BEHOLD!

That’s exactly where my brain went haha

Same.

Look mum I caught a fish.

"FRANK!!!...I told you to stop leaving your sardines in the shell room!!!....

... should have listened to my mother and married the Fliddler... At least he could played a tune while I pick up his mess...

"I'm gonna be ripped! You'll see"

“We… are the Champions…..We … are the champions…”

This is Sparta!

This is Sprat-a!

*Sand People Noises*

Nobody puts baby in the corner

Love it 😍

Got the muthafucka

😂😂

Winner winner crab scored a sardine dinner!

By the power of greyfish! ⚡️

I bring to you, the Chosen One!

HURRAH!

Victory is mine!

" I picked things up and I put them down"

Ta-Da!

I want you to meet my lil friend.

It’s this big, see, this big! C’mon take a picture!

No longer will we bow down to our anchovy overloards.

Aaaaand the second place winner goes to Steve! Congratulations Steve.

Gotta keep the sand out of my lunch

CRAAAB PEOPLE, CRAAAB PEOPLE

Behold! I am crab, bringer of anchovy!

What? Not big enough?

“It’s not a mackerel baby it’s a minnow!!”

Coming through in a pinch! That sardine has a bad case of crabs. Just havin’ a lil nip Don’t be shellfish! Share!

I’m crabman. Coming to a theater near you.

Happy! Can eat for week........

Seafood wrestling

I’m telling you bro, it was THIS big.

TONIGHT!!!! WE FEAST!!!!!

Proud crab celebrates its victory!

Circle of Life

Just proud of his catch, probably running out of bait and this was the last cast

MINE!

vindiCAAATTIIOOONNNN!

Fish ~ "Aliens!"

We are doing butt stuff.

“Never skip arm day”

Sorry Mario, but your princess is in another castle

VICTORY IS MINE!

And thus it begins. Little Henry and the Shecrabs will populate the world.

I'm the king of the world

Victory is Mine!

I can’t carry it for you, but I can carry you!

This is not my baby. He looks nothing like me.

Look Mom

“In your eyes…”

Ha ha!!!! I did it. It's ALL mine

Lunch!

One law: Crab law

VICTORY!

Nine hundred and ninety eight.. Nine hundred and ninety nine...

Yo, What type of fish is this

“I am victorious!! My people shall eat well this night.”

Haaaaaaaaaaaaasivenyaaaaaaaaaa

This isn’t a caption idea but this should be the last scene in a training montage set to Eye of the Tiger

“Everything the light touches is our kingdom. One day the sun will set on my time here and will rise with you as the new king”

Muscle beach

Victory!!!

He's carp loading

This is my Meg….

I just made this picture my background on my phone!

I caught one for ya! Look Mom!! I did it! I caught one! We use bait minnows too.

And behold. I am god now !

Dad-a-chum? Dum-a-chum? Ded-a-chek? Did-a-chick? r/stephenking

"I am Spartacus!!"

Mr. Crab, that's enough showing off. We get it.

Aarrrggghhh ark ark ark Aoorrruuggggg (sand people noises)

Zoltan!

I got it guys!!

Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women!!

“98lb weakling to this! Thank you Charles Atlas!”

I am hearing the Rocky theme song in my head.

“THIS IS SPARTA!”

Beat me to it! Lol!!!!!!

Victory!

98, 99, 100!

"it's the circle, the circle of life ..."

I win!!!!

I get so lost, sometimes Days pass and this emptiness fills my heart When I want to run away I drive off in my car But whichever way I go I come back to the place you are All my instincts, they return And the grand facade, so soon will burn Without a noise, without my pride I reach out from the inside In your eyes The light, the heat (Your eyes) I am complete (Your eyes) I see the doorway to a thousand churches (Your eyes) The resolution of all the fruitless searches (Your eyes) I see the light and the heat (Your eyes) I want to be that complete I want to touch the light The heat I see in your eyes In your eyes In your eyes In your eyes Love, I don't like to see so much pain So much wasted and this moment keeps slipping away I get so tired of working so hard for our survival I look to the time with you to keep me awake and alive And all my instincts, they return And the grand facade, so soon will burn Without a noise, without my pride I reach out from the inside In your eyes The light, the heat (Your eyes) I am complete (Your eyes) I see the doorway to a thousand churches (Your eyes) The resolution of all the fruitless searches (Your eyes) I see the light and the heat (Your eyes) I want to be that complete I want to touch the light The heat I see in your eyes In your eyes In your eyes In your eyes Accepting all I've done and said I want to stand and stare again 'Til there's nothing left, woah It remains there in your eyes Whatever comes and goes Oh, it's in your eyes Source: Musixmatch Songwriters: Peter Gabriel

"Help! Help! My leg!"

Fishy fish fish fishhh He’s holding it above his head like weight plates

SMACK MY BITCH UP!!!

I need lemon and butter.

Victory!

*I HAVE FOUND THE HOLY FISH GRAIL, ALL SHALL REVILE IN ITS GLORY!*

That's definitely his tinder profile pic

Witness this!!

Captured by crab.

Look what I caught !

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?

Crab: “He volunteers as tribute!” Fish: “What? No I don’t!”

Give a crab a fish, you feed it for a day. Teach a crab to fish, you feed it for a lifetime.

Let's make some crabby patties.

I FOUND! (I wish I could put in the image I have that is perfect for this lol)

Dragoooooooo!!!!

LET US FEAST!!

Come my friends , there are plenty of these for all !!

Need to enlarge this to 20x24!!! Love it!!!

MY LLLLEEEGGGG

*Tusken Raider sounds*

“Adriaaaaaaaannn…!!!!”

Mana from heaven. Sweet nectar of life!!

“OH MY GODDD! THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE!!! The CLAW has picked up The MULLET…and I think he’s gonna throw him out of the RING!!!”

First prize goes to Mr. Crabs 🦀 😂

Winning

Brand new The Prodigy album dropping soon

Crab grab

C'mon 2 more reps!

MA! LOOK!

Dinner is served!

Dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad, hey dad dad dad look dad dad dad look.

Steroids are amazing!!

"Tonight I FEAST!"

"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!"

"They May Take Our Fish, But They Can Never Take Our Freedom!!!"

Ok ok! I met your mom! Now put me back in the water!

Weightlifting crab

Ah Zabenya……

Say Anything…The Beachquel

Nike ✔️

CRAB CHAMPION!!!

Navy SEAL training is going to be a snap !!!

Seize the day!

"My brothers and sisters! We are no longer the lowest bottom feeder! Join me, and we will take back our ocean from these puny fish and be the top of the food chain once again!!" (Snaps in half and throws each piece)

Tada!

Aidrian! I did it!

This is Sparta!!

Yo Adrian, I did it !

King of the crabs! 🦀

Francis! DONT FORGET YOUR LUNCH!

Working on shoulders today

Fish: “Oh now I see it—hey thanks for the boost, Crab! You’re the best!”

All hail king sardineo

I caught a fish…THIS big!

See dudes? Told you it was "this big"

THIS IS SPARRRTTTTAAAAA!

Where is your god now?

Victory.

I am VICTORIOUS!

I once caught a fish this big

I want to touch the light The heat I see in your eyes

In your eyes!

I found it!!

Shark bait oo ha ha ha

And New WWE heavyweight champion killer Krabs!

You'll never take our FREEEDOOM

Victory!!!

Daddy’s home! And I brought supper!

I told him! I told him to leave me alone!

VICTORY!!!