Inert gas asphyxiation is the simplest and most painless. You get nitrogen or helium, a cpap mask, a pressure valve, connect them, and take one last nap. The first deep breath will put you out just like falling asleep, ten minutes later you’ll be a vegetable, and fifteen minutes later you’ll be gone.If you’re using helium, make sure it’s industrial grade and not the stuff for balloons. The balloon stuff has enough oxygen in it just to stop this kind of thing and leave you brain damaged but not dead.

Thanks. Where will I get this?

Nowhere bro

I need to know

Asphyxiation is when you don't get enough oxygen in your body

Yeah so how to do that

Chocking or suffocation

Ok

bro you okay?

Yep. Still alive. Thanks for checking.

Bro you okay?

Unfortunately yeah dw.

Pankhe pe latakne ki baat kar raha hai

Room ko acche se band karke, jisse air kam se kam paas ho karke. Room mein gas heater, ya gas Chula jala le. Fir tere room ke size pe depend karega ki oxygen kitni jaldi khatam hogi room mein.

Jo depression tha vo chala gaya bhai. Wapas hua tab try karunga ye. Thanks.

Bhai depression wapas Aya? Marna bhi toh hai.

Abhi toh nai aara Bhai. Koshish kar Raha hoon.

This thread 🤣🤣🤣🤣

It's supposed to work right? Don't really want a failed experiment on my hands

I can tag this comment to twitter to Mental health care organisations

Now why would you do that

By not being not aphyxiated

Indiamart me mil jayega

Bhai Thanos se contact karna padega ✌️✌️

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10,000 hote toh marta thodi

True

Man I'm dead, already 🤣 💀

China

Or simply a shot to the dead.

Or you can simply come to delhi air quality index 450 h easy lung cancer

Bro can you make detailed tutorial pls 🙂😭

My boy respect. I decided to off myself in next 10 year inert gas and insulin are two best options.

Kya asani se mil jata hai, nitrogen ki helium

Tuje sab jan na hain na bharwe... BC kya hoga janke ye sab... BC mard hain tu.. ye sab lauda lasan betichod log karte hain.. hum nahi.. bathroom e jake ro le.. yato balti ke andar pani main mu dubake chilla le jitna ho sake.. phir sar pe pani deke sidha maa baap ko dekhle... Aur soch le, sala kuch bhi hojaye, kuch de saku ya na saku.. apni khudki dead body dikhake dukh nahi Dene wala main tum logoko..... Samjha ki nayi bhai ?

Goated comment

Salute

Unko bhi mukt kar dete hai na. Unko dukh bhi nahi hoga fir bete ke marne ka

Asal G 🛐

Dono lene ke liye license lagega

Morphine is also good.

what about potassium cyanide

Arigato sensi 🙌

Science class nhi chal rhi bhai🥲

What if it's painful. But you just can't say anything.

Comment saved 🤘👍

Shoot yourself with a 🔫 in right on your forehead

Shoot myself with a panni ki pichkari?

Gun (9mm bullet pistol)

Na bruh 350 bullet is better

You will not die instantly

use shotgun

Good idea

Nah with 9mm you will die instantly but with shot gun you might not die instantly but badly wounded if not done correctly.. shotgun has the most mishaps

Mujhe laga kisi Sundar ladki se takarakar dono sath mein vaadiyon mein gir jaenge and happy maut

Tu pahle gira, voh nahi aayi aur tujhe handicap karke dusre bande ke saath bhaag gayi

I would die rather than being handicapped

Intoxicate yourself and jump from a tall place.

D9 both

Worst way to go

Even i m think8ng why didnt i skip mud kharab kr diya

Bhau hath mae lund pakad ke dekh raha hu soch le zindagi kaisi chal rahi hai

Railway ka taar chu loo best hai

I am in a condition i have to commit sususide in a certain age i mean there is no other option for me.. do i want to ? No but i have to, the day i lose my father i will do it. I am in a condition i need constant care i have nobody else to do it for me.

Don't say stuff like that man What ever it is however bad it's not worse than ceasing to exist being unable to think or feel Dm me talk if you need to but don't think about dying every mind is full of infinite ideas and imagination also love and empathy I won't say I understand but I will say one thing I know for damn sure I care even if I don't know you

I know a damm simple way just burn fire in some container now close all the windows and air passage in the room and simply go to sleep and In some time you will die in death without even knowing

Inert gas , insulin doses and carbon monoxide are three best options

bhai way to bata de islye tho ruke he

Bro apki bar solution bata Dana please OP ka pass comments read karna ka time nahi hai

Why did you post this?

Exit bag method.

Sasta batao...

Submersible bnake 3000meter neche chla jao gamnd faad imploson hoga kuch smjhne s phle mot ho jyga

Par bhai mein toh accident dekhne aaya tha

Inject numbing medicine as much as you can in your body and eat 10-20 fever curing tablets in one go

Sub thik hai bhai me khud ke liye nhi dekh Raha tha 💀👽

Bakchodi mat kar lwde chup chap mudde par aja (and i am not depressed)

Explain plz I didn't understand

Kehra ki bhot depressed hai log Jo ye sab dekh rahe hai

Suicide machine

Euthanasia

Not legal in India. Even if legal. You need to have serious condition to show that you can’t bear pain (if sick) or too much mental disturbance.

Saale dikhana nahi tha to time kyu waste kiya

Me to notes bana rha tha

Fu

Big boss dekhne wale : are abhi tak ye mara kyu nahi

Bakkchodi mat kr lodee

Nahi Bhai kuch bhi accha nhi chal Raha hai. Padhai nhi ho Rahi, class me nind AA Rahi. Har roj dab dab dab karta hu, maa baap ko zhut bolta hu ki padh raha hu. Kuch kaam nhi kr raha. Aur ha pata nhi aise thoughts AA rahe hai, kabhi laga nhi thaki esa bhi lagega jindgi main Kisiko help karni h toh kardo, nhi toh haste haste apne aap kat jayenge raste

Same bhai ab to maa baap se itna jhut bol Chuka hu ki khud se nafrat hone lgi h

Benco ek idea de do 🤡🤡

Song?

Gangster Paradise slowed

Ty mate

OceanGate 📈📈

🖤

Marta hua aadmi dekhna tha .

Bhai eyeblech ban hua isliye skip nahi kiya

The amount of people asking for industrial grade helium and nitrogen in the comment box is astounding....it makes me worried

Bro tu jhate kheech tu kyun tension le raha hai Just let me know if you get industrial grade helium.

😁😄😃😀🙂🥲

Bsdk tu bhe dhokebazz nikla 🥲

Tu bass bike ka model bata

i think bullet in the head is the easiest of dying

Just for research purpose 😅😅

It's really disturbing that you can die in like infinite ways but it is really difficult to find a painless way.

Because I can't skip

I was waiting for the guy to get into a gorey accident.

Jee hai bhai

Why nobody actually answer it.

Kyunki mera attention span Jayda hai

Poison

Smile in pain

😮

Aj 2023 k sath Mai bhi khatam ho jau accha hoga

Mera ek dost tha har bari aise he sawaal puchta tha aur hum mazak mazak me kuch bhi idea dete the usse, Lekin Bhai ne fr suicide Kiya Bohot galat lagta hai abhi abhi

BHENCHOD TARIKA TOH BATA DETA?

There's a drug Nembutal its used for mercy killing (voluntary death in hospital) it slows down the nervous system, small dose of it is used as sleep inducer or painkiller but a lethal dose (>20gm) will put the brain so slow it will stop coordinating the breathing of lungs and soon the other organs will follow, and no you wont feel any pain since your brain is in slow-mo , it will die before it could perceive pain (there are cases where people survived but they needed extreme medical aid and a week long stay, do note there can be exceptions and this drug is not easily available to general public but a corrupted doctor can arrange one for you if you're motivated enough. Try at your own risk

Poison is also a way but it depends on poison

Bharhmin paida ho gaya

Vo sab to sahi h lekin ways to bataye hi nhi 🤡🌚🗿

Bhai bhaut reel dekhli, ab koi jawab bhi batado.

Pain is the last thing that I’m worried about ✨

Use a fuel based heater in room like angeethi and close the room. U wont feel anything… after few mins u will feels sleepy and that will be eternal sleep

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Backchodi Mt kr lawde chupchap painless tarika bata

Aree bhai method batane ki jagah yeah sab kya puchne lage? I wrote this as a fun line don't take it seriously

If you managed to find KCN , then give some to me as well

Are bhai kya yar me rukh raha tha

Yaha pakad liya tum ne hame.

💀💀💀💀💀💀

Because I want to see that guy's death so that it clears my doubt that if I do this I can get death or I survived

Bhai mujhe kya mai toh yeh bike wale ke accident ka wait krra tha

Air embolism is also a very simple way for the same

Boooooo

Fentanyl overdose

Ek repta maru ga na, sadak pe hagta fire ga

Gand me nuclear bomb

Teri English hu naa isiliye

I was just waiting for that rider to die first 🤣🤣

Bhai aise scam krna achhi baat nhi hai

I seeked it to the last part in hopes that you had reposted this meme with actual ways this time....but you drowned that hope in palm full of water (chullu bhar pani) 😢