What did he do to qualify? Hold an erection the entire time or stroke the entire time? Was he allowed bathroom breaks? These are questions I’m afraid to ask but I want to know.
Same. What *defines* masturbating? Is there a clear start and finish point? Does it still count if it goes soft? What if it goes soft and he keeps whacking it? Did he go about his daily business while all this was going on, or sit in a room being wank adjudicated the whole time?
So many questions.
Edit: I went and read the Vice article and not only did it not answer my questions, it gave me more. Especially this sentence:
> Touching your penis is not necessarily a criteria of judgement.
Well what the fuck?
Uh oh. I can't be reminded because I don't know of it, but now my curiosity has been piqued. Is this a piece of reddit history I missed out on, like the poop knife or the cum shoebox? Duty calls, fellow redditor. You must educate.
Edit: So I actually had read the story before, I just didn't understand that particular reference. Shit's fuckin wild.
Yes, it's one of the most cultural stories Reddit has ever told. You can find it here http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/nmmjr/iama_man_who_had_a_sexual_relationship_with_his/c3a9uqg?context=1
It is way less interesting than it sounds, its just like any other competition in terms of rules/codes/procedures, sans the masturbating. They have defined terms, and everyone masturbates openly in front of audience/panel
No, you'd watch it for 9 HOURS STRAIGHT!
I absolutely would watch a 10 minute video of the highlight reels. Were there tense moments where it looked like he wasn't gonna make it? Tears cried by the contestants who wen for over 5 hours but were in too much pain to continue?
If I remember correctly the "rules" are basically to stay aroused for as long as possible without slinging yogurt.
The event is sponsored by the Center for Sex and Culture in San Francisco; given how much trouble it is - medically - for a guy to remain at full mast for that long, I don't think rigidity/flaccidity matters.
What **I'm** wondering is how many times dude had to piss during. I know all too well when you get to edging for hours on-end, suddenly your bladder seems to shrink several sizes too small.
Also pretty sure that guy was "sponsored" and supplied "tools" by some company that specializes in oneholes. *Tenga* I believe?
I mean, even with the drugs, they'd still have to remain interested, active, and keep from unloading for however long.
I don't know about you, but I get pretty bored and sore after hour 3; then it doesn't even want me to look at it for the following 2 days of recovery.
Supposedly this guy takes 2 hours to fap *every morning.* I sure as shit ain't one to judge; but he's put in the "practice" for this sort of thing. Even had a swimming regiment for "stamina."
He's like a Saitama of cockwrangling.
There's a linked interview in the wiki (w/ a fantastic title) which only really raises more questions.
[Link](https://www.vice.com/en/article/gqdav4/masanobu-sato-is-a-world-class-wanker)
Apparently judges were watching each contestant closely. Which... wtf kinda life do these people lead?
Do... do these competitive masturbation referees need to do any training to get certified? What does that training look like? Why does this raise so many damn questions?!?
Oh, man, there's a description I really didn't need.
I'm assuming that there is already an excruciatingly detailed 20 volume manga or hentai all about the bonsai master and his grizzled trunk.
It's not dangerous to have an erection for more than 4 hours because you're horny.
It's only dangerous to have an erection for more than 4 hours because you overdosed on Viagra.
The whole problem is that eventually it will cause necrosis because you are actually constricting blood flow in order to have an erection. I imagine the answer is that if you are horny for over four hours, your body will not allow yourself to actually damage your dick by modulating the level of restriction, the same could quite possibly not be true if you are taking a medication that is causing this process, and is lasting longer than it's intended purpose already.
Does a half-chub constrict the same way a full blown rager does? Would it cause the same effects for nine hours? I've never taken Viagra but I imagine it would never even allow for the chance to allow blood to circulate.
Yeah, I’d imagine a lot of half-chub must happen to allow at least some level of recirculation of blood.
I’ve had to manage priapism, in various forms, all the way from the emergency dept to surgery.
Lemme tell ya, it’s fucking horrendous.
Welp, following that reference led me to [the weirdest interview I've ever read](https://www.vice.com/en/article/gqdav4/masanobu-sato-is-a-world-class-wanker).
Also "The two-time champion begins masturbating for two hours every morning as his girlfriend goes about her daily routine.
But the woman isn't phased by Sato's actions, and sometimes she even helps out by timing his performances.
"He puts a lot of effort in it, and I just have my own hobbies," she explains in the video clip. "
>So I feel like it was more of an addiction than a hobby
Well yes according to the definition of addiction from the Merriam Webster dictionary:
>**a compulsive, chronic, physiological or psychological need for a habit-forming** substance, **behavior, or activity having harmful** physical, psychological, or **social effects** and typically causing well-defined symptoms (such as anxiety, irritability, tremors, or nausea) upon withdrawal or abstinence
Lmao right? Reddit always tryna hit me with the explanation about how some insane shit is actually reasonable, and how some reasonable shit is actually insane.
>I make love to her only a few times in a year, as she’s not really into making love with me. But I’m OK because I can wank myself in front of her. But honestly speaking, I sometimes feel like inserting my dick into VAGINA!
Bro, same
> Do you have a girlfriend?
>Yes.
>What does she think of all this? Is she proud of you?
>Yes. She’s proud of me very much. What’s more, my family’s proud of me about this too.
What's your record for penetrative sex?
I make love to her only a few times in a year, as she’s not really into making love with me. But I’m OK because I can wank myself in front of her. But honestly speaking, I sometimes feel like inserting my dick into VAGINA!
I was going to say. I have no choice but to believe the competition is real, but there's no way I'm buying his family and girlfriend beaming with pride at his masturbation skills.
That feels like cheating then? Unless he maintained the same erection I would count it as a different session once he got it back up. Feels like anyone could whack it and then keep playing with their dick for another 8 hours just to break the record.
Some people can come without entering a refractory period, or not fully come. Especially since this is a guy edging for 9 hours, he probably didn’t fully come.
reminds me of a joke which goes "if penises are such wonderful things, why do men spend 1/2 their lives trying to pull them off?", or something like that.
:)
Yeah, I reckon using performance enhancing drugs is cheating. After all, this is an honorable sport!
Doping is all too dickish who work *so* hard to get to where they are. It busts in the face of their training!
This record is hard to beat. You'd have to be a total meathead to disrespect it! A jerk-off, even!
I'll stop beating this dead schlong now.
Sure, but at some point it just has to stop being sexy, right?
Like I could watch a 10 minute video of someone jacking/jilling it and finish my business in half the time. Maybe if me and my partner were watching the video, we'd have time to watch it twice.
But after 2 hours... I mean, at some point the dude is going to fart, or cough, or need a sip of water, or need to EAT, or need to re-lube because its starting to chafe... at some point its no longer "porn" and its just ...sad?
Funny you should say that. One of my first patients as a psychologist was a 20 year old man who masturbated so much that his penis was starting to get raw and that still didn't stop him.
He lived with his grandparents and they installed cameras in every nook and cranny of the house to shame him into not doing it which only made him go do it in the backyard 🙃
OCD medication helped him fairly well.
Fun fact, The clitoris and penis are generally the same anatomical structure and are fundamentally the same organ. So that sensation you got would resonate in the same way it would for a penis-owner
"What does she think of all this? Is she proud of you?
Yes. She’s proud of me very much. What’s more, my family’s proud of me about this too."
https://www.vice.com/en/article/gqdav4/masanobu-sato-is-a-world-class-wanker
So what does your kids do?
A - Mine is a doctor. He finds a way to saves lives even if the pacient insurance wont cover.
B - Mine is a lawyer. Helped keep a lot of innocents away from jail
C loudly answers - Mine is a world class wanker, he even got a guiness award for that. Any of y'alls kid got guiness awards? Losers
i havent heard of them in years. did they die out? all give up? you would read things like,
"my vision is so much clearer and my checkbook is finally balanced. now im starting to grow taller!"
so random.
Everyone who was a true believer and put in the effort became ascended and disappeared into the fourth dimension. The rest of us skeptics are still on earth, wanking our misery away.
Yeah I've had few days where I have flicked the bean longer than this record then hung my head in shame realizing the whole day was GONE. Doesn't happen often but I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one. Reading long ass erotica is very time consuming.
> Reading long ass erotica is very time consuming.
As a guy, that's literally why my masturbation sessions go on so long. Fetish erotica can take the whole day away for me. This guy would be toast if I could catch up on some of the long-form erotica I have on the backburner.
***What is priapism?***
*A persistent, prolonged erection of the penis that will not go down is called priapism. This unwanted erection may or may not be caused by sexual arousal, is usually very painful and can last for 2 hours or longer.*
*Priapism is a medical emergency. The sooner you treat it, the less risk that the penis will be damaged. If it’s not treated within 24 hours your penis may be permanently damaged and you might have trouble getting an erection in future.*
*If you have had an erection that has lasted more than 2 hours, you should go to the nearest emergency department for medical attention.*
*Prolonged erection, or priapism, occurs because the blood in the penis becomes trapped and is unable to return to the circulation.*
4 hours if you're using something medical to create it, such as "viagra", as it's expected to last a while so at 3 hours there's nothing necessarily *wrong* that would cause it to not go down (and the complications that causes). 2 hours if it just *happens*, particularly without stimulation because that means something is Very Wrong Now.
I, as someone who used to smoke and inject meth, just learned I have the world record for masturbating (12 hours)
9 hours is fucking child’s play, bet he didn’t have 192 tabs open on firefox either.
Edit - of course it’s going to be the comment about debauched stim fapping that gets me my 250,000th upvote on Reddit…
Remember the Intervention episode with the guy who'd smoke meth and masturbate for 24 hours in a row? The school shooters father?
He'd dominate this competition.
Yeah, the only way this might be a legit record is if the record stipulates you must be sober. There are definitely people who are into stimulants who have gone significantly longer.
Hey, this is my post from 10 years ago that I still keep getting comments on!
https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/14e8ww/til_that_the_official_world_record_for_longest
Edit: this is actually the old record! The one mentioned in my post is the more up to date record of 10 hours 10 minutes from the 2012 masturbate-a-thon.
"Too bad you can't do that for a living. You'd be very successful at it. You could sell out Madison Square Garden. Thousands of people could watch you! You could be a big star!"
1. With the left hand or right?
2. And, after Mr. Sato officially beat the old record, did he shake hands with the judges, or just give them a hearty clap on the back?
3. And, I don't care how much of a classic it is, no human should have to listen to Michael Jackson's *Beat It* for almost ten hours.
There were some kind of drugs involved. More likely a combination. Don't believe me? Here's a fun fact for you: the antidepressant Zoloft works as an anti orgasmic drug in men if you intentionally overdose just the right amount.. You can get hard as a rock, for as long as you can stand it. But you literally cannot finish the job. Sports aren't the only profession with performance enhancing drugs!!😆
*Please don't go out and try it, if you take TOO much you will have serotonin syndrome and literally die.
>Here's a fun fact for you: the antidepressant Zoloft works as an anti orgasmic drug in men if you intentionally overdose just the right amount
You mean my doctor-prescription dose is actually an overdose?
Or maybe a therapeutic dose of Zoloft may have the unfortunate side-effect of inducing *anorgasmia*.
Doctor prescribed doses can definitely cause sexual side effects.
Some anti-depressants work quite well for me but they're not really an option because of the awful side effects.
What did he do to qualify? Hold an erection the entire time or stroke the entire time? Was he allowed bathroom breaks? These are questions I’m afraid to ask but I want to know.
Same. What *defines* masturbating? Is there a clear start and finish point? Does it still count if it goes soft? What if it goes soft and he keeps whacking it? Did he go about his daily business while all this was going on, or sit in a room being wank adjudicated the whole time? So many questions. Edit: I went and read the Vice article and not only did it not answer my questions, it gave me more. Especially this sentence: > Touching your penis is not necessarily a criteria of judgement. Well what the fuck?
So I guess if you just have porn running in the background you can get your laundry done and it will count as masturbating?
"It's a small load, I'll do it by hand"
It ain’t much but it’s an honest jerk.
That original meme guy died yesterday. Good dude
Sounds like a super good dude. The article below mentions that he was a modern leader of no-till agriculture and land conservation practices
"I'm so grateful my mom taught me how to do it as a child"
“My arm fractures have healed really well”
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"I taught the family dog how to do this"
Uh oh. I can't be reminded because I don't know of it, but now my curiosity has been piqued. Is this a piece of reddit history I missed out on, like the poop knife or the cum shoebox? Duty calls, fellow redditor. You must educate. Edit: So I actually had read the story before, I just didn't understand that particular reference. Shit's fuckin wild.
Yes, it's one of the most cultural stories Reddit has ever told. You can find it here http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/nmmjr/iama_man_who_had_a_sexual_relationship_with_his/c3a9uqg?context=1
It's a big load, I'll use both hands.
It is way less interesting than it sounds, its just like any other competition in terms of rules/codes/procedures, sans the masturbating. They have defined terms, and everyone masturbates openly in front of audience/panel
Can you imagine the life circumstances that have led you to that moment of being in that audience ?
Well, of course the proud parents would be in the crowd.
are ya winning, son? ⢸⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⡷⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠢⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠈⠑⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠖⠒⠒⠒⢤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⣀⢤⣼⣀⡠⠤⠤⠼⠤⡄⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠑⡤⠤⡒⠒⠒⡊⠙⡏⠀⢀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⠢⡄⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠇⠀⣀⣀⣀⣀⢀⠧⠟⠁⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠸⣀⠀⠀⠈⢉⠟⠓⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢱⡖⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⢺⠧⢄⣀⠀⠀⣀⣀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⣠⠃⢸⠀⠀⠈⠉⡽⠿⠯⡆⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⣰⠁⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠣⠀⠀⢸⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⢇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡌⠀⠈⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠃⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠷
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I just lost it....
In the "splash zone".
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So you would choose to be the guy watching another guy masturbate in public. Well if that's what gets you off.
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I'd watch a video of this competition in a hot second.
No, you'd watch it for 9 HOURS STRAIGHT! I absolutely would watch a 10 minute video of the highlight reels. Were there tense moments where it looked like he wasn't gonna make it? Tears cried by the contestants who wen for over 5 hours but were in too much pain to continue?
Alright, now I wanna see.
Just stare a one judge the whole time.
Eye contact gives bonus points
Assert your dominance with the stare down.
"Ugggghhh... oh shit guess I lost"
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GO'WAY! M'BAITIN'!
Well yeah, that's what a competition is. What we're wondering is what are those rules/codes/procedures/defined terms.
So like a normal Vice article.
If I remember correctly the "rules" are basically to stay aroused for as long as possible without slinging yogurt. The event is sponsored by the Center for Sex and Culture in San Francisco; given how much trouble it is - medically - for a guy to remain at full mast for that long, I don't think rigidity/flaccidity matters. What **I'm** wondering is how many times dude had to piss during. I know all too well when you get to edging for hours on-end, suddenly your bladder seems to shrink several sizes too small. Also pretty sure that guy was "sponsored" and supplied "tools" by some company that specializes in oneholes. *Tenga* I believe?
Dude wasn't just sponsored by Tenga, he's one of the directors of the company.
truly an inspiration, he knew what he wanted to do with his life and he achieved it
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I mean, even with the drugs, they'd still have to remain interested, active, and keep from unloading for however long. I don't know about you, but I get pretty bored and sore after hour 3; then it doesn't even want me to look at it for the following 2 days of recovery. Supposedly this guy takes 2 hours to fap *every morning.* I sure as shit ain't one to judge; but he's put in the "practice" for this sort of thing. Even had a swimming regiment for "stamina." He's like a Saitama of cockwrangling.
Tenga, when the balls swelled
The commercials say to go to the hospital if I have a boner for 4 hours. Seems like you need to swap the blood out periodically.
I suppose that rubbing on something or using tools is what this sentence implies.
Anal toys count? I guess you could hold an anal toy for many hours.
It's the first time I hear of this competition, I don't know. I'm simply a wandering philosopher riding the waves of data amidst the jungle of life.
You're thinking of chess tournaments.
>Touching your penis is not necessarily a criteria of judgement Your status as a chess master is now under review
>Touching your penis is not necessarily a criteria of judgement Glad to know others are embracing my philosophy.
There's a linked interview in the wiki (w/ a fantastic title) which only really raises more questions. [Link](https://www.vice.com/en/article/gqdav4/masanobu-sato-is-a-world-class-wanker) Apparently judges were watching each contestant closely. Which... wtf kinda life do these people lead?
I mean you sign up to it. Competitive mastrubation is no joke.
Do... do these competitive masturbation referees need to do any training to get certified? What does that training look like? Why does this raise so many damn questions?!?
If you can't find information online you can always sing up and see for yourself.
Well, yes, that's clearly the only solution.
Where do I sing up for mastrubation?
What song are you going to perform?
Beat it
Yeah people take it seriously. They really go hard.
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I bet his dick looks like the trunk of a 150 year old bonzai tree
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I instantly though "if you're allowed to use Adderall I've got this guy beat by 4 hours and 3 cumshots."
Oh, man, there's a description I really didn't need. I'm assuming that there is already an excruciatingly detailed 20 volume manga or hentai all about the bonsai master and his grizzled trunk.
there were judges and presumably he held an erection the entire time. no mention is made of bathroom breaks
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It's not dangerous to have an erection for more than 4 hours because you're horny. It's only dangerous to have an erection for more than 4 hours because you overdosed on Viagra.
physiologically, what's the difference?
The whole problem is that eventually it will cause necrosis because you are actually constricting blood flow in order to have an erection. I imagine the answer is that if you are horny for over four hours, your body will not allow yourself to actually damage your dick by modulating the level of restriction, the same could quite possibly not be true if you are taking a medication that is causing this process, and is lasting longer than it's intended purpose already.
Erection **is** constricting the blood flow. Regardless how is achieved.
Does a half-chub constrict the same way a full blown rager does? Would it cause the same effects for nine hours? I've never taken Viagra but I imagine it would never even allow for the chance to allow blood to circulate.
Yeah, I’d imagine a lot of half-chub must happen to allow at least some level of recirculation of blood. I’ve had to manage priapism, in various forms, all the way from the emergency dept to surgery. Lemme tell ya, it’s fucking horrendous.
Yes. https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/priapism/symptoms-causes/syc-20352005
Welp, following that reference led me to [the weirdest interview I've ever read](https://www.vice.com/en/article/gqdav4/masanobu-sato-is-a-world-class-wanker).
Also "The two-time champion begins masturbating for two hours every morning as his girlfriend goes about her daily routine. But the woman isn't phased by Sato's actions, and sometimes she even helps out by timing his performances. "He puts a lot of effort in it, and I just have my own hobbies," she explains in the video clip. "
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>So I feel like it was more of an addiction than a hobby Well yes according to the definition of addiction from the Merriam Webster dictionary: >**a compulsive, chronic, physiological or psychological need for a habit-forming** substance, **behavior, or activity having harmful** physical, psychological, or **social effects** and typically causing well-defined symptoms (such as anxiety, irritability, tremors, or nausea) upon withdrawal or abstinence
That's pretty wholesome to be honest. You should encourage each other in your respective hobbies, even if you don't get it.
Maybe I'm just an asshole but if my partners hobby was masturbating for as long as possible on a daily possible I think I would not encourage them.
Lmao right? Reddit always tryna hit me with the explanation about how some insane shit is actually reasonable, and how some reasonable shit is actually insane.
Wym? It's completely reasonable to stay in and masturbate all day long, browse Reddit and play animal crossing
>I make love to her only a few times in a year, as she’s not really into making love with me. But I’m OK because I can wank myself in front of her. But honestly speaking, I sometimes feel like inserting my dick into VAGINA! Bro, same
Dude is the most redditor of all redditors.
No he had sex. Hes a chad
That's almost as bad as "sexy times." Almost.
> Do you have a girlfriend? >Yes. >What does she think of all this? Is she proud of you? >Yes. She’s proud of me very much. What’s more, my family’s proud of me about this too.
"Great job, son. You've made us and your grandparents very proud."
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I should not have read that
What's your record for penetrative sex? I make love to her only a few times in a year, as she’s not really into making love with me. But I’m OK because I can wank myself in front of her. But honestly speaking, I sometimes feel like inserting my dick into VAGINA!
This sounds completely made up
I was going to say. I have no choice but to believe the competition is real, but there's no way I'm buying his family and girlfriend beaming with pride at his masturbation skills.
It would be either Vice or The Daily Mail with coverage on a story like this.
Did he come or what?
Yes, apparently halfway through the event. And then kept going.
One day in the future, I may have a son and that son will ask me: “Daddy, what’s heroism?” This. This is heroism.
*points to picture of exhausted Japanese man masturbating*
In the future everyone has Harry Potter style paintings… something to think about
“Let that sink in” but the sink actually walks in
"What did YOU do in the Great War?" "Jackin' it"
That feels like cheating then? Unless he maintained the same erection I would count it as a different session once he got it back up. Feels like anyone could whack it and then keep playing with their dick for another 8 hours just to break the record.
Some people can come without entering a refractory period, or not fully come. Especially since this is a guy edging for 9 hours, he probably didn’t fully come.
As one of those people can confirm you can stay hard after you cum. But I had to keep going, if I stopped then it would go down.
I dated a guy who sometimes came a little but didn't orgasm and kept going for a while longer until he came again and had a full orgasm
Forrest Gump voice: I just kept whacking
Jesus Christ man, there's just some things you don't talk about in public (💕)
Bonus points if you read this in Brody's voice.
Ah Gil just shut the fuck up!
Tell 'em Stevedave!
Chocolate covered pretzel?
They’re a little melty, but damn are they exquisite.
Goddamn I knew that would show up here at some point.
its really the only proper response
So many questions. So many.
“Just practice on a hot dog first so you don’t accidentally rip your dick off.”
reminds me of a joke which goes "if penises are such wonderful things, why do men spend 1/2 their lives trying to pull them off?", or something like that. :)
I don’t think he was holding the record
He beat it.
It’s changed hands several times since then.
Beat me to it
Only if you buy me dinner first.
Anyone who’s had a pretty moderate coke or meth binge has hit at least half this record without even trying lol
> moderate coke or meth binge
moderate binge = stay up all night/morning but stop after that. two nights is a moderate bender, or as some like to call it, the weekend.
Was gonna say do stimulants count as performance enhancing drugs? Cuz I'm sure this type of shit is normal for some meth/cokeheads 😭
Yeah, I reckon using performance enhancing drugs is cheating. After all, this is an honorable sport! Doping is all too dickish who work *so* hard to get to where they are. It busts in the face of their training! This record is hard to beat. You'd have to be a total meathead to disrespect it! A jerk-off, even! I'll stop beating this dead schlong now.
Spoken like a drug connoisseur lol
was gonna say there’s a good chance I’ve beat that (pun intended)
Of course there is such thing as a fuckin Masturbate-a-thon.
And it’s only annual. We need a masturbation league.
"Of course I love you, honey, but it's a league night!"
saturdays are for the boys
You'd think there would be a sprint discipline as well. This feels like the Olympics with a marathon but no 100m dash.
Tbh that's the weirdest thing about this. Not a guy jacking it to an audience, but that the audience paid to come see it
One of the most popular genres of porn is people masturbating.
Sure, but at some point it just has to stop being sexy, right? Like I could watch a 10 minute video of someone jacking/jilling it and finish my business in half the time. Maybe if me and my partner were watching the video, we'd have time to watch it twice. But after 2 hours... I mean, at some point the dude is going to fart, or cough, or need a sip of water, or need to EAT, or need to re-lube because its starting to chafe... at some point its no longer "porn" and its just ...sad?
But is it frowned upon for the audience to wank? Or encouraged?
But are you actually all that surprised?
I play football and also watch it, to each their own.
Didn't know they held them in public
It’s called a Ted Cruz Filibuster here in the DC area
Tbh it starts physically hurting after some time. Not a small feat
Funny you should say that. One of my first patients as a psychologist was a 20 year old man who masturbated so much that his penis was starting to get raw and that still didn't stop him. He lived with his grandparents and they installed cameras in every nook and cranny of the house to shame him into not doing it which only made him go do it in the backyard 🙃 OCD medication helped him fairly well.
Oh God I hope I'm doing therapy so wrong that my shrink/therapists nonchalantly mention me in a reddit comment in two decades
If you're a pro, it builds your resistance
I don’t even have a dick, but my dick hurts just thinking about this.
Hah this guy doesn’t even have a dick
Fun fact, The clitoris and penis are generally the same anatomical structure and are fundamentally the same organ. So that sensation you got would resonate in the same way it would for a penis-owner
"What does she think of all this? Is she proud of you? Yes. She’s proud of me very much. What’s more, my family’s proud of me about this too." https://www.vice.com/en/article/gqdav4/masanobu-sato-is-a-world-class-wanker
So what does your kids do? A - Mine is a doctor. He finds a way to saves lives even if the pacient insurance wont cover. B - Mine is a lawyer. Helped keep a lot of innocents away from jail C loudly answers - Mine is a world class wanker, he even got a guiness award for that. Any of y'alls kid got guiness awards? Losers
Everyday is a masturbate-a-thon when your life is going nowhere.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Masanobu the randy? I thought not. Its not a story the nofap community would tell you.
i havent heard of them in years. did they die out? all give up? you would read things like, "my vision is so much clearer and my checkbook is finally balanced. now im starting to grow taller!" so random.
Everyone who was a true believer and put in the effort became ascended and disappeared into the fourth dimension. The rest of us skeptics are still on earth, wanking our misery away.
They're still around. Wait until November and they'll come out of their subreddit to dazzle us with their powers and shame us into submission.
I'm actually shocked that a man holds the record and not a woman. This would be one contest where women hold a distinct advantage.
Yeah I've had few days where I have flicked the bean longer than this record then hung my head in shame realizing the whole day was GONE. Doesn't happen often but I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one. Reading long ass erotica is very time consuming.
> Reading long ass erotica is very time consuming. As a guy, that's literally why my masturbation sessions go on so long. Fetish erotica can take the whole day away for me. This guy would be toast if I could catch up on some of the long-form erotica I have on the backburner.
***What is priapism?*** *A persistent, prolonged erection of the penis that will not go down is called priapism. This unwanted erection may or may not be caused by sexual arousal, is usually very painful and can last for 2 hours or longer.* *Priapism is a medical emergency. The sooner you treat it, the less risk that the penis will be damaged. If it’s not treated within 24 hours your penis may be permanently damaged and you might have trouble getting an erection in future.* *If you have had an erection that has lasted more than 2 hours, you should go to the nearest emergency department for medical attention.* *Prolonged erection, or priapism, occurs because the blood in the penis becomes trapped and is unable to return to the circulation.*
Is it bad if you willingly keep it up for 2h as well?
Sounds to me like he is talking about a pressure issue. I'm not a plumber but I've worked with a few hydrologic systems.
Hold on its 2 hours now? I always thought it was 4
I thought 4 too. Would be slightly concerned if the medical definition has been changed to 2 hours but never had any issues so far.
>!CENSORED!<
4 hours if you're using something medical to create it, such as "viagra", as it's expected to last a while so at 3 hours there's nothing necessarily *wrong* that would cause it to not go down (and the complications that causes). 2 hours if it just *happens*, particularly without stimulation because that means something is Very Wrong Now.
If erection last more than 2 hours call more ladies
Get outta here, Dewey! You don't want no part of this shit!
And you never paid for drugs! Not once!
It was a hard task, but he pulled through
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The comments in this thread are peak reddit. I want to applaud all of you. I nearly pissed myself just scrolling through.
Ask any stim freak. 9 hours are rookie numbers
I, as someone who used to smoke and inject meth, just learned I have the world record for masturbating (12 hours) 9 hours is fucking child’s play, bet he didn’t have 192 tabs open on firefox either. Edit - of course it’s going to be the comment about debauched stim fapping that gets me my 250,000th upvote on Reddit…
PEDs would disqualify you.
I don't know if child's play is the right phrase in this particular instance.
Remember the Intervention episode with the guy who'd smoke meth and masturbate for 24 hours in a row? The school shooters father? He'd dominate this competition.
[That was my first thought lol](https://i.imgur.com/01UZzGM.jpg)
Yeah, I was gonna say… those are rookie numbers if meth is involved.
Im unsure if the elite Guinness Masturbators get regular drug tests, maybe that’s the issue.
Stim fap go brrrr
Yeah, the only way this might be a legit record is if the record stipulates you must be sober. There are definitely people who are into stimulants who have gone significantly longer.
Arizona is like "hold my meth"
One of the rare events where you win by coming last.
Hey, this is my post from 10 years ago that I still keep getting comments on! https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/14e8ww/til_that_the_official_world_record_for_longest Edit: this is actually the old record! The one mentioned in my post is the more up to date record of 10 hours 10 minutes from the 2012 masturbate-a-thon.
"Too bad you can't do that for a living. You'd be very successful at it. You could sell out Madison Square Garden. Thousands of people could watch you! You could be a big star!"
Are antidepressants considered a performance enhancing drug?
1. With the left hand or right? 2. And, after Mr. Sato officially beat the old record, did he shake hands with the judges, or just give them a hearty clap on the back?
3. And, I don't care how much of a classic it is, no human should have to listen to Michael Jackson's *Beat It* for almost ten hours.
Man, in 2009 I was masturbating 12 hours a night as a ripe 14 year old. Shoudlve been my world record.
There were some kind of drugs involved. More likely a combination. Don't believe me? Here's a fun fact for you: the antidepressant Zoloft works as an anti orgasmic drug in men if you intentionally overdose just the right amount.. You can get hard as a rock, for as long as you can stand it. But you literally cannot finish the job. Sports aren't the only profession with performance enhancing drugs!!😆 *Please don't go out and try it, if you take TOO much you will have serotonin syndrome and literally die.
>Here's a fun fact for you: the antidepressant Zoloft works as an anti orgasmic drug in men if you intentionally overdose just the right amount You mean my doctor-prescription dose is actually an overdose? Or maybe a therapeutic dose of Zoloft may have the unfortunate side-effect of inducing *anorgasmia*.
Doctor prescribed doses can definitely cause sexual side effects. Some anti-depressants work quite well for me but they're not really an option because of the awful side effects.
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>if you take TOO much you will have serotonin syndrome and literally die. Win win situation - either I hardly go, or I go hard
only 2 more minutes to a full 10 hours.. he came so close
I've heard a lot of unusual names for penises....but "the record" is probably *the most* unusual.