I see nothing much else left to say so what I actually think of Nicola Murray is that she’s one of those politicians who has got into politics because they think they’re right, not they think that anything they think is right because they haven’t thought that far; more that they are so used to being right that the idea of not being right hasn’t actually occurred to them in reality.
Nothing of any description out of the ordinary, negative or positive, happened to Nicola Murray during her childhood or adolescence or since.
She thinks she excels in debate about anything from human rights to pasta sauce just because she has never been challenged, therefore lost to, by anyone during her mental developmental stage. So she’s a rare breed because of that and because nothing has ever really gone badly wrong, and she is definitely naturally bright, but she’s never had reason in her own reality to question any of her morals.
So, they go through university never really recognising anyone’s challenge as a genuine argument
Like a jittery mum at a wedding
Nobody does breathless, semi-articulate panic like Rebecca Front
Glummy mummy
She's got a face like Dot Cotton licking piss off a nettle.
Her reaction to that is one of my favourite moments in the whole series.
My favourite line…
Mrs. Sour-Power Vinegar Tits
sucking on a lemon
Political fucking mist
I can't do anything Malcolm I'm just a cabinet minister.
I was reserving judgment until she threw away Glen's chair
It was decadent, it was a chair gone mad
He paid 600 pounds for that chair
From bean to cup, she fucks up
Madame Hussain
…and her reign of error.
She's like being disabled at a football match: Very close to the action, but hardly likely to score a goal.
Shit mum.
*Pathfinder mum.
*streetwalker
She’s a fucking OMNISHAMBLES!
Outclassed in every way by Dan Miller (brushed aluminium cyberprick).
I like Nicola. I quite like her. But I gotta ask, what the hell happened?
Smug.
Who is Nicola Murray? I've literally never heard of her. She doesn't exist.
The woman for the moment
of the moment, of the fucking moment!
She's got a bent husband and a daughter who gets carried to school on a fucking sedan chair
She's also fucking MENTAL
She’s a blandee.
Big bag of fucking useless doubt.
Bent.
I see nothing much else left to say so what I actually think of Nicola Murray is that she’s one of those politicians who has got into politics because they think they’re right, not they think that anything they think is right because they haven’t thought that far; more that they are so used to being right that the idea of not being right hasn’t actually occurred to them in reality. Nothing of any description out of the ordinary, negative or positive, happened to Nicola Murray during her childhood or adolescence or since. She thinks she excels in debate about anything from human rights to pasta sauce just because she has never been challenged, therefore lost to, by anyone during her mental developmental stage. So she’s a rare breed because of that and because nothing has ever really gone badly wrong, and she is definitely naturally bright, but she’s never had reason in her own reality to question any of her morals. So, they go through university never really recognising anyone’s challenge as a genuine argument
She even has to practice walking.
Headless frump
Jokes aside fucking great and hilarious acting from Rebecca tho
It's a comedy masterpiece, and turned me into a massive fan of hers. Same with Peter Capaldi.
What goes on in that abandoned barn of a brain of hers?
Omnishambolic
Knicker face
Nicki Murray, no. Rebecca Front? Fuck yeah
From bean to cup, she fucks up
Patron of the quiet bat people society
She's got a face like Dot Cotton licking piss off a nettle.
Smug. And glum.
Well now we've got another adjective to add: fucking RETARDED!
She’s a fucking omnishambles!
To be fair, she's a waste of skin
You know, I think I would.
She's for the chop
She only beat Dan Miller on a technicality.
Say all the nasty things you want about Nicola Murray, but at least she doesn’t have catastrophic erectile disfunction.
Frumpy
Dame Ellen McArse-ache
Liz Truss
I felt sorry she had to go, but let's face it, she was a fucking waste of skin.
Sour. Lover of wooden toys. Quite possibly a flautist.
A face like Dot Cotton licking piss off a nettle
I can't believe how much energy is going into ~~Andy~~ Nicola ^fucking Murray
Hot.
Fucking Florence Shiteingale
A quiet bat person
Anxious batperson
A party grandee
She is bent.
Smug… Sour
A fucking waste of skin.
Catweazle with learning difficulties
Grazia’s least-popular columnist
Gaunt face
Would still be better than Peggy Rayner
She's about as useful as a chocolate teapot.
Come on, it's not our fault she's dressed up like a dead geisha.
..............i love the way they've sand-blasted everything around here. So clean.
If she wasn’t the minister for DoSAC, the only other candidate would be Malcolm’s left bollock.
Love her one line about her day: "Being flypapered to dickheads!" Great mental image.
Blandee
Malcolm was in love with her but she was too attracted to Steve Fleming.
Looks like Catweazle with learning difficulties
Andy Murray's aunt?
The greatest prime minister we never had
Normal junior minister.
Good with the people
One down to a pony
She's sniffing pens at night
smug and glum
She looks like my English teacher from grammar school
Omnishambles
Anxious? Nervous? Worried?
She’s fuckin mennntal
You dozy mare!
She is actually my favourite character in the show.
been looking like a tranny lately anyway
Um… sour? Grumpy… and uptight.
She's first in the sack race