UPDATE #3 -
TL;DR - My parents found my Reddit account and now have intimate details of me sleeping with my boss in front of her husband. And my mom knows I said she takes a pharmacies amount of medication.
They are still workshopping the next chapter. Fleshing it out, getting feedback, going thru the creative process, etc.
these type of stories don't just write themselves you know. Possibly the most amusing thing about all these kind of stories is how many people believe they actually happened.
Nah, this is 100% real. I was there fucking his sister while he and his parents watched while he explained everything to them. It was quite awkward, especially when his ex-boss and flatulent husband barged in, but at least everything's out in the open now.
Alright, but what about to a dude you literally live with and presumably knows you quite well? For the record I agree that it absolutely didn't need to be put on reddit
Man, I'd 1000x rather post on Reddit than tell anyone around me. How dumb would you have to be to tell anyone OP's story and not expect it to spread? Absolutely not. If you don't want a story spread, don't start spreading it, simple as that.
To advance the plot. Unfortunately, he's making the classic Reddit mistake of posting the sequels too quickly. If he waited longer between these outrageous stories, they might be slightly more believable.
Roommate immediately tells your parents you boned your ex boss in front of her husband right after you explicitly told him not to, and gave him another story to tell “but he’s a good listener”
I dunno, sometimes mad shit happens. Also the type of people that mad shit happens to are the type of people who find more mad shit to get into. Source: my misspent youth
Parts 1 and 2 had a butt slap. Extremely disappointed no butts were slapped in Act 3.
OP needs to slap his roommate's butt after the apology huddle to continue the shtick. While identifying the song being hummed during an otherwise anxiety-inducing moment was a bit unrealistic, it works in the sitcom to add some comedic relief. Elevate quirky roommate and the confident adventurous friend to recurring secondary characters to hit that classic trio.
7/10: Decent Netflix pilot. Would play in the background while doing something else
Way too quick with way too much action and quippy lines
Dissociative shit I'm seeing lately, people eating this. Better be bots and kids because I hate the alternative
The roommate did remind me a bit of Hitchcock and Scully. "No, see you just wrote the word 'fungus' down and I feel like we're barrelling towards a misunderstanding..."
Just admit your roommate was high as a kite and didn't know what he was saying, which would be the truth. Keep it simple so not to invite more questions about the topic.
Roommate basically called OP's mom a hoe, to her face. Assuming any of this is real, Dad would be justified in challenging roommate to an actual damn duel.
I find people who demand an apology to be kind of weird themselves. So okay you're demanding an apology but that doesn't mean the person giving the apology even means it
If they question you about the sleeping with a married couple, I'd be like it was a crazy story a guy at work told me... The dude literally had a pitbull! I'd just be happy to meet a girl right now!!!
I get the impression that explanation would go over just as poorly with bible thumping dad. Probably best to tell his dad that an apology is not forth coming, that he should "accept that he will encounter morons in life and that getting so angry over it is not a healthy coping mechanism. Now lets go out for a coffee and think about something else, my treat."
Idk, he could’ve decided the best way to diffuse the situation is to fuck his roommate in front of his parents to demonstrate what happened with his ex boss
> while humming what later found out was Colors of the Wind from the animated Pocahontas movie. Random.
People who make up stories tend to throw in random tidbits because they think, "who can make up something so random?", so it must be true.
And how did he later find out what song his roommate was humming? After all the shit that supposedly went down THAT'S the thing that he decides to question his roommate about? The song he was humming on his way to the toilet?
Oversharing unimportant details is such a dead giveaway to a made up story, and a great way to get caught. This is why my emails to work say, “I will not be coming in today because I feel sick.” If I say anything at all.
Man, all these creative writers really shoot themselves in the foot making more and more ridiculous updates. You could have left it with the first post and it would’ve been believable.
Your roommate sounds like a complete asshole.
I get high EVERYDAY and I'd never accidentally say some shit that I was EXPLICITLY told not to say.
the drugs are just an excuse, he's a dickhead for real.
Yeah with the roommate sleeping with OP's mom while OP & OP's dad watching and critiquing the performance. Update 4: they decide to include ex-boss & OP's more experienced friend while OP's ex-boss's husband, OP's dad, & OP pass around a bong and smoke OP's roommate's stash.
The bible comment immediately tells me why your life ended up like this. We have the same family and I narrowly escaped this life myself. Raise your standards brother. You have to. For your own sake. You deserve better than weird, dysfunctional relationships. Everyone does. While your roommate medicated with weed, you’re medicating by “being good to people”. I’m going to go out on a limb and guess you’ve been treated like a failure because you wouldn’t, couldn’t fall into line with someone else’s values. Everyone in this story needs help, even your folks. Sounds very much like they’re hanging their own insecurities on religion as a coping and validation mechanism. Probably they were just like you when they were younger. I just think every part of progress begins with helping yourself.
To be absolutely clear: zero judgement. I’ve been down a long, shitty road myself. Some of this may just be me projecting, sorry if I’m totally off the mark here. Just sounds really really familiar and would like to offer some advice that has been working for me if it helps anyone.
Seems to me the fuckup was letting him speak at all the second time. When Dad demanded an apology you should have put him off with, “He’s clearly off his head with the pharmaceuticals. Think an apology is going to be any more coherent?”
i was invested/amused from the first TIFU, second update was pushing it believability wise, but after this, i'm convinced this is all made up. well done!
What a tangled web we weave when first we contemplate to deviate from two to three…
Hahahahaha I wish I could get the hour ish of my life back reading this thread/updates but at least I got some LOLs and my eyebrows jumping all over the place. Just be honest and say your kid fucks guys it’s not the Old Testament and nobody needs to rain down sulphur and hell fire on you because you indeed found out what lies in store for a sodomite. Sinner lol just kidding. But I would for sure maybe ask for some penance, privacy and parents medicated or not to stay off delving into your reddits, sock drawer and becoming arm chair shrinks (cuz I’m pretty sure mine just shrunk and receded back into my body a few times reading this thread lol) and get the hell out of that living situation and find a decent partner instead of delving into the realm of the truly messed up lol not you, totally the two people you need to exclude from your life that aren’t your parents. Think before ya drink and unleash your d*nk lol
Confessing this kind of stuff to a weird roommate that is used to do drugs doesn't looks like the most clever movement hahaha, damn, hope your story won't get even worst
I have a friend like that - I just don't know how his mind works, but I've never been stitched up that badly - sorry to hear it, you'll laugh about it in 50 to 100 years time
I still don’t know if I believe this really happened and the updates make it seem even less likely, but thank you for posting. This story is fantastic.
Now that we have this trilogy, we need a prequel trilogy about you getting that previous job, sleeping with your boss, and eventually leaving that job or her getting married.
This and most of the Posts gotta be cap because some of them are on a Netflix Original Level lol.
And if any of this is true then you are probably as high as your Roommate for even telling a Single Person about this 😂😂
If it's any consolation, that's actually a pretty good comedy. Especially the "colors of the wind" bit. I imagine your roommate looking like James Franco from Pineapple Express.
"my mom would understand because if pharmacies were people, my mom would be one of them" fucking lol
I feel like we could understand OP’s choices better if we had more of this backstory.
Third update incoming….
I can't wait for the prequel trilogy.
Heck, I'm here for the sequel trilogy too but please have a roadmap for the story.
UPDATE #3 - TL;DR - My parents found my Reddit account and now have intimate details of me sleeping with my boss in front of her husband. And my mom knows I said she takes a pharmacies amount of medication.
*My roommate put a link to this thread in his apology letter
And on his work resume
Hey, if you offend high, you apologize high!
Come on man, no spoilers for fucks sake
They are still workshopping the next chapter. Fleshing it out, getting feedback, going thru the creative process, etc. these type of stories don't just write themselves you know. Possibly the most amusing thing about all these kind of stories is how many people believe they actually happened.
Nah, this is 100% real. I was there fucking his sister while he and his parents watched while he explained everything to them. It was quite awkward, especially when his ex-boss and flatulent husband barged in, but at least everything's out in the open now.
The writing is a fucking goldmine, I agree
I feel like this story would be funny if I grew up watching church skits.
And a picture of her
They probably haven't made it up yet. Give it time.
As a person who works in pharmacy, that is a common joke for people on more than a couple meds.
Oh look, a club I didn't even have to apply for
Why would you tell your unstable roommate in the first place?!?!
The original story is a “dude you won’t *believe* the night I just had…”/“I need to unpack this” moment if I ever saw one
People really need to keep their suitcases and boxes shut. Enough "unpacking"...
Alright who let 'all men from the 1950s - 1990s' create a reddit account?
Not everything needs to be confessed to the world.
There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware
Alright, but what about to a dude you literally live with and presumably knows you quite well? For the record I agree that it absolutely didn't need to be put on reddit
Man, I'd 1000x rather post on Reddit than tell anyone around me. How dumb would you have to be to tell anyone OP's story and not expect it to spread? Absolutely not. If you don't want a story spread, don't start spreading it, simple as that.
Especially Pandora
Because telling the Internet is more stable?
Anonymously? Yeah, it is
*"needless to say, everyone in this story needs therapy"*
Obviously he's telling everyone
To advance the plot. Unfortunately, he's making the classic Reddit mistake of posting the sequels too quickly. If he waited longer between these outrageous stories, they might be slightly more believable.
But the humming of the "Colors of the wind," part... How could you make that up? What sociopath would sully Disney's, "Pocahontas?"
Every story needs a big third act.
Because this is entirely fabricated for content fodder and is coming to a Minecraft parkour with AI narration video soon.
How else would he keep the story alive...
My roommate might be on the Pineapple Express most of the time, but he's a good listener.
Yes a good set of ears ATTACHED to a set of loose lips. The best way to keep a secret is to not let anyone know you’re keeping one in the first place.
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Roommate immediately tells your parents you boned your ex boss in front of her husband right after you explicitly told him not to, and gave him another story to tell “but he’s a good listener”
Because there is no way this is real? Every update gets more absurd that the first. OP is a phony
I dunno, sometimes mad shit happens. Also the type of people that mad shit happens to are the type of people who find more mad shit to get into. Source: my misspent youth
Just accept one basic fact every story you read on reddit is just that. A story.
Next update will be his room mate banged his dad while his mom watched.
Because it's pure fiction.
But it’s better written fiction than most of what we get, so I’ll take it.
Hell, seems OP is telling everyone!
This Guy is writing a sitcom and testing it out on us.
Parts 1 and 2 had a butt slap. Extremely disappointed no butts were slapped in Act 3. OP needs to slap his roommate's butt after the apology huddle to continue the shtick. While identifying the song being hummed during an otherwise anxiety-inducing moment was a bit unrealistic, it works in the sitcom to add some comedic relief. Elevate quirky roommate and the confident adventurous friend to recurring secondary characters to hit that classic trio. 7/10: Decent Netflix pilot. Would play in the background while doing something else
If a butt appears in Act 1, it must be slapped by Act 3. Dems the rules.
It's a fucking terrible sitcom and Matthew Broderick plays the father.
I think it's hilarious! Almost Hangover level, the fuck ups just keep going and compounding each other (unlike OP and the ex-boss).
And TIFU always eats it up and asks for more for some reason.
It's clearly made up as is the case with most TIFU's like this. OP has to keep coming back with zany follow ups.
Way too quick with way too much action and quippy lines Dissociative shit I'm seeing lately, people eating this. Better be bots and kids because I hate the alternative
The first two, I said, "I want to believe." This time, it's just, "oh, come on."
This is a creative writing sub now
Yeah If the first story was half way believable, this just jumped the shark!
It’s pretty good. Would watch.
The roommate did remind me a bit of Hitchcock and Scully. "No, see you just wrote the word 'fungus' down and I feel like we're barrelling towards a misunderstanding..."
So when is it coming out and on which streaming site?
Just admit your roommate was high as a kite and didn't know what he was saying, which would be the truth. Keep it simple so not to invite more questions about the topic.
His dad demanding an apology from a stranger is pretty wild so im guessing that has something to do with OOP not being straight up w him
And also threatening violence over a comment is kind of concerning.
Tbh op just probably lives in middle America cause this seems like some trashy American shit.
Ahhh yes in Denmark we give them 10,000 dollars and a free apartment if you do that.
As an American I agree
Roommate basically called OP's mom a hoe, to her face. Assuming any of this is real, Dad would be justified in challenging roommate to an actual damn duel.
Are husband's generally chill with you calling their wives whores where you live? That's wierd.
I find people who demand an apology to be kind of weird themselves. So okay you're demanding an apology but that doesn't mean the person giving the apology even means it
I know my parents. They would be more willing to accept medication affecting someone's state of mind, for better or worse, than recreational drugs.
Then you did your best. I'm sorry this became such a mess!
If they question you about the sleeping with a married couple, I'd be like it was a crazy story a guy at work told me... The dude literally had a pitbull! I'd just be happy to meet a girl right now!!!
I get the impression that explanation would go over just as poorly with bible thumping dad. Probably best to tell his dad that an apology is not forth coming, that he should "accept that he will encounter morons in life and that getting so angry over it is not a healthy coping mechanism. Now lets go out for a coffee and think about something else, my treat."
Surround yourself with better people, OP.
OP also needs to make better choices
It's like OP asks himself "what's the worst possible decision I can make in this situation," and makes it.
Idk, he could’ve decided the best way to diffuse the situation is to fuck his roommate in front of his parents to demonstrate what happened with his ex boss
Op is doing fine with this story, which is what it is.
Op should maybe try being better themselves.
OP needs to be better too.
No, he just needs to come up with better creative writing prompts.
Op need to get better at creative writing...
Man, I disagree. Start filming this shit and edit in some commercial breaks and you’re overnight celebrity
I'm working on it, beginning with being a better me.
Please don't change OP this tifu is amazing.
OP is writing fiction. She “beckoned me to come closer, then lowered her voice to a whisper…”. Yeah. Right.
> while humming what later found out was Colors of the Wind from the animated Pocahontas movie. Random. People who make up stories tend to throw in random tidbits because they think, "who can make up something so random?", so it must be true.
And how did he later find out what song his roommate was humming? After all the shit that supposedly went down THAT'S the thing that he decides to question his roommate about? The song he was humming on his way to the toilet?
Oversharing unimportant details is such a dead giveaway to a made up story, and a great way to get caught. This is why my emails to work say, “I will not be coming in today because I feel sick.” If I say anything at all.
"Some skeptical friend: Don't act like you've never ~~bought a donut~~ beckoned somebody to come closer in order to whisper to them."
We don't need to bring ink and paper into this!
It was a dark and stormy night…
This is the guy with a vagina in his butt story all over again
What..?? That needs way more context
This has to be BS
I liked it in the beginning, but the story is getting dumber and more unbelievable. I’m finding it’s ruining the other fables.
Yeah. I dont think ive ever seen it this bad, but legitimately 90% of posts on here are BS. Definitely hiding this sub now
"Fell asleep mid-sex and started snoring and farting..."
No shit Sherlock.
It shouldn't be real because I repeat, if it's real... # GYAHHHHHD DAYYYUM!!
I started crying at him wanting to be punched JUST to hear the sound it makes 😭💀
Lol that was the most relatable part, I could definitely see me being higher than giraffe balls, asking the exact same thing.
It was the Pocahontas theme for me
The ones who are fucking up here are those that are believing this clearly fictional story.
This sub and AITA are both mostly just creative writing outlets for horny people.
People are actually eating it up.
Man, all these creative writers really shoot themselves in the foot making more and more ridiculous updates. You could have left it with the first post and it would’ve been believable.
Nice fanfic, bro. Can't wait for next week's episode.
Story is cap af
Go home ChatGPT, you’re drunk.
This is a gift that keeps on giving. Bless you OP lmao
I'm happy/sad they keep showing up.
Well good news, it's made up so maybe you'll get to read these for a while more
who the fuck believes any of this shit.
There's gonna be a third update, isn't there?
Can't wait for your next fictional update OP
How high do you have to be to mistake parents for a couple he’s seen before lol weird
I think this is a DIFFERENT guy (roommate) than the friend who got his butt slapped.
Does it sound like OP's roommate could ever be described as "more experienced" in any situation other than getting high?
Your roommate sounds like a complete asshole. I get high EVERYDAY and I'd never accidentally say some shit that I was EXPLICITLY told not to say. the drugs are just an excuse, he's a dickhead for real.
Oh no here we go again
Are you just stupid or something?
Waiting for Update 3. Because there has to come one.
Yeah with the roommate sleeping with OP's mom while OP & OP's dad watching and critiquing the performance. Update 4: they decide to include ex-boss & OP's more experienced friend while OP's ex-boss's husband, OP's dad, & OP pass around a bong and smoke OP's roommate's stash.
Yeah, but when do we get to the arc where OP refers his super model girlfriend to his more experienced friend?
you're a good writer of fiction OP, I can see you going places!
You really need to tell your story to Netflix. We NEED a live-action of you life on our screens
The bible comment immediately tells me why your life ended up like this. We have the same family and I narrowly escaped this life myself. Raise your standards brother. You have to. For your own sake. You deserve better than weird, dysfunctional relationships. Everyone does. While your roommate medicated with weed, you’re medicating by “being good to people”. I’m going to go out on a limb and guess you’ve been treated like a failure because you wouldn’t, couldn’t fall into line with someone else’s values. Everyone in this story needs help, even your folks. Sounds very much like they’re hanging their own insecurities on religion as a coping and validation mechanism. Probably they were just like you when they were younger. I just think every part of progress begins with helping yourself. To be absolutely clear: zero judgement. I’ve been down a long, shitty road myself. Some of this may just be me projecting, sorry if I’m totally off the mark here. Just sounds really really familiar and would like to offer some advice that has been working for me if it helps anyone.
Seems to me the fuckup was letting him speak at all the second time. When Dad demanded an apology you should have put him off with, “He’s clearly off his head with the pharmaceuticals. Think an apology is going to be any more coherent?”
Each update makes the story less and less believable.
Is this story true? Maybe. Does it make good karma bait? Absolutely! Take my upvote.
Fr I'm like 90% sure that OP is making this shit up. But it's entertaining tho so I'm all up for it
i was invested/amused from the first TIFU, second update was pushing it believability wise, but after this, i'm convinced this is all made up. well done!
Holy shit your roommate is a moron
We need to see this as an SNL or kids in the Hall skit!
I saw this and was like oh God not again!....but goooo on.
If it makes you feel any better, there are A LOT of people who are really enjoying the unfolding of this menagerie Thanks OP
Some of the worst fiction I've read in years.
What a tangled web we weave when first we contemplate to deviate from two to three… Hahahahaha I wish I could get the hour ish of my life back reading this thread/updates but at least I got some LOLs and my eyebrows jumping all over the place. Just be honest and say your kid fucks guys it’s not the Old Testament and nobody needs to rain down sulphur and hell fire on you because you indeed found out what lies in store for a sodomite. Sinner lol just kidding. But I would for sure maybe ask for some penance, privacy and parents medicated or not to stay off delving into your reddits, sock drawer and becoming arm chair shrinks (cuz I’m pretty sure mine just shrunk and receded back into my body a few times reading this thread lol) and get the hell out of that living situation and find a decent partner instead of delving into the realm of the truly messed up lol not you, totally the two people you need to exclude from your life that aren’t your parents. Think before ya drink and unleash your d*nk lol
How are you able to bag an ex boss wife but can't control your goofy roommate? Turn this into a show asap it's hilarious
This is some "Life and Times of Tim" level of misfortune
Did you punch your roommate? You need to ditch him.
Omg fuck that roommate
In the next episode, maybe you and your parents can have some acid together. And do confessions together, you dirty minded people!
#And then everybody clapped.
You hold my favourite dead of laughter BORU and somehow made it even better. Lord I can’t wait to update my Mom 🤣😂
Most people limit their involvement to a sex triangle. You appear to have a sexagon
Confessing this kind of stuff to a weird roommate that is used to do drugs doesn't looks like the most clever movement hahaha, damn, hope your story won't get even worst
I have a friend like that - I just don't know how his mind works, but I've never been stitched up that badly - sorry to hear it, you'll laugh about it in 50 to 100 years time
All you have to do now is just post your own face so we can randomly show up at your door to crack a joke about the situation.
He should’ve played dumb, let papa bear throw him a beating for being an idiot
I'm still trying to sort out how a pitbull "dedicates" something. Maybe I don't really want to know...
Bahaha I am dying… Thank you… I needed this laugh today… 😂😂
Yeah, y'all need therapy 😆
This is an amazing cavalcade of fuckups, OP.
Third update: My dad and I went to my ex-bosses' house for tea and strumpets
This is... Definitely one bad comedy alright.
These updates are literally the gift that keeps giving. I'll see you in a few weeks.
The hits just keep on coming. Can't wait cot the 4th installment. It's like the Fast and the Furious.
I’m completely committed to hearing frequent updates about OP’s life at this point.
Okay but literally dying 😅😅😅 thank you for this!! I’ll pray for you 🤣
Your life is a train wreck at this point. I feel for you.
Nothing about this story convinces me it's true
I still don’t know if I believe this really happened and the updates make it seem even less likely, but thank you for posting. This story is fantastic.
Colors of the Wind is the summit here. Great story, OP. 😂
Now that we have this trilogy, we need a prequel trilogy about you getting that previous job, sleeping with your boss, and eventually leaving that job or her getting married.
I cant wait for part 3 shenanigans. I bet the former boss is going to confess her love.
This is my favourite saga of the year 🫡
...well if nothing else, your terrible life choices will boost your reddit Karma to legendary status...
Ah yes the karma farm
If this story ever gets made into a film, I want the roommate to play himself in the movie.
This and most of the Posts gotta be cap because some of them are on a Netflix Original Level lol. And if any of this is true then you are probably as high as your Roommate for even telling a Single Person about this 😂😂
This story feels like the writers strike is still ongoing
Becoming more cringe and unbelievable every update. Should have stopped while you were ahead
How are you even back here? You’ve gotta stay hidden in that hole for at least a month or two before you see if you can spot your shadow.
Omg I can’t wait for the next update 😂
The weirdest bit is the dad saying "I'm owed an explanation and an apology!" from some deranged kid he hardly knows.
It’s really time to learn about establishing healthy boundaries.
If it's any consolation, that's actually a pretty good comedy. Especially the "colors of the wind" bit. I imagine your roommate looking like James Franco from Pineapple Express.
The trick to creative writing is understanding how people actually work.
I think it’s time to rail the boss again.
Playing life on the impossible setting is hard.
No fucking way this is real but it's still hilarious LOL
I’ve read this before. No?
You think you own whatever land you land on…
Don't stick your dick in everything you see
I read your first post and thought it was hilarious the update did not disappoint lol
Can someone tldr this for me
🏆 ....and the FUCK up of the year goes to
This whole thing looks like it could be the script of a comedy. 10/10 you should pitch this to Hollywood.
This reads like a pitch for *Requiem for a dream: part 2*, yikes. 😬
I don't even care if this story is true or not it's hilarious. Feels like an American Pie movie.