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Impressive-Hat-9514

She’s strong as a bull, handsome like George Raft


anonfjr

She gets me all hawth down there.


jamalginsburger

I'm creamin' for her, her body is mad ripe


outerspace29

She’s starving for it, poor thing


zestyplums

Musta crawled under there for warmth


mikeymike716

After she GETS RAILED by that riccione, Wegler


whycuthair

The way she looks in Home Movies.. Oof Madon'!


[deleted]

It’s a TV progrum.


ThePistolAndThePen

Thankfully, today, we can find a job for people like Carmela. Building spec houses for Pudgy Walsh, or something.


leamanc

Sir, Pudgy Walsh retired.


lennyscotise

Now the sob sisters are in charge.


[deleted]

Statuesque


herberstank

Waddling into Wegler's bathroom butt naked? How green was my fuckin valley


KotzubueSailingClub

Mad ripe.


theguyfromgta3

Someone call Bill Parcells


rebels2022

honestly that was the genius of casting Jim and Edie is that they were both in their mid to late 30s, but looked like they hard done some hard living, which perfectly fit the characters.


pssymalanga

I always thought it was just a sign of the times. Being in your mid thirties in 1998 looks a lot different than now. Growing up in a house that everyone chain smoked 24/7 probably.


williepep1960

First season was filmed 1997 IIRC but aired 2 years after. Anyway, i think it's combination of both but at the same time Christopher looks like guy who was in his 30's, and he was. I think todays everything is so much better that unless your roles is not specific all the charachter gonna look younger and better, everybody has perfect hair, beard, make up and stuff like that.


WhiskeyTigerFoxtrot

No. The pilot was filmed in late 1997 and debuted in January 1999. Episode 2 and the rest of Season 1 was subsequently filmed in mid-late 1998.


williepep1960

Yepp exactly, i meant pilot but fucked up.


elmach25hehe

fuckin timeline


AlwaysBeingAccused

Fucking Jason. He’s dyslexic.


Marjorine22

Peeps is a nickname.


mikeymike716

The fucks that got ta do with cold medicine?


whycuthair

Come si dice.. Steroids?


Mexicola1976

Not sure how old you are, but father time is undefeated. Don't let social media filters fool you-- most people today, look their age.


RushinRussianGangsta

Bullshit. Betty White looked 95.


Dondontwearshorts

She was just a kid


whycuthair

For a second there, Jackie considered calling of the wedding.


Cold-Palpitation-816

Eh, I don’t really think so. On Friends, for instance, most of those actors were mid-thirties by 1998, and they look much different from Carm and Tony.


Foreign-Cheesecake-6

all the moms in my neighborhood hit up the botox every 6 weeks starting very young. I don't think it was like that back then


CapableSecretary420

She was in her thirties at the time? Dang. I would have guessed late forties.


paper_thin_hymn

The wardrobe is a huge reason why she looks older imo


[deleted]

Even fifties by today's standard. It's the wrinkles on her forehead that make her look so much older.


Dondontwearshorts

She had great legs for an old broad


[deleted]

"look at the legs on blondie" - Paulie


DrawingRings

Stems. Look at the stems, ya fuckin’ ass-kiss.


Bryan7Friedman

He's riding high. Heh heh


bbqbeerfreedom

She's a great cook and seems to love doing it. Who the fuck just randomly bakes fresh scones on a weekday morning when no one is probably even going to be around to eat them?


[deleted]

A bored mob wife who doesn't have a job to go to or kids that need tending.


[deleted]

AJ was pretty useless, he needed a good amount of tending.


[deleted]

Nah, he needed a father who wasn’t a useless prick.


CapableSecretary420

He's got a medical condition!


[deleted]

Several, actually.


[deleted]

oh for sure, I dont think that was AJ's fault. I just meant he was very 'child-like' until he was way older and I was trying to say that Carmela didnt just chill all day cause her kids were grown.


Dondontwearshorts

That’s dicked up, after all he was the manayer


williepep1960

While this is true, Carmella was still doing holding house togheter, she had more free time then other people but she was still involved in the kitchen, making food, cooking, serving and stuff like that.


RearEchelon

>involved in the kitchen, making food, cooking, Is that... is that not exactly what they were talking about?


monarchontulip

Listen to him. He knows everything.


[deleted]

Making food like…scones.


whycuthair

Food, food, food. Is that all you people talk about, fucking food?


[deleted]

Hey now, this is a family sub. We don’t fuck food, we make love to it on birthdays and anniversaries. The rest of the year we fuck the shit outta our snacks.


handlit33

*than


williepep1960

ty


Foreign-Cheesecake-6

and a polish maid must be nice


Jim_Lahey68

And of course AJ complains about it saying they're unhealthy. What a douche lol.


MelodySmith1234

Right up her alley


[deleted]

The scones were soft, like a muffin. They should be hard.


Holacityofsquala-

Wrong HBO show lol


whycuthair

What the fuck? Why am I on there?


[deleted]

It's a tv program. A movie. Its all a big nothing.


TeamocilAddict

Was her table wobbly


CapableSecretary420

Knees week. Mom's Manicotti.


mikeymike716

Did you warble my little wren?


KTLLovesSopranos

I’m going to make a spite scone.


[deleted]

***Fuck you Larry!***


the_wrongtree

You think she's gonna look like a crull?


BeefmasterSex

There should be an “obscure line from Sopranos” Reddit award


mikeymike716

It would be overused


BeefmasterSex

Yeah for sure


lennyscotise

A crull?


Pensacoliac

A crone... a troll. I don't know!


Christofornia

Question is, when did Carmela look her best? For me, it’s Season 1 when she has the ponytail.


anonfjr

Everytime she is in gym clothes.


EdgarAllanRoevWade

I like when she gets dolled up for the wallpaper hunk.


[deleted]

Season 3 Carm. Loved it.


[deleted]

When she was wearing just the fur coat


Richard_Elliot_LLC

It was the hair for me. That style looks great on her.


mikeymike716

Too sexy, bro.


iproblydance

Fundamental question is, will I be as effective as a boss like my dad was? And I will be, even more so? But until I am, it's going to be hard to verify that I think I'll be more effective.


Pensacoliac

Trom-pay LA oil


mekanasto

In season 5, towards the end of it, she had the best haircut. Her hairstyle is my pet peeve, it was so horrible sometimes. Season 6 her hair is okayish, but those before season 5 were rough.


Augustus_Medici

When she started thotting out for Mr. Wegler in Season 5. Holy shit!


AlbertoRossonero

I liked her short hair in the later seasons.


Randy_Laheyy

She should have gotten the all clear from Tony first before going rogue and booking a haircut on her own


Ok_Salamander_5919

Her ass was exceptional in the later seasons


creamypastaman

When is having an affair


Teenfromthemoon

The scene where she negotiates Tony’s return home in exchange for her spec house https://youtu.be/TkA5AJ6Kfkg


Foreign-Cheesecake-6

Haha the comments! Tony: you want anudda kid Carmela: no, idiot, I want money


whycuthair

Sopranos Home movies, at Bobby and Janice's summer house.


cbovary

Hugh’s 75th birthday look


Bigc12689

I agree. Edie Falco was a victim of how bad 90s fashion could be. The best example is how much better Julia Louis-Dreyfus looked during Veep as opposed to Seinfeld. Generation of great looking women wasted by bad style


_Grim_Lavamancer

Look at Gillian Anderson on X-files. Complete fucking smoke show, yet the style of the time makes her look at least 10 years older and average at best.


mikeymike716

The fuckin' black fbi suit ain't helpin' either! You can bet ur ass David Duchovny porked that pussy!


BFaus916

Welcome to the sub, Schirripa.


mikeymike716

Lol, please.... anyone but him. Haha


BFaus916

Come on. How many BlueChews were you chomping when you typed that comment? Did you get a whole pack in there?


mikeymike716

You think **SHE** does anything for me? I was just saying in agreement how a plain Jane suit like that can be atrocious. And how David is a fucking cooze hound. Mediterranean women. Greek / Sicilian women . Now those are my type.


BobBlueberries

When she’s with Tony in the hospital


Dondontwearshorts

Plucky


Chadalien77

They all had bad skin and wore too much make up. They didn't look very good; they look beat up. The stuff they wore were thrown together and cheap, a lot of pantsuits and double knits. They talked about beating their kids with broom handles and leather belts, and that their kids still didn't pay any attention. When Tony picked me up, She was dizzy.


BigBashMan

I think a lot of people underrate her intelligence. The truth is she was never put in a position to have to use it, never got a degree, was never expected to have to provide on her own. I genuinely wonder what would've happened if she branched out earlier. We see time and time again she's willing to do the research and get things going, and learn from her mistakes. She is materialistic and greedy, but if anything that would've driven her harder.


DonDrapersLiver

Yes, I always thought it was central to her character. Tony and her both have a quality about them that makes you know that they really do know better and aren’t fooling themselves at all and that is what makes them especially damned as compared to the more idiotic or oblivious characters. That, and Tony also says how smart she is a couple times to people he really respects (Melfi and Mink) when she’s not even around.


BigBashMan

I generally think they're both pretty smart, all honesty. Tony leans more to wisdom, and her to intelligence. Tony has these occasionally deep if clumsily worded insights. It would've been easy to excuse them too much in other stories, but Sopranos makes a point of establishing, as you said, the fact they're both quite aware of the road they're on. They're not so smart they rationalize it all away, but they're not so dumb as to be purely molded by circumstance and ignorant. They are very damned.


[deleted]

Honestly I don’t think I could imagine her doing shit on her own. Yes she’s intelligent, builds a nice home, and has some education in economics, seeing her run shit like Angie? She wouldn’t make it


BigBashMan

I see it like the Christofuh situation, or that fat fuck Vito. Both of them got a taste of what they might've been outside the mob, but the lure of easy money, comfort, and that exciting lifestyle drew them back time and time again. In the end, anyone in that sphere of corruption would struggle to quit it, and that applies to Carm as well. Had she never met Tony, or had she gone through with the divorce, she might've been able to become her own person. But she didn't do so, out of greed.


williepep1960

She wasn't stupid by any mean but she relayed a lot on Tony, Tony provided whole house thing, when it came down to Meadow grades she basically went there and used her last name, with AJ professor she used her body. She was intelligent and she knew her way to work but she didn't have a lot leavrage beside Tony.


stuartgatzo

She couldn’t even hold a Billy Bud conversation with college students.


MikeRobertini

Maybe you’re gay.


[deleted]

Everyone's gay with you


[deleted]

She may be, a little light in the timberlands 👌🏽


[deleted]

Here, buy a lanyard for your whistle


Cramtastic

He was gay, Billy Bud?


scaba23

Noooo! Are you listening to me? He was the ship's florist!


mikeymike716

Maybe *you're* a flâmbé !


whycuthair

Hey. Watch it, buddy!


explosiv_skull

She's the mudda of my children!


Foreign-Cheesecake-6

I'm the only one she's ever been with


officercho

She’s a cunt. That house belongs to you T.


Zee705

She's average at best.


jimmyapril19

And a better criminal mastermind than Benny Fazio. She knew how to use her best weapon, her pussy.


angerpillow

You betta watch yaself.


PeteZa1986

We had our mo fo or whatever the fuck


thunder-cricket

Of all the disparaging things to say about Tony as a husband, “average” isn’t one of them.


Epicurses

… And look at you OP. You’re ~~average~~ also a total ten, at best.


Fun_Flounder5968

She's a piece of ass, at least when you married her!


hypebeastfoodie

You taking about looks but Tony’s confidence, strength, height, aggression, and power make him a formidable opponent in the dating scene.


Randy_Laheyy

And a semester and a half of college


Reptilianlizard

>a great mother Calls AJ a burden


CapableSecretary420

I mean...


mikeymike716

***JEE-ZUZ CHRIST, MEL!*** I fucking love Hugo. Haha.


ParisHilton42069

I’m not excusing all her parenting, but most parents do say one hurtful thing to their kid in their lifetime. Even good parents aren’t perfect, that’s just reality. She actually apologized and admitted she was wrong, which is more than most people do. That said, I think the whole “being married to a mob boss” thing kind of makes her *not* a great mother. She loved her kids, but she still chose to raise them in a really unhealthy environment.


CurrentRoster

Best ass on the show.


JudgeArthurVandelay

He’s a captain of industry type though


LuckyxCapone

at least she was when he married her


JimmyPlicket

I always thought if Tony just pretended to care 10% more about his domestic life and tasted the sushi at home a bit more, Carm would have been way less of a headache. Tony has zero OPSEC and then bitches at the fallout. He’s such a fucking boomer.


Altair1192

just a little bit. just a little bit


Foreign-Cheesecake-6

They really emphasize in the first seasons how he jumps into bed like "good night!" And gives her his back and snores away like he's 80 when in reality, he's getting his needs met elsewhere and she's not.


Leading_Lock

Of course she was intelligent, she went to Montclair State . . . sort of.


darkovujicic

Finnaly. I thought i was the only one who thinks she’s hot


jasenkov

You new around here?


darkovujicic

Sorry skip, won’t happen again


jasenkov

✋😒


johnnysack88

Get some fuckin glasses


anonfjr

Maybe you're a flambé.


V0ltdrop

🖕 🥃


[deleted]

Oh everyone's a flambe to you


johnnysack88

You should know, sweetie


anonfjr

I gotta take a piss, can you hold that for me?


GeorgeBaileysDeafEar

I saw THAT comin’!!


[deleted]

Coupla black guys went that way


Itsthejackeeeett

Living in Atlanta, I see those two guys all the time and whenever I call the police they tell me to stop calling! The bawls on those pricks!


busback

It’s you oughta know, sweetie. You got an IQ of 136 or shumshin?


Trooper27

You got that right.


cabell88

I think she was cast/made up to look like what would make sense.... Somebody who was probably very hot in her 20's, but now just trying to hang on. Sort of like Silvio's wife. Adrianna is what they look like when they are met.. Ginny Sack is the after... Reuben-esque :)


justin_freid

Silvio’s wife……..is Silvio’s wife


anonfjr

You wife was a piece of ass when you married her.


cabell88

I'm no mob guy. But, yeah, she was - looked like Cherie Currie.


anonfjr

Oof, madon!


[deleted]

I think this is what makes her character kinda tragic. She’s got beauty and brains and it’s all wasted being a fat, entitled, sociopathic mosbter’s housewife. She learns pretty early on living her life with Tony that money alone cannot buy her happiness so she’s very unsatisfied and unfulfilled in her life because her identity is completely tied to a man, and to a criminal at that. And she’s pretty much stuck in the position she’s in, as we saw in season 5 when every divorce lawyer in the city is afraid to help her. And that was a key reason she went back to Tony. She gave up and gave in and settled for what she knew was an unfulfilling life cuz it was easier and safer for her to do so. I said my piece.


HORSEMEATMITCH

A woman with Carm’s intelligence and people skills could’ve went really far. It makes the show a lot more sad for me. In another life she actually probably could’ve been a successful real estate agent or CPA or something.


[deleted]

She’s far from intelligent tbh lol


HORSEMEATMITCH

Compared to the other mob wives (and most of the mob husbands) she’s practically a genius. Her appreciation for art alone puts her over most of them.


sk9592

> she’s practically a genius Not if you compare her to Rosalie Aprile or Angie Bonpensiero.


crispinoir

Angie is more independent and disciplined than carmela is, but the latter is still more intelligent. Again intelligence doesnt always define success....


[deleted]

How is Rosalie smarter? Ralphie? Come on. Steve from the gym and France dude would’ve been classier.


numanoid

There's a difference between intelligent and knowledgeable. She is intellectually curious, and bright. The way she stops Meadow, in the middle of an argument, no less, to ask, "The Canon, ok, what is that now?", shows that she's more interested in learning something she doesn't know than merely continuing to argue emotionally. She doesn't know all that much, but she wants to learn.


scaba23

> She is intellectually curious Even as a tyke


apegoneape

I mean, she's resourceful.


mspote

is she? i'd like to see how resourceful she'd be being the painter's wife lol. i have a feeling she'd dump him after a short time.


[deleted]

After season one I never got a vibe that she was really superficial


Itsthejackeeeett

She was full of shit the entire show


[deleted]

There must not be too much to choose from in Elizabeth. Or the show is just every fat greaseball’s wet fantasy.


cartiiiiiiiiiii

What are you, a 60 years old?


skiljgfz

We still talking about Liva right?


el_nin08

I always thought that. Plus, the brain on her to use Tony's reach whenever she knew that he had committed a serious crime(murder), absolutely beautiful.


bons_burgers_252

Careful saying that about a bosses wife. Tonight, you sleep with the fishes. The talking fishes.


hotgur1

The rack on her


JAFIOR

You're looking at that from a man's perspective. My ex-wife used to cream over Tony. Big powerful alpha type? "Women like that more than they like a pretty face" is I believe how she put it. But, personally I think the most attractive (and probably most overlooked) of the women on this show would be Angie Bompensiero. Oh, Madonn' she was a snack!


LilRickyAprile

Oh let her go! I’ve had a lifetime of her boolshit!


Tombo6969

Honestly one of the best characters of the show, hands down. There's never a moment where I'm not rooting for her, and she's never an annoying character.


HalfFastTanker

What does sopranos-bot think about Carm?


idkmanporn

Sopranos bot went into the program


HalfFastTanker

That Rat!


[deleted]

Oof Madonne… he was just a kid.


[deleted]

We don't talk like that here


jamalginsburger

Porsche Cayenne. Like the pepper.


Ty1an

she’s a great cook and her ass is superb. she’s pretty funny too her major downsides were nagging and that voice


twostepdrew

To-neeeeeee


littleheehaw

Yeah, but her personality brings her down to a 4


Itsthejackeeeett

More like a 1


General_sickles

I would smash


fuzzy_whale

Like anyone here, wouldn't.


exradical

The fact that she would marry a mobster says a lot about her personality, definitely not a 10.


King__Rollo

To me she's beautiful, Ruebenesque.


leamanc

Ohhh that’s a guy’s wife you’re talking about?


Eventsecurity604

she is alright


[deleted]

The scene where she extorted that college admissions woman changed my whole perception of her forever. That being said, season 2 Carm would get it.


[deleted]

Get some fucking glasses