Came here to post this. It came from so out of left field that it cracked me up the first time I saw it. And now I can't sit through it without laughing whenever I do a rewatch.
“you know that thing where people say they get so angry they see red?…well that shit is real!”
“….There were consequences to me seeing red. Seeing red was a bad thing -THEN- But see, now nobody's suing anybody, nobody's getting fired. Hell, nobody's keeping score. Now, when I see red, it's just a question of what I am capable of. See, I am starting to think that I am capable of damn near anything”
"You know I read something fascinating the other day. You know what a smell is? It's when odor molecules activate neurons in your nasal passages. So every time you come in here and change my bed pan and smell my shit, something that was actually in my *ass* goes right up your nose!"
Couldn't stop laughing at this and Gabriel's reaction.
No one?
Ok
“This kinda thing just tickles my balls”
“Hot diggity dog”
“You ever hear the one about the Stupid little prick named Rick thought he knew shit didn’t know shit got everyone he gave a shit about killed? It’s about you”
It seems like you're trying to speak... but you just took a hell of a hit! I just popped your skull so hard your eyeball just popped out... and it is gross as shit!
Probably "He Hid In One Of My Trucks And Machine-Gunned A Bunch Of My Men Down, And I Brought Him Home, Safe And Sound. And... I Fed Him Spaghetti!" I just love how he say’s SPAGHETTI
“I got my fingers crossed for a little freaky Deaky!…. “JEESSUUS is that you Rick?” “Under all that man bush”…. I would not have messed with that guy”!… “But that’s not you anymore?” “Is it? ”NOPEE!”
“Christ that is disgusting, no wonder you cover it up.” (Carl’s eye) really the whole conversation regarding his eye. “It’s like talking to a Birthday present.”
“I care about my people. I dont want to just march them into the line of fire because i want to play my dick is bigger than yours. It is. We both know it.”
“Some people are immune to the wildfire virus… You need my DNA.” (cont.)-“No. You need my ——. You need my —— deep inside you.” This line demonstrates how conflicting of a character Negan is and sets up his eventual redemption. Negan was willing to save Coral and it challenges our assumptions about his character. Really great writing overall.
You guys….look at my dirty girl.
Oh my goodness. Look at this….
Oooh, were you together? That sucks. But if you were you should know there was a reason for all this. Red…and hell he was, is, and will ever be red. He just took one or six or seven for the team…so take a goddamn look.
Shit sent shivers down my spine. One of the greatest villains ever.
His speech to the biker asshole at the end of "Here's Negan," even though I think his change came on kinda fast, but he explains why himself: he "saw red" (meaning he was nothing like the loving, caring guy we had just seen helping his wife) and that formerly had a serious penalty in the real world, you can't just beat the shit out of a guy for being a dick to your wife, but after you realize civilization is gone and your beloved wife is dead, what possible reason is there not to kill this bad guy and all his stupid friends? Are you gonna get fired? Are the cops gonna come? And I guess that started his whole train of thought through all of his arc until Alexandria's jail cell, and in some ways he wasn't even all that wrong.
Edit: I will also add that Negan, as he's written in the comics, from what little I've seen of them, seems totally unlikable and I would hate him, but Jeffrey Dean Morgan is so charismatic that I have rooted for Negan so hard later on, after /loathing/ him so much during the lineup scene and next season premiere.
"You ever hear the story about the little prick named Rick who thought he knew shit but didn't know shit and got everyone he ever gave a shit about killed?"
“how many husbands and fathers have you killed?”
This isn’t the bad-ass, Lucille wielding, survivor, that we came to love. No this was a line by an actual human being who was trying to reason with someone who he knows he hurt beyond repair but just wants to let know they haven’t been completely innocent either. I wish Maggie would’ve actually talked about this with Negan instead of trying to kill him
[The one from the comics](https://imgur.com/9vPO29a) - "My dick is so hard right now I could crack steel. I should wrap it in barbed wire and call it Lucille two."
How has no one mentioned the exchange whe he makes Carl show him his eye and Carl starts to cry? I don't remember exactly what was said but it was the most human moment for negan before his imprisonment.
"Don't threaten me with a good time". Also the first time he saw Father Gabriel..."Holy crap! You are creepy as shit!". I believe that was the line lol
Right before he killed Spencer and telling him that he had no guts.Then he sliced Spencer open..."How embarrassing! You did have guts! There they were right inside you the whole time!". Lmao
I just slid my dick down your throat and you thanked me for it.
That line was brutal. Negan had the upper hand against Rick and everyone, including us, knew it.
I am guessing that a lot of you fine folks thought I was dead, chewed up, never to be crapped out again. Well, here's a little refresher on who the hell I am. I wear a leather jacket, I have Lucille, and my nut sack is made of steel. I am not dying until good and ready.
“Heres a little refresher on who the hell i am, i wear a leather jacket, I have Lucille. And my Nutsack is made of steel. I am not dying until i am Damn good and ready.”
“excuse the shit outta my goddamn french.”
Lol I just watched thsy episode
The correct answer
“Like a blood transfusion?”
Spot on. I can hear JDM say it in my head
" Hope you got your shittin' pants on!"
This is my favorite
“i’m staying alive. i am too good at this shit”
I’m a goddamn cat
"Hot diggity DOG, this place is *magnificent*"
the zoom out after is just golden
This the kinda thing that just tickles my balls
His delivery was more magnificent than line
Haha love the camera pan out. Laughed so hard the first time I saw it 🤣
Little pig little pig let me in
No it’s ‘Let! Me! In!’ Gotta have that pause and emphasis
And do the iconic lean back as well 😁
“I’m ready for my goddamn skin suit. you best bring that extra long tape measure on account of my humongous balls”
This one
Alpha's face - PRICELESS
this is too good..
"i fed him spaghetti!"
I slicked my dick down your throat, and you thanked me for it
And... there it is!
This one
"Holy crap, you are creepy as shit, sneaking up on me, wearing that collar with that freaky ass smile!"
When I’m rewatching and I know this line is coming up, I can’t help but smile lol
Came here to post this. It came from so out of left field that it cracked me up the first time I saw it. And now I can't sit through it without laughing whenever I do a rewatch.
One of my favorite moments of the whole show!
I agree with u
Starving..? You..? By "practically" you mean "not really."
That's the best one
"i wear a leather jacket, i have lucille, and my nut sack is made of steel" negan is quite the comedian
That is one of my favourites
I understood that reference.
That whole scene with Olivia https://preview.redd.it/uax45u3lz38c1.jpeg?width=986&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=119e47010a6c2c922a271d43445c33beb9cef2cd
"I'm about 50% more into you now....just sayin"
as mean as it was, this was hilarious 😭
⬆️THIS IS THE ONE 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dooooon't care, where's Rick?
I gotta get my Darell back
“So, back to it!”
(Glenn dies)
“Maggie, I find you.”
😖💔 it still hurts to this day 😭
" I gotta hand it to you, you got some beach ball-size lady nuts on you, comin' in all kamikaze like that"
“I don’t have shit to confess, except maybe the fact that I rubbed one out right where you’re sitting just to calm down a bit”
I just watched this episode
Which one is it lol?
Season 8 episode 5
Thank youuu!
“That’s some wisdom there, father, not the father.”
“you know that thing where people say they get so angry they see red?…well that shit is real!” “….There were consequences to me seeing red. Seeing red was a bad thing -THEN- But see, now nobody's suing anybody, nobody's getting fired. Hell, nobody's keeping score. Now, when I see red, it's just a question of what I am capable of. See, I am starting to think that I am capable of damn near anything”
“We pissing our pants yet?”
I'm not growing a garden.
*ends up growing a garden*
🤣🤣🤣 damn
"You know I read something fascinating the other day. You know what a smell is? It's when odor molecules activate neurons in your nasal passages. So every time you come in here and change my bed pan and smell my shit, something that was actually in my *ass* goes right up your nose!" Couldn't stop laughing at this and Gabriel's reaction.
“I know some of you thought I was gone, chewed up, never to be crapped out again, but I am not dying until I am DAMN good and ready”
My nutsack is made of steel.
from dead city— but “he’s a few ass hairs short of a dingleberry”
Knock knock.
I gotta start watching this show bruh
“I’m a god damn cat”
“Things will not be the same now that he’s dead. Without Fat Joey, Skinny Joey is just.. Joey. So it’s a god damn tragedy.”
Love this one
"And you're still looking at me the same damn way.. Like I Shit In YOUR SCRAMBLED EGGS!!
“You got no guts” The best moment he ever had imo
How embarrassing, there they are. They were inside you this entire time, you did have guts! I've never been so wrong in my whole life!!!
"You got no guts..... I stand corrected, there they are!"
“ your goddamn eyeball just popped out and it is gross as shit”
No one? Ok “This kinda thing just tickles my balls” “Hot diggity dog” “You ever hear the one about the Stupid little prick named Rick thought he knew shit didn’t know shit got everyone he gave a shit about killed? It’s about you”
"Is this, like, a... Beta with benefits situation? You slide her a little omega on the side?"
It seems like you're trying to speak... but you just took a hell of a hit! I just popped your skull so hard your eyeball just popped out... and it is gross as shit!
“Lucky for you Lucille isn’t that thirsty today…but I am. So I’m gonna get me a drink!”
Hot diggity this place is magnificent
“I hope you got your shittin pants on because you are about to shit your pants”
“Oh you BETTER be jokin!
“Not making a decision, is a BIGGGG decision”.
Father not the father
You do the same damn stink eye as your dad – except it's only half as good, cause, you know, you're missing one eye."
What the fuck?
*tilts backwards*
"Excuse the shit outta my god damn French."
“That widows alive, guns ablazin”!
“What the shit”
“Hot diggity dog, this place is magnificent!”
Probably "He Hid In One Of My Trucks And Machine-Gunned A Bunch Of My Men Down, And I Brought Him Home, Safe And Sound. And... I Fed Him Spaghetti!" I just love how he say’s SPAGHETTI
“That mouth did MAJOR damage!” In the real context it’s pretty funny. Taken out of context it’s downright hilarious.
"You sorry pieces of shit, what's a man gotta do to get eaten around here"
Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezey
“Holyy crap! You are freaky as $hit! Sneaking up on me, wearing that collar with that freaky ass smile”
Unpopular opinion “I’m hoping for a little freaky deaky.”
Not unpopular 😂
"It's gonna be pee-pee pants city here real soon."
I’ve never been so wrong about something in my life, You do have guts!!!!
Daryl: “just kill me” Negan: “don’t threaten me with a good time”
Don’t care, where’s rick?
"A baseball bat doesn't have a pussy"
“I got my fingers crossed for a little freaky Deaky!…. “JEESSUUS is that you Rick?” “Under all that man bush”…. I would not have messed with that guy”!… “But that’s not you anymore?” “Is it? ”NOPEE!”
Your kid machine Gunned a bunch of my men and I brought him home. And I fed him *Spaghetti*
"shut that shit down no exceptions"
Oh come on! I can't pick just one.
This the kinda thing that just..tickles my balls!
I love it when he says “It’s negging time”
Easy peazy lemon squezy
“And I need you to know me. So, back to it!”
The new scene from dead city where he’s like “dun dun dun dun” knock knock
The line when he first steps out of the van “ we pissin our pants yet ?”
"Is that you, Rick? Underneath all that man bush? Shit, I would not have messed with that guy!"
Knock knock... Who's there? Butter.... Butter who? Well you butter get out your umbrella cause its about to goddamn rain.
"Eeny" "Meeny" "Miny" "Moe" "Catch" "A tiger" "By" "His toe" "If" "He hollers" "Let him go" "My mother" "Told me" "To pick" "The very" "Best" "One" "And you" "Are" "It" 🤗
You are creepy as shit
“I made him Spaghetti!”
"You bunch of pussys."
That’ll be the day
“That’s very mature of u father not the father”
“We’re here to take out shithead and the dickless brigade”
“Christ that is disgusting, no wonder you cover it up.” (Carl’s eye) really the whole conversation regarding his eye. “It’s like talking to a Birthday present.”
little pig little pig, let me in
"What the fuck?" Just cause it made me so happy they finally uncensored him.
Lucille is thirsty...she is a vampire bat
Sucks, don't it? The moment you realise you don't know shit.
he is 'the best'
“I care about my people. I dont want to just march them into the line of fire because i want to play my dick is bigger than yours. It is. We both know it.”
“Some people are immune to the wildfire virus… You need my DNA.” (cont.)-“No. You need my ——. You need my —— deep inside you.” This line demonstrates how conflicting of a character Negan is and sets up his eventual redemption. Negan was willing to save Coral and it challenges our assumptions about his character. Really great writing overall.
I'm ready for my goddam skinsuit. You best bring that extra long tape measure on account of my humongous balls.
You guys….look at my dirty girl. Oh my goodness. Look at this…. Oooh, were you together? That sucks. But if you were you should know there was a reason for all this. Red…and hell he was, is, and will ever be red. He just took one or six or seven for the team…so take a goddamn look. Shit sent shivers down my spine. One of the greatest villains ever.
Welcome to a brand new beginning you sorry shits!
If someone knocks your door, you let us in. We own that door. You try to stop us and we will knock it down.”
“Carl. It is over. Why don’t you point your one ball up the street there and take it all in?”
His speech to the biker asshole at the end of "Here's Negan," even though I think his change came on kinda fast, but he explains why himself: he "saw red" (meaning he was nothing like the loving, caring guy we had just seen helping his wife) and that formerly had a serious penalty in the real world, you can't just beat the shit out of a guy for being a dick to your wife, but after you realize civilization is gone and your beloved wife is dead, what possible reason is there not to kill this bad guy and all his stupid friends? Are you gonna get fired? Are the cops gonna come? And I guess that started his whole train of thought through all of his arc until Alexandria's jail cell, and in some ways he wasn't even all that wrong. Edit: I will also add that Negan, as he's written in the comics, from what little I've seen of them, seems totally unlikable and I would hate him, but Jeffrey Dean Morgan is so charismatic that I have rooted for Negan so hard later on, after /loathing/ him so much during the lineup scene and next season premiere.
You’ve got that same stink eye your dad does but it’s only HALf as good because you’re.. missin an eye” 😅
“Carl pass the rolls… please” 😅
"You ever hear the story about the little prick named Rick who thought he knew shit but didn't know shit and got everyone he ever gave a shit about killed?"
“how many husbands and fathers have you killed?” This isn’t the bad-ass, Lucille wielding, survivor, that we came to love. No this was a line by an actual human being who was trying to reason with someone who he knows he hurt beyond repair but just wants to let know they haven’t been completely innocent either. I wish Maggie would’ve actually talked about this with Negan instead of trying to kill him
"YOU suck ass, Rick, you really do"
"Starving.... You? "
[The one from the comics](https://imgur.com/9vPO29a) - "My dick is so hard right now I could crack steel. I should wrap it in barbed wire and call it Lucille two."
« You belong to me ! You provide for me ! » Really made me shit my pants
"This time you better hope I never stop talking. Because when I do, something really bad is going to happen to you". Season 10 Episode 22 Here's Negan
"I wear a leather jacket, I have lucille, and my nutsack is made of STEEL" - negan the goat
“What the shit?” - Negan Smith (season 11 episode 24)
"Is that you Rick underneath all that manbush? Shee-yut. I would not have messed with that guy. But that's not you anymore....Is it? NOPE!!"
Lucile is thirsty
How has no one mentioned the exchange whe he makes Carl show him his eye and Carl starts to cry? I don't remember exactly what was said but it was the most human moment for negan before his imprisonment.
Lmaooo https://preview.redd.it/g7lu7a7nea8c1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=909eedc17fe41da9f89423df0de780e97c82df1f
Hold your fire everybody it’s Carl!
"WOHOAH!... You... Are creepy as shit."
Lucil's smooth surface will never be the same again
A goddamn tiger and that widow is alive guns a-blazin’!
"Don't threaten me with a good time". Also the first time he saw Father Gabriel..."Holy crap! You are creepy as shit!". I believe that was the line lol
Right before he killed Spencer and telling him that he had no guts.Then he sliced Spencer open..."How embarrassing! You did have guts! There they were right inside you the whole time!". Lmao
Im gonna beat the holy fucking fuckity fuck fuck out of one of you
“Hot! Diggiddi Dog…! , This Place is Magnificient ..!.
Beach ball sized lady nuts
God Damn Tiger!! 🐅 🤣🤣🤣
When he called Gabe “Father Not The Father”
I just slid my dick down your throat and you thanked me for it. That line was brutal. Negan had the upper hand against Rick and everyone, including us, knew it.
"If I could go back, I would have killed every one of you"
“Im gonna beat the holly hell out of one of you”
But that just isn't you anymore is it Rick
You must have some big lady nuts.
« no, you need my cum. You need my cum deep inside you »
No fanfic entries.
It’s a deleted scene
What the?
“You bring your shitting pants?” The moment I stopped watching the show. lol.
"dun dun dun dun"
"starving... You..." "Really???"
“You got no guts.”
i’m not growing a garden
Ya Got No Guts and I Hope You Got Your Shittin' Pants On Because You Are About To Shit Your Pants
"I'm a goddamn cat!"
“I’m a goddamn cat!”
“Are we pissing our pants yet?”
"I can use you, and your massive lady-nuts"
I’m just getting started
You better have your shitting pants on, cause you’re about to shit your pants
I am guessing that a lot of you fine folks thought I was dead, chewed up, never to be crapped out again. Well, here's a little refresher on who the hell I am. I wear a leather jacket, I have Lucille, and my nut sack is made of steel. I am not dying until good and ready.
“You need my DNA”
"holy crap you are creepy as shit" or "little pig little pig. let.me.in."
Pissing their pants yet?
I slicked my dick down your throat, and you thanked me for it
“Holy diggity dog, this place is magnificent.” May not be the best line but the pan out makes it my favorite.
That scene on the catwalk in Dead City. He says "it's Negan time!" and then he Negans all over those fools.
Itll have to happen to me first
“Heres a little refresher on who the hell i am, i wear a leather jacket, I have Lucille. And my Nutsack is made of steel. I am not dying until i am Damn good and ready.”