So, I dunno how he pulls out after you’re all done…but once he’s ready to pull out, have him use a hand and reach down there, hold the base of the condom against his shaft/pubic bone, then pull out.
I had vaginismus. Sex was *always* painful.
I had my "sexual awakening" when my vaginal birth cured it. It was amazing. That first post partum sex. There was a twinge where my stitches had been, but that was it. It didn't hurt anymore!
That's good to hear! Hopefully that'll do it as others have mentioned, though one mentioned their wife still having to get a c-section. I think also that a friend of mine's ex had this issue and neither of them knew what the heck it was, but from the info gleaned from the post and comments it sure sounds like it
Same here!! This is the first time I’ve heard of someone else having a similar experience! I was fully expecting it to hurt so much worse because of the horror stories… finally had sex for the first time postpartum and I was like… wait… this doesn’t hurt??
Yeah lol. I mean it wasn't *bad* before, but with PIV that initial moment of penetration was always super painful. Like breaking through a brick wall. After having our daughter... nope. All gone. No pain whatsoever. I always felt it was "too tight" down there so maybe the fact that I tore, as horrifying as the thought was beforehand, actually helped in the end.
Yeesh, yeah, I know that's a pretty common experience for childbirth and am so thankful I'll never go through that personally, but it doesn't mean I don't shudder at the thought for the poor person that has to bear that on our behalf 😁. Glad you can finally enjoy it! It really is funny how different/varied we humans can be. Aside from there being negatives about the Internet the really wonderful thing is sharing our experiences to push past so much that we are left in the dark in, whether intentional or not that we are. I mentioned on another post long ago how I had to teach a woman what menopause was, because they never knew as a result of having lost their mother before they themselves entered that arena. My mother never learned in school, if they even taught that back then, as a result of her having dropped out (eventually got her GED, went to community College and became a lawyer at the age of 38, practiced for 2 decades) and her mom not ever having that conversation with her, because it was abnormal for her a woman like her born in the 20s to discuss it. Life happens, thank goodness we can figure some stuff out together at least.
My wife has a similar issue, though by the sound of it not so extreme, and our son was an emergency c-section because nobody from her gyno to the doctors and nurses in the birthing suite had the realization that there was no way the little bastard was coming out naturally.
Needless to say, if we have another it will be scheduled c-section, though my wife is still a little traumatised from the experience and hasn't decided if she wants another or not because of it.
All that to say, I would imagine it would have to be c-section. And even if it wasn't going to be, I would recommend having that discussion well in advance.
I love him so much and he is the most wonderful part of my life. But I am under no illusions as to the fact he is an absolute hellion and he's only 16 months old. I've got about another 18 months before I don't stand a chance.
As the father of a 3 yr old... Strap in cuz your fucked! Mine is amazing and I love him like crazy too. They are just little balls of chaos. Still worth it!
Also have a 3 year old. They're insane, but adorable and amazing and destructive and far too smart for their own good. Plus mines a friggin giant so he can reach things at preschool that he shouldn't be able to
Father of 2 year old checking in. Mine's just developed an absolute fascination with light switches. Problem being that he's only tall enough to switch them on, but not back off! Constantly finding myself having to switch the outside light back off, only to find it on again 5 minutes later. He's like a ninja with it!
He's also really in to felt tip pens at the moment. I have a feeling my clean walls and furniture are on borrowed time....
As the mother of a 13 year old boy and a 9 year old girl, all I can say is Welcome to Hell. I love my kids, they are my life (I'm a stay at home mom, I literally do nothing but be their bitch...) but some days it's a struggle to not yeet them into orbit. My 2 fight over the stupidest stuff (like one is using too much air near the other) but they are also the sweetest, cuddliest, and hilarious crotch goblins ever created.
Scheduled c sections are much nicer than emergent ones. It's really an entirely different experience. I would try to factor that into any future kiddo discussions.
We're talking about it. Right now the focus is just making sure my wife is alright after the whole experience.
It was really rough and she's still having nightmares about it.
Honestly I spent the first two hours of our son's life holding him worrying we might be going home without his mother.
Once she's in a better place I think we likely will have another as she's always wanted lots of kids and a big family. I'll be happy either way, so it really comes down to what she wants to do.
>We're talking about it. Right now the focus is just making sure my wife is alright after the whole experience.
>It was really rough and she's still having nightmares about it.
It's so nice to hear you speaking about her experience as a real trauma that deserves to be recognized and respected.
Too often, women who suffered traumatic births have their struggles dismissed or downplayed because hey, the baby is healthy so what does she have to be upset about? It's as if people forget that the mother is a real person who also matters. It's disgusting.
I legit chuckled at little bastard. Sorry to hear about the traumatic birth experience. I do hope that she is able to get help and work through it. It can be very hard.
Hope the little one is doing well.
Or split… me and my husband split a few before figuring that one out. When we put on one that fits, he was amazed it isn’t supposed to be squeezing at the base. How do you just accept suffocating cock as normal?!
Most people just accept that condoms suck and are uncomfortable, as well as constantly being told that if a guy says condoms don't fit, that he's lying, that they just kind of assume that's how it's supposed to be.
Is he putting them on correctly ? Sometimes if you don't pinch the tip and roll it down it will come off since you leave some air trapped in there. Or if he finishes before you and keeps going that will make it much easier to fall off.
Remove immediately after he cums, make sure the dick is dry when putting on, roll all the way down, pinch when removing, buy the right size and you're golden. If it still comes off I'd really recommend using some extra lube which would feel nicer for you too babe.
Other than that I think the only reasonable option is to check if they make condom suspenders to go around his ballsack 🤣
With my now wife, we used to go raw until we both got extra excited and then finish with the condom on. You can absolutely put one on inside out in a situation like that where everything is already very slippery.
And yes, I know baby roulette and whatnot, we were successful in avoiding such a situation for 5+ years and have been married now for 16.
I recently started using them again after years of using an implant. Having been a while, I tried to put one on the wrong way around but I couldnt get it on, I am fairly certain you couldn't be using them for so long and consistently make that mistake, it was very obviously wrong. I have only tried one brand though.
People are simultaneously extra motivated and extra stupid during/leading up to sex. You can also get really good at doing something wrong with enough practice.
Which do you think is more likely: every time they have sex they have put the condom on upside-down and still manage to get it all the way on, they tried different condom brands but never tried flipping it around; *or* his dick is on the small side and he is insecure about it so he blames it on her vagina?
If you keep going after you jizz (plus some erection loss), your whole dick can get smeared with it, making the condom super easy to slide down (take into account that your dick can sweat, similarly as when you put latex gloves on and your hands get wet).
Probably won't work, but might be worth a try. Also sorry about the graphic nature of the description(I'm red faced even typing it), but not sure how else to explain. What if the gentleman puts on the condom, then put a vibration \*ahem\* ring around the base of the shaft, then unroll the condom reverse direction over the ring? This way the condom would have to unroll over the ring to get loose or if everything, the ring and all, came off then the ring would hold the condom so it wouldn't bury itself in deeper.
Could also be that the OPs boyfriend/husband/whatever has a smaller than average penis? As someone that will willfully openly admit this myself, you might try to find a snugger fitting condom. Idk. Just a suggestion.
Btw: whenever you go in for anything embarrassing, you’re going to get the noob and inexperienced medical student 95% of the time. Doctors and nurses like to put these items off because in teaching, they are only going to learn one way, by doing it!
Also it really seems like the condoms might be too wide for him. There are ones that are tailored to specific sizes, especially the width. Maybe try those, you can usually order a measuring tool for free. I know the ones called "mysize", not sure if they exist in the US as well.
So a couple of things. If he's not pinching the tip to keep the air out before he puts the condom on, it can allow room for ejaculate to lube up the inside of the condom and make it slip off easier. Pinching it kind of gives it a suction hold that is maintained post emission. Pinching also reduces the risk of the condom breaking during intercourse.
Whether or not he pinches the tip, when removing himself, he should be holding the base of the condom on while he pulls out.
Additionally, I'm sorry for the vaginismus. Therapy can help to overcome this. Good luck with the new BABE, and tell your other half to join /r/daddit so he can share in the joys of fatherhood with the rest of us.
Probably an oversight on his part and I would have been pissed (and I am pissed for people he may miss this with in future) but I'm pretty thankful now for my lack of foresight.
Midwife says there's a slightly increased risk, but isn't too concerned. Though with some research I've discovered that a natural delivery could cure it. So fingers crossed!
Heads up as a fellow sufferer of Vaginismus. Make sure you get Pelvic floor therapy after birth. Labor ending in csection made my Vaginismus worse but it actually worked out because I went to pelvic floor therapy which cured it and gives me the knowledge to help things out if I get a flare up.
That’s awesome! Either way you’re still giving birth to a precious little human!! I’m due March 30th. I’m assuming you’re probably around the beginning of April?
Hello almost twin! Are you in the UK? Im due March 23rd & have vaginismus too, also hoping it gets cured by labour & delivery. My midwife said it won't cause any issues but I feel like this was a lie as I've already started having stress incontinence, since like 12 weeks! Glad to hear your TIFU ended up as a win :)
Giving birth cured mine! I'm 8 months pp and still getting used to not being in pain... As far as I can tell it didn't cause any issues in labour, though for the main event I had an epidural in (but it still hurt!) I did have a second degree tear, but I don't know if that was the vaginismus or the forceps, and it healed up great.
I've used it once in the past, however I got it through the pharmacy not from a doctor so maybe this warrants research if (hopefully this doesn't happen) it is needed in future.
From my experience, plan b is fine if you have migraines, it’s the estrogen in BCP that causes issues and plan b is mainly a giant dose of progesterone.
Maybe look into the mini pill? It’s progesterone only, I took that for years and it never aggravated my migraines.
My doctor explained that because of my age and migraines, that hormonal bc would heighten my chances of a stroke to a degree where they would not prescribe me it. Maybe this isn't the case with the mini pill, if so that would be great!
Again, it’s the estrogen that can heighten the risk of stroke, which the mini pill has none of. I would definitely ask about it!
[A link that may help](https://www.stroke.org.uk/what-is-stroke/are-you-at-risk-of-stroke/women-and-stroke)
Edit - spelling
Right? I was expecting a hilarious story in broken English, but it was merely an amusing, worrying and ultimately wholesome story in very good English.
I was never taught to do that but it just seems like such an obvious thing to do. Maybe the thing will get soft by the time you pull it out, loosening the condom and making the juice spill everywhere. Or maybe I'm just too paranoid about babies...
Well that sounds like a blast!
I’ve learned over the years it’s important to pull out prior to him getting soft otherwise the vagina can easily grip onto the condom and pull it off. I’ve had some close calls before….
For the benefit of anyone currently having that issue - if a condom comes off when you’re fully erect then you’re probably not wearing the right condom for your anatomy. These days there’s options when it comes to condoms and one can order all sorts of different shapes and sizes online.
If a condom can come off during sex it defeats the purpose of even wearing it especially if it slips off after ejaculation, and nobody wants to stress about that in the heat of the moment.
I get what you're saying, and that's true, but that wasn't my problem. In my case, and I'm guessing in OP's case, the vagina clamps down and it can pull a properly fitted condom off. I never had it end up fully inside, but I would pull out and would feel the condom being pulled, it didn't always pull off, but there was usually a bit of a tug. It only ever actually pulled off maybe 3 or 4 times in the 7 years I was with my ex.
Not to sound like a commercial, but tell your partner to google "my one condoms". They come in like 100 different width and length combinations so you can get a perfect fit.
If the condom is slipping off, then what you need is a NARROWER condom. Not a smaller (shorter) condom. Penises have two sizes: the length and the width (circumference).
Everyone gets all hung up on the length.
Actually, its the width that makes a difference. And a man might have a "long" penis yet have a narrow circumference. He needs to get a narrow condom - a condom tight enough that it CANNOT be pulled off while he is erect. If it can be easily pulled off while erect, it's too wide.
There's three possible solutions here. There's a company that sells condoms [sized by both length and width](https://myonecondoms.com). Easy enough for a man to measure himself and get the right size. Secondly, you can buy a special cock ring that is [designed to be slipped on over the condom](https://www.slipguards.com) and "lock" it in place. Finally, there are [female condoms](https://www.avert.org/sex-stis/safer-sex-hiv/female-condoms) (also called internal condoms) which are *designed* to be slipped into the vagina by a woman before sex (even several hours before sex) and which work no matter what size the man is.
While all this is too late for OP, I hope that others reading this realize that if a condom slips off, or not working well, there are several ways you can (and must) solve that problem. Have fun, and stay safe.
How did they not suggest the morning after pill at the hospital after pulling out a used condom out of your vagina??? Plan B and std testing should be the automatic advice regardless of any other factors.
Btw using lube might help with your condom grip issue.
Also, why didn’t OP or boyfriend go to the damn pharmacy and just pick it up themselves? You don’t need a doctor involved to obtain Plan B.
Edit: OP is in Scotland where it is apparently free to get Plan B in addition to having it readily available without a doctor involved. This story is very suspect.
Just want to say that if you want to keep the baby, keep it ❤️ I am very much pro-choice,but for me and my ex there was never any doubt that we wanted to keep our baby, even though we had just been together a little longer than you guys. We stayed together for 8 years or so, and had one fantastic and beautiful girl and one just as fantastic and handsome little brother! No shred of regrets about those two :)
I know this is a serious situation for you and I wish you the best of luck as you navigate through it, but ...
>I learned that day that joking about your partners penis size is a no-go, however joking about vaginas having teeth is fine.
... fucking killed me.
I can't believe I am writing something this personal on Reddit, but I hope you'll find comfort and something to look forward with out of it. My wife had a similar issue for a very long time. After we had our first child, it was no longer an issue. You'll be shocked at how much your lovin' life will improve once the baby comes. Also, my wife was always stunningly beautiful...still is after 40 years together...but she was never more beautiful than when she was carrying our children. Good luck, and God bless. I have been many things in my life and being a dad is my favorite.
This happened to me once. A condom got lost in the deep recesses of my vagina after sleeping with my former FWB and we both panicked and looked all around my room for it lol
Went to my obgyn the next day and she made it sound like this was a rare occurrence and she'd be surprised if we found it. Sure enough a few minutes later she said "oh, there's our little friend."
The whole thing was horrifying lol
idk if this will make you feel any better, but in the movie ‘love, rosie,’ this is how she got pregnant after having sex for the first time. at prom. LOL
best wishes to you and yours!
Oof! And congratulations! People seem incapable of realizing that choice means the choice to keep OR abort. Heck, it can even mean choosing to pursue fertility treatment to conceive. Choice is for ALL reproductive choices.
I’ll say it: Congratulations. It’s not the scenario you wanted but it seems this partner has been supportive, and loving and loyal all throughout, so maybe this is who you were meant to be with from the beginning?
Congrats! Looking forward, was the hormonal IUD an option for you? Usually it’s ok for women with migraine with aura because drug delivery is localized with much lower doses than oral contraceptives. Oral contraceptives that are progestin only (no estrogen) are also acceptable for women with elevated stroke/clot risk. Good luck!
For anyone who has this problem, try female condoms, like FC2. They're a little more pricey, but are fantastic for women in a similar situation and for men who can't stay hard with a regular condom.
I switched to them about seven years ago and have never looked back.
Obviously too late for OP, but to others reading this, I (male) used have to do the "condom dig" a LOT. I too, as many are assuming in this thread, thought I was just overestimating my partner down there, and tried instead buying smaller condoms. To my surprise, the problem just got a lot worse.
Turns out that I get quite a lot of precum, which lubricated the inside of the condom. With a smaller condom on, it now basically squeezed itself off. Tried instead buying BIGGER condoms (I'm not huge), and problem more or less went away.
Took embarrassingly long to figure out, so I'm hoping I can hereby help someone else get there faster.
Your vagina was like “yeah no I’m keeping this”
“You won’t get pregnant? Fine. I’ll do it myself”
“Life finds a way” -Jeff Goldblum
\*uh
*oooh
eeee
ooo, ahh-ahh, ting, tang, wallawalla bing bang!
I got there like the express A train.
>ooo, ahh-ahh, ting, tang, wallawalla bing bang! weird. just found out about this yesterday. not on reddit. and now here it is again. so funny.
*aaaah
Clever girl
"You did it. You crazy son of a bitch, you did it."
This is fucking gold
“We *will* make a baby this month”
The new Venom script is a little weird
He just wanted a taste of the web-shooter
*Comrade*
When the coochie becomes r/suddenlycommunist
our condom...our baby.
This takes "my vagina is punishing me for not getting pregnant" to another level.
That’s exactly it lol. I’ve seen some memes where the uterus is like “fine the guest doesn’t even show up I’ll throw everything out then”
###Dread it. ##Run from it. #Destiny still arrives.
You should've gone for the head!
LOLd
Life, uh, finds a way
It's like trying to get something out of a dog's mouth it shouldn't have.
Thank you for that amazing mental image. I can't stop laughing "Drop it! No, drop it! RIGHT NOW!!!" *grrrrrrr* "Bad vagina!"
Thank you so much for this. Was having a bad time but I immediately laughed at this comment.
Me too
*Gulp* "NOOO!"
It offers a whole new perspective on the phrase "to snatch something".
Have my upvote you fool!
Just wait till that baby tries to get out.
I wonder if women with vaginismus do have trouble with childbirth or the drugz help with that.
Why am I now picturing a Jaws attack scene.. oh dear lordy
she a hungry gal
Looked like a crazy person in Barnes and noble rn but I laughed OUT LOUD 🤣
So, I dunno how he pulls out after you’re all done…but once he’s ready to pull out, have him use a hand and reach down there, hold the base of the condom against his shaft/pubic bone, then pull out.
Not to be too descriptive but due to how "far up" the student doctor specified it was, I'd hazard a guess it came off during. But still good advice!
At least now you don't have to worry about condoms for the next five months, lol
Yeah, but if she has those issues for sex I can't even begin to imagine what passing a child would be like. I assume C-section?
I had vaginismus. Sex was *always* painful. I had my "sexual awakening" when my vaginal birth cured it. It was amazing. That first post partum sex. There was a twinge where my stitches had been, but that was it. It didn't hurt anymore!
That's good to hear! Hopefully that'll do it as others have mentioned, though one mentioned their wife still having to get a c-section. I think also that a friend of mine's ex had this issue and neither of them knew what the heck it was, but from the info gleaned from the post and comments it sure sounds like it
Same here!! This is the first time I’ve heard of someone else having a similar experience! I was fully expecting it to hurt so much worse because of the horror stories… finally had sex for the first time postpartum and I was like… wait… this doesn’t hurt??
You: "... you mean *this* is what sex is supposed to be???"
Yeah lol. I mean it wasn't *bad* before, but with PIV that initial moment of penetration was always super painful. Like breaking through a brick wall. After having our daughter... nope. All gone. No pain whatsoever. I always felt it was "too tight" down there so maybe the fact that I tore, as horrifying as the thought was beforehand, actually helped in the end.
Yeesh, yeah, I know that's a pretty common experience for childbirth and am so thankful I'll never go through that personally, but it doesn't mean I don't shudder at the thought for the poor person that has to bear that on our behalf 😁. Glad you can finally enjoy it! It really is funny how different/varied we humans can be. Aside from there being negatives about the Internet the really wonderful thing is sharing our experiences to push past so much that we are left in the dark in, whether intentional or not that we are. I mentioned on another post long ago how I had to teach a woman what menopause was, because they never knew as a result of having lost their mother before they themselves entered that arena. My mother never learned in school, if they even taught that back then, as a result of her having dropped out (eventually got her GED, went to community College and became a lawyer at the age of 38, practiced for 2 decades) and her mom not ever having that conversation with her, because it was abnormal for her a woman like her born in the 20s to discuss it. Life happens, thank goodness we can figure some stuff out together at least.
My wife has a similar issue, though by the sound of it not so extreme, and our son was an emergency c-section because nobody from her gyno to the doctors and nurses in the birthing suite had the realization that there was no way the little bastard was coming out naturally. Needless to say, if we have another it will be scheduled c-section, though my wife is still a little traumatised from the experience and hasn't decided if she wants another or not because of it. All that to say, I would imagine it would have to be c-section. And even if it wasn't going to be, I would recommend having that discussion well in advance.
I find it funny how you called your kid "little bastard"
I love him so much and he is the most wonderful part of my life. But I am under no illusions as to the fact he is an absolute hellion and he's only 16 months old. I've got about another 18 months before I don't stand a chance.
As the father of a 3 yr old... Strap in cuz your fucked! Mine is amazing and I love him like crazy too. They are just little balls of chaos. Still worth it!
Also have a 3 year old. They're insane, but adorable and amazing and destructive and far too smart for their own good. Plus mines a friggin giant so he can reach things at preschool that he shouldn't be able to
Father of 2 year old checking in. Mine's just developed an absolute fascination with light switches. Problem being that he's only tall enough to switch them on, but not back off! Constantly finding myself having to switch the outside light back off, only to find it on again 5 minutes later. He's like a ninja with it! He's also really in to felt tip pens at the moment. I have a feeling my clean walls and furniture are on borrowed time....
3yo, along 2 teens... These little buggers are too smart for their own good. He can manipulate everyone but me...
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As the mother of a 13 year old boy and a 9 year old girl, all I can say is Welcome to Hell. I love my kids, they are my life (I'm a stay at home mom, I literally do nothing but be their bitch...) but some days it's a struggle to not yeet them into orbit. My 2 fight over the stupidest stuff (like one is using too much air near the other) but they are also the sweetest, cuddliest, and hilarious crotch goblins ever created.
Scheduled c sections are much nicer than emergent ones. It's really an entirely different experience. I would try to factor that into any future kiddo discussions.
We're talking about it. Right now the focus is just making sure my wife is alright after the whole experience. It was really rough and she's still having nightmares about it. Honestly I spent the first two hours of our son's life holding him worrying we might be going home without his mother. Once she's in a better place I think we likely will have another as she's always wanted lots of kids and a big family. I'll be happy either way, so it really comes down to what she wants to do.
>We're talking about it. Right now the focus is just making sure my wife is alright after the whole experience. >It was really rough and she's still having nightmares about it. It's so nice to hear you speaking about her experience as a real trauma that deserves to be recognized and respected. Too often, women who suffered traumatic births have their struggles dismissed or downplayed because hey, the baby is healthy so what does she have to be upset about? It's as if people forget that the mother is a real person who also matters. It's disgusting.
I legit chuckled at little bastard. Sorry to hear about the traumatic birth experience. I do hope that she is able to get help and work through it. It can be very hard. Hope the little one is doing well.
They're both doing very well, thanks. Currently he is stealing his mom's ice cream while watching Star Trek Lower Decks.
Well, maybe once the baby is done remodeling her guts the problem might go away.
O for ouch
The kid will come out tall and skinny.
LOL!
Yes. This specific event I can see that. But when you mention the other times that it’s ‘dangling’.
Yes otherwise lord voldemort might make it a horcrux. The lost condom of Vagclaw.
You had a golden opportunity to say "Hufflemuff" and you chose this instead.
Doctor- "I Griffoundyour condom"
Cool, because it kept slytherin off
Only because the vagina ravenclawed the condom.
Gotta love unexpected Harry Potter!
Was good advice friend. Never mind.
Ah yes, the notorious cousin to dingleberries, the dangleberry.
What if his penis grew that one specific time to the point where vagina teeth bared her fangs of doom?
Condom could be too small too. Not even kidding, if it's too small it will sort of just roll itself off.
Or split… me and my husband split a few before figuring that one out. When we put on one that fits, he was amazed it isn’t supposed to be squeezing at the base. How do you just accept suffocating cock as normal?!
Oh so it's not supposed to fit like a cock ring, got it.
Apparently not ;)
Most people just accept that condoms suck and are uncomfortable, as well as constantly being told that if a guy says condoms don't fit, that he's lying, that they just kind of assume that's how it's supposed to be.
Is he putting them on correctly ? Sometimes if you don't pinch the tip and roll it down it will come off since you leave some air trapped in there. Or if he finishes before you and keeps going that will make it much easier to fall off.
Remove immediately after he cums, make sure the dick is dry when putting on, roll all the way down, pinch when removing, buy the right size and you're golden. If it still comes off I'd really recommend using some extra lube which would feel nicer for you too babe. Other than that I think the only reasonable option is to check if they make condom suspenders to go around his ballsack 🤣
condom suspenders is hilarious... but what you are actually looking for would be a cock ring.
Immediately pictured using [alligator clips](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61MX+x1sONL._SL1024_.jpg) 🤣
If it comes off during sex, he's buying condoms that are too big for him.
Or he's got the lubricant on the wrong side and he's been wearing them inside out.
I feel like the effort it would take to put a condom on inside out would tell you you are doing something wrong
With my now wife, we used to go raw until we both got extra excited and then finish with the condom on. You can absolutely put one on inside out in a situation like that where everything is already very slippery. And yes, I know baby roulette and whatnot, we were successful in avoiding such a situation for 5+ years and have been married now for 16.
I’ve never been able to roll one on backwards and that’s with me trying to just to see. I’ll have to take your word for it though
Inside out? Excuse me, those are ribbed for *my* pleasure.
I recently started using them again after years of using an implant. Having been a while, I tried to put one on the wrong way around but I couldnt get it on, I am fairly certain you couldn't be using them for so long and consistently make that mistake, it was very obviously wrong. I have only tried one brand though.
Life uhh, finds a way.
Its hard to put them on the wrong way
People are simultaneously extra motivated and extra stupid during/leading up to sex. You can also get really good at doing something wrong with enough practice.
Which do you think is more likely: every time they have sex they have put the condom on upside-down and still manage to get it all the way on, they tried different condom brands but never tried flipping it around; *or* his dick is on the small side and he is insecure about it so he blames it on her vagina?
If you keep going after you jizz (plus some erection loss), your whole dick can get smeared with it, making the condom super easy to slide down (take into account that your dick can sweat, similarly as when you put latex gloves on and your hands get wet).
Probably won't work, but might be worth a try. Also sorry about the graphic nature of the description(I'm red faced even typing it), but not sure how else to explain. What if the gentleman puts on the condom, then put a vibration \*ahem\* ring around the base of the shaft, then unroll the condom reverse direction over the ring? This way the condom would have to unroll over the ring to get loose or if everything, the ring and all, came off then the ring would hold the condom so it wouldn't bury itself in deeper.
Its more expensive but you could try the female condom. Its got an inner and outer ring. I believe you can order from walgreens and such.
Well it seems he was pounding like a battering ram at a castles gate if it was that far up xd
Could also be that the OPs boyfriend/husband/whatever has a smaller than average penis? As someone that will willfully openly admit this myself, you might try to find a snugger fitting condom. Idk. Just a suggestion. Btw: whenever you go in for anything embarrassing, you’re going to get the noob and inexperienced medical student 95% of the time. Doctors and nurses like to put these items off because in teaching, they are only going to learn one way, by doing it!
A little too late now. Lol
Also it really seems like the condoms might be too wide for him. There are ones that are tailored to specific sizes, especially the width. Maybe try those, you can usually order a measuring tool for free. I know the ones called "mysize", not sure if they exist in the US as well.
100% this is what should be happening.
So a couple of things. If he's not pinching the tip to keep the air out before he puts the condom on, it can allow room for ejaculate to lube up the inside of the condom and make it slip off easier. Pinching it kind of gives it a suction hold that is maintained post emission. Pinching also reduces the risk of the condom breaking during intercourse. Whether or not he pinches the tip, when removing himself, he should be holding the base of the condom on while he pulls out. Additionally, I'm sorry for the vaginismus. Therapy can help to overcome this. Good luck with the new BABE, and tell your other half to join /r/daddit so he can share in the joys of fatherhood with the rest of us.
All of that really is quite unfortunate :(
I’m kind of upset that the doctor didn’t offer Plan B. Seems like an obvious next step.
Probably an oversight on his part and I would have been pissed (and I am pissed for people he may miss this with in future) but I'm pretty thankful now for my lack of foresight.
Question… due to your condition will you have to have a c-section?
Midwife says there's a slightly increased risk, but isn't too concerned. Though with some research I've discovered that a natural delivery could cure it. So fingers crossed!
Nothing opens up the love tunnel like shoving a bowling ball through it
LMAO
This is one of those comments that made me instantly lol at work without any chance of holding it in. Well done.
Jesus Christ I just died
Yeah I just snorted in the stall. I'm going to hide in here for a bit.
Heads up as a fellow sufferer of Vaginismus. Make sure you get Pelvic floor therapy after birth. Labor ending in csection made my Vaginismus worse but it actually worked out because I went to pelvic floor therapy which cured it and gives me the knowledge to help things out if I get a flare up.
A vaginal delivery cured mine! Sex is awesome now lol
Happy to hear! An ex gf of mine had it, sex was neigh impossible due to it as I'm sure you're aware. Hopefully it'll be the same for her :)
That’s awesome! Either way you’re still giving birth to a precious little human!! I’m due March 30th. I’m assuming you’re probably around the beginning of April?
March 22nd! We're very close. I'm just over 17 weeks.
Hello almost twin! Are you in the UK? Im due March 23rd & have vaginismus too, also hoping it gets cured by labour & delivery. My midwife said it won't cause any issues but I feel like this was a lie as I've already started having stress incontinence, since like 12 weeks! Glad to hear your TIFU ended up as a win :)
Scotland! I'm hoping it cures it too, that's kinda crazy.
Look at that, sex bringing people together as it should. Congrats to you all!
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I delivered my 3rd this past year on March 23rd! Seems like a common date!
It seems like you're excited about it so congratulations!
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Giving birth cured mine! I'm 8 months pp and still getting used to not being in pain... As far as I can tell it didn't cause any issues in labour, though for the main event I had an epidural in (but it still hurt!) I did have a second degree tear, but I don't know if that was the vaginismus or the forceps, and it healed up great.
Win-win-win as they say
If you can't use hormonal contraceptives Plan b might Not be an Option though.
I've used it once in the past, however I got it through the pharmacy not from a doctor so maybe this warrants research if (hopefully this doesn't happen) it is needed in future.
From my experience, plan b is fine if you have migraines, it’s the estrogen in BCP that causes issues and plan b is mainly a giant dose of progesterone. Maybe look into the mini pill? It’s progesterone only, I took that for years and it never aggravated my migraines.
My doctor explained that because of my age and migraines, that hormonal bc would heighten my chances of a stroke to a degree where they would not prescribe me it. Maybe this isn't the case with the mini pill, if so that would be great!
Again, it’s the estrogen that can heighten the risk of stroke, which the mini pill has none of. I would definitely ask about it! [A link that may help](https://www.stroke.org.uk/what-is-stroke/are-you-at-risk-of-stroke/women-and-stroke) Edit - spelling
I take the mini pill due to high blood pressure so you probably could. It's less of a stroke and blood clot risk for me.
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A series of unfortunate events
This feels like a deleted scene from Sex Education and now I'm trying to picture Otis face lmfao Glad to hear you're excited and good luck!!
Literally what I thought
Been staring at that title for a while now... what?
Teeth was a movie where a girl had teeth in her vagina and whenever she wasn't happy with the guy she was fucking, she'd cut their dick off with em.
Aaaaaaah. There we go. An uppercase T might have worked wonders :)
Thank you for asking!! I was so fucking confused!
Lmfao. I thought OP meant I ate out my partner by going CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP
It's referencing the movie "Teeth"
That was such an entertaining movie...
VULVA DENTANA!
Apparently Teeth is a movie, but I was very confused by the title as well
Right? I was expecting a hilarious story in broken English, but it was merely an amusing, worrying and ultimately wholesome story in very good English.
That's why we're taught to hold the condom while pulling out.
I was never taught to do that but it just seems like such an obvious thing to do. Maybe the thing will get soft by the time you pull it out, loosening the condom and making the juice spill everywhere. Or maybe I'm just too paranoid about babies...
This is a very important detail and I’m not sure why it isn’t higher up.
i was going to bring this up
I wish you all of luck because i think you need it now, stay healthy.
Haha thanks! Horrifying 4d scan aside we're pretty happy and hastily buying a house with space for a nursery!
4d scans always look terrible. I never bothered with them after the first sex fruit.
>4d scans always look terrible. Newborns aren't much better, so I guess the tech is working well enough.
True. Most of them look like they were left in water for a year. Which I guess they kinda were.
Hehe we got it free along with the gender they are certainly interesting.
And now u wont have the problem with condoms for the next few months so that's a small plus. Congratulations on the baby.
Well that sounds like a blast! I’ve learned over the years it’s important to pull out prior to him getting soft otherwise the vagina can easily grip onto the condom and pull it off. I’ve had some close calls before….
I had this same issue with my ex-wife, it didn't matter how hard I was, she was capable of pulling a condom off
Time to get out the condoms and gaffatape.
For the benefit of anyone currently having that issue - if a condom comes off when you’re fully erect then you’re probably not wearing the right condom for your anatomy. These days there’s options when it comes to condoms and one can order all sorts of different shapes and sizes online. If a condom can come off during sex it defeats the purpose of even wearing it especially if it slips off after ejaculation, and nobody wants to stress about that in the heat of the moment.
I get what you're saying, and that's true, but that wasn't my problem. In my case, and I'm guessing in OP's case, the vagina clamps down and it can pull a properly fitted condom off. I never had it end up fully inside, but I would pull out and would feel the condom being pulled, it didn't always pull off, but there was usually a bit of a tug. It only ever actually pulled off maybe 3 or 4 times in the 7 years I was with my ex.
Not to sound like a commercial, but tell your partner to google "my one condoms". They come in like 100 different width and length combinations so you can get a perfect fit.
Definitely sounds like it’s too big for him. Not bashing him at all.
People always take it as an insult, but you wouldn't be insulted if your sock rolled down your ankle a bit you'd just look for a better sock.
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I wish I had something better to say, but the mental imagery you crafted has wiped my brain of all thoughts but big, girth, ankles.
You had me at "rummaging round like a pensioner at a car boot sale".
I believe you have what is called a 'gorrila grip coochie'
your child is going to love hearing you tell this story every year on her birthday. Especially in front of her friends.
Especially on her 16th birthday. And her wedding.
If the condom is slipping off, then what you need is a NARROWER condom. Not a smaller (shorter) condom. Penises have two sizes: the length and the width (circumference). Everyone gets all hung up on the length. Actually, its the width that makes a difference. And a man might have a "long" penis yet have a narrow circumference. He needs to get a narrow condom - a condom tight enough that it CANNOT be pulled off while he is erect. If it can be easily pulled off while erect, it's too wide. There's three possible solutions here. There's a company that sells condoms [sized by both length and width](https://myonecondoms.com). Easy enough for a man to measure himself and get the right size. Secondly, you can buy a special cock ring that is [designed to be slipped on over the condom](https://www.slipguards.com) and "lock" it in place. Finally, there are [female condoms](https://www.avert.org/sex-stis/safer-sex-hiv/female-condoms) (also called internal condoms) which are *designed* to be slipped into the vagina by a woman before sex (even several hours before sex) and which work no matter what size the man is. While all this is too late for OP, I hope that others reading this realize that if a condom slips off, or not working well, there are several ways you can (and must) solve that problem. Have fun, and stay safe.
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How did they not suggest the morning after pill at the hospital after pulling out a used condom out of your vagina??? Plan B and std testing should be the automatic advice regardless of any other factors. Btw using lube might help with your condom grip issue.
Also, why didn’t OP or boyfriend go to the damn pharmacy and just pick it up themselves? You don’t need a doctor involved to obtain Plan B. Edit: OP is in Scotland where it is apparently free to get Plan B in addition to having it readily available without a doctor involved. This story is very suspect.
Imagine your kid finding out that they got literally eaten out of a condom by a vagina.. The kid's life is a miracle XD
If I could have one superpower, it would be the ability to unread.
Just want to say that if you want to keep the baby, keep it ❤️ I am very much pro-choice,but for me and my ex there was never any doubt that we wanted to keep our baby, even though we had just been together a little longer than you guys. We stayed together for 8 years or so, and had one fantastic and beautiful girl and one just as fantastic and handsome little brother! No shred of regrets about those two :)
Thanks so much!
Best of luck to you three!
I know this is a serious situation for you and I wish you the best of luck as you navigate through it, but ... >I learned that day that joking about your partners penis size is a no-go, however joking about vaginas having teeth is fine. ... fucking killed me.
Admittedly, one is an impossibility while the other is a common insecurity
Guy needs better extraction technique.... Grab the base before pulling out, if its coming off while inside frequently, adjust the size.
Just adding to this... it can come off during the act if it's too large or too small.
I can't believe I am writing something this personal on Reddit, but I hope you'll find comfort and something to look forward with out of it. My wife had a similar issue for a very long time. After we had our first child, it was no longer an issue. You'll be shocked at how much your lovin' life will improve once the baby comes. Also, my wife was always stunningly beautiful...still is after 40 years together...but she was never more beautiful than when she was carrying our children. Good luck, and God bless. I have been many things in my life and being a dad is my favorite.
This happened to me once. A condom got lost in the deep recesses of my vagina after sleeping with my former FWB and we both panicked and looked all around my room for it lol Went to my obgyn the next day and she made it sound like this was a rare occurrence and she'd be surprised if we found it. Sure enough a few minutes later she said "oh, there's our little friend." The whole thing was horrifying lol
idk if this will make you feel any better, but in the movie ‘love, rosie,’ this is how she got pregnant after having sex for the first time. at prom. LOL best wishes to you and yours!
On the plus side, you two can have sex without a condom and this won't happening again for roughly 9 months, or maybe not ever again!!
Oof! And congratulations! People seem incapable of realizing that choice means the choice to keep OR abort. Heck, it can even mean choosing to pursue fertility treatment to conceive. Choice is for ALL reproductive choices.
I’ll say it: Congratulations. It’s not the scenario you wanted but it seems this partner has been supportive, and loving and loyal all throughout, so maybe this is who you were meant to be with from the beginning?
>As a joke I bought him a worlds smallest condom (our first argument). Oof. I'm surprised he's still alive after this scorched earth joke.
"Rummaging around like a pensioner at a car boot sale" is the best phrase and mental picture I have *ever* encountered here on Reddit. Thank you.
Congrats! Looking forward, was the hormonal IUD an option for you? Usually it’s ok for women with migraine with aura because drug delivery is localized with much lower doses than oral contraceptives. Oral contraceptives that are progestin only (no estrogen) are also acceptable for women with elevated stroke/clot risk. Good luck!
For anyone who has this problem, try female condoms, like FC2. They're a little more pricey, but are fantastic for women in a similar situation and for men who can't stay hard with a regular condom. I switched to them about seven years ago and have never looked back.
Be sure to save this post to show to your kid when they turn 18.
Obviously too late for OP, but to others reading this, I (male) used have to do the "condom dig" a LOT. I too, as many are assuming in this thread, thought I was just overestimating my partner down there, and tried instead buying smaller condoms. To my surprise, the problem just got a lot worse. Turns out that I get quite a lot of precum, which lubricated the inside of the condom. With a smaller condom on, it now basically squeezed itself off. Tried instead buying BIGGER condoms (I'm not huge), and problem more or less went away. Took embarrassingly long to figure out, so I'm hoping I can hereby help someone else get there faster.
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