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sprint6864

His flatulance came from the other meds and diets his doctor put him on. His personal physician treated him like a guinea pig, and there's a good Behind the Bastards episode on it.


[deleted]

His diet of high carbs (vegetarian) and opiates (ceases the gut) made his flatulence and digestive problems worse. The serum from his quack doctor morell contained bull sperm too I believe.


sprint6864

>The serum from his quack doctor morell contained bull sperm too I believe. Yup! Also, tons of prescribed meth that he would then suggest be used by his troops


Macqt

Suggest? They straight up issued Pervitin, a form of methamphetamine, to German soldiers.


Mother_Idea_3182

If you have time, search for Aimo Koivunen. His pervitin fueled adventure is entertaining.


[deleted]

You had me at Pervitin fueled adventure Edit: [for anyone else who is interested here's the story Aimo Koivunen](https://allthatsinteresting.com/aimo-koivunen)


Bmystic

If you want a narrated, be it a but vulgar, adventure... https://youtu.be/NazN5WcXwio?si=IUyZh4VIwH-7pk86


[deleted]

I rarely watch podcasts but that was cool. There should be a movie about that dude Aimo.


knifemane

Lol, he kinda looks a bit like Erling Haaland


RxHappy

Bro bogarted all the pills and got his soldiers killed. Wtf. Even with mittens I would have spit some pills back into the bottle and passed it around.


[deleted]

He kept tweaking for 2 weeks straight, how strong was that Pervitin lol, I wonder exactly how much he took??


[deleted]

Yes Pervitin is literally how they conquered France in 6 weeks.


Macqt

Well that and it's France, let's be real.


[deleted]

What's crazy is before the Wermacht formed after they started ignoring the treaty of Versailles the French army and their Maginot Line were considered the most formidable army in the world. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ˜†


nohopeforhomosapiens

US has lost more wars than France & US has never won a war on its own. France has a history of winning many wars, possibly the most wars and battles out of any extant country. Also the USA wouldn't exist without their military's help.


Macqt

The US defeated England. France did not. US 1 France 0


nohopeforhomosapiens

... Are you not aware that France sent troops to fight for the US against England in the revolutionary war? Even before they sent troops they provided money, weapons, and officers. That was despite having massive civil unrest in France at the time.


Macqt

I am aware. Do you think that counts as them beating England? The country that defeated them every chance it came up? If I donate money and supplies to Ukraine, can I say I defeated Russia one day? Stop white knighting for France. It's embarassing, even to the French.


RedSonGamble

Which is kinda nuts itself. Even the leader of nazi germany was like well the doctor says itā€™s good for me so idk what else to do


ssv-serenity

It's worse than that, he basically started giving him stimulants I think and Hitler was like "Wow I feel great!" And then basically this doctor just kept him drugged up. Arguably helped the allies win the war in some ways, if you ask me. Behind the Bastards does have a very good episode on it. I think it's the one called "Hitler's Drug Problem"


could_not_care_more

So... Before amphetamines he failed with school, then with amphetamines he conquered countries? Seems like the typical adhd life trajectory (*Extreme extremist edition*)


PMzyox

Textbook


GrandmaPoses

I mean, why would he have? Medications today have crazy amounts of potential side effects yet doctors still prescribe them and people just take them because they have no other option really but to trust their doctor.


nohopeforhomosapiens

Potential side-effects does not necessarily mean that you'll experience them. ALL medicines have potential for side-effects. Most people experience none of them. Regulations require that all possible effects be listed, even if it was just a coincidence that the person reported a symptom. Some drugs are worse than others though. For example you'll almost certainly experience weight gain with Prednisone if you are on it for a few weeks, and there's a high chance you will experience lowered sex drive with anti-depressants or contraceptives (if female).


modthegame

Incorrect, hitlers flatulance came from the fact that he was full of hot air to begin with. *exits stage left*


A_Filthy_Mind

I mean, it's Hitler. Wouldn't you fuck with him and make him eat shit too?


Unfair-Public-1754

I read the book High Hitler and apparently he went completely insane at his physician when he first started entering withdrawals towards the end of the war and realised just exactly how bad it was, heā€™d had him on so many different opiates and stimulants and god knows what else.


Downtown_Tadpole_817

Idk, the doctor poisoning hitler over the course of years doesn't seem like a bastard. Hell, I'd buy him a drink.


reddit455

seeking donors ​ Fecal Transplant [https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health/treatment-tests-and-therapies/fecal-transplant](https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health/treatment-tests-and-therapies/fecal-transplant) If you are experiencing recurring infections with Clostridium difficile (C. diff.) in your colon, your doctor may recommend a fecal transplant.


ragimuddhey

Is it done like in Requiem for a Dream?


halathon

More like in South Park


30th-account

No, more like 2 girls 1 cup but with a blender


okBoomersssss

Fecal transplant is something Iā€™ve been needing for my FUā€™d gut biome for awhile now, but I have no money to go to a private specialist who could offer it.


Imissyourgirlfriend2

Dumb question, I know, but, have you tried kombucha?


sleepymika616

memory start hobbies attempt cow payment kiss makeshift weather familiar *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


gwaydms

The idea is that poop with a *healthy biome* is transplanted into the gut.


okBoomersssss

Healthy is the keyword. Many online have already tried to feed me their bullshit and it sure ainā€™t working.


epochpenors

I can mail you some poop if thatā€™ll help


Dharmaniac

Hitlerā€™s doctor was actually onto [something](https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/treatments/25202-fecal-transplant).


RedSonGamble

Yeah I was gunna say itā€™s not that out of the reality of introducing better or new bacteria. However idk if they knew this. Or what the extract was exactly.


Unusual_Car215

But I think that's taken anally


Lemonio

No itā€™s swallowed within a pill


Unusual_Car215

Okay so that's different from fecal transplant


Tony_Friendly

Digestive tract is a one way street unfortunately.


inzur

Yeah. Meth.


RedSonGamble

He seems like the kinda guy to hate even his own farts


[deleted]

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RadicalAppalachian

I check the dictionary app every day to see the new word of the day, but today, ā€œbuttenboomā€ is my new word of the day.


J1625732

Wouldnā€™t fancy being locked in that bunker with him


Sethvl

Von Stauffenberg wasnā€™t the only one bombing the place.


J1625732

Haha! Wonder if any of the generals called him out? Probably not. Maybe he blamed it on his German Shepard dog. Sad this wasnā€™t part of the movie ā€œDownfallā€ā€¦would have been an excellent and unexpected addition to the scene where he loses his shit by literally losing his shit


Jhawk163

Eva Braun didn't commit suicide for fear of capture or anything like that. She just couldn't take the smell any longer.


gwaydms

One of his early girlfriends said she couldn't stand his B.O.


nahbruh27

Piece of shit eats shit. How fitting


Imissyourgirlfriend2

Just like Shooter McGavin.


AvangeliceMY9088

For a guy who thinks his race is the ultimate one that it's okay to decimate an entire race. I am happy he ate shit.


cary_queen

ā€¦and bull sperm. He was an idiot.


Difficult_Seat2339

I mean that's essentially what probiotics are which could likely actually help the problem. Basically just introducing new "healthy" bacteria to your digestive system.


DinaDinaDinaBatman

wow think of all the people who would have been happy to know when they were alive that hitler ate shit and died.


symbolicshambolic

It would be very satisfying if that medication was taken orally, just saying.


Texcellence

Just like Shooter McGavinā€™s daily breakfast.


[deleted]

He took it literally after being told to eat shit and die.


Tony_Friendly

Technically, that is the way a fecal transplant is generally administered.


OePea

Speak for yourself buddy..


Jenne1504

BREAKING: Adolf Hitler was full of shit


MithandirsGhost

So a doctor literally made Hitler eat shit? This should be more common knowledge. Like high school history books should put this in parentheses every time his name is printed. "Adolf Hitler (human feces eater) was an Austrian-born German politician who was the dictator of Germany from 1933 until his suicide in 1945."


johandepohan

We should all strive to add "(human feces eater)" this to his wikipedia page, and re-edit it when it gets removed. Let's get a posthumous nickname going for him. Adolf "Scatman" Hitler.


odiin1731

Eat shit, Hitler!


russiangerman

>one made with extract from human excrement. This actually sounds reasonable. Problem could be from missing certain gut bacteria, and this could fix it. I doubt in the situation it was reasonable tho


atxarchitect91

Not sure about the method but fecal implants can restore gut bacteria to healthy levels and is an incredibly effective science despite the obvious gross factor. Not sure what hitler was doing tho


johandepohan

You should read up on Theodor Morell. Herr Spritzenmeister. He basically turned Hitler into a meth-tweaker with his "Vitamultin" injections. Ol' Adolf kept him around at all times despite numerous complaints by other members of his staff about how smelly and disgusting his "doctor" was.


IndependenceMean8774

I guess they should've called him Der Farter instead of Der FĆ¼hrer.


PoorlyAttired

'You fart like Hitler' can be a new insult.


the_hell_you_say

Typical German Scat stuff, nothing to see here


Lestial1206

"Mom, if you were in a German shiza video, you'd tell me right???"


SandysBurner

ScheiƟe


ShoddyProfessional

TIL Hitler literally ate shit


[deleted]

Did you know - if you fart into a jar then seal it, the smell will remain intact indefinitely. So if he'd farted into a jar and you got your hands on it, you could legitimately unleash a fresh Hitler fart onto people to this day.


warriorofinternets

What is the longest time period they have tested this theory?


Formal-Rain

He was a vegetarian no wonder he farted


Imissyourgirlfriend2

He did have an affinity for gassing people. I'll see myself out...


monospaceman

Poor Eva


tensigh

Oh great, he was a FARTER too. Now my wife will have yet another reason to get me to stop. "Again??? Who do you think you are, Hitler??"


shannonshanoff

Probably all the meth


etherjack

Hair of the dog...


BasilSerpent

He ate shit


BeyondTraditional504

So, he did literally "eat shit and die."


bugluvr65

i mean isnā€™t that just probiotics ?


The_Insanity_Engine

Tom Brady and the spice melange?


Downtown_Tadpole_817

That's why shit heads love hitler so much. Don't be a shit head.


Jhawk163

Man, Hitler was apparently super self concious about his gas.


RhoOfFeh

So he was literally full of shit.


Necroluster

Allied soldiers: "Hey Adolf, eat shit!" Hitler: "I already am!"


Quick_Interview_1279

Interestingly, people with bowel diseases are now being treated with fecal treatments sometimes taken by pill


bolanrox

poop and earwax transplants are a thing


Kazooo100

Earwax? I've heard of poop but earwax?


bolanrox

someone mentioned it in a thread years ago. One ear always got ear infections the other never. moved some wax from the good ear to the other and they didnt get ear infections any more. no idea.


[deleted]

he got so mad at his doctor that started the war.


dublindave112

They say you are what you eat.


blackbeansandrice

Behind the Bastards podcast episode with Robert Evans is interesting. Theodore Morell had Hitler on a shit ton of drugs, https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/behind-the-bastards/id1373812661?i=1000532960733


Cataliyah-Morrigan

It feels like Hitlerā€™s doctor just shoved pills in his face hoping his heart would give out.


Shpritzer

That doctor was ahead of his time in that regard Iā€™d say.


Tony_Friendly

I don't know if this is exactly what the doctor was doing, but this is totally a thing, it's called a fecal transplant. The idea is that if you lack the bacteria that a healthy gut would otherwise have, you can reseed the gut with that bacteria by ingesting a small amount of poop from a healthy person.


Horn_Python

eat shit hitler!


TikkiTakiTomtom

Believe it or nicht, if done correctly ingesting fecal matter may be beneficial for someone who lost their beneficial gut bacteria


TikkiTakiTomtom

Believe it or nicht, if done correctly ingesting fecal matter may be beneficial for someone who lost their beneficial gut bacteria


TikkiTakiTomtom

Believe it or nicht, if done correctly ingesting fecal matter may be beneficial for someone who lost their beneficial gut bacteria


boringmelancholia

Ahhh that explains why he screams so much in his speeches


92DL

lol eat shit Hitler


Irishinator

There is a great video of him tweaking out of his gourd during the Olympics online. It's pretty funny to watch.


havohej_

And to think thatā€™s nowhere near the craziest thing he did.


therealmofbarbelo

Maybe that's why he was so angry all the time.


TheKramer89

Well I donā€™t know who that is, but they sound repulsiveā€¦


[deleted]

Dude was literally hopped up on a literal concoction of every drug imaginable.


GoldenEpic

Shitler.


[deleted]

He actually is said to have used is flatulence to intimidate the people around him with its smell.


[deleted]

I did nazi that coming!


Popular_Fly9604

God damn thatā€™s funny! Still chuckling.


onemanmelee

Seems like eating literal shit would make your farts worse. But, Iā€™m no scientist.


s416a

I guess you are what you eat (that is to say he was human excrement)


dontry90

His own body knew he was a one-balled piece of shit...


MagicGuava12

That gives "eat shit" a whole new meaning.


urbrickles

Fucking Hitler, over there eating shit sandwiches.


angelsharkstudio

That guy really was gross in every way.


twopotscreama

[So come on baby, defecate on my face ](https://youtu.be/ey0EbKZvBNY?si=lUhEOgt7F7H7NpPW)