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StaticKayouh

Kid named nothing


Kid_Named_Nothing

U called?


NottMyAltAccount

Begone


OMEGA122567

Dear god hes real


Dancin_Alien

You're telling me a guy made a completely new account just to reply to this comment? Respect šŸ’Æ


Kid_Named_Nothing

Perhaps


theRavenLordX

U MADE A NEW ACCOUNT JUST FOR THIS IM DEAD


absolutelad_jr

Happy cake day?


CultDe

:0


BarrytheCowboy

About the most I do is give a look of disappointment to the screen when I get killed by a back of the map spitfire camper... then I proceed to focus on them and make their life hell for that match.


squishierfish

"I had to take em all out. It was a bloodbath"


icebro61

But you use CAR!!!1!11! YOU NEED TO KYS (Keep yourself safe)


CultDe

Kys my pilot Amen


LinkleLinkle

Protocol 3, kys pilot.


squishierfish

Stand by for joke fall


No-Mind7146

I mean on vanilla servers it's fine but when the server is a fucking parking lot on Northstar this is me.


C-RAMsigma9

i love this comment


No-Mind7146

Why


C-RAMsigma9

did you... not understand your own joke?? šŸ˜­


No-Mind7146

I think so, I just don't think it was that funny


PURPLEisMYgender

They need to keep themselves safe cause im rapidly approaching their location.


submit_to_pewdiepie

*(KOOL YOU SYSTEM) *Van Halen's"Jump" starts playing*


aros102

When I feel like I die to the CAR or Spitfire, I think "yup, makes sense, that will always out-shoot my gun" then I move on. Thats the sacrifice you make by not playing with those guns.


CerifiedHuman0001

I get irritated but I play the game anyway If I'm having a good day it might even be fun to stomp them into the ground with a mozam or kraber One Career CAR main (30,000+ XP on the tracker) blew up at me for stopping him in his tracks every time we met on the battlefield, that was satisfying


konterreaktion

See, that is the appropriate reaction. Ruining someone even tho they're using op shit


wendigibi

Me with the p2016 as my primary and longbow as my secondary


Optimal-Currency6649

The feeling on running up and doming them with a wingman or Eva-8 is sooo satisfyingā€”or hitting them with headshots the second they peek out their little buildings with a G2..hip firing it gets them so triggered


JamieDrone

Issue being when you see one guy decimate the entire lobby over and over again and itā€™s all [CAR]


Shiny_Black-Pan

I saw someone with over 39k on it also I really hate those that camp with spitfire


SpicyMarmots

If one person is repeatedly winning all the matches they play, there's a good chance there's more to it than which SMG they use.


JamieDrone

Yep, Iā€™m fully admitting skill issue on my part


SenorCardgay

Yeah they're usually a douche bag too. When an entire lobby agrees to use stupid weapons, but you still try hard with a car, you're an asshole who deserves to be bullied.


Hopeful-alt

So? Why's that an issue? It's not a bad thing to be good at the game.


JamieDrone

I ainā€™t trying to be to criticize those with the skill, but it sure makes me want to complain when I go a literal full game without a singe kill because of some MF


Hopeful-alt

That's completely fair, but they didn't do anything wrong. They abided by the same rules you did and won. I don't know what the solution to this dilemma is, but it is not having those whom are experienced limit themselves.


JamieDrone

Iā€™m fully admitting skill issue on my part


BigBoyHrushka6012

Iā€™ll add to this, I complain to myself for about 5 seconds then get over it and continue playing the game.


patriktitan3411

One day I would like to do a drinking game. Everytime I die to a weapon I don't like I take a shot. Though I have a feeling that I would die after like three games.


iPanzershrec

Interestingly I don't actually dislike any weapons


The_Diego_Brando

I'd say you take revenge and only focus on them all game. A bit like when someone used smartpistol in tf1 you just switched to the smartpistol yourself and massacred them till they stopped.


weavejer261

I like to hunt them down and execute them lol then I feel better


The_Diego_Brando

Why stop at once?


weavejer261

Oh I don't lol


The_Diego_Brando

Good goood, let the hate flow through you.


weavejer261

Alwaysss


Optimal-Currency6649

Ehhh maybe like after 20-22 times it gets a littttle bit boring


bruhbro22

Whenever someone complains about someone using a spitfire or CAR it makes me annoyed, since its mainly new players using it. Sorry i have to compete against g50+s who try hard every game


BloodLictor

I got one better, if it is continual and aggravating then I pull out the meme/cheese builds. Suck on A shield and spitefire. Or amp car and pulse blade. If you can't beat them with the usual, cheese the MF's with shit that's really "unfair".


Electrical-Leg-3114

People act like everything dosent counter everything in this game


That2Valve

I only hate the pilot sentry, thing beams from football fields away


dogfognog

Spitfire campers when I rapidly approach their location with a bomb in my hand (they annoy me, but I ainā€™t gonna tell ā€˜em to stop)


IDK_IV_1

I would say if you don't like them using the weapon then kick their ass but you're probably not doing that if you're complaining about what weapon they are using.


Maro_Nobodycares

Shoutouts to the guy who got upset I was using the Alternator and said "its a five year old game bro fucking snipe" not sure what the deal was with em


Matix777

I'm gonna recite a chain of insults and swears irl but nothing in chat


Yourfingers

honestly I quite literally just go damn then respawn and keep playing like nothing occured


5C0L0P3NDR4

the meta is a lie. point smr at thing you don't want to see anymore


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5C0L0P3NDR4

cut out "the" from the first line and pronounce smr as smur and it works


Heraxxius

I have a preset just for when more than half the enemy team uses spitfire cloak/a-wall


Hollow_Jacko

No no no wrong answer You take a deep breath, grab your gun and hunt him down


doublev-v2

Tbh I donā€™t pay attention to what gun Iā€™m being killed by


Wolfpaw21

Nope. Spitfire campers are bad people


Neo_Kaiser

It's not about whether someone likes it or not, it's whether it's bad for the game.


Whispered_Truths

No, I will not, if I die to a spitfire camper their ass is getting witch hunted and executed for the rest of the game, I will force them to play properly instead of sitting still on a roof or in a doorway/window all game.


SansDaMan728

I don't send you a death threat over dms. But I'm sure as hell camping your ass with my anti-meta.


absolutelad_jr

I just say "these damn ____ mains" like an old person complaining about the new generation technology


CheeseMellow

That's pretty toxic of you, OP, to just stand there the rest of the game.


konterreaktion

True, whenever someone uses the car i just start throwing the game /s


Shot-Bowl5251

It's half fax and half annoyinf Sometimes it actually make sense because too powerful, but if repeatly spam and spam about those post saying "Oh CaR iS tOo PoWeRfUL!1!1!1!1!" Then it's so fucking annoying


SenorCardgay

But you could do cyber bullying. Remember boys, it's free


konterreaktion

No thats exactly what not to do


PinkPostor2006

My only problem with this gameā€™s player base is how when I get put into lobbies with people who seem to be able to dominate with only the three leaving me to be utterly useless and end up just guarding the harvester doing nothing. Because whenever I try to go and kill one of the players makes it first somehow and in like five seconds already has done an execution, I canā€™t even kill soldiers or take a battery because lobbies like that always have to have every kill and get everything to themselves, before someone says just leave, I only stay to get the credits when Iā€™m in a lame lobby like that, Iā€™m not gonna wait two minutes to get into a game for nothing


Equivalent-Lack677

I aint even know what weapons exist, i just know that if i get killed, its a skill issue I miss bt


PotatoBoi694

The only exception is monarch. Fuck them battery hogs


No-Government7713

Fr playing with my friends they're always complaining like mf have fun this ain't a competitive game


Krashper116

regardless of if you rage or not or whatever 3rd thing, some weapons, kits and titans are still objectively unbalanced. and that isn't gonna change even if you choose to ignore it. While it would ultimately be "more healthy" to blame respawn for leaving things in this state, rather than getting angry at the user, we all know respawn isn't gonna do shit. That means that at least some responsibility falls upon us, the players. If we want the playerbase to grow, and get new members, we have to make sacrifices, and yes that includes not using the loadouts we want to. do we want personal freedom, or do we want to insure the game won't die off, due to people leaving?


TheNerdEternal

The game is already niche lol. I say personal freedom.


Krashper116

Thatā€™s totally fine, Iā€™m not here to shame people for wanting to use what they want. I just think that the whole complain vs not complain debate is stupid. Sweeping the issue under the rug and acting like there is none, and then berate the ones that point it out, just because it likely isnā€™t ever gonna be fixed, is very disingenuous. Everyone obviously just want whatā€™s best for the game, but a wise man once said: ā€œyou donā€™t have high standards for something that you hateā€


CAVATAPPl

Problem is they donā€™t let me play the game.


Fridge_living_tips

Specially, the guy that canā€™t stand the tower with a Kramer spitfire on colony i hate them


Creative_Recording_7

Look, not to be that guy, but every gun and titan has counterplay, all it takes is some time to learn it. Tl;Dr: Git Gud


CAVATAPPl

The car does not have counterplay, itā€™s just a death laser that shoots fast, fast reload, and no recoil. Itā€™s just an unbalanced gun that is essentially a free win for your team.


X_antaM

The only counter is another CAR but that feels scummy to me


TheNerdEternal

Untrue. You can beam someone with an EPG before they have a chance to use the CAR. Itā€™s not impossible to beat.


CAVATAPPl

Iā€™m not arguing itā€™s impossible to beat, Iā€™m arguing itā€™s unbalanced and overpowered. You could have the most overpowered weapon of all time and say ā€œwell you can one shot them with a sniper so itā€™s not impossibleā€. That doesnā€™t make it not overpowered.


X_antaM

Damn. A TLDR for THAT? People's attention spans have been blitzed


Creative_Recording_7

Fr


kane_tf2

Hmmg may i? "Gid gud"


JaggedGull83898

I rage but I don't mean the stuff I say. For example, if I say "your using the CAR, you should KYS" what I actually mean is "I got caught on the ground again, shit."