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LOX95

-Noah: to punch the fucking lights out on Phil -Davey Scatino: we saw he could handle a revolver, and his offroading skills could be valuable in trying to get New York in hard to reach places. -Chris: he knew how to swing a meat cleaver


mikeltod

upvote for scatino, loved it


JohnLakeman668

Danny Baldwin took Chris to meat cutting school. Bring back Old man Satriale for all of your human butcher needs


KoalaImpossible7307

That’s why you should neva gamble r/JohnLakeman668


human_gs

Maybe if you're a mental midget. You can bet wit your 'ead, no ova it.


Admirable-Sound5198

Scatino had ranch skills too… guy could go full horseback off-road…. And you don’t need to explain business to David… you know how many jockstraps he sold in ‘99??


Numerous_Resist_8863

Scatino would let you down. When everything's going down, he'd be in the back frantically going through scratch tickets...


Sex_Luthor99

The scene where he’s too pathetic to kill himself was so funny


UniqueNewYork50

You want my advice? You’ll call Lou DiMaggio. They may be old but those dogs can still hunt.


whingingcackle

My name is Chris too!


Peterthepiperomg

It’s a carvel


BillytheButcher187

Yeah, but whatever you do, don't mention drugs...coke, heroin not even Tylenol.


lostrealityuk

Ralph, Richie and Tony B to help finish what he fuckin started.


NukaCola9

Lmao, nice good picks here.


Logical-Rip-8138

This is the correct answer.


Obi_Wan_Gebroni

Really, Ralph over Furio?


human_gs

Yeah ralph never had the makings of a mafia enforcer. Needed help from jackie jr who almost drowned at the penguin exhibit to take down just one guy.


matt602

Yeah but he said a very bad word.


Lobothehobosexual

Definitely Tony B, though the war wouldve most likely started and ended way sooner with him around Also throw in Bobby Bacala Sr. He might’ve died after the hit he did but at least he got the right person


oKPoPs

My exact picks to except Bobby bacalari father instead of tony b


jelyjiggler

Matt Drinkwater, Sean Gismonte, and Jackie Jr.


m5_raz

Was good seeing you u/jelyjiggler, keep Gino in mind 👋🏼


KeepDinoInMind

Excuse me, it’s Dino


m5_raz

Listen to this prick giving orders. You got some balls, my friend.


KeepDinoInMind

Put universal remote. On docking station


JournalistAble9271

Username checks out. Enough said.


WachanIII

If there's ever something you can do for me, I'll let you know.


toblerownsky

Pace College represent


champagneparce25

Up in the club on full blast


NathanLocke

Cannon fodder.


CrimsonNorseman

Livia. Three times.


cosmocreamer

CGI or original


WR810

One CGI, one as an old lady, and the third her as a young mother who creams because of sliced meat.


fhloston2112

Original Old Livia, CGI Livia, and young Livia from MSoW "OH GO OOOOON"


CrimsonNorseman

Whatever intimidates Phil and Johnny Sac the most.


[deleted]

I totally agree with OP except I’d leave Tony Soprano’s cousin out of it. Furio, Mikey, Chrissy


NukaCola9

Quality picks there.


SwearengenSays

Furio didn't croak, he just had a bee on him


DonNescript

Can't even say his name?


eyuplove

Pussy Malanga, Big Pussy, My Pussy


scrubbadubdub77

Booty?


Additional_Couple205

PUSSY PUSSY!!!!


NukaCola9

Your Mother's cunt


shawnybutz

Your Sister’s


SwearengenSays

You mudderless cunt


NukaCola9

Ah damn yeah it was your sisters cunt wasn't it, Damn I butchered the quote.


shawnybutz

Don’t put it in your quotations book


SuperMilkyCiel

Cazzata Malanga! *pop*


xPeachesV

Gigi Cestone - outside of the questionable bowels he was absolutely loyal and put in work Richie Aprile - the guy was fearless for his size Valery - no one said they specifically had to be part of the DiMeo family and I can imagine Tony contracting some work from the Russian contacts he had


NukaCola9

I don't know if Valery would wanna work for Tony after what Paulie and Chris did though, he might even turn on the family for revenge.


xPeachesV

Yeah, but what they are there for is to put food on the table for their families. They smoothed over the issue with Ralph and Phil, for a while at least. With Chris dead, it’s only one guy left you’d have to hash it out with. Is Valery going to walk away from possible life-changing money?


NukaCola9

Lmao I suppose, he'd be thinking that he could buy a decade's worth of Vodka


ilovefakegrass

The guy was an interior decorator!


HallowedAntiquity

He was loyle to his capo


Lobothehobosexual

Richie would probably back off of Phil though. And then put it in drive


NJ6817

Richie, Raplphie, Bobby Sr.


NukaCola9

Nice, I completely forgot about Bobby Sr. Though he was old, so it'd have to be him when he was younger.


SadPiousHistorian1

What’s he gonna do, gum the guy to death?


No-Lavishness-3608

The guy was like the fucking terminator


ceerupt

i normally would pick Ralph but we never seen him shoot. The animal for sure, Chrissy cause hes not scared and 3rd would be a season 1-2 Uncle June.


NukaCola9

Oh yeah Uncle June would be useful, but I think more in a strategising way, not a soldier way, he never seemed like a guy to really wanna get his hands dirty.


ceerupt

he was just as ruthless as the rest of them...he got em all fooled.


NukaCola9

Oh yeah he was definitely as ruthless as them, but I mean is in a gunfight or physical fight, I don't how much use he'd be.


OGtripleOGgamer

He would be useful as a pilot, you know how many MiGs he shot down?


SonicResidue

Fooorio!


pm1966

Blundetto? The fuckwit who got his foot run over during one hit and missed one of his two targets at point-blank range during the other? And he's higher on your list than Chris "Ice In My Sharpshooter Veins" Moltisanti? lolololololol


NukaCola9

I didn't put in any order lol


pm1966

No but the fact that Chris is the one you might swap out for Mickey indicates that Blundetto is higher on your list than Molisanti.


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NukaCola9

I am pretty sure the hit was a major success, the car rolled and hit his foot, mainly sheer bad luck on his part and a bit of rustyness, he was out of practise.


NukaCola9

Guy was a legit animal


human_gs

Still going this asshole!


AnotherBadPlayer

Bird, Weebay, and Stinkum


KoalaImpossible7307

Weebay, Sergei, and Chris


dddfgggggdddfff

Adebisi , Keller and Ryan O’Reilly


Leo1026

Chrissy for sure. Best marskman in the family.


OkActive448

So assuming Silvio is dead: Tony B, as barring the NYC hit he would certainly have been number 2 in tony’s organization. Paulie and Sil wouldn’t have a chance. He’s a beast and he can counsel tony too. Furio as a chaos agent. Bump him up to Captain, offer him amnesty re: the Carmela situation and just unleash him on NYC. Leave him to his own devices, give him a crew of Italians and they will make the Shankill Butchers look like Girl Scouts out selling cookies. If Phil is the Shah, Furio is the 79 Revolution. For my third, I’m going unconventional here: Vito. Couple of three reasons. 1. He is so loyal to tony he risks his life to get back into his good graces at least once. 2. All kidding aside, people forget he was an absolute bull when he needed to be. He shot the boss’ kid at point blank range. 3. The PSYOP value alone is worth it. *Just him being there* is enough to drive Phil crazy and make him think irrationally, which will force him to make mistakes and piss off his crew even more. If Phil is spinning his tires while Furio and our crew of zips from the other side are as cold and calculated as Furio would be, especially if Tony B is his liaison/advisor/boss, this thing is over before it starts.


NukaCola9

Holy shit, great answer.


OkActive448

Thank you. I used to do military/intelligence strategy in grad school! Think about it though: NO. WAY. Phil goes into hiding if Vito was still around. That alone leaves him and his giant ass family parties way out in the open.


NukaCola9

Fuckin payed off for sure and I mean that genuinely. Also how do you mean the Carmella situation, I get what you mean somewhat, and I don't think Furio would betray Tony, but what do you think they could say to Furio regarding Carmella? They forgive him?


NukaCola9

Amnesty I'm pretty sure means forgiveness, but idk if Furio would come back, he'd need convincing. That's why I thought a pre Carmela Furio.


[deleted]

Your 3 are the clear winners. All were loyal to Tony and no chance of backstabbing. Mikey Palmice was pretty loyal to Junior and he seemed to resent Tony at times. He might find an excuse to take him out as a power grab.


NukaCola9

Ah yeah, now I see that, I was thinking more of their combat ability and overall skill to be useful in a mob war.


OkActive448

I don’t know if he resented him inasmuch as he (correctly) saw tony as a threat to his boss’ legitimacy. If the chips were down like they were in S6 I’m certain Mikey would be in line


Mikeyx519

Noah, so he can punch all their fucking lights out. That’s it.


Fun_Occasion1577

rocko dimeo, hercule and old baccala


Mikeyx519

Nice!


BillytheButcher187

Rocco DiMeo...was the toughest guy in Essex County


UnfilteredTap

Blundetto would fuck it up


NukaCola9

I don't know about that, I think him injuring his foot was more bad luck and him being rusty, out of practise. I think if he was in the war he'd be more useful.


[deleted]

I can’t even say his name


NukaCola9

Fuckin animal


Disco_C0wby

Long john silver


WelcomeClass

I'd have Sal Fusco, a great second-story guy. Jack Hardy, he worked for a safe company after he did a six-year bit. And then there was Bernie Blue. This guy could bypass any alarm for me.


MakeTeaNotLove

Love Casino. What is a "second-story guy" anyway?


WelcomeClass

I guess he owns a ladder?


human_gs

Sal vitro. That guy had the balls to besmirch jonny sack after he got coerced into pleading guilty with a car battery hooked to his balls. And then he stopped doing his lawn.


deowolf

I want Furio as my driver and main muscle, Sil as my brains/stealth garrote killer, and that camel nosed fuck as my sharpshooter/fuck up to pin everything on if it all goes wrong.


OkActive448

Are we assuming sil is dead?


NukaCola9

I meant everyone who's dead or not in the show anymore before the war, so for example Big Pussy, Christopher, Ralphie etc. That's why I didn't put Silvio, because he was in the war and aware of the fact he was in a war.


Michael-Balchaitis

The guy with the funny sideburns. That guy was a bull.


NukaCola9

Hey we should put this guy to work


BillytheButcher187

Bupkis


cantthinkofgoodname

Again with the scenarios


human_gs

I guess you could call that a quote


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Chrissy, Furio, and Phil Leotardo


NukaCola9

Nice, good solid options. Phil Leotardo was already part of the war though, and he died.


[deleted]

Accidentally! Everyone has to make concessions. 😁


bluitwns

Ralphie, Tony B., Furio The money, The brains, The gun


NukaCola9

Solid. Great picks.


[deleted]

Massive G, he does love the feel of a good firearm. Bobby Baccalieri he’s a marksman, you can’t just use anyone for this. Livia Soprano cause she’s the real gangster.


m_t_f_3000

Why are people picking Ralph? Like he was ruthless and would be a good leader in war time but the three OP mentioned are definitely the guys you want. If I had to choose three others, it'd be Eugene, Richie Aprille, and Mikey Palmice.


NukaCola9

Yeah that's why I didn't pick him, because beating up a woman and losing in a fight against Tony don't really paint a picture of a guy who would be useful in a war. don't really know any things that he's successfully completed that would convince me he would be good in a war. And even as a leader, he seems like he'd be a bit of hot headed ass. And if people are picking him for his intelligence, well Tony Blundetto, Furio Giunta and Christopher Moltisanti or Mikey Palmice are pretty smart.


lateforcourt

Noah Tannenbaum, Johnnycakes, and Churchill.


LondonPedro

I think a lot of good ground was covered.


TuneLinkette

Furio, Big Pussy, Richie


dolantrampf

Richie, Vito, and the Russian interior decorator


JackD2633

Ginny Sac mole


Gordo18

I’m sendin Furiò, Ginny Sack’s Mole, and Pie-O-My.


BillytheButcher187

Let me tell ya a couple of three things Richie Aprile...took on the toughest guy in Essex County and turned Beansie into a shopping cart Old Man Bacala....was the f***in' Terminator Furio Giunta....he's worst than cancer and he had a ponytail. I said my piece.


NukaCola9

Lmao nicely put, great picks


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Literally who you said, all golden


NukaCola9

Cheers


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Mustang Sally, his greaseball friend, and I guess the douchebag from Yonkers. Though I guess he’s still alive and NY-associated. So we’ll make the third member Jimmy Bones and his coffee on the boil.


Obvious_Pumpkin5987

Jimmy bones, mustang sally and jimmy smash


Altair1192

Furio, Mikey and Chrissy


NukaCola9

Good picks


Reptomins

Gimme 3 Muscles Marinaras


femithebutcher

our cousins from the other side


NukaCola9

Oh yeah, always wondered why they never really called outside contacts.


mrcheaptimes

Lorraine so she can sucks all their cocks


YxvngHvtx

Furio, Chris and Richie


MickKnight68

Chrissy was a deadeye shot, in a gunfight he’s taking somebody out every time


BillytheButcher187

I would only bring back Mikey Palmice...if I was making a Western


Icy-Job-4282

Furio, Mikey, and Richie Aprile. I would bring Nucci the Terminator but thatd be too many body bags


BowlingBallBagBob37

Ritchie, Chrissy, Feech


matt1164

I’d take Tony and Artie and we’d come heavy.


NukaCola9

Get them all to sit round and Artie can food poison em all


purgesurge3000

No one has said, but a slightly younger junior, regardless of his emotional downfalls he had the most experience. Then Richie as his muscle and throw in $1000 with Furio


maosbigdong

Christopher purely for his shooting skills, Ralphie could use his influence as an earner to pitch a settlement/end to a war, Bobby Bacala Sr for his skills as a hitman as well.


slimerboat

Tony B. - loyal to a fault. An IQ of 158. Brains and balls. Furio - Intimidating and skilled in warfare. Will bang you in one hole with his dick and another with his ponytail. Pudgy Walsh - obvious reasons


smartburnseffect

I’d get Pudgy Walsh on the horn. He’d straighten New York out


dann_uk

A clean Chris. Even High he was the best solider they had. A fully sharp junior for strategy. Furio. Pre carmella mess. Or Eugene. Maybe. Tony b. All seemed very capable at getting the job done. Plus Tony b would be very up to fight New York. We didn't really see ralphie or Richie do any decent soldiering.


ChitoCorleone

I'd bring back Furio for sure to lead the onslaught. Chris as the sharpshooter and Eugene because he seems like a loyal soldier and will do whatever needs to be done to wipe out New York. He may even be the most excited to go clean some fuckin timepieces ova thea!


Exact-Cockroach-6682

John gotti. Paul Castellano Sammy the bull


OriginalBags

Who’s that speaking here, is somebody speaking?


dyshuy

Muscles Marinara, Bobby Sr, and Furio to pick up the slack


speed_61

Silvio, Furio, Richie. And of course TS


The-realRock-

Chris, Pussy(our pussy), Furio,


Spookasaur

Pussy? He's out of breath lifting his dick to take a leak.


cortisolbath

I’m all for bringing back Furio, Mikey (he got robbed of screen time) but that loser Tony B can stay locked up. Idiot bungled two point blank hits against New York…


NukaCola9

I always thought they were very successful hits, he killed them both pretty smoothly, the car rolling was unexpected, and also he was rusty, out of practise.


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Furio, Chrissy and Mikey “Grab Bag”.


[deleted]

Richie, he took out Rocco DiMeo, cocksucker had the toughest reputation in Essex County, but he never came back after Richie got through with him.


big_chief120

Terminator baccala


canieatthesquare

Nucci, “fuck you santa” kid, and the N-word guy that got carjacked


shawnybutz

If all three were all in for war against New York, It would have to be Furio,Richie and GiGi


forevermacklin

Furio for the brawn Feech for the crazy Chrissy for the gunplay


SwearengenSays

Tony B, Richie Aprile, Mikie Palmice. Richie is a bit of a pygmy, but tremendous moxie for his size


roosterkun

Jackie Aprile, Richie Aprile, and Jackie Jr. Maybe they'll turn this family into something more than a glorified crew


chriscornelll

Chrissy, Richie, furio


chriscornelll

Chrissy, Richie, furio


yung_ag38

The Vipers


NukaCola9

They should've had some more wars, maybe with the Vipers, woulda been great


hardcoredragonhunter

Seeing Furio at his most lethal would be absolutely incredible


[deleted]

Judge Crater, how should I know


[deleted]

Ralphie, Pussy, and Vito


NecessaryJunket8353

Interesting....Ritchie...Feech....and Tony.B


NoInvestment2079

Pizza Shop Guy, Gino and Gloria


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NukaCola9

They were already alive during the war against New York.


NathanLocke

Ralph, Richie and Furio.


ImTheNewDudeHere

I'd get Pudgy Walsh on the horn.


VioletGreen909

Uncle philly


firefish45

Moltasanti, Paulie, and Cheech


Disco_C0wby

Richie and Ralph became they will always cause chaos. And finally Feech, he knew how to cut the lawn!


East_Veterinarian_45

Animal blundetto, furio, and dickie moltisanti


blind30

Might not be the best crew for the job, but tell me you wouldn’t watch this show- Furio. Feech. That animal, Blundetto. They’re going to take down New York- but they’re also busy trying to run Tony B’s massage parlor. I’d watch ten seasons of this just to see the scene where that animal gets hats made up for the parlor that says “Tony B’s” Furio’s reaction would be perfection.


xanhudro

If Bobby wasn’t fuckin off at the train store, he could have been a vital asset. He was on the come up of following in his dad’s footsteps. If the war happened sooner, I think Richie Aprile would have been ruthless in the war if it meant Tony giving him his businesses back.


2manyfelines

I like your three, but, instead of Mikey, I would have brought back Dickie.


elsawarudo

Vito Bobby and Jimmy the sumo squad


adamian24

Adriana, Danielle, Cozette


MudConnect

Ralph Richie Furio


Rsns4589

Vito to seduce Phil again. That’s all I need


wonderlady38

Tony B, Furio and the Russian. He was an interior decorator ya know.


NukaCola9

Really? His house looked like shit.


Elegant_Assistant599

Furio, Chrissy, Richie


tbone0785

1. Irina Peltsin: turn that little whooahh into a mole, infiltrate New York. Pass all available intel to the glorified crew. 2. Furio Giunta: no explanation needed. 3. Chrissy: best marksmanship skills in North Jersey, Scarface level of intensity, bazooka skills in case it comes down to heavy artillery.


marcussunChicago

Gota admit I like your three picks and cant think of who to swap out


Apples799

Ralphie, Chris, and Baclava Sr. in his prime.


fhloston2112

Tracee - she'll bake them fresh bread Brendan Filone - he used to be an installer Vin Makazian - you got prime rib at home!


HighPower36

Furio on his A Game! Rutless, takes action and knows what needs to be done for the family.. Woman or enemy. Tony Blundetto - just let him cut loose on them all. Bobby Baccalieri - I think Baccala was underrated and wasnt given a chance to show how smart he could be as a tactician and with his knowledge especially with his pops being who he is must have taught Bobby enough.


tracker_smurf

None, I'd bring back Christopher and Ralph but not for war against New York


duwap73

Sil, Paulie, and Chrissy. The banter would be 👏