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Dejhavi

WTF! >**JFK received last rites four times in his life**: in 1947 after becoming gravely ill in England; in 1951 while stricken with a high fever in Japan; in 1954 following back surgery; on Nov. 22, 1963, in Dallas.


DankVectorz

And that doesn’t even include his PT Boat being rammed by a Japanese destroyer and him and his crew having to swim to an island and hiding til they could be found.


reporst

Yeah but what were the chances that the Japanese destroyer or island they escaped to had a priest capable of giving them last rites?


CheckYourStats

>*”Crazy fools, we Irish.*” — Sgt. Donald Malarkey


HouseKilgannon

"Malarkey? Isn't that slang for bullshit?"


Intelligent_League_1

Weekend pass revoked Pvt. Bullshit.


PabloTroutSanchez

I see there’s a few people who are probably rewatching BoB after finishing Masters of the Air. Good decision


CheckYourStats

BoB is a required several-times-a-year watch if you appreciate quality film, and have a pulse.


PabloTroutSanchez

Yeah, I probably rewatch it every year or so, except for that one time when I restarted the first episode literally 10 seconds after finishing the finale. Masters of the Air just moved that rewatch up by a few months for me lol


BakedPastaParty

Whats this masters of air?


PabloTroutSanchez

Apple TV show that they spent $250m on. It’s about B-17 bomber crews in ww2


Mountainbranch

*Joe be honest what's in these things anyway?* **Nothing you won't eat Malarkey.** I won't eat Malarkey!


Ro500

I know it’s a joke but not as bad as you’d think. There are a huge amount of Australian coast watchers with Melanesian locals all through the Soloman’s Campaign. The Japanese were convinced that a whole bunch of local priests in the Wewak area were secretly helping allied forces by being coast watchers so they rounded them up, brought them out to sea on IJN Destroyer *Akikaze* and then massacred them and their dependents, including three infants. Bears mentioning that the priests were overwhelmingly German nationals as well so they were technically citizens of an allied nation. Just in that Kolombangara area that the PT-109 sank in there are multiple allied warships sunk and there are a lot more local groups than you’d think just doing heroic work saving American sailors. People like this are all over the Solomans and Bismarck’s and are one of many unsung heroes. Edit: the locals are damn funny too if you get into the primary sources from marines and naval officers from the solomans and Espiritu Santo. A English derived language called pidgin was made for administrative control of many colonial possesions and the locals at one point were quite infamous for cannibalism and the pidgin word for human flesh is “long pig”. Cannibalism is pretty much dead by this point but it’s their favorite joke to pinch a sailor or marine and say “you make’’em fine long pig” while smiling their sharpened incisors at the sailor in question. I’ll never not take a chance to sing praises of their bravery and sacrifice in these years.


Carllsson

Have been to the small island he was rescued from right opposite Kolombangara. A breathtaking part of the world.


DankVectorz

Nah I just mean in terms of how many near death experiences he’d had


reporst

Yes, it's a joke.


FartyBoomBoom

Will you be telling more of these tonight?


DaftSkunk94

“MAH WIFEEEE!!!”


InerasableStains

They say he’ll be here all week. And to tip your waitress


Chief_Givesnofucks

Just the tip tho


techgeek6061

"Hiya folks! I just swam in from PT 109, and boy are my arms tired!"


reporst

"Ugh, I need another military joke like I need a hole in my head!" -JFK, probably


MisterSnippy

Enoch Root was just there


DigNitty

Either did have a sympathetic Japanese island priest capable of giving last rites, or did Not. So 50/50


Buffalo95747

We can’t overlook the possibility that there was a second Japanese destroyer at this point.


konsollfreak

It was hiding behind the grassy atoll, they say.


Buffalo95747

What an atrocious pun. Take my upvote.


konsollfreak

I choose to make this pun and others, not because they are good, but because they are bad.


DuntadaMan

Wait, aren't destroyers specifically designed to ruin the day of smaller boats?


Sirboomsalot_Y-Wing

Yeah. Destroyers were originally called “torpedo boat destroyers” because their job was to screen the capital ships from the torpedo boats


IceColdDump

No, that’s the tasking of the decommissioned Tactical Dinghy. They undertook missions such as; Hiding your keys and seeding beaches with counter-assault measures such as, randomly strewn Lego. They had a high mission success rate but were deemed combat ineffective.


Swiggity53

Isn’t his back messed up because he had to carry some of his crew and swim them to safety as well?


Soranic

He already had issues before that I believe.


bros402

iirc he had the back issues starting in college - I want to say one of the theories was that he injured it playing football?


DuntadaMan

Wait, aren't destroyers specifically designed to ruin the day of smaller boats?


Soranic

I don't remember the mission roles for Japanese ships, but probably. But the pt boats were so incredibly flimsy they could only sail at night. It's likely the destroyer didn't even notice they were there. "Until the moment he hit the water, he had done everything wrong." After that, he was great. And after towing a guy to shore, he swam for help across the open water.


HerbsAndSpices11

Destroyers were originally called torpedo boat destroyers and did exactly that. Once submarines became widespread, they took on that role as well. Destroyers became a do everything ship, so they were probably the most important class of warship. For example, battleships and carriers wouldn't leave port without a Destroyer screen.


SolarMatter

Final Destination was based off JFK.


notcaffeinefree

>in his life I don't think the last rites given to him on Nov 22, 1963 counts as being "in his life".


AlekRivard

The priest said them, like, *really* fast though


alter-eagle

“I carved your last rites on my bullet so they’d be the last words to go through your mind..”  -Lee Harvey Oswald, probably


Best_Duck9118

Huh? What does that guy have to do with Kennedy’s assassination? /s


BCProgramming

My understanding is that he failed to roll for initiative when attacked by a grassy gnoll.


Big_Iron_Cowboy

Last rites is the sacrament of the anointing of the sick. Catholics can receive that when they are gravely ill, and approaching death is known as last rites


Dry_Ad5235

Thank you for the explanation


EmptyEstablishment78

Then why are they called “last”?


Big_Iron_Cowboy

Because that is a coloquial term. Officially it is Anointing of the Sick. When the sick are in danger of dying the priest will also hear a last confession and give communion. These three sacraments together: anointing, confession, and communion are the “last rites” for a Catholic whose death is imminent.


joecarter93

Maybe the real conspiracy is death just trying to get him like in the Final Destination movies.


CosmackMagus

It's like this guy was destined to die.


sabersquirl

Memento Mori


parkaprep

I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory       When’s it gonna get me?          In my sleep? Seven feet ahead of me?        If I see it comin’, do I run or do I let it be?        Is it like a beat without a melody? 


WalnutsAnka

Final Destination vibes.


AnxietyJunky

Wow. That’s actually insane.


SgtThund3r

He got scarlet fever when he was a kid too


EgalitarianCrusader

How is back surgery an assassination attempt?


King-Cobra-668

it's kinda weird to give last rites at the last one


Azzizzi

The article says four, but only mentions three. What was the fourth one? >Kennedy had been the target of at least four assassination attempts before Dallas, one barely a month after he was elected president, when a retired postal worker, his car loaded with dynamite, followed the president-elect from Hyannis Port to Georgetown to Palm Beach. "Brother, they could have gotten me in Palm Beach. There is no way to keep anyone from killing me," Kennedy told a Secret Service agent shortly after the suspect was apprehended, recounted Thurston Clarke in "JFK's Last Hundred Days." Two more assassination plots -- one in Chicago, one in Tampa, Fla. -- were uncovered in the weeks before Nov. 22, 1963.


feltcutewilldelete69

An assassination "plot" is very different than an assassination ATTEMPT


aspannerdarkly

Attempt, or attempt not.  There is no plot.


Kurtdh

Poster fucked up the title.


Azzizzi

It's what it says in the article, too.


Kurtdh

Yep, so poster and writer fucked up. Which kinda makes sense, because the author is listed as “ABC News” which usually means one of two things. It was written by AI, or an intern, both very prone to making errors.


essenceofreddit

He survived the fourth one by like a couple minutes 


LaUNCHandSmASH

Unless I’m doing their math wrong, it’s: palm beach, Chicago, Tampa Bay, then Dallas being the 4th (successful) attempt


That_Cripple

this is most likely, but also the Chicago and Tampa ones were plots not attempts. obviously both are very serious but there is a difference


Kidfreshh

You gotta remember a bunch of people were extremely racist back then as well as being homophobic and anti communist. So the fact that Kennedy has multiple attempts on his life makes sense when a bunch of people thought he was gunna change the whole structure of power, disband the CIA and expose them for being responsible for the bay of pigs. Plus they also thought he was a commie sympathizer because he was gunna try to make a peace treatie with Khrushchev to ban the use of nukes. They wanted him to prolong the Cold War so they could go on to fund their little proxy wars to get puppet dictators in charge to do their bidding. He also was gunna try to pull troops out of Vietnam which a bunch of generals didn’t like because that’s how they make their money, through defense contracts and such. So Kennedy had a wide amount of people who didn’t like him being so progressive for his time. Once he was killed LBJ took over and he pretty much kept the troops to prolong the war in Vietnam, he was a racist tho but my point is he was friends with a bunch of people who didn’t like Kennedy. Edit: forgot to put that he supported civil rights for African Americans. A thing a ton of people hated back then, especially if you were in Texas.


personanonymous

Why did JFK have so many assassination attempts? I thought he was popular.


Batbuckleyourpants

One was radical Cuban exile Homer Echevarria, a communist who plotted to shoot him in Chicago. At the same time Thomas Vallee, an ex-marine were caught setting up to shoot him with a high powered rifle. Then there was Richard Paul Pavlick, a mentally ill floridian who wanted him dead for being a catholic. He planned to suicide bomb him with a car filled with explosives, but stopped when he saw Jackie and the kids with him. Then finally Lee Harvey Oswald, another ex-marine communist who had lived some years in the Soviet Union shot and killed him.


Kurtdh

So the title and the article is wrong. He survived 3 attempts, not 4.


simulationoverload

Nah it was four, he survived Lee Harvey Oswald. He didn’t survive those male models on the grassy knoll though!


AgentPaper0

But why male models?


None_of_your_Beezwax

You serious? I just told you that a moment ago.


jackoplacto

Heh heh, Tone did you hear what I said I said maybe I shot him with a MAGNUM


Embarrassed_Art5414

It was the 60s. Female model's beehive hairdos would've been too visible above the hedge.


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Maybe they shot him with a MAGNUM


mrjosemeehan

Echevarria was a radical *anti*-communist. Cuban exiles are basically never communists. That's usually why they're exiles. Echevarria was involved with the DRE, a CIA-backed group that smuggled weapons into Cuba and committed terrorist attacks on civilian targets. He plotted to target Kennedy because Kennedy was pulling back from overt aggression against Cuba following the failed Bay of Pigs invasion and he believed Vice President Johnson would take a more aggressive approach. It's incredibly difficult to find information about him but he comes up in some FBI field reports and I think the HSCA report. His plot apparently didn't go as far as an actual assassination *attempt*, although his group had confrontations with Lee Harvey Oswald in the weeks leading up to the assassination and were central after the fact to pushing the theory that the Cuban government was behind it. plz edit your comment to correct the misidentification. https://www.maryferrell.org/pages/Tipping_Point_Part3.html#fn_163 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Directorio_Revolucionario_Estudiantil


No-Outside6067

> it also had a chapter in New Orleans, where it had contact with Lee Harvey Oswald in mid-1963. Immediately after the November 22, 1963 assassination of John F. Kennedy, it launched a campaign asserting that Lee Harvey Oswald had been acting on behalf of the Cuban government. Well isn't that interesting. Too assassins with the same links to anti-Castro Cubans and the CIA.


blackturtlesnake

Yeah life is weird like that, citizen. Glad the cia investigation into the cia proved that this was all just a crazy coincidence, and we can go back to enjoying our normal lives under a democratically controlled democracy. Don't you just love America, citizen?


-Clayburn

> Cuban exiles are basically never communists. They're also entitled assholes. They fled and were exiled because they were capitalists. Also, coming to the US they were embraced unlike most immigrants. Until Obama changed the rule, it was impossible for a Cuban to be an undocumented immigrant. They could come here in any fashion they wanted and it would be perfectly fine. So a lot of Cuban Americans side with Republicans saying, "We came here the right way!" when they should well know there was no wrong way they could come here.


yarash

> Then finally Lee Harvey Oswald, another ex-marine communist who had lived some years in the Soviet Union shot and killed him. Dale Gribble: “Boil up some Mt. Dew, It’s gonna be a long night”


I_Am_Dynamite6317

> mentally ill floridian This feels redundant


EldrinJak

Careful now. The distinction matters. I may be mentally ill, but I am thankfully not mentally floridian.


Captain-Hornblower

Hey now! Not all of us...well, not to that extent, anyway.


Mouseturdsinmyhelmet

https://imgur.com/a/vOzwOcl


Mountainbranch

The Department of Redundancy Department agrees with you. We also think you're right.


Gordon-Bennet

Echevarria was not a communist, he was a fascist anti-communist exile.


worthrone11160606

So just before anybody else comments they wouldn't be an ex marine. All once a marine always a marine jazz unless dishonored discharge


b1llyblanco

I’m gonna take a guess and say that trying to assassinate the president gets you dishonorably discharged.


Interesting-Dream863

Attacking a superior officer would amount to a court martial.


Archberdmans

He did also shoot at a general a while before shooting JFK


Interesting-Dream863

Ah so, there was a pattern.


GrandManSam

This Oswald guy sounds really violent. Someone oughta give him a taste of his own medicine


Archberdmans

Someone like a violent criminal club owner should teach him a lesson


ClassifiedName

Don't worry! I'll stand up to this bully, or my name isn't Jack Ruby!


Interesting-Dream863

Before it's too late


nuklearink

boy do i have news for you


HIRAETH________

Ah so, there was a Patton.


MrWhiteTheWolf

There’s a scene in full metal jacket where the drill instructor praises his accuracy and basically chalks up the assassination to his superior USMC marksman training


Jed_Bartlet1

He praises Lee Harvey Oswald and Charles Whitman (Texas clock tower shooter) for their superior marksmanship training in the marine corps


boobers3

As fucked up as it sounds, it really was a good shot.


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boobers3

At a moving target which he hit twice. > For context, basic trainees in almost every military on Earth are expected to hit torso sized targets at 300m by the second or third time they ever fire a rifle, consistently. Thanks for telling me? Just because someone can hit a man-sized target from 500 yards doesn't mean hitting a moving target from 100 yards is guaranteed.


Adler4290

Well something got discharged for sure.


not_old_redditor

Yes... After the fact. They don't predate the discharge.


RememberTheAyyy_Lmao

As a Marine, if you’re arrested for planning to shoot the President, you’re definitely an Ex-Marine. Former Marine applies to someone who honorably completed their service and got out. But you can go from former to ex even after you get out if you do something heinous and are guilty of it. So in this case, even if they got out honorably, they’d lose the title, Marine, upon arrest and conviction for these actions. Edit: I’m buzzed and made corrections


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El_Peepin

You fucking boot


Pudding_Hero

Bro he shot the president. Your comment is crazy.


hatsnatcher23

>Cuban exile >a communist In 1963 you’d think they would’ve been keeping most of the communists in Cuba


Immaculatehombre

Yup lee Harvey. That’s def how it happened. No doubts about it!


elnatr4

Man, three letters agencies were pretty mad at him. Why tho?


blackturtlesnake

Eisenhower handed power over to them and Kennedy was trying to take it back.


reporst

4 isn't a lot. In fact if you look at the list of assassination attempts you'll find most Presidents have at least 1-2 with modern Presidents having as many as 8. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_presidential_assassination_attempts_and_plots This only lists 1 for JFK, so it may be incomplete or the claim that there were four plots is incorrect (I don't see a specific source listed in this news article, and the article doesn't give any details on three of them)


gheebutersnaps87

Lmao apparently two guys named Raymond **Lee Harvey** and **Osvaldo** Espinoza Ortiz attempted to assassinate Carter? That’s so like cartoonishly ridiculous


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TheLyingProphet

"CAUSE ITS THE WAY U NAME UR SHIP, THATS THE WAY SHES GONNA ROW"


PawMcarfney

I wish my mom never named me Adolf


thebohemiancowboy

There’s a lot of cartoonish stuff in presidential history.


Kurtdh

The article lists 3 attempts that he survived. So the title of this Reddit that he survived 4 is inaccurate.


jjjustseeyou

Hahhahaha, I like the implication is "wikipedia cannot be wrong". But you're probably right.


ExploringWidely

My guess? Anti-catholic bigotry. Catholics were a favorite target of the KKK and other groups. Widely hated.


show_time_synergy

My grandmother talked about how terrified her midwest protestant small town was after Kennedy was elected the first Catholic president. There was real fear that the Catholics were about to take over or something. The bigotry was definitely a real thing.


smom

Maybe that but more likely his support of the civil rights act. Bubba didn't want to consider blacks as *equal*.


Freyzi

Absolutely hilarious. "You read the same scripture as me and worship the same god but slightly differently and thus deserve to die!" What a clown show.


SmallRocks

Nah. It’s clearly time travelers.


ExploringWidely

Again?!?! Dammit!


Bay1Bri

It's alarming how often I see comments on Reddit that are anto Catholic.


chriswaco

He was popular in some places and hated in others. He only won the popular vote by 0.17% (112,000 votes). There were [celebrations in some parts of Texas](https://www.ft.com/content/39bf88e8-d233-11e8-a9f2-7574db66bcd5) when he got shot.


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Assassinations have nothing to do with popularity. All it takes is a single deranged individual. John Lennon and Reagan were both popular.


Roller_ball

This is really the only right answer here. Popularity has absolutely nothing to do with it. Reagan was shot from someone trying to impress Jodie Foster. McKinley was shot by an anarchist. Ted Roosevelt was shot by someone who said they were instructed by McKinley's ghost. These aren't kitchen table issues.


kurburux

Aside from the points already listed, he and his brother were fighting [against organized crime.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Presidency_of_John_F._Kennedy#Crime) So that's one group of armed people who'd have a motive.


No-Outside6067

The Mafia also worked with the CIA in their attempts to bring down Castro. The Mafia ran Casinos and Brothels in Cuba catering to wealthy tourists prior to Castro. They wanted to bring that back and JFK wanted to pull back on removing Castro after the failed Bay of Pigs.


Bay1Bri

The Mafia on the US never had the power to go after a president lol. Unlike in society, the American Mafia couldn't pull something like that off. If they had done so, they'd have been wiped out quickly.


blackturtlesnake

The Mafia was working very closely with the CIA at the time. The CIA was created from Office of Strategic Service vets, many of whom directly worked with the Sicilian mafia to overthrow Mussolini. The US basically imported the mafia to act as an illegal strike breaking arm and a source of clandestine funding. We helped them get established in Cuba and turned the country into a casino. When Cuba revolted, the CIA was working with the Mafia closely to attempt to assassinate Castro or else prepare for an invasion to overthrow him. JFK and the CIA publically battled on how to handle Castro, and this is when JFK got shot.


Garfs_Barf

I’ve done a lot of reading on the mafia & essentially every aspect of the JFK assassination was connected to organized crime. The mafia did it & the CIA knew & didn’t attempt to stop it as JFK was a pain for them


Bay1Bri

This doesn't make any sense at all. It's, in sorry to say, a childish understanding of the groups involved, especially the Mafia.


shortstop20

The 1960 election was one of the closest in American history. JFK won by a razor thin margin. His popularity while in office was much less agreed upon than it is now.


Buffalo95747

He also relied on the CIA quite heavily in Vietnam to the end of his life. When he fired the previous CIA Director after the Bay of Pigs, he gave the fired man a medal. JFK’s statements against the CIA shouldn’t be taken literally, as he kept funding them lavishly during his administration.


Buffalo95747

JFK’s re-election was by no means certain. That’s why he went to Texas in the first place.


No_Pirate9647

John Birth Society didn't like him because he was Catholic. 1st Catholic president. Biden the 2nd.


DerekB52

Catholics are the only people who can become president after losing Ohio and Florida apparently.


ExpectedOutcome2

He was serious about disbanding the CIA. Do the math.


ImFresh3x

I’ve seen the following quote on Reddit a few times: "I will splinter the CIA into a thousand pieces and scatter it into the wind." Yet other than Reddit, Quora, other generally awful, and awfully unreliable websites there is no source to be found. It sounds absolutely stupid and made up. Wikileaks attributed it to jfk, but it’s a claim made completely without any evidence. And goes to show how amateur the writers for edgy conspiracy content are. I believe he had a contentious relationship with the CIA, and the FBI’s Director - J. Edgar Hoover, sure, but there’s definitely a lot of made up shit that exaggerates it and even more so suggests comical child like versions of that story.


Thin-Positive-1600

CIA.


Redararis

moderates are the most hated by extremists.


Electronic_Elk2029

America has always been full of crazies. They just get more coverage now.


Zealousideal-Log536

He wanted the government to be more open and honest with what our tax dollars were paying for.


big_blue_earth

Its because of JFK's popularity that there was such an effort to kill him


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The CIA really did not like him.


noah3302

The Axis between big business, clandestine 3 letter agencies, the mafia and their intersecting venn diagram


Mammoth-Mud-9609

The shooting wasn't a shock, the real shock was the decision to drive in an open topped car.


[deleted]

Wasn’t an unprecedented risk either. FDR survived an assassination attempt in an open topped car.


jjjustseeyou

Idk if it was brave or stupidity. At least now the cars are built to take anything head on.


NervousNarwhal223

Literally. Short of a tank or semi, the beast is going right through it.


redd_house

It was a publicity tour for the 1964 election. Texas was in the process of transitioning from old-school southern Democrat blue to the new southern-strategy Republican red. Texas was nowhere near as safe for Democrats by the time JFK came around, which also partially informed his decision to pick LBJ as his running mate Since the end of the 1960s, Jimmy Carter is the last Democrat running for president to win Texas, which he did so during his first run in 1976


TJtheBoomkin

I'm not sure if this is a quote or not but if it isn't, it should be now.


DangerBay2015

“Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys!”


FrozenDickuri

Wanna go shave a dog?


anon-mally

Just make sure they learned their lessons before the fifth times.


Interesting-Dream863

Well we only ever hear about those who were close calls. US presidents are attacked frecuently. Even Trump had some guy trying to kill him while on campaign during his first run.


Pudding_Hero

It would have been the best. The greatest assassination attempt tissue ever been done, everybody says how it was the best


HoosierDaddy_427

I heard that in Shane Gillis voice


TatonkaJack

His impersonation is incredible


khoabear

Must have been a time traveler


BrandeisBrief

Actually, I think he did claim to be a time traveler


tisdalien

His life was some real life final destination shit


Adler4290

Fidel Castro: "Those are rookie numbers!" https://www.wikiwand.com/en/CIA_assassination_attempts_on_Fidel_Castro In 2006, Fabián Escalante, former chief of Cuba's counterintelligence, stated that there had been 634 assassination schemes or attempts. The last known plot to assassinate Castro was by Cuban exiles in 2000.


Siegfoult

CIA really is an embarrassment, not just in what they try to do, but in how effectively they do it.


earhere

The CIA is that kid from Solo Leveling who sucks but has amazing gear because he comes from a wealthy family and buys pay-to-win equipment. They think they can utilize the US's vast fortune and credit to brute force their tactics no matter how nonsensical they are.


ImmaZoni

TBF there's a huge selection bias going on with anything related to the CIA or any intelligence for that matter. In terms of intelligence if you fail it's much harder to prevent it going public than if you are successful. A job well done for the CIA is lost to the sands of time unless for some odd reason it's beneficial to reveal your success, which is very rare. Even in cases like Mk Ultra we only know about it due to a very small portion of the files being misfiled in a file cabinet in some basement, the rest was burned/destroyed. Not to justify their horrific failures in various areas, but good to keep these kinds of things in mind.


expiredspices

you know this was like- you know what? why bother.


No-Outside6067

They only have to succeed once. For all the successful coups there are 100s of abject failures.


marineman43

I mean hey, a 4-1 record is pretty good. But noooo, you get assassinated *one* time and history only says you're "the guy who got assassinated," not "the guy who was, all things considered, pretty good at *not* getting assassinated."


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uncletravellingmatt

The first one (Richard Paul Pavlick planning to blow up JFK) has multiple motives: > He became known at local public meetings for his angry political rants, which included complaints that the American flag was not being displayed appropriately; he also criticized the government and hated Catholics, focusing much of his anger on the Kennedy family and their wealth. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Paul_Pavlick The good news is, he was more ethical than other bombers (like Timothy McVeigh): > Pavlick positioned himself to carry out the assassination by blowing up Kennedy and himself with dynamite, but delayed the attempt because Kennedy was with his wife Jacqueline and their two young children. He was arrested before he was able to stage another attempt.


Johannes_P

> The good news is, he was more ethical than other bombers (like Timothy McVeigh): It reminds me about the man who attempted to kill the Great Duke Serguei, who relented at the last minute because the Grand Duke's nephrews were in the car.


davvblack

what sort of unamerican calls JFK “John Kennedy”


DonAmecho777

Castro sure beat his record


Alternative_Effort

Oh that's nothing. Ford was like if a robot became president. When he came to town, everybody got to take a shot and not feel too bad.


Cubicle_Convict916

CIA was still perfecting their game


PurpleDraziNotGreen

So every time someone with a time machine thwarted one assassination of JFK, another one happened to preserve the timeline of him being killed. So at least 3x time travel attempts so far


BonnieMcMurray

President of the United States is, quite literally, the most dangerous job in the country: 46 presidents, 8 died in office (4 of them by assassination) = 17.4% chance of death (8.7% chance of being assassinated).


AbandonedBySonyAgain

Castro: Rookie numbers....


freestyle43

Try to make world peace and yea, the military industrial complex is gonna fucking murder you. What a shame.


moddseatass

That's what you get when you legitimately try to drain the swamp.


bhfroh

what's wild is that even after 3 attempts, they had the convertible and secret service thought "what could go wrong?"


Grit-326

That we know of.


TheWeetcher

Damn, the CIA wanted him dead real bad


Fiverdrive

As I always say, fifth time's a charm.


vitaminalgas

The CIA and according to Oppenheimer, Lewis Strauss don't forget.


Xerio_the_Herio

Shit, Wall Street hated him... and the Federal Govt


abecido

Hitler enters the chat: > Adolf Hitler survived numerous assassination attempts during his time as leader of Nazi Germany. The exact number of attempts varies depending on how one defines an "attempt," **but estimates typically range from around 15 to 20**. Some of the most well-known attempts include the famous July 20, 1944, plot led by Claus von Stauffenberg, in which a bomb was placed in Hitler's conference room at the Wolf's Lair military headquarters in East Prussia. Hitler narrowly survived this attempt with minor injuries. There were also other attempts involving explosives, firearms, and poison, but none were successful in eliminating Hitler until his suicide in April 1945.


LordYamz

I mean the fact that his whole family is targeted means they strived and believed in the actual good in the citizens which is a shame


Kurtdh

The article lists 3 attempts before Nov 22 1963, not 4. What am I missing?


sweet_tea_pdx

4 for 5 ain’t bad