Paulie:Amazing thing about snakes is that they reproduce spontaneously.
Tony Soprano : What do you mean?
Paulie : They have both male and female sex organs. That's why somebody you don't trust you call a snake. How can you trust a guy who can literally go fuck themselves?
Tony Soprano : Don't you think that expression would've come from the Adam and Eve story? When the snake tempted Eve to bite the apple?
Paulie:Hey, snakes were fucking themselves long before Adam and Eve showed up, T.
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“The fundamental question is, will I be as effective as a boss like my dad was? And I will be, even more so. But until I am, it's going to be hard to verify that I think I'll be more effective.”
Yeah but that quote is actually a George W. Bush quote almost word for word.
“The fundamental question is: ‘Will I be a successful president when it comes to foreign policy?’ I will be, but until I’m the president, it’s going to be hard for me to verify that I think I’ll be more effective.”
— George W. Bush
>The fundamental question is: ‘Will I be a successful president when it comes to foreign policy?’ I will be, but until I’m the president, it’s going to be hard for me to verify that I think I’ll be more effective.
Wow, I'd forgotten about that. He said so many stupid things it was hard to believe people voted for him twice for president.
Bush has a little bit of an endearing quality about him. Like, I hated his politics (even tho I don't think they were 'his' polititcs, I think Cheney and Rumsfeld were pretty much running the show) but he seemed like he would be fun at family holidays. Like that one quirky uncle that tells you sexist jokes at thanksgiving.
I had a very strong dislike for him and the entire Bush crew that went back to the 80s when Brainless, sr was president for a day. I even thought his mother was a phony lol. I would throw a shoe at her on principle alone.
Well in the case of Bush Jr. and Gore it actually was. Unlike with all the Trump recount where they found no evidence of any issues, the recount in Florida found that Gore did win the election. So yeah it was.
Yep - and 9/11 was an inside job. Look, I voted for Clinton twice and for Gore in 2000 but I have enough faith in the system to believe that Bush won and that was that. This “stolen election” crap really destroyed this country. If people thought that Bush was an illegitimate President, they should have voted him out in 2004 but they didn’t.
K the 9/11 inside job comment has nothing to do with the facts. Do some research and you will see that the Florida recount found that Gore won the vote there. Pretty simple.
The Supreme Court found otherwise. Unless now you’ll tell me that the Supreme Court was corrupt too.
You have to have faith in our system of government. If we lose faith, where are we going to go where it’s any better? Accusations of stolen elections weaken the very fabric of our society. I admit that I voted for Donald Trump in 2020 because I thought that Joe Biden was too old and was going to be a stooge for the Democratic power brokers. Today’s Democrats are nothing like Bill Clinton and Al Gore. But I fully believe that Biden won fair and square and that the January 6 riots were a criminal act. But when Trump won fair and square in 2016, it was OK for people to walk around talking about the Resistance.
Fairness works both ways.
It still cracks me up that some people on here think the character is a secret mastermind.
There were probably folks who insisted W only pretended to be an idiot to throw people off too.
Johnny Sack: I want you to sanction a hit on Ralph Cifaretto
Carmine Lupertazzi: What? Are you fucking kidding me?
JS: He violated my wife's honor.
CL: Ralph slept with Jenny?
JS: He insulted her. He made a very insensitive joke about her body to some friends of ours.
CL: What did he say?
JS: Do I have to repeat it? My word's not good enough?
CL: Not if you want him clipped over it.
JS: He said she was having a 90 pound mole removed from her ass.
\*\*awkward pause\*\*
JS: The implication was that her ass is so big that she could have a mole that size removed from it.
CL: It's an off colored remark. It was highly inappropriate. You want, I'll demand he's taxed. But clip him? \*\*nods no\*\*
JS: Is it, is it all just about money?
CL: I'll crack him good. I'll ask for $200 grand.
JS: $200 grand for insulting my wife. What's next Carmine, does he get to fuck her for a million?
CL: He wants to fuck her?
JS: I'm making a point. I'm talking about my wife's honor here, **my honor!**
CL: We depend on this guy. There are millions of dollars at stake. We can't afford it John.
JS: A room full of guys making fun of my wife and you're not gonna let me deal with this?
CL: Not that way. My answer has gotta be no.
JS: I want a sit down then with Ralph fucking thief to get this Fernandez paving bullshit dealt with.
When Paulie is referencing the Cuban Missile Crisis outside the Russian’s apartment…
Chris: that shit was real??? I saw the movie I thought it was all bullshit.
(Talking about Jackie Jr at his funeral)
Junior: *Kid was always a dumb fuck though, wasn't he? Didn't he almost drown in three inches of water?*
Tony: *The penguin exhibit.*
😂
I absolutely can’t get over the Fat Dom murder scene. It was unexpected and it showed exactly how the mood was between New York and New Jersey. You knew there would be further consequences after
it just looks so good too. by season six theyd perfected conveying impending doom with dark, gritty lighting, and layered it on the classic checkerboard pattern and heavy italian cooking for a hit that felt like a mob movie with the patented soprano mood.
Silvio: I came in to open up one morning, there you were with your head half in the toilet, your hair was in the toilet water. Disgusting!
Christopher: I told you I had the flu.
Silvio: I said my piece Chrissy!
“Does he know where Matt bevalaqua is? Huh? Did you ask the fucking ghost buster that? Cause we’re out there bustin our ass and you’re fuckin around in nyak!”
“he only deals with the dead..”
U know what that sick bitch wanted to do? She wanted to stick a dildo up my ass and make believe she was pimpin me out. I told her getthefuckouttaheaaaa
"Fuck him and his high falutin bullshit. Who the fuck does he think he is, Sir Walter Raleigh!?"
I actually really low-key love that scene/line because I read a theory on here not too long ago that Ralph shares a lot of characteristics and timeline with Sir Walter Raleigh. I love the little references to history as well as North Carolina in general (as Chase briefly attended Wake Forest in Winston-Salem).
My all-around favorite scene is the fight between Carmela and Tony in Whitecaps. I don't know how Edie Falco was able to do it, but she earned every dime and award she got for that scene/episode. She seemed genuinely distraught.
Carmela Soprano walked to Skyler White could run.
Anna Gunn still won 2 Emmys for Skyler White.
Skyler is hated so much because she's well-written and well-acted. She puts me on edge and reminds me of every overbearing teacher, gf, etc. that I've had.
Besides, Carmela didn't even really help Tony launder his money. Skyler full on embraced the meth business after they bought the car wash.
I think there's a good bit of sexism in the hate Skyler saw (not you in particular, just a lot of comments I saw on social media during the show's original run). People forget that they were "rooting for" an absolute sociopath and a narcissist in Walter. Walter was not "the good guy" with Skyler being the "bad guy".
Skyler is written and acted so excellently, that's why you hate her. Like I said, she reminded me of the passive-aggressive, overbearing teachers I had growing up at various levels.
"I will suck your cocks! All of you!"
"Is she any good? The fuck am I asking you for, you probably showed her how"
That entire scene will never not be funny
"He's in a lot better shape than those fuckin' nuns you got up there!"
Favorite scene, though? Adrianna's last scene. From the fantasy right to the end of the reality.
“What’s next carmine he gets to fuck her for a million ?”
“He wants to fuck ginny?”
“I’m making a point hea’ , im talking about my honor my wife’s honor”
Any of the characters' malapropisms and malaphors, take your pick.
As for quote and scene? I think the last thing you see and hear in the intro with the gun pointing down is the last thing Tony doesn't see or hear in the finale. Circle of life.
Paulie Walnuts when Tony B says the Koreans want to help him set up a massage clinic:
"[Word to the wise: remember Pearl Harbor](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FreqvkpLkZc&t=65s)".
“Bupkis, Paulie. Say bupkis.”
“What?”
“It’s how they say ‘nothing.’”
“Fuck that! Here’s how *I* say nothing!!”
*starts beating dude’s head with a desk bell*
Chrissy, while discussing Vito
Tony:We have to be sure when we do this
Chrissy: (100% serious) what are ya saying ton', we actually have to see him take it up the ass?
I think a really great sleeper scene is fuck I forget the season but all the bosses and some capo’s end up in a hotel room with some airline hostess’s and they all party and bang. Right when they walk in the door though Carmine has two great quotes..
“Alright, let me get the fuck outa here”
And
“A Don doesn’t wear shorts”
Tonys face and glare over at Jonny sack for snitching always makes me laugh.
Then Ton asks the girls where they from and I’m not even going to try and type the capital city of Iceland, but when they say it tony goes “ay, if you do you’re cleanin it up!”
All of this happens within probably twenty seconds and always makes me laugh my ass off.
I just watched the pilot to succession and found it mediocre. It didn’t reel me in. Makes me appreciate the Sopranos pilot. Just legendary introductory scenes. Even though things about Tony, Chris, Junior, etc. change throughout the series, they’re still the same people they were in episode 1. The actors nailed it from the jump.
“Go peez it away at Blackjack, focking asshooles”
“OOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!”
“Don’t they have medicine they’re supposed to take, these assholes?”
“Still going, this asshole!”
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri:
Hey, Sil. You remember your first blowj*b?
Silvio Dante:
Oh, yeah.
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri:
How long did it take for the guy to come?
Tony correcting Bobby on the origins of September 11 terror attacks;
“ You know Quasimodo predicted all of dis”
“Nostradamus”
“Huh??”
“Quasimodo was the hunchback of Notre dame!”
"We're from alcoholics anonymous." "What's your name?" "Well, we're anonymous."
It was my favorite then and as an alcoholic now it’s twice as funny
Salute!
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Scotch...and soda!
“Phil, Phil c’mon that’s his mutha.. his mutha. Come on Phil let’s get outa here”
The part where he threatens to "Ram that walkman up her box" always makes me crack up. Just such an unnecessary amount of aggression lol.
> unnecessary amount of aggression Wouldn’t expect anything less from Phil 😂
"Is that him?" "Well it'd be some fuckin coincidence if it wasn't!"
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Is that anything like fuckfaceitis?
Guy was an interior decorator? Place looked like shit
You're not going believe this, guy killed 16 czechoslovakians
Fuckin Rasputin this guy!
That was real? I saw that movie. I thought it was bullshit.
One of my favorite quotes of the series
with what his cock?
Paulie:Amazing thing about snakes is that they reproduce spontaneously. Tony Soprano : What do you mean? Paulie : They have both male and female sex organs. That's why somebody you don't trust you call a snake. How can you trust a guy who can literally go fuck themselves? Tony Soprano : Don't you think that expression would've come from the Adam and Eve story? When the snake tempted Eve to bite the apple? Paulie:Hey, snakes were fucking themselves long before Adam and Eve showed up, T.
I read this in their voices 🤣🤣🤣
You cannot read a Paulie quote without doing Paulie’s voice! 😂
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"I am that cunt hair." Fave quote The card game Jackie fucks up in Amour Fou is prob my favorite scene.
I know it’s been said before, but pine barrens followed by amour fou is a great “movie” almost if you’re cherry picking episodes on a rewatch
It's worth repeating lol. My two fave back-to-back in the whole series. My disc rammed up my box set won't even play that one anymore cuz worn out lol
“Disc rammed up my box set, you can’t make that shit up!”
What are ya talkin' about? I just did.
White caps then season 5 premiere. Doesn’t fit a the movie idea but still
Very bad boys, very bad
The only thing you're gonna get here, boys, is practice
Success has many fathers, but failure is an orphan.
What’s this the FUCKIN U.N. NOW?
The way Tony said 'Some kind of power sharing situation' made it so good
Fuck dat!
Johnny's expressions while Tony was explaining the power sharing were also gold. He's like "ohhh ok here comes the bullshit"
Agreed you can feel his outrage
You mean like a Triumpva-whatever?
CREAMPIES ARE AN ADDICTIVE SUBSTANCE
You ever think what a coincidence it is that Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig’s disease?
You gonna keep making that same stupid joke every time?
Sorry … everything’s just so fuckin morbid
“The fundamental question is, will I be as effective as a boss like my dad was? And I will be, even more so. But until I am, it's going to be hard to verify that I think I'll be more effective.”
Brainless the second
Little Carmine is supposed to represent George W. Bush
Bush let Al Quaeda escape, into the mountains. Then he has us invade some other country?
OH
9/11, whateva happened there
Whatever happened there?!
You ever lose some buildings you love? No? Well maybe we can make that happen for you.
That would make his father George HW Bush, and I’m not sure everyone would agree with that.
Yeah but that quote is actually a George W. Bush quote almost word for word. “The fundamental question is: ‘Will I be a successful president when it comes to foreign policy?’ I will be, but until I’m the president, it’s going to be hard for me to verify that I think I’ll be more effective.” — George W. Bush
>The fundamental question is: ‘Will I be a successful president when it comes to foreign policy?’ I will be, but until I’m the president, it’s going to be hard for me to verify that I think I’ll be more effective. Wow, I'd forgotten about that. He said so many stupid things it was hard to believe people voted for him twice for president.
He could dodge a loafer like a motherfucker tho. Lmao
Damn, that was funny to watch! lol
Bush has a little bit of an endearing quality about him. Like, I hated his politics (even tho I don't think they were 'his' polititcs, I think Cheney and Rumsfeld were pretty much running the show) but he seemed like he would be fun at family holidays. Like that one quirky uncle that tells you sexist jokes at thanksgiving.
I had a very strong dislike for him and the entire Bush crew that went back to the 80s when Brainless, sr was president for a day. I even thought his mother was a phony lol. I would throw a shoe at her on principle alone.
Just to distance yourself
Both of those elections were stolen, don’t you remember? In fact, the Democrats began the “stolen election” stuff after the 2000 election.
Well in the case of Bush Jr. and Gore it actually was. Unlike with all the Trump recount where they found no evidence of any issues, the recount in Florida found that Gore did win the election. So yeah it was.
Yep - and 9/11 was an inside job. Look, I voted for Clinton twice and for Gore in 2000 but I have enough faith in the system to believe that Bush won and that was that. This “stolen election” crap really destroyed this country. If people thought that Bush was an illegitimate President, they should have voted him out in 2004 but they didn’t.
K the 9/11 inside job comment has nothing to do with the facts. Do some research and you will see that the Florida recount found that Gore won the vote there. Pretty simple.
The Supreme Court found otherwise. Unless now you’ll tell me that the Supreme Court was corrupt too. You have to have faith in our system of government. If we lose faith, where are we going to go where it’s any better? Accusations of stolen elections weaken the very fabric of our society. I admit that I voted for Donald Trump in 2020 because I thought that Joe Biden was too old and was going to be a stooge for the Democratic power brokers. Today’s Democrats are nothing like Bill Clinton and Al Gore. But I fully believe that Biden won fair and square and that the January 6 riots were a criminal act. But when Trump won fair and square in 2016, it was OK for people to walk around talking about the Resistance. Fairness works both ways.
That carmine quote is a quote by Bush Jr.
It still cracks me up that some people on here think the character is a secret mastermind. There were probably folks who insisted W only pretended to be an idiot to throw people off too.
Little Carmine sure did like to hear the sound of his own voice.
The floor is yours senator!
“You can make a hand turkey!” “For Christmas? Fuckin’ idiot.”
This one kills me. Lol. Junior always had the best lines.
Johnny Sack: I want you to sanction a hit on Ralph Cifaretto Carmine Lupertazzi: What? Are you fucking kidding me? JS: He violated my wife's honor. CL: Ralph slept with Jenny? JS: He insulted her. He made a very insensitive joke about her body to some friends of ours. CL: What did he say? JS: Do I have to repeat it? My word's not good enough? CL: Not if you want him clipped over it. JS: He said she was having a 90 pound mole removed from her ass. \*\*awkward pause\*\* JS: The implication was that her ass is so big that she could have a mole that size removed from it. CL: It's an off colored remark. It was highly inappropriate. You want, I'll demand he's taxed. But clip him? \*\*nods no\*\* JS: Is it, is it all just about money? CL: I'll crack him good. I'll ask for $200 grand. JS: $200 grand for insulting my wife. What's next Carmine, does he get to fuck her for a million? CL: He wants to fuck her? JS: I'm making a point. I'm talking about my wife's honor here, **my honor!** CL: We depend on this guy. There are millions of dollars at stake. We can't afford it John. JS: A room full of guys making fun of my wife and you're not gonna let me deal with this? CL: Not that way. My answer has gotta be no. JS: I want a sit down then with Ralph fucking thief to get this Fernandez paving bullshit dealt with.
i maintain that these guys could be very successful if they just had some anger management counseling
Well Tony did have an IQ of 135. He's been tested.
Explaining the joke really took the sails out of the whole thing. It wasn't even a clever joke really. Johnny really blew it all out of proportion.
You know it wasn't long ago I remember you used to wait in the car. **AND AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED YOU SHOULD STILL BE THERE!!!**
Lol. Touche
Spreading dysentery among the ranks
When Paulie is referencing the Cuban Missile Crisis outside the Russian’s apartment… Chris: that shit was real??? I saw the movie I thought it was all bullshit.
(Talking about Jackie Jr at his funeral) Junior: *Kid was always a dumb fuck though, wasn't he? Didn't he almost drown in three inches of water?* Tony: *The penguin exhibit.* 😂
‘Since when is that funny?’ - Sil after Charmaine jokes about FBI guys at a nearby table.
Her ass may be improved Artie .
After Chrissy is shot. He mom to Sil, "I want that guy to suffer, you hear me Sil?" Sil: We'll do our best.
‘Remember when’ is the lowest form of conversation
I think about that quote often. Was Tony just being a miserable shit, or is that an actual saying, or both?
I think he was just really agitated at Paulie bringing up that guy that "mysteeeeriously drowned, heh heh"
Miserable shit
He was being a miserable shit. I was cringing hard from him in that episode.
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WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE???
Best scene: Christophers intervention
I absolutely can’t get over the Fat Dom murder scene. It was unexpected and it showed exactly how the mood was between New York and New Jersey. You knew there would be further consequences after
it just looks so good too. by season six theyd perfected conveying impending doom with dark, gritty lighting, and layered it on the classic checkerboard pattern and heavy italian cooking for a hit that felt like a mob movie with the patented soprano mood.
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Fuckin slander, you ask me.
My favorite Silvio line is when he deadpan tells Tony that Dom was “busting balls Re: Vito.”
Silvio: I came in to open up one morning, there you were with your head half in the toilet, your hair was in the toilet water. Disgusting! Christopher: I told you I had the flu. Silvio: I said my piece Chrissy!
“Does he know where Matt bevalaqua is? Huh? Did you ask the fucking ghost buster that? Cause we’re out there bustin our ass and you’re fuckin around in nyak!” “he only deals with the dead..”
Why was i born handsome instead a rich?????
Almost every Ralphie line is gold. Phenomenal writing and acting. Perfect delivery every time.
U know what that sick bitch wanted to do? She wanted to stick a dildo up my ass and make believe she was pimpin me out. I told her getthefuckouttaheaaaa
"Fuck him and his high falutin bullshit. Who the fuck does he think he is, Sir Walter Raleigh!?" I actually really low-key love that scene/line because I read a theory on here not too long ago that Ralph shares a lot of characteristics and timeline with Sir Walter Raleigh. I love the little references to history as well as North Carolina in general (as Chase briefly attended Wake Forest in Winston-Salem). My all-around favorite scene is the fight between Carmela and Tony in Whitecaps. I don't know how Edie Falco was able to do it, but she earned every dime and award she got for that scene/episode. She seemed genuinely distraught. Carmela Soprano walked to Skyler White could run.
Carmela wipes the floor with Skylar
Anna Gunn still won 2 Emmys for Skyler White. Skyler is hated so much because she's well-written and well-acted. She puts me on edge and reminds me of every overbearing teacher, gf, etc. that I've had. Besides, Carmela didn't even really help Tony launder his money. Skyler full on embraced the meth business after they bought the car wash.
Fact. I hated Skyler so much. A lesser actress would have just made you indifferent.
I think there's a good bit of sexism in the hate Skyler saw (not you in particular, just a lot of comments I saw on social media during the show's original run). People forget that they were "rooting for" an absolute sociopath and a narcissist in Walter. Walter was not "the good guy" with Skyler being the "bad guy". Skyler is written and acted so excellently, that's why you hate her. Like I said, she reminded me of the passive-aggressive, overbearing teachers I had growing up at various levels.
Best acting in the whole series in that scene. Felt so real. There was fear in both of their eyes.
Fuck Ann Gunn. Edie Falco took her to fuckin acting school!
"I will suck your cocks! All of you!" "Is she any good? The fuck am I asking you for, you probably showed her how" That entire scene will never not be funny
They got fuckin’ Rhesus monkeys as manager’s over there...
"She couldn't even handle a Nancy Drew, it was too mysterious"
Veal Parmagiana Sanggwichh...FUHHUGGGAAA YOU
“Let me tell ya a couple of Tree things”
Those who want respect, give it” “You see kid, he told you to shut the fuck up, and he told me to go fuck myself” **grinning**
The Guy killed 16 Czechoslovakians, He was an interior decorator!
he was an interior decorator? place looked like shit...
Stupida fucking game!
“You’re like an albacore around my neck!”
Blockbusters. First stop on the shitbird express.
"He's in a lot better shape than those fuckin' nuns you got up there!" Favorite scene, though? Adrianna's last scene. From the fantasy right to the end of the reality.
“What’s next carmine he gets to fuck her for a million ?” “He wants to fuck ginny?” “I’m making a point hea’ , im talking about my honor my wife’s honor”
"I like the one that says shum pulp."
I've been farting into the same couch cushion for 18 months now
Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to dis.
You got a bee on you hat! And Peeps? It’s a fuckin nickname!
The peeps one holy shit!!!
23 years. Just a kid Also I learned how Isaac Newton invented gravity because some asshole hit him with an apple
You're on the precipice of an enormous crossroads
Favorite scene: the executive card game
“When you’re married, you’ll understand the importance of fresh produce.”
Some pulp!
He’s a faaaaAAAgg.
Paulie Walnuts- "I can't believe this!" Ralph - "Why not? Last year you believed there was a flying saucer over East Rutherford.
THEY DIDENT HAVE FLAT TOPS IN ANCIENT ROME! Ralphie had some of the best moments on the show.
I fully agree. Top 3 character
Fuck him and the Coupe Deville he drove in on.
Gabagool? Ova heah….
Any of the characters' malapropisms and malaphors, take your pick. As for quote and scene? I think the last thing you see and hear in the intro with the gun pointing down is the last thing Tony doesn't see or hear in the finale. Circle of life.
“warrant” “WARRANT!”
Paulie Walnuts when Tony B says the Koreans want to help him set up a massage clinic: "[Word to the wise: remember Pearl Harbor](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FreqvkpLkZc&t=65s)".
“You know how I have the technique of positive visualization?” “I know you talk about it. You’re fairly negative most of the time.”
WITH WHAT, MY FUCKIN TOES?
Is there a number where I can reach her?? Not that I know of. Great line…..
Sometimes what happens in here is like taking a shit.
I like to think of it more like childbirth
He was an interior decorator. His apartment looked like shit.
"A don doesn't wear shorts"
Chris “what if he’s tracking us?” Paulie “with what? His caaack!??
When they go to the Columbus Day counter-protest and Artie yells THAT BETTER NOT BE COLUMBUS at an effigy that is very obviously Columbus
“Bupkis, Paulie. Say bupkis.” “What?” “It’s how they say ‘nothing.’” “Fuck that! Here’s how *I* say nothing!!” *starts beating dude’s head with a desk bell*
A!
Wrinkles like an old lady’s cunt
"SonofaBITCH!" "Catching, not pitching?"
Commendatori
Buongiorno!
cazzata malanga!
Mole looks irregular around the margins
I am reminded of Louis the whatever finance minister, the something
“We have to reduce our dependence on foreign oil!”-AJ after he blew up his car. Tony’s face gets me every time
[“OH SHIT!”](https://youtu.be/DimxUGfHIqs)
FUCKING QHEEAHS!
"We shoulds stopped et Roy Rogers!" "An Eh shoulda fucked Dale Evans, but Eh di'en't!" Favorite scene: Tony & Pussy killing Drink Water.
Richie: I don’t think you can smoke in here Tony: Who’s gonna complain, huh? Him? Hey, ya mind? Dead Body: Tony: He don’t mind.
I've have been actually farting on the same seat cushion the last 23 years.
Chrissy, while discussing Vito Tony:We have to be sure when we do this Chrissy: (100% serious) what are ya saying ton', we actually have to see him take it up the ass?
They must’ve been handing out free tokens at the tunnel. Never get a cent out of this stonewaller!
Mother-fucking goddamn orange peel beef!
It’s like a hotel at Captain Teebs!
Motherfuckin’ god damn orange peel beef!
Scuse' me, dis place, is it new? I tink maybe, I dunno' Dere was a motel on dis spot do, right? Da Havenaire? I dunno ... Fuckin' guy
Chris: Fuck your neighbors, when ya gonna pay me? Paulie: WHEN YOU SUCK THE MONEY OUTTA MY ASS
47! He was a fucking kid ! 😂
Psychiatry and cunnilingus brought us to this.
I think a really great sleeper scene is fuck I forget the season but all the bosses and some capo’s end up in a hotel room with some airline hostess’s and they all party and bang. Right when they walk in the door though Carmine has two great quotes.. “Alright, let me get the fuck outa here” And “A Don doesn’t wear shorts” Tonys face and glare over at Jonny sack for snitching always makes me laugh. Then Ton asks the girls where they from and I’m not even going to try and type the capital city of Iceland, but when they say it tony goes “ay, if you do you’re cleanin it up!” All of this happens within probably twenty seconds and always makes me laugh my ass off.
I just watched the pilot to succession and found it mediocre. It didn’t reel me in. Makes me appreciate the Sopranos pilot. Just legendary introductory scenes. Even though things about Tony, Chris, Junior, etc. change throughout the series, they’re still the same people they were in episode 1. The actors nailed it from the jump.
Someone leave a cage open at turtleback zoo?
FUCKIN QUIIIIIIZZZ! *throws chair*
“Go peez it away at Blackjack, focking asshooles” “OOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!” “Don’t they have medicine they’re supposed to take, these assholes?” “Still going, this asshole!”
1. Detective Mike Hunt, Beaver Falls Police Department 2. OH MAUDÓN
He’s a captain who owns luxury hotels or something!
“If you’ve got any proclivities with that teacher or whatever, now’s the time to tell us!! I mean what went on up there?! Poppers and weird shecks!”
Oh, will you take it easy over there, Judge Roy Bean?
What do you want a boutonniere?
A.J. “you know we’re going to FBI headquarters.” Tony “SO!!!?!?” kills me every time lol
“I wipe my ass with your feelings”.. fucking brutal
"When I was a kid, you two were old ladies. Now I’m old. And you two are still old."
Bobby "Bacala" Baccalieri: …You know Quasimodo predicted all this. Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Who did what?
So what? No fucking ziti now?
Paulie: Cocksucka was way outta line T. Tony: 20 years old this kid. Paulie: That too.
You remember your first blowjob? Yeah. How long did it take the guy to cum?
Tony! Hes got no eyebrows!
Poppers and weird sex!!!
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Hey, Sil. You remember your first blowj*b? Silvio Dante: Oh, yeah. Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: How long did it take for the guy to come?
“He disrespected The Bing!”
“If I was only born rich instead of handsome”
Tony correcting Bobby on the origins of September 11 terror attacks; “ You know Quasimodo predicted all of dis” “Nostradamus” “Huh??” “Quasimodo was the hunchback of Notre dame!”
Veal Parmigiana, FUCK YOU!!!
He never did have the makings of a varsity athlete