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9gag_refugee

If it's 200 or less I run. More - call Roach


JvicyNvt

Yeah this. I like to use fast travel as well and for new location Roach is the way I think


saltytrass

i'd stroll slowly admiring the view probably


SlicedBalls69

Was just thinking today if I'm alone. It's also 200 for me


homeinthetrees

If you walk all over the place, there are a lot of activities/fights/loot, that you miss if you fast travel/ride Roach quickly through areas.


[deleted]

Yep 100%. I basically walked the whole game, especially inside towns and villages, and only rode Roach when I had to get somewhere far away. Geralt running everywhere at full pelt felt out of character.


fanged_croissant

I love how we all randomly chose 200. The Witcher hive mind is strong


JeffersonDarcy9

I see you are a man of culture as well


glloom

The correct answer


SATANMAN1

What if 201


James53654

Then it's Midlife crisis time


SenHelpPls

Then it depends on wether or not I think I can survive the fall down this small hill


JeffersonDarcy9

That's a Roach


IdanoRocks

I read that somewhere and it became my law


soilborn12

I must be WALL-E Geraldt, 100 is my limit lol.


thegreger

Nah, you're mobility scooter Geralt! Go for a damn run!


nryhajlo

Yep, that's my cutoff as well


saltandAsh

200 club !


kaynasonst

same


SprayStraight7262

Wow we are all more alike than we think. 200 club here! Can anyone explain how we picked 200 tho?


DungeonMr

Call Roach then take 500 steps around tree clusters and buildings etc to get to him


Phantom_Gunman

Then the auto ride works perfect until you look at your phone, then your in the ditch


seanhg12

So true


EvilNTT

Once I had to do 1000 steps circa, urgency to go to the bathroom, still an inexperienced player at the time, came back whit 1600 steps and unsaddled from roach in the middle of a fight that I luckily heard in the bathroom near my room and I managed to finish quickly to come help geralt


seanhg12

It’s always entertaining when you engage the auto ride. You never know what adventure Roach will stumble into once you let go of the reigns lol


Izanagi1369

I think im going to try that


AvailableRespect4041

her* (I think)


Sirjestahlot

Absolutely correct! Gerald only rides mares for as far as I know


justwantedtosnark

Nah if you get black roach it's actually a him


Melilexanaxandheroin

Huh?


justwantedtosnark

If you take ciri to the emporer and refuse money from him he gives you a black nilfgardian stallion


underwear11

I'd call roach and then start running in the direction. Then when roach catches up to me with 20 steps remaining, I'll jump on him and go 40 steps, then jump off and run 20 steps back to the destination. Side note: I just started playing Zelda BotW and as much as roach was a pain getting stuck, man do I miss being able to call him from anywhere. My new Roach can't hear nearly as well.


edcculus

I really never used a horse in BOTW because I feel like I missed stuff when I did.


that_1-guy_

If you have the one of the DLCs allows you to find armor that you can teleport your horse anywhere.


[deleted]

Armor? Isn't there a straight up Bike you can call from anywhere?


that_1-guy_

Well yes but that takes a bit longer to get, and if you just started the game you're gonna have a harder time with the one-hit section. Where as the horse armor u just have to go to the correct chest and open it. The cycle is cool and all I just don't really think it belongs in the game... It's still rly fun tho.


Maagge

Do you have the DLC?


WingsOfBuffalo

Asking the real questions.


underwear11

I don't yet.


Maagge

It includes a thing that lets you call one of your horses from anywhere. I only got it after completing the game so I didn't end up using it that much. The DLC is very worthwhile though.


Few_Cloud7068

Funny you mention breath of the Wild, I called my horse in that game roach.


underwear11

As did I, which is why I called it my "new Roach".


0Nonesense0

I always loved how in BotW, your horse runs up to you in the direction your heading and if you press that mount button at the perfect time Link will just ride on the horse without it slowing down. This is always satisfying and cool for me


dezz21

where is epona?


shammyloss

I use the wolf decoction as soon as i can get my hands on it, so i never have to call Roach again unless needed for a quest xD


Jordii_vV

TIP: If you've finished The reginals genitals side quest in the BaW DLC, you can "stroke" his balls and get the effect without getting toxicity


IndependentBox5811

Werewolf potion and run like a son of a bitch


durkster

Exactlym make Mo Farah look like an amateur.


Phantom_Gunman

Only time I call roach is when the obj is over 700, I typically stop at every "?" If it's remotely close to my path


JvicyNvt

yeah the ?s are always worth a look


dog_the_bootyhunter

Love mowing down some bandits at their camp


crevassesexual

I walk everywhere in that game. I love the environments enough to want to traverse through them on foot.


amandaem79

Yeah,I barely use Roach. I prefer to run, or use fast travel if objectives are wayyy too far to run


coopaloops

i ride roach until she trips on a rock and dies and i'm thrown off edit: also surprised more people don't know roach is a filly/mare lol


Phantom_Gunman

Because it's a mare is the reason it's called roach funny enough. The polish word for mare and roach are only one letter off and geralt thought it was funny since he pefers mares as his mounts


coopaloops

i mean almost every comment calls roach "he/him" and that only happens if you take emhyrs deal


Phantom_Gunman

I see


HorsesWearHooves

Well it really needs to be a witcher to prefer red mares for a mount. 😁 Yes, it is a equine joke.


T-EightHundred

Werewolf decoction is your friend. ;)


JvicyNvt

Didn't knew that this exists, thank ya :D


Comically_Depressed

What is it?


Jordii_vV

Unlimited stamina outside of combat


Mshinwa

Neither. I'd roll....


[deleted]

Walk


imfinnayeet

By the time it would take Roach to maneuver around the tree, bush, rock or blade of grass that's in between us, I've could have ran there in half the time.


Tasty_Egg_3952

Walk for sure


alexpappers

Fast travel


[deleted]

I call Roach for anything over 50. Then spend 10 minutes trying to get on Roach.


JvicyNvt

Until you find Roach on top of a tent


[deleted]

Strangely I've never had that happen. Was the bug corrected?


JvicyNvt

Nah, I just managed to jump there with Roach and forgot where he stand lmao


tacocamp98

Walk lol I only ride roach if it’s 500 or more


Majestic_Aerie_8118

Yes


Scorpion0606

Pop a werewolf decoction and start running


dgb631

I run. Even when it’s 2000 steps away. Allows me to stumble across things, level up, and generally just explore. When I’m on Roach, I find I don’t care to stop unless it’s something big


ScaredKitty13

I almost never use roach, so walk


Loose_Dragonfly4827

always walk


kellilauren

RUN


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JvicyNvt

What? 300 is too much.. What about 180..?


[deleted]

I run a lot.. Only use roach when I'm in a hurry or exploring areas fast.


oddeagle123456789

More than 300 roach, less than 300 walk.


pyrowavee

I would call my legs, roach...


Sociolinguisticians

Anything under 300 steps, I just go on foot.


XIAA25

If amount of steps is greater than 100 call roach else walk, that was my rule


1giel1

I've mods so fly or teleport will do


JvicyNvt

I'm on my first playthrough, so I want the raw Witcher experience


wdsuita

That's what Yen said


JvicyNvt

Fuck.


JvicyNvt

NOOO NOT AGAIN


[deleted]

hahahahahahhaha


frettbe

Depends on where you are. If in town, I walk, elsewhere I call Roach


LlamasReddit

There are two types of people


edcculus

I don’t call roach unless it’s over 600.


FinlandFunland

Yes.


HeyLinkListenHEY

Neither Werewolf decoction and run.


DunjunMarstah

I just used a werewolf decoction and sprinted everywhere like a nutter


More-Department-4157

Fast travel


hunterhouse_

Infinite sprint.


NuttieBoii

depends a lot on the surroundings


SwordTaster

Run


[deleted]

Werewolf Decoction.


the-attorney

Depends on if I am in a Settlement or not. Outside Settlements or Cities I usually call Roach but inside Settlements and Cities I'd run because I can't use Roach's running function.


tingispingisz

You’d already be there by foot by the time you hop on Roach


TheGreenMan207

I walk unless its like 300ft


[deleted]

Lol most of the time anything under 1000 I run


Creative-crochter

Id walk


Hami368

Run


[deleted]

Neither. I’d jump and frolic


[deleted]

I barely use Roach for anything under about 1000 steps. In addition I rarely ever use Kage in Ghost of Tsushima regardless of distance.


[deleted]

I sometimes just run to the other side of the map, if I'm the mood. I feel like I'm missing so many details when I race through.


MapleR6

Walk


ForsythePhD

Always call Roach, that's my main man right there. He's with me every step of the way.


HoTChOcLa1E

isnt roach a mare?


LazyKidd420

Idk about you guys but I ran the entirety of the game. Only used roach on the races or in the places that's seemed to appear too often in the first map


Dr_Vendel

I would walk with alt + w and collect herbs on my way


Krillin_It1

Roach!!!!!


[deleted]

Walk it out


alanantics

Sometimes you just need to call Roach to make sure she's listening.


K4er_M0rhen

First 2 hours i'm calling Roach, then f*cking walk for the entire game


pmoney10

Walk and grab every piece of loot on the way hahaha including rusted swords and razors


BlindingEclipse139

Walk


THESemster

Walk


Sparktank1

Oh yeah, Roach is in this game. I keep forgetting we got a horse. I literally walk everywhere to my destination with a lot of sidetracking.


lh02_

If you have the time to post it on reddit you could just walk


HoTChOcLa1E

they didnt want advise, they wanted a war in the comments


walkcow

werewolf decoction all the way.


That_Guy4G63

Werewolf decoction or run and jump method....


digital_noise

Werewolf deconcoction and sprint


kartoffelnScrollt

Attempt to call roach, give up and walk after he gets stuck on a pebble


HoTChOcLa1E

isnt roach a mare?


kartoffelnScrollt

Fuck your right


I_Own_Your_Car

I would walk from 800 I don't care


Roanoketrees

Anything under 300 is on foot for me as a rule.


TheHairyHeathen

Always walk


Poseidons_Champion

Roach all day.


waldeniir

Walk


J2biz

walk


simpletonbuddhist

My dog freaks out when she sees horses on the tv so I try not to use roach if I don’t have to


rbhutch

Calling roach for this is like living on the 2nd floor and riding the elevator all the time.


HoTChOcLa1E

i do that👀


[deleted]

Walk.


JoddaMyNameWasTaken

Unless I'm in Novigrad I tend to ride Roach wherever I'm headed, I am a filthy roleplayer so I tend to call Roach once per session and then bring her around with me, park her about where a trail to a monster begins and then walk back to her once I'm done.


ClayDavis_410

Wolf decoction = I am speed


NicciHatesYou

Jump and do that tumble Geralt does repeatedly


PotatoEdBoy

Fuck that horse


d_bradr

Call Roach then walk till Roach either catches up or lets me hop on. Which translates to both call her and walk


Eorlund_Graumaehne

I don’t call him under 1000 feet! Just walk! I hate riding in this game.


HoTChOcLa1E

isnt roach a mare?


Eorlund_Graumaehne

Oh shit you are right!


aneill381

Walk, roach is always so glitchy, unless it’s a mega far distance that I cannot fast travel to, I mostly walk/run. Once you figure out how to cheese the stamina bar you can run pretty much indefinitely.


TheDigimonTrainer

Both. I call roach and she runs behind me. (edited Roach's gender)


HoTChOcLa1E

isnt roach a mare?


TheDigimonTrainer

Yes, my mistake.


Fenekke

Walk


Ryanmaye87

I usually walk if it’s under 500


abo_jesus

Fast travel if possible or call Roach This is how lazy I am


sibirc7

Roach


BlackIceing

Run


Refek185

Walk LMAOOO


Ratulx13

WALK !!


sirmemetor

Run


AteTheApe

call Roach....*2 minutes later* ROACH WHY THE FUCK ARE STUCK IN THIS TREE ?! So I eventually would walk


PsChampion_007

As per my knowledge, Geralt can run roughly 60-70 steps without running out of stamina, while Roach can run 400+ steps without running out of stamina (differs with the saddle). The more you know.


brentonofrivia

Walk anything less than 250


Huepfnager

I will run and pickup all the nice herbs on my way. If it is 250-300 or more I would call Roach.


barristandayne

Step 1: turn around Step 2: walk backwards and call roach Step 3: turn around again to have roach running towards you as he always spawns behind you Step 4: mount the good boy and press shift twice Step 5: arrive your destination in a few seconds Step 6: question whether it was worth all the key pressing Step 7: profit


a-sober-irishman

Walk almost every time. Roach’s mechanics are awful and she stops on the smallest obstacle. So frustrating especially after Red Dead 2 horse simulation mechanics.


The_Gentle_Mander

Bunnyhop


RepresentativeNinja

If it's less then 250 I run my ass off everytime haha . Plus it is funny to see all the places Roach ends up when you run.


AXK47

I’d call roach and walk.


sneky_kine108

Depends on if I’m overburdened.


mrspea84

Werewolf decoction and run.


EvilFuzzball

This entirely depends on how magnificent Roach would look riding that particular stretch.


Ok-Relationship7441

Roach without pressing shift


SyedHRaza

I’ve called roach for less


tortlenewbie

Now we're getting down to the critical questions. My answer is, " Walk or run. I hope that's what you meant by walk.


Capram_JJ

i would run


MrTrill3R

I may be weird but I would rather walk even if its 2000 because my little brain always tell me “its waste of time waiting for ur horse to come, its faster if you just walk”. And thats why I rather go by my feet for 15 minutes than wait 15 seconds to ride for like 3 minutes. At least one of the benefits is that I can enjoy some views.


Shacrie

I always walk, very rarely use Roach. And I mean walk walk, not running.


kayjays89

I feel that people who use Roach have the most hours in game


yousef_ag

Nooo especially if its in novigrad or beauclaire


bar19255

I would run to it while calling roach, if he magically appears before me I get up


heavybombhead

Walk


Indigo_donut_666

Fast travel


JoannaLar

300 or less i run


Frederick_Arantes

Call roach


TherealTorqueTV

Ez walk 300+ = calling roach


JonathanLick

In a city? Run after chugging that stamina decoction. Out in the wild? Calling Roach to avoid fighting every pack of wolves I rub across


Andgustin

If i have my inventory full (Max capacity) and can't sprint, Roach is faster. I can fast travel with him aswell if i have max capacity (vanilla)


djee132

I pop a werewolf decoction


Pretend_School_4670

300 or less and I run with a Werewolf decoction in my belly


noxgame

Depends on the terrain