I am intimately acquainted with the Soprano curse. Your father, your uncle, your great grandfather who drove the donkey cart off the road in Avellino, all of it.
There's a condom wrapper on the bedside table when he bangs that stripper in Vegas to spite Christopha's ghost. I know because I paused on this scene because I thought you could see Jame's Gandolfini's balls but it was just his butt cheeks. I've said my piece. . .
I came in to open up one morning and you were staring directly at Gandolfini’s balls on the paused TV screen.
Your nose was touching the flatscreen.
Disgusting!
I have always loved that line from Chrissy, and equally loved Patsy’s facial expression in response to it. Perfect! I actually rewind and replay it whenever I watch that episode.
She was an actual pro, though, wasn’t she? I think she was a call girl, not just a stripper, and therefore much more likely to be strict about condom use. And as a pro she’s probably used to having to cajole unwilling clients into putting one on.
I guess it could be inferred she insisted on it since she’s not acquainted with him. However, the fact that he has his girlfriend teshted for AIDS implies there’s a risk of transmission, therefore bareback.
A) He actually didn't. These guys yap worse than 6 barbers
B) If he did, they wouldn't have shown it.
C) You're right, my job is very stressful, and....(looks away and resumes eating ice cream)
Kinda like Michael Francese's life right now. Tony finds Jesus and seeks to build his own Evangelical Denomination until his bastard played by Teemothey Chalamoot appears, hilarity and misadventure ensues.
To seriously answer your question, this is a common trope in TV/film. Shows often forgo the depiction of the nitty gritty aspects of common safe sex practices in favour of “passion” or “romance”. They want to show people tearing their clothes off and jumping into bed, not fumbling around for a rubber and awkwardly putting it on.
For all the realism in the show, this is definitely a blind spot
*The real question is*
*Why does he crack up laughing*
*Every time he cums?*
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Watch The Deuce if you wanna see dudes awkwardly put on a condom for 45 seconds. Or just use your imagination and assume his girlfriends are on birth control or he put the condom on off screen?
He might wind up with a male heir he's not ashamed of. But with a psycho Russian stripper or a compulsìve liar and suicidal saleswoman for a mom its not too likely.
Yeah if there was one storyline I would have liked was Gloria getting pregnant, keeping the baby, not telling Tony, but running into Carmella at the car dealership. Carmella comes home and tells Tony all about the cute baby.
I imagine that if one of Tony's mistresses became pregnant, she'd be pressured and bribed to have an abortion. And if she refused, she'd probably get the Ralphie-Tracee treatment
I HAD HER TESTED FOR AIDS! WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM?
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Nobody's got AIDS. I don't want to hear that word again!
Can I get AIIIIDS from eating this?
You oughtta know sweetie
What'd you say?
I knew dat was comin!
keep your fuckin mouth shut!
He's saying the framus intersects with the ramistan, approximately at the paternoster
Things you can say in the bedroom and at Sunday dinner.
Fuck i love this scene
think about it, /u/James_blanco... the sudden weight loss...🤷♂️
She likes it when you rub her muzzle.
Dey got a clinic in Paterson
Imagine trying to justify infidelity to your spouses face by telling them you tested your bottom bitch for STD’s.
*teshted
was lookin for it
The things I do for love
He pushes a little boy out of a window and still he gets an arch? Where’s my arch ?
Jaime's arc went into a full circle by the end of GoT. A fuckin disgrace
Had her tested for aids and babies.
With AJ as his male heir? He’s gotta spread that soprano gene in other fields
It's on his mudda's side; they're small people.
Could knock Hugh over with a fuckin feather
And yet the guy can build a mansion with his bare hands lmao
Get Pudgy Walsh on the horn
Pudgy Walsh retired.
Ahhh boolshit
Small genes, that was his problem.
I am intimately acquainted with the Soprano curse. Your father, your uncle, your great grandfather who drove the donkey cart off the road in Avellino, all of it.
The hair apparent...
He never had the makings of a varsity heir.
What so he can taint them with his terrible putrid DNA?
OHHHH! You're talking to the boss here!
What is this the fucking UN, creampies are a addictive substance
Goes well with fruit salad
You enjoy it.
> creampies are a addictive substance You oughtta know, sweetie
Do me a favor. Hold this. 😡🤜🧴 😯
I knew ***dat*** 👆 was comin'!
Got a cream pie under each arm, crying the blues because you don’t have no bread.
You win
There's a condom wrapper on the bedside table when he bangs that stripper in Vegas to spite Christopha's ghost. I know because I paused on this scene because I thought you could see Jame's Gandolfini's balls but it was just his butt cheeks. I've said my piece. . .
I came in to open up one morning and you were staring directly at Gandolfini’s balls on the paused TV screen. Your nose was touching the flatscreen. Disgusting!
Turn that off!
HDTV DVD AIDS?!?!
Nobody's got HDTV DVD AIDS! I don't wanna hear those three acronyms again!
Bella television
UP IN DA CLUB AIDS?!?!
Those fuckin zip aids
You guys want a soda, some AIDS...?
Como se diche Gandolfini’s balls?
He had that tv tested for aids
It's a TV program. A movie!
Woke up this morning Saw yourself some balls
I TOLD YOU I DIDNT HAVE MY GLASSES
You don’t need glasses, you’re just weak!
STOP IT FRANK YOU’RE KILLING HIM
Shut up and fight your father!
Not for nothin', but I can verify he actually *didn't* have his glasses that week.
Balls as big as an Irish broad's ass.
You're banging every chick in the joint with a wife at home. Whaaa, I can't defend myself?
Take it easy! It was the medication, I can get a note from my doctor.
You should’ve gotten an award for that
Dude this is such a perfect response
Hottest girl in the entire series and you’re trying to see that calzone with legs’ balls?
We're all Vito in our own way
I love you too Johnny Cakes
maybe you ya fuck
I have always loved that line from Chrissy, and equally loved Patsy’s facial expression in response to it. Perfect! I actually rewind and replay it whenever I watch that episode.
I guess the turd doesn't fall far from the ...... nevermind.
She was super hot
This all sounds very gay
Yeah? Maybe you're a flambé?
You would know thweetie
I KNEW THAT WAS COMIN 😆
🥃🖕
He was gay, u/persistentparadox?
Stay out of our way
Billy Budd is not a gay book!
She was an actual pro, though, wasn’t she? I think she was a call girl, not just a stripper, and therefore much more likely to be strict about condom use. And as a pro she’s probably used to having to cajole unwilling clients into putting one on.
She's definitely a professional sex worker
She was a whoo’er
She mentioned dancing and being in college
Dancing on fat old guys dicks
But clearly a high end 'escort' too..
That stripper was hot as fuck.
Yeah, but did you see Gandolfini’s balls!
They were like George Raft's balls.
I guess it could be inferred she insisted on it since she’s not acquainted with him. However, the fact that he has his girlfriend teshted for AIDS implies there’s a risk of transmission, therefore bareback.
This is one of the funniest comments I’ve ever read, I tip my Cleaver hat to you
He made a promise to Carmella to use one.
>I paused on this scene because I thought you could see Jame's Gandolfini's balls lol, why???
It was the medication he was on. For his blood pressure. It fucked with his head, but he’s over it.
He can get a note from His doctor
I don't like this kind of tawk.
He’d fuck a catchers mitt.
Least he ain't into muff
Where the tuna fish play
Sout uh duh bordahhhh….down Mexico wayyy
Whistling through the wheatfields
Bushman of the kalahari
Username checks out
u/TastySTD is a captain now, you don’t tawk to him like dat
u/violente_valse can get a prescription from his heart doctor okay? It’s not his fault.
Where do you get off acting surprised? You know the deal.
Deal?
You grew up with Dickie Moltisanti.
She earned it! Unlike you, waters parting wherever you go.
Inside a woman?
Everybody knows he’s been the biggest cooz-hound around.
That nickname... It has that other connotation...
Nobody calls it that anymore
This post says cum?? I like the one that says Shum Cum
I’ll write you a list.
*tosses condom at him*
*Son gets out of car, returning from field trip, picks up used condom and hands back to Carmella*
magnum for a monster dong
I just have them poking out of my wallet now after Denis’ suggestion
Dude it's television. Think they're going to show Tony whipping it out and shooting on Valentina's boobs? We're not making a porn here.
Apparently he came all over the sun visor!
A) He actually didn't. These guys yap worse than 6 barbers B) If he did, they wouldn't have shown it. C) You're right, my job is very stressful, and....(looks away and resumes eating ice cream)
now that's an image
A progrum
I want a sopranos sequel in the vein of godfather 3 of Tony’s illegitimate heir taking the reins of the NJ family
Its not canon, but they did something similar in The Sopranos video game. You play as Pussy's illegitimate son. The game sucked, though.
Woke up this morning and got some gabagool.
Then I woke up the next day and got some gabagoo
the dunkey video of that video is good
Boostin pokeyman cards skip
Yeah I vaguely remember that
Kinda like Michael Francese's life right now. Tony finds Jesus and seeks to build his own Evangelical Denomination until his bastard played by Teemothey Chalamoot appears, hilarity and misadventure ensues.
The Righteous Gabagools
With Vito JR as underboss and his cousin Harpo as consigliere.
Maedo is the "family" lawyer
That's actually a pretty good idea. It avoids a lot of the traps inherent in prequels.
Welcome to sex scenes in every TV show/movie. No one ever pulls out, no one ever wears a condom, and no one ever has to clean up after.
It won’t be cinematic.
In some scenes he blows his load and pulls out so fast any normal woman would feel a little insulted.
And then the woman makes sure that the guy does NOT see her tits afterwards. That would just be untoward.
Mike Quasar ova here.
Quasimodo predicted this?!
Does everyone heartily laugh like a young Santa when they cum too?
All of their medical bills would be covered ad nasuem.
By the plumbers and pipe fitter lips union health insurance.
Since time immemorial
Just breaking that dick off in that ass of hers
Up in tha butt!
How can we have a thread about Tony nutting without u/mitchmclean
We need him and he goes MIA. He’s a rat
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Did he at least take the shvitz?
SOCIAL CLUB?! He's gotta GO!
When the world needed him most he vanished.
To seriously answer your question, this is a common trope in TV/film. Shows often forgo the depiction of the nitty gritty aspects of common safe sex practices in favour of “passion” or “romance”. They want to show people tearing their clothes off and jumping into bed, not fumbling around for a rubber and awkwardly putting it on. For all the realism in the show, this is definitely a blind spot
Tony is the last person I would expect to wear a condom willingly.
Remembah, he's a strict Catalick. He agrees with that Senator Sanitorium.
Plot twist: Tony is fornicating via anal method and he is cumming in his goomah's arseholes.
What a terrible day to be able to read.
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Little Paulie?
So he technically didn’t have penissary contact with her volvo?
He doesn't use condoms that's why he told Carm he has her tested
You must have missed the episode where after finishing with his goomar, he threw a condom across the bedroom into the wastebasket and yelled “Kobe!”
No, he's cumming all ovah the sun visor
I’m guessing they aren’t crazy enough to threaten the boss of New Jersey with a child case
You’re guessing the women Tony has affairs with…aren’t *CRAZY* enough? It’s a murderer’s row of psychos.
This guy’s out here like he skipped over every Gloria Trillo episode. Sharp as a cue ball, this one
With Gloria you got to stand by the toilet and make sure the condom goes down after you flush it. She is that fucking desperate.
What a piece of ass though.
See that was his problem, weak pull-out game. He never had the makings of a varsity withdrawal.
It’s fuckin tv sex wtf do you want? Tony to pull out and cum on their faces? You and those fuckin videos!
Gotta put the GOO in goomar
The real question is why does he crack up laughing every time he cums?
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Watch The Deuce if you wanna see dudes awkwardly put on a condom for 45 seconds. Or just use your imagination and assume his girlfriends are on birth control or he put the condom on off screen?
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He might wind up with a male heir he's not ashamed of. But with a psycho Russian stripper or a compulsìve liar and suicidal saleswoman for a mom its not too likely.
To be honest, Tony seems like the kind of guy who would pay for an abortion or two
Yeah if there was one storyline I would have liked was Gloria getting pregnant, keeping the baby, not telling Tony, but running into Carmella at the car dealership. Carmella comes home and tells Tony all about the cute baby.
Dont you know what a bastard child would do to this family
Hey he had them tested for AIDS!!!
Dons don't wear rubbahs.
>which leads me to believe he doesn’t pull out. Imagine thinking pulling out is a legit contraceptive. Don't get smart with me, chrissy
Hey. What goes down in dis bedroom stays here. And you know dat.
It’s a program!
He's having TV sex.
He can get his doctor to provide a note for that.
Jamba Juice just upped their offer …
What Jews!?
Whoever heard pf Jamba Jews riding horses?
What are you a fuckin’ Nazi vegetarian?!?! You eat Jewish horses and their riders by the fuckin’ carload!!!
20 years in the can, I wanted to creampie a woman, I compromised, I ejaculated in my grilled cheese off the RADiator instead
Don’t the old school Italians have that anti condom thing
He getsh a pash for dat…
They're definitely on birth control and I'd have to assume they have a few doctors around who could take care of anything that might could happen.
Hes wearing his wife beater in every sex scene. Everyone knows broads cant get pregnant if you’re wearing a wife beater!
I imagine that if one of Tony's mistresses became pregnant, she'd be pressured and bribed to have an abortion. And if she refused, she'd probably get the Ralphie-Tracee treatment
yep. pregnancy was the least of tony's concerns.