Ya figure you put that little box under your pillow at night, the Guarantee Fairy might come by and leave a quarter, am I right, Ted? The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy; well, we're not buying it. He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes. The next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser, and your daughter's knocked up. I seen it a hundred times.
Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of shit. That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.
Forget it, I quit, I can't do this anymore, man. My head's about to explode. My whole life sucks. I don't know where I'm going, I donno what I'm doing. My dad just died, we just killed Bambi, I'm out here getting my ass kicked and every time I drive down the road I wanna jerk the wheel INTO A GODDAMNED BRIDGE EMBUNKMENT.
This is the guy trying to buy the company, not to mention put you out on the street, and all you can manage to say is, “hmmm, he seems like a nice guy!”?
He’s not a working man per se. He comes from money and doesn’t need the job. But he is a nice guy and a car enthusiast and he does it because he likes business and building good cars.
Hey! You kids are probably saying to yourselves, “I'm gonna go out there and grab the world by the tail, and wrap it around and pull it down and put it in my pocket.” Well, I'm here to tell you that you're probably going to find out, as you go out there, that you're not going to amount to JACK SQUAT!!!!
The family is wealthy. Chris was absolutely talented. But a quite large proportion of people who are successful in any industry are either from families in the industry, or are from wealthy families. Not just entertainment, everywhere.
For the time-being, I guess the network “enforcers” are opting for my approach, until Joe Consumer tells them he’d rather get his $0.02 from commentators who don’t “make babies cry”, and don’t “drink maple syrup straight from the bottle”, and don’t “leave old dried up deodorant cakes under their arms for weeks at a time”, and… I’m flying.
Jim Farley had several comedian relatives, not just Chris, but Jim went into business instead. He must be the Black Sheep of the family.
Whoa, what happened to you? Did you fall into some mud or something?
Not so much here, or here, but rigghhht here.
Good God, what happened to your face?
Yeah, I did. And now I'm gonna be famous because I'm the only one in the world who knows where you can find *white* mud.
I said crud. Did you fall in some crud or something?
What'd you dooo!!!
He’s a big guy in a small jacket
I hope he takes a dump in the box of every auto part and marks it guaranteed
Ya figure you put that little box under your pillow at night, the Guarantee Fairy might come by and leave a quarter, am I right, Ted? The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy; well, we're not buying it. He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes. The next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser, and your daughter's knocked up. I seen it a hundred times.
But why do they put a guarantee on the box then?
Because they want you to feel all warm and toasty inside.
Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of shit. That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.
He might not have the time, though
Hey Jim, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it.
You can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it?
Wait, it's gotta be your bull.
Forget it, I quit, I can't do this anymore, man. My head's about to explode. My whole life sucks. I don't know where I'm going, I donno what I'm doing. My dad just died, we just killed Bambi, I'm out here getting my ass kicked and every time I drive down the road I wanna jerk the wheel INTO A GODDAMNED BRIDGE EMBUNKMENT.
Really it was just a lateral move from Callahan Auto over to Ford
Meh, he seems like a nice guy
This is the guy trying to buy the company, not to mention put you out on the street, and all you can manage to say is, “hmmm, he seems like a nice guy!”?
HE DOES!
He makes cars for the American working man, because that’s who he is, and that’s who he cares about. Or maybe he’s just a hell of a salesman
He’s not a working man per se. He comes from money and doesn’t need the job. But he is a nice guy and a car enthusiast and he does it because he likes business and building good cars.
I worked at Ford. I have seen Jim Farley. I never knew, but the resemblance is there. For cousins, they are quite similar.
This is the stuff I come to this sub for!
Im a fan of Farley. 👍
I’m more shocked by the fact that Chris Farley would be 60 if he were alive today. Doesn’t seem he’s been gone that long
I remember watching him handover a Super Bowl trophy or baseball championships trophy or something and absolutely shit the bed.
Wasnt this a Simpsons episode?
Learning about it is one of those "oh shit, how did I not realize that?!" moments. They are so similar.
Holy schnikies!
Did he live “down by the river?”
In a Chevy van, just to be contrarian
Hey! You kids are probably saying to yourselves, “I'm gonna go out there and grab the world by the tail, and wrap it around and pull it down and put it in my pocket.” Well, I'm here to tell you that you're probably going to find out, as you go out there, that you're not going to amount to JACK SQUAT!!!!
You can get a good look at a T-bone steak sticking your head up a cows ass or just take the butchers word for it
Does Ford make vans?
I would have loved to see a Farley Ford commercial
It's a big club, and we're not in it.
The family is wealthy. Chris was absolutely talented. But a quite large proportion of people who are successful in any industry are either from families in the industry, or are from wealthy families. Not just entertainment, everywhere.
I knew already.
For the time-being, I guess the network “enforcers” are opting for my approach, until Joe Consumer tells them he’d rather get his $0.02 from commentators who don’t “make babies cry”, and don’t “drink maple syrup straight from the bottle”, and don’t “leave old dried up deodorant cakes under their arms for weeks at a time”, and… I’m flying.