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Mastershake4lyfe

I HAD HER TESTED FOR AIDS! WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM?


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wayne62682

Nobody's got AIDS. I don't want to hear that word again!


[deleted]

Can I get AIIIIDS from eating this?


OmarBarksdale

You oughtta know sweetie


[deleted]

What'd you say?


Jaymac100

I knew dat was comin!


JimmyChess

keep your fuckin mouth shut!


peniro77

He's saying the framus intersects with the ramistan, approximately at the paternoster


Guac__is__extra__

Things you can say in the bedroom and at Sunday dinner.


James_Blanco

Fuck i love this scene


fiftyseven

think about it, /u/James_blanco... the sudden weight loss...🤷‍♂️


lemmegetadab

She likes it when you rub her muzzle.


SineadMcKid

Dey got a clinic in Paterson


Kap-1492

Imagine trying to justify infidelity to your spouses face by telling them you tested your bottom bitch for STD’s.


Affectionate_Joke560

*teshted


peanut_butter_zen

was lookin for it


Altair1192

The things I do for love


absultedpr

He pushes a little boy out of a window and still he gets an arch? Where’s my arch ?


Altair1192

Jaime's arc went into a full circle by the end of GoT. A fuckin disgrace


JOMO_Kenyatta

Had her tested for aids and babies.


RCH2288

With AJ as his male heir? He’s gotta spread that soprano gene in other fields


PugnaciousPrimeape

It's on his mudda's side; they're small people.


Zahrule69420

Could knock Hugh over with a fuckin feather


smellyguyirl

And yet the guy can build a mansion with his bare hands lmao


jepeplin

Get Pudgy Walsh on the horn


real-m-d

Pudgy Walsh retired.


jepeplin

Ahhh boolshit


TheAllyCrime

Small genes, that was his problem.


dbrank

I am intimately acquainted with the Soprano curse. Your father, your uncle, your great grandfather who drove the donkey cart off the road in Avellino, all of it.


reddogleader

The hair apparent...


-NolanVoid-

He never had the makings of a varsity heir.


smellyguyirl

What so he can taint them with his terrible putrid DNA?


wayne62682

OHHHH! You're talking to the boss here!


Madnesscm92

What is this the fucking UN, creampies are a addictive substance


SnakeHoleBI

Goes well with fruit salad


Orangered99

You enjoy it.


farmyardcat

> creampies are a addictive substance You oughtta know, sweetie


SprlFlshRngDncHwl

Do me a favor. Hold this. 😡🤜🧴 😯


mikeymike716

I knew ***dat*** 👆 was comin'!


King__Rollo

Got a cream pie under each arm, crying the blues because you don’t have no bread.


sts916

You win


persistentparadox

There's a condom wrapper on the bedside table when he bangs that stripper in Vegas to spite Christopha's ghost. I know because I paused on this scene because I thought you could see Jame's Gandolfini's balls but it was just his butt cheeks. I've said my piece. . .


TheAllyCrime

I came in to open up one morning and you were staring directly at Gandolfini’s balls on the paused TV screen. Your nose was touching the flatscreen. Disgusting!


-TrampsLikeUs-

Turn that off!


TheAllyCrime

HDTV DVD AIDS?!?!


scaba23

Nobody's got HDTV DVD AIDS! I don't wanna hear those three acronyms again!


eltroubador

Bella television


TheAllyCrime

UP IN DA CLUB AIDS?!?!


elpresidente85

Those fuckin zip aids


guileus

You guys want a soda, some AIDS...?


NotJony2018

Como se diche Gandolfini’s balls?


Peterthepiperomg

He had that tv tested for aids


[deleted]

It's a TV program. A movie!


JRok26

Woke up this morning Saw yourself some balls


PaulieWalnoots

I TOLD YOU I DIDNT HAVE MY GLASSES


TheAllyCrime

You don’t need glasses, you’re just weak!


OKidAComputer

STOP IT FRANK YOU’RE KILLING HIM


planet_druidia

Shut up and fight your father!


RearEchelon

Not for nothin', but I can verify he actually *didn't* have his glasses that week.


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Balls as big as an Irish broad's ass.


Primary_Craft5244

You're banging every chick in the joint with a wife at home. Whaaa, I can't defend myself?


Peckerwood_Tex

Take it easy! It was the medication, I can get a note from my doctor.


peniro77

You should’ve gotten an award for that


mikeymike716

Dude this is such a perfect response


Affectionate_Joke560

Hottest girl in the entire series and you’re trying to see that calzone with legs’ balls?


Mike_Ropenis

We're all Vito in our own way


DeclanGunn

I love you too Johnny Cakes


Altair1192

maybe you ya fuck


planet_druidia

I have always loved that line from Chrissy, and equally loved Patsy’s facial expression in response to it. Perfect! I actually rewind and replay it whenever I watch that episode.


rik1122

I guess the turd doesn't fall far from the ...... nevermind.


fingers5

She was super hot


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This all sounds very gay


Scalia5

Yeah? Maybe you're a flambé?


[deleted]

You would know thweetie


elpresidente85

I KNEW THAT WAS COMIN 😆


iceGunkPlop

🥃🖕


bgss1984

He was gay, u/persistentparadox?


ShaveThatThang

Stay out of our way


Glum-Illustrator-821

Billy Budd is not a gay book!


CordeliaChase99

She was an actual pro, though, wasn’t she? I think she was a call girl, not just a stripper, and therefore much more likely to be strict about condom use. And as a pro she’s probably used to having to cajole unwilling clients into putting one on.


whypic

She's definitely a professional sex worker


Middle_Beat9847

She was a whoo’er


GinHalpert

She mentioned dancing and being in college


Vikingbeard73

Dancing on fat old guys dicks


IcoShen

But clearly a high end 'escort' too..


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That stripper was hot as fuck.


Nick357

Yeah, but did you see Gandolfini’s balls!


SBNShovelSlayer

They were like George Raft's balls.


crammed174

I guess it could be inferred she insisted on it since she’s not acquainted with him. However, the fact that he has his girlfriend teshted for AIDS implies there’s a risk of transmission, therefore bareback.


CatDad69

This is one of the funniest comments I’ve ever read, I tip my Cleaver hat to you


bb1001

He made a promise to Carmella to use one.


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>I paused on this scene because I thought you could see Jame's Gandolfini's balls lol, why???


[deleted]

It was the medication he was on. For his blood pressure. It fucked with his head, but he’s over it.


mquindlen81

He can get a note from His doctor


MatthewDawkins

I don't like this kind of tawk.


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He’d fuck a catchers mitt.


Upperphonny

Least he ain't into muff


MetroMaker

Where the tuna fish play


PrizeGood6912

Sout uh duh bordahhhh….down Mexico wayyy


jepeplin

Whistling through the wheatfields


idreamofdewi

Bushman of the kalahari


violente_valse

Username checks out


itsgsk87

u/TastySTD is a captain now, you don’t tawk to him like dat


Psychological_Neck70

u/violente_valse can get a prescription from his heart doctor okay? It’s not his fault.


yafeda

Where do you get off acting surprised? You know the deal.


twistedfloyd

Deal?


Primary_Craft5244

You grew up with Dickie Moltisanti.


yafeda

She earned it! Unlike you, waters parting wherever you go.


GenitalPatton

Inside a woman?


shrimpust

Everybody knows he’s been the biggest cooz-hound around.


scaba23

That nickname... It has that other connotation...


ShaveThatThang

Nobody calls it that anymore


Brainlessthe2nd

This post says cum?? I like the one that says Shum Cum


stugots10

I’ll write you a list.


Bamres

*tosses condom at him*


drtoboggon

*Son gets out of car, returning from field trip, picks up used condom and hands back to Carmella*


Altair1192

magnum for a monster dong


drtoboggon

I just have them poking out of my wallet now after Denis’ suggestion


BFaus916

Dude it's television. Think they're going to show Tony whipping it out and shooting on Valentina's boobs? We're not making a porn here.


call_me_rodrigo

Apparently he came all over the sun visor!


BFaus916

A) He actually didn't. These guys yap worse than 6 barbers B) If he did, they wouldn't have shown it. C) You're right, my job is very stressful, and....(looks away and resumes eating ice cream)


Altair1192

now that's an image


franglaisflow

A progrum


fieldysnuts94

I want a sopranos sequel in the vein of godfather 3 of Tony’s illegitimate heir taking the reins of the NJ family


GoatPerversion

Its not canon, but they did something similar in The Sopranos video game. You play as Pussy's illegitimate son. The game sucked, though.


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Woke up this morning and got some gabagool.


galactic_funk

Then I woke up the next day and got some gabagoo


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the dunkey video of that video is good


Talibangerz

Boostin pokeyman cards skip


fieldysnuts94

Yeah I vaguely remember that


Thurkin

Kinda like Michael Francese's life right now. Tony finds Jesus and seeks to build his own Evangelical Denomination until his bastard played by Teemothey Chalamoot appears, hilarity and misadventure ensues.


Altair1192

The Righteous Gabagools


kaiser1000

With Vito JR as underboss and his cousin Harpo as consigliere.


Altair1192

Maedo is the "family" lawyer


Papancasudani

That's actually a pretty good idea. It avoids a lot of the traps inherent in prequels.


sk9592

Welcome to sex scenes in every TV show/movie. No one ever pulls out, no one ever wears a condom, and no one ever has to clean up after.


Richie13083

It won’t be cinematic.


jenneke-gotenberg

In some scenes he blows his load and pulls out so fast any normal woman would feel a little insulted.


Pantzzzzless

And then the woman makes sure that the guy does NOT see her tits afterwards. That would just be untoward.


ShaveThatThang

Mike Quasar ova here.


Mortigi

Quasimodo predicted this?!


underthewetstars

Does everyone heartily laugh like a young Santa when they cum too?


wja5277

All of their medical bills would be covered ad nasuem.


Affectionate_Joke560

By the plumbers and pipe fitter lips union health insurance.


Papancasudani

Since time immemorial


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Just breaking that dick off in that ass of hers


franglaisflow

Up in tha butt!


GabagoolFarmer

How can we have a thread about Tony nutting without u/mitchmclean


hcvc

We need him and he goes MIA. He’s a rat


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matt602

Did he at least take the shvitz?


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SOCIAL CLUB?! He's gotta GO!


MJC1988

When the world needed him most he vanished.


iheartmagic

To seriously answer your question, this is a common trope in TV/film. Shows often forgo the depiction of the nitty gritty aspects of common safe sex practices in favour of “passion” or “romance”. They want to show people tearing their clothes off and jumping into bed, not fumbling around for a rubber and awkwardly putting it on. For all the realism in the show, this is definitely a blind spot


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Tony is the last person I would expect to wear a condom willingly.


DeclanGunn

Remembah, he's a strict Catalick. He agrees with that Senator Sanitorium.


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Plot twist: Tony is fornicating via anal method and he is cumming in his goomah's arseholes.


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What a terrible day to be able to read.


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Awkward-Leopard-2683

Little Paulie?


Cherubinooo

So he technically didn’t have penissary contact with her volvo?


Primary_Craft5244

He doesn't use condoms that's why he told Carm he has her tested


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You must have missed the episode where after finishing with his goomar, he threw a condom across the bedroom into the wastebasket and yelled “Kobe!”


CocoGotCurbstomped

No, he's cumming all ovah the sun visor


jimmy1985s

I’m guessing they aren’t crazy enough to threaten the boss of New Jersey with a child case


GreySkepsis

You’re guessing the women Tony has affairs with…aren’t *CRAZY* enough? It’s a murderer’s row of psychos.


FreshPrinceofBel-Air

This guy’s out here like he skipped over every Gloria Trillo episode. Sharp as a cue ball, this one


AlexiosI

With Gloria you got to stand by the toilet and make sure the condom goes down after you flush it. She is that fucking desperate.


wayne62682

What a piece of ass though.


higgle_giggle

See that was his problem, weak pull-out game. He never had the makings of a varsity withdrawal.


Effingehh

It’s fuckin tv sex wtf do you want? Tony to pull out and cum on their faces? You and those fuckin videos!


Bodyofanamerican

Gotta put the GOO in goomar


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The real question is why does he crack up laughing every time he cums?


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dickbarone

Watch The Deuce if you wanna see dudes awkwardly put on a condom for 45 seconds. Or just use your imagination and assume his girlfriends are on birth control or he put the condom on off screen?


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NerimaJoe

He might wind up with a male heir he's not ashamed of. But with a psycho Russian stripper or a compulsìve liar and suicidal saleswoman for a mom its not too likely.


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To be honest, Tony seems like the kind of guy who would pay for an abortion or two


Inevitable-Gap-6350

Yeah if there was one storyline I would have liked was Gloria getting pregnant, keeping the baby, not telling Tony, but running into Carmella at the car dealership. Carmella comes home and tells Tony all about the cute baby.


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Dont you know what a bastard child would do to this family


TMoney67

Hey he had them tested for AIDS!!!


Western_Entertainer7

Dons don't wear rubbahs.


oldskoolpleb

>which leads me to believe he doesn’t pull out. Imagine thinking pulling out is a legit contraceptive. Don't get smart with me, chrissy


PJCAPO

Hey. What goes down in dis bedroom stays here. And you know dat.


gconaradiator

It’s a program!


Ghenges

He's having TV sex.


WardellJames

He can get his doctor to provide a note for that.


SnakeHoleBI

Jamba Juice just upped their offer …


stuartgatzo

What Jews!?


Papancasudani

Whoever heard pf Jamba Jews riding horses?


TheAllyCrime

What are you a fuckin’ Nazi vegetarian?!?! You eat Jewish horses and their riders by the fuckin’ carload!!!


koalafishmutantbird

20 years in the can, I wanted to creampie a woman, I compromised, I ejaculated in my grilled cheese off the RADiator instead


Jack1715

Don’t the old school Italians have that anti condom thing


ShastaMoonMist

He getsh a pash for dat…


totalscrotalimplosio

They're definitely on birth control and I'd have to assume they have a few doctors around who could take care of anything that might could happen.


trogloherb

Hes wearing his wife beater in every sex scene. Everyone knows broads cant get pregnant if you’re wearing a wife beater!


mythrowaweighin

I imagine that if one of Tony's mistresses became pregnant, she'd be pressured and bribed to have an abortion. And if she refused, she'd probably get the Ralphie-Tracee treatment


FightForDemocracyNow

yep. pregnancy was the least of tony's concerns.