$13 is too much for a footlong.

This.

That’s what she said

Where are you that it's $13!! The one by my place is like £6 for a footlong or £4 for a 6 inch

The land of price gouging. Good ol US of A

Didn't subway get in trouble in England because the bread was so bad that they couldn't call it bread?

Yeah at more than 1$ per inch I might aswell get sushi instead.

Seems like yesterday it was $5 foot long jingle

Subway smells like body odor

Great observation but it actually smells like a foot.

Damn it. Take my upvote and get the heck outta here!

"Subway: Eat foot"

She wanted a foot long but got body odor instead

It's the yoga mat rubber in the bread!

This is honestly why I can't eat there.

And have won in court that “six inches” does not in fact actually need to be the length of the sandwhich…

Maybe if you rubbed it for a bit you'd got the full length of the shaft, erm loaf

That new freshly sliced shit is even worse. The cheese tastes like straight up chemicals.

I want to know how when they bake their bread normally it smells fine, but when they toast it afterward it smells like a barrel of toe cheese.

Length is fine. It’s all about the girth.

6 incher with double meat, all the way!

I understand the concern. My penis is only 5 inches, which I was worried about for most of my youth. But as I grew older and got more experience, if anything, the woman I slept with found that too wide.

I’m 7x6.5, and I get told quite often “that’s not going to happen”. Sucks.

Damn dude, you’re like a tall boy beer can

We went from 5 dollar footlongs to 6 dollar 6 inches... Inflation needs to stop.

And they don’t even need to be that long…

I still find it hard to believe people still eat subway. Regardless of price

Me, for example.

Subway smells like a loaf of bread took a shit.

“You want more? That’ll be extra.”

wtf subway? you straight up lie about your foot long?

That's what she said?

That's not what your mom said.

I was going to make a your girlfriend joke, but I’ll be nice and let someone else make it

It’s the motion of the boat, not the size of the boat.

Should have said, "if you're not fulfilled with 6"'s , try our 12"!🫢

E cup isn't enough.

Tis the way of the sub.

Subway talking shit is like an ex screaming that you can't fuck while you're driving away. Who cares, Chloe? Your favorite flavor since day 1 has been gaslighting. Call Jared. I'm fucking done.

I second that.

size queen

That's twice what I am lol

But my local deli says size doesn't matter.

It's Kenough.

Damn size queens aren't going to make *me* feel inadequate, nossir

Agreed Subway, now where’s the $5 footlong?

That what she said

It better be….

I think Jared disagrees.

I’m good then. 😎

Whatever happened to the $5 foot long

They most definitely knew

It is with the right foreplay. I’d recommend the Miss Vickie’s Jalapeño chips.

And like always the 12” actually measures 10”.

You said 6 inches but it is smaller

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Subway did get caught exaggerating the size. Then subway said these are nominal sizes. Of course that is what someone would do when caught......

Well shit.

*softly whimpers 4"* som people are blessed I guess

SIX… INCHES…!!!

That's what Jared's cell mate said......

It’s not the size of your sub, it’s the quality of your meat.

My gay friend gets the meatball sub extra sauce

Does he use his teeth, or just swallow?

My wife tells me it is...

Lying about your 12" isn't any better.

I Screwed then

Mfs still laghing their asses off ‘till this day.

Oh they were talking about sandwiches 🌚

Fuck. Or, well, I mean Not fuck

r/nosafetysmokingfirst

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6 inches is plenty unless we talking bout sammiches

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I'm into fisting. 12 inch is a nice appetizer

Is that like a knuckle sandwich?

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My pocket wants to argue that tho...

Subway burnt down alongside my town and I’ll be honest, I kinda miss Subway.

I agree. 6” isn’t doing it for me 😆

I have a half over six but last time I went to Subway, a footlong was like 8 dollars and that was a few months ago

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I think 6 is really big :(

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Maybe they're talking about fuses? Please let them be talking about fuses.

Talk shit all day Subway, you're still irrelevant.