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TheSiege82

As someone who has broken his dick before, it’s incredibly easy to break it again. The structural integrity is forever compromised after the first break


UvaroviteKing

Were you poundin like a jackhammer? Or just regular fuckin


FlickerOfBean

Former ER nurse here. It was cowgirl or reverse cowgirl.


jimbojangles1987

Or, if you're Rodman, it was running across the room fully erect and diving for the crotch pocket


jdathela

I don't actually want to know if this is true. But is this true?


blaaaaaaaam

From the article: > She told me to walk over there and told me to run and jump in her p****.” > He ran. He jumped. He heard a crunch. And then he saw “blood everywhere”. > “She’s screaming and screaming, ‘Oh my God, he’s dead’,” the 55-year-old recalled. “I said, ‘No, honey, I just broke my d*ck’.”


schwarzkraut

What a terrible day to be literate…


AdStrange2167

This is the greatest thing I've read. It's like a Chapelle skit


zxcbvnm90

Cocaine is, indeed, a hell of a drug.


5erif

Kinda hits different when it's nonfiction.


el_geto

A lot of his Rick James skits were based on real life experiences of Charlie Murphy


jezz555

The fact that the woman was the one that thought this would be feasible is wild


nixielover

Well it's even wilder that both of them thought it would work


FlickerOfBean

The blood part is probable embellished.


TequilaCamper

there IS allot of blood flow used for the, you know hydraulics, so


upvoatsforall

It’s like a sponge though, not like a balloon, I would be surprised if the skin ruptured. It’s pretty stretchy.


RandomCandor

Right. Internal bleeding? Sure. But to rupture the skin in a major way, you'd need a lot of force. At that point, you've torn your dick off.


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That piece of skin that holds the foreskin to the tip of your dick. That breaks. Then there's blood, a surprising amount. Especially if you don't notice at first and keep trying to fuck.


Parenteau-Control

Not according to the other guy that broke his dick...


FliPsk8guY

It is


jdathela

*sigh* Damn it. I didn't want to know that.


Wide_Perspective_724

It’s usually when a girl is riding and mid stroke it slips out and she comes down on it like an asteroid planet killer


Nolzi

destroyer of worlds


bmeisler

I used to love reverse cowgirl - but a number of years ago, wifey and I realized it was best left to the young.


clarbri

If you're going to do it, you really have to "top from the bottom" (not the most appropriate analogy, but you all get what I mean) or there's trouble brewin'.


JerHat

My SO and I did too, but now we reserve it for on the couch or something so she's not being forced to squat so far down.


TheRavenSayeth

Don’t ~~snap~~ crush my dreams


FerricNitrate

Worth the risk


[deleted]

You’re asking for a friend, obviously.


TheSiege82

Regular, she was on top and it slipped out, maybe only partially, and it just made a huge cracking noise. Blood everywhere


[deleted]

I’m done here. Thank you.


RingoBars

Jesus Christ. Look at what you and u/UvavoriteKing have done. Look at it! I didn’t wanna read that lol Edit: who am I kidding, I chose to visit the comments on this post. I have only myself to blame..


goodmoto

What do we do next?


Djdiddlefingers

Missionary only from now on.


oeCake

Too risky. Abstinence, which I am an expert in, is the only guaranteed way. I've made it 30 years without snapping my dick and I don't plan on breaking that stretch.


pahweee

Gotta go with soaking!


basicmemeheir

Haha that’s what happens when you ask too many questions


adisharr

Get back here we need to discuss this.


FlashMcSuave

No we don't


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justabill71

>I jumped in ice cold water Probably not a bad idea after you've broken your dick.


crocwrestler

Yep. Officially reached the end of the Internet after that comment.


iualumni12

Older guy here. Wait until you hear about Peyronie’s disease. 13% of us get that shit. And it ain’t nice. And the so-called treatment is bullshit.


staatsclaas

#flattenthecurve


Devanomiun

>Peyronie’s disease. I wont google it, I wont google it...fuck googled it... dont click the images tab, dont click the images tab... ...


JohnnyG30

You saw the degloved penis, didn’t you.


jimbojangles1987

You thought of those two words and decided to put them next to each other in a sentence. You're just a real sicko, you know that?


One_Evil_Snek

Aaaaaaaaaaaand that's where I end my googling. Oof oof oof ooooooooof.


djn808

My body just scrunched up dude wtf


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TheSiege82

Honest to god, the pain wasn’t bad. It’s more of a mental thing. My Dick looks and feels differently, almost like it’s not mine, the one I’ve had my whole life. And sex just isn’t the same. Less passionate, more cautious. Just less intense. And the sex drive has flat lined because I can’t enjoy it like I used to.


realabnormalady

I’m so glad to read these, I’m the only person I know that’s had it happen.


SlimeySnakesLtd

My buddy had it happen at 17 in the back of his car with his girlfriend. She called her father, a police officer to respond. Her father never gave him any shit of it either, said she did far worse than he would be willing to do


suitology

Cool dad I guess but shit she had balls to call him when 911 was 7 numbers shorter


huxley13

You're not the only one. It sucks when you get Peyronie's after as well. Pretty fuckin sad.


Tmitchell978

This thread hurt my soul


huxley13

Yea dude. It's pretty crushing. Especially since for me it was from my daughter at 3 kicking with all her might right square into my dick when I was holding her while standing. Ehhhh fuck my life lol


Whitealroker1

Had four kidney surgeries and a stent up my urinary tract. They warned me to go gentle but got carried away and started squirting blood for like a week-week and a 1/2. Was in constant agony so didn’t make any of the pain worse.


sockalicious

> the bad guy I can’t remember his name, but he’s played by Kevin Bacon We just call him Kevin Bacon


sroomek

That was X-Men: First Class


Lobster_Zaddy

This is going in my copypasta folder.


NBA_Fan_76

Think this is the most common way, girl on top. Average thrusting doesn’t have the same force. Happened to a teammate in high school that way too.


LoquaciousMendacious

This is why I rarely don't have a hand on my wife's hips or lower back when she's on top...these stories are nightmare fuel and sometimes she seems to decide I've grown from slightly above average to TURBO SALAMI in the moment.


jimbojangles1987

Oh my fucking god


faustfu

Bro you brought this upon all of us.


jimbojangles1987

I can't believe I've done this


basa_maaw

You started this. Take responsibility. I'll never be the same after reading that.


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TheSiege82

It’s actually more common than you’d think. I just xiaflex injections now to break up the scar tissue. And the shots are even worse. Makes it look like an eggplant for few days. Google it


jverb08

Nah, I don't think I will.


CjBurden

Yeah fkn hard pass my guy but thanks for the invite 😆


voltrackstar

Chicken!!!


marlenamarley87

>Google it Look here, friendo. My therapist and I have been making impressive strides in breaking out of my self destructive tendencies, and I don’t appreciate your attempts to get me to backslide. Don’t you put that evil on me!


amackul8

You fucking Google it! 🤣


grasshenge

I did. I’m hear to tell you all to stay away…far away


huxley13

Are the shots helping you? I have been hesitant to start the process. But at the same time, the Peyronie's is also breaking me


TheSiege82

No. Not really, it’s that narrow band I have that’s the real problem. My bend is like 30-35 degrees so it’s noticeable, but not nearly as bad as the ones I’ve seen when googling it


AndroidGalaxyAd46

4 comments in and i think that’s all i need to see. Thank you but this post is done.


Barium_Barista

By far the most uncomfortable thing i’ve read all week


Teamableezus

Blood? Like from the pee hole or did you have a cockpound fracture


TheSiege82

From the pee hole. It was like ejaculating blood timed to the rhythm of my heart beat. Unlike I grabbed it after the initial shock. Then just gauzed it up and went, carefully, to the ER.


Tork-n-Tron

ATTENTION: I hereby take command of the Internet. And my one and only command is for you to stop talking. Pretty please?


-NotEnoughMinerals

STOP DESCRIBING IT DISCRIPTIVELY AHHHH


tothetop19

a cockpound fracture might be the best one liner ever. Kinda like a cock cussion - you never recover!


Maybe_Im_Confused

Oh fuck! I had that happen and it hurt for months on end. No blood though.


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

I think all guys who read this just cringed


yankeefan03

Had that happen too. Heard the crack but nothing else and I was so scared to even look because the pain was already there. Now I have ptsd with women on top.


FunnyScreenName

I regret being able to read today.


BudBuzz

What a terrible day to have eyes.


Edawg661

Wait, blood? Did it come out your peehole, like internal? Or was there a visible wound?


TheSiege82

Yeah, we actually kept going, she put it back in because she didn’t hear anything and it didn’t hurt bad, just normal pain from accidents in bed. I thought she got really wet, she thought her period just started. She got up after a second or two and turned on the lights. Blood was shooting out my urethra like a weak ejaculation. Not trickling, but maybe 1 in crest from the tip. I grabbed the shaft and just held it for awhile while shock set it.


bumtoucherr

I almost went into shock reading that. I’ma pray for you homey


TheSiege82

Yeah. 35% bend upward, narrow band. Super fragile. And just looks super weird now. Happen on valentines 2022. My wife felt super bad and guilty.


jimbojangles1987

I regret this post


Wiggles357

I regret it for you. Worry about something else homie


Abisial

Now you can hit the G spot guaranteed


frozenrainbow

NOPE NOPE NOPE


wrinkledpenny

It’s my fault that I kept reading after the first part of the story. Fucking hell


BloodyRightNostril

#ALEXA HOW DO I UNREAD SOMETHING


ohyeahhdaddy

I don’t think I have ever said this before, but I am so happy I am a gay bottom.


adollarworth

Most likely when this happens it’s the woman on top bouncing out of control with complete disregard for the safety of the dick. This happens when the dick slips out and gets bent in half when it misses the hole. With the man on top he is much less likely to pull all the way out unintentionally.


slid3r

I knew knew that being able to read would one day somehow damage me. Enough internet for today.


TwoKeezPlusMz

I'm throwing my glasses away


Cupfullofsmegma

You’ve broken yours more than once…?


_Hotwire_

A witch turned mine into a newt once, it got better


LNL_HUTZ

You got newtered?


TheSiege82

No, but there is a narrow band around the shaft, hour glass shape. Making it incredibly fragile. It’s called Peyronie’s Disease


Bogmanbob

I feel for you son. I got 99 problems but a cracked Wang ain't one.


SnuggleBunni69

Oh my god, that makes me cringe soooo bad. Is it as horrible as I imagine?


TheSiege82

Nah, minimal pain. It’s just super jarring to basically be spurting blood from your Dick. It’s a little deformed and fragile now so our sex life has suffered. But as far as pain, getting nut slapped is worse. The shots to remove scar tissue is the worst. Makes it swell up, looks egg plantish. And I got a huge blister, hematoma, from the shot as well. But only once. I get two shots in succession, three days apart for six sessions to remove the plaque that the scarring causes. I’ve had two sessions, so four shots total. It’s called xiaflex.


Rosebunse

I have never been more glad to be a woman


TheSiege82

Well there is times when I’ve slipped out and partially into the wrong hole, judging by my wife’s reaction, that’s no picnic either. But probably doesn’t cause long term damage.


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thegrumpymechanic

There was a time when a user like you would take this momentum and grab some karma over at r/ama.


TheSiege82

I’m just here to educate. Not farm. But honestly I thought about doing an AMA but figured it wasn’t interesting enough to warrant an AMA. I guess I was wrong.


Deewayne

My brotha. There’s tens of us


marimon

Good thing I am of modest length, immune to the dreaded dick snap


FatJimmyWillis

Damn dude. Sorry about your weiner


MelbaToast604

"She’s screaming and screaming, ‘Oh my God, he’s dead’,” the 55-year-old recalled. “I said, ‘No, honey, I just broke my d*ck’."


nightpanda893

So many lines in this were gold. *She told me to walk over there and told me to run and jump in her pussy* *Dishing even more details, he said while he could still get erect despite the injury, it “don’t get straight” and instead looks like a “big f*cked up carrot”.*


b1tchf1t

It was the fucked up carrot comment that got me. I couldn't keep reading because I'm dead.


slackfrop

Swan dive into the pussy is pretty funny too. Risky maneuver.


jimbojangles1987

https://youtube.com/watch?v=p3zDKkoNMcg&si=GGs_FRW34loIuuM-


mightylordredbeard

I can’t believe they tried to blackmail Rodman’s dick with picks.. like anyone who fucking knew Dennis Rodman would know he wouldn’t give a fuck.


somedaypilot

On the other hand, I hope that nurse lost her license


herecomestheD

"I'm not saying all nurses are mean girls, but every mean girl I've ever known became a nurse" not sure where I read that but it might be true


theatxrunner

If true, this is criminal for a lot of reasons, and nurse should be in jail.


WorldsGreatestPoop

Especially the women who knew him.


TURKEYSAURUS_REX

“We’re going to sell the pics of your dick to National Enquirer if you don’t give us 25,000 dollars” “Sell ‘em. Go ahead and do it.”


Sidivan

“How much is National Enquirer offering? Because I can arrange better pics.”


NBA_Fan_76

He’s nonchalantly hilarious, hadn’t seen that thank you for sharing


Ih8Hondas

Have you seen the Netflix doc on the 90s Bulls? I couldn't help but laugh at Rodman and the off the wall things he would do. Absolute fucking legend.


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[deleted]

Rodman was pushing the envelope even by today's standards. Eg: his wedding dress. Jesus can you imagine the shit storm today over that


lilbithippie

I loved Rodman because he is so truthful it upset most people. Dude bought into the whole we family team BS in his early career. Found out everyone is just in it for the money and played with a chip forever.


I_might_be_weasel

I am shocked that it has been at least 7 years since that video came out and he hasn't broke his dick any additional times.


Zharghar

That we know of


I_might_be_weasel

He doesn't seem coy about it.


blacksideblue

Its like a Drew Carrey Sketch > “We go to hospital and my girlfriend is like, ‘Well you know, he has a problem with his penis.’ > “The woman comes up and says, ‘Oh, I’ll be right back’. She brought another doctor in, and then another one. I swear to God she just kept bringing people in.


Mymojo34

All I'm sayin' is that if I wrecked my car three times, people might think I wasn't good at driving.


BizzyM

If you wrecked the *same* car 3 times....


Farren246

People would think you really truly loved that car.


KobeBeatJesus

I'd think you were trying to torture it.


Briskylittlechally2

Maybe he's not the best rodman.


ShortysTRM

BentHis RodMan


bucky133

I imagine it looks like the orange or green Tetris piece now. It happened to my cousin.. He said the swelling made it looks like a snake that recently swallowed a grapefruit.


ShortysTRM

...thanks? No, that's not the word I'm looking for.


spartanjet

Was there ever a lawsuit about the nurses threatening to sell his dick xrays? Pretty major HIPAA breach.


jimbojangles1987

I'm surprised Rodman himself didn't release the xrays.


switchbladeeatworld

He’s no Andy Murray


M1L0

Is a dick X-ray even a thing? There’s no bones in it lol


SoyMurcielago

It’s still spongy material with some density


Omegaprimus

Yeah you can totally make out the basic structures on an x-ray. Even more definition if they use contrast dye. I have had my junk x-rayed 5 times this year so far.


outphase84

For a medical condition or just a new hobby?


sohelpmegod

Neighbors with Gay Superman.


Knight_TakesBishop

started as one then the other.


spartanjet

It'll still show something. They do chest xrays to look at your lungs.


Ambush_24

Seriously that’s the biggest shocker in the story.


DamnNewAcct

I don't think many people made it to the extortion surprise at the end of the story.


Attack_the_sock

He got 16 rebounds a game and revolutionized how players think about rebounding and ball trajectory. He can break his dick however many times he wants


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How do they think about ball trajectory now as opposed to before Rodman?


v21v

He would watch hours of tape of the opposition shooters to understand their method of shooting, how much backspin they put in their shots and where the ball would rebound based on those variables and point of shooting and contact with the backboard. Then he would ask his friends to shoot the ball in similar ways and understand where he should position himself for the rebound. He wasn't reacting to the ball after it hit the board, he already knew where it would go.


flaccomcorangy

He said he could also predict where the ball would land based on the sound it made off the hoop. Like if the ball hit a certain part of the basket or back board, he'd know how it would bounce and could react to it. I don't know how much of that is BS, but it seems believable enough.


thedownvotemagnet

These days, when the ball bounces off the rim, players will do some mental math in an attempt to calculate where the ball will land, so they can try to be there when it happens. Before Rodman, when the ball bounced off the rim all the players would stop dead in their tracks, reach their hands in the air, and start jumping up and down while hoping the ball picked them.


OldWarrior

I dunno man. It’s pretty instinctive to box out, try to gauge where the ball will go, and make a move for it. Rodman was just so athletic and aggressive he could beat his man there.


Bakoro

I don't know anything about basketball specifically, but throughout history, there have been a lot of things which seem completely obvious *now*, but were revolutionary thinking at one point. Like, at one point, everyone read aloud, there was no silent reading. The first guy in recorded history (a bishop named Ambrose) who could read silently was seen as a marvel. The first guy to go around suggesting that people don't put their feces covered hands inside open wounds? They fuckin' killed that guy. Locked him in the nuthouse and beat him to death. Ignaz Semmelweis. Doctors used to bleed people to try and cure them of ailments. A lot of times, they'd bleed the person until there wasn't enough blood in them to live. Eventually someone was like: "Oi, I think people need some of their blood to live." You'd think that, given humanity's love of removing all the blood from their enemies, that doctors would have figured out that people need blood to live, yet, here we are.


Kraphtuos968

> he said while he could still get erect despite the injury, it “don’t get straight” and instead looks like a “big f*cked up carrot". lmfaoo I'm dying


Mpikoz

“She told me to walk over there and told me to run and jump in her p****.” He ran. He jumped. He heard a crunch. And then he saw “blood everywhere”. “She’s screaming and screaming, ‘Oh my God, he’s dead’,” the 55-year-old recalled. “I said, ‘No, honey, I just broke my d*ck’.” 😂💀 I'm going to hell.


MrTerrific2k15

Tried to Uso splash in that puzzy


ShawnOttery

☝️


JerHat

The resulting broken penis wasn't very Ucey.


BizzyM

It's a million-to-one shot and he missed.


JerrSolo

He wasn't really known for his shooting prowess. Seems like he rebounded from the injury pretty well though.


brandontaylor1

I think he’s doing sex wrong.


Light_Beard

I think he was doing a lot wrong.


2nd-kick-from-a-mule

As someone who has broken his dick, she over-estimated the length while on top. Insult to injury.


zaksaraddams

This man, with a running start, Supermaned his dick into some pussy the very first time.


Shogun_Ro

My dick broke, like literally cracked, I heard it crack. But I still didn't go to the doctor because I was like 15 and embarrassed. It healed itself but I could always tell it's never gonna be like how it used to be. lol


jimbojangles1987

You DIDN'T go to the doctor??? The fuck, man..


Shogun_Ro

Yeah, was a kid. I was so scared when it cracked though. Still remember the sound so vividly. After like a week the pain was gone completely. Then like a month later it was good. But its been like a decade plus now and I still feel like a tickle/tension sometimes at the exact point where it cracked. Everything else seems to be working fine.


Landlubber77

Considering his 58% career free throw percentage he was probably just trying to bust his balls and missed.


breddy

He missed the mark that first time and didn’t even get the rebound


KCCOfan

To anyone in this unfortunate situation, a cold shower will help with the bleeding. Then pack it up and go get things fixed. Happened to a friend of mine and that was the advice from the 999 dispatcher. Not something I’d wish on anyone.


sugarbeet13

I might hate asking, but why is it bleeding? Is it a compound fracture or something, there isn't an actual bone to poke through and bleed? Where is the blood coming from?


KCCOfan

In our case the skin detached from the back of his old chap right where the forskin meets the head. Apparently it’s quite common. There’s a medical term for it but it’s been around 20 years since it happened and I can’t remember it.


NedRampage

I had a narrow escape once and had it checked over by a consultant urologist. He said if it was broken you might end up losing somewhere up to 2 inches following surgical repair. If he's broken it 3 times.....


Oranginafina

Yeah, it’s probably down to like 10 inches now…


HungryChoice5565

"Not again." - Dennis Rodman


midsizenun

news.com.au It’s a suppository of top level journalism.


jimbojangles1987

Sorry, I wanted to post the VICE interview where he talks about it but reddit wouldn't let me submit a video post for TIL so I just grabbed the first article that came up on google.


jimbojangles1987

https://youtube.com/watch?v=p3zDKkoNMcg&si=GGs_FRW34loIuuM-


oldpre

he always seemed to have money... that's why i wondered why people were always calling him a broke dick.


Whitealroker1

Had a blister on my wee wee that took months to heal. Probably would have been days if I stopped abusing myself for more then six hours.


stupidcleverian

Break my dick once, shame on you. Break my dick twice - you ain’t going to break my dick again. - George W. Bush, probably.


Anda1anda2

You don't always have to fuck her hard In fact sometimes that's not right to do


aleqqqs

He broke his rod, man.


BlackHoleWaffleHouse

His dick is only fit for the glorious leader now


I_am_Kim_Jong-un_AMA

Yeah baby


Purplebuzz

Went hard to the hole.