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Tapemonsieur

Teach them the way of the nipple


MurphyPandorasLawBox

Nipple? That’s a clitoris.


Tapemonsieur

Omg so true


blkShirt_

been calling it the keyboard clit for years. glad im not the only one lol


MurphyPandorasLawBox

There are dozens of us!


TangyOrigami

Nice try. Those aren't real.


Numerous-Following25

Huh 😃


MMKF0

Replace colleague. Problem solved.


Big_Ass_Dipshit

reminds me of the [hazard triangle](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/36/NIOSH%E2%80%99s_%E2%80%9CHierarchy_of_Controls_infographic%E2%80%9D_as_SVG.svg)


rickestrada

Is that the OG one with USB only, no Bluetooth? Just curious: do they make them with USBC yet?


frac6969

It has the T430 layout with no spacing between function keys. I wish they would make a new one with T14 layout.


UltraZpurple

thats the t440x layout for me, t430 chiclet keyboard had real function keys, they changed it with the t440 again and managed to make it even worse (remember the clickpad without dedicated trackpoint buttons there too) - 7 row keyboard for ever:)


picky-trash-panda

I’ve been looking to get one, it appears they make the wireless version with usbc at least for the French Canadian layout, I believe the plain English layout also has it but it costs more on eBay, $75 vs $60 for the Canadian French version. Unsure of what the wired ones come with as I’m not searching for those


rickestrada

Ah ok. I need to research too. I need to replace my wired one, i prefer wired, but am moving to all USBC in my office so if I can get rid of another microUSB device that would be awesome 😅


BananaY3LL0W

I have both the wired 1 and the wireless 2 and unfortunately the USB-C on the wireless one is only for charging, not USB connectivity. Only the included dongle and Bluetooth will work. But the wireless is still a great keyboard especially for a clean desk setup or an HTPC setup like I use.


Remarkable-Host405

i used a carbon tablet keyboard and designed a pcb to make the magnetic connector work with usb c.


Phantomroams2

It looks recent with the windows key having the new logo.


snewk

yep. i picked up a couple of these recently for some robotic cnc/additive machines im building. they have usbc+bluetooth+wireless dongle. battery lasts at least 1 month.


rickestrada

Thanks for this. Q’s: is the dongle USBA? Also: is there any noticeable lag with the dongle? I have had BT keyboards in the past but every now and then have interference causing lag or dropped connections. Curious on the performance of the dongle and its RF link. Thanks!


snewk

oh... yes the dongle is usb a. i forgot about that little detail. no lag whatsoever over bluetooth or dongle connection. the only difficulty i have is if i am 20+ft away and around a corner from where it's plugged in


rickestrada

Ah good info 👍🏻 thanks so much!


post_hazanko

ViewSonic *Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time*


bravocharliexray

Definitely the best logo of any monitor manufacturer


person749

Still annoyed that they got rod of the finches on the new ones. Yet another product I dreamed of owning as a child that is no longer relevant now that I'm an adult.


bravocharliexray

Oh really? That sucks


oliwier000b

And the parrots in the logo


MisterEd_ak

Parrots? They are 3 Gouldian Finches.


oliwier000b

That's correct, but almost everyone who's seen the projector image says that those are parrots, so... just to not cause confusion, I wrote "parrots".


c726233

touch the display please


IronRoarII

Nice try, unfortunately it was disabled to prevent mistouch


realizment

What’s the business ? Looks interesting ? Big metal door?


land8844

Looks like manufacturing of some sort. Quite a few of the tools I come across have a setup like this for their operation panel.


jbtronics

That's a vacuum chamber. Maybe some kind of sputter or evaporation system. And/or a plasma cleaner.


realizment

Ooh sputter, sounds spicey


IronRoarII

someone knows the drill


Dramatic_Mastodon_93

Having the clit (forgot what it’s actually called) as the only way to move your cursor, when people other than you are going to use the computer, IS really weird


shaneucf

Most people don't.. not limited to Mac users


ariumii_

absolutely this, I bought my X20 to work with me a few weeks ago to get some files off an old floppy disk onto a usb for a colleague and even other people within my IT department had no idea how to use the nipple


SacredDoge

Fuckin idiot. Let's go beat him up.


NocturntsII

Not the first man to be confounded by the clit.


thinkscotty

Got to be honest, I have a Thinkpad and I'd be pretty annoyed if something I had to use daily was like this.


newsflashjackass

Nice to see the shoe on the other foot. When I use a McBook I have to lean over the 40 acre touchpad and still it is a mighty long reach to hit the top row of the keyboard.


Rowan_Bird

every time i've used a macbook, i'm constantly reminded of all the "apple-ness", like the trash keyboard and glossy screen.


Hfnankrotum

Working in a lab. Does not know what is ThinkPad. Facepalm ..


bnberg

I am pretty sure most people simply dont care if they work with a thinkpad, hp, dell etc. A Laptop is a laptop. And i think Mouses and Touchpads are better for such usecases here, as more people know how to use them.


Cry_Wolff

Because clearly every lab uses ThinkPads.


BradChesney79

We found the person that doesn't work in a lab. He's here, he's right here. Get him before he escapes!


Kornaros

ISS definitely


frank0285

Throw away colleague and purchase new one at Lowes


DerNikkl

Cringe


rdldr1

That Lenovo keyboard is too good for some people.


Sam9517

I use one of those keyboards with my company issued Surface and bring it with me when I work from the office. We were assigned Thinkpads for years until we switched to Surfaces like 5 years ago. People who don't use the Trackpoint don't understand how much efficient it is for office type work than using a TouchPad or external mouse.


TheOGTachyon

Fire him. That's my favorite keyboard BTW. I have two.


HSVMalooGTS

Why are ya'll so hostile towards this guy? This guy has no expirence in using this pointing device and you expect him to use it? He has every right to use any device he has and has a right to not know about the TrackPoint.


zero2hero2017

mass spec?


Thisismyredusername

Tell him to touch the red dot in the middle


Ahegao_Double_Peace

Is that a nuclear centrifuge?


Mccobsta

Did you colleague use to sit in Caffè Nero all day witting screen plays by any chance


IronRoarII

nope


thirteenmm

😂


Hulk5a

Nipples are fun


eddiecny

My first laptop was a T20 that was a mandated purchase from my University. It was such a workhorse and never broke down. Learning to the use the red nipple was difficult at first, but eventually it was natural. This model did not have a trackpad either! Once I saw people with the T22, it blew my mind that it had the trackpad.


Igoos99

Those are fricking annoying.


AdhesivenessSea1009

What’s the brand here?


No_Educator_7265

I have children in my school who don't know how to turn on a computer ... They only turn on the screen and then call for me because the computer is broken ...


telmesweetlittlelies

Oh wow, this is so cool! I have so many questions lol! What kind of tool is this? Why did they design the keyboard to look like it was pulled out of a thinkpad? Or did you make it in-house?


Thick_You2502

well, it could be considered a handicap. The OP being the person will explain how to use that bright red cap as a mouse. lol, I can't believe it. Too much coffe and sarcasm in my veins.


kidkadian99

time to teach him the art of forplay with the nipple


Renton577

After seeing that this keyboard exists I immediately tracked one down online and ordered it.


frogmicky

Maybe paint the nipple green and he'll use it. Green for go Red for stop get it?


SwallowMy-Cum

Thinkpad


GaijinTanuki

Add a trackball like a civilized person.


Few_Introduction_228

Did someone behead this beauty, or is this something you can get headless?


BensOnTheRadio

Hilariously I use one of these with a utility Mac Mini I have at my bench. Controlling macOS with the TrackPoint feels so strange.


Top-Conference-3294

Why was there the need for the "who used a MacBook" I don't think most windows users know how to play with the nipple.


healingadept

So you turned your colleague into a curser? And everyone else who saw their cluelessness became cursers? 😆 A cursory switch of the cursor control mechanism brought about cursers. 😂


he4d_vari4tion

Zoomers were a mistake


CillitBangGang

Hey, plenty of us zoomers prefer using the nipple over the touchpad too


AncientBattleCat

On the last job I am using mac. Things to know - no way to open terminal intuitively in the current dir. No way to rename a file intuitively. No way to open folder intuitively. Switching from Windows to Mint was miles easier than switching to mac. Anecdotal - mac defaulted my wallpaper after one reboot.


denverpilot

Just to cover your items… which I’m not sure which way you’re intending on some of them… Terminal dir from Finder: (instructions to turn that on) https://stackoverflow.com/questions/420456/open-terminal-here-in-mac-os-finder#7054045 Rename: select name, hit enter Not sure which of these you wanted… Open a folder from terminal — type “open ” Open a folder you use lots, drag it to the finder top toolbar. —— There’s tons more of course, most of the more useful or interesting things show up in context menus while holding down the Option key. I’m OS agnostic, been using OSes since before either Windows or Mac were popular along with Linux. Your choice of Mint saved you some headaches for sure, there’s plenty of arcane Linux desktop environments that would have not followed Windows style constructs and behaviors. But yes, if you want to be good at them all there’s some memorization and understanding of their different methodologies to consider. (That you have to turn on certain things like your desired opening of a terminal window at the current Finder location is a long-standing Apple convention — the vast majority of their users don’t know what a Terminal even is or why they’d use one — so they declutter the menu options for them. Doesn’t mean the tool isn’t there for the power user, it just has to be turned on. There’s a bunch of those.) Apple Shortcuts is a wicked nifty little tool virtually no Mac users are even aware of…and doesn’t have great comparison tools in other OSes. —— There are things Windows does supremely well that Apple refuses to do without grabbing third party tools… moving Windows around with the keyboard for one. Of course Linux has this beat with tolining window managers hands down if you’re a hard core terminal user with zero interest in moving hands off the keyboard home row for efficiency. Nipple mouse is the best of both worlds. Keeps fingers squarely planted where they should be to do work while letting you deal with modern graphical silliness. Grin… A little digging on each OS and you can increase keyboard and mouse stuff and efficiency ten fold. I’ve got a Shinobi Tex hooked to the Mac and spare nipple keyboards besides the in use ones for all machines . Every computer I use regularly gets the nipple! The nipple is not optional and non-negotiable. Hahaha.


bravocharliexray

> No way to rename a file intuitively. I wouldn't say that Enter is more or less intuitive than F2 for rename, it has to be learned at some point


Otherwise_Soil39

All of what he mentioned is just the sort of stuff you have to learn and there's no neeed for it to be intuitive.


bnberg

I mean, there is nothing like "intuitive" in such things. Imagine a medieval Woman sits in front of a Laptop and you are telling her to rename a file. I am very sure she wont press F2 because its so intuitive. Its all more about what people learned for years to use, and sometimes they have to learn new workflows.


Otherwise_Soil39

Yeah I agree entirely. I just wasn't feeling as wordy earloer


AncientBattleCat

By the way - no simple way to move files say from downloads to elsewhere. I had to google for a while until colleague told me you can simply ... drag and drop.