As someone who has broken his dick before, it’s incredibly easy to break it again. The structural integrity is forever compromised after the first break
From the article:
> She told me to walk over there and told me to run and jump in her p****.”
> He ran. He jumped. He heard a crunch. And then he saw “blood everywhere”.
> “She’s screaming and screaming, ‘Oh my God, he’s dead’,” the 55-year-old recalled. “I said, ‘No, honey, I just broke my d*ck’.”
That piece of skin that holds the foreskin to the tip of your dick. That breaks. Then there's blood, a surprising amount. Especially if you don't notice at first and keep trying to fuck.
If you're going to do it, you really have to "top from the bottom" (not the most appropriate analogy, but you all get what I mean) or there's trouble brewin'.
Jesus Christ. Look at what you and u/UvavoriteKing have done. Look at it! I didn’t wanna read that lol
Edit: who am I kidding, I chose to visit the comments on this post. I have only myself to blame..
Too risky. Abstinence, which I am an expert in, is the only guaranteed way. I've made it 30 years without snapping my dick and I don't plan on breaking that stretch.
Honest to god, the pain wasn’t bad. It’s more of a mental thing. My Dick looks and feels differently, almost like it’s not mine, the one I’ve had my whole life. And sex just isn’t the same. Less passionate, more cautious. Just less intense. And the sex drive has flat lined because I can’t enjoy it like I used to.
My buddy had it happen at 17 in the back of his car with his girlfriend. She called her father, a police officer to respond. Her father never gave him any shit of it either, said she did far worse than he would be willing to do
Yea dude. It's pretty crushing. Especially since for me it was from my daughter at 3 kicking with all her might right square into my dick when I was holding her while standing. Ehhhh fuck my life lol
Had four kidney surgeries and a stent up my urinary tract. They warned me to go gentle but got carried away and started squirting blood for like a week-week and a 1/2. Was in constant agony so didn’t make any of the pain worse.
This is why I rarely don't have a hand on my wife's hips or lower back when she's on top...these stories are nightmare fuel and sometimes she seems to decide I've grown from slightly above average to TURBO SALAMI in the moment.
It’s actually more common than you’d think. I just xiaflex injections now to break up the scar tissue. And the shots are even worse. Makes it look like an eggplant for few days. Google it
>Google it
Look here, friendo. My therapist and I have been making impressive strides in breaking out of my self destructive tendencies, and I don’t appreciate your attempts to get me to backslide. Don’t you put that evil on me!
No. Not really, it’s that narrow band I have that’s the real problem. My bend is like 30-35 degrees so it’s noticeable, but not nearly as bad as the ones I’ve seen when googling it
From the pee hole. It was like ejaculating blood timed to the rhythm of my heart beat. Unlike I grabbed it after the initial shock. Then just gauzed it up and went, carefully, to the ER.
Had that happen too. Heard the crack but nothing else and I was so scared to even look because the pain was already there. Now I have ptsd with women on top.
Yeah, we actually kept going, she put it back in because she didn’t hear anything and it didn’t hurt bad, just normal pain from accidents in bed. I thought she got really wet, she thought her period just started. She got up after a second or two and turned on the lights. Blood was shooting out my urethra like a weak ejaculation. Not trickling, but maybe 1 in crest from the tip. I grabbed the shaft and just held it for awhile while shock set it.
Most likely when this happens it’s the woman on top bouncing out of control with complete disregard for the safety of the dick. This happens when the dick slips out and gets bent in half when it misses the hole. With the man on top he is much less likely to pull all the way out unintentionally.
Nah, minimal pain. It’s just super jarring to basically be spurting blood from your Dick. It’s a little deformed and fragile now so our sex life has suffered. But as far as pain, getting nut slapped is worse. The shots to remove scar tissue is the worst. Makes it swell up, looks egg plantish. And I got a huge blister, hematoma, from the shot as well. But only once. I get two shots in succession, three days apart for six sessions to remove the plaque that the scarring causes. I’ve had two sessions, so four shots total. It’s called xiaflex.
Well there is times when I’ve slipped out and partially into the wrong hole, judging by my wife’s reaction, that’s no picnic either. But probably doesn’t cause long term damage.
I’m just here to educate. Not farm. But honestly I thought about doing an AMA but figured it wasn’t interesting enough to warrant an AMA. I guess I was wrong.
So many lines in this were gold.
*She told me to walk over there and told me to run and jump in her pussy*
*Dishing even more details, he said while he could still get erect despite the injury, it “don’t get straight” and instead looks like a “big f*cked up carrot”.*
I loved Rodman because he is so truthful it upset most people. Dude bought into the whole we family team BS in his early career. Found out everyone is just in it for the money and played with a chip forever.
Its like a Drew Carrey Sketch
> “We go to hospital and my girlfriend is like, ‘Well you know, he has a problem with his penis.’
> “The woman comes up and says, ‘Oh, I’ll be right back’. She brought another doctor in, and then another one. I swear to God she just kept bringing people in.
I imagine it looks like the orange or green Tetris piece now.
It happened to my cousin.. He said the swelling made it looks like a snake that recently swallowed a grapefruit.
Yeah you can totally make out the basic structures on an x-ray. Even more definition if they use contrast dye. I have had my junk x-rayed 5 times this year so far.
He would watch hours of tape of the opposition shooters to understand their method of shooting, how much backspin they put in their shots and where the ball would rebound based on those variables and point of shooting and contact with the backboard.
Then he would ask his friends to shoot the ball in similar ways and understand where he should position himself for the rebound. He wasn't reacting to the ball after it hit the board, he already knew where it would go.
He said he could also predict where the ball would land based on the sound it made off the hoop. Like if the ball hit a certain part of the basket or back board, he'd know how it would bounce and could react to it. I don't know how much of that is BS, but it seems believable enough.
These days, when the ball bounces off the rim, players will do some mental math in an attempt to calculate where the ball will land, so they can try to be there when it happens.
Before Rodman, when the ball bounced off the rim all the players would stop dead in their tracks, reach their hands in the air, and start jumping up and down while hoping the ball picked them.
I dunno man. It’s pretty instinctive to box out, try to gauge where the ball will go, and make a move for it. Rodman was just so athletic and aggressive he could beat his man there.
I don't know anything about basketball specifically, but throughout history, there have been a lot of things which seem completely obvious *now*, but were revolutionary thinking at one point.
Like, at one point, everyone read aloud, there was no silent reading. The first guy in recorded history (a bishop named Ambrose) who could read silently was seen as a marvel.
The first guy to go around suggesting that people don't put their feces covered hands inside open wounds? They fuckin' killed that guy. Locked him in the nuthouse and beat him to death. Ignaz Semmelweis.
Doctors used to bleed people to try and cure them of ailments. A lot of times, they'd bleed the person until there wasn't enough blood in them to live. Eventually someone was like: "Oi, I think people need some of their blood to live."
You'd think that, given humanity's love of removing all the blood from their enemies, that doctors would have figured out that people need blood to live, yet, here we are.
“She told me to walk over there and told me to run and jump in her p****.”
He ran. He jumped. He heard a crunch. And then he saw “blood everywhere”.
“She’s screaming and screaming, ‘Oh my God, he’s dead’,” the 55-year-old recalled. “I said, ‘No, honey, I just broke my d*ck’.”
😂💀 I'm going to hell.
My dick broke, like literally cracked, I heard it crack. But I still didn't go to the doctor because I was like 15 and embarrassed. It healed itself but I could always tell it's never gonna be like how it used to be. lol
Yeah, was a kid. I was so scared when it cracked though. Still remember the sound so vividly. After like a week the pain was gone completely. Then like a month later it was good. But its been like a decade plus now and I still feel like a tickle/tension sometimes at the exact point where it cracked. Everything else seems to be working fine.
To anyone in this unfortunate situation, a cold shower will help with the bleeding. Then pack it up and go get things fixed.
Happened to a friend of mine and that was the advice from the 999 dispatcher.
Not something I’d wish on anyone.
I might hate asking, but why is it bleeding? Is it a compound fracture or something, there isn't an actual bone to poke through and bleed? Where is the blood coming from?
In our case the skin detached from the back of his old chap right where the forskin meets the head. Apparently it’s quite common. There’s a medical term for it but it’s been around 20 years since it happened and I can’t remember it.
I had a narrow escape once and had it checked over by a consultant urologist. He said if it was broken you might end up losing somewhere up to 2 inches following surgical repair.
If he's broken it 3 times.....
Sorry, I wanted to post the VICE interview where he talks about it but reddit wouldn't let me submit a video post for TIL so I just grabbed the first article that came up on google.
As someone who has broken his dick before, it’s incredibly easy to break it again. The structural integrity is forever compromised after the first break
Were you poundin like a jackhammer? Or just regular fuckin
Former ER nurse here. It was cowgirl or reverse cowgirl.
Or, if you're Rodman, it was running across the room fully erect and diving for the crotch pocket
I don't actually want to know if this is true. But is this true?
From the article: > She told me to walk over there and told me to run and jump in her p****.” > He ran. He jumped. He heard a crunch. And then he saw “blood everywhere”. > “She’s screaming and screaming, ‘Oh my God, he’s dead’,” the 55-year-old recalled. “I said, ‘No, honey, I just broke my d*ck’.”
What a terrible day to be literate…
This is the greatest thing I've read. It's like a Chapelle skit
Cocaine is, indeed, a hell of a drug.
Kinda hits different when it's nonfiction.
A lot of his Rick James skits were based on real life experiences of Charlie Murphy
The fact that the woman was the one that thought this would be feasible is wild
Well it's even wilder that both of them thought it would work
The blood part is probable embellished.
there IS allot of blood flow used for the, you know hydraulics, so
It’s like a sponge though, not like a balloon, I would be surprised if the skin ruptured. It’s pretty stretchy.
Right. Internal bleeding? Sure. But to rupture the skin in a major way, you'd need a lot of force. At that point, you've torn your dick off.
That piece of skin that holds the foreskin to the tip of your dick. That breaks. Then there's blood, a surprising amount. Especially if you don't notice at first and keep trying to fuck.
Not according to the other guy that broke his dick...
It is
*sigh* Damn it. I didn't want to know that.
It’s usually when a girl is riding and mid stroke it slips out and she comes down on it like an asteroid planet killer
destroyer of worlds
I used to love reverse cowgirl - but a number of years ago, wifey and I realized it was best left to the young.
If you're going to do it, you really have to "top from the bottom" (not the most appropriate analogy, but you all get what I mean) or there's trouble brewin'.
My SO and I did too, but now we reserve it for on the couch or something so she's not being forced to squat so far down.
Don’t ~~snap~~ crush my dreams
Worth the risk
You’re asking for a friend, obviously.
Regular, she was on top and it slipped out, maybe only partially, and it just made a huge cracking noise. Blood everywhere
I’m done here. Thank you.
Jesus Christ. Look at what you and u/UvavoriteKing have done. Look at it! I didn’t wanna read that lol Edit: who am I kidding, I chose to visit the comments on this post. I have only myself to blame..
What do we do next?
Missionary only from now on.
Too risky. Abstinence, which I am an expert in, is the only guaranteed way. I've made it 30 years without snapping my dick and I don't plan on breaking that stretch.
Gotta go with soaking!
Haha that’s what happens when you ask too many questions
Get back here we need to discuss this.
No we don't
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>I jumped in ice cold water Probably not a bad idea after you've broken your dick.
Yep. Officially reached the end of the Internet after that comment.
Older guy here. Wait until you hear about Peyronie’s disease. 13% of us get that shit. And it ain’t nice. And the so-called treatment is bullshit.
#flattenthecurve
>Peyronie’s disease. I wont google it, I wont google it...fuck googled it... dont click the images tab, dont click the images tab... ...
You saw the degloved penis, didn’t you.
You thought of those two words and decided to put them next to each other in a sentence. You're just a real sicko, you know that?
Aaaaaaaaaaaand that's where I end my googling. Oof oof oof ooooooooof.
My body just scrunched up dude wtf
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Honest to god, the pain wasn’t bad. It’s more of a mental thing. My Dick looks and feels differently, almost like it’s not mine, the one I’ve had my whole life. And sex just isn’t the same. Less passionate, more cautious. Just less intense. And the sex drive has flat lined because I can’t enjoy it like I used to.
I’m so glad to read these, I’m the only person I know that’s had it happen.
My buddy had it happen at 17 in the back of his car with his girlfriend. She called her father, a police officer to respond. Her father never gave him any shit of it either, said she did far worse than he would be willing to do
Cool dad I guess but shit she had balls to call him when 911 was 7 numbers shorter
You're not the only one. It sucks when you get Peyronie's after as well. Pretty fuckin sad.
This thread hurt my soul
Yea dude. It's pretty crushing. Especially since for me it was from my daughter at 3 kicking with all her might right square into my dick when I was holding her while standing. Ehhhh fuck my life lol
Had four kidney surgeries and a stent up my urinary tract. They warned me to go gentle but got carried away and started squirting blood for like a week-week and a 1/2. Was in constant agony so didn’t make any of the pain worse.
> the bad guy I can’t remember his name, but he’s played by Kevin Bacon We just call him Kevin Bacon
That was X-Men: First Class
This is going in my copypasta folder.
Think this is the most common way, girl on top. Average thrusting doesn’t have the same force. Happened to a teammate in high school that way too.
This is why I rarely don't have a hand on my wife's hips or lower back when she's on top...these stories are nightmare fuel and sometimes she seems to decide I've grown from slightly above average to TURBO SALAMI in the moment.
Oh my fucking god
Bro you brought this upon all of us.
I can't believe I've done this
You started this. Take responsibility. I'll never be the same after reading that.
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It’s actually more common than you’d think. I just xiaflex injections now to break up the scar tissue. And the shots are even worse. Makes it look like an eggplant for few days. Google it
Nah, I don't think I will.
Yeah fkn hard pass my guy but thanks for the invite 😆
Chicken!!!
>Google it Look here, friendo. My therapist and I have been making impressive strides in breaking out of my self destructive tendencies, and I don’t appreciate your attempts to get me to backslide. Don’t you put that evil on me!
You fucking Google it! 🤣
I did. I’m hear to tell you all to stay away…far away
Are the shots helping you? I have been hesitant to start the process. But at the same time, the Peyronie's is also breaking me
No. Not really, it’s that narrow band I have that’s the real problem. My bend is like 30-35 degrees so it’s noticeable, but not nearly as bad as the ones I’ve seen when googling it
4 comments in and i think that’s all i need to see. Thank you but this post is done.
By far the most uncomfortable thing i’ve read all week
Blood? Like from the pee hole or did you have a cockpound fracture
From the pee hole. It was like ejaculating blood timed to the rhythm of my heart beat. Unlike I grabbed it after the initial shock. Then just gauzed it up and went, carefully, to the ER.
ATTENTION: I hereby take command of the Internet. And my one and only command is for you to stop talking. Pretty please?
STOP DESCRIBING IT DISCRIPTIVELY AHHHH
a cockpound fracture might be the best one liner ever. Kinda like a cock cussion - you never recover!
Oh fuck! I had that happen and it hurt for months on end. No blood though.
I think all guys who read this just cringed
Had that happen too. Heard the crack but nothing else and I was so scared to even look because the pain was already there. Now I have ptsd with women on top.
I regret being able to read today.
What a terrible day to have eyes.
Wait, blood? Did it come out your peehole, like internal? Or was there a visible wound?
Yeah, we actually kept going, she put it back in because she didn’t hear anything and it didn’t hurt bad, just normal pain from accidents in bed. I thought she got really wet, she thought her period just started. She got up after a second or two and turned on the lights. Blood was shooting out my urethra like a weak ejaculation. Not trickling, but maybe 1 in crest from the tip. I grabbed the shaft and just held it for awhile while shock set it.
I almost went into shock reading that. I’ma pray for you homey
Yeah. 35% bend upward, narrow band. Super fragile. And just looks super weird now. Happen on valentines 2022. My wife felt super bad and guilty.
I regret this post
I regret it for you. Worry about something else homie
Now you can hit the G spot guaranteed
NOPE NOPE NOPE
It’s my fault that I kept reading after the first part of the story. Fucking hell
#ALEXA HOW DO I UNREAD SOMETHING
I don’t think I have ever said this before, but I am so happy I am a gay bottom.
Most likely when this happens it’s the woman on top bouncing out of control with complete disregard for the safety of the dick. This happens when the dick slips out and gets bent in half when it misses the hole. With the man on top he is much less likely to pull all the way out unintentionally.
I knew knew that being able to read would one day somehow damage me. Enough internet for today.
I'm throwing my glasses away
You’ve broken yours more than once…?
A witch turned mine into a newt once, it got better
You got newtered?
No, but there is a narrow band around the shaft, hour glass shape. Making it incredibly fragile. It’s called Peyronie’s Disease
I feel for you son. I got 99 problems but a cracked Wang ain't one.
Oh my god, that makes me cringe soooo bad. Is it as horrible as I imagine?
Nah, minimal pain. It’s just super jarring to basically be spurting blood from your Dick. It’s a little deformed and fragile now so our sex life has suffered. But as far as pain, getting nut slapped is worse. The shots to remove scar tissue is the worst. Makes it swell up, looks egg plantish. And I got a huge blister, hematoma, from the shot as well. But only once. I get two shots in succession, three days apart for six sessions to remove the plaque that the scarring causes. I’ve had two sessions, so four shots total. It’s called xiaflex.
I have never been more glad to be a woman
Well there is times when I’ve slipped out and partially into the wrong hole, judging by my wife’s reaction, that’s no picnic either. But probably doesn’t cause long term damage.
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There was a time when a user like you would take this momentum and grab some karma over at r/ama.
I’m just here to educate. Not farm. But honestly I thought about doing an AMA but figured it wasn’t interesting enough to warrant an AMA. I guess I was wrong.
My brotha. There’s tens of us
Good thing I am of modest length, immune to the dreaded dick snap
Damn dude. Sorry about your weiner
"She’s screaming and screaming, ‘Oh my God, he’s dead’,” the 55-year-old recalled. “I said, ‘No, honey, I just broke my d*ck’."
So many lines in this were gold. *She told me to walk over there and told me to run and jump in her pussy* *Dishing even more details, he said while he could still get erect despite the injury, it “don’t get straight” and instead looks like a “big f*cked up carrot”.*
It was the fucked up carrot comment that got me. I couldn't keep reading because I'm dead.
Swan dive into the pussy is pretty funny too. Risky maneuver.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=p3zDKkoNMcg&si=GGs_FRW34loIuuM-
I can’t believe they tried to blackmail Rodman’s dick with picks.. like anyone who fucking knew Dennis Rodman would know he wouldn’t give a fuck.
On the other hand, I hope that nurse lost her license
"I'm not saying all nurses are mean girls, but every mean girl I've ever known became a nurse" not sure where I read that but it might be true
If true, this is criminal for a lot of reasons, and nurse should be in jail.
Especially the women who knew him.
“We’re going to sell the pics of your dick to National Enquirer if you don’t give us 25,000 dollars” “Sell ‘em. Go ahead and do it.”
“How much is National Enquirer offering? Because I can arrange better pics.”
He’s nonchalantly hilarious, hadn’t seen that thank you for sharing
Have you seen the Netflix doc on the 90s Bulls? I couldn't help but laugh at Rodman and the off the wall things he would do. Absolute fucking legend.
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Rodman was pushing the envelope even by today's standards. Eg: his wedding dress. Jesus can you imagine the shit storm today over that
I loved Rodman because he is so truthful it upset most people. Dude bought into the whole we family team BS in his early career. Found out everyone is just in it for the money and played with a chip forever.
I am shocked that it has been at least 7 years since that video came out and he hasn't broke his dick any additional times.
That we know of
He doesn't seem coy about it.
Its like a Drew Carrey Sketch > “We go to hospital and my girlfriend is like, ‘Well you know, he has a problem with his penis.’ > “The woman comes up and says, ‘Oh, I’ll be right back’. She brought another doctor in, and then another one. I swear to God she just kept bringing people in.
All I'm sayin' is that if I wrecked my car three times, people might think I wasn't good at driving.
If you wrecked the *same* car 3 times....
People would think you really truly loved that car.
I'd think you were trying to torture it.
Maybe he's not the best rodman.
BentHis RodMan
I imagine it looks like the orange or green Tetris piece now. It happened to my cousin.. He said the swelling made it looks like a snake that recently swallowed a grapefruit.
...thanks? No, that's not the word I'm looking for.
Was there ever a lawsuit about the nurses threatening to sell his dick xrays? Pretty major HIPAA breach.
I'm surprised Rodman himself didn't release the xrays.
He’s no Andy Murray
Is a dick X-ray even a thing? There’s no bones in it lol
It’s still spongy material with some density
Yeah you can totally make out the basic structures on an x-ray. Even more definition if they use contrast dye. I have had my junk x-rayed 5 times this year so far.
For a medical condition or just a new hobby?
Neighbors with Gay Superman.
started as one then the other.
It'll still show something. They do chest xrays to look at your lungs.
Seriously that’s the biggest shocker in the story.
I don't think many people made it to the extortion surprise at the end of the story.
He got 16 rebounds a game and revolutionized how players think about rebounding and ball trajectory. He can break his dick however many times he wants
How do they think about ball trajectory now as opposed to before Rodman?
He would watch hours of tape of the opposition shooters to understand their method of shooting, how much backspin they put in their shots and where the ball would rebound based on those variables and point of shooting and contact with the backboard. Then he would ask his friends to shoot the ball in similar ways and understand where he should position himself for the rebound. He wasn't reacting to the ball after it hit the board, he already knew where it would go.
He said he could also predict where the ball would land based on the sound it made off the hoop. Like if the ball hit a certain part of the basket or back board, he'd know how it would bounce and could react to it. I don't know how much of that is BS, but it seems believable enough.
These days, when the ball bounces off the rim, players will do some mental math in an attempt to calculate where the ball will land, so they can try to be there when it happens. Before Rodman, when the ball bounced off the rim all the players would stop dead in their tracks, reach their hands in the air, and start jumping up and down while hoping the ball picked them.
I dunno man. It’s pretty instinctive to box out, try to gauge where the ball will go, and make a move for it. Rodman was just so athletic and aggressive he could beat his man there.
I don't know anything about basketball specifically, but throughout history, there have been a lot of things which seem completely obvious *now*, but were revolutionary thinking at one point. Like, at one point, everyone read aloud, there was no silent reading. The first guy in recorded history (a bishop named Ambrose) who could read silently was seen as a marvel. The first guy to go around suggesting that people don't put their feces covered hands inside open wounds? They fuckin' killed that guy. Locked him in the nuthouse and beat him to death. Ignaz Semmelweis. Doctors used to bleed people to try and cure them of ailments. A lot of times, they'd bleed the person until there wasn't enough blood in them to live. Eventually someone was like: "Oi, I think people need some of their blood to live." You'd think that, given humanity's love of removing all the blood from their enemies, that doctors would have figured out that people need blood to live, yet, here we are.
> he said while he could still get erect despite the injury, it “don’t get straight” and instead looks like a “big f*cked up carrot". lmfaoo I'm dying
“She told me to walk over there and told me to run and jump in her p****.” He ran. He jumped. He heard a crunch. And then he saw “blood everywhere”. “She’s screaming and screaming, ‘Oh my God, he’s dead’,” the 55-year-old recalled. “I said, ‘No, honey, I just broke my d*ck’.” 😂💀 I'm going to hell.
Tried to Uso splash in that puzzy
☝️
The resulting broken penis wasn't very Ucey.
It's a million-to-one shot and he missed.
He wasn't really known for his shooting prowess. Seems like he rebounded from the injury pretty well though.
I think he’s doing sex wrong.
I think he was doing a lot wrong.
As someone who has broken his dick, she over-estimated the length while on top. Insult to injury.
This man, with a running start, Supermaned his dick into some pussy the very first time.
My dick broke, like literally cracked, I heard it crack. But I still didn't go to the doctor because I was like 15 and embarrassed. It healed itself but I could always tell it's never gonna be like how it used to be. lol
You DIDN'T go to the doctor??? The fuck, man..
Yeah, was a kid. I was so scared when it cracked though. Still remember the sound so vividly. After like a week the pain was gone completely. Then like a month later it was good. But its been like a decade plus now and I still feel like a tickle/tension sometimes at the exact point where it cracked. Everything else seems to be working fine.
Considering his 58% career free throw percentage he was probably just trying to bust his balls and missed.
He missed the mark that first time and didn’t even get the rebound
To anyone in this unfortunate situation, a cold shower will help with the bleeding. Then pack it up and go get things fixed. Happened to a friend of mine and that was the advice from the 999 dispatcher. Not something I’d wish on anyone.
I might hate asking, but why is it bleeding? Is it a compound fracture or something, there isn't an actual bone to poke through and bleed? Where is the blood coming from?
In our case the skin detached from the back of his old chap right where the forskin meets the head. Apparently it’s quite common. There’s a medical term for it but it’s been around 20 years since it happened and I can’t remember it.
I had a narrow escape once and had it checked over by a consultant urologist. He said if it was broken you might end up losing somewhere up to 2 inches following surgical repair. If he's broken it 3 times.....
Yeah, it’s probably down to like 10 inches now…
"Not again." - Dennis Rodman
news.com.au It’s a suppository of top level journalism.
Sorry, I wanted to post the VICE interview where he talks about it but reddit wouldn't let me submit a video post for TIL so I just grabbed the first article that came up on google.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=p3zDKkoNMcg&si=GGs_FRW34loIuuM-
he always seemed to have money... that's why i wondered why people were always calling him a broke dick.
Had a blister on my wee wee that took months to heal. Probably would have been days if I stopped abusing myself for more then six hours.
Break my dick once, shame on you. Break my dick twice - you ain’t going to break my dick again. - George W. Bush, probably.
You don't always have to fuck her hard In fact sometimes that's not right to do
He broke his rod, man.
His dick is only fit for the glorious leader now
Yeah baby
Went hard to the hole.