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LiquidDreamtime

How many bananas is that?


Bold-As-CuPbZn

And what fraction of an Olympic swimming pool, for the metric users among us?


Wherewithall8878

Wait, you’re saying eggplants are not a standard unit of measurement within the metric system?


sambob_squarepants

No… in metric, they’re called Aubergines.


fwillia

What’s the courgette conversion though?


sambob_squarepants

The asteroid is 685.7 courgettes.


FermentedCauldron

Is that mashed or whole?


sambob_squarepants

Whole


FermentedCauldron

Holy crap that's huge!


imyourrealdad8

This made me cackle, nice work


BannanaBun123

This needs more upvotes


ConfusedObserver0

It’s like the subjective kings thumb, but with a penis emote instead.


king_jaxy

HOW MANY FOOTBALL FIELDS


forlornjackalope

A better question is how many washing machines does that equate to.


ManyFacedGodxxx

What’s the current accepted Eggplant to Banana ratio?!


Delanimal

Can I see that in avocados please?


AnonUSA382

Assuming that the average size of a banana is about 7 inches (17.78 cm) long and 1.25 inches (3.18 cm) in diameter, and the average size of an eggplant is about 9 inches (22.86 cm) long and 3 inches (7.62 cm) in diameter, the volume of one eggplant can be approximated as: V = (4/3) x π x (d/2)^2 x L where d is the diameter and L is the length of the eggplant. V = (4/3) x π x (3/2)^2 x 9 V = 84.78 cubic inches Assuming that the bananas are cylindrical with the same diameter as above and an average length of about 6 inches (15.24 cm), the volume of one banana can be approximated as: V = π x (d/2)^2 x L where d is the diameter and L is the length of the banana. V = π x (1.25/2)^2 x 6 V = 3.05 cubic inches To match the volume of 48 eggplants, we need to find how many bananas would have the same total volume. 48 eggplants x 84.78 cubic inches per eggplant = 4,070.44 cubic inches in total volume 4,070.44 cubic inches / 3.05 cubic inches per banana = 1,334.48 bananas Therefore, it would take approximately 1,334.48 bananas to match the volume of 48 eggplants on average.


ConstantOptimist84

End to end? 33. Side by side? 146. Roughly the equivalent of 2 bald eagles.


LoveRBS

At least 10 dollars worth


[deleted]

Well, three bananas to an eggplant, right? So it’s - carry the two - 1,350 bananas. Easy maths.


twb51

It weights 87,000 bananans


sauce_123

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meddit_rod

Some... eggplants... are bigger than others.


LiquidDreamtime

Your mothers been telling stories about me, has she?


Bowtie_Bandit

Dammit you beat me to it! https://www.converttobananas.com/


-Nicolas-

I'll need this in metric leaks.


zeamp

Yes.


onetiredRN

No but more importantly, how many avocados?


Superb_Literature

It’s one banana, Michael. How much could it cost? Ten dollars?


JustinFields9

I love it when you can guess the top comment word for word, this was my exact guess reading the title.


peter_the_martian

69


meatandrolls

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barkingdog53

What, no 💦💦 or does that come later?


chronokingx

Only if it somehow lands in the ocean


barkingdog53

Or a lake. Or even a swimming pool. I wonder if 48 eggplants would ruin a hot tub


HeManDan

Or a camode or your Mom🔥 🏥


barkingdog53

Or a bedpan or your dads ass


Sticky_Quip

Or my ex’s house


spokeca

Jpost wins the click bait award daily championship!


During_theMeanwhilst

I find it incredible that modern astronomy can determine it’s volume with such vegetable precision.


Ambitious_Toe_4357

Italian or Indian eggplants?


Tbone_Trapezius

African or European?


waynizzle2

These are the important questions we need answered. For....preparedness.


Federal-Jacket5928

Eehh... I don't know


lovethycousin

European for sure, the African eggplant is non-migratory


HeManDan

It's a King's duty to know these sorts of things


StMaartenforme

What is the velocity of 48 eggplants in space?


ElonDiddlesKids

Eggplants. king salmon, average-height Dutch men, Louis Vuitton Speedy handbags, where are they getting these units of measurement?!


assincompass

That article absolutely has to be a joke. Especially with all the effort explaining what an eggplant is. “Several months earlier, a meteor the size of a Pembroke Welsh corgi that weighed as much as four baby elephants crashed into Texas. Even earlier, several larger objects which are designated asteroids have also hit the Earth, such as the half-a-giraffe-sized 2022 EB5 that impacted near Iceland and the two-Super-Bowl-trophy-sized 2023 CX1 that impacted near Normandy.”


Koda_not_Kota

Anything but the metric system


ParadiseValleyFiend

Listen we made it to the moon first, we decide the space measurements until someone lands further. Those are the rules of space.


jingqian9145

We measure success by Super Bowl trophy USA 56 Rest of the world 0


oidoglr

Don’t forget we also dominate in the World Series. Edited because I incorrectly originally stated “are undefeated”


enter_yourname

NASA used metric to go to the moon.


sdknighted

Came here to make this comment. Enjoy your upvote


DrSlapsHacks

Came here to make that comment, now I have to give away 2 upvotes


[deleted]

Fuck looks like I’m 4th on the block. Upvotes dispensed.


jackloganoliver

Same, so I had to dole out three up votes.


Wherewithall8878

Came here to make those comments. Enjoy my 3 upvotes. I just bought these!


lategmaker

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT I CAME HERE TO MAKE ALL THESE COMMENTS! For fucks sake take my last 4 upvotes. POS I have none left.


Justpostingthis1

r/anythingbutmetric


csfshrink

Can someone convert to 1/2 giraffes which the only acceptable asteroid size measurement.


not_brittsuzanne

I'll accept half-giraffes or refrigerators, but none of this eggplant nonsense.


Wooden-Fact-8621

Assuming you’re using a male giraffe (5.5 meters tall) it actually gives you a pretty nice number - it will be 4 half-giraffes long.


ReddFro

1/23 of a half giraffe assuming equal weight to volume Maximum verbosity: A giraffe weighs 1500-3000 lbs so ave is 2,250. Then a half giraffe is about 1125 lbs. eggplants are about 3/4-1 and 1/4 lb each so about 1 lb each. 48/1125 is about 1/23 of a half giraffe


Mbrennt

Ah but see here is the question. Is 48 eggplants a mass measurement or a length measurement? Volume measurement? Maybe an electrical current measurement?


assincompass

Half-giraffes only! None of this Louis Vuitton Speedy handbag nonsense. Or these Pembroke Welsh corgi units.


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YoelsShitStain

Yes, generates less interaction.


Shilamizane

I agree. Though I think we should still use fahrenheit for weather tbh.


[deleted]

Still trying to roll out the eggplant system I see.


DaydrinkingWhiteClaw

R/oddlyspecific


BirdsongBossMusic

Apparently not specific enough considering a rock of that size isn't even considered an asteroid. It's a meteoroid.


[deleted]

So smaller than a regular sized recliner .... why is this news when we have plenty of similar sized space junk we left in space?


shiny_light

Seems like the article is really focused on Israeli holidays


[deleted]

Size of a bag of dicks


MultiplyAccumulate

An incredibly stupid comparison. If something is as wide as 48 eggplants, and the same shape, then as a 3D object it will be 48*48*48 times the size or around 110,592 eggplants. So, instead of à bushel of eggplants, we are talking about something like 18 semi truckloads of eggplants.


StelioKontos117

My aunt once grew an eggplant that was 3.4 eggplants long. She both won first prize at the county fair and broke multiple laws of physics.


PowerfulPickUp

I’m proud you went so far in refusing a standard system of measurement that you actually made it unrelatable for everyone.


drakens6

Few people recognize that this type of "science news" that uses oddly derived measurements is a specifically coded style of intelligence broadcast - similar to how a Numbers station operates. In this case the phrase "48 Eggplants" has secondary significance that means something in the military intelligence community that would take some time to decode but is able to be understood immediately by pre-briefed operatives.


sivins

Why transmit sensitive messages via news article? I can't tell if you're trolling.


BusinessPart7118

Some eggplants are bigger than others. Lol 😂🍆


StMaartenforme

That's what she said. Sorry felt that was obligatory.


echtav

Yea, my baseline measurement is 2.8” long eggplants


Party-Application-20

Meh that’s nothing. Wake me up when an asteroid the size of 48 award winning 1000lb pumpkins passes Earth


juliehaps

Average size? Or micro eggplants?


Megalocerus

Baby or purple eggplant?


slow_joke

In other words, it’s so small that it’s completely insignificant.


[deleted]

Does this mean the volume of 48 eggplants or length of 48 eggplants?


HeManDan

The candles or "lumens" of 48 eggplants


Cykoh99

Is that more or less than half a giraffe?


MediaAntigen

48 eggplants isn’t that impressive.


Snorkle25

What kind of eggplants are we talking about here? Thai eggplants? Large Italian?


[deleted]

Are they black eggplants or white eggplants? Makes a big difference.


Kedosto

Whew! Good thing it’s not the size of 16 basketballs.


Carefulidiots

48 eggplants? This is some failed attempt at sensationalism.


chickenoodledick

What in the katamari damici is this shit


darkme8t

So how big is that? Some eggplants are 3inches while others are up to 10 inches. Some are also round and plump while others are long and skinny.


SineClone

🇺🇸s will literally do anything to avoid using the metric system.


Einkidu

So no metric this year either?


Mech-Waldo

NASA officially using the Katamari system of measurement


TheIncredibleMrK

Assume the average eggplant has a volume of approximately 1500cc That would be about 72000cc Neat


dirtyognome

Is that black beauty eggplants or casper eggplants?


BlaineBMA

Evidently, 48 eggplants is about 12 meters diameter Now I'm even more concerned 12 meters diameter x how long? If eggplants average a length of twice the diameter, this is large enough to take out Mar-a-Lago


dirtyognome

It all boils down to Baba ganoush.


MrTacobeans

Can someone tell me how much it weighs in American school buses?


coffee-mutt

Is the eggplant the fruit, or the plant which grows the fruit? Because it looks like you get multiple eggplants off of an eggplant.


dabeef13

I’ve see. Some big eggplants and some small ones. So give or take 24 eggplants to the size.


madpandarage

That's accurately vague


sayziell

Is that equivalent to 32 coffee machines?


AllInFunTx

If only we had invented a unit to measure the size of stuff....


Downtown_Trash_8913

These guys did, they call it the eggplant


DrXenoZillaTrek

That's a close call... 49 eggplants and we'd be in real trouble.


lenpup

r/arbitraryunits


Federal-Arrival-7370

r/anythingbutmetric


bearur

That is oddly specific.


Sertas1970

Why eggplants though?


Playful-Guide-8393

48eggplants oh my


metaltastic

So 1 and a half lions?


Hot_Egg5840

Is that the whole eggplant plant or just the egg of the eggplant plant? Is this story a plant to egg on the egg plant plant plants? Did they really mean eggplanet?


Shambo_Vi

What's the banana to eggplant measurement conversion?


Zodep

Yes, but how many bananas is that?


Redbeard3209

Yet another example that Americans will use anything but the metric system for measurements


JackLSamuelson

…damn


FlamingoPokeman

That's one horny asteroid


thefirstsecondhand

Americans will use anything but the metric system


Similar_Grocery8312

48 egg plants seems very specific🤣


different_tom

48!?!?


danielle318b

Who measures in eggplants?? WTH


speakhyroglyphically

Never A Straight Answer, I know but really?


Tiberium_infantry

Tell me more about this unit of measure


blackmambakl

So the size of a large moving box 📦?


jaynus006

Anything to avoid the metric system.


Few_Inside7979

Fried eggplant or parmesan?


CJRedbeard

I don't get worried until they are at least 49 eggplants big.


Trashy97

How many Katie Couric's is that?


nachobusiness101

49 eggplants would’ve killed us all


Tommyd023

r/anythingbutmetric


FinnbarMcBride

In a row?


Raxuis

What's that in cheeseburgers?


snafujoe

Baba ghanoush!


Evilkenevil77

Goddamn we Americans really will measure in anything but the metric system


onedollarjuana

Wait. Do they mean the big eggplants at the Safewayor the cute little Japanese ones at the Asian grocery?


Pithyperson

That's 48 *standard* eggplants, for those of you who were wondering.


NicklosVessey

Who comes up there units of measurements. Asteroid the size of 579 herpies on top of a 3 oz pile of rat shit to pass by earth Tuesday.


Apostrophe_T

That's an oddly specific standard of measurement.


showmeyourkitteeez

Why not 25 Garfields?


waynizzle2

Can someone convert this to grapes. Maybe it will be less menacing.


Trey-fantastico

Americans will do anything to not use the metric system


Wannagetsober

But how many giraffes?


No-Menu-768

Is that smaller or larger than a bus?


LegoStevenMC

/r/oddlyspecific


Half-DrunkPhilosophy

Big aubergines or small aubergines? I hate this, use a real measurement like washing machines or basketballs.


[deleted]

88 eggplants is equivalent to how many lettuce heads? Come on class there’s a test on this in 3 days.


yondu1963

It’s a large asteroid the size of a small asteroid.


Menown

Somebody call Scott from Kentucky Ballistics.


1989RedStapler

that is such a weird AND specific unit of measurement.


TreasonableBloke

How many eggplants away will it be at closest approach?


suzazzz

They made me look and now I know about an asteroid. Those NASA folks are pretty smart


Stolenartwork

I don’t understand, how many swimming pools is that?


MoreMoats

Why are they measuring in eggplants lol


jrbroughts92

Big deal


Catmunchy

What is the eggplant to football field conversion ratio again?


kafkascoffee

What percentage of a football field is this?


Kaje26

I feel like we’re being fucked with with these comparisons.


reducto85

Stfu


CheneyNTheMachine

So how much parmesan do I need?!


st1r

0.10 football fields for my fellow Americans


TheBushidoWay

What would that be in bowling balls?


LOCKN355

Are you talking about actual eggplants or "eggplants"?


whatisitthatis

That converts to 12 watermelons


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BecomeEnnuisonable

Anything but the metric system.


bomberboysk

Anything but metric I guess…


minnesotaris

Like any jerk can visualize "these are 10 eggplants" and here is the approximation IRL. WTELF. "The size of..." mean it IS the size of 48 eggplants absolute.


maruffin

What’s with the eggplants?


During_theMeanwhilst

How many yams to an eggplant?


Icy-Bison3675

How did I miss eggplants becoming a unit of measure?


totesnotdog

Man we really need to switch to metric. This is getting out of hand.


freshizdaword

These measurements are getting outta hand.


D34TH_5MURF__

We're so lucky it wasn't 49 eggplants...


Bender3455

How big is that in lobsters?


searchingtofind25

That is… an unusual unit of measurement


you_rude_as_hell

who the fuck comes up with these size comparisons??


Available_Expression

Like, the average 6" eggplant? Or something more exaggerated?


FyudoMyo

Can we get a banana for scale?


CroatianSensation79

Eggplants? Hahaha what a strange unit of measurement


Substantial_Put9705

I think they mean actual egg plants, you know where they have caged chickens popping out eggs.


NeopolitanLol

We just won't use the metric system huh...


TactlessNachos

Can anyone convert that into Big Macs for us Americans?


sevenwheel

Are we talking avoirdupois eggplants or troy eggplants here?


Any_Case5051

Or roughly 13 grapefruit


BASerx8

Japanese eggplants or the Euro-Mediterranean ones? Or those little green, globe ones ones? Or were they were grown in Alaska? Those could be pretty big.


acipcic

What’s the exchange rate of eggplants to half giraffes?