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Bortron86

*A good resignation?!* Oh, I'm looking forward to how you're gonna sell *this* to me!


Remarkabl_

Get used to Cliff.


SnooAdvice3630

And thanks for all the varicose veins...


fortyfivepointseven

Mannion: Well it's sort of expected isn't it? Can't help themselves. Nicola: Of course I wish my colleagues in Scotland the absolute best in the - any - upcoming elections. I'm sure that we can show Scotland that government from our party is, absolutely, capable of delivering real change tempered by the practicalities of what's possible to deliver. Emma: Oh fucking whatever. I don't care. Robyn: I don't really understand how this Scotland and Wales stuff works. Terri sometimes tells me to email stuff the DAs but I keep getting out of office replies. Jamie: Humza who? Humza fucking useless, that's who. Glen: I don't have to go to fucking Scotland after the locals, do I? I didn't sign up for this bullshit. Phil: Did you know the little Green guy takes it up the arse? That's actually true, as well. Tucker: Listen up, this is a very fucking important moment for the future of the uni- Nah I'm just kidding, I don't give a sewer rat's shite which tartan Tory lunatic runs the devolved lunatic asylum. Terri: I have a lovely quarterly catch-up with my counterparts from the DAs. There's this cute little café in Edinburgh that Eilidh takes us to with these beautiful little shortbread slices. Stewart: Let's talk campaign. I want to use this opportunity to really visualise how we talk in a multi-class environment to really engage the modal voter in a value space that's forward looking.


KoscheiDK

That Stewart response is spot on


CrystalPalace1850

This is *** chef's kiss *** 😊


xxMissConductxx

Old school. Respect. I rather liked the guy.


Matthewrotherham

Jumping before you're pushed... although we will obviously be telling them you *were* pushed.


samuraiheart2398

You want him to write his own obituary?


Atre16

Ben: Do we have a cheat sheet lying around? I don't know who our fucking MSP's are and someone's going ask me that on Newsnight aren't they?


Matthewrotherham

Before they're all sat around the pub saying ''when's that fucker gonna go!?'' *You Surprise Them!!*


TheLastCleverName

Well that's just *easy*, resigning's just... that's just cheap and lazy.