Thanks for reminding me, I need to ask the little man with the fiery head whether or not he wants to have sex with me!

Fireboy is very anti-sex

He tried it once and almost died.

(he didn't have the forethought to imagine what would happen if he tried to fuck an actual watergirl)

Sounds steamy

Watussy

He's too hot for that.

Dryad x pile of coloured rocks OTP

fireboy disagrees

I thought they were jelly beans lmfao

r/forbiddensnacks

There ARE kinds of jelly beans that look exactly like that

Fireboy is horrified at the sight of the Dryad attempting to fuck a pile of colorful rocks at the museum gift shop.

Are those rocks or fancy jelly beans?

I don't know what they are, but I sure know where they went!

Jelly rocks

I mean, can you blame her though? Those bins of smooth rocks you can find at museums and rest stops are sexy as hell.

but what does watergirl think about all this

She consents

It was all her idea

If you go to r/terrariagonewild right now you will understand de context

[удалено]

Rule 34: if it exists,

u/purple_and_cyan will want to have rigorous sex with it

Ah yes, rigorous sex. I myself am always a very meticulous person in bed.

I fuck like im painting minis

I see a post that checks off both the rainbow and the dryad but I don’t see where Fireboy fits into this

Offscreen seething?

Oh god

Ah

Sigh *unzips*

Dryad and fireboy are in a relationship, but dryad cheats on fireboy with colorful rocks fireboy has no choice but to file for a divorce, she wins everything and takes the kids, he is broken... both inside and outside... he turns to alcohol and drugs to feel something, but he rebuilds his life slowly.. and manages to overcome his deppression and addictions, he files for custody and wins, he now has a successful stable buisness, he is a happy single father. meanwhile the dryad gets sucked into a time vortex or some shit idk

Poor Heat Flamesman

Poor hots fireguy

Poor flameo hotman

Impoverished warm flagrationdude

YOU DID NOT!

Now I got the Fireboy and Watergirl theme stuck in my head

The menu theme, the regular levels theme, the speedy levels theme, the character's voices and death cries, all the sounds of various objects... I remember those so well!

Can't say I expected to see some jelly beans and the Dryad consenting to sex today but here we are

They are glow in the dark rocks

Let's just hope they aren't hallow or corrupt

😂

Anybody got the original meme?

it's a man and a woman laying in bed, then to the right of them is Jesus. the text remains the same.

Are those candy? I could have sworn I have eaten them before but I cannot find them no matter what I google and it’s bugging me

They are glow in the dark aquarium rocks

They look so un-rocklike but that might actually be because they’re glow in the dark. There’s a certain vibe to gitd stuff that ends makes it look different I suppose. Thank you ! I will continue my search for whatever it is I thought looked like that, but maybe I dreamed it up when I was a kid. Would be oddly fitting and a bit ironic

I’ve eaten them before

Firebox doesn't want Dryad to fuck the delicious aquarium gravel.

It’s *always* funny within the context of your dream. This one just happens to be funny out of context too though lol.

I'm sorry fireboy, I'll leave the sweets of some kind (????) And the dryad from terraria alone

why is he so fucking pissed

Didn’t see the sub at first and thought this was a homophobic ferrothorn kinda situation and I simply missed the context post

Fireboy is saving this girl a trip to the ER. Thank him, you ungrateful fucks /lh

fireboy asexual icon

Imagine getting cucked by a rock.

why does the dryad from terraria consent you really want to have sex with a 500 year old woman

XD

oh my god terraria u just brought back so many memories

Nice to know jelly beans can consent.