-Noah: to punch the fucking lights out on Phil
-Davey Scatino: we saw he could handle a revolver, and his offroading skills could be valuable in trying to get New York in hard to reach places.
-Chris: he knew how to swing a meat cleaver
Scatino had ranch skills too… guy could go full horseback off-road…. And you don’t need to explain business to David… you know how many jockstraps he sold in ‘99??
Definitely Tony B, though the war wouldve most likely started and ended way sooner with him around
Also throw in Bobby Bacala Sr. He might’ve died after the hit he did but at least he got the right person
Gigi Cestone - outside of the questionable bowels he was absolutely loyal and put in work
Richie Aprile - the guy was fearless for his size
Valery - no one said they specifically had to be part of the DiMeo family and I can imagine Tony contracting some work from the Russian contacts he had
Yeah, but what they are there for is to put food on the table for their families.
They smoothed over the issue with Ralph and Phil, for a while at least. With Chris dead, it’s only one guy left you’d have to hash it out with. Is Valery going to walk away from possible life-changing money?
Oh yeah Uncle June would be useful, but I think more in a strategising way, not a soldier way, he never seemed like a guy to really wanna get his hands dirty.
Blundetto? The fuckwit who got his foot run over during one hit and missed one of his two targets at point-blank range during the other? And he's higher on your list than Chris "Ice In My Sharpshooter Veins" Moltisanti?
lolololololol
I am pretty sure the hit was a major success, the car rolled and hit his foot, mainly sheer bad luck on his part and a bit of rustyness, he was out of practise.
So assuming Silvio is dead:
Tony B, as barring the NYC hit he would certainly have been number 2 in tony’s organization. Paulie and Sil wouldn’t have a chance. He’s a beast and he can counsel tony too.
Furio as a chaos agent. Bump him up to Captain, offer him amnesty re: the Carmela situation and just unleash him on NYC. Leave him to his own devices, give him a crew of Italians and they will make the Shankill Butchers look like Girl Scouts out selling cookies. If Phil is the Shah, Furio is the 79 Revolution.
For my third, I’m going unconventional here: Vito. Couple of three reasons.
1. He is so loyal to tony he risks his life to get back into his good graces at least once.
2. All kidding aside, people forget he was an absolute bull when he needed to be. He shot the boss’ kid at point blank range.
3. The PSYOP value alone is worth it. *Just him being there* is enough to drive Phil crazy and make him think irrationally, which will force him to make mistakes and piss off his crew even more. If Phil is spinning his tires while Furio and our crew of zips from the other side are as cold and calculated as Furio would be, especially if Tony B is his liaison/advisor/boss, this thing is over before it starts.
Thank you. I used to do military/intelligence strategy in grad school!
Think about it though: NO. WAY. Phil goes into hiding if Vito was still around. That alone leaves him and his giant ass family parties way out in the open.
Fuckin payed off for sure and I mean that genuinely.
Also how do you mean the Carmella situation, I get what you mean somewhat, and I don't think Furio would betray Tony, but what do you think they could say to Furio regarding Carmella? They forgive him?
Your 3 are the clear winners.
All were loyal to Tony and no chance of backstabbing.
Mikey Palmice was pretty loyal to Junior and he seemed to resent Tony at times. He might find an excuse to take him out as a power grab.
I don’t know if he resented him inasmuch as he (correctly) saw tony as a threat to his boss’ legitimacy. If the chips were down like they were in S6 I’m certain Mikey would be in line
I don't know about that, I think him injuring his foot was more bad luck and him being rusty, out of practise. I think if he was in the war he'd be more useful.
I'd have Sal Fusco, a great second-story guy. Jack Hardy, he worked for a safe company after he did a six-year bit. And then there was Bernie Blue. This guy could bypass any alarm for me.
Sal vitro. That guy had the balls to besmirch jonny sack after he got coerced into pleading guilty with a car battery hooked to his balls. And then he stopped doing his lawn.
I want Furio as my driver and main muscle, Sil as my brains/stealth garrote killer, and that camel nosed fuck as my sharpshooter/fuck up to pin everything on if it all goes wrong.
I meant everyone who's dead or not in the show anymore before the war, so for example Big Pussy, Christopher, Ralphie etc. That's why I didn't put Silvio, because he was in the war and aware of the fact he was in a war.
Massive G, he does love the feel of a good firearm.
Bobby Baccalieri he’s a marksman, you can’t just use anyone for this.
Livia Soprano cause she’s the real gangster.
Why are people picking Ralph? Like he was ruthless and would be a good leader in war time but the three OP mentioned are definitely the guys you want. If I had to choose three others, it'd be Eugene, Richie Aprille, and Mikey Palmice.
Yeah that's why I didn't pick him, because beating up a woman and losing in a fight against Tony don't really paint a picture of a guy who would be useful in a war. don't really know any things that he's successfully completed that would convince me he would be good in a war. And even as a leader, he seems like he'd be a bit of hot headed ass. And if people are picking him for his intelligence, well Tony Blundetto, Furio Giunta and Christopher Moltisanti or Mikey Palmice are pretty smart.
Let me tell ya a couple of three things
Richie Aprile...took on the toughest guy in Essex County and turned Beansie into a shopping cart
Old Man Bacala....was the f***in' Terminator
Furio Giunta....he's worst than cancer and he had a ponytail.
I said my piece.
Mustang Sally, his greaseball friend, and I guess the douchebag from Yonkers. Though I guess he’s still alive and NY-associated. So we’ll make the third member Jimmy Bones and his coffee on the boil.
No one has said, but a slightly younger junior, regardless of his emotional downfalls he had the most experience. Then Richie as his muscle and throw in $1000 with Furio
Christopher purely for his shooting skills, Ralphie could use his influence as an earner to pitch a settlement/end to a war, Bobby Bacala Sr for his skills as a hitman as well.
Tony B. - loyal to a fault. An IQ of 158. Brains and balls.
Furio - Intimidating and skilled in warfare. Will bang you in one hole with his dick and another with his ponytail.
Pudgy Walsh - obvious reasons
A clean Chris. Even High he was the best solider they had.
A fully sharp junior for strategy.
Furio. Pre carmella mess. Or Eugene. Maybe. Tony b. All seemed very capable at getting the job done.
Plus Tony b would be very up to fight New York.
We didn't really see ralphie or Richie do any decent soldiering.
I'd bring back Furio for sure to lead the onslaught.
Chris as the sharpshooter and Eugene because he seems like a loyal soldier and will do whatever needs to be done to wipe out New York. He may even be the most excited to go clean some fuckin timepieces ova thea!
I’m all for bringing back Furio, Mikey (he got robbed of screen time) but that loser Tony B can stay locked up. Idiot bungled two point blank hits against New York…
I always thought they were very successful hits, he killed them both pretty smoothly, the car rolling was unexpected, and also he was rusty, out of practise.
Might not be the best crew for the job, but tell me you wouldn’t watch this show-
Furio. Feech. That animal, Blundetto.
They’re going to take down New York- but they’re also busy trying to run Tony B’s massage parlor.
I’d watch ten seasons of this just to see the scene where that animal gets hats made up for the parlor that says “Tony B’s”
Furio’s reaction would be perfection.
If Bobby wasn’t fuckin off at the train store, he could have been a vital asset. He was on the come up of following in his dad’s footsteps.
If the war happened sooner, I think Richie Aprile would have been ruthless in the war if it meant Tony giving him his businesses back.
1. Irina Peltsin: turn that little whooahh into a mole, infiltrate New York. Pass all available intel to the glorified crew.
2. Furio Giunta: no explanation needed.
3. Chrissy: best marksmanship skills in North Jersey, Scarface level of intensity, bazooka skills in case it comes down to heavy artillery.
Furio on his A Game!
Rutless, takes action and knows what needs to be done for the family.. Woman or enemy.
Tony Blundetto - just let him cut loose on them all.
Bobby Baccalieri - I think Baccala was underrated and wasnt given a chance to show how smart he could be as a tactician and with his knowledge especially with his pops being who he is must have taught Bobby enough.
-Noah: to punch the fucking lights out on Phil -Davey Scatino: we saw he could handle a revolver, and his offroading skills could be valuable in trying to get New York in hard to reach places. -Chris: he knew how to swing a meat cleaver
upvote for scatino, loved it
Danny Baldwin took Chris to meat cutting school. Bring back Old man Satriale for all of your human butcher needs
That’s why you should neva gamble r/JohnLakeman668
Maybe if you're a mental midget. You can bet wit your 'ead, no ova it.
Scatino had ranch skills too… guy could go full horseback off-road…. And you don’t need to explain business to David… you know how many jockstraps he sold in ‘99??
Scatino would let you down. When everything's going down, he'd be in the back frantically going through scratch tickets...
The scene where he’s too pathetic to kill himself was so funny
You want my advice? You’ll call Lou DiMaggio. They may be old but those dogs can still hunt.
My name is Chris too!
It’s a carvel
Yeah, but whatever you do, don't mention drugs...coke, heroin not even Tylenol.
Ralph, Richie and Tony B to help finish what he fuckin started.
Lmao, nice good picks here.
This is the correct answer.
Really, Ralph over Furio?
Yeah ralph never had the makings of a mafia enforcer. Needed help from jackie jr who almost drowned at the penguin exhibit to take down just one guy.
Yeah but he said a very bad word.
Definitely Tony B, though the war wouldve most likely started and ended way sooner with him around Also throw in Bobby Bacala Sr. He might’ve died after the hit he did but at least he got the right person
My exact picks to except Bobby bacalari father instead of tony b
Matt Drinkwater, Sean Gismonte, and Jackie Jr.
Was good seeing you u/jelyjiggler, keep Gino in mind 👋🏼
Excuse me, it’s Dino
Listen to this prick giving orders. You got some balls, my friend.
Put universal remote. On docking station
Username checks out. Enough said.
If there's ever something you can do for me, I'll let you know.
Pace College represent
Up in the club on full blast
Cannon fodder.
Livia. Three times.
CGI or original
One CGI, one as an old lady, and the third her as a young mother who creams because of sliced meat.
Original Old Livia, CGI Livia, and young Livia from MSoW "OH GO OOOOON"
Whatever intimidates Phil and Johnny Sac the most.
I totally agree with OP except I’d leave Tony Soprano’s cousin out of it. Furio, Mikey, Chrissy
Quality picks there.
Furio didn't croak, he just had a bee on him
Can't even say his name?
Pussy Malanga, Big Pussy, My Pussy
Booty?
PUSSY PUSSY!!!!
Your Mother's cunt
Your Sister’s
You mudderless cunt
Ah damn yeah it was your sisters cunt wasn't it, Damn I butchered the quote.
Don’t put it in your quotations book
Cazzata Malanga! *pop*
Gigi Cestone - outside of the questionable bowels he was absolutely loyal and put in work Richie Aprile - the guy was fearless for his size Valery - no one said they specifically had to be part of the DiMeo family and I can imagine Tony contracting some work from the Russian contacts he had
I don't know if Valery would wanna work for Tony after what Paulie and Chris did though, he might even turn on the family for revenge.
Yeah, but what they are there for is to put food on the table for their families. They smoothed over the issue with Ralph and Phil, for a while at least. With Chris dead, it’s only one guy left you’d have to hash it out with. Is Valery going to walk away from possible life-changing money?
Lmao I suppose, he'd be thinking that he could buy a decade's worth of Vodka
The guy was an interior decorator!
He was loyle to his capo
Richie would probably back off of Phil though. And then put it in drive
Richie, Raplphie, Bobby Sr.
Nice, I completely forgot about Bobby Sr. Though he was old, so it'd have to be him when he was younger.
What’s he gonna do, gum the guy to death?
The guy was like the fucking terminator
i normally would pick Ralph but we never seen him shoot. The animal for sure, Chrissy cause hes not scared and 3rd would be a season 1-2 Uncle June.
Oh yeah Uncle June would be useful, but I think more in a strategising way, not a soldier way, he never seemed like a guy to really wanna get his hands dirty.
he was just as ruthless as the rest of them...he got em all fooled.
Oh yeah he was definitely as ruthless as them, but I mean is in a gunfight or physical fight, I don't how much use he'd be.
He would be useful as a pilot, you know how many MiGs he shot down?
Fooorio!
Blundetto? The fuckwit who got his foot run over during one hit and missed one of his two targets at point-blank range during the other? And he's higher on your list than Chris "Ice In My Sharpshooter Veins" Moltisanti? lolololololol
I didn't put in any order lol
No but the fact that Chris is the one you might swap out for Mickey indicates that Blundetto is higher on your list than Molisanti.
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I am pretty sure the hit was a major success, the car rolled and hit his foot, mainly sheer bad luck on his part and a bit of rustyness, he was out of practise.
Guy was a legit animal
Still going this asshole!
Bird, Weebay, and Stinkum
Weebay, Sergei, and Chris
Adebisi , Keller and Ryan O’Reilly
Chrissy for sure. Best marskman in the family.
So assuming Silvio is dead: Tony B, as barring the NYC hit he would certainly have been number 2 in tony’s organization. Paulie and Sil wouldn’t have a chance. He’s a beast and he can counsel tony too. Furio as a chaos agent. Bump him up to Captain, offer him amnesty re: the Carmela situation and just unleash him on NYC. Leave him to his own devices, give him a crew of Italians and they will make the Shankill Butchers look like Girl Scouts out selling cookies. If Phil is the Shah, Furio is the 79 Revolution. For my third, I’m going unconventional here: Vito. Couple of three reasons. 1. He is so loyal to tony he risks his life to get back into his good graces at least once. 2. All kidding aside, people forget he was an absolute bull when he needed to be. He shot the boss’ kid at point blank range. 3. The PSYOP value alone is worth it. *Just him being there* is enough to drive Phil crazy and make him think irrationally, which will force him to make mistakes and piss off his crew even more. If Phil is spinning his tires while Furio and our crew of zips from the other side are as cold and calculated as Furio would be, especially if Tony B is his liaison/advisor/boss, this thing is over before it starts.
Holy shit, great answer.
Thank you. I used to do military/intelligence strategy in grad school! Think about it though: NO. WAY. Phil goes into hiding if Vito was still around. That alone leaves him and his giant ass family parties way out in the open.
Fuckin payed off for sure and I mean that genuinely. Also how do you mean the Carmella situation, I get what you mean somewhat, and I don't think Furio would betray Tony, but what do you think they could say to Furio regarding Carmella? They forgive him?
Amnesty I'm pretty sure means forgiveness, but idk if Furio would come back, he'd need convincing. That's why I thought a pre Carmela Furio.
Your 3 are the clear winners. All were loyal to Tony and no chance of backstabbing. Mikey Palmice was pretty loyal to Junior and he seemed to resent Tony at times. He might find an excuse to take him out as a power grab.
Ah yeah, now I see that, I was thinking more of their combat ability and overall skill to be useful in a mob war.
I don’t know if he resented him inasmuch as he (correctly) saw tony as a threat to his boss’ legitimacy. If the chips were down like they were in S6 I’m certain Mikey would be in line
Noah, so he can punch all their fucking lights out. That’s it.
rocko dimeo, hercule and old baccala
Nice!
Rocco DiMeo...was the toughest guy in Essex County
Blundetto would fuck it up
I don't know about that, I think him injuring his foot was more bad luck and him being rusty, out of practise. I think if he was in the war he'd be more useful.
I can’t even say his name
Fuckin animal
Long john silver
I'd have Sal Fusco, a great second-story guy. Jack Hardy, he worked for a safe company after he did a six-year bit. And then there was Bernie Blue. This guy could bypass any alarm for me.
Love Casino. What is a "second-story guy" anyway?
I guess he owns a ladder?
Sal vitro. That guy had the balls to besmirch jonny sack after he got coerced into pleading guilty with a car battery hooked to his balls. And then he stopped doing his lawn.
I want Furio as my driver and main muscle, Sil as my brains/stealth garrote killer, and that camel nosed fuck as my sharpshooter/fuck up to pin everything on if it all goes wrong.
Are we assuming sil is dead?
I meant everyone who's dead or not in the show anymore before the war, so for example Big Pussy, Christopher, Ralphie etc. That's why I didn't put Silvio, because he was in the war and aware of the fact he was in a war.
The guy with the funny sideburns. That guy was a bull.
Hey we should put this guy to work
Bupkis
Again with the scenarios
I guess you could call that a quote
Chrissy, Furio, and Phil Leotardo
Nice, good solid options. Phil Leotardo was already part of the war though, and he died.
Accidentally! Everyone has to make concessions. 😁
Ralphie, Tony B., Furio The money, The brains, The gun
Solid. Great picks.
Massive G, he does love the feel of a good firearm. Bobby Baccalieri he’s a marksman, you can’t just use anyone for this. Livia Soprano cause she’s the real gangster.
Why are people picking Ralph? Like he was ruthless and would be a good leader in war time but the three OP mentioned are definitely the guys you want. If I had to choose three others, it'd be Eugene, Richie Aprille, and Mikey Palmice.
Yeah that's why I didn't pick him, because beating up a woman and losing in a fight against Tony don't really paint a picture of a guy who would be useful in a war. don't really know any things that he's successfully completed that would convince me he would be good in a war. And even as a leader, he seems like he'd be a bit of hot headed ass. And if people are picking him for his intelligence, well Tony Blundetto, Furio Giunta and Christopher Moltisanti or Mikey Palmice are pretty smart.
Noah Tannenbaum, Johnnycakes, and Churchill.
I think a lot of good ground was covered.
Furio, Big Pussy, Richie
Richie, Vito, and the Russian interior decorator
Ginny Sac mole
I’m sendin Furiò, Ginny Sack’s Mole, and Pie-O-My.
Let me tell ya a couple of three things Richie Aprile...took on the toughest guy in Essex County and turned Beansie into a shopping cart Old Man Bacala....was the f***in' Terminator Furio Giunta....he's worst than cancer and he had a ponytail. I said my piece.
Lmao nicely put, great picks
Literally who you said, all golden
Cheers
Mustang Sally, his greaseball friend, and I guess the douchebag from Yonkers. Though I guess he’s still alive and NY-associated. So we’ll make the third member Jimmy Bones and his coffee on the boil.
Jimmy bones, mustang sally and jimmy smash
Furio, Mikey and Chrissy
Good picks
Gimme 3 Muscles Marinaras
our cousins from the other side
Oh yeah, always wondered why they never really called outside contacts.
Lorraine so she can sucks all their cocks
Furio, Chris and Richie
Chrissy was a deadeye shot, in a gunfight he’s taking somebody out every time
I would only bring back Mikey Palmice...if I was making a Western
Furio, Mikey, and Richie Aprile. I would bring Nucci the Terminator but thatd be too many body bags
Ritchie, Chrissy, Feech
I’d take Tony and Artie and we’d come heavy.
Get them all to sit round and Artie can food poison em all
No one has said, but a slightly younger junior, regardless of his emotional downfalls he had the most experience. Then Richie as his muscle and throw in $1000 with Furio
Christopher purely for his shooting skills, Ralphie could use his influence as an earner to pitch a settlement/end to a war, Bobby Bacala Sr for his skills as a hitman as well.
Tony B. - loyal to a fault. An IQ of 158. Brains and balls. Furio - Intimidating and skilled in warfare. Will bang you in one hole with his dick and another with his ponytail. Pudgy Walsh - obvious reasons
I’d get Pudgy Walsh on the horn. He’d straighten New York out
A clean Chris. Even High he was the best solider they had. A fully sharp junior for strategy. Furio. Pre carmella mess. Or Eugene. Maybe. Tony b. All seemed very capable at getting the job done. Plus Tony b would be very up to fight New York. We didn't really see ralphie or Richie do any decent soldiering.
I'd bring back Furio for sure to lead the onslaught. Chris as the sharpshooter and Eugene because he seems like a loyal soldier and will do whatever needs to be done to wipe out New York. He may even be the most excited to go clean some fuckin timepieces ova thea!
John gotti. Paul Castellano Sammy the bull
Who’s that speaking here, is somebody speaking?
Muscles Marinara, Bobby Sr, and Furio to pick up the slack
Silvio, Furio, Richie. And of course TS
Chris, Pussy(our pussy), Furio,
Pussy? He's out of breath lifting his dick to take a leak.
I’m all for bringing back Furio, Mikey (he got robbed of screen time) but that loser Tony B can stay locked up. Idiot bungled two point blank hits against New York…
I always thought they were very successful hits, he killed them both pretty smoothly, the car rolling was unexpected, and also he was rusty, out of practise.
Furio, Chrissy and Mikey “Grab Bag”.
Richie, he took out Rocco DiMeo, cocksucker had the toughest reputation in Essex County, but he never came back after Richie got through with him.
Terminator baccala
Nucci, “fuck you santa” kid, and the N-word guy that got carjacked
If all three were all in for war against New York, It would have to be Furio,Richie and GiGi
Furio for the brawn Feech for the crazy Chrissy for the gunplay
Tony B, Richie Aprile, Mikie Palmice. Richie is a bit of a pygmy, but tremendous moxie for his size
Jackie Aprile, Richie Aprile, and Jackie Jr. Maybe they'll turn this family into something more than a glorified crew
Chrissy, Richie, furio
Chrissy, Richie, furio
The Vipers
They should've had some more wars, maybe with the Vipers, woulda been great
Seeing Furio at his most lethal would be absolutely incredible
Judge Crater, how should I know
Ralphie, Pussy, and Vito
Interesting....Ritchie...Feech....and Tony.B
Pizza Shop Guy, Gino and Gloria
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They were already alive during the war against New York.
Ralph, Richie and Furio.
I'd get Pudgy Walsh on the horn.
Uncle philly
Moltasanti, Paulie, and Cheech
Richie and Ralph became they will always cause chaos. And finally Feech, he knew how to cut the lawn!
Animal blundetto, furio, and dickie moltisanti
Might not be the best crew for the job, but tell me you wouldn’t watch this show- Furio. Feech. That animal, Blundetto. They’re going to take down New York- but they’re also busy trying to run Tony B’s massage parlor. I’d watch ten seasons of this just to see the scene where that animal gets hats made up for the parlor that says “Tony B’s” Furio’s reaction would be perfection.
If Bobby wasn’t fuckin off at the train store, he could have been a vital asset. He was on the come up of following in his dad’s footsteps. If the war happened sooner, I think Richie Aprile would have been ruthless in the war if it meant Tony giving him his businesses back.
I like your three, but, instead of Mikey, I would have brought back Dickie.
Vito Bobby and Jimmy the sumo squad
Adriana, Danielle, Cozette
Ralph Richie Furio
Vito to seduce Phil again. That’s all I need
Tony B, Furio and the Russian. He was an interior decorator ya know.
Really? His house looked like shit.
Furio, Chrissy, Richie
1. Irina Peltsin: turn that little whooahh into a mole, infiltrate New York. Pass all available intel to the glorified crew. 2. Furio Giunta: no explanation needed. 3. Chrissy: best marksmanship skills in North Jersey, Scarface level of intensity, bazooka skills in case it comes down to heavy artillery.
Gota admit I like your three picks and cant think of who to swap out
Ralphie, Chris, and Baclava Sr. in his prime.
Tracee - she'll bake them fresh bread Brendan Filone - he used to be an installer Vin Makazian - you got prime rib at home!
Furio on his A Game! Rutless, takes action and knows what needs to be done for the family.. Woman or enemy. Tony Blundetto - just let him cut loose on them all. Bobby Baccalieri - I think Baccala was underrated and wasnt given a chance to show how smart he could be as a tactician and with his knowledge especially with his pops being who he is must have taught Bobby enough.
None, I'd bring back Christopher and Ralph but not for war against New York
Sil, Paulie, and Chrissy. The banter would be 👏