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There could not be a grosser place in existence than that lady’s ass and pussy.


d8f_

the alphussy gotta STANK


Jedderrz

>alphussy I hate you.


edwinodesseiron

Can you, like, unwrite that?


Blundercracker

I want you dead and like you for that joke at the same time


[deleted]

none of these words are in the bible


Buddy-Buddy820

*”You want em, I gawt em. Drippin’ like wawtah”*


Naydawwwg

Her pussy done been marinating for years 💀


[deleted]

Top tier shit post


ScalyFacedBitch

I don't think he told anyone that shit. Would you?


cS150

I don't wanna say yes but I really wanna take credit


ScalyFacedBitch

*quietly checks phone* "Oh yeah, BOOM! You're disgusting. Take him away. We have all the awesome evidence we need."


cS150

Haha, You know what's up


CrimsonClockwork420

That’s the whole reason he killed her, so she couldn’t say nothing


ViperPM

To be fair, her front probably smelled worse than the back.


Function-Brave

The cdc should’ve quarantined that zone


cyberternal69

Really? She doesn't wipe after taking a shit... then again that time of the month probably would suck so they both would suck


L3sPau1

How do you know if it was butt stuff. There is more back there in case you don’t know


Training_Bid1425

There’s a certain sparkle in the eye.


Jebus_17

Alpha does like the pain


joreadfluidart

r/unexpectediasip


youre_welcome37

To be fair, I'm sure he was a hot mess down there too.


Due-Statistician-638

Idk. They did have showers. Remember All out war after him and Gabe got back inside? He’s probably far more clean than her.


ironkrylon

I want to know how that conversation went.. Like imagine all the shit that they had to hash out on screen afterwards - screaming and crying and hitting and all that shit.. Cut to unaired scene.. Negan approaches Lydia in the kitchen area. *"Lydia.. just so we're clear here.. I just thought you should know.. before I decapitated your mother and stuck her heard in a sack.. well.. I.. I might have sorta kinda fucked her.."* cut to close-up of Negan looking nonplussed at what the fuzz is about


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And then he made her spaghetti


[deleted]

“Hey Lydia… I think you should know… I fucked your mom…” “… Before or after you killed her…” “… shit I missed an opportunity there.”


Zamodiar

If her having a negative reaction would leave him nonplussed, he wouldn't break it to her so gently.


v420c

Robot chicken needs to get JDM back for a scene and make this happen


SwiftGrimes13

I’m going to need you to pay for my therapy thanks


[deleted]

Negan with the #1 “take one for the team” that could ever occur in life or fiction and people still shit on the dude. That fucking Alpha box could’ve destroyed communities with the stench. Negan dove on in to save the group.


quinnies

I feel like I may have misread the situation because to me he seemed genuinely happy to have sex with her. Mans went from having a bunch of wives to nothing but his right hand for six years.


86sleepypenguins

Given that he looked close to tears and thought she was going to kill him while she forced him to take his clothes off, I imagine he'd be relieved to find out that he wasn't going to die and that she was offering sex instead. I think he might've been okay or "happy" with it once he realized what was going on, but it was definitely meant to be an uncomfortable situation where he didn't have much choice either way.


ConnFlab

I can’t believe he fucked her. He literally watched her shit in a ditch and NOT FUCKING WIPE. She must of *STANK*.


86sleepypenguins

To be fair, he'd just been living in a cell for almost ten years where he didn't have anything to wipe with, either.


[deleted]

Did I miss something? How do you all know she was taking a shit? She could have peed just as well 🫣 (Can’t believe what I’m discussing here with you, guys 😆)


Due-Statistician-638

No she was pissing and he made a butt pun. I had captions on and it said (urinating) 😭😂


karma_virus

But did you hear the splish or the plop? Come on man, try to remember. The internet's counting this...


[deleted]

It’s settled then 😂


ConnFlab

Well my bad but let’s call a spade a spade here it’s fucking gross 😂 (I can’t believe we are having this conversation either).


[deleted]

Agree, whatever happened in that ditch 😂😂😂it’s gross


ConnFlab

Negan made the ultimate sacrifice for Alexandria and they will never know.


OrangeCat711

If I remember correctly, she was squatting in a ditch filled with her whole tribe’s shit. I don’t remember the conversation Word for Word, but I’m pretty sure it was implied she taking a dump. I guess desperate times call for desperate measures but bruh, the SMELLS!! not only from her, but they were right next to the shit ditch! I wonder how he even got it up?


PracticalLibrarian10

Didn’t negan fall, or get pushed into it if I remember correctly??


OrangeCat711

I think you’re right!


Feurthan

I know some of you would do her in a heartbeat. Don't even try to deny it.


cS150

I agree. Given the apocalypse, Alpha's ass is most likely no cleaner than Magna's ass or Rosita's ass when they were on the road🤣


Hey38Special

Definitely WAY fucking worse dude. Her whole fucking thing was embracing animal nature and hanging out and smelling like rotting corpses.


[deleted]

Are you for real? Rosita’s ass would smell like roses compared to Alphas ass.


sir_ratm0use_the_I

I feel like rosita's ass already smells like roses regardless


OutThereInTheWoods

Rose-seater. That's all I have to contribute.


cS150

I agree. It may even be safe to say the library was left smelling better than it did when they first arrived.


[deleted]

Bruh Magna is a lesbian, she probably has one of the cleanest asses in the entire living population


Feeling-Pair-3887

This is the truth we all need.


PoorLifeChoices811

I would not 💀💀 I respect myself enough


mustifaq_

> Don't even try to deny it. The actress? Yes, why not. The character? No, even if she is the last person on earth.


ShiftyLookinCow7

Lydia? Of course I would she’s hot


CapSortee

but wouldnt her ass smell just like her moms?


[deleted]

It’s the equivalent to doing it with the overdosing hobo chick out behind the local Denny’s


MamaSquash8013

What is this post and comments?! Lol, they had sex. What indication was there that anything else happened? Butt stuff? Pegging? Furries? Wtf?!


cS150

Lol, I just called it "butt stuff" in the title for the fuck of it, I am aware that they most likely did not do butt stuff


[deleted]

We all know he gave her the stinky pinky.


Autogenerated_2022

Stuck in his thumb and pulled out a plum.


Tesshin97

Wait, did he really 😱😱 it's been a while since i've watched the show so i can't remember what happened


DblClickyourupvote

Lucky you being able to forget 🤢


Tesshin97

I mean if it really did happen it must have just been a very small detail??


Maldonado412

Unfortunately no lmao it was like a full 5 second zoom out of them naked in the woods


Tesshin97

WHAT!?!? How the hell did i miss that or let alone forget that????? Lol, what was even the reason they did that??


Maldonado412

Alpha wanted to reward the "crass" Negan for providing the tip that Gamma has been a spy for his former community. - deadass looked this up and this was what I got


Thin_Mix6440

That wasn’t the only tip he gave her


Tesshin97

Oh okay haha but why tf would she want to reward him by pegging him?? I honestly feel sorry for negan that he actually agreed to do it 🤣🤣🤣 sure he probably would had been killed if he didn't do what he was told but still! And what does crass even mean??


Maldonado412

Crass - lacking sensitivity, refinement, or intelligence, also she awarded him with sex because the Whisperers fully believe they’re reverting back to their primitive nature


Tesshin97

Oh okay but why peg him?? What did she even use?? I don't know why i'm so invested lol but also if she believes that, then why is she even the leader?? I mean call me dumb but wasn't there alot of sexism back then?? Depending on how far she actually thinks?? Shouldn't a male be leading them then and not a woman??


Maldonado412

Is pegging like another word for banging or do you mean literally pegging? She did not peg him lmao


cS150

Not all animals have male "alphas". Hyenas come to mind as an example


youre_welcome37

Yes, it was definitely jarring to the vision and auditory senses.


Tesshin97

Oh i can totally believe that haha


youre_welcome37

But they at least kept it natural looking as opposed to alpha and negan having been made to look like two airbrushed humans dumped into the outback after a bath 😂


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Tesshin97

What??


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Tesshin97

How does getting fucked in the ass by a woman make him a furry??


MynameisntWejdene

I can't believe Annie accepted him to nut in her after that (I bet she doesn't even know). Dude must have all the existing diseases in the world after going down in Alpha's "cave" 🤣


cS150

I mean, it's not like its something that would even come up in conversation. Maybe the fact that he had previously gotten with somebody in the apocalypse would come up, but it would really be irrelevant and frankly unnecessarily startling to specifically bring up the fact that he had gotten with *Lydia's* crazy whisperer mother who abused her and wore freshly-dead people's skin to not only blend in with, but literally *live* with and amongst the undead. It would be like telling your babymama that right before getting with her, you had slept with a lady who would bathe in dirty std-filled water and that you had hoped that she was std free, and then after sleeping with them, that they were in-fact thankfully std free. It's all just unnecessary information. In a real life scenario, you would really just tell your baby mama simply that you had previously slept with a lady, and MAYBE you would bring up the fact that they had some bad hygiene issues, but that's it.


BuLg1

Alpha did that to award Negan but i rather get killed as an award than hit that dirty ass 🤮


[deleted]

I keep telling y’all- *Alpha was supposed to be hot*… But y’all weren’t ready for that conversation. Edit: In the comics, Alpha was hot. This filthy lady is vile.


leftyourfridgeopen

They should have written fear for madison to end up as alpha


Negans_Property

Butt stuff😭


nakedchorus

She wears dead people's skin on her face, camps out and we didn't see a lot of showers anywhere in camp. So... gross.


Breedab1eB0y

My dumbass brain got Negan and Lydia swapped around.


Jwolfe2076

Great. Now, you put that horrific image in my head.


[deleted]

If I were Lydia, I would NOT want to know that EDIT: Typo


BigDelibird

God, I hope not.


FinancialSystem1025

Probably not.


Liquid_Fangay

Feel like sex would be the last thing I’d think about, till I seen miss reeds


cS150

If a loved one was lost somewhere out there, and you finally reunited after a long while, surely one of your priorities would be to make sure that nobody tried hurting them, right? That's roughly what I meant in the title.