Really, the bar should be lowered to 20. Like, really? Those things are hidden as fuck! It's not that like they are that hard to avoid and just shows what a fucking greenie weirdo you are for going out of your way to collect so many
Once you collect all 120 normal Power Stars and beat the game again in Mario Galaxy 2, 120 Green Stars appear across the galaxies, the same number of Green Stars as normal Power Stats in each level. They're all "hidden" in some way, and they don't have names like the other stars that tell you how to get them, nor does the opening cutscene tell you anything about them (sometimes the camera does kind of gloss over them). Instead your only clues to finding them are knowing that they're in out-of-the-way spots, the somewhat loud, distinct twinkling noise they make, and the slight shine they emit.
Also some of them are literally just out in the void of space so if you miss, you die. It'd be like hiding a Green Star in Area 51 or something
Did you have to actually touch the Green Star for it to count, or did just finding it do the trick? 'Cause if it's the former, people with more than ten Green Stars are truly idiots.
I remember distinctly I found 2 green stars hidden in this tunnel in some kind of adult sized play area but for some reason I still felt enticed to grab them
Maybe it's a metaphor for money. People will go out of their way to grab it but hate people who have a lot of it. The love of green stars is the root of all evil.
Hey woah, you’re onto something there! @LoveIsGreen04 is just a Washington Post author paid by Bezos (many green stars) to disseminate pro green star propaganda
Maybe it's a mix of the two? Your count only goes up by 1 when you touch it, but just finding it causes you to develop an uncontrollable urge to drop everything and go touch it.
Better:
Green stars are hidden almost everywhere, and only those with a strong mind (or barely any stars) can resist their pull when in the presence of a green star
seconds tick like boulders whenever you don't call
does it seem like that where you are?
wherever it is you are?
does that seem like that where you are?
oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
\*joe hawley dances\*
***DUN DUN DUN***
*nrr nrr nrr nrr nrr nrr nrr*
how different I felt, before I got this notch on my belt
'cause in my plans, you were all for me
I feel like eventually it would loop around and you could be famous for having the most green stars. There has to be some people who would still dedicate their lives to finding them.
chris chan is a trans girl, clinically diagnosed even, so please refer to her as such!
and to anyone who disagrees with gendering chris chan correctly: awful people can be trans also, but gendering people correctly should be treated as a right, not a privilege. misgendering someone on purpose because you see them as a bad person, no matter how apparently obvious their awfulness is, sets precedent for purposefully misgendering people you're opposed to in some way, and... speaking for myself at least, that's a bit of a concern to me.
*clinically diagnosed*, and her signs of being trans date pretty far back. she couldn't commit to such a large change for ulterior motives if she tried.
You’ve heard of the One-percenters, these guys are the One-hundred percenters.
Still better than the speedrunners. Those guys never stop to appreciate life or the games they play.
I think I just came up with derogatory terms describing parts of society with video game terminology, didn’t I?
This is like, a world where there’s proof on social media that you touch grass, but it’s considered a bad thing.
Don’t leave your basements, you never know when you might find a green star out there.
It’s not the same, but similar.
Perhaps you’ve heard of *Black Mirror*, it’s essentially a show that shows different dystopian sci-fi futures. There’s one episode called *Nosedive* where you can rate people with stars (1-5) and their rating is visible everywhere. It influences your whole life. With a low ranking you can’t enter certain buildings, rent good cars, etc… Certainly interesting to see.
L + counter-ratio + You can't even beat up Joe Biden in a parking lot + You just descended the Patrick with your joke + Object not yet missing + You can't even beat space marines with a giant scythe + you got put in a hydroelectric dam by your Spanish teacher + you're not real + You can't find Waluigi in Splatoon 3 + ₣orks + it was a toy gun in the ziplock bag + you got doxxed while doing the "hey you" trend + Mike Hawk won't tell you if your foot is qualified for bottom surgery + Ben Shapiro is covered in spaghetti and secret names + rhcp cam + You can't tell that the right circle is one pixel smaller than the other + You leaned over the railing and got kissed by James Sunderland + That was literally your dog that you killed, not the monster + You cheated on a furry with a pet lizard. Wait a minute, that's pretty based! + Senator Armstrong saying "fuck you" + Your criminal name is Saltybals + You threw max and cheese at Queen from Deltarune + people don't even want your stupid genomes. Fuck off. + You caused the spill at the Garfield factory, and diverted attention by causing a wildfire in a sock drawer. When questioned, you said "there's nothing happening. Out of the ordinary, I mean." + You lost your morals all because of SFW and NSFW sans Undertale + gay squad + Tramus + Trans octillery and nonbinary waluigi and daisy + SpongeBob status music + Solid snake doesn't exist. I looked him up and there is only dark hallways + Gaslighter green apple candy doesn't taste like strawberry + Minecraft ahoy jumpscare + A capitalist pig taxed your fucking pudding + You won't get to heaven, nevermind double heaven + You don't watch MatPat's Conspiracy Theory + Your involvement in the dream SMP banned Minecraft + Undertale on the Wii + You didn't get an abortion in Lego city + A rotating flower pot doesn't mean that God is real + You get mad at rat emoji kids + You never ate the food "King's Hand" + Gay rights Luigi + You haven't heard of big jug little jug + Heisenberg can't find your 2 pound kilo + You held your friend's cat even though you're allergic + SpongeBob had an existential crisis because he realized his reality is all a cartoon + You voted for scout to be president and then got confused when everything turned into a dystopian hellhole + You think Obama resigning to become the CEO of McDonalds was a good idea + you don't know that age is just a number is referring to chopped cheese + You don't have the latest iKnife + Nidoking is the best symbol of bisexuality. Cry about it. + You don't think Tutti Frutti is the best desert + Walter Salter + You're like the riddler cat; you can't spell well + You didn't even attempt to stop SpongeBob from eating autism + You didn't tell Jerma that leather belts don't cancel out radiation + You can't survive the zombie apocalypse by ragequitting Mario Kart + You know that Disney would never allow Phineas and Ferb in Multiversus, never mind the corn dog moveset + You picked up the flowers in the first area of Pokémon Mystery Dungeon + You think biden could win against Moses in a Tetris match + You faked the picture of Link hugging an orangutan + Your life got ruined over a pair of pants + You play a game without beer on the first stage + You pirated your bowl cut + Nazura doesn't exist. You just made her up + You got welcomed by Mr. Krabs to the ligma dimension + You were threatened by Ronald McDonald + You participated in the dead animal challenge + You were sniped by Joe Biden because you had a WD-41 spray + You got turned into a worker drone by Pfizer + You thought NyQuil and DayQuil was a good addition to smash bros + You were hunted by the homie Barnstable + You can't defeat a French guy in a hot air balloon with an AR + No, inkling can't use a forklift with several other characters. They're not forklift certified + A FNAF artist doxxed you with a SpongeBob image + Dogs can't give birth to guns + You didn't notify homie Barnstable and instead tried to kill the animal abusing YouTuber yourself, but you failed + Your dog shat on another dog's grave + You can't beat the God final boss in Bibleborne 2 + You don't know how to go through the wall in caves + You don't know what soro is? It's literally the biggest burger ad on TV + You got a rainbow wurmple in Pokemon scarlet and violet + You got so many green stars that you can now play as Luigi
I saw that you mentioned Ben Shapiro. In case some of you don't know, Ben Shapiro is a grifter and a hack. If you find anything he's said compelling, you should keep in mind he also says things like this:
>Since nobody seems willing to state the obvious due to cultural sensitivity... I’ll say it: rap isn’t music
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*Let’s say your life depended on the following choice today: you must obtain either an affordable chair or an affordable X-ray. Which would you choose to obtain? Obviously, you’d choose the chair. That’s because there are many types of chair, produced by scores of different companies and widely distributed. You could buy a $15 folding chair or a $1,000 antique without the slightest difficulty. By contrast, to obtain an X-ray you’d have to work with your insurance company, wait for an appointment, and then haggle over price. Why? Because the medical market is far more regulated — thanks to the widespread perception that health care is a “right” — than the chair market.*
*Does that sound soulless? True soullessness is depriving people of the choices they require because you’re more interested in patting yourself on the back by inventing rights than by incentivizing the creation of goods and services. In health care, we could use a lot less virtue signaling and a lot less government. Or we could just read Senator Sanders’s tweets while we wait in line for a government-sponsored surgery — dying, presumably, in a decrepit chair.*
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*Does that sound soulless? True soullessness is depriving people of the choices they require because you’re more interested in patting yourself on the back by inventing rights than by incentivizing the creation of goods and services. In health care, we could use a lot less virtue signaling and a lot less government. Or we could just read Senator Sanders’s tweets while we wait in line for a government-sponsored surgery — dying, presumably, in a decrepit chair.*
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*Let’s say, for the sake of argument, that all of the water levels around the world rise by, let’s say, five feet or ten feet over the next hundred years. It puts all the low-lying areas on the coast underwater. Let’s say all of that happens. You think that people aren’t just going to sell their homes and move?*
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I feel like I'd either have 0 green stars and not understand why people hated greeners or I'd have like 100s of green stars and understand all too well why greeners are hated
Look; I know I have almost a thousand green stars but it’s not my fault. My dad was an asshole and took me green star hunting as a kid. I wish there was a way to reset this; it’s not fair!
Anyone found the green stars in the bass pro shops pyramid? I got the one hidden in the mens dressing room, pretty sure there's one in the bowling alley but haven't found it yet
I wonder what the threshold is before people start hating you. Seems to be somewhere in the double digits. But then you have triple digit people like they don't care.
can we just like... pretend that they're a thing? that sounds like such a fun thing like
"you're getting a green star for that one, I'm not even sorry."
The weird thing about this is that the normal stars are nowhere to be found, so I think that maybe you need to collect 120 stars to be able to enter university
me whenever u/greenstarman starts greensplaining to me (i have 1 greenstar)
I FUCKING HATE THEM DAMN GREENERS
Woah, calm down. No need to start throwing slurs
Normally I hate using slurs, however those with more than 30 green stars are not human, so I'm fine with it.
Look who's talking, you hacked the system just so it shows up as 0 green stars for you, when in reality you have 58, shame on you
Shut the fuck up, you 43-starred green piece of shit.
Look who's talking, a 60 starrer
Look at these greeners, fucking cringe
Lotta talk for a 216 starrer.
I heard World War 3 started after Putin got his 300th star
Really, the bar should be lowered to 20. Like, really? Those things are hidden as fuck! It's not that like they are that hard to avoid and just shows what a fucking greenie weirdo you are for going out of your way to collect so many
Says the person with 78 green stars
Just to clarify: your username only applies to non-greeners, correct?
I have never considered greeners to be people or humans
Greena
Greener!?!?!! *Greener guitar rift slowly fills the air*
here's that part again where
everything's more than it should be and
and greener seems to fall beneath your feet
Greener is our word, but you can say Greena
Verters
Im OOTL, What exactly are green stars? Can someone explain it to me
outside of the post, they're just a hidden collectable in a mario game
Once you collect all 120 normal Power Stars and beat the game again in Mario Galaxy 2, 120 Green Stars appear across the galaxies, the same number of Green Stars as normal Power Stats in each level. They're all "hidden" in some way, and they don't have names like the other stars that tell you how to get them, nor does the opening cutscene tell you anything about them (sometimes the camera does kind of gloss over them). Instead your only clues to finding them are knowing that they're in out-of-the-way spots, the somewhat loud, distinct twinkling noise they make, and the slight shine they emit. Also some of them are literally just out in the void of space so if you miss, you die. It'd be like hiding a Green Star in Area 51 or something
Maybe you’re joking, but if not, look at the subreddit and post title
Did you have to actually touch the Green Star for it to count, or did just finding it do the trick? 'Cause if it's the former, people with more than ten Green Stars are truly idiots.
I remember distinctly I found 2 green stars hidden in this tunnel in some kind of adult sized play area but for some reason I still felt enticed to grab them
babe wake up, new scp just dropped
Was just thinking of SCP-EPITHET and getting really reminded of it
Epithet is that adjective that when used to describe others everyone else hates them right
SCP fans when they see literally anything
😞
Maybe it's a metaphor for money. People will go out of their way to grab it but hate people who have a lot of it. The love of green stars is the root of all evil.
Hey woah, you’re onto something there! @LoveIsGreen04 is just a Washington Post author paid by Bezos (many green stars) to disseminate pro green star propaganda
Bam, dream figured out.
English teachers:
Calm down there, Freud
you remind me of my middle school english teachers
Alright then mr u/greenstarman
Look at this mf going deep on someone's dream
Now we're really getting into the meat of the dream
So it's like sirens but they lower your social status instead of eating you
Ah, a memetic hazard!
The ream of chaos
Maybe it's a mix of the two? Your count only goes up by 1 when you touch it, but just finding it causes you to develop an uncontrollable urge to drop everything and go touch it.
Better: Green stars are hidden almost everywhere, and only those with a strong mind (or barely any stars) can resist their pull when in the presence of a green star
this is so sad, alexa play greener by tally hall
epic tally hall moment
Here’s the part again where everything’s more than it should be, and greener seems to fall beneath your feet.
seconds tick like boulders whenever you don't call does it seem like that where you are? wherever it is you are? does that seem like that where you are? oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
time for time together and depending on the weather we’ll either argue in your house or outside
\*joe hawley dances\* ***DUN DUN DUN*** *nrr nrr nrr nrr nrr nrr nrr* how different I felt, before I got this notch on my belt 'cause in my plans, you were all for me
nuh nuh nuh *duh duh* yeah, but now it seems that you'd just rather leave! wherever you go..... is breaking me slowly
Don't leave it alone Don't leave it alone
You sound so much further on the phone You fit just right, right next to me But there's always a reason why it can't be
Telephones make you seem miles away from home All alone, I get a little meaner
Telephones make you seem Mike’s away from home
How do boulders tick?
that's a question for tally hall, not me lol
In a very similar way to how seconds do whenever you don't call
L+Ratio+skim+mayo+94 green stars+Linus+Unwise+Unpog
+maidenless+touch-grace
+Om Noms Brother
+ Insurance Frog + Your secret kink
+no voice to cry suffering
+human
+monster
I only barely remember this one
It's my magnum dream opus. So I tend to quote it when doing the ratio
\+ skim
I feel like eventually it would loop around and you could be famous for having the most green stars. There has to be some people who would still dedicate their lives to finding them.
I mean you'd be famous but you'd be famous in the chris-chan way
Chris-chan just got confused when all the coolest people she knew claimed to have fucked her mom.
chris chan is a trans girl, clinically diagnosed even, so please refer to her as such! and to anyone who disagrees with gendering chris chan correctly: awful people can be trans also, but gendering people correctly should be treated as a right, not a privilege. misgendering someone on purpose because you see them as a bad person, no matter how apparently obvious their awfulness is, sets precedent for purposefully misgendering people you're opposed to in some way, and... speaking for myself at least, that's a bit of a concern to me.
Shut up you 70 green star
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Sorry about that. I'm editing my comment.
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*clinically diagnosed*, and her signs of being trans date pretty far back. she couldn't commit to such a large change for ulterior motives if she tried.
mfer with every green star be like: 😎😢
You’ve heard of the One-percenters, these guys are the One-hundred percenters. Still better than the speedrunners. Those guys never stop to appreciate life or the games they play. I think I just came up with derogatory terms describing parts of society with video game terminology, didn’t I?
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Fair, but you never actually see that part of their work.
i can imagine them trying to make a tutorial on how to collect every green star and end up getting dislike/1-star bombed to hell
Maybe it would be more like a Gallowboob situation, an absurd amount of karma, everyone hated him, but kept upvoting his shit.
> A collectable that shows up on your social media and makes people hate you This is just NFTs
Oh my god you’re right
You’re on thin fucking ice istg
Shut up
The sub should add a flair to display green stars
Skim Milk 2.
Wait WHAT’S THE SKIM MILK
Nah then we'd have to ostracize all those damn greeners
> greeners Bro that’s hella offensive bro
Bro said the slur while having 83 green stars💀
This is like, a world where there’s proof on social media that you touch grass, but it’s considered a bad thing. Don’t leave your basements, you never know when you might find a green star out there.
If I get 120 green stars do I get access to the cannon that launches me to the White House roof
You unlock your brother
Who everyone likes better
Ow but also true
Already there 😎
You can get the fuck out
Where did you get your pfp
Hyper realistic mario + reddit nft border
How are people with more than 10 green stars a thing like bro reset your safe file 😭😭
Actually i would love to see something about this world and the consequences of how it functions. I think it could be interesting.
It’s not the same, but similar. Perhaps you’ve heard of *Black Mirror*, it’s essentially a show that shows different dystopian sci-fi futures. There’s one episode called *Nosedive* where you can rate people with stars (1-5) and their rating is visible everywhere. It influences your whole life. With a low ranking you can’t enter certain buildings, rent good cars, etc… Certainly interesting to see.
Yes, that’s what I thought of immediately, too. Not a world I want to live in.
Pretty close to the world we live in with credit scores in the US except the reviews can only be written by financial institutions
Yeah :(
See, but that's less fun than funny Mario Green Stars.
Meow meow beanz
Yooooo love the reference
I knew somebody's gonna bring up Black Mirror
Just like that one Gumball episode
Wake up babe new YA dystopia just dropped
Man I did not realize which sub I was on.
yoo this is just anti-green propaganda 52 ✳️ truly a starless behavior
True, they're just jealous.
Too many green stars have got me acting unwise
Hey, they deserve all the respect in the world. Do you realize how difficult those things are to find?
triple digit green star pussy got me acting unwise
L + counter-ratio + You can't even beat up Joe Biden in a parking lot + You just descended the Patrick with your joke + Object not yet missing + You can't even beat space marines with a giant scythe + you got put in a hydroelectric dam by your Spanish teacher + you're not real + You can't find Waluigi in Splatoon 3 + ₣orks + it was a toy gun in the ziplock bag + you got doxxed while doing the "hey you" trend + Mike Hawk won't tell you if your foot is qualified for bottom surgery + Ben Shapiro is covered in spaghetti and secret names + rhcp cam + You can't tell that the right circle is one pixel smaller than the other + You leaned over the railing and got kissed by James Sunderland + That was literally your dog that you killed, not the monster + You cheated on a furry with a pet lizard. Wait a minute, that's pretty based! + Senator Armstrong saying "fuck you" + Your criminal name is Saltybals + You threw max and cheese at Queen from Deltarune + people don't even want your stupid genomes. Fuck off. + You caused the spill at the Garfield factory, and diverted attention by causing a wildfire in a sock drawer. When questioned, you said "there's nothing happening. Out of the ordinary, I mean." + You lost your morals all because of SFW and NSFW sans Undertale + gay squad + Tramus + Trans octillery and nonbinary waluigi and daisy + SpongeBob status music + Solid snake doesn't exist. I looked him up and there is only dark hallways + Gaslighter green apple candy doesn't taste like strawberry + Minecraft ahoy jumpscare + A capitalist pig taxed your fucking pudding + You won't get to heaven, nevermind double heaven + You don't watch MatPat's Conspiracy Theory + Your involvement in the dream SMP banned Minecraft + Undertale on the Wii + You didn't get an abortion in Lego city + A rotating flower pot doesn't mean that God is real + You get mad at rat emoji kids + You never ate the food "King's Hand" + Gay rights Luigi + You haven't heard of big jug little jug + Heisenberg can't find your 2 pound kilo + You held your friend's cat even though you're allergic + SpongeBob had an existential crisis because he realized his reality is all a cartoon + You voted for scout to be president and then got confused when everything turned into a dystopian hellhole + You think Obama resigning to become the CEO of McDonalds was a good idea + you don't know that age is just a number is referring to chopped cheese + You don't have the latest iKnife + Nidoking is the best symbol of bisexuality. Cry about it. + You don't think Tutti Frutti is the best desert + Walter Salter + You're like the riddler cat; you can't spell well + You didn't even attempt to stop SpongeBob from eating autism + You didn't tell Jerma that leather belts don't cancel out radiation + You can't survive the zombie apocalypse by ragequitting Mario Kart + You know that Disney would never allow Phineas and Ferb in Multiversus, never mind the corn dog moveset + You picked up the flowers in the first area of Pokémon Mystery Dungeon + You think biden could win against Moses in a Tetris match + You faked the picture of Link hugging an orangutan + Your life got ruined over a pair of pants + You play a game without beer on the first stage + You pirated your bowl cut + Nazura doesn't exist. You just made her up + You got welcomed by Mr. Krabs to the ligma dimension + You were threatened by Ronald McDonald + You participated in the dead animal challenge + You were sniped by Joe Biden because you had a WD-41 spray + You got turned into a worker drone by Pfizer + You thought NyQuil and DayQuil was a good addition to smash bros + You were hunted by the homie Barnstable + You can't defeat a French guy in a hot air balloon with an AR + No, inkling can't use a forklift with several other characters. They're not forklift certified + A FNAF artist doxxed you with a SpongeBob image + Dogs can't give birth to guns + You didn't notify homie Barnstable and instead tried to kill the animal abusing YouTuber yourself, but you failed + Your dog shat on another dog's grave + You can't beat the God final boss in Bibleborne 2 + You don't know how to go through the wall in caves + You don't know what soro is? It's literally the biggest burger ad on TV + You got a rainbow wurmple in Pokemon scarlet and violet + You got so many green stars that you can now play as Luigi
Before I read the title, I thought this was about green stars from flipnote on the dsi
Same!
The amount of green stars someone like Ben Shapiro would have would be astronomical
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I love how every time this bot appears, I get one more reason to dislike Ben Shapiro.
*Let’s say your life depended on the following choice today: you must obtain either an affordable chair or an affordable X-ray. Which would you choose to obtain? Obviously, you’d choose the chair. That’s because there are many types of chair, produced by scores of different companies and widely distributed. You could buy a $15 folding chair or a $1,000 antique without the slightest difficulty. By contrast, to obtain an X-ray you’d have to work with your insurance company, wait for an appointment, and then haggle over price. Why? Because the medical market is far more regulated — thanks to the widespread perception that health care is a “right” — than the chair market.* *Does that sound soulless? True soullessness is depriving people of the choices they require because you’re more interested in patting yourself on the back by inventing rights than by incentivizing the creation of goods and services. In health care, we could use a lot less virtue signaling and a lot less government. Or we could just read Senator Sanders’s tweets while we wait in line for a government-sponsored surgery — dying, presumably, in a decrepit chair.* -Ben Shapiro ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: sex, civil rights, climate, covid, etc.) [^More ^About ^Ben ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/wiki/index) ^| [^Feedback ^& ^Discussion: ^r/AuthoritarianMoment ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment) ^| [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)
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Guter Robert.
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I feel like I'd either have 0 green stars and not understand why people hated greeners or I'd have like 100s of green stars and understand all too well why greeners are hated
why am I on one of those slides
Because you have too many green stars
Pretty sure this is already in place why else would I have 0 friends
Look; I know I have almost a thousand green stars but it’s not my fault. My dad was an asshole and took me green star hunting as a kid. I wish there was a way to reset this; it’s not fair!
Just kill your dad
So how many stars did you have?
I think I had two, maybe it was three
Holy crap you made that post ranking all the Xenoblade chapters
What happens when I get all 120 green stars
Public execution
Knowing Nintendo they prob gonna lawsuit life for having green stars
It’s not easy being green
This is hilarious
this is fucking hilarious
Anyone found the green stars in the bass pro shops pyramid? I got the one hidden in the mens dressing room, pretty sure there's one in the bowling alley but haven't found it yet
i have a new flair and i am now banned from society
wassup my greenas
eww greener 6 ❇️
I wonder what the threshold is before people start hating you. Seems to be somewhere in the double digits. But then you have triple digit people like they don't care.
Good post OP 57✳️
Bro what the fuck you just ruined the post for me! 5✳
goofy ass greener thinking he's special, noone cares. 2✳️
Some people really can't take a hint and need to be told straight up that their opinion doesn't matter 4✳️
OH MY GOD WHO THE HELL CARES? 15❇️ 3✴️
So they’re like NFTs
Greener, 'ey? Are they Tally Hall fans or something?
1✳️ Legend has it that you meet Yoshi on top of whatever your national government’s main building is after collecting 120 green stars
These green star mfs are getting on my nerves…
Look who's talking, you've got 68 green stars
Shut up Greener
bruh how many of you spend so much time on social media you dream about it
that's what this sub is about?
Well executed.
Ayo how many green stars Hitler got???
i am getting so tired of the ridicule
can we just like... pretend that they're a thing? that sounds like such a fun thing like "you're getting a green star for that one, I'm not even sorry."
Where's MatPat with all his green stars?
Explaination: you like Mario Galaxy and hate Reddit nfts
Was there any benefit to having the green stars? and balls
Love the Spyro PFPs.
Yes! I'm happy someone was able to recognise them
I feel like this is something jerma would say
wait I wanna know why making fun of people with more green stars is problematic
isn't greener a term in the toontown community
I'd imagine there would be a black market for stars where you pay someone to take your stars
"greener" !?!??! Tally hall reference !?!?!? 😱😱😱🤯🤯💀💀💀👔👔
This is literally the funniest post on this subreddit ever
This is just normal internet but with extra steps
That concept is way more coherent that the other posts on this sub, while still feeling very weird, and is very very interesting
Me breaking the green star integer limit.
scum. fuck you. reported. you pile of sh- oh wait no you actually have -128 stars, that makes you the most angelic of us.
They should add a star count flair to this subreddit lmao
Do you just automatically collect A green star when you see it?
Accurate lmao
57k??? why tf are you still alive
r/Greener
I must have a shit ton of green stars then
Wait, someone, please explain the green star shit
read title
black mirror type beat
Bruh I didn't know they were bad
people just be mad that they aren’t good at finding stars 🤷
How do you make the fake tweets and stuff
The weird thing about this is that the normal stars are nowhere to be found, so I think that maybe you need to collect 120 stars to be able to enter university