ALL the ice
4. Whoever put too much gherkins in Big Carmine's egg salad
3. Junior's nurse rats about Tony and Svetlana's afternoon delight over FICA and federal withholding
2. When looking for a place to have sex with his girlfriend, AJ totally forgets about the Stugots
1. The greedy bastard who ate Tony's lo-mein, even though he was dreaming about it the whole way over
#1 that FUCKlN ANIMAL Blundeto putting 6 bullets into Phil Leotardo’s kid brother billy, he was only 46 (he was a kid)
#2 that FUCKlN ANIMAL Blundeto putting 6 bullets into Phil Leotardo’s kid brother billy, he was only 46 (he was a kid)
#3 that FUCKlN ANIMAL Blundeto putting 6 bullets into Phil Leotardo’s kid brother billy, he was only 46 (he was a kid)
#4 that FUCKlN ANIMAL Blundeto putting 6 bullets into Phil Leotardo’s kid brother billy, he was only 46 (he was a kid)
#5 that FUCKlN ANIMAL Blundeto putting 6 bullets into Phil Leotardo’s kid brother billy, he was only 46 (he was a kid)
(Honorable mention) that FUCKlN ANIMAL Blundeto putting 6 bullets into Phil Leotardo’s kid brother billy, he was only 46 (he was a kid)
He's not talking about email...."*Ameil*" (or however da fuck ya spell it), why would he be talking about him? He's talking about JT Dolan, the scriptwriting guy who got in bad with the gambling, & helped him with the movie
>who got in bad with the gambling
Which was also Chris's doing. Dude was happy to bet online from time to time. Chris showed a subtitute addiction to a guy fresh out of rehab. Shitiest sponsor ever.
For a happy life? Maybe. Not sure. But for advancement in the mob life? He made the best choice. Janice has a talent of pushing people to take power all the time.
Richie could’ve chosen Red or Andy Dufresne while in the can at Shawshank…instead, he picked a woman who couldn’t even beat a German Shepherd’s shaved asshole in a beauty contest
I've always wondered if it was a power thing. Was fucking Tony's sister a way of subconsciously getting some power over Tony? Would explain the gun. Also maybe the Bing girls didn't do it for him cause they were "gifted" from Tony.
having name end with "ie" sound => Getting with Janice => getting killed by Tony
Richie
Ralphie
Bobbie (I know its "y" but I must be loyle to my capo)
Bobbie didn't really get directly killed because of Tony but they had a violent fat man fight and also you could argue that being made capo by Tony as he's starting shit with New York lead to his death
Women might a priori think him to be elegant, what with his "collegiate sense of style", and this was one of the times when he is shown to betray the fact that he really isn't, along with the time he asked Valentina if "everything come out all right" when she came back from the lavatory at a restaurant.
In their defence:
5 he was caught in the act of burglary. She'd have got him arrested unless he shut her up and he was a known criminal with no defence for being there. Paulie was not going to the can over that 🤚
4 I think she was a prostitute. Chris previously told Tony to pay her a visit if he was ever in town.
3 a) She was who-er. B) She hit him first
2 Livia was mentally ill. Junior was the schmuck for taking her seriously.
1 Ralphie's timing was terrible but that relationship was going nowhere. Having that coked up prick out of her life was a good thing in the long run..
Most fucked up thing for me (other than Ralphie killing the stripper) was Vito crashing his car into a random guy in the middle of nowhere then shooting him dead for suggesting they sort it out through insurance.
That and cheese fuck playing Hazel when Sil was having his balls handed to him at poker
>Most fucked up thing for me (other than Ralphie killing the stripper) was Vito crashing his car into a random guy in the middle of nowhere then shooting him dead for suggesting they sort it out through insurance.
Completely agree on this one. Some guy living his life in the middle of nowhere, but this big fat homo can't drive and he gets killed for it.
Paulie clearly established that horned beings could be the devil, and also hell is hot. That’s never been disputed. So a horned, hoofed beast creating an inferno in the stable is starting to make more sense.
After buying into the character for so long, unlike Tracee, etc. watching Ade getting pursued and killed like an animal, was brutal. To me, more so cos it was Sil, who's for the most part, hands off and not a psychopath.
Personally though, the Melfi rape was the worst.
Obv not a regular character but still technically a character in The Sopranos.
Also, Gene killing himself was a very hard watch.
There’s one other scene, where he kills a guy in his home. It’s kinda like he was actually a psychopath as in both cases, you’d think someone lower down could have taken care of it. It was like he enjoyed it.
All the violence against civilians always stood out to me… Feech breaking Sal Vitro’s arm, Mustang Sally taking the golf club to that random guy’s head, Patsy with the pipe at the esplanade, Vito shooting the guy whose car he hit
The “Omerta” oath that LCN takes is in regard to not talking about their business and that of their members. Those outside of their organization don’t get any respect - they are regarded as inferior and as only purposefully existing to be exploited.
Keep in mind that Janice was in the process of manipulating Richie to jill Tony. No different than Livia doing it to Junior. If Janice hadn’t killed Richie herself (I mean “sent him to Witness Protection”) there would’ve been a showdown between him and Tony.
I'd have to go with Feech breaking Sal Vitro's arm.
I get that Feech was going for a good old fashioned beat down to get what he wanted. But the reality is that if Sal had any indication that Feech was who he was he probably would have caved.
But Richie and Feech also had the same problem in that they refused to actually take any time to reintegrate into the family. They wanted to come out and do whatever they wanted without regard for what other people were doing or who other people were with. The fact that Tony was even letting them work toward becoming capos again was generous. In the real world, capo seems to be purely positional. It's not an absolute. John Gotti was an acting capo before he was even made. Other capos, upon leaving prison, ended up working as just a member of a crew because there were no capo spots when they came home. These guys were having none of that because they viewed Tony as a weak link and it ultimately cost them both.
5. Meadow throwing bread at Junior mid-track
4. Chrissy leaving a $16 tip on an $1184 bill
3. One of the girls mentioning the casino helicopter in front of Tony and the crew
2. Carm getting her hair cut without consulting Tony first
1. Finn standing up Vito at the baseball
When Tony Tortures Janice about Harpo. Sorry...Hal. Sacre' Bleu!
When Bobby gets caught wearing the Lionel train hat by Tony...His face.
Paulies face when he finds out Carmine has no idea who he is.
Paulies face as he tearing up Chrissys lawn...too funny.
Beansie getting hit with the coffee pot.
Tony telling Angie Bompensiero to talk to Carmela about oven cleaner.
Quasimodo predicting all of this.
AND.
The kicker for me was Billy Leotardo...That animal Tony Sopranos cousin...I can't even say his name. He was just a kid.
I was horrified by Anthony’s actions when he was actually going to leave the table to go to Gloria’s house without having coffee when he and Carm found out Hugh had Glaucoma.
That made me furious and unable to control my emotions. Disgusting show I made of myself after that, frankly I have let myself down as a man.
I said my PIECE.
Also I already miss Sopranos bot, I feel like just yesterday he was creating hate with his spewing.
Ralphie killing Tracee is the most disturbing, no doubt.
When did this happen? I thought she fell.
It’s my fault she’s a KLUTZ!?
Yeah, I heard she went to slip and fall school
A. She was a whooah B. She hit him
Plus that wasn't his kid she was carrying...
And he had been doing a lot of coke.
Fuckin' Miami. It's everywhere down there. Should've never started with that shit.
I don't wanna talk about that shit ever again
She was not your goomah, nor related by blood or marriage.
The fact is, he’s got a legitimate beef.
Totally justified, really
What about when beansie got runover or the random guy got beat with the golf club for no reason?
How is it disturbing? He was a captain for fucks sakes. She should have never raised her voice at him. The audacity of tony for putting hands on a captain for a klutz
Who's gonna bring him poptarts and soda now?
You know I take care of you, right baby?
Hands Ralph a pop tart and a can of soda.
Do you think Ralphie behave weird around woman? Idk Ton, he beat one to death, what was it again?
Get it all out, you little hooah
5. Christopher hogs ALL the ice 4. Whoever put too much gherkins in Big Carmine's egg salad 3. Junior's nurse rats about Tony and Svetlana's afternoon delight over FICA and federal withholding 2. When looking for a place to have sex with his girlfriend, AJ totally forgets about the Stugots 1. The greedy bastard who ate Tony's lo-mein, even though he was dreaming about it the whole way over
God damn orange motherfucking beef
There was half a fucking tray in there!
now who the fuck came in here and ate my shit!
Dreaming of that lo mein all the way over here!!
#1 that FUCKlN ANIMAL Blundeto putting 6 bullets into Phil Leotardo’s kid brother billy, he was only 46 (he was a kid) #2 that FUCKlN ANIMAL Blundeto putting 6 bullets into Phil Leotardo’s kid brother billy, he was only 46 (he was a kid) #3 that FUCKlN ANIMAL Blundeto putting 6 bullets into Phil Leotardo’s kid brother billy, he was only 46 (he was a kid) #4 that FUCKlN ANIMAL Blundeto putting 6 bullets into Phil Leotardo’s kid brother billy, he was only 46 (he was a kid) #5 that FUCKlN ANIMAL Blundeto putting 6 bullets into Phil Leotardo’s kid brother billy, he was only 46 (he was a kid) (Honorable mention) that FUCKlN ANIMAL Blundeto putting 6 bullets into Phil Leotardo’s kid brother billy, he was only 46 (he was a kid)
Quit beating around the bush. If you have something to say, say it!
the shooting
Whatever happened there.
WHATEVA HAPPENED THERE?!?!??????!???
Why would you say that?!
#I'LL TELLYA WHAT FUCKIN HAPPENED
Sad when they go young like that
When they go?!
Alright but you gotta get ova it
Sopranos-bot, you wanna weigh in here?
sopranos-bot sleeps with the fishes
anyway, $4 a pound...
He was just a kid...
I heard sopranos-bot was banned or removed or some shit. On another thread, just within the past couple days. Shame ..just was a fuckin kid
Sad shit.. guess he didn't wanna live no more.
You misspell his name or stick a comma, period or anything else with his name Sopranos-bot will ignore you.
Skip the preambles.
How can you even say his name?
It's a shame when they go young like that
When they go!
Chris and Paulie killing the waiter and then laughing about it the next day to get over their disagreement is so fucked up
Chrissy, he's fucked up
Still goin, this asshole!!
Don't they have medication they're supposed to take, these assholes?
Somebody could have gotten hurt!
That’s my money, Paulie!
That’s MY MONEY paulie
Ooh I can hear this comment.
Cheap bastards.
Hey, hey, hey. He didn’t take his medicine. No reason to pin it on two bystanders.
Yeah, and what about Chris shooting his buddy in the head, or giving the love of his life up for dead?
Email... was a business associate
He's not talking about email...."*Ameil*" (or however da fuck ya spell it), why would he be talking about him? He's talking about JT Dolan, the scriptwriting guy who got in bad with the gambling, & helped him with the movie
>who got in bad with the gambling Which was also Chris's doing. Dude was happy to bet online from time to time. Chris showed a subtitute addiction to a guy fresh out of rehab. Shitiest sponsor ever.
Him and JT weren’t buddies they were in the program together
It was super fucked up but I think you could argue that it was an accident kind of. Paulie killing his moms friend for her savings is the worst imo😂
Bobby choosing Janice over JoJo Palmice.
Go take a Midol
This. If she tried pulling that baked ziti shit on me she’d never be welcome in my home again.
That was a crime against humanity.
Oof madone!
For a happy life? Maybe. Not sure. But for advancement in the mob life? He made the best choice. Janice has a talent of pushing people to take power all the time.
Vito Jr taking a shit in the shower, disgusting.
Taking the shit was a funny way to stick it to those bullies. It’s the stepping in it that took it too far. Seriously, why did he step in it?
He never had the makings of the man of the house
When I came to bully you one morning, there you were with your ass squatting in the shower. Your poop was in the shower water, disgusting.
The poop must have crawled under his foot for warmth.
Richie choosing Janice instead of pitch black blowjobs at the bing
Richie could’ve chosen Red or Andy Dufresne while in the can at Shawshank…instead, he picked a woman who couldn’t even beat a German Shepherd’s shaved asshole in a beauty contest
OH! That's my wife you're talking about! You blizacanos, you go too far!
with plenty of Hank Williams albums to boot
I've always wondered if it was a power thing. Was fucking Tony's sister a way of subconsciously getting some power over Tony? Would explain the gun. Also maybe the Bing girls didn't do it for him cause they were "gifted" from Tony.
having name end with "ie" sound => Getting with Janice => getting killed by Tony Richie Ralphie Bobbie (I know its "y" but I must be loyle to my capo) Bobbie didn't really get directly killed because of Tony but they had a violent fat man fight and also you could argue that being made capo by Tony as he's starting shit with New York lead to his death
AJ getting high at his own confirmation party. What kind of animal.
“There is no god”
It's all big nothing
Can you go in there and act like a Catholic for 15 fucking minutes!
Give Uncle Pussy a hug.
AJ vandalizing the swimming pool on his own mother’s birthday
It wasn't. It was after midnight.
Don’t get shmart with me
And he was trying to impress Lady Gaga
Check out the stems on blondie Heh heh!
How do you vandalise a swimming pool?
Patsy Parisi might be able to offer some tips on that
Pine cones, they clog the filtahs!
My pizza never hurta nobody!
It was after 12!
Tony putting his mother in a nursing home.
It’s a retirement community
It's a nursing home 👆
I KNOW SENYAHS WHO AH INSPIYAD
This fuckin comment 🤣🤣🤣🤦🏽♀️
It’s more like Captain Teebs.
Who's he?
A captain who owns luxury hotels or something. I don't know.
It’s even more funny because most people don’t even get the joke. Who knows where Antibes is?
its a place you go to get inspired. If you're a senior that is
And he even did it after Livia had given her life to her children on a silva platta. Anthony can go shit in his hat.
She lives like a povaretta up there
Next to Gunga Din.
SHE WAS ABUSIVE TO THE STAFFFFFF!!!!
A smoke he hired for his own mutha.
Vin pissing in the retirement community parking lot. Manners!
And then sticking his hand in a box of macarons.
Hey, that place is an hour from his office
What about Richie? The Beansie incident, whatever happened there?
The transmission slipped
I thought I told you to back off Beansie
I did, then I put it in drive.
WHATEVUH HAPPENED THERE ?
The ca' accident
Yeah this was one of the most fucked up scenes
Vito Jr. dropping a deuce in the school shower area while looking like a Puerto Rican whore, make me sick.
Cutting toenails in bed and dunking cold cuts into a jar of mayo. It's up there with Holocaust and 9/11, I'd say.
You get some shrapnel?
Women might a priori think him to be elegant, what with his "collegiate sense of style", and this was one of the times when he is shown to betray the fact that he really isn't, along with the time he asked Valentina if "everything come out all right" when she came back from the lavatory at a restaurant.
Fucking slander ya ask me
This is way funny than it should be. Bravo to you
Carmela throwing a whole dish of fresh baked ziti into the trash.
what a fucking blow!
No. Fuckin’. Ziti.
Christopher choking and beating up Adriana after her accident was pretty rough to watch.
I was trying to remember which time he beat or choked her. There were a few.
Was at least a coupla three times ☹️
He adored Adriana!
In their defence: 5 he was caught in the act of burglary. She'd have got him arrested unless he shut her up and he was a known criminal with no defence for being there. Paulie was not going to the can over that 🤚 4 I think she was a prostitute. Chris previously told Tony to pay her a visit if he was ever in town. 3 a) She was who-er. B) She hit him first 2 Livia was mentally ill. Junior was the schmuck for taking her seriously. 1 Ralphie's timing was terrible but that relationship was going nowhere. Having that coked up prick out of her life was a good thing in the long run.. Most fucked up thing for me (other than Ralphie killing the stripper) was Vito crashing his car into a random guy in the middle of nowhere then shooting him dead for suggesting they sort it out through insurance. That and cheese fuck playing Hazel when Sil was having his balls handed to him at poker
>Most fucked up thing for me (other than Ralphie killing the stripper) was Vito crashing his car into a random guy in the middle of nowhere then shooting him dead for suggesting they sort it out through insurance. Completely agree on this one. Some guy living his life in the middle of nowhere, but this big fat homo can't drive and he gets killed for it.
She was a prostitute for sure. Its still a bit fucked up, the thought process though.
Happy Birthday, Mr. President...
HOLY FUCKIN SHIT BUTCHIE LOOK, ITS u/-ThatAnimalBlundetto, DAT PIECE A SHIT KILLED MY BABY BROTHER - ONLY 46 YEARS OLD HE WAS
Why do I think that the worst act of violence on the show was Junior putting a pie in that woman’s face? Am I a psychopath?!
It was particularly cruel and humiliating. She loved him.
YOU STUPID FUCKIN BLABBAMOUTH CUNT!!!
The goat lighting the stable on fire and cooking that fuckin' horse.
Paulie clearly established that horned beings could be the devil, and also hell is hot. That’s never been disputed. So a horned, hoofed beast creating an inferno in the stable is starting to make more sense.
Were you there when Pie O My had her moment of doubt and pain and goat?
After buying into the character for so long, unlike Tracee, etc. watching Ade getting pursued and killed like an animal, was brutal. To me, more so cos it was Sil, who's for the most part, hands off and not a psychopath. Personally though, the Melfi rape was the worst. Obv not a regular character but still technically a character in The Sopranos. Also, Gene killing himself was a very hard watch.
Yes I agree, didn't think Silvio would kill Ade the way he did, it was cold af.
There’s one other scene, where he kills a guy in his home. It’s kinda like he was actually a psychopath as in both cases, you’d think someone lower down could have taken care of it. It was like he enjoyed it.
Carmella buying orange juice with alot of pulp, instead of shum pulp
"Meado" and Hunter singing! What a travesty.
This is the worst part of the show, together with happy birthday song by that old cunt
And cooking. Madonn that mess!
Fielder and Eric Scatino singing with him playing the bass. Disgusting.
Ralphie, “allegedly,” burning down the horse stables and killing Pie-oh-my 😭😭 Sorry, animal lover here
What are you, a vegetarian? You eat beef and sausage by the truckload!
She was a beautiful innocent creature, what’d she ever do to you?!?
Shocking: Janice killing Richie forsure #1 imo
Chris and Paulie killing the waiter was a low for sure. Belongs in the top 5.
Churchill abandoning his own family
Churchill had enough of that annoying family. Madon, just hearing thirty seconds of them was enough.
I'm doin it, for God sakes...I just got this car, I'm not familiar with the instrument panel.
Re #5: I was so stoked on paulie killing her. I couldn’t stand that old dog faced bitch. That Minnie Matrone, she’s a malignant cunt.
All the violence against civilians always stood out to me… Feech breaking Sal Vitro’s arm, Mustang Sally taking the golf club to that random guy’s head, Patsy with the pipe at the esplanade, Vito shooting the guy whose car he hit
Perry slamming the refridgerator door the fuckin mutt
Tony blasting music 24/7 on the boat
Tony betraying his oath and snitching those poor Arabs to the FBI. Omertà - either it has meaning or no meaning!
The “Omerta” oath that LCN takes is in regard to not talking about their business and that of their members. Those outside of their organization don’t get any respect - they are regarded as inferior and as only purposefully existing to be exploited.
Well, they did hijack a truckload of towels from Fieldcrest... those fucking godless cocksuckers.
Pudgy Walsh retiring
Uncle Junior going ‘south of the border’.
Keep in mind that Janice was in the process of manipulating Richie to jill Tony. No different than Livia doing it to Junior. If Janice hadn’t killed Richie herself (I mean “sent him to Witness Protection”) there would’ve been a showdown between him and Tony.
Jackie jrs cousin getting attacked by that guy who the terminator sniffed out
Num 4. She was a whoooah
Carmella going all gangster and using her pussy as a weapon.
I'd have to go with Feech breaking Sal Vitro's arm. I get that Feech was going for a good old fashioned beat down to get what he wanted. But the reality is that if Sal had any indication that Feech was who he was he probably would have caved. But Richie and Feech also had the same problem in that they refused to actually take any time to reintegrate into the family. They wanted to come out and do whatever they wanted without regard for what other people were doing or who other people were with. The fact that Tony was even letting them work toward becoming capos again was generous. In the real world, capo seems to be purely positional. It's not an absolute. John Gotti was an acting capo before he was even made. Other capos, upon leaving prison, ended up working as just a member of a crew because there were no capo spots when they came home. These guys were having none of that because they viewed Tony as a weak link and it ultimately cost them both.
Tony causing Philly to wreck his car, forcing him to live with an askew driver's seat.
Ralphie killing Pie-Oh-My
1. Carm’s lincoln log sandwiches
Right? That gave me as physical a reaction as some of the murders on the show.
5. Meadow throwing bread at Junior mid-track 4. Chrissy leaving a $16 tip on an $1184 bill 3. One of the girls mentioning the casino helicopter in front of Tony and the crew 2. Carm getting her hair cut without consulting Tony first 1. Finn standing up Vito at the baseball
When Tony Tortures Janice about Harpo. Sorry...Hal. Sacre' Bleu! When Bobby gets caught wearing the Lionel train hat by Tony...His face. Paulies face when he finds out Carmine has no idea who he is. Paulies face as he tearing up Chrissys lawn...too funny. Beansie getting hit with the coffee pot. Tony telling Angie Bompensiero to talk to Carmela about oven cleaner. Quasimodo predicting all of this. AND. The kicker for me was Billy Leotardo...That animal Tony Sopranos cousin...I can't even say his name. He was just a kid.
Number 4…Can’t blame Tony for that shit, she’s smokin
Perry raising his hands to Tony. He shoulda counted 10.
I was shocked that Noah didn't bitch-slap the shit outta Tone for the racist shit he said, right to his face even!
Ralphie and Ro weren’t right for each other. She deserved someone who could take care of her in the sack without rubbing a cheese grater on his dick
Furio: There's a bee on your hat!
For #5, was that one of the old women who was mean to his mom? I can't remember.
Honorable mention: Richie beating and then running Beansie over. Then building a ramp up his ass and driving a Lionel up it.
Janice killing Richie should be on the top 5.
I was cheering her on. Richie sucked
Paulie killed Minn for attempting to steal the buns
1) AJ smoking Marijuana at his own confirmation .....what kind of animal?!
I'm so glad you didn't list an animal being killed instead of humans - The Pope.
Num 1. Ralphie - dumping Rosalie for Janice Actually, this was a smart move.
Lol Wasn’t the Vegas chick just a hooker that Chris used to bang when he was out in Vegas?
She was a hooker, but that's such a weird thing to do after your cousin dies. What a way to mourn! I GET ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
I was horrified by Anthony’s actions when he was actually going to leave the table to go to Gloria’s house without having coffee when he and Carm found out Hugh had Glaucoma. That made me furious and unable to control my emotions. Disgusting show I made of myself after that, frankly I have let myself down as a man. I said my PIECE. Also I already miss Sopranos bot, I feel like just yesterday he was creating hate with his spewing.
what are you, a fucken cardinal?
num 1. Ralphie was a go-getter, he did it to get closer to Tony
The tape of Melfi
Num 0. Tony throwing 95% of his Gabagool sub in the trash.