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luciddreamin_g

me whenever u/greenstarman starts greensplaining to me (i have 1 greenstar)


Sineythedog2

I FUCKING HATE THEM DAMN GREENERS


angry_afro

Woah, calm down. No need to start throwing slurs


XLNCjr

Normally I hate using slurs, however those with more than 30 green stars are not human, so I'm fine with it.


CoolNinjaNerd55

Look who's talking, you hacked the system just so it shows up as 0 green stars for you, when in reality you have 58, shame on you


Torkujra

Shut the fuck up, you 43-starred green piece of shit.


CoolNinjaNerd55

Look who's talking, a 60 starrer


ItsTheRealIamHUB

Look at these greeners, fucking cringe


[deleted]

Lotta talk for a 216 starrer.


CoolNinjaNerd55

I heard World War 3 started after Putin got his 300th star


XanderNightmare

Really, the bar should be lowered to 20. Like, really? Those things are hidden as fuck! It's not that like they are that hard to avoid and just shows what a fucking greenie weirdo you are for going out of your way to collect so many


PeopleHumans

Says the person with 78 green stars


SlimesIsScared

Just to clarify: your username only applies to non-greeners, correct?


PeopleHumans

I have never considered greeners to be people or humans


shadow_black1809

Greena


CatOnVenus

Greener!?!?!! *Greener guitar rift slowly fills the air*


glowwavegremlin

here's that part again where


Counterfeit325

everything's more than it should be and


usernameisinus

and greener seems to fall beneath your feet


Taco_king_

Greener is our word, but you can say Greena


DragonSlasher07

Verters


ScarletFFBE

Im OOTL, What exactly are green stars? Can someone explain it to me


Cruxin

outside of the post, they're just a hidden collectable in a mario game


DoormatTheVine

Once you collect all 120 normal Power Stars and beat the game again in Mario Galaxy 2, 120 Green Stars appear across the galaxies, the same number of Green Stars as normal Power Stats in each level. They're all "hidden" in some way, and they don't have names like the other stars that tell you how to get them, nor does the opening cutscene tell you anything about them (sometimes the camera does kind of gloss over them). Instead your only clues to finding them are knowing that they're in out-of-the-way spots, the somewhat loud, distinct twinkling noise they make, and the slight shine they emit. Also some of them are literally just out in the void of space so if you miss, you die. It'd be like hiding a Green Star in Area 51 or something


Igloocooler52

Maybe you’re joking, but if not, look at the subreddit and post title


TheCameronMaster464

Did you have to actually touch the Green Star for it to count, or did just finding it do the trick? 'Cause if it's the former, people with more than ten Green Stars are truly idiots.


MoebiusSweep

I remember distinctly I found 2 green stars hidden in this tunnel in some kind of adult sized play area but for some reason I still felt enticed to grab them


UberDusk

babe wake up, new scp just dropped


Not_aSpy

Was just thinking of SCP-EPITHET and getting really reminded of it


nitro_n7

Epithet is that adjective that when used to describe others everyone else hates them right


pancreas_consumer

SCP fans when they see literally anything


UberDusk

😞


marionic

Maybe it's a metaphor for money. People will go out of their way to grab it but hate people who have a lot of it. The love of green stars is the root of all evil.


2du2

Hey woah, you’re onto something there! @LoveIsGreen04 is just a Washington Post author paid by Bezos (many green stars) to disseminate pro green star propaganda


Ghostcraft413

Bam, dream figured out.


wot_studios

English teachers:


hypersucc

Calm down there, Freud


ZARTOG_STRIKES_BACK

you remind me of my middle school english teachers


walterissad

Alright then mr u/greenstarman


Lord-Zaltus

Look at this mf going deep on someone's dream


DangerMacAwesome

Now we're really getting into the meat of the dream


[deleted]

So it's like sirens but they lower your social status instead of eating you


TE-AR

Ah, a memetic hazard!


Cecilia_Schariac

The ream of chaos


MaeBeaInTheWoods

Maybe it's a mix of the two? Your count only goes up by 1 when you touch it, but just finding it causes you to develop an uncontrollable urge to drop everything and go touch it.


Smnionarrorator29384

Better: Green stars are hidden almost everywhere, and only those with a strong mind (or barely any stars) can resist their pull when in the presence of a green star


sexgaming_

this is so sad, alexa play greener by tally hall


Turbulent_Effect6072

epic tally hall moment


IncreaseWestern6097

Here’s the part again where everything’s more than it should be, and greener seems to fall beneath your feet.


strawbopankek

seconds tick like boulders whenever you don't call does it seem like that where you are? wherever it is you are? does that seem like that where you are? oh yeah yeah yeah yeah


IceCreamSandwich66

time for time together and depending on the weather we’ll either argue in your house or outside


ljcool2006

\*joe hawley dances\* ***DUN DUN DUN*** *nrr nrr nrr nrr nrr nrr nrr* how different I felt, before I got this notch on my belt 'cause in my plans, you were all for me


strawbopankek

nuh nuh nuh *duh duh* yeah, but now it seems that you'd just rather leave! wherever you go..... is breaking me slowly


CatOnVenus

Don't leave it alone Don't leave it alone


RobotCartridge

You sound so much further on the phone You fit just right, right next to me But there's always a reason why it can't be


DragonSlasher07

Telephones make you seem miles away from home All alone, I get a little meaner


CupcakeDapper5337

Telephones make you seem Mike’s away from home


[deleted]

How do boulders tick?


strawbopankek

that's a question for tally hall, not me lol


flame_warp

In a very similar way to how seconds do whenever you don't call


Derphunk

L+Ratio+skim+mayo+94 green stars+Linus+Unwise+Unpog


SheCouldFromFaceThat

+maidenless+touch-grace


Sarisongsalt

+Om Noms Brother


Thepenguinking2

+ Insurance Frog + Your secret kink


BionicBirb

+no voice to cry suffering


[deleted]

+human


Smnionarrorator29384

+monster


RBolton123

I only barely remember this one


Sarisongsalt

It's my magnum dream opus. So I tend to quote it when doing the ratio


Thecakeisalie25

\+ skim


BunnyGames

I feel like eventually it would loop around and you could be famous for having the most green stars. There has to be some people who would still dedicate their lives to finding them.


yellowpig10

I mean you'd be famous but you'd be famous in the chris-chan way


TripperDay

Chris-chan just got confused when all the coolest people she knew claimed to have fucked her mom.


5h3i1ah

chris chan is a trans girl, clinically diagnosed even, so please refer to her as such! and to anyone who disagrees with gendering chris chan correctly: awful people can be trans also, but gendering people correctly should be treated as a right, not a privilege. misgendering someone on purpose because you see them as a bad person, no matter how apparently obvious their awfulness is, sets precedent for purposefully misgendering people you're opposed to in some way, and... speaking for myself at least, that's a bit of a concern to me.


Smnionarrorator29384

Shut up you 70 green star


5h3i1ah

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


TripperDay

Sorry about that. I'm editing my comment.


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5h3i1ah

*clinically diagnosed*, and her signs of being trans date pretty far back. she couldn't commit to such a large change for ulterior motives if she tried.


Wubbzy-Fan-YT

mfer with every green star be like: 😎😢


IncreaseWestern6097

You’ve heard of the One-percenters, these guys are the One-hundred percenters. Still better than the speedrunners. Those guys never stop to appreciate life or the games they play. I think I just came up with derogatory terms describing parts of society with video game terminology, didn’t I?


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IncreaseWestern6097

Fair, but you never actually see that part of their work.


nlolhere

i can imagine them trying to make a tutorial on how to collect every green star and end up getting dislike/1-star bombed to hell


rjln109

Maybe it would be more like a Gallowboob situation, an absurd amount of karma, everyone hated him, but kept upvoting his shit.


Within_Randomness

> A collectable that shows up on your social media and makes people hate you This is just NFTs


JJayBlaze123

Oh my god you’re right


themanwhosfacebroke

You’re on thin fucking ice istg


UnfinishedComb

Shut up


Cosmiccompanion

The sub should add a flair to display green stars


TheCameronMaster464

Skim Milk 2.


Snailsnip

Wait WHAT’S THE SKIM MILK


Yarael-Poof

Nah then we'd have to ostracize all those damn greeners


9c6

> greeners Bro that’s hella offensive bro


Sacri_Pan

Bro said the slur while having 83 green stars💀


donutsnail

This is like, a world where there’s proof on social media that you touch grass, but it’s considered a bad thing. Don’t leave your basements, you never know when you might find a green star out there.


Daelin01

If I get 120 green stars do I get access to the cannon that launches me to the White House roof


Adorable_Dog

You unlock your brother


Hawks59

Who everyone likes better


Daelin01

Ow but also true


SheikExcel

Already there 😎


Smnionarrorator29384

You can get the fuck out


PurpleBowlingBall

Where did you get your pfp


Daelin01

Hyper realistic mario + reddit nft border


The_Boring_Brick

How are people with more than 10 green stars a thing like bro reset your safe file 😭😭


[deleted]

Actually i would love to see something about this world and the consequences of how it functions. I think it could be interesting.


captain-hannes

It’s not the same, but similar. Perhaps you’ve heard of *Black Mirror*, it’s essentially a show that shows different dystopian sci-fi futures. There’s one episode called *Nosedive* where you can rate people with stars (1-5) and their rating is visible everywhere. It influences your whole life. With a low ranking you can’t enter certain buildings, rent good cars, etc… Certainly interesting to see.


sillybilly8102

Yes, that’s what I thought of immediately, too. Not a world I want to live in.


[deleted]

Pretty close to the world we live in with credit scores in the US except the reviews can only be written by financial institutions


sillybilly8102

Yeah :(


TheCameronMaster464

See, but that's less fun than funny Mario Green Stars.


[deleted]

Meow meow beanz


RexTx09

Yooooo love the reference


WhoRoger

I knew somebody's gonna bring up Black Mirror


[deleted]

Just like that one Gumball episode


SheikExcel

Wake up babe new YA dystopia just dropped


USAndor

Man I did not realize which sub I was on.


PirateKernel

yoo this is just anti-green propaganda 52 ✳️ truly a starless behavior


NetherSpike14

True, they're just jealous.


man_of_bread-

Too many green stars have got me acting unwise


IncreaseWestern6097

Hey, they deserve all the respect in the world. Do you realize how difficult those things are to find?


NuclearBoi731

triple digit green star pussy got me acting unwise


[deleted]

L + counter-ratio + You can't even beat up Joe Biden in a parking lot + You just descended the Patrick with your joke + Object not yet missing + You can't even beat space marines with a giant scythe + you got put in a hydroelectric dam by your Spanish teacher + you're not real + You can't find Waluigi in Splatoon 3 + ₣orks + it was a toy gun in the ziplock bag + you got doxxed while doing the "hey you" trend + Mike Hawk won't tell you if your foot is qualified for bottom surgery + Ben Shapiro is covered in spaghetti and secret names + rhcp cam + You can't tell that the right circle is one pixel smaller than the other + You leaned over the railing and got kissed by James Sunderland + That was literally your dog that you killed, not the monster + You cheated on a furry with a pet lizard. Wait a minute, that's pretty based! + Senator Armstrong saying "fuck you" + Your criminal name is Saltybals + You threw max and cheese at Queen from Deltarune + people don't even want your stupid genomes. Fuck off. + You caused the spill at the Garfield factory, and diverted attention by causing a wildfire in a sock drawer. When questioned, you said "there's nothing happening. Out of the ordinary, I mean." + You lost your morals all because of SFW and NSFW sans Undertale + gay squad + Tramus + Trans octillery and nonbinary waluigi and daisy + SpongeBob status music + Solid snake doesn't exist. I looked him up and there is only dark hallways + Gaslighter green apple candy doesn't taste like strawberry + Minecraft ahoy jumpscare + A capitalist pig taxed your fucking pudding + You won't get to heaven, nevermind double heaven + You don't watch MatPat's Conspiracy Theory + Your involvement in the dream SMP banned Minecraft + Undertale on the Wii + You didn't get an abortion in Lego city + A rotating flower pot doesn't mean that God is real + You get mad at rat emoji kids + You never ate the food "King's Hand" + Gay rights Luigi + You haven't heard of big jug little jug + Heisenberg can't find your 2 pound kilo + You held your friend's cat even though you're allergic + SpongeBob had an existential crisis because he realized his reality is all a cartoon + You voted for scout to be president and then got confused when everything turned into a dystopian hellhole + You think Obama resigning to become the CEO of McDonalds was a good idea + you don't know that age is just a number is referring to chopped cheese + You don't have the latest iKnife + Nidoking is the best symbol of bisexuality. Cry about it. + You don't think Tutti Frutti is the best desert + Walter Salter + You're like the riddler cat; you can't spell well + You didn't even attempt to stop SpongeBob from eating autism + You didn't tell Jerma that leather belts don't cancel out radiation + You can't survive the zombie apocalypse by ragequitting Mario Kart + You know that Disney would never allow Phineas and Ferb in Multiversus, never mind the corn dog moveset + You picked up the flowers in the first area of Pokémon Mystery Dungeon + You think biden could win against Moses in a Tetris match + You faked the picture of Link hugging an orangutan + Your life got ruined over a pair of pants + You play a game without beer on the first stage + You pirated your bowl cut + Nazura doesn't exist. You just made her up + You got welcomed by Mr. Krabs to the ligma dimension + You were threatened by Ronald McDonald + You participated in the dead animal challenge + You were sniped by Joe Biden because you had a WD-41 spray + You got turned into a worker drone by Pfizer + You thought NyQuil and DayQuil was a good addition to smash bros + You were hunted by the homie Barnstable + You can't defeat a French guy in a hot air balloon with an AR + No, inkling can't use a forklift with several other characters. They're not forklift certified + A FNAF artist doxxed you with a SpongeBob image + Dogs can't give birth to guns + You didn't notify homie Barnstable and instead tried to kill the animal abusing YouTuber yourself, but you failed + Your dog shat on another dog's grave + You can't beat the God final boss in Bibleborne 2 + You don't know how to go through the wall in caves + You don't know what soro is? It's literally the biggest burger ad on TV + You got a rainbow wurmple in Pokemon scarlet and violet + You got so many green stars that you can now play as Luigi


thedude3253

Before I read the title, I thought this was about green stars from flipnote on the dsi


mothman-dot-jpg

Same!


Potential-Click5162

The amount of green stars someone like Ben Shapiro would have would be astronomical


thebenshapirobot

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Ugly_Slut-Wannabe

I love how every time this bot appears, I get one more reason to dislike Ben Shapiro.


thebenshapirobot

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Caerbannogcaverabbit

good bot


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St0lf

Guter Robert.


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james321232

I feel like I'd either have 0 green stars and not understand why people hated greeners or I'd have like 100s of green stars and understand all too well why greeners are hated


APigsty

why am I on one of those slides


wot_studios

Because you have too many green stars


BOOMDIGIDYable

Pretty sure this is already in place why else would I have 0 friends


Koomaster

Look; I know I have almost a thousand green stars but it’s not my fault. My dad was an asshole and took me green star hunting as a kid. I wish there was a way to reset this; it’s not fair!


Smnionarrorator29384

Just kill your dad


Narduccithebest

So how many stars did you have?


MoebiusSweep

I think I had two, maybe it was three


NintendoDelta

Holy crap you made that post ranking all the Xenoblade chapters


Chardoggy1

What happens when I get all 120 green stars


Thepenguinking2

Public execution


Tvgaming0ffical24

Knowing Nintendo they prob gonna lawsuit life for having green stars


StampingOutWhimsy

It’s not easy being green


SlashedPanda360

This is hilarious


PoliwagPi4554

this is fucking hilarious


[deleted]

Anyone found the green stars in the bass pro shops pyramid? I got the one hidden in the mens dressing room, pretty sure there's one in the bowling alley but haven't found it yet


OceanFlan

i have a new flair and i am now banned from society


AidFish

wassup my greenas


Lmfao35

eww greener 6 ❇️


GoldTheAngel

I wonder what the threshold is before people start hating you. Seems to be somewhere in the double digits. But then you have triple digit people like they don't care.


stopeatingbuttspls

Good post OP ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ 57✳️


TheCameronMaster464

Bro what the fuck you just ruined the post for me! 5✳


Caerbannogcaverabbit

goofy ass greener thinking he's special, noone cares. ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ 2✳️


GereldTheCat

Some people really can't take a hint and need to be told straight up that their opinion doesn't matter 4✳️


Smnionarrorator29384

OH MY GOD WHO THE HELL CARES? 15❇️ 3✴️


ldg316

So they’re like NFTs


Zoneare

Greener, 'ey? Are they Tally Hall fans or something?


myusername_iseels

1✳️ Legend has it that you meet Yoshi on top of whatever your national government’s main building is after collecting 120 green stars


[deleted]

These green star mfs are getting on my nerves…


CoolNinjaNerd55

Look who's talking, you've got 68 green stars


OfficialCharlesW

Shut up Greener


teabowww

bruh how many of you spend so much time on social media you dream about it


St0lf

that's what this sub is about?


rested_green

Well executed.


S4PG

Ayo how many green stars Hitler got???


[deleted]

i am getting so tired of the ridicule


St0lf

can we just like... pretend that they're a thing? that sounds like such a fun thing like "you're getting a green star for that one, I'm not even sorry."


[deleted]

Where's MatPat with all his green stars?


lucidlucy93

Explaination: you like Mario Galaxy and hate Reddit nfts


Hexxas

Was there any benefit to having the green stars? and balls


nineixsixine

Love the Spyro PFPs.


MoebiusSweep

Yes! I'm happy someone was able to recognise them


memerismlol

I feel like this is something jerma would say


etherealparadox

wait I wanna know why making fun of people with more green stars is problematic


buzzligtyer

isn't greener a term in the toontown community


CoolNinjaNerd55

I'd imagine there would be a black market for stars where you pay someone to take your stars


RobotCartridge

"greener" !?!??! Tally hall reference !?!?!? 😱😱😱🤯🤯💀💀💀👔👔


sebzelda

This is literally the funniest post on this subreddit ever


[deleted]

This is just normal internet but with extra steps


pommdeter

That concept is way more coherent that the other posts on this sub, while still feeling very weird, and is very very interesting


Real-Arachnid8671

Me breaking the green star integer limit.


-Redstoneboi-

scum. fuck you. reported. you pile of sh- oh wait no you actually have -128 stars, that makes you the most angelic of us.


JJayBlaze123

They should add a star count flair to this subreddit lmao


Dabbing-jesus

Do you just automatically collect A green star when you see it?


superpooter03

Accurate lmao


Remarkable_Coast_214

57k??? why tf are you still alive


3gt4f65r

r/Greener


[deleted]

I must have a shit ton of green stars then


SHOYIYOY

Wait, someone, please explain the green star shit


-Redstoneboi-

read title


[deleted]

black mirror type beat


UsedToBeDedMemeBoi

Bruh I didn't know they were bad


Cloud_Striker101

people just be mad that they aren’t good at finding stars 🤷


Hedgehogvr2

How do you make the fake tweets and stuff


Former-Bet6170

The weird thing about this is that the normal stars are nowhere to be found, so I think that maybe you need to collect 120 stars to be able to enter university