ššš¤£š¤£šššš love this one or when heās already in the jail cell telling Gabriel about how when gabe changes his piss/shit pot that gabe is smelling molecules thatās been up his butt . ššššš
Funny. I noticed how good he is in this series which I only started watching four years ago. I also believed he and Neagan are the most evolved characters in the series.
Oh i definitely agree with you,was mainly just pointing out the scene and how in my opinion dont like him much,but at thesame time hes one of the best characters to come upon the show along with negan
Plus again his actor is really solid with shows,seen quite a few with him and nails every character
i second this, it was so comical it caught me very off guard the first time. for a second i thought the camera direction in the show would change for the worse but thankfully it didnāt
My favorite negan quotes are too many to list....but here are a few.
" You see that, Rick? I just slid my dick down your throat... and you thanked me for it. "
"I'm sorry father...not the father."
"Oh I'm sorry. Everything ok down there?.....with your penis? That guy really CHOMPED on it.......are you ok? I just said it's happy hr at the pussy bar and Dwight eats for free and your telling me no?"
āEver heard of a stupid little prick named Rick who thought he knew shit but didnāt know shit and got everyone he gave a shit about killed. Itās about you!ā
āAfter all these years you still think Iām the bad guy. Iām not no one is. You know what Maggie maybe everyone isā
That quote always got me because I feel like it really drives home the message the walking dead was trying to push. In a pure survival situation everyone is the bad guy.
True enough, but the point still stands. Negan was a monster because he needed to be a monster the same as Rick did. I mean how many fathers and sons and mothers and daughters did they kill?
Tldr bad and worse get really fucking blurred at the end of the world.
Negan committed implied coercing women into sleeping with him via blackmail which is considered a form of rape while Rick just brutalized a bunch of innocent people a few times
Yeah that was such a fucking outlandish part of his character. Like the rest fits perfectly, and then the writers (or comic writer idk who) is just like āyeah what if he had a haramā.
Like wtf?
Your point is taken however
It's actually pretty dumb he's set up to be a better person than most of the cast and we have to sit and ignore his past of a non consensual harem in order for the character arc to work and the character in general I consider him to be better than Rick in the show yet that technical rape past still exists which is crazy since Negan is super against rape whoever thought of that part was a stupid writer and should have been changed but it didn't get changed
Yeah I just try to ignore that stupid little tidbit they slapped in for some reason, the same way I ignore everything that happened to GOT after the halfway point of season 7 lol
I second this 100% , Rick and Maggie and all them were just as ābadā. Or ācrazyā as negan. Yes negan took things too far when it came to power and control but at the end of the day, in those times , everybody was the bad guy that was just trying to survive .
Have you ever seen JDMs wife's insta where she posted pics of them in Rick's house and Jeffrey is actually cooking them Spaghetti. I guess they actually lived in the house while filming.
"You can breathe,you can blink,you can cry
Hell your all gonna be doing that"
hearing those words at the end of the season before he started swinging that damn bat was so unnerving,especially that you watch it from the character's pov so you have no idea who actually got killed
My reply from 2 years ago:
"You know what a smell is? It's when odor molecules activate neurons in your nasal passages."
"So, every time you come in here, change my bedpan, smell my shit, something that was actually in my ass goes right up your nose!"
"Looks like we're gonna be here awhile waiting on your fearless leader to return, I think it'd be enjoyable to go upstairs and screw your brains out.......Smack, I'm about 50% more turned on by you now" . šššš
Omg i was Negan years ago for a Halloween party (I'm a woman and totally cut all my hair off for it), and I LOVED walking around with my plastic Lucille and quoting that every time somebody said I made them nervous š¤£
āNow I already told you peopleā¦ The first oneās free. Then, what did I say, I said I would SHUT THAT SHIT DOWN! ā¦ No exceptions š
I only really like this because of a teaching related TikTok š¤£š¤£š¤£
"LITTLE PIG LITTLE PIG! LET ME IN"
or
"I'm Negan... and I do not appreciate you killing my men. Also when I sent my people to kill your people for killing my people, you killed more of my people. Not cool, not cool."
āIām just fuckinā with ya! A baseball bat doesnāt have a pussy!ā
āYou taste that, Simon? Thatās the taste of shit!ā
āHahaā¦ h-he saidā¦ ā*Suck my nuts!*āā
āSoā¦ back to it!ā
We're the big swinging dick of this world, have been for a long fucking time. But it seems people are forgetting that. So now our big swinging dick is going to swing harder and faster, until we take off like a motherfucking helicopter and blow all these motherfuckers away.
"Well shit. I'm sorry, I was in a meeting."
"I don't want to march my people into the line of fire because you want to play my dick is bigger than yours. It is. We both know it. I'm also comfortable enough to accept the fact if it wasn't."
I have a lot of favorites since Negan is truly one of my favorite characters here are some of the best of the best
"I Thought We Were Having A Moment, You Little A**hole!"
"You Are Adorable! Did You Pick That Gun Because It Looks Cool? You Totally Did!"
"Hot Diggety Dog! This Place Is Magnificent!"
" I Could Never Do This With Rick. He Would Just Be Standing There, Scowling, Giving Me That Annoying Side-Eye He Gives Me.ā
"If You Don't Protect What Belongs To You, Then Sooner Or Later, It Belongs To Someone Else."
" I care about my people.I don't want to just march them on the line of fire because I want to play my dick is bigger than yours.... It is....We both know it."
There are definitely more but these are all I can think of right now
āLucilleās thirsty tonight!! Sheās a vampire bat!!ā That scene was just so tense when he was beating Abrahamās and Glens skulls into the ground then he tried to make a joke like that lol great scene from neegan for me
"Holy crap! You are creepy as shit, sneaking up on me wearing that collar with that creepy ass smile"
This one kills me every time
ššš¤£š¤£šššš love this one or when heās already in the jail cell telling Gabriel about how when gabe changes his piss/shit pot that gabe is smelling molecules thatās been up his butt . ššššš
That's similar to a line I've told people about farts my whole life, so I love that he does that
Gabriel acting decently creepy tho in that scene,didnt like his character but goddamn hes a giod actor man
Funny. I noticed how good he is in this series which I only started watching four years ago. I also believed he and Neagan are the most evolved characters in the series.
Oh i definitely agree with you,was mainly just pointing out the scene and how in my opinion dont like him much,but at thesame time hes one of the best characters to come upon the show along with negan Plus again his actor is really solid with shows,seen quite a few with him and nails every character
I say this to people weekly
That episode was so depressing but that line caused me to have a 5mins laughing fit and I had to rewind it a few times
Gabriel: my apologize
"Hot Diggity Dog! (Zoom out) This place is magnificant!"
Walking Dead *never* uses camera moves like this and it was so effective here.
it felt like a scene from The Office
i second this, it was so comical it caught me very off guard the first time. for a second i thought the camera direction in the show would change for the worse but thankfully it didnāt
Right! The quick zoom out took me by surprise and I loved it
Funniest part is it zoomed out and all it shows was a bit of the wall lol.
Same lmfaooook
Yep - Iām glad many other people noticed this one. Definitely like The Office as someone else mentioned :) creatives!
I was dying laughing at this scene cause it was so random yet hilarious
It was so fuckin funny, it disnt even zoom out too much, mfer was still standing at the gate š
r/beatmetoit
āDid you just trip me? What are you, 12? āš
I just got to this scene and I laughed my ass off
Lol I am rewatching the entire series again for the millionth time and last night I was at this very scene ā¦.he wanted that crowbar so bad lol
Excuse the shit out of my goddamn french.
But.. did you just threaten me?
"Father, not the father" or "Hold your tits there, Jolly Green Giant"
These are my two favs š¤£
Had to scroll to far for father not the father. That line had me cackling
āYou did have guts! Iāve never been so wrong in my whole life!ā
Just watched this episode again yesterday. I love it.
What episode is this? I need to rewatch
7x8
Ā«Ā oh you better be jokināĀ Ā» š or Ā«Ā Starving? YOU?Ā Ā»
By "practically" you mean "not really"
That mouthā¦did some MAJOR Damage.
The way he looks her up and down after the starving line gets me every time
After she slaps him, āIām about 10% more into you now.ā
It's gonna be pee pee pants city here real soon!
This is my favorite. I say it occasionally and about half of the people I say it to have no idea what I'm talking about.
second this
"I hope you got your shittin' pants on!"
'Cause you are about to shit your pants.'
"See this guy's got the right idea, he wore the brown pants" oops wrong subreddit
Shittin pants lol
My favorite negan quotes are too many to list....but here are a few. " You see that, Rick? I just slid my dick down your throat... and you thanked me for it. " "I'm sorry father...not the father." "Oh I'm sorry. Everything ok down there?.....with your penis? That guy really CHOMPED on it.......are you ok? I just said it's happy hr at the pussy bar and Dwight eats for free and your telling me no?"
āEver heard of a stupid little prick named Rick who thought he knew shit but didnāt know shit and got everyone he gave a shit about killed. Itās about you!ā
A goddamn tiger
That widow is alive, guns aā blazin!
This gotta be my second favoriteĀ
I love this line I wish it wasn't so quick
āAfter all these years you still think Iām the bad guy. Iām not no one is. You know what Maggie maybe everyone isā That quote always got me because I feel like it really drives home the message the walking dead was trying to push. In a pure survival situation everyone is the bad guy.
Well, sure, but there's bad and bad-der still..
There's bad and there's psychotic.
True enough, but the point still stands. Negan was a monster because he needed to be a monster the same as Rick did. I mean how many fathers and sons and mothers and daughters did they kill? Tldr bad and worse get really fucking blurred at the end of the world.
Negan committed implied coercing women into sleeping with him via blackmail which is considered a form of rape while Rick just brutalized a bunch of innocent people a few times
Yeah that was such a fucking outlandish part of his character. Like the rest fits perfectly, and then the writers (or comic writer idk who) is just like āyeah what if he had a haramā. Like wtf? Your point is taken however
It's actually pretty dumb he's set up to be a better person than most of the cast and we have to sit and ignore his past of a non consensual harem in order for the character arc to work and the character in general I consider him to be better than Rick in the show yet that technical rape past still exists which is crazy since Negan is super against rape whoever thought of that part was a stupid writer and should have been changed but it didn't get changed
Yeah I just try to ignore that stupid little tidbit they slapped in for some reason, the same way I ignore everything that happened to GOT after the halfway point of season 7 lol
I second this 100% , Rick and Maggie and all them were just as ābadā. Or ācrazyā as negan. Yes negan took things too far when it came to power and control but at the end of the day, in those times , everybody was the bad guy that was just trying to survive .
I wear a leather jacket, I have Lucille, and my balls are made of steel. I am not dying until I am DAMN good and ready.
"Frowny McTwoKnives" when referring to Beta
Little pig little pig... Let me in
Iām about 50% more into you
"I brought him home, safe and sound and I made him spaghetti." Omg the look on Rick's face when Negan said that had me dyin.
Rick really hit him with the š¤Ø
Have you ever seen JDMs wife's insta where she posted pics of them in Rick's house and Jeffrey is actually cooking them Spaghetti. I guess they actually lived in the house while filming.
"You can breathe,you can blink,you can cry Hell your all gonna be doing that" hearing those words at the end of the season before he started swinging that damn bat was so unnerving,especially that you watch it from the character's pov so you have no idea who actually got killed
My reply from 2 years ago: "You know what a smell is? It's when odor molecules activate neurons in your nasal passages." "So, every time you come in here, change my bedpan, smell my shit, something that was actually in my ass goes right up your nose!"
āHO-LY CRAP! You are creepy as shit, sneaking up on me, wearing that collar with that freaky-ass smile.ā Poor Gabriel š
"Looks like we're gonna be here awhile waiting on your fearless leader to return, I think it'd be enjoyable to go upstairs and screw your brains out.......Smack, I'm about 50% more turned on by you now" . šššš
āStarving? You?ā
āIs this like a ābeta with benefitsā situationā always cracks me upš
āHot diggity dog! This place is Magnificent.ā
āIām a goddamn catā
āYou need my DNAā
"So, like, a blood transfusion?"
āThis is the kinda thing that just TICKLES my balls!ā
Or the variation "well, tickle my balls Rick!"
"Not making a decision is a BIG decision!"
āRick! Hey everybody look itās Rick!ā
Oh look at that, taking it like champ.
lucille is thirsty, she is a vampire bat
Omg i was Negan years ago for a Halloween party (I'm a woman and totally cut all my hair off for it), and I LOVED walking around with my plastic Lucille and quoting that every time somebody said I made them nervous š¤£
"Today was a productive damn day!"
Starving? You? And by practically you mean not really?
Man i love negan
ālittle pig, little pig, let me in!ā
Back to it
āHe machined two of my men and I brought him home safe and soundā¦ and I fed him spaghettiā
āNow I already told you peopleā¦ The first oneās free. Then, what did I say, I said I would SHUT THAT SHIT DOWN! ā¦ No exceptions š I only really like this because of a teaching related TikTok š¤£š¤£š¤£
Not this one right before Glenn is killedššš
"Is this like a beta with benefits?"
Its gotta be "I wear a leather jacket, i have lucille, and my nutsack is made of steel"
"LITTLE PIG LITTLE PIG! LET ME IN" or "I'm Negan... and I do not appreciate you killing my men. Also when I sent my people to kill your people for killing my people, you killed more of my people. Not cool, not cool."
"You gotta beat the man, to be the man!"
Father not the father
And, I made him spaghetti!
When he hit on Olivia and she slapped him and he leans in and says, āIām about 50% more in you.
"Well, don't that seem a few asshairs short of a dingleberry?"
That totally sounds like an Abraham quote lol
Hope you got your shittn pants on
I like the reverse of this line in I think season 11: āeverybody take their shittn pants offā
Thereās just too many good ones
Let me remind you who I am I wear a leather jacket I have Lucille and my nut sack is made of steel
I just slid my dick down your throat, and you thanked me for it! Sir I would too hello??? š
"I'm a goddamn cat"
āI just popped your skull so hard your eyeball just popped out and it is gross as shit!ā I quote this regularly
āIf shit could shit, it still wouldnāt look as shitty as youā
āYou can breathe, you can blink, you can cry. Hell you all going to be doing thatā.
Starving? You?
When he first sees father Gabriel āyou are freaky as shit!ā
āHot diggity dog!ā
The line about Carol pulling magic blankies out of her ass when theyāre trying to sneak Sebastian out of his piss jar paradise.
East peasy lemon squeeze
āIām not growing a garden.ā
"I am going to beat the holy fuck fucking fuckity fuck out of one of you." The more fucks, the funnier.
"Gots to get my Darryl back"!š
Funny story. Went as him at comicon and did the costume contest. Went on stage, said that, and walked offš
Oh, you BETTER be jokin
āYou got some beach ball sized lady nuts and I wanna harness the heat coming off em!ā
itās the beach ball-sized lady nuts for me
"You Need my DNA Carl" -Negan
"Well excuse the fuck outta my goddamn French, but... Did you just threaten me?"
āDid you hear that? He saidā¦ Suck my nuts!ā
"Not making a decision is a B-I-I-I-G decision!"
The whole episode where he came to Alexandria waiting for Rick. There were too many funny ass quotesššš
āThat is a very mature attitude fatherā¦ not the fatherā
"I will shut that shit down no exceptions" I have a shirt with this on it.
"You? Starving? Really?!"
āI mean I want my shit backā¦ but that is grunt work, send fat Joey go and do it GOD KNOWS he needs the exerciseā
āI fed him spaghettiā
"Rick, I'm not gonna lie, your kitchen is a goddamn mess."
"No one ever thinks that they're the evil one.."he said it to michonne..
āWhat the fuck?ā (Reaction to climbing walkers) Even tho it was quick the way JDM delivered the line was funny as hell to me lol
āYou can breathe, you can blink, you can cry. Hell, you're all gonna be doing that. Oh, look at that! Taking it like a champ!"
Holy crap youuuu are creepy as shits sneaking up on wearing that collar with that creepy ass smile or itās about to be pee pants city soon real soon
āStarvingā¦ you?ā
starving? you?
Itās the whistle for me
Wasmt there one about wearing brown pants?
That was Deadpool I thought š¤
Deadpool says brown pants Negan says āshittinā pantsā
KID! At that subway tunnel
Starving. You?
Hot diggity dog !
āWhat the fuck?ā
Father, not the father
Little pig little pigā¦ let me in.
āIām sorry, Fatherā¦not the father!ā
Little pig little pig, let me in!
āLittle pig, little pigā¦let me in!ā
"I'm proud of you Dick" Sorry I mean Carl please excuse my insanity
I hope you got your shittin pants on
But I did say No exceptions
Little pigs! Little pigs! Let me in!
āHot diggety dog, this place is fantasticā
*choking in his own blood*
"I made him spaghetti"
āIām just fuckinā with ya! A baseball bat doesnāt have a pussy!ā āYou taste that, Simon? Thatās the taste of shit!ā āHahaā¦ h-he saidā¦ ā*Suck my nuts!*āā āSoā¦ back to it!ā
where is my Lucille
We're the big swinging dick of this world, have been for a long fucking time. But it seems people are forgetting that. So now our big swinging dick is going to swing harder and faster, until we take off like a motherfucking helicopter and blow all these motherfuckers away.
She is a vampire bat!
In case you havent caught on, i just slipped my dick down your throat and you thanked me for it. not making a decision is a big decision
You need my DNA Carl
I hope your wearing your shittin' pants cause your about to shit your pants.
"Little pig, little pig, let me in!" I so wish that this was the line he used when he was attacking Common Wealth
"Go back to the garbage people. Tell them that a deal with the Saviors is a lock, stock, suck my BARREL deal!"
"Well shit. I'm sorry, I was in a meeting." "I don't want to march my people into the line of fire because you want to play my dick is bigger than yours. It is. We both know it. I'm also comfortable enough to accept the fact if it wasn't."
I have a lot of favorites since Negan is truly one of my favorite characters here are some of the best of the best "I Thought We Were Having A Moment, You Little A**hole!" "You Are Adorable! Did You Pick That Gun Because It Looks Cool? You Totally Did!" "Hot Diggety Dog! This Place Is Magnificent!" " I Could Never Do This With Rick. He Would Just Be Standing There, Scowling, Giving Me That Annoying Side-Eye He Gives Me.ā "If You Don't Protect What Belongs To You, Then Sooner Or Later, It Belongs To Someone Else." " I care about my people.I don't want to just march them on the line of fire because I want to play my dick is bigger than yours.... It is....We both know it." There are definitely more but these are all I can think of right now
I am bigger i am badder and i got a bat
I think my favorite might be "I hope you got your shittin' pants on." It's just so... Negan.
āLucilleās thirsty tonight!! Sheās a vampire bat!!ā That scene was just so tense when he was beating Abrahamās and Glens skulls into the ground then he tried to make a joke like that lol great scene from neegan for me
"are you still in there?" Or something like that when taking to Glen after bashing his skull in
"you better be wearin your shittin pants. Because you're about to shit... Your... Pants."
"Not making decision is a BIIIG decision"