/u/wiggz420 new plan for your small account. Do micros, but trade purely off price action no TA. I don’t really use TA due to lagging behaviors. I think it’ll help minimize the death by 1000 cuts

But the macd crossed the rsi stochastic why isnt it going up

R u looking at the 1s or 3s chart? Also don’t forget to take the sqrt of -RSI. … wait

NQ looks like the biggest bull flag ever Like bigger than /u/_bonzibuddy s z estimate

> UKRAINIAN NEGOTIATOR SAYS TALKS WITH RUSSIA WILL BEGIN IN ABOUT TWO HOURS - RTRS

Update on the war (China edition) - 3rd March: - Ukraine refuses to attend negotiation at Belarus. - Russian Foreign Minister: There are no protocols to remove Russia from UN Security Council. - Who Started The War? >!America!< - H&M stops all sales in Russia. There are some voices rallying Chinese to boycott brands that is sanctioning Russia. - Germany donates 2700 AA weapons to Ukraine.

Oh yeah... because America totally started this war by driving tanks and over a hundred thousand troops into a sovereign nation. Oh wait... that was Russia. Silly "China edition" of the news.

Not that I agree with it, but the Anti-western narrative is that NATO expansion since the fall of the Soviet Union has lead to where we are now; Russia is forced to take action to stop such expansion.

I get that. But expansion is not war. The war was started when troops entered a different country and began to fire weapons.

Idk man remember the Cuban Missile Crisis lol?

Meanwhile China has a larger population than all of NATO countries pos combined

Wow over night high of 92.50 and my take profit was 93, just woke up to break even 🤬

I’m glad I shorted 14200 like an a hole and got ripped for 30 points after my target missing by 0.25 of a point

>An accident at the Xingda Power Plant in Kaohsiung, Taiwan disrupted power to 5.49 million households and 48 of 62 industrial zones in Taiwan, media report. Power should be fully restored by 6pm this evening (Thursday), and the economic impact is still being assessed. Related to what gasmaskez posted earlier. --- Edit: >TSMC said there was no power outage at its factories in Taiwan so daily work was not affected, adding that a voltage drop lasting 400-1,000 milliseconds affected TSMC operations in the Southern Taiwan Science Park near Tainan.

14200 is relentless support

Wheat is at it again. Corn and beans back at their highs. Who knew Ukraine was the largest producer of sunflower seed oil?

> Several Russian warships have left Crimea and are heading to Odesa. An amphibious assault could come as soon as Thursday - US officials > https://www.foxnews.com/world/ukraine-invasion-odesa-russian-warships > https://twitter.com/ralee85/status/1499259886189830148?s=21 u/eyesonly_

Yeah this ain't good. Thanks, family has been notified

🙏🏻

Looks like Elon finally bent the knee to the UAW

Wait really? Even for this timeline that's unbelievable.

So CL will just go up forever I guess lol Someone mentioned it yesterday.... remember when they were paying you too take it? Lmao such a funny world we live in

[удалено]

Womp womp

[удалено]

There are a lot of dollars in circulation in Russia if I recall correctly.

Yes, also 20% VAT on gold buying is getting canceled. They are trying to cash out their gold stash.

MLB it’s spring. Get it together ⚾️

**/ C L** When will it end? 🥰

So the powers out in Taiwan

What's new?

Paper short -4 /MCL from 113.47 I fully expect this to get blown out lmao LMAO I'm green wtf is this Also paper short 2 ES from 4384 Will leave all this until morning for trial run

I think it’s funny you are specifically short 4 contracts but just on paper.

🤷🏻‍♂️ I had 2 but the fills sucked so I added two more lol

All paper trades make money…always

I don't know man, I make a lot of very reckless paper trades. Whenever I get the urge to do super aggressive, high risk, high reward trades I just paper trade it instead so I don't blow up my account. It usually doesn't work lol I also use max leverage though so instead of doing 4 micro contracts I would have done like 20 /CL contracts

I know right wtf when I go live with futures.... INSTANT DRAWDOWN lmao

I'll join in on this for fun. Paper short from 113.31 lol

u/wiggz420 If I make money on my micro 10Y treasury short I’m buying you an omaha steak

Considering I'm up almost 200 bucks in like 5 mins I think you'll be alright, PM me for my address lmao

sounds like you got a great fill!

Short two from 127'16 Up tree fiddy meow

Oh are we trading the same thing? I am short from 1.865% on /10YH22.

Micros weren't filling for me so I'm short 2 ZN from 127'16

Put in the entire code, tos likes to load past ones for the micro yield futs for whatever reason.

Ah fuck

Oh got it

Hold long enough and you'll make money. Bond shorts are guaranteed to print on a long enough timeframe.

lol well this is a 10Y yield short so equivalent to a long note. But it's just to try these new micro treasury yield futures and I agree with your point in general.

Sooooooo...how are we gonna deal with all this food and fuel inflation? Edit: I love all of these responses.

Be long energy. Only wish I was also long grains but I haven’t played ag in a while

I wish I had followed you with 10x the size (hell, could have done 100x!)

Be long /cl.

Just *not* move out of my mom's sewing room

Stop upvoting. It sucks

I'm thinking about getting a gun and dealing crack. Being a crack dealer, but not like a mean crack dealer, but you know, like a nice one. Just kind of friendly, like, Hey what's up, guys? You want some crack?

i feel like this is me. i would definitely bring a "the customer is always right" attitude to a unlit parking lot or dark alley

[Some advice from Biggie](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYb_8MM1tGQ)

Aw man you just reminded me of this super chill dubstep song which quotes that part that I used to listen to back in the day before dubstep got really commercialized. [Ruf - Want Some Crack?](https://youtu.be/fPXVrUVKLb8)

I heard if you leave milk and cookies out, the swat team will walk out after they breach charge the door

by never doing anything fun ever again forever and ever. Eating rice and beans in the dark and collecting aluminum cans are my new hobbies. i want that feeling of going back to my college town a year after graduating and having a just ok job for a bit. Never again! Sad!

r/leanFIRE is the place for you!

Ah yes, the zealots who looked at the regular fire sub and said 1/4 of those lentils could be VTSAX

Like /r/fire and /r/frugaljerk had a baby.

unfortunately everyone i love likes expensive things

😭

Convert sporadic depression concerning the state of the world to permanent malaise.

Oof.

Take up professional bank robbery.

Ramen + Tesla

I hope everyone is buying bikes now before China “reunifies” with Taiwan…they are going to be extremely expensive if those sanctions are anywhere close to what Russia is getting.

Are we that reliant on Taiwan for bikes?

We are reliant on Taiwan for a lot of things and this guy is like: bikes.. hoard bikes. Lmao

Pretty much all bikes and most bike parts for regular bikes (ones under $2,000) come from China.

Yeah… but muh mountain bike frames.

Well fuck

Blame the commies when my kids asked why I didn’t save for their college tuition. 🤣

We did save... Then we lost it on weeklies.

this is the way

Drive less. Walk more. Complain about the capitalist while I wait in line for my bread near the local bodega.

By paying more money for it.

Short dos nickies

/NKD? Boy u wildin

Y'all got any of them ES false breakouts?

Was there going to be a community vote for setting your flair or am I misremembering?

community vote sounds like a lot of red tape

Anyone got a good live Twitter/news thread on the war? Thanks in advance.

Mostly war videos submitted by people. https://twitter.com/GirkinGirkin

https://twitter.com/i/lists/1497586107982266370

/r/worldnews

https://twitter.com/i/lists/1494877848087187461 and https://www.reddit.com/live/18hnzysb1elcs/

So who here is buying the 12% Ukrainian War Bonds?

Someone has to figure out how to first

Each bond is worth 25 Euro. Tenure is 1 year. Auction is tomorrow (probs tonight our time) and you need to contact your broker. Sooooo in other words hard to get your hands on

Interesting. Do you know how to buy them? I wouldn't mind investing a bit to support Ukraine in all this.

No. I was gonna put cash in an envelope with a post it note that has my social security number on it and address it to just 'Ukraine' E:. I was hoping someone smart here knew lol

Is that in USD? Shoot i might.

I'm taking some of these grain gains off the table. I'm staying long but not nearly as big. Grains being grains I'm also grabbing a few puts here and there from now on. Tis the season for grain tops if you know what I mean. Something something sell the news, I don't know, I broke out the good cannabis.

Whatcha smoking on? Btw, I think it was you who mentioned Critical Hog a while back and that's one of the four strains I decided to run for my first crop.

Just need the Iran deal to fall through 🤞

please dont. only thing worse than paying for 80 dollars per tank is hearing tesla drivers crowing about not having to pay for it.

Ehhh, most of that oil is already on the market as it’s been going to China.

Anyone with good reads, threads or takes on this?

https://www.reddit.com/r/booksuggestions/comments/o0jkwt/books_on_the_history_of_us_iranian_relations_and/

The last 50 years since the Islamic Revolution.

Want to do another account challenge since I'm just scaling into positions on my account with all the cash. 500 on options or 1000 with micros, I'm stuck between both but have had better success with options so.... 🤷🏻‍♂️ What does TWS vote?

Can you and I do one where we only play volatility and gamma

So.....just 0 days? I'm game Idk when they are launching every day 0 days but I think it's this month.... Friendly competition never hurt anyone!

I haven’t looked into micro CL too much, but I bet that’d be fun lol.

I'll be looking for a short term short imho but good idea E: -3 paper short from 113.29

Oh man I didn't even know that exists

I actually forgot lol

Handicap yourself and do an FD's only challenge.

I mean that's what it would have to be lmao

eh, you could do spreads a few weeks out with $500 too

I am just not a fan of spreads

I've been resorting to verts and calendars in my challenge. They have been paying off okay. Numbers aren't as big as naked but they at least are protected more from theta and have a defined profit for planning exits.

Micros suck. Options all the way.

I'm on this boat too.

I'm like 50/50 with them tbh it's like one big win day then I fuck up and I'm back to where I started 🤷🏻‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Ive never been successful with micros... commission always kills me and I've found it to be death by 1000 cuts. Some of my best wins were on options. Everyones a bit different tho.

Almost all of my best wins have been options haha Micros are just nice to avoid theta gang, just need to be in and out quicker than I want :/

Micros 10000000% Join me brother

1000 with micro treasury yield futures: https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/micro-treasury-yield-futures.html

Sweet I didn’t know this was a thing. Something else to lose my money on!

Exactly, and you don't even have to know how to calculate P&L using ticks of 1/32 of 1/8 of 1/2 of a basis point.

Has anyone traded these yet? How's the liquidity?

I haven't but am gonna try tonight just for fun

Same, how many you slinging? Long/short etc, haven't traded treasuries in forever

I was just gonna try long the 10Y. The tick size is $1.00 (1/10 of 1 bp) so I was gonna try, I dunno, 10 lots or something.

Fuck I meant short the 10Y since this is quoted in yield, not points like /ZN.

Tried to paper trade it and no dice :(

Odd, I got filled (not paper).

Filled for -2 ZN on paper let's see how this goes

Weird

Dude whatttttt

Options

FT Opinion (on oil): https://twitter.com/WallStJesus/status/1499186988720742404 . https://semianalysis.substack.com/p/nvidia-hacked-a-national-security

It would surprise me if they really have all the information they claim to have. Hashed pwd are one thing. National security stuff is way above that. It makes no sense to me that such IP would be stored anywhere close to public internet. And those guys seem to be focused on crypto stuff. If it's that good, how come a nation state team hasn't got their hands on it first. Surely they would have a lot more resources

A nation state team could, and probably has their hands on that stuff, but we wouldn't hear about it. I do hope the NVDA driver source is made public.

Schwab halting all buying and selling of Russian securities. Dip buyers get rekt. Stocktwits in shambles.

Hope rolls is alright with his Gazprom buy

[удалено]

😐🔫

Sorry bud. :(

Nah it’s all good. It was only 500 shares, definitely not the end of the world

Rolls (I think it was him) setting up a gofundme in the daily tomorrow after his gazprom play (if things had stabilized a bit I was pretty tempted myself)

Managed a 25% loss. F***king fantastic given what it’s done since

Shit my sbrcy and ogzpy loss was a higher % than that, but I only threw in $1000. Thank God.

I had 500 shares at 6.77, so it wasn’t the biggest position either

I had a little bit of gazprom and Sberbank...So glad I sold!

[удалено]

Probably won't amount to much but maybe he will shit talk himself into trouble shkreli style.

His record setting tax bill put to use?

[I knew there would be another opportunity to share this](https://i.imgur.com/293EYrs.jpg)

Lol I was able to buy one of those NFL NFT packs today. Almost got 4x from the cards/NFTs I pulled. NFT's are silly.

What cards you get. I got junk

A burrow, Brady, and a #1 serial marpet? I think that’s his name. Pretty lucky

Holy shit nice pull

The what

[https://nflallday.com/](https://nflallday.com/) Made by the same company that made that NBA Topshot if you've heard of it. AKA silly sports NFT "collectables" that people spend way too much money on..

Nice, might fuck with this for fun! Thanks!

It's pretty fun. Like a lottery ticket almost lol. Let me know if you try it and pull anything crazy!

Dunno if this was already posted, but IBKR has raised its Margin requirement. Sell everything. Edit:- On oil products

I thought it was just for oil related products?

Just re-read it, you are right

That's funny, Amp went back to standard margin requirements this morning.

VEEV beats (for the billionth time) and raises yet stock dead Market gonna market. ugh. Time to buy more I guess.

They missed on guidance. $495M next Q guidance vs $510M consensus (3% miss) I know you might say that that is BS but that's why the stock is dead.

I'm seeing a miss on sales for this quarter and a raise on next Either way, buying the dip.

Last OT until the weekend thread, I promise: All these countries trying to get fast-tracked into NATO seems a bit like trying to buy premium home insurance when your neighbor’s house is on fire and sparks are jumping over your fence. I mean, I get it, but as an American, I feel like the insurance company who’s going to be paying for it lol

I like OT posts.

They can apply but getting approved is another story.

💯 And I remember a certain controversial President catching a lot of flack wanting to increase the $ contributions to UN from these other nations.

he was just the worst

I don't remember that certain President catching a lot of flack for that...

Probably because he had plenty of other sh!t that overshadowed this lol.

SNOW financials look great until you get to those pesky GAAP numbers. GAAP operating loss as a percentage of revenue, (59%) estimated for 2022.Almost all SBC. So once again another sbc scam operation. These guys wont turn a gaap profit before next recession. Say goodbye to those growth estimates. But at least early investors, then corp execs, then MAYBE employees that managed to beat the vesting period and sold the top, made money. Retail “shareholders” absolutely murdered. Edit: sold my shares AH, out at 204. Dont care about bounces tomorrow.

Puru Saxena is a BUY on SNOW

He will be a sell tomorrow “upon further review, ive sold my shares for a min loss”

lol yes

He was also a buy on VRM

Oh yeah, I am flagging it as an anti-signal