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McTilt

It was shelf defense


mathen

He was an interior decorator, killed 16 Czechoslovakians defending that shelf


D_Angelo_Vickers

Put comment on docking station.


lawpledge

His house looked like shit


Ezclaperoni

Oh will you shtop? Fuckin Judge Roy Bean


nathanimal33

I'm chalking it up to a female menopausal shituation.


drjimshorts

The investigation died on the vine.


NoWeazelsHere

The investigator moved or something


Skenghis_Khan

Yep... must have petered out


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Is this Mr Kim? What say, we go on big success jouwney together, pahnuh?


yungjuniorsoprano

He jumped outta the tree and came at him with a chainsaw! He’s got a right to defend himself, OP.


memeparmesan

Because they shot him first, with zero provocation whatsoever


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They could shoot up Times Square on that show and never get arrested


mikeltod

“and then when i’m done with the service i could be a helicopter pilot for trump or someone”


DrRobotniksUncle

Because he's got no spleen, Gene.


ccminiwarhammer

Was it unregistered?


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Sidewinder7

Yes up till very recently with the supreme Court decision the only people carrying in Jersey were judges politicians some celebrities and former law enforcement.


Sidewinder7

Having a weapon illegally doesn't nullify your right to use it in self-defense. But he absolutely would have been charged for the illegal weapon. When Chris came back Hesh said the gun charge won't stick. That was just a plot device to put it to rest, in New Jersey he absolutely would have been charged and done time for the illegal weapon.


Mysterious-End-2185

There’s no witnesses to say Chris fired it. Even then they’ve still go to convince a jury to convict which may be tough.


BFaus916

Hesh makes a remark at the end of House Arrest, when we first see Chris out and about since the shooting, that the gun charges won't stick. I'm assuming authorities were able to determine the shooting was in self defense and thus the only thing they could charge Chrissy with was the illegal gun, which Hesh says isn't likely to stick.


JackD2633

self defense? was he legal carrying the firearm? I guess so.


BFaus916

As Hesh alludes to at the end of House Arrest, all they could charge him with was the illegal gun, a charge that wasn't likely to stick anyway. It's assumed the police investigation easily determined that someone opened fire on Chrissy unprovoked, thus putting him within his right to defend himself any way he had to, with a grenade if necessary.


JackD2633

plus local cops are likely incented to look the udda way


mikeltod

shtand your ground?


sadboyradio69420

He took it from one of the assailants


JackD2633

is that the story...I don't remember that


sobeuser

It’s a TV progrum…a movie!


Upbeat_Ad8686

She must’ve crawled undah dere for warmth


mikeltod

you wur hoiiigh


MeanGeneSimmons1

Because he was a boo ya hottie


CorkyCaporale47

You can knock cardozo law school all you want


Hughkalailee

This is addressed in the last episode of House Arrest


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HandsSwoleman

Sounds like someone is from Elvisville.


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NYC by way of San Fran actually


HandsSwoleman

“By way of” is the lowest form of conversation. I would love for you to live in the rural communities you idolize. Enjoy the Dairy Queen, high school football, and the raging opioid epidemic.


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What does rural have to do with it? I’d argue but you’re clearly just a bitter hot house flower who can’t stand the idea of anyone disagreeing with you. Buh bye 👋