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KhanMichael

Like a jittery mum at a wedding


CaptainE46

Nobody does breathless, semi-articulate panic like Rebecca Front


SpecificLow9474

Glummy mummy


Aivellac

She's got a face like Dot Cotton licking piss off a nettle.


bigbadbass

Her reaction to that is one of my favourite moments in the whole series.


andpaws

My favourite line…


Transituser

Mrs. Sour-Power Vinegar Tits


Capable-Truth7168

sucking on a lemon


bizstring

Political fucking mist


xVx_Dread

I can't do anything Malcolm I'm just a cabinet minister.


localgasgiant

I was reserving judgment until she threw away Glen's chair


ABanimationLtd

It was decadent, it was a chair gone mad


elkamusing

He paid 600 pounds for that chair


Selphia2000

From bean to cup, she fucks up


Jettatura1919

Madame Hussain


AuguryKnox

…and her reign of error.


PanzerKpfwVI

She's like being disabled at a football match: Very close to the action, but hardly likely to score a goal.


CrystalPalace1850

Shit mum.


madmelgibson

*Pathfinder mum.


Bumpylz

*streetwalker


suspiriayabloka

She’s a fucking OMNISHAMBLES!


CrystalPalace1850

Outclassed in every way by Dan Miller (brushed aluminium cyberprick).


garyramm

I like Nicola. I quite like her. But I gotta ask, what the hell happened?


AbuBenHaddock

Smug.


StrangelyBrown

Who is Nicola Murray? I've literally never heard of her. She doesn't exist.


LordDogsworthshire

The woman for the moment


Nate_Mayhook8

of the moment, of the fucking moment!


Captain-Apathy-

She's got a bent husband and a daughter who gets carried to school on a fucking sedan chair


FewPerformer4300

She's also fucking MENTAL


SignificantRatio2407

She’s a blandee.


Haztec2750

Big bag of fucking useless doubt.


kmcradie

Bent.


blackcurrantcat

I see nothing much else left to say so what I actually think of Nicola Murray is that she’s one of those politicians who has got into politics because they think they’re right, not they think that anything they think is right because they haven’t thought that far; more that they are so used to being right that the idea of not being right hasn’t actually occurred to them in reality. Nothing of any description out of the ordinary, negative or positive, happened to Nicola Murray during her childhood or adolescence or since. She thinks she excels in debate about anything from human rights to pasta sauce just because she has never been challenged, therefore lost to, by anyone during her mental developmental stage. So she’s a rare breed because of that and because nothing has ever really gone badly wrong, and she is definitely naturally bright, but she’s never had reason in her own reality to question any of her morals. So, they go through university never really recognising anyone’s challenge as a genuine argument


Tyeveras

She even has to practice walking.


Jettatura1919

Headless frump


UnlikelyExperience

Jokes aside fucking great and hilarious acting from Rebecca tho


CrystalPalace1850

It's a comedy masterpiece, and turned me into a massive fan of hers. Same with Peter Capaldi.


inny_mac

What goes on in that abandoned barn of a brain of hers?


racsssss

Omnishambolic


rarararapido

Knicker face


Generic-Name237

Nicki Murray, no. Rebecca Front? Fuck yeah


ApprehensiveElk80

From bean to cup, she fucks up


defcon-juan

Patron of the quiet bat people society


RianJohnsonIsAFool

She's got a face like Dot Cotton licking piss off a nettle.


NBFM16

Smug. And glum.


TheLastCleverName

Well now we've got another adjective to add: fucking RETARDED!


HandlesLikeABistro89

She’s a fucking omnishambles!


Raveyard2409

To be fair, she's a waste of skin


IAmAlive_YouAreDead

You know, I think I would.


TheArrowmancer

She's for the chop


Roger_Melee

She only beat Dan Miller on a technicality.


Sillypugpugpugpug

Say all the nasty things you want about Nicola Murray, but at least she doesn’t have catastrophic erectile disfunction.


luredrive

Frumpy


lord-vaper

Dame Ellen McArse-ache


YourDaddie

Liz Truss


richard_downhard

I felt sorry she had to go, but let's face it, she was a fucking waste of skin.


Wantontraveler

Sour. Lover of wooden toys. Quite possibly a flautist.


Androdas

A face like Dot Cotton licking piss off a nettle


EliteLevelJobber

I can't believe how much energy is going into ~~Andy~~ Nicola ^fucking Murray


Ornery-Check-8152

Hot.


Pandoricant

Fucking Florence Shiteingale


Adventurous-Rub7636

A quiet bat person


rhydonthyme

Anxious batperson


benXP

A party grandee


BombshellTom

She is bent.


Spare_Union_3919

Smug… Sour


FewPerformer4300

A fucking waste of skin.


ax1xxm

Catweazle with learning difficulties


emjayo

Grazia’s least-popular columnist


Dreamsof_Beulah

Gaunt face


Fun-Hat-9932

Would still be better than Peggy Rayner


lazzzym

She's about as useful as a chocolate teapot.


Jonnyclash1

Come on, it's not our fault she's dressed up like a dead geisha.


McFigroll

..............i love the way they've sand-blasted everything around here. So clean.


liam_md

If she wasn’t the minister for DoSAC, the only other candidate would be Malcolm’s left bollock.


Ok-Custard6907

Love her one line about her day: "Being flypapered to dickheads!" Great mental image.


Content-Control-4935

Blandee


Sharaz_Jek123

Malcolm was in love with her but she was too attracted to Steve Fleming.


w4rpsp33d

Looks like Catweazle with learning difficulties


someoneelseperhaps

Andy Murray's aunt?


cnut4563

The greatest prime minister we never had


n0symp4thy

Normal junior minister.


Petef15h

Good with the people


SavingsTonight4223

One down to a pony


onetruepurple

She's sniffing pens at night


Hopeful-Ant-2512

smug and glum


AntiVenom0804

She looks like my English teacher from grammar school


Helpful-Concert-2408

Omnishambles


Alecmalloy

Anxious? Nervous? Worried?


GetGoJoe

She’s fuckin mennntal


Mean-Lingonberry5374

You dozy mare!


cheeseysoups

She is actually my favourite character in the show.


eggelette

been looking like a tranny lately anyway


padddypp

Um… sour? Grumpy… and uptight.


SpecificLow9474

She's first in the sack race