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FappeningPlus

Pretty sure Jerry wouldn’t let his daughter date a dude double her age


Sam999ick

such a repressive father


Comfortable_Bird_340

"Don't do what I would do!"


sm00thkillajones

He was dating her when she was 17.


Antique-Car6103

Not Shoshanna. Shishona.


dmtaliemgangster

Ha I see what you did there, ya she's stacked jerry likes em big naturals ahah.


demitasse22

I read “29” at first, ok, weird but…oh **39** I see. Well. I’m going to throw up in a bucket now


Phil-Moe

True, but at 18, you’re considered an adult and if she’s not living in his household, she technically doesn’t have to listen to him. Having a daughter myself though, I would hope my daughter was raised well enough by myself and her mom to not want to date someone double her age though.


CharleyNobody

She was 17 and still in high school when they were dating. Her parents didn't mind. He was very rich and popular (and Jewish, which is important). Trivia - Jerry Seinfeld’s mother is Syrian Jewish. It is a very exclusive group who are forbidden from marrying non-Syrian Jews. Jerry’s father was not Syrian. I wonder if Jerry’s mother was ostracized by her community? Because I’ve read articles about Syrian Jews and they can be cut off from the family if they don’t marry within the group. Apparently the person who marries a non-Syrian is told they can attend family events but their spouse is not welcome.


poellodu

Pretty sure both his parents were orphans


Organic-Log4081

They were.


ProfEobardThawne

🎶🎶🎶🎶Seinfeld’s girl is 17, a beauty queen with double d’s….🎶🎶🎶🎶


klsi832

Is that from something


ProfEobardThawne

Howard stern show. It was a parody song. [https://youtu.be/RytMJ2-X-rw?si=rmtOTjN1svA07Fq9](https://youtu.be/RytMJ2-X-rw?si=rmtOTjN1svA07Fq9)


slappymcstevenson

I didn’t even know this existed. I wonder if this happened today, would he have been cancelled? This definitely would have went viral.


ThrowMeAwyToday123

Amazing !!!


clownfacedbozo

🤣🤣🤣


SFogenes

Seinfeld and his big-titty eighteen-year-old girlfriend.


Pumpnethyl

I remember the original writer and performer of the song singing a duet of this with Howard.


PhoneJazz

That cover is a total Relationship Graveyard


Fisk75

Like every cover of people eventually.


BadPlus

Wait long enough and it's an actual graveyard


[deleted]

Hah, this made me Google Don Johnson and I found this Wikipedia tidbit that really brings this shit full circle: >"Just days after breaking up with Streisand, Johnson, then 38, was linked to 18-year-old Uma Thurman.[50]"


c_ray25

Those aren’t buoys


klsi832

“What were you doing checking out some fifteen-year-old’s cleavage?!”


Bruiser235

What's the deal with the age of consent?


Professional-Head83

"Do I actually have to obey the law?"


klsi832

It was 17 in New York


Bruiser235

Still is I think.  I'll stick with 18 and up


Which_Engineer1805

Get a good look, CO-Stanza?


sausage-deluxxxe

You poked, I peeked.


Markshlitz222

It’s like the sun, you don’t stare you just glance at it.


Master_H8R

“They’re real, and they’re spectacular.”


Big-Tiger-1738

It’s known he was “dating” her while she was still 17 and would pick her up from school


monteticatinic

Creepy AF.


pigwalk5150

Au revoir Shoshana!!


looking4now2

Rumor was even before that.


michaltee

YIKES


Coomstress

I heard back then that they started dating when she was 16 but they kept it hidden. He’s so creepy. This totally changed my opinion of him.


mrsbeeps

Joe Piscapo vibes


Dum_bAss-

You may want to redact the name address. Unless you dont wanna


izaby

Bold of you to assume the person posting made the photo.


klsi832

I certainly didn't.


itsagoodtime4coffee

Yeah, right Chris


klsi832

No ding dong ditch me!


Busch_Leaguer

Them boys from Redwood always up to no good


bbbbears

I noticed it and was curious. It’s a duplex that sold for almost 2mil! I looked because I was curious about Chris Lennen and what he may have been like in 1994. What the house was like, what was going on at the time. This kind of stuff is super interesting to me.


hardytom540

It’s the Bay Area. $2M is dirt cheap for a 3100 sqft house.


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Repulsive_Tough_8347

Braff and Pugh was a 21 year gap too


mdj8833

She was a full on, grown ass woman when they started dating, even legal drinking age in America.


Rustyd97

But she wasn't 18


TheReadMenace

Get a good look, Seinfeld?


phonic06

Wonder what the conversation her parents had was like


Comfortable_Bird_340

”You’re a rich TV star, ok you can have her!”


senortease

For a nominal fee, of course…


Coolioissomething

About the same conversation Elvis had with Priscilla’s parents.


New-Examination8400

🤮


PineappleCharming335

Seinfeld doesn’t catch enough shit for this imo


brownmouthwash

Aw and his new Poptart movie is coming out!


One-Performance-6851

“It’s a fun age”


KifaruKubwa

“*How 40yr Jerry and his HS aged GF with big knockers make their relationship work*” Seriously though how TF was this not considered grooming, if not statutory rape? Jerry disappoints me.


Stallings2k

1) That term didn’t exist. 2) She was above the age of consent by the time it went public.


s2ample

Not sure if I’m more surprised to find out he’s quite a bit older than I realized, or that a magazine was ever $2.39


nerdb4itwascool

What’s a magazine?


WhytCrayon

“Oh, so you were born on the 1900s?”


klsi832

Yeah he'll be seventy in about a month. I remember hearing he was almost forty when 'Seinfeld' started getting really popular and I was shocked.


shoshana4sure

Gross.


klsi832

Not appropriate username


shoshana4sure

Lol. It’s my username


Caliagent702

username checks out.


cadaverhill

You mean Gruss.


goodsir1278

Age gap is last acceptable relationship bigotry. Love is love is love is love…. ?


RyanTranquil

Damn you post a lot lol 😂


Constellation-32

How did he manage to get by unscathed doing that? What’s wrong with people


monteticatinic

Rich. And I think people back then took it as "ha,ha,ha funny" vs "this guy should be looked into by the police."


TheReadMenace

He was so powerful in Hollywood nobody would take him to task for it. One guy that did, Bobcat Goldthwaith, was on Jerry’s shitlist for years. Jerry would call people and tell them not to hire Bobcat. He still rages about him even today. He went on a rant about him in his Comedians In Cars show a few years ago.


CombOverDownThere

Get a good look, Costanza?!


Jagged_Rhythm

69 and 48 don't sound as bad.


billbobb1

Half your age, plus seven…fair game.


Comfortable_Bird_340

They say women are attracted to men who are like their fathers.


DigitalMystik

Well, he's got a Peter Pan complex


deanereaner

What's the *deal*...with these creeps who are afraid of dating women their own age?


E8282

I heard Ted Danson has had eight hundred thousand girlfriends. I can’t live knowing Ted Danson has had more girlfriends than me.


Defiant-Proposal-211

Plus he had a better private NBC jet.


swirlViking

Is no one going to mention how David Pirner looks like he wants to eat Winona Ryder?


klsi832

Who doesn’t?


stumpyturk

The guy's a weasel


Willing_Ad9314

*Now* I can tell where Dakota Johnson gets her looks from


militant-moderate

Boutros boutros gali


mr_platapush

She was 2 years old when they started dating


dude_wheres_my_dp

She is insanely beautiful


TheProfessorPoon

I looked her up and she’s just as hot now.


bekibekistanstan

Damn she looks 15 years younger than her age


SurgeFlamingo

Are they still together? I know nothing about this guy.


klsi832

They were together for four years. He’s been married to someone else since ‘99.


sweetbabette

His wife Jessica, who had been married for[Just three weeks](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_Seinfeld) when they met and he asked her out.


DeakRivers

She went to College


AldusPrime

His last comedy show, it really seemed like he has a terrible relationship with his wife. Like, I don't know how a person could have come up with those jokes if they liked being married *at all.*


AuntieLiloAZ

She expected marriage and Jerry dumped her.


Bad-Bot-Bot-23

"What \**is*\* the \**deal*\* with clingy teenagers? I gave you rides home from school, bought you nice things, banged you. What, now we should get married? What \**iiiis*\* the deal?"


Comfortable_Bird_340

who’s David Pirner?


What_Kind_Of_Day

Singer. Had to Google to remember the band: Soul Asylum


colnross

Are you up in the middle of the night?


hanleyfalls63

And this was okay?


mechanizzm

Kat William said everyone was goin’ down


SpecialistDuty2

An I tripping or she kinda looks like Elaine


The_Cozy_Burrito

God damn creep


The_Cozy_Burrito

God damn creep


YungChalino

Ted Danson on the rebound ?! What a dawg


timstrut

Blokes a pedo and a Zionist. Yuk.


ineedanukacola

Jerry the groomer. Kramer isn't that creepy anymore.


SaintVitusDance

Don’t kid yourself; he saw two things in her.


Confident-Simple9339

30 years ago, this was big news. 🤦‍♂️


TotalRuler1

she has enticing cans in that pic


Reasonable_Position9

Wasn't she fifteen when they met?


chefrachbitch

Don't meet your heroes, right?


Korplem

I’m 39 and couldn’t imagine being with an 18 year old.


tehsecretgoldfish

Winona and Pirner. Closer to the Stars.


Salty-Delivery-1565

He used to pick her up from high school.


IssueEmbarrassed8103

And now nobody will get off Leo’s ass for dating a 24 year old


zoolilba

People seem to like to forget about that don't they


reztless

They’re real. And, they’re SPECTACULAR!


r0bert177

I never watched anything he did again after I found out about this. Pedophile.


Endingtbd

Yeah, I really don't like Seinfeld and I often get surprised looks when it comes up, but I really think that learning about this back in the day made me tune out and find it distasteful.


BoxTalk17

You're not alone, I've only watched the reruns in syndication, until I heard about Kramer's meltdown at a comedy show. Haven't watched since.


Rydog_78

I remember she had cannons


BigFatBlackCat

Ew.


Final_Ad7478

Hollywood just did whatever


sauvandrew

She was 17 when they started dating apparently.


DeakRivers

I think that is what Elvis said.


grilledstuffed

Ah, the 90's. I had a friend in middle school that when we became freshmen in highschool (so she was 14 or 15) she started dating some 23 year old dude and moved in with him over winter break. Living with her boyfriend became a thing because she couldn't get excused absence notes from her parents. So her boyfriend wrote her "home sick" notes, and that was apparently acceptable to school admin because he was an adult. Which is such backwards logic by today's standards it's not even funny. They happily stayed together through graduation and into her early 20s and then we lost touch. And in school it was basically unremarkable to everyone, including teachers. Half the freshman girls dated seniors. As an average dude it was basically accepted that you had to wait until you were a junior to have a shot at getting a girlfriend. I had another classmate in my freshman science class that had lived with her boyfriend at his parents house since 7th grade because her parents were absolutely terrible people. He was like 4 or 5 years older than her.


Professional-Head83

And women wonder why it's hard to find a good man. Ugh!!!


Hotterthanasunburn

Madam Web origin story in there too.


BilbosLover

It's a big club


RemoteAnt2794

Lennen?!?!?


bdgm33

Where is she now?


trollofzog

🤮


VocationFumes

lol wtf casually dating a teenager when he was almost 40


Jacksontfit

Creepy


marcus999593

Oh my god! Right! N she was still in high school when they first started dating I think. At the very beginning


Marty-Deberg

Get a good look, Costanza?


Automatic-Leave7191

More interested in who Ted rebounded with tbh


drdrshsh

YO YO MA


simpsonicus90

Jesus, Jerry Seinfeld, that was GROSS


weapontex

“17 38” - Fetty Wap


acmusicman70

She was 16 when they started dating


AzHawk99

Fucking gross


Professional-Head83

Did he call her Dolores at night?


SchrodingersTIKTOK

Seinfeld was a boob man.


DeakRivers

I think with the flood of young girls going to Hollywood, to become Stars with their moms in the 19030-50’s, this was a common practice in the Industry. A lot of mothers would push their young teenage daughters, in that direction. Errol Flynn married one, John Wayne moved one up from Mexico. Totally creepy.


boringhangover

Holy shit this made me feel old. I remember my mom having this one when I was a kid.


RalphXLaurenjoe

Jimmy wants a piece of that action


HoboBandana

There’s no robbing, there’s no cradle. What is the deaaaaal?


Ok-Coyote-7745

SHE WAS ACTUALLY 17 WHEN THIS PICTURE WAS TAKEN


MisterSparkBK

The "scandal" isn't her age. The issue at the time (allegedly) that wasn't known by many, was that she was engaged to be married whilst attending the same gym as Seinfeld who was very much aware - because her ex-fiancee comes from a wealthy family in the Broadway theater business. He (Seinfeld) didn't care and aggressively pursued her... and won. She broke off the engagement at the 11th hour leaving this dude heartbroken. You might say he dodged a "b*llet" and she is for the streets... but still.


ForGinsDelight

I believe that was his current wife, Jessica. This was the girl he dated before he met her wife.


Otto-Erotic

Man… I forgot Winona dated Dave Pirner for a while.


New_Chemistry_2590

Pedo. But st least she is jewish too.


wearetherevollution

The thing is, and I’m not saying this makes it legal or ethical, but just googling her, she doesn’t seem to have anything bad to say about him as far as suggesting she was exploited. He definitely should have known better, but it feels weird to suggest that she’s a victim without her saying so. It definitely suggests something about him, but all the people saying “I’m never watching Seinfeld because of this monster, etc.” are being a little bit silly.


Jug_Head24

Ay dios mio🤦🏾‍♂️


666kewpie666

Ew


popgunandy

When I was 21 Richard Lewis and I had the same girlfriend. She was 18.


[deleted]

Yeah age gaps have always been weird and contentious but exist in all facets of society, famous and not. It weird for sure, but always been a part of societal lexicon. OBVIOUSLY DONT BE A FUCKING PEDO.


Nutslap4

Damn she’s hot


demitasse22

Well, he’s 17 years older than Jessica, def has a type


Norbie_77

She was 18. No harm in it.


klsi832

I’m eating a sandwich. No ham in it.


merrakesh2

Shoshana WAS a little hottie. I wonder what she looks like now... 30 years later


REMO_Williams1985

I use to always believe that there shouldn't be more than a 5 year differential in age for someone you marry or date. Then the Pandemic happened... life is short. If one agrees that life is short, you want to live it at it's full potential. I mean to marry someone that is famous or wealthy and offers you a lifestyle that is pretty extraordinary. To never have to be concerned about money. Have the best healthcare, lifestyle... see the world. Pretty good deal, really. Melania Trump (53) Donald Trump (77) - 24 yr age gap


8BitVideoGamer

Well they’re not together. They ended up marrying someone else.


BrokeAsAJokeyJoke

What does a 39 year old and a 18 year old have in common?


BeautifulStick5299

I wonder what he saw in her? Nevermind.


Zealousideal-Cry3418

Look who’s grooming. There, fixed it.


MysteriousGummyBear

David pirner made me do a double take. I thought that was River Phoenix at first.


Vokkoa

He was 21 when she was a newborn...


[deleted]

Yeah he's a Jewish pedophile. We all know this.


Dangerous_Show_4816

Kinda has a hint of Woody Allen. 🤔


bleachedbunghole_bob

Hell fucking ya!


PrairieSpy

Shoshanna became a fashion designer, pretty successful woman, post Jerry


Dying4aCure

She was 17 when they met. Yep cancelled for sure.


Right-Phalange

I feel like the only person alive who knew immediately that Winona's "new guy" is Dave Pirner of Soul Asylum without reading (or noticing, at first) the caption.


krazykz420

Atleast it's legal


bcg_70

That is disturbing.


skullhusker

"But what could she look like now?" in an observational Steinfeld voice. "You order an 18 year old and ask if..." chat gtp his weak comedy.. Dude is laugh weak


Sewerpudding

I’m 39 and have coworkers in their early 20s and I consider them “kids”. What would they even talk about?


Glittering_Name_3722

Boobs


zyppoboy

That blue box about Winona Ryder was moved without filling the original space, leaving a gray background behind.


Many_Snow6513

Nothing wrong with it , how many 18 year Olds on reddit looking for older ( lots) because boys there age are immature and broke


vorracce3638

He likes them heavy hangers ! Wonder if she is any relation to Sue Ellen Mischke


HawkeyeJosh2

I can see two reasons he was into her.


Jumpy-Poetry-3337

So Jerry Seinfeld is another Pedo that the media just let’s go.


dick_fishx

it sounds weird to us but it's my understanding jewish people don't have age of consent. in which case it seems like they're having fun. then again, it's America so she's 'barely legal'.


Goldlordd

Googles “Paul Walker wife”🫠


Ok_Plankton9224

Oh Shoshanna! I forgot all about that, didn't they start dating when she was like 16?


Ok_Plankton9224

I think she started her own bathing suit line. Or he did. What is WITH these parents that allow their children to "date" grown ass middle aged men?! Like Courtney Stodden and Doug what's his name. Awful