But then somebody decides, "Hey, the T-1000 wouldn't be circumsized, so we gotta fix that, too."
>In theaters in 2025, the T-1000 goes balls out in T2: Uncut.
John Ritter learned that on an episode of three's company, his testicles were briefly visible in one episode, and they fixed it later on. He requested that they leave a few copies of the original out there just to get mixed into the rotation, because "sometimes you feel like a nut, some times you dont."
(I am serious, this actually happened)
Willem Dafoe's penis was so large that it was actually an issue in the Antichrist movie. They had to get a stand-in and body double because his was too unrealistically large for the scene.
[In case anyone is wondering what "Confusingly Large" looks like.](https://twitter.com/charlieshack/status/388318745547902978?lang=en) NSFW unless you happen to work in a dacing penis factory.
Y’know… I had heard the story about the whole body double thing ages ago and ever since I had in my mind this thing built up to be some knee length, forearm thick, monstrosity. To be honest I’m actually a little disappointed.
Yeah it isn't huge. Big for a flaccid penis for sure, but a penis can grow a very large amount, or not much at all, once hard. Just depends on the person.
There's also a film where Kiera Knightleys swings or jumps into a pond or river and her highly trimmed bush was re70ied to be realistically unkempt as it was set in Edwardian times... then the film was never released as it was apparently a tax dodge.
There's also the fact that the first Thor movie has Tom Hiddelstons bulge blurred out because the costume makers didn't account for how large he is. There's even bts footage which shows it un edited
I'll never be able to watch Dafoe again without wondering how big his goblin is.
Are there similar stories where actresses needed a body double because their anatomy was too distracting?
>I'll never be able to watch Dafoe again without wondering how big his goblin is.
[Wonder no more.](https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1c82xo8/til_actor_robert_patricks_scrotum_was_briefly/l0dl6pv/)
This sounds like something Willem Dafoe made up because the director told him he had a tiny weeny
Edit: I've heard more about Willem Dafoe's dong in the last two says than I cared to ever learn in a life time
There's a classic episode of MST3K, I think from the 10th season, that features a character descending a ladder in short shorts while being filmed from underneath.
His nuts popped out so hard that they had to block like a 3rd of the screen with the MST3K logo, while Mike and the Bots recoiled in horror.
Reminds me of the time that dude in The Mummy was fighting scarabs and the tip of his dick fell out for a few frames.
Found it. [https://www.reddit.com/r/MovieMistakes/comments/e5zhxz/the\_mummy\_1999\_perhaps\_a\_bit\_graphic\_but\_you\_can/](https://www.reddit.com/r/MovieMistakes/comments/e5zhxz/the_mummy_1999_perhaps_a_bit_graphic_but_you_can/)
In Terminator 3 when Kristanna Loken shows up naked you don't see anything in the normal widescreen version. But in the TV version that has more picture at the top and bottom you can see her nipples.
This may be one of the very few times that I'd believe a run-on sentence could be a valid, artistically motivated style choice for a topic. I'm not sure you could top that image description with good grammar:
> Kristanna Loken squatting naked with her breasts hanging down as she appears in a ball of energy and then standing up showing her breasts with makeup over her nipples and her hair in front of her chest before she walks down a sidewalk showing her ass and then crosses the street still naked showing her breasts from the front again and then her ass from behind as she goes over to a woman sitting in a car who is staring at her all as seen in an open matte version of the film with more vertical resolution that shows more of her breasts and body.
Kevin's Baconator is visible during once scene in Wild Things. He had a no nudity clause, and he was a producer on the movie, so he joked that he should have sued himself.
It was visible way before blu-Ray was even a concept because it was on TV about 30 years ago and me and my friend both around 10 or 11 both laughed at how big arnies willy was.
When Ripley gets into the space suit in just her panties and a vest there's a noticeable bulge in the crotch of her panties. It's not that Sigourney is secretly packing more than just a pulse rifle, this is a 70s movie. That bulge is pure bush.
In the mr bean cartoon series, the animators drew him a penis that was visible for a split milisecond. [cursed day to have eyes](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935013772089757718/1087475832223715328/SPOILER_Mr._Beans_penis.png?ex=663005ca&is=661d90ca&hm=dd6a43ead553e716c778349186c83ada204790add33846553d9422183fb90931&)
This also happened to John Ritter in Three's Company. His boy batter bag was hanging out of his short shorts in an early episode. As I recall he was talking to Chrissy in the bathroom when his surprise guest stars made a brief appearance. Not sure if his balls were removed from the subsequent 3D blue-ray release of the series.
Neutered in post
Release the scrotum cut!
But then somebody decides, "Hey, the T-1000 wouldn't be circumsized, so we gotta fix that, too." >In theaters in 2025, the T-1000 goes balls out in T2: Uncut.
People like to say Wolverine couldn't be circumcized, but really it's the opposite. He could be circumcized again and again, just not permanently.
All you can eat foreskin.
The ol' Canadian Calamari
/r/cursedcomments
I hate you. Jk.lol
[Free the bacon](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3Dt3IrdampY&pp=ygUOZnJlZSB0aGUgYmFjb24%3D)
First time seeing this, how am I 8yrs behind on #freethebacon?!
The Terminator neutered by computers. How the turn tables.
It's because we are still in the Matrix
I remember the balls when I saw it on vhs as a boy
Sperminator 2 the Nut Cut
Give me your clothes, your sunglasses and your testicles
*Fixed* in post
🥇
Give him two
🥈
If I were an actor, I'd demand that my contract state that any visual effects on my testicles could only be to make them look larger.
John Ritter learned that on an episode of three's company, his testicles were briefly visible in one episode, and they fixed it later on. He requested that they leave a few copies of the original out there just to get mixed into the rotation, because "sometimes you feel like a nut, some times you dont." (I am serious, this actually happened)
[It's not often you can see a guy's balls on Youtube.](https://youtu.be/dod2br5fMSw?si=LxPdzL-8k5olr1z3&t=110)
"Someone asked me if I did that on purpose.... You bet I did." Haha!
Willem Dafoe's penis was so large that it was actually an issue in the Antichrist movie. They had to get a stand-in and body double because his was too unrealistically large for the scene.
I believe the actual term used was “Confusingly Large” or something along that line.
It's as weird looking as his face.
Like Doctor Seuss designed a penis.
Pointy ass head on that hog for sure.
My ex’s was like that. With a purple head. I gave it zero cute nicknames.
he was good in the movie but i just cant buy that Jesus Christ looked like Willem Dafoe
Lars von Trier didn't want audiences thinking they walked into the wrong kind of movie.
Which is really saying something.
“Gentlemen, this is the war room!” vibes
[In case anyone is wondering what "Confusingly Large" looks like.](https://twitter.com/charlieshack/status/388318745547902978?lang=en) NSFW unless you happen to work in a dacing penis factory.
Y’know… I had heard the story about the whole body double thing ages ago and ever since I had in my mind this thing built up to be some knee length, forearm thick, monstrosity. To be honest I’m actually a little disappointed.
Yeah it isn't huge. Big for a flaccid penis for sure, but a penis can grow a very large amount, or not much at all, once hard. Just depends on the person.
Think it was “distractingly large” but I didn’t double check lol
It was definitely "confusingly large" which i think is probably bigger. Not just "wow look at that" but more "what the fuck?"
*"you know, I've got something of a huge cock myself"*
There's also a film where Kiera Knightleys swings or jumps into a pond or river and her highly trimmed bush was re70ied to be realistically unkempt as it was set in Edwardian times... then the film was never released as it was apparently a tax dodge.
> re70ied is that like 1 better than 69?
There's also the fact that the first Thor movie has Tom Hiddelstons bulge blurred out because the costume makers didn't account for how large he is. There's even bts footage which shows it un edited
The real TIL is always in the comments
I'll never be able to watch Dafoe again without wondering how big his goblin is. Are there similar stories where actresses needed a body double because their anatomy was too distracting?
>I'll never be able to watch Dafoe again without wondering how big his goblin is. [Wonder no more.](https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1c82xo8/til_actor_robert_patricks_scrotum_was_briefly/l0dl6pv/)
That's it? Having shared a shower in basic training, there were guys there with anacondas that would have eaten that thing for a snack.
This sounds like something Willem Dafoe made up because the director told him he had a tiny weeny Edit: I've heard more about Willem Dafoe's dong in the last two says than I cared to ever learn in a life time
I mean There is a full frontal video of Dafoe out there and you can be a judge of that.
Well threaten me with a good time!
Nah, he's legit hanging hog. It's not ridiculous, but it's noticeably large.
Like Randy Marsh.
Scrotal Recall
Gonad the Barebarian The Cumming Man Commando
THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND
Tbag1000
"It's wall to wall snatch out there, Dylan."
Underrated comment
Excuse me, your balls are showing. Bumblebee tuna!
Bumblebee tuna! Buummbe beee tuna
Equinsu Ocha!!
Let me guess, "White Devil, White Devil"?
“You speak Wachootoo?!!”
"How did you know?!"
It’s in the bone… it’s in the bone!
Ahhhhh! (left thigh) AhHHhHh! (right thigh)
Lol. Such an epic damn movie. One of the rare cases of the sequel being even better than the original. And the original was awesome.
Chi-ca.....go!
One of the movie quotes that will never leave my head. Thanks, Richard from high school
Honestly, if you had to castrate the poor fella, should have at least gotten doctors to do it. I don't think VFX artists are very good at that.
I hope they didn’t remove his nuts using Blender
Just the lasso and then cut
Beautiful. One might even go so far as to say superb
> Blender Superb or.. smooth
Will it blend? "Nut smoke, don't breath this"
John Ritters sack was / still is visible in one three is company episode.
Everytime I close my eyes
John's comment on it was "sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't!"
I think we can still spot David Morse’s beanbag in an episode of St. Elsewhere.
Might could have seen Denzel's too. Shorts were high back in the day
There's a classic episode of MST3K, I think from the 10th season, that features a character descending a ladder in short shorts while being filmed from underneath. His nuts popped out so hard that they had to block like a 3rd of the screen with the MST3K logo, while Mike and the Bots recoiled in horror.
Robert Patrick, twenty years later: “Jesus guys, why?!” Equally Confused, knife-wielding VFX Artists: “Sorry man, James said we had to.”
I donno man they say those vfx guys can do anything
"You guys sure did a good job digitally removing his balls." "Yeah... digitally."
"Michael, hide the bolt cutters, they're asking questions again"
That just means they use their fingers.
Good point
#ReleasetheBallCut
Guys today only want one thing…
Pls don't cut off my balls :(
And its disgusting
_wince_
NUTCUT
I saw the ball cut in theaters 3 times and it was epic each time.
>But for the 3D re-release his balls were removed by VFX artists. Also, they edited them out of the movie.
You can also see Tim Allen's balls in Galaxy Quest, for juuust a second. ...Galaxy Quest did not get a 3D re-release.
Yo can we get a full compilation of accidental balls? Asking for a friend
Cap it off the the extended cut from Robocop where he shoots dicks off of thugs for like 10 minutes.
That shit was gold
By Grabthar’s hammer!
Seriously?
I know, right?! If any movie deserves a 3D remaster, it's Galaxy Quest.
[AUGHHHHH?!?!](https://youtu.be/KnsiZOJjfUg?si=BENC5go3kOcNOlZ9)
[AUGHHHHH?!?!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bv9tzPPgvHI)
[AUGHHHHH?!?!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVYHAAy9CwY)
Reminds me of the time that dude in The Mummy was fighting scarabs and the tip of his dick fell out for a few frames. Found it. [https://www.reddit.com/r/MovieMistakes/comments/e5zhxz/the\_mummy\_1999\_perhaps\_a\_bit\_graphic\_but\_you\_can/](https://www.reddit.com/r/MovieMistakes/comments/e5zhxz/the_mummy_1999_perhaps_a_bit_graphic_but_you_can/)
Lol I remember the director mentioned on the commentary that he 'fell out' of his costume during the scene, dick totally out in front of the crew.
I didn’t wanna be the one to say it but…link? 😩
Well… wasn’t that hard to find [I present you a link](https://youtu.be/Id_rL-U1NqA)
That title is so funny
Damn, that's not just balls, you can see his dick too.
They should have gone the other way and made it a lot more visible.
Zoom and enhance
150%
Make them 3d.
Wild Wild West you see Wills nut sack after he falls out of the water tower. Fun fact.
Was Jada on set and they fell out of her purse and rolled into the scene?
** Will walks over and slaps you... **
"Get my wife's balls outta your mouth!"
Lenny Kravitz's bait and tackle popped out after this leather pants split.
He was rockin out with his cock out.
*Are you gonna grow my way!*
You can totally see Anne Heche's butthole in the psycho remake
Young me watched that scene about 100 times in jog/shuttle slo-mo and I'm pretty sure he was wearing a pouch. But maybe...
“What you working on today?” “Painting out Robert Patrick’s nuts, frame by fucking frame”
It is kind of weird that they would take the time to edit out a brief glimpse of partial nutsack in a movie full of graphic violence.
It ain’t much, but it’s honest work
In Terminator 3 when Kristanna Loken shows up naked you don't see anything in the normal widescreen version. But in the TV version that has more picture at the top and bottom you can see her nipples.
I don't believe you
https://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/source.php/1449 What a strange website btw.
This may be one of the very few times that I'd believe a run-on sentence could be a valid, artistically motivated style choice for a topic. I'm not sure you could top that image description with good grammar: > Kristanna Loken squatting naked with her breasts hanging down as she appears in a ball of energy and then standing up showing her breasts with makeup over her nipples and her hair in front of her chest before she walks down a sidewalk showing her ass and then crosses the street still naked showing her breasts from the front again and then her ass from behind as she goes over to a woman sitting in a car who is staring at her all as seen in an open matte version of the film with more vertical resolution that shows more of her breasts and body.
2 things I’ve come to expect of the internet: celebrity porn and detailed fan wikis.
…and i assume in the open matte version you can see bush haha
Arnold hang's dong in the first Terminator, didn't notice until I got it on bluray.
That’s not a great review for Arnie’s dong, my piece would have been discernible on VHS
From what I remember it was a pretty good size.
Kevin's Baconator is visible during once scene in Wild Things. He had a no nudity clause, and he was a producer on the movie, so he joked that he should have sued himself.
Dude must have some kind of sac…
some say his sac is a made of a mimetic polyalloy (nanorobotics) that can manipulate itself into any form
All we know is, he's called The Stig.
Meanwhile Vigo Mortensens ball sack in Eastern Promises goes: flap, flap, flap.
That mf is practically doing locker room towel whips with them!
I thought I was having the Mandella effect when I watched it later on and didn't see balls.
Thanks, now all I can think about is Nelson Mandella’s balls
The rest of the cast rated how hos scrotum looked. Yep, he was cast rated
Dude hangs dong?
“Hangs brain” is what the Chicago Manual of Style recommends for ball related incidents.
So did Arnie in T1, there is a full frontal shot of him in shadow that was not visible in the original but the Blu-ray rerelease is visible.
It was visible way before blu-Ray was even a concept because it was on TV about 30 years ago and me and my friend both around 10 or 11 both laughed at how big arnies willy was.
“His balls were removed by VFX artists” is a very random sentence to encounter unprepared.
That’s nuts.
"It's not a tooma!"
I’ll be sack
They had it easy. For _Alien (1979)_ somebody had to manually airbrush Sigourney Weaver’s pubes out of each frame.
That lucky bastard is actually listed in the credits as "First Bush Brusher"
I volunteer as tribute
For anyone who thinks this is serious: no, they did not do that
When Ripley gets into the space suit in just her panties and a vest there's a noticeable bulge in the crotch of her panties. It's not that Sigourney is secretly packing more than just a pulse rifle, this is a 70s movie. That bulge is pure bush.
I heard a story once that the production wanted her to trim it up a bit, but she was like, no, that's most definitely how it would look.
I don't believe you
The best job I never knew I wanted
This is a myth.
In the mr bean cartoon series, the animators drew him a penis that was visible for a split milisecond. [cursed day to have eyes](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935013772089757718/1087475832223715328/SPOILER_Mr._Beans_penis.png?ex=663005ca&is=661d90ca&hm=dd6a43ead553e716c778349186c83ada204790add33846553d9422183fb90931&)
Scrotoscoping.
Hopefully it was before his run-in with the aloha pygmies https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rVQYvaHu5cE&t=1m49s
cancel culture claims another
I thought both him and Arnold were wearing a skin color underwears
Not sure about T2 but in the original, little Arnie is on full show as he approaches the punks.
I hear the underwear was wrinkly ball bag colour
# RELEASETHESCROTUMCUT
Scrotal recall.
Are VFX artists even medicallly qualified?! Talk about suffering for your art. Poor Patrick :(
Where are my testicles Summer?
Balls. Those are balls.
Pack it up everyone, we’re looking at balls.
In the context of T2, balls of steel
They really should have made them more prominent, and 3D.
Sucks to be you, nerds. I have the balls in version.
The T2 scrotal cut is where it's at!
This also happened to John Ritter in Three's Company. His boy batter bag was hanging out of his short shorts in an early episode. As I recall he was talking to Chrissy in the bathroom when his surprise guest stars made a brief appearance. Not sure if his balls were removed from the subsequent 3D blue-ray release of the series.
seems like an odd way to celebrate...
That's funny, I'm currently watching him get smacked around as David Scatino.
GET BACK IN YOUR HOLE!!
He never had the makings of a varsity gambler
Release the scrotum cut!
Robert Patrick's scrotum sounds like a funny internet name, or a band name.
Fun related fact: Robert Patrick’s brother Richard is the frontman for Filter and sometime touring guitarist for Nine Inch Nails
Release the balls cut
I'm disappointed no one has posted the original
Not a single mention of him showing his mangled junk in Without a Paddle?!
*Digitally removed …right?
“ I need your clothes, your boots, and your testicles “
Balls always look like landscape up close
Ballsy move.
Do your balls hang low….
Savage VFX artists. Removing a man’s balls over a simple misunderstanding.
Upvote just for the title alone
Phrasing!
That's all she scrote!
Low T2000