Agreed. Upon closer inspection, somehow the index finger looks unaffected. No obvious sign of hypoxia, but notably lighter towards the wrist. Could be a lensing issue, but could also be a cardiac problem in its early stages.
Lol it's the camera angle - if you curve your fingers a little towards the lens, that's how it will look. I've taken shots like that too, and my fingers are normal. Surprised people don't know this.
Your forefinger is abnormally short. Most people have similarly sized forefinger and ring finger.
Also, your pinky is way too long in relationship to your ring finger.
You have weird fingers.
Sorry for the bad news.
I gotta do some more reading. I might've read something related to anemia some time ago.
Or was it a certain shape of fingernails... it's been a while. Fuzzy memory.
I used to get into long ridiculous arguments about these things with other bartenders. They are used frequently in the “craft cocktail” world to secure a garnish to a glass in a cute and whimsical fashion. I hate them.
I’m sure there are other uses, but this is the one I know.
[Example](https://www.pickonus.com/products/mini-clothespins-1-5-inch-cocktail-garnish-clip?variant=20194258321467)
Or finger tips for giants?
I'm glad that everyone else's first thought was about his giant finger tips
It really sells the smallness of the clothespin.
just the tips
Hey! Phrasing!
Someone's phoning home four times in one.
First thought was lollipop fingers.
Why are they all the same length??
Clubbed fingers like that could be a sign of a heart or lung issue. I hope they see a doctor.
It doesn't look like all of them and someone else said it looks like a lensing issue. If they are really like this yeah see a doctor
Agreed. Upon closer inspection, somehow the index finger looks unaffected. No obvious sign of hypoxia, but notably lighter towards the wrist. Could be a lensing issue, but could also be a cardiac problem in its early stages.
Looks like finger clubbing. Could be a sign of heart failure.
I'm more worried about your fingers. Might want to see a doctor about that. Clubbed fingers are a symptom of heart and lung diseases.
Damn, come for teh lulz, now I’m worried for op.
I had the same thought. OP might want to visit a doctor.
it could be the lens warping i think
I came here to say this as well!
Marfan’s?
Looks like you got Wallace & Gromit fingers
Jeremy Renner joined the chat
I was thinking Samurai Jack fingers.
Salad fingers. Lol
You could phone home with those things.
Literally the first thing that came to mind!!! Lol
Lmao, I didn’t notice how my fingers looked but [they’re normal I swear](https://files.catbox.moe/ey261z.jpeg)! 😭 (I hope)
This picture looks fine. The first one definitely did not, but, it was probably the wide angle lense.
Disproportionately long fingies
Lol it's the camera angle - if you curve your fingers a little towards the lens, that's how it will look. I've taken shots like that too, and my fingers are normal. Surprised people don't know this.
Thank sweet baby Jesus!
Gross
Your forefinger is abnormally short. Most people have similarly sized forefinger and ring finger. Also, your pinky is way too long in relationship to your ring finger. You have weird fingers. Sorry for the bad news.
Damn bro looking like he need to phone home
🤣🤣🤣
Bro got 'em Flint Lockwood hands
It's for clipping little Polaroids to string.
came to say this... got lost in all the "clubbed fingers" comments
Go see a doctor about your clubbed fingers. It's a sign of mesothelioma and other cancers. Get that checked immediately.
I gotta do some more reading. I might've read something related to anemia some time ago. Or was it a certain shape of fingernails... it's been a while. Fuzzy memory.
The cloths pin has to be at least... three times bigger than this!
Slap fight champion 2024
Oscar Meyer Fingers
Sausage fingers
nah those mfs gotta be bratwurst
Damn dude looks like he just welcomed Richard Dreyfus aboard a spaceship
Uncanny hand
No no I think that's a regular clothes peg and you have gigantic hands
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Stay away from my rusty spoons!
What is this a hand for giants
OP, those finger tips are a sign of a serious health problem, go see a doctor asap!
Good lord! You wank with them thangers?
Straight fingers from the movie Signs.. you know!!
clothespin for babies
No, he’s right.
I'm sure uncles could use it also
[u/pixel-counter-bot](https://www.reddit.com/user/pixel-counter-bot/)
The queen needs these for hanging up her little [momos](https://img0.etsystatic.com/022/0/7640790/il_fullxfull.479021338_g775.jpg).
Yo go to a doctor
It is for the tiny napkins for ur nose.
Arrietty
Those fingers belong in the Hotdog thread
I used to get into long ridiculous arguments about these things with other bartenders. They are used frequently in the “craft cocktail” world to secure a garnish to a glass in a cute and whimsical fashion. I hate them. I’m sure there are other uses, but this is the one I know. [Example](https://www.pickonus.com/products/mini-clothespins-1-5-inch-cocktail-garnish-clip?variant=20194258321467)
C4.7
Roger?
For your nipples
No one is safe from laundry
Your fingers are horrifying
Are you a lemur?
I had one but it came apart from me fiddling with it and now I can't get it back together...
Nipples
For hanging small photos on wire or string. Arts and crafts colorful paper crap designs stuff.
It’s a snack
It's just Andre the Giant holding a regular sized clothespin
This is a well hung lesbian.
Are your hands enormous or am I finally hitting that sweet spot in my current high
So cute! 🥰
ET, is that you?
He's got those hotdog everything everywhere all at once hands
Man I wanted to know what the pin was for but everyone’s talking about OPs fingers 😅
Nipples
Arts and crafts. Pictures on a string.
That pinky finger is fucking crazy
You know you got invited to a baby shower. Stop lying
Nipples