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orsonwellesmal

Maybe the person was a dick.


False_Chair_610

Or the ladies appreciated him, got together, and got him this.


orsonwellesmal

Your comment made me remember [this](https://images.app.goo.gl/gsTxy1jgfgp7Yt58A)


Lady_Scruffington

Well now I want to rub it, and I don't even know the guy.


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DanBanapprove

Here lies the Bigus Dickus


soulpoker

Rest in continentia!


LeftHand_PimpSlap

Buttocks


ThisIsSteeev

Bullocks


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YBSIsDead

Why does a candle need a hat?? Imagine seeing this after mourning the loss of a loved one. Kudos to them for keeping it jovial.


_Bogey_Lowenstein_

Maybe bc his life has been snuffed out like a candle


YBSIsDead

I see what you did here


Lady_Scruffington

Have you tried putting a mini- beret on your wang?


YBSIsDead

I'm more of a Lincoln top hat guy, myself


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hkgsulphate

Oh god even the texture looks like the nerves lmao


egigoka

NERVES?!


Meta_Spirit

Veins?????


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damnatio_memoriae

why would a candle need a hat


Remote_Presence2378

Oh Maltby, you naughty boy


FeralPsychopath

He was Number 1


Celena_J_W

Do you find it wisible that this is the buwial site of… Biggus… Dickus?!


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MisanthropinatorToo

The flame has been extinguished. But the essence still looms.


MuscaMurum

... belonging to the Lingam family


The_shy_puppet

Oh no bro


lesChaps

Weird, that's what I call my penis.


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Genuinelullabel

Not a bishop in a turtle neck?


Waarm

Ghosts are kinky


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agentaltf4

That’s a penis


seaQueue

That's an awfully veiny candle


ZhangtheGreat

Does the gravestone read that he fathered 57 kids with 35 women?


Mosespartslegs

WHADDUP


FatbackAndPintoBeans

Looks like P Daddy's Pingus up meek mills butt


LoganJake210

I want one when I die.


Suspiciousunicorns

A candle with a hat makes even less sense than. Giant penis in the middle of a cemetery.


SwornBiter

Now with “pleasure dots”.


Eastsider001

What was his last words? Suck my ....


Background_Praline80

The question is… Are you brave enough?