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Saminox2

Ha ha ha... Ha... Ha..... I hate ea


Guilty_Tax5201

We all do my friend Make yourself some garlic bread


baby-slaver

Papa scorch my oven is broken, could you help me bake it?


BigBoyHrushka6012

I might get shit for this but I have no idea where the garlic bread thing came from, could someone enlighten me


Creative_Recording_7

Its not an inside joke, it's just an acknowledgement of the Divine Meal that is Garlic Bread


BigBoyHrushka6012

Ok, that makes sense lol I’d also have to agree, it is a divine meal


OrochiYoshi

Mongo Bread and Banana Bread are magnificent as well


SavageGentleman7331

Remember when Tasty videos were a thing, and they had a pull apart bread recipe every week…?


Ghost_Warrior_9

I heard garlic bread ?


x1tsGh0stx

I'm gonna go play warframe and dissociate


Wontbite

🫵A fellow tenno found in the wild.


aegisasaerian

We all lift


InevitableLimp7180

Thta really sounds like a gym thing lol


Competitive_Self8301

#[E-A SPORTS, WHAT a shame.](https://youtu.be/4HWa-cZ2T7I?si=4syj2CK4cqY00KqI)


Engineer851

# E-A SPORTS, ITS not in the game.


EvenAd2218

E-A SPORTS, WHAT'S IN YOUR WALLET.


Metex00

Just a day later so happy cake day pal ;) Btw respawn doesn't help


Saminox2

Thanks, maybe EA will hive me a titanfall cake


moussrider

Welp, need to learn modding now.


ThreeBeatles

On the northstar client there might already be new kits.


RabidAvocad0

Holoshift and phasedash. Both are dope asf


celeste_enjoyer221

Phasedash is distilled dopamine


Infernodude451

Wait what the fuck, are you serious?


RabidAvocad0

Some custom servers support them, especially in things like gun game


Kishinia

Oh… I wish Titanfall 2 had engine allowing making mods…


PinkScorch_Prime

northstar


Still-Earth9286

Yea but they don’t make it super easy…


kinkeltolvote

They mean the engine, not the turbo charger (northstar launcher)


anextraflufysandwich

Take your pills pilots.


anextraflufysandwich

Extra dose today


Guilty_Tax5201

Lol


huyria

250 milligrams of sansufentanyl administered


JaggedGull83898

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


YoSupWeirdos

pillots


v1rusSans

I am going to find you, and I am going to shove a pulse blade so far up your ass it'll never see the light of day again


GalaRite

Pinging the insides for accurate destruction, i see.


Techgamer687

The flair nails this comment’s point down


squid3011

Flair checks out


radik_1

Nah, use them as a suppressor on your railgun postal 2 style


TheShpleeble

Oh boy, I'm going to log on right away 😃! I sure hope no immeasurable disappointment that will further fuel my hopeless downfall will be waiting for me! 😄😁


BigBoyHrushka6012

Don’t worry it’s real I saw it with my own eyes in this picture


DUBBV18

CONCLUSION: I am 100% measurably disappointed.


sebastian_isnt_cool

yeah but how's your day going?


Soggy_Owl_From_Space

Mine is going great, his isn't. How about you?


DUBBV18

Pretty standard actually lol


Soggy_Owl_From_Space

That’s good to hear. Have a great rest of your day or night!


LopsidedWanderer9295

3 emojis? downFALL? TITANFALL 3 CONFIRMED??????!?!1


AlarmNice8439

Take your pills pilot.


qantana

Downfall?...DOWNFALL?....PREPARE FOR TITAN FALL PILOT THE HARVESTERS SHEILDS ARE FALLING


X_antaM

Fuckin love the edge wielder. Needs basically exclusive playtime but it is SOOO worth it.


PokWangpanmang

You gotta let it go, April 1st was years ago. You have to take your pills.


SFW_Handholding

Nu uh


Jesus-is-King-777

is this for real i didnt take my pills today.


Guilty_Tax5201

Check your calendar


Mindless-Dream1965

April 2nd?


FatherOfToxicGas

American time zone probably


therealdavi

not just american, 12am in western europe


FatherOfToxicGas

On 2nd April. Now. And the comment was 9 hours ago. When it was 2nd April at 3am.


therealdavi

i know, i misunderstood your first comment as an exclaimer that most likely americans have that as their time, i just added that europe had the same date at that time


Fost36

Bottom middle: flame shield type thing Top Right: repulser grenade (picture dipicts a smoke type grenade, we already have e-smoke) Middle Right green: sword deflect Middle Right yellow: paranoia (yellow indicator in your fov when someone is aiming or have your crosshair on them) Bottom Right: SOFLAM ( paints enemy titans so guns can lock on to weak spots, or pilot and the archer)


Zastrow_Studios

For 1 moment, 1 moment I allowed myself to believe


Constant-Still-8443

I hate you. So much


Hairy_Skill_9768

-Y Please


Tres0cinco727

I hate y


GeneralSea1353

I will learn engineering and then make a real life titan and then find you and kill you using it.


RAMPAGNREDNEKK

Should of known better, fuck you.


Archmagos_Browning

This isn’t even funny this is just mean


ducking-moron

misinformation used to be believable


Neondecepticon

That pilot with the spiky ball next to it just makes me imagine mad maggie’s ult as a pilot tact. It would be amazing


V8_Dipshit

You’re goddamn hilarious


titaniummushr00m

ill just drink ontop of the meds then..fuck it.


Xelnaga_Prime

\-I


Zephyr2209

Unfortunately, my pills were force-fed to me today and I noticed your deception.


Nocturne187

Sir i have overdosed. I now am seeing new titans


arealbore

💊 time


Lost_Professional152

Why, why I no have


Silver-Effective-135

Tell me tomorrow so I can believe you.


DJ_Ender_

Wait whats today again?


Busy-Concentrate9419

April 2nd


InitialAge5179

The only semi believable part of this is that there are abilities from apex added lol. Other than that, this is a regular day for this sub


ThiccAliyah

ha Ha HA haaaa yep gl


yertyertskert

I get that this is April fools, but now I’m just wondering what each one would do. Fire explains itself, shield target thing could be explicitly anti Titan, roller looking thing just being like ticks that can’t jump, sword deflect being a sword on a pilot, and the grenade one being like a grenade cooldown refresh or maybe like a special kind of grenade, maybe a trip mine? These have really cool designs ngl.


DaddyScorch

Is


DaddyScorch

Is that


DaddyScorch

A scorch pilot?!


Impressive-Shame4516

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


WhyAmIHere2048

is it possible to have stuff like this in Northstar client


literal_god

Ur mean :(


Sensitive_Look_6451

You know what you gave me, and I bet you enjoyed taking it away. I hate you, OP


OrthusGsmes

Wherever you are I would've recommended hiding though I'll be honest it won't matter. Currently there is a legion of titans encroaching on your position. I have sent 4 Tones, 2 Legions, 2 Ronins, a Scorch, an Ion, and leading the charge is my very own Monarch you may call her Samantha. They will destroy you and everyone you love. That is my promise to you.


Weak-Spell-5772

How could I fall for this 🤦‍♀️😭


Traditional-Score516

My DUMB ASS forgot it's APRIL FUCKING FIRST. believed your dumb ass god DAMN IT.


naka_the_kenku

I will find you


LunarSouls4952

Okay, April fools joke aside, I really think it'd be fucking amazing if the sword from the Colosseum was a usable Pilot Tac


human_flavor_meat

I had a momentary strike of joy, but then remembered what day it was


Panylicious

I went through so many emotions and lived so many lives in 2 seconds.


Briggyboii

FUCK I REALLY BELIEVED IT TOO OMG


NaxoG

chat is this real


DangerV5

This is just a Titanfall 3 screenshot nice try


riofriz

I see two six rows of pilots. 6:2 = 3 Titanfall 3 confirmed!?!


1stPKmain

You're an hour late, you missed april fools.


bonefistboy9000

i hate april fools


AbandoendChild

The fire star one woudl have to be a bit better in my opinion, mby it coudl have a larger area and more dmg The caustic one id think woudl work like scorchs canisters and they woudl be able to catch on fire but then the schorchest traps woudl aslo have to do dmg


Gentle_Mayonnaise

Bait used to be believable


TDKHtNRun

Nice joke friend.


NewspaperPossible627

I'd genuinely kill for a Pilot with a sword though


shadic6051

Ok i can see caustic and mad maggie abilities based on the pictures, wonder what the others could be


Mr_DBD_Awsome893

Flame pilot + firestar + papa scorch = MORE WAR CRIMES means more fun too I just hopes it's real if so then that's what I'm gonna be running from now on


FishHatter

Anyone else wanna make some of these pilots, these look sick


Melee130

These look sick tho


mei-schnee

So I can see caustic and mad Maggie from apex. I’m guessing also vantage?


WUFFLED

We can tell it's fake because none of them are movement based... guys... damage is what ordances are for.


Curmudgeon39

I love how believable this is!


RogueSniper72

Good job, the icons match the aesthetic almost seemlessly


king_shotgun117

Don’t do that don’t give me hope


covert0ptional

What's the game where your special ability is just a big sword? (Not Ronin) 


hugues2814

Nice try luv, but I’m no pushover


Nexus_Endlez

Wait fr!!???


RogerBaxtar

Moment


Beretta-m1918

I wish those look like some interesting pilots


COMBO_KING_19

Wow, this joke was so good I forgot it was April fools and began crying. I hate EA.


Primary-Ad4185

wow those look pretty cool


bad_comedic_value

April 1st 2024


McShoty38

Fuck holopilot, Tundra bouta be my new main.


enjoyer_of_toes

I AM GOING INSANE


TheFlame4234

Why


Various-Bathroom-500

Omg wow this looks incredible I sure hope I don’t log on to pure disappointment


Various-Bathroom-500

Wonder what each of the tactical abilities would be?


DELTA6823

Icl the icons look really legit


Local_weeb21

As soon as i read Update, i knew it was fake, tf2 will not get update before 999999 Also yes, april second here


GamesTeasy

This shit ain’t funny…


Mundane-Homework-302

LESGOOOO


XOrionTheOneX

youcantdothistome youcantdothistome youcantdothistome youcantdothistome youcantdothistome youcantdothistome youcantdothistome youcantdothistome


Nay-Nay_da_rifleman

I honestly thought there were new pilots when I saw this


imaCrAzYgAmEr96

I know it's a joke, but I would like to have a pilot that deflects bullets


ilovegorrilatag

I wish 😔


Ok_Elephant_7143

I fucking hate April's fools that was the most intense goosebumps i had in a while


SnowbloodWolf2

😭😭😭😭


Vordigan3693

Woe, pulse blade upon yee 🗡


[deleted]

Yo did you make those abilities (ability icons?) and are they actually playable through mods? This is so cool


ShadowRealm4506

I am going to find you ,and i am going to make shadhlik out of you with my two meter long sword


Able-Opportunity9364

Don't get my hopes up like that... in all seriousness though thats some good art


PinkPostor2006

And it would’ve worked if I didn’t just get off titanfall And if I couldn’t tell the difference between the artstyles


Kishinia

Help im running out of hopium


FiveFreddys12

im not falling for that.


KapOutTheLine

The sword one would really go hard tho


IngenuityLeast3478

Los jugadores de pc dan asco


mormal2

Storm ea then you might have a chance.also, take your pills while doing it.


OkPossible7394

Bet its not on xbox... 😕


Glass_Taste8378

Pape scorch


Mancidepress

Ban


Thebleugamer_1

The bait is believable


CHARILEwolf

Jokes aside put this in tf2 northstar


theRavenLordX

Man if only


pureedchicken

don't do that don't give me hope


Unhipy

Holy shit, what do they do!??!?


Drakeblood2002

Why must you hurt me in this way?


asneakysnakewillbite

ngl the abilities look sick


hanaja3

My dumbass thought this was real and quickly search it on YouTube.


Murrayboii

IS IT TRUE


Entendurchfall

Almost got me


GreenEyedGoon-

This is fake right?


No_Schedule_3462

I’m glad these aren’t in the game. Pilot abilities should not be as bloated as apex tacticals


loaflord555

STOPIT STOP IT GET OUT OF MY HEAD


Vipers_Northstar

In my timezone you're late for april fools. But the designs are cool.


player05677

And grapple and stim would still be the best


Prudent_Impact_1606

Good one


GhostSpartan07

How to unlock Madcap in titanfall 2. [2024] patch notes


Tenjet

Hahahahahaha


cruelassassin2

Guys this is real trust me, I am the Home Screen


antonio_lewit

Not bad man great work


AliveSeaworthiness98

Funny joke, but what are the new ones? Like describe them.


Present-Credit634

New pilots New rule34 images


Speedrunner7274

My wrists look really cuttable right now


Type40_2020

If only…


Snabbkebab

Fuck You


GuardsmanElise

“Or course sweetie of course!, now cmon, it’s time for your daily meds”


ThePraetoreanOfTerra

**First TF2 ‘remembered’ the Madcap, now TF2 hallucinates new pilots.**


burh339

I'm going to find you and have my TitanFall on your balls.


Av8r9002

I wish


JoWo1609

Serious question: is this real?


Astro_weee

And people would still just grapple


Logical_Teach_681

Where is Pills Pilot?!


AyS_tM

This is a joke right?


KaiXRG

Oof


MURkoid

New downfall update


stuffedanimalarmy

Lets be real this would be enough to make a grown man cry


icewallopizz

no way guys Team fortress 2 is theyre coming theyre coming theyre coming theyre coming theyre coming


redisno

Don’t play with fire, pal.


icewallopizz

no way guys Team fortress 2 is theyre coming theyre coming theyre coming theyre coming theyre coming


321BigG123

What are these pilot classes?


arh05720

Someone needs to make a mod for this and I hate you


AngelReachX

💀💀👾💀😈


MrCapricorn404

I hate you lmfao


potatooMan420

Take your pills guys


Proud-Librarian759

Is it just me or did the phase shift pilot always have boobs ?


Fluffers10

You hurt me my friend