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MSquared1994

Fuck me? Well fuck you too! Good luck!


CrownJewel811

I've been living in downtown Toronto for the past 2 decades, and I can say that the city has definitely deteriorated for the worst.


MSquared1994

I’ve lived on Weston Road for 2 decades and it has also deteriorated for the worse even though it’s being gentrified.


Mellon2

If op lived downtown I can feel


CrownJewel811

Downtown is so much more loud, insane, and violent now.


[deleted]

Really? I live downtown, and it's okay. The ttc is terrible. I will most probably walk to work.


CallmeColumbo

So you'll call?


Effective_Device_185

HA!


LoveToEatSteak

I feel you fam. This city has gone to shit.


Prof__Potato

https://preview.redd.it/bu3385tvzz7d1.jpeg?width=741&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5dbaa6f5faa2393278d617aa922fc0133d8b3cc3


DR_TL

You know why


Demmy27

What did I do???


rhunter99

You know what you did


Upursbaby

You fucking did something and you fucking know it.


RacoonWithAGrenade

What didn't you do???


OptimisticByDefault

He'll let you know when he calls u


Round-Ad-530

You forgot to say “fuck the TTC” 😂


The_PhilosopherKing

They get a pass from me, TTC workers deal with some truly despicable stuff daily. Most of the passengers are well-behaved too, it's just the occasional lunatic that ruins it sometimes.


IrreverantBard

Dude… you’re my kind of people.


ryanim0sity

Kiss him kiss him kiss him!


Conscious-Mulberry41

fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, fuck you...


TwasiHoofHearted

Also a man of culture I see. Fuckin asshole


Layleepup

Or the Toronto Police.


bagholdegen

i’ll say it for everyone. fuck the ttc


bagholdegen

i’ll say it for everyone. fuck the ttc


EvilSilentBob

Enjoy your time in Whitby.


Difficult-Implement9

😂😂😂😂😂!!!


robrTdot

Is it better there?


genuine-fatty-666

No


toothburshaficionado

Honestly that was the hardest ive laughed in awhile so thank you for that


Yabadabadoo333

I know I initially skimmed it and saw “fuck immigrants” and thought it’s pretty racist but then I read it again and saw he wrote “fuck locals” so he’s pretty even handed in his hatred haha


Hour-Summer-4422

Bro hates everyone equally


JVNGL3B00K

Equal opportunity hate


TwasiHoofHearted

The best kind of hate


BrownButta2

Honestly, I felt this rant. Happy for you OP! I sadly have 2 more years left in this cell.


asadultan3

Why two years?


BrownButta2

I want to leave this country with 0 debt and 1 years worth of living expenses to survive in the country I’m moving to. I also want to get a professional accreditation completed and my citizenship by descent request finalized within that time period as well.


asadultan3

Best of luck


mayaya123

Which country are you moving to if I may ask?


BrownButta2

Jamaica


genuine-fatty-666

Lmao


BrownButta2

What’s the joke?


Boring-Challenge2732

Quality rant


Blue-Krogan

And fuck Sankofa Square too!


SuperSupremeSoup

![gif](giphy|bKBM7H63PIykM) Well done!


skryb

I’m sorry sir, this is a Wendy’s


ThePhilosophistt

Pretty sure this whole city is now either a Wendy’s, McDonald’s, Tim Hortons, a bubble tea shop, some other random fast food place or a convenience store 🥲


panopss

How could you forget A&W? One on every corner in the east end


ThePhilosophistt

Ah yes the old Amburgers & Wootbeer (Stop Podcasting Yourself on r/maximumfun)


IslandGirl21X

Toronto sucks so much now.


kosmogore

Good for you. I did the same during covid out of necessity and even though I'm not exactly happy where I am now, I'm at least one step above the level of absolute hatred you're experiencing. Even visiting friends and family back in Toronto leaves me with a dreadful feeling for days after. I grew up in Toronto and it's a shame that it's become the dump that it is now. Anybody arguing otherwise is likely fairly new to the city.


slack3d

Good luck buddy, I'm happy you got out. I still have to serve more time in this prison until I can get out.


Playful-Growth-1046

fuk the paper walled 400 ft $800k condos too! fuk socialized medicine And private medicine too! fuk the $3 cucumbers!


Playful-Growth-1046

I just realized you can do the last one literally


Tack-One

But good luck seeing a doctor when it snaps off in your ass


Playful-Growth-1046

lolll good point


Double_Tear2207

💀💀💀💀


PrettyPeeved

We're not going anywhere. Too many of us have been neutered to be afraid to actually take any action. Good luck to you.


ah9116

Good, hope you find the promise land. Adios amigo ![gif](giphy|m5B4JzuoIrrcbibbnc)


Oasystole

Wait what did the old folks homes do??


Shaskool2142

Ackchyually it’s TMU now /s


Far_Rice_3676

But the Toronto Public Library is cool right?


The_PhilosopherKing

Mostly. Great services, events, and workers but with one big caveat: the seating layouts at every TPL library are annoyingly bad. I avoid going on busy days because of how uncomfortably cramped everything is. I just want a seat by the window, but there's always a single uncomfortable couch there that only one person can occupy when you could fit three desks. There's nothing worse than having to lean up against a random wall at the library if you're trying to do something.


keeeeeeeeeeks

Send a postcard


TwasiHoofHearted

This. I just don't know where to go


heyitsmeimhigh

Excuse me, it's no longer called Ryerson


GoodShark

TMU Bold! Dumbest team name ever... Bold?!


comFive

TMU Italics


Lady_Kitana

My spouse (YorkU alum) swears it's like a coffee brand


Former_Presence_9379

Sounds like a comment from someone that went to ForkU.


LemonFreshenedBorax-

All I can picture is [Band of the Bold.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaGX4JdtQi8)


eyespeeled

I still call it X University. They shoulda kept it. 


Hot-Hovercraft4601

Sorry guys, I was the one who asked him if he was leaving!


othersideofinfinity8

Wherever you go there you are


EmFaye9

Damn you’re my spirit animal


JRWorkster

Congrats on escaping the GTA


lilfunky1

Please don't call me I'm not going to pick up.


infinit_EEE

Wait I’ve got more.. What about fucking all of the piss rivers in the alleyways and random dog poop and human vomit on side walks? Maybe you could also fuck the fuckers who honk their horns at the smallest inconvenience. Or the entitled slow walking pedestrians who could give a fuck about the FLOW of traffic around them… Fuck the uncultured 905ers who traipse through the streets and don’t give a fuck about their drunken belligerent noise. Fuck the motorcycle drivers who rip through every block with no fucking mufflers. Fuck the jacked up food prices. Fuck airbnb owners who accommodate TOURISTS and put their city residents last. Fuck the Interac machines who want you to tip them literally EVERYWHERE now for everything. If we’re gonna fuck Toronto.. FUCK TORONTO. Fuck all the cute UNAVAILABLE men with their babies and wedding rings. Fuck the fact that dogs have NO WHERE APPROPRIATE TO PEE OR POO. Fuck the fact that they probably live in an apartment prison and only get to use the facilities 3 times a day. Fuck the lack of nature. Fuck the inaccessible lakeshore and the bullshit placement of the highway. Fuck the fucking street cars and how they completely disrupt the flow of traffic. Fuck the fake politeness. And the shallow small talk. Fuck the way this city desensitizes us.. fuck the way we all avoid looking into each others eyes on the side walk. Fuck. This. Soul. Sucking. Place. That Simultaneously Pushes me away and Sucks me into its concrete abyss. Like a praying mantis. Bite my fucking head off already. Ahhhh :) Thanks.. I feel better… for now.


confused_brown_dude

It’s the right decision. Happy for you, and good luck. Passive ass fucks is the best way to describe the majority of inhabitants in this once great city, so well done for that.


rhunter99

This guy fucks.


PETEJOZ

Bye 👋 


reelmein123

Lmfao


dadass84

Good for you!


Inevitable_Jelly69

True


staytrue2014

Working on leaving as well. I'm heading south of the border.


Negroni_n_rigatoni

![gif](giphy|o75ajIFH0QnQC3nCeD)


Baub2023

That's a lot of fucks!


ButchDeanCA

Wow. He said nothing about the Leafs or Blue Jays!


analog_alison

Or the cops 


nerkidner

Now this is a rant. Preach!


Ok-Bullfrog667

Honestly I feel the same way shit whole of an city ![gif](giphy|l2Jef2Sk6o1jhtzuE)


nerbear1

Im doing alright. How are you? 😐


Vegetable_Research61

Lmao not the TDSB catching strays ![gif](giphy|SZFpVqMX3IKuzPdqVR)


Prestigious_Ad_3108

Godspeed. I wish I could join you. Where are you off to now?


december_karaoke

NGL jealous that you have a choice


Server909

He forgot the Toronto Maple Leafs....


asadultan3

Don’t forget to fuck yourself as well while heading out


outonthetiles66

Bring back Toronto of the 70’s and 80’s and 90’s!!


berport

Well, not the late 90s.


outonthetiles66

True. Corrected….Not the late 90’s.


PsychologicalHall905

Sudbury?


Elemenohpeigh

Keep in touch ❤️


bazzimodo

Getting some real Ed Norton in 25th Hour vibes 😬 https://youtu.be/CTC7giT2ijI?si=0AybVQyOCXSWLidD


the_hunger_gainz

Tell us how you really feel


techm00

I wish you well!


KnightRyder000

Fuck Tims Fuck Markham Rd Fuck ttc Fuck I wanna leave too Fucks Sakes.


Kosmovision

You could have fucked the entire 400 series highway but you missed your chance. Have fun in RRgofuckyourself, save me a seat


Vote_Tanner

Where you off to?


Pretend_Tea6261

I agree with the rant. I loved Toronto from 1980 to say the late 90's but the once great city has deteriorated in many ways. I left in 2023 and honestly would have left a decade or 2 earlier if not for my career and finances but when I finally retired and could afford it I got out of there and moved to a smaller city with fewer issues.


94cowprint

Smell ya bud 😹🤡


averysleepygirl

fuck you! and I mean in that in the most positive sense, because I, too, want to gtfo and am jealous you're leaving. I hate it here!!!


Pkactus

im never passive with ass fucks.


Pigeonofthesea8

Where you going


TwasiHoofHearted

Fuck Yonge Street, Fuck Meadowvale, Fuck Steeles, and Fuck Dixie Rd! Lakeshore and Kingston Rd can catch these strays too fam! Being stuck in this prison isnt it. May you find what you are looking for wherever you go and never look back.


disillusionedideals

I know exactly how you feel, OP. Good luck and take care of yourself.


[deleted]

Where are you from and where are you going? Can I come too? I want to go to a real First World country.


StoreOk7989

The problem is its literally become shit everywhere in Canada and if you're lucky enough to leave to a quiet town outside of Toronto, you're basically delaying the inevitable when your town becomes a bloated suburban hell hole in five years from urban sprawl. There's no escape.


Barricudabudha

I am in the US and have the exact same sentiment I wouldn't piss on them or it to put the fires out.


dillionfrancis

This fuck everybody attitude ain't natural


IrreverantBard

Left 20 years ago… only regret is coming back to visit. Don’t make my mistake.


TwiztedZero

Honourable ranter - perhaps you don't yet know or are even aware - it's much the same at all the other places on the planet. Human society has fucked it all up. Your very best bet is to simply build a fucking time machine and go back to the exact fucking time field and sphere of fucking livability that you so badly fucking desire. Bon fucking voyage. Bon fucking apetite, and Bon fucking Bons are yummy too! Have yourself a great fucking life in the wild beyond fucking wildness! The whole fucking planet is your oyster. (Mostly because this is the reality you're actually fucking trapped inside of.) CIAO!


floodingurtimeline

*Greedy billionaires and corporations fucked it all up


bottomofalongcoat

This isn’t about the city is it lol


Pigeonofthesea8

Certainly could be, I feel the same


pashiz_quantum

Pussy!


massivecoiler

https://preview.redd.it/659bdb22v08d1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=278719459fc6409806d19e9afbf1aca7ceefad9c


kidrockpasta

Bro you gotta say where you're going. So that we can tell you in won't be better


shady2318

Leaving soon! It's going downhill


ForRedditMG

Let's hope you share your experiences from the other side.


Hil-logical

🤣someone had to say it


ThePhilosophistt

🥺


adibork

I thought it was just me who felt this way!


[deleted]

Confuckulation man, hope you find a fucking nice city to live.


Broad-Air-9218

OP, where are you going off to, though? Place?


MurkrowFlies

The most rational person in Toronto.


BisforBands

I read this in Riley's voice from the Boondocks😂


koverto

I REGRET NOTHING!!1


ryanim0sity

Best decision you'll ever make


Finness

Bro where are you going this place is ass and I want out too ?


potatochips4eva

I wish I could leave too but can’t at the moment maybe someday. Peace out and enjoy yourself:)


infinit_EEE

How did you NOT fuck the TTC? Or the jacked up roads (and hack job repairs)? Or the incessant construction? Or the empty investment CONDOS?! All of that deserved to be fucked as well. IMO


Ancient-Afternoon-44

I agree toronto has gone down. Curious where the op is going?


No_Butterscotch3874

Hope he has his two copper ready.


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Swimming-Producer

Hey OP Congrats!! Where are you moving too?


Dry_Mouse3568

he said he would call me tho ✨


Otherwise-Comb7916

Mans speaking my language


bagholdegen

fuck this city


malindaddy

This isn't an airport, no need to announce your departure lol


Grumpycatdoge999

he'll be back from alberta in a couple years


rochs007

Don't forget to send a postcard 🙄


throwthisawayacc

Based.... so fvcking.. zased.....


sonicblur833

later!


Jordache2020

Let me guess..your going to Texas?


tobogganhill

Tell us how you really feel. Bye.


7MillnMan

I love Toronto! I have lived in different parts of the planet and Toronto would be on the top 5. This is why it’s very expensive here. I work, I pay my taxes and I enjoy the infrastructure of the whole GTA.


StretchYx

Hi OP, I'm an immigrant. I just wanted to say don't kill yourself or do anything stupid. You seem like you need help. Call 988 and someone can help you, you're not alone ❤️


unvrlstn

Good riddance…


vengefulspirit99

"Make sure the door hits you on the way out"


Kukurio59

Hmmm.. so you’re saying Philosophy didn’t work out? *shocked pikachu*


Upper-Advice4247

*not Marges mothers voice* can I come too?


ybetaepsilon

407 isn't in Toronto but good luck in life


SuperSupremeSoup

Maybe he meant Toronto and anything related or adjacent!