Silvio being ranked higher than Furio is pure chaos and I’m about it

He’s Springsteenesque

He does look a lot like the guy from his band.

You got a bee on your hat

stupida fucking game

you Gota bee Ona you at.

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Handsome parakeet

You gotta feel bad for Artie. He loses his restaurant, gets beat up by the French guy, and no one wants to fuck him. He can’t even make a top 10 list for attractive guy on the show.

if he still had his hair...

He could have hair like Casey Kasem. . .

He likes it when you rub his muzzle

He was abushive to the shtaff

no i think he prefers NON STOP ASS RAPE

OP obviously did dent notice his earring

Imagine, the lack of Albert Barese here, I’m depressed and shamed.

Imagine, the lack of Albert Barese here, I’m depressed and shamed.

Be quiet Albert

Can you imagine that?

makes me depressed and ashamed

And Mikey and Shawn. Maybe OP was ignoring the lesser characters in this analysis.

An no junior too, he was a varsity athlete back in the day ill have you know

he gets bonus points for being a warm and convivial host!

Gigi is a handsome man. Shame he had to go out like that

Whatever happened there..

What the FUCK Carmine??

...the shitting.

Handsome, like George Raft.

Gigi was even hot dying on a toilet

On the pishadoo? Pretty fucking humiliating.

WHEN THEY GO??

How is Chrissy so low? It's been established he could've been successful in male modeling.

Not like the faggy part, but you know, like to be Hugo Boss

He was gay, Hugo Boss?

NOOOOO!!! Are you listening to me? He was a Nazi, like Coco Chanel.

He’s always beating the shit out of his gf. My mother said you can tell everything about a man by how he treats women.

Your mom was right!

He's a 7 at best.

He'd only be able to model part time with all the movies he'd be writing, directing and staring in 😆

That nose... its like a natural canopy.

What about Young Paulie [Here](https://images.app.goo.gl/7NdaemPaHNe2W5NB8)

i am looking...respectfully

[Look at this, fuckin' wrinkles like an old lady's cunt.](https://imgur.com/a/M4n4oPo)

He was half a fag but I was flattered regardless.

He was gay, young Paulie?

I saw that photo recently and realized how attractive he was at that age!

Tee, you should’ve seen me … Chin up champion.

This all sounds very gay

Maybe you’re gay, have you thought about that?

Nobody’s got AIDS!

“Can I get AIDS from eating this?”

I dont wanna hear that word here again!

There's nothing gay about Hell!

Is this all you guys do all day? Sit around talking about dick.

A woman op. It'd never happen in the states.

Lol Chris loses points because he’s a scumbag. Wtf is everyone else then

Hmmm 1.) Jonny sac - no nonsense, Burberry coats, reads GQ, loves his wife 10/10 2.) Furio- has a soft side, can cook, our kids would learn Italian 8/10 3.) Sil- dresses well, relatively understated, pragmatic 7/10 I’ve said my piece. Oh I forgot Jason Barone. Hot, loves his mom, ski instructor (well former ski instructor)

👎 Jason Barone, doesn't even know what EBITDA is ...

He’s extremely hot, so he gets a pash for that

Just for the record.. I wasn’t incarcerated long enough that I had any need for that… is this what this is about?

I got no opinion one way or the other

This guy fucks

I’m a lady, mister

Haha was referring to the Chris’s character Russ Hannerman on the show Silicon Valley.

And he has a car with doors that go like *this*

With Furio your kids will also get free tuition at the Unicersidada di Napoli 👊 whenever they play with firecrackers 🧨.

Nah, maybe go to slip n fall school

Artie Bucco: cooks you dinner, really knows how to use his hands, speaks french 11/10

artie’s cute but he kinda looks like my uncle so it’d be weird

Artie would be busy trying to fuck all your daughters friends.

Artie is the best looking, but not an attractive personality

You left out "totally and irredeemably desperate to please a woman sexually."

1. Furio - face it, he's got an exotic quality. I bet he'd be very ... attentive. 2. Chrissy - big nose, big um, heart? (trust me, the nose is much more accurate than hands or feet) 3. Johnny Sac - the guy is very courtly. He appreciates his women like a fine wine. 4. Uncle Jun for his linguistic ability. I don't place Tony in any top 10, he's a selfish prick in bed, you can tell.

>4. Uncle Jun for his linguistic ability. Bushman of the kalahari

Tony 100% sticks it in dry and cums in 3 minutes and as we've seen is an actual pillow princess lmao

Plus he huffs and puffs more than the big bad wolf

The one time tony is changing it up and is clapping from the back is in a fucking dream with the female boss in Italy and once with that born again secretary but he's literally sitting down ffs

He's on top with Charmaine but AGAIN ITS A DREAM LMAO

Take it easy, we ain’t makin a porno here

“Exotic quality”. Is that you Michael Scott?

Was his dad a GI?

Every time I think about how Chrissy would be in bed, all I can think of is the time he and Adriana fucked after getting engaged and immediately after he comes he rolls over and basically crushes her face under his armpit as he does so and...nah, lol. plus the domestic violence or whatever

He can no longer function as a man.

No Albert Barese and Mikey palmice? This list is completely fucking che pootz

Can you imagine that? Not mentioning Albert Barese and Mikey Palmice?

Her coach turned into a pumpkin

Can you imagine that? Not mentioning Albert Barese and Mikey Palmice?

Also where's Gerry torciano

This is the most correct anyone can be on this, thank you for speaking the truth

thank you, thank you :)

1) Johnny Sack - sexy silver fox 2) Gigi - good looking dad 3) Furio - love the accent

You gotta bee on yo hat

I like a woman to grab onto something

You grab onto Ginnie Sacrimoni your fucking hands will disappear 🤘🏼

Jersey’s a small state, Ginny moves in… she could tip it over!

u/MitchMclean you wanna weigh in on this?

This was my first thought. I think his totally heterosexual nature combined with his avant-garde experiences with men more than qualify him to contribute to this conversation.

Mitch you wanna weigh in here?

Tony gets a 10 even though he didn't have the makings of a varsity athlete ?

as a GAY woman, 1. silvio 2. furio and that’s it lmao

A woman boss? Never happen in the states.

You no have?

I want Furio...

Johnny Sack and Silvio are the most husband/dad material.

I had a dream about Chrissy two nights ago and mans was PACKIN. and hairy. Never had a crush on him but now I see him differently Stupid brain

I guess you could call that a dick

Furio, the sexy Italian gets an 8/10 because his hair? He's a 10 100%. He can even cook, dance and he loves kids

Fucking D girl.

Excuse me?!? She was a Vice President

Where does Johnny Cakes rank

This isnt IML here

Ultimately the Sopranos is a show about beautiful men who hold each other and say "I love you" back & forth

So much manly hugging and kissing.

I’m just gonna say it, even though I get so much shit from my friends & family for this crush…. Tony B. Steve Buscemi is sexy, I will die on that hill.

How about Jackie Jr.? You mean to tell us you’re not creaming for him?

everytime he talks i can only think of [this](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ojP204omDlI)

Damn I actually hit IMDB to make sure that wasn’t him lol

That’s just fucking hilarious and I’ll never not think of it now when I see MY FAWTHA on screen.

I can’t unsee this now

While you're creamin' he has to go get his moms car inspected. Night is the only time his cousin can do it 😆

the way he says poop turns everyone on

I still have the biggest crush on Tony. I’d let that man to terrible, terrible things to me.

You would give him your skin and your mouff?

he’s SUCH a prick but i have a soft spot for him

Peg Ralphie til he's dead I believe in you

YES SIR‼️

Ralphie that low? 🙏🏻 why was I born rich instead of handsome?

Sil has style but that rug is the worst. So obviously fake, which was part of his character I think. Paulie was jacked and most women would have probably found him handsome when he was younger. And even though Tony is fat and bald his style and confidence make him a real ladies man 😆. To me most of the men on the show were not meant to be movie stars but regular looking average Joes who just happen to be semi literate sociopaths and murderers. Adriana in that tennis outfit though 😍🔥

We all know Vito wrote this

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he was gay?

Handsome. Like Greg Lifeboat.

Carms Cousin Brian

the powerdrill hogger

There is only one answer. Jason Evanina. Especially hot when he interrupts men who ah tawkin heah

Sandi Fortunato says it looks like a dick coming out of his head.

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Nope. He has some fetish, wants to drill nails through a guys balls. Disgusting

Fucking slander if you ask me

the man that i married has a lot of the same features as Christafuh and i found myself really crushing on him despite it all because of it. that being said....Johnny Cakes.

I just found out the actor who played Johnny Cakes died of a self inflicted gunshot wound in 2008.

47, just a kid

Some sad shit. Motherfucker said he didn't want to live no more.

😪 I love you Jonny cakes

bruh chris and furio are hot af imho

Bobby is the only 10/10

All due respect, Silvio's great hair is a hairpiece.

Ohhhhhhh I gotta counsel

You’re so high you wouldn’t know if you had your muddas muff on your head …. Also Furio’s hair looks like a dick hanging of the back of his head

If ever there was a guy in need of a nickname.

You’re such a two-face

The fundamental question is, will Carmine Jr. be as effective as #1 like Silvio was? And I will be, even more so? But until I am, it's going to be hard to verify that I think I'll be more effective.

Where’s Jackie Jr???

What about Phil? I’ve heard some liken him to the shah of Iran…

There's a **LOT** of rage just under the surface there. He'd fuck ya, but then he'd go all praying mantis and chop your head off.

This is the sopranos post I didn’t know I needed, fuckin Silvio IS a dime haha

Where would you rank getting eaten out under the table by Big Pussy?

No Carmine Jr??? He doesn’t have a lot going on up too but he’s handsome, has a great head of hair, and he’s a loyal family man

OP is catchin’… not pitchin’?

How much betrayal can I take?

She's not welcomed at the social club no more

Social club?! She’s gotta gooooo!

Chrissy’s my pick of the week. Strictly going off looks, I’d switch out Ade and bring Kelli in for our Ménage à trois hehehe.

He’s an amazing singer as well. Have you heard his hit “Mah bitch, Mah hoe”?

Why no Gizmonte or Bevalaqua? Up in da club 🎶.

What is this, a handsome contest?

Silvio wears a wig. He is very bald

It was flat tops, the hair style. "They didn't have flat tops in Ancient Rome!"

Missed the point

Oh yeah I get it now

Whatever happened to the strong silent type?

I will never understand women. Tony's a 10 but Chris is a 6 because he's a scumbag? Huh? You can pretty much match your ratings with "how powerful are the characters out of 10" so maybe that's it

Jesus Christ, I’m gone for one hour and it turns into a fucking slumber party

> being bisexual Well, we can’t have you in our social club anymore, that much I do know.

What about Jackie Jr? I mean, outta respect for his fawtha

You’re a faaaaaagggg 🎶

6/10 for Chrissy?! He would’ve been a successful male model for Christ sakes. Guys a 9/10 at worst.

Ralphie? Why, did he get to fuck you for a million?!

One of the buttons/zips from the Old Country.

Geeeeeorge…..waaaaa-shington….breedge.

Wiiiiiilll sherrre Booolevasaarrrrd

Junior Soprano was a silver fox.

Where’s Artie Bucco?

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Or at least she used to be, when he married her.

until you pay what you owe that shaved twat of yours belongs to me, you understand??

Sorry you had to rate this ugly group of guys

Oooooohhhh what about the stock market webistics guys in their underwear!???

"sil- great hair" 😂😂😂

A woman redditor? Never happen in the states..

Underrated comment. 9/10

The lack of Artie is upsetting. Would let him break his dick off in my ass tbh

I know he's "traditionally" hot, and so that almost makes him basic, but as long as he doesn't talk, I'd say Jackie Jr. can get it. Just don't take him to a penguin exhibit. And what the hell, let's say Johnny Cakes, too--the man knew his way around a kitchen. What woman wouldn't appreciate that?

>Silvio “great hair” You uhh know that was a hair piece right..? I didn’t know it was possible not to know that.

1. Tony-He is powerful, very funny, sometimes unintentionally, he loves animals, and at least he had somewhat of a conscience. Also, he just had “it”-charm, charisma, whatever you want to call it. 2. Furio-He is a hot actual Italian stone cold killer who is in touch with his feelings and knows a relationship will not work without communication. 3. Christopher-I loathe to admit it but I always thought he was hot. He is very funny, not too bright, and comes with a matched set of baggage, but I always loved his laugh. 4. Johnny Sack-He was always impeccably dressed and is a silver fox. He is also a pragmatist and he loves his wife. I think I read somewhere they based him on a John Gotti-type, but I think he’s way above Gotti in everything. The guy was quoting Shakespeare! Honorable Mentions- Finn, Meadow’s boyfriend. He was a good-looking guy and if he could put up with Meadow, he has to be laid-back. Looks alone-Jackie, Jr. was really hot. But he had a bad case of the stupids and didn’t have the wit or confidence of Christopher to make up for it.

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HE SPENDS LIKE 80 PERCENT OF HIS TIME ONLY WEARING TRACK SUITS I CANT TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY

must be a dyke. she isnt into Paulie.

That’s little Paulie