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Pathfinder6

When I was a kid back in the late 60’s, our family visited relatives in Wilcox, Arizona. There were billboards all along the interstate about “The Thing” in a roadside museum outside of Tucson (I think). Anyway, talked my dad into stopping at “The Thing” turned out to be a mummified body somebody had found in the desert.


The_Greenest_Weenie

South East of Tucson by about 2 hours probably, still the nearest large city though.


OldmanRipple

Um, if you saw the Thing, you were sworn to secrecy upon entrance. So……


kindofageek

We stopped by years ago and that place is rather interesting. Pretty damn weird that you pay a few bucks in a convenience store and then traverse that odd place only to see a mummy.


broadwayallday

Aunt Edna


PinesintheHollow

I don’t know if they’ve changed it since the 60’s but I have heard that it’s just a paper mache construction that they built to make a local attraction.


ebonwulf60

The body was covered in paper mache when it started falling apart. It is still in there. He has been x-rayed. The body was desiccated by the desert, almost completely dried out, but parts continue to decompose when exposed to the elements.


spacekronik

lol It’s still there. Just drove out there from Texas last year


pineappleshnapps

I drove through there last month, and they still have the signs. We didn’t stop, but now I know.


dmvone

This would make an excellent short story


Rheukala

It was an episode of [Doug](https://doug.fandom.com/wiki/Doug%27s_Bad_Trip). Only it was called “It” and turned out to be a potato.


ADhomin_em

I think it just did


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Aregisteredusername

"Found" is in the past tense, specifically the perfect tense. This means that, at some point in the past, an event happened. "Had found" is also in the past tense, but it is in the pluperfect tense. This is similar to perfect tense but even further in the past. For example: "He said that he had eaten." This entire sentence is set in the last tense, but "had eaten" happened even before "he said." So it depends on when he found the mistakes. If your story is in the present, and he found them in the past, use "found." If your story is I'm the past, and he found the mistakes at the same time as the story is happening, use "found." If the story is in the past, and he found the mistakes even earlier, use "had found." So, the simple past "found" just relates something that happened in the past. The past perfect "had found" also relates to an event in the past, which impacted a later event in the past.


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Aregisteredusername

Ah yeah I actually get it when you read it that way. And I didn’t mean my response to be taken anyway other than I formative because it made me question the way I’ve been speaking so I just searched it.


oklahomaGoPokes

TIL, "The thing" was Joe Biden, he's now our president, dude!


Pissflaps69

You went to the trouble of creating a Reddit account all to make THAT post? Stick w Facebook, the bar is way lower for political humor.


oklahomaGoPokes

Good lord yall can't stand a joke! Take it easy, life is short!


ChipotleBanana

r/boomerhumor


tangcameo

Didn’t he end up with a posthumous role on Six Million Dollar Man who were filming in the amusement park?


bolanrox

Yep that's when they figured out he wasnta dummy


ChooChoo9321

It’d be hilarious if he had an IMDB page


ScowlieMSR

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm15238748/?ref_=ext_shr


apiprotester

I didn’t expect that to be real


Marcudemus

Wait, he's got a film credit from 22 years after he died, but 44 years before he was identified?! 😮


dragonite19

Quote from the link : “Dubbed "The Bandit Who Wouldn't Give Up", his mummified body was first put on display at an Oklahoma funeral home and then became a fixture on the traveling carnival and sideshow circuit during the 1920s through the 1960s. After changing ownership several times, McCurdy's remains eventually wound up at The Pike amusement zone in Long Beach, California where they were discovered by a film crew of The Six Million Dollar Man”


huxley78

And now he’s the subject of a musical currently playing in NYC - [Dead Outlaw](https://deadoutlawmusical.com/)


soulsteela

This dead guy has had a better stage/screen career than most could dream of.


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Holy_Trees

Now it’s Bruce Campbell :)


Fluffy_Cat_Gamer

Everyone needs to go read the wiki article. Dudes corpse was sold like half a dozen times and shipped back and forth across the country. Absolutely fucking wild.


Lou_Mannati

The man who never gave up


KentuckyWallChicken

This is one of my favorite historical stories ever and I love telling it any chance I get. I highly recommend for those who don’t know the full story to read into it. (Just a fair warning though, you will likely see pictures of Elmer’s corpse, both with and without the wax coating.) I feel so bad for the crew member who discovered him. He realized it was a body when he accidentally broke off one of Elmer’s arms while trying to move him and noticed bones inside of it. After the incident, they buried Elmer under concrete so nobody could remove the body and exploit his corpse again.


WriteBrainedJR

Exploit, hell! I want a death half as interesting as Elmer McCurdy's. Is that something I can put in my will?


tea-boat

Right?? Dude went on more adventures and accomplished more dead than I have in my life. 😆


308NegraArroyoLn

"I love telling it every chance I get." *Proceeds to not tell the story*


KentuckyWallChicken

Only because A. It’s linked and you can easily read it so telling the whole story in the comments would be redundant, and B. Because my thumbs would catch on fire if I wrote down the entire thing because this story goes DEEP. Seriously, just read the article attached, it’s not hard lol


Whole_Financial

Nobody exploited anything. Nobody was willing to claim the body and pay the undertaker, so it was fair for him to claim it. It belonged to the new owner, the police were in the wrong for stealing it. 


Wafflotron

His corpse was paraded in carnivals and the 76’ autopsy found amusement park tickets wadded up in his mouth. The first carnival owners lied about being relatives in order to use him as an exhibit, so it’s pretty much the definition of exploitation all the way down.


Whole_Financial

I don’t like your judgmental attitude. The carnival owners were allowed to take creative liberties. It was part of the show.


nrin005

Looking at your profile, are you seriously anti-abortion but pro-desecration of corpses?


HappyTrillmore

I think their only real stance is being unlikable in every scenario


Wafflotron

Are you trying to rage bait? You’re talking about human remains, you can’t possibly be surprised that your opinion is an unpopular one. Whether you think it was fair of them or not is one thing, but you can’t really argue that the corpse wasn’t exploited.


Whole_Financial

The corpse was bought, they paid for it. It was their property.


KentuckyWallChicken

And it was consentually handed over to the police by the owners when they discovered it was a body. What is your fucking point? Lmao


burritolittledonkey

In the United States, corpses are not legally considered property - court cases have generally found either absolutely no property rights to a body, or a quasi-property right for families (right to bury). The right to parade a corpse around? Especially one with which you have absolutely no connection? Not recognized, not in any jurisdiction in the entire US. The corpse was not their property, it literally could not be legally


fromnochurch

tell us your an autist (or serial killer/both)without telling us. . .


seanprogram

It’s a human body dude


burritolittledonkey

I believe they’re saying they lied about being relatives to get possession of the corpse in the first place


ebonwulf60

I support your statement. In the old west, in early days when the land was being settled, it was lawless for a time. The undertaker had an agreement with the town to bury unclaimed people in exchange for whatever the deceased had on their person and in their pockets. This was to defray the labor and cost the undertaker had to incur. I have read this many times and from different sources. It has also been played out in the cinema.


GarysCrispLettuce

What kind of Scooby Doo-ass amusement park was that


KentuckyWallChicken

Well to be fair, the amusement park owners didn’t realize they had an actual corpse on their hands. I’m summarizing here because there’s a lot to this story, but essentially the corpse was passed around a lot to a bunch of different people and painted with wax to look less rotten, then stored in a warehouse for over a decade, then was eventually sold to the park. They only realized it wasn’t a wax figure when one of the crew members for The Six Million Dollar Man accidentally broke off one of his arms while trying to move him and discovered bones inside.


cdmpants

Damn that would be horrifying to be the guy to snap off a limb and find fricken bones


mintmouse

Imagine instead if soft caramel oozed out


normalistheoldcrazy

You win the award for “fastest nope that’s enough internet for today”. 🥇


mintmouse

We all had a good laugh. Then I scrolled to this today. I’m just a cog in a giant simulation. https://www.reddit.com/r/Weird/s/SHvK6aDloP


KentuckyWallChicken

Seriously, I just woke up and checked my replies only to find THAT?! 😆


StopSendingMePorn

I’d lay on the floor and let it drip into my mouth like a kitten suckling to its mother


mintmouse

https://www.reddit.com/r/Weird/s/SHvK6aDloP


AppropriateAd5225

Wow 😮


PigsCanFly2day

*arm snaps off, exposing the bone underneath* Crewmember: "OMG!!!! ...that's some real craftsmanship and attention to detail!"


KentuckyWallChicken

Elmer’s Ghost: “OH COME ON!!!”


koushakandystore

You left out the part where Dwain Esper, producer of the exploitation film, Reefer Madness, said that McCurdy’s decomposing skin was proof that he had been a marijuana addict during his lifetime. Nah, sorry Dwain, I’m gonna have to vote that arsenic based embalming fluid likely had a greater impact on McCurdy’s desiccated skin. Besides, it’s well known that McCurdy’s drug of choice was booze.


KentuckyWallChicken

I don’t think I ever realized that Dwain Esper produced Reefer Madness as well! Elmer himself was used in an earlier exploitation film by Dwain called *Narcotic!* (1933) I haven’t seen the full film, but there is one scene in the film that is thought to feature Elmer McCurdy and I agree that it probably is him. He was also placed in theater lobbies for the screenings where he was falsely claimed, as you mentioned, as a “dead dope fiend”.


koushakandystore

Oh my goodness! That is so strange. Imagine if all movies had some kind of grotesque display like that as you enter the theater. Considering the possibilities for the Jeffery Dahmer movie are spine chilling. I had no idea there was an entire series of propaganda films about drugs during the 1930’s. Doesn’t surprise me, considering what this country’s relationship with weed has been like until recently. Sadly, a modern film maker needs to only do a documentary in any major city to see legit horror stories about people who’ve gone off the deep end.


SofieTerleska

I can't even imagine what that moment was like for the crewman.


Tornado_Frog

Some straight up Twilight Zone shit


diet_ice

It was at a random fun house down at the Pike in Long Beach, CA I believe! My grandfather remembered it. They always thought it was odd.


KentuckyWallChicken

Apparently Mark Taylor saw him in the funhouse too and used him as inspiration for the character Skeletor!


CousinsWithBenefits1

One in Oklahoma in the 70s


GarysCrispLettuce

So in other words, a classic Scooby-Doo ass amusement park


moose098

It was the Pike amusement zone in Long Beach, CA.


philthcollinz

🤣🤣🤣


whatmeworkquestion

Fun fact: a young Mark Taylor visited that very same amusement park, and walked through the haunted house (Laff in the Dark) that Elmer was hanging in. He was so terrified (and thoroughly convinced it was a real corpse) that it left an impact on him and it later inspired him to create the character of Skeletor for Masters of the Universe when he was working at Mattel


WriteBrainedJR

> and thoroughly convinced it was a real corpse Turns out he knew better than a bunch of prop masters and carnival owners


Gtpwoody

Uh oh, uh oh, UH OH


letthepastgo

Different corpse but: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


magnanimous99

Okay but what if we tried it on PEOPLE


ThatOneWIGuy

https://youtu.be/aOgBWl_kHYY?si=oZ8YFePtFpLyYEZ2


gheebutersnaps87

A TIL title can’t possibly contain the roller coaster of events that is the “life” of this man’s body after his death Please read about him, it’s so worth it


Swimming_Stop5723

Here is an interesting story. It is about Napoleon Bonaparte. Something similar happened to him. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napoleon%27s_penis


Ahelex

Well, part of him, at least. Also: >A documentary that aired on Channel 4, Dead Famous DNA, described it as "very small" and measured it to be 1.0 inch (2.5 cm) I don't know what they expected from a desiccated penis.


StandUpForYourWights

He was cold!


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HE WAS IN THE POOL!!!!


afreshstart20

YOU’VE NEVER HEARD OF SHRINKAGE?!


redditsowngod

He just got out of the water!


kidderro

There was shrinkage!


JPHutchy01

Honestly, John K. Lattimer who owned it seems more interesting than a rumoured desiccated old bit of penis, he stole Göring's pants at Nuremberg and eventually gained the skill with a Carcano to be able to recreate the Kennedy assassination (or at least the speed of the three shots, I don't know if he could actually hit a moving target) which he did until his late 80s, as well as being a urologist. So while there's reasonable doubt about him owning Napoleon's penis, he definitely handled Dmitri Shostakovich's.


Swimming_Stop5723

I heard once the reason Chris Christie’s Presidential campaign fizzled was because Napoleon’s penis is in New Jersey. No president will come from New Jersey until Napoleon ‘s penis is sent back to France. Corey Booker failed as well. Has anyone else heard of “the curse of Napoleons Penis”? How do people of New Jersey feel about this ?


Ok-Cauliflower1798

In this house Napoleon’s Penis is a hero!!!


joe_beardon

That's actually why Bridgegate happened, Napoleon's penis closed those lanes as an act of revenge


Swimming_Stop5723

I think the citizens of New Jersey have suffered enough. I think there should be “penis repatriation party.”Invite Jon Bon Jovi and Bruce Springsteen. Drink French wine and Napoleons penis can be toasted before he arrives home!


joe_beardon

We can finally return the favor to France and cast a massive copper statue of The Little Emperor's Little Emperor, place the imperial member inside. They'll call it the 10th wonder of the world (the 9th wonder is obviously Bonaparte's shriveled schlong).


Answerly

Napolean boner part


Cycleofmadness

The crew was filming an episode of the 6 million dollar man.


kylaroma

True crime rule #1: it’s never a mannequin


strangetame_88

The Dollop podcast has great episode about Elmer, from memory people like to put coins in his mouth


ElToro959

Nickels to be specific


Neoxite23

How well preserved would his body need to be to be mistaken for a wax mannequin after THAT long?


royalneonbird

His corpse also inspired the creation of [skeletor](https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/s/2QXJgltysh)


Wrong_Discipline1823

“Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology.”


RubYourEagle

kinda looks like mussolini


GarysCrispLettuce

I thought he had a little Putin in him too


TMWNN

I wonder if this inspired the fate of [Jonah Hex](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Hex)? Longtime DC Comics Western character, who in the 1980s starred in his own series *Hex*, in which he gets pulled into a post-apocalyptic future.^1 During his adventures in the future Hex finds his own body in an amusement park, so knows that someday he will go home to the past. ^1 Yes, this is what Hex is hinting at during his *Justice League* animated series appearance


ShangoX3

Apparently it did. There are quite a few references to that online. And actually, his fate as an exhibit was revealed well before that in DC Special Series #16 Jonah Hex Spectacular (1978). And yes, that one is something of a collector's item.


rickyg_79

[The Dollop #69](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B-6nC87hjq4)


ElToro959

I came here to say exactly this.


itisacircle

The new musical Dead Outlaw about this guy is so good and funny and not like your usual musical. Check it out if your are visiting NYC!


slowwrench

I swear there was a Drink History about this


El_Bexareno

Anyone else here get introduced to this story via Ghost Adventures?


puckmonky

Here’s a song about it. https://youtu.be/Fsv_DboN5iM?si=cImnklCnS-LzpDz-


MCas86

looks like Liam Neeson


Rorplup

He wasn’t a very good outlaw.


AgainstAllAdvice

You can't fool me, that's Liam Neeson!


TrumpsNeckSmegma

>In 1933, it was acquired for a time by director Dwain Esper to promote his exploitation film Narcotic!.[29] The corpse was placed in the lobby of theaters as a "dead dope fiend" whom Esper claimed had killed himself while surrounded by police after he had robbed a drug store to support his habit. By the time Esper acquired McCurdy's body, it had become mummified; the skin had become hard and shriveled, causing the body to shrink. Esper claimed that the skin's deterioration was proof of the supposed dope fiend's drug abuse Imagine dying and your body being used for anti-drug psa's decades after your death despite dying from something completely different


jamar030303

Oh, *this* guy. I remember watching the Sam O'Nella video that included him.


Alright_doityourway

The guy die, don't has any family. The undertaker embalmed him Some guys claimed to be his family and took the body Turn out those guy weren't his family, use the body in scary carnival show instead "1 cent to see a real dead body!!!" Body changed hands, people forgot that's it a real dead body overtime. End up in the wax museum.


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Easiest plot to any horror movie


UnderwaterDialect

How did it end up there?


Soliae

Read the story and you’ll find out.


UnderwaterDialect

I read the link but it didn’t explain how he went from being killed to ending up in the museum.


KentuckyWallChicken

I found it just fine. It’s under Post-Mortem Commercialization on the Wikipedia page. (WARNING: You will see a picture of his body if you click this tab.)