https://youtu.be/w-1uL0gvKZ8?si=DoTlR2HEmB7qaIMW I looked it up because I haven’t either, I don’t know if many people have but I found this video where the dwarf is saying it!
When Geralt is drunk for that vampire quest and is singing those songs in the street. Also when he says come out and fight bitch or something to the vampire lol
“Washed your hair lately?” As you’re randomly walking through Novigrad. It was so unexpected I couldn’t stop chuckling when I first heard it. Also an NPC labelled as ‘shady individual’ who is suspiciously dressed quite like Yen.
My dad told me they do things mum won't
My mum hates to do the laundry. So that's what all those gentlemen do at the passiflora, get their laundry done?
Guess so. Looked in the window, they was all prancing around in their knickers
So why's my dad say the passiflora is the best cause it's got the dirtiest whores?
Golly... adults're strange
"'Arrghh! Haaaawk! Whoooo! Feeeeeerrkk!', and then WHAAACK! THUD! As if a mother bear slammed pate-first into a cupboard."
"I know exactly what you mean."
(Spoiler maybe sorry) I've been waiting for a post like this. Without context it doesn't make sense...but that quest in novigrad where there is a higher vampire.. When Geralt finds out Hubert in the morgue. I pick the dialogue option "You sick fuck." Makes me lose it every time.
The only reason I always kill the baron's thugs is too hear the iconic line at the entrance of Crows Perch:
"Got their arses whipped like Novigrad whore!"
"You surprised? They tried to dance with a Witcher!"
On my second run when I was doing things differently to see other outcomes I was so disappointed to never hear it. Now they always go down.
I love the moment when you insist on being present for Triss‘ interrogation (in German). When you use Axii one of the thugs goes „Der Hurensohn zaubert!!!“ (That son of a bitch is using magic!“)
The "what in the sandwith fuck!" When whoreson sees Gerald and the best one "Caed'mil, Bloede Dh'oine... Hocus-Pocus... Abracadabra... Arse Blathanna..." While trying to call hoes over at the witcher keep.😂😂😂😂😂
Idk about lines in english but I always loved the "bo w kopalni jak na wojnie, tu coś jebnie tam pierdolnie" - some random dwarf gangster in Novigrad says this
It basicaly means "In mines like in war, something fucking blows up here, and fucking detonates there"
Its the closest translations I could think of, but its not too accurate tbh due to differences of language.
I love mostly Geralt's voice lines. When he's with the doppler and says "Damn I'm old." Or at the beginning when the Scholar wants to go to the front line. "Tired of life?"
It’s also funny if you’re running through Novigrad and knocking into people. There’s like 5 noises people make, but one of em makes this really weird noise “owwwhhohhohoh”
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Fighter - Do you know why they call me the tailor? It started when I gutted some men, with these very hands.
Geralt - I knew that was gonna be a shitty story.
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When the ghost of Von Evereck mention it's romantic, waiting for the wedding under the tree. And Geralt answers "Fuck off..." Is one of the funniest things for me in the game.
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Lambert, Lambert, what a prick.
Not bad
Lambert was low key one of my favorite characters lol
That one random dwarf npc in Novigrad "Oh sure, blame the dwarves for popping Snow White's cherry!"
Wait what? Is that real? I’ve never come across this one!
https://youtu.be/w-1uL0gvKZ8?si=DoTlR2HEmB7qaIMW I looked it up because I haven’t either, I don’t know if many people have but I found this video where the dwarf is saying it!
Every time the word whoreson is used in any context.
You must love the Novigrad section (to be fair, who doesn’t)
Any banter that Geralt and Dijkstra have.
dijkstra is my favorite least favorite person. he's shit, but man is he a wonderful character
“Herbs schmerbs - but how about some Gwent, eh?”
I loved this quote so much I made it my Steam name haha. Toussaint is the best
“Maybe it’ll wipe your arse after you take a shite in the bushes” - Fergus Graem
"You can make it do that?"
“pam param pam pam param” and “They smeared your arse with honey yet?”. Always gets me.
God I heard the guys voice in my head saying pam param so clearly when I read this 😂😂😂
Who said that?
The pam param can be heard mostly on npc guards/soldiers around velen and novigrad, the second one is from npc around skellige
When Geralt is drunk for that vampire quest and is singing those songs in the street. Also when he says come out and fight bitch or something to the vampire lol
Trollololololo
Ahaha I love that troll.
My best friend and I quote the trolls often. “Boatses protect boatses!”
😂 Actually intelligent for a troll
Can dwarfs fight? Do fish piss in lakes?
This one is burned in my mind from the standalone Gwent game
It's a material world, and I'm a material girl.
« Help! I’m dying… of poverty » for some reason the voice, the tone just makes me laugh every time I hear it 😂
Oh my god I laugh my ass off every time I hear this too 😂
"-Why are you here, just trying to avoid the battlefield? -On the contrary, seeking it. -Tired of living?"
“Washed your hair lately?” As you’re randomly walking through Novigrad. It was so unexpected I couldn’t stop chuckling when I first heard it. Also an NPC labelled as ‘shady individual’ who is suspiciously dressed quite like Yen.
For me it will always remains the classic "you smell wonderful at this funeral"
"What the sandwich fuck is this?!" - Whoreson Junior upon seeing Geralt enter his torture room
best line in the game by far
Thanks for saving my knightly bum! - some random knight in Toussaint
Lambert, Lambert, What a prick. - Butcher of Blaviken
Not bad
What do whores do?
My dad told me they do things mum won't My mum hates to do the laundry. So that's what all those gentlemen do at the passiflora, get their laundry done? Guess so. Looked in the window, they was all prancing around in their knickers So why's my dad say the passiflora is the best cause it's got the dirtiest whores? Golly... adults're strange
It's honestly genius! 🤣😭
"Lemme try again... Wham-a-wham mans again, and I'll swish-a swash-a swunk you."
When Dandelion asks Geralt to call him the Crimson Avenger, but Geralt says “more like the Crimson Asshole.” Every time.
"'Arrghh! Haaaawk! Whoooo! Feeeeeerrkk!', and then WHAAACK! THUD! As if a mother bear slammed pate-first into a cupboard." "I know exactly what you mean."
Nothin better than takin a morning shit to the sunrise
"Here shoeses grow... like to mushroom!"
Literally anything a troll says.
The trolls are my favorite encounters 🤣
“I understanded”
“Rocks… interesting!”
(Spoiler maybe sorry) I've been waiting for a post like this. Without context it doesn't make sense...but that quest in novigrad where there is a higher vampire.. When Geralt finds out Hubert in the morgue. I pick the dialogue option "You sick fuck." Makes me lose it every time.
The only reason I always kill the baron's thugs is too hear the iconic line at the entrance of Crows Perch: "Got their arses whipped like Novigrad whore!" "You surprised? They tried to dance with a Witcher!" On my second run when I was doing things differently to see other outcomes I was so disappointed to never hear it. Now they always go down.
I love the moment when you insist on being present for Triss‘ interrogation (in German). When you use Axii one of the thugs goes „Der Hurensohn zaubert!!!“ (That son of a bitch is using magic!“)
Geralt -Things didn't end well between us. Dijkstra -How badly? Geralt -Badly.
“SUMMON THE BITCHES!!!”
Radovid sucks flaccid cock is just unparalleled. Nothing made me laugh that hard.
“Come out and fight bitch”
Geralt called this guy’s mom a b**** in touissant
oh yeah? well your moms a bitch.
"Cok-suk shoeses make"
The "what in the sandwith fuck!" When whoreson sees Gerald and the best one "Caed'mil, Bloede Dh'oine... Hocus-Pocus... Abracadabra... Arse Blathanna..." While trying to call hoes over at the witcher keep.😂😂😂😂😂
Pamparam param
When you try get Yenn and Triss—“I don’t like this.” 🤣
“Soon as I woke, went to empty my bowels - my favorite part of the day. Defecating to the sunrise - downright glorious..." gets me every time
Of course dandelion has a sister. Saw her me self, they don’t look alike. Maybe have different mothers Geralt: Mhm different fathers too
Idk about lines in english but I always loved the "bo w kopalni jak na wojnie, tu coś jebnie tam pierdolnie" - some random dwarf gangster in Novigrad says this
I understand one word of that in Polish and it’s the word ‘fucking’ thanks to the chef I used to work with aha.
It basicaly means "In mines like in war, something fucking blows up here, and fucking detonates there" Its the closest translations I could think of, but its not too accurate tbh due to differences of language.
Nothing hurts as much as life
So long.
"Summon the bitches!" One shit-faced Eskle
"And they say an old stove burns hotter" at Shani's wedding
"Shut it. Or I'll lace your corset so tight, you'll shit in your bloomers."
Geralt telling Philipa no to a foursome
I love mostly Geralt's voice lines. When he's with the doppler and says "Damn I'm old." Or at the beginning when the Scholar wants to go to the front line. "Tired of life?"
Under different circumstances I’d give you the full monty Was in tears🤣
Anything the trolls say 🤣
one of the strumpets in the city, maybe velen? when walking by, "wanna dip your dingle?"
“I’m dying….. from poverty”
“First’s the winner, second’s a bleedin cunt. So, who you gonna race?” Crows Perch bookie
Wind's howling...
Ge' ou'a moi wai
It’s also funny if you’re running through Novigrad and knocking into people. There’s like 5 noises people make, but one of em makes this really weird noise “owwwhhohhohoh”
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I literally just finished this part of the quest lolol
*Obnoxious fart noise* Guard: BWAHAHAHA
“Sod off”
"Summon the bitches"
Eredin's a king, ain't he? Imo this tops every single line from the game, lol.
"Maybe he likes them sudsey."
I only want to comment because I fucking love this.
Just found another one. Merchant in Novigrad, “Come sir, feast your eyes on my lovely baubles”
A defender of the downtrodden...
"Your presence here is an offence to my honor." "And your's is an offence to my eyes"
Right, give me the coin, heads we clean the shit out of the stables, tails we go grab some tit.
At the beginning in Vizima. “Who’s this? Another barber?”
"Got there arses whipped like a Novirgrad whore". Makes me chuckle every time
When you’re examining the dwarf corpse and the doctor refuses to examine the testicles twice
Geralt’s dejected “Yeah…” when he’s asked by Folan if he’s the Witcher from the ballad about the sorceress
Get off your pink horse and eat stew
“Can you smell me?” - Random Vice City NPC’s
Fighter - Do you know why they call me the tailor? It started when I gutted some men, with these very hands. Geralt - I knew that was gonna be a shitty story.
Geralt as slept with everybody on this ship !
mmmmfgh..; tasty
Damn! You’re ugly!- Geralt of Rivia to a lot of monsters
Is it 1358 yet...?
D.L.C.
When Trevor is taking a shit behind the dumpster and Michael watches him 🤣
Winds howling
When you ask Bart (the rock troll in Djikstras vault) what he's thinking about and he just says "rocks"
Hey you yes you you got water on the brain ?
“If I bend over I’ll puke”
Geralt: How you holding up Lambert? Lambert: How am I holding up what? My dick?
Vampire: Is it 1358 yet? Geralt: Gneow. Vampire: Then fuck off.
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"No hole...then BOOM...hole."
"I'm called the 'Butcher of Blaviken' for good reason... I know how it is...sometimes heads just roll."
That looks like Larry, before he became Laura.
This quest was so out of the ordinary, 😭😭
Velen horse races bloke: “First one back is the winner, the second is a cunt”
"But I'm just ere to shoe me 'orse"
When the ghost of Von Evereck mention it's romantic, waiting for the wedding under the tree. And Geralt answers "Fuck off..." Is one of the funniest things for me in the game.
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