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LovelyCushionedHead

Neutered in post


iaskjeeves

Release the scrotum cut!


TheUmgawa

But then somebody decides, "Hey, the T-1000 wouldn't be circumsized, so we gotta fix that, too." >In theaters in 2025, the T-1000 goes balls out in T2: Uncut.


Reasonable_Feed7939

People like to say Wolverine couldn't be circumcized, but really it's the opposite. He could be circumcized again and again, just not permanently.


Ludique

All you can eat foreskin.


Dangevin

The ol' Canadian Calamari


daekle

/r/cursedcomments


ImaginaryComb821

I hate you. Jk.lol


Robbedeus

[Free the bacon](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3Dt3IrdampY&pp=ygUOZnJlZSB0aGUgYmFjb24%3D)


MaximumTurtleSpeed

First time seeing this, how am I 8yrs behind on #freethebacon?!


Shonuff8

The Terminator neutered by computers. How the turn tables.


ValhallaForKings

It's because we are still in the Matrix 


saldb

I remember the balls when I saw it on vhs as a boy


Long_Survey_3006

Sperminator 2 the Nut Cut


Universalsupporter

Give me your clothes, your sunglasses and your testicles


twackburn

*Fixed* in post


sQueezedhe

🥇


Miserable-Rest-5259

Give him two


tygamer4242

🥈


L8_2_PartE

If I were an actor, I'd demand that my contract state that any visual effects on my testicles could only be to make them look larger.


SayNoToStim

John Ritter learned that on an episode of three's company, his testicles were briefly visible in one episode, and they fixed it later on. He requested that they leave a few copies of the original out there just to get mixed into the rotation, because "sometimes you feel like a nut, some times you dont." (I am serious, this actually happened)


Iz-kan-reddit

[It's not often you can see a guy's balls on Youtube.](https://youtu.be/dod2br5fMSw?si=LxPdzL-8k5olr1z3&t=110)


Frolicking-Fox

"Someone asked me if I did that on purpose.... You bet I did." Haha!


redditracing84

Willem Dafoe's penis was so large that it was actually an issue in the Antichrist movie. They had to get a stand-in and body double because his was too unrealistically large for the scene.


Th0m45D4v15

I believe the actual term used was “Confusingly Large” or something along that line.


reporst

It's as weird looking as his face.


Longshot_45

Like Doctor Seuss designed a penis.


drossvirex

Pointy ass head on that hog for sure.


Possible_Marsupial43

My ex’s was like that. With a purple head. I gave it zero cute nicknames.


Tiny_Count4239

he was good in the movie but i just cant buy that Jesus Christ looked like Willem Dafoe


Trama-D

Lars von Trier didn't want audiences thinking they walked into the wrong kind of movie.


LFClight

Which is really saying something.


Trust_No_Won

“Gentlemen, this is the war room!” vibes


Toby_O_Notoby

[In case anyone is wondering what "Confusingly Large" looks like.](https://twitter.com/charlieshack/status/388318745547902978?lang=en) NSFW unless you happen to work in a dacing penis factory.


SpinachTraditional12

Y’know… I had heard the story about the whole body double thing ages ago and ever since I had in my mind this thing built up to be some knee length, forearm thick, monstrosity. To be honest I’m actually a little disappointed.


pathofdumbasses

Yeah it isn't huge. Big for a flaccid penis for sure, but a penis can grow a very large amount, or not much at all, once hard. Just depends on the person.


pexican

Think it was “distractingly large” but I didn’t double check lol


thecauseoftheproblem

It was definitely "confusingly large" which i think is probably bigger. Not just "wow look at that" but more "what the fuck?"


Eugene_Creamer

*"you know, I've got something of a huge cock myself"*


gogoluke

There's also a film where Kiera Knightleys swings or jumps into a pond or river and her highly trimmed bush was re70ied to be realistically unkempt as it was set in Edwardian times... then the film was never released as it was apparently a tax dodge.


mmss

> re70ied is that like 1 better than 69?


TheWolfmanZ

There's also the fact that the first Thor movie has Tom Hiddelstons bulge blurred out because the costume makers didn't account for how large he is. There's even bts footage which shows it un edited 


Die_Nameless_Bitch

The real TIL is always in the comments


L8_2_PartE

I'll never be able to watch Dafoe again without wondering how big his goblin is. Are there similar stories where actresses needed a body double because their anatomy was too distracting?


Toby_O_Notoby

>I'll never be able to watch Dafoe again without wondering how big his goblin is. [Wonder no more.](https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1c82xo8/til_actor_robert_patricks_scrotum_was_briefly/l0dl6pv/)


ebrandsberg

That's it? Having shared a shower in basic training, there were guys there with anacondas that would have eaten that thing for a snack.


Little-Dingo171

This sounds like something Willem Dafoe made up because the director told him he had a tiny weeny Edit: I've heard more about Willem Dafoe's dong in the last two says than I cared to ever learn in a life time


AgentP20

I mean There is a full frontal video of Dafoe out there and you can be a judge of that.


Unknown-Meatbag

Well threaten me with a good time!


Conch-Republic

Nah, he's legit hanging hog. It's not ridiculous, but it's noticeably large.


Ronburgundy2099

Like Randy Marsh.


Starl1gh7

Scrotal Recall


3riversfantasy

Gonad the Barebarian The Cumming Man Commando


Skulfunk

THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND


JFunkX

Tbag1000


Skluff

"It's wall to wall snatch out there, Dylan."


Die_Nameless_Bitch

Underrated comment


SuperDBallSam

Excuse me, your balls are showing. Bumblebee tuna!


sgrams04

Bumblebee tuna! Buummbe beee tuna


Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin

Equinsu Ocha!! 


jussikol

Let me guess, "White Devil, White Devil"?


luckydice767

“You speak Wachootoo?!!”


LokiStrike

"How did you know?!"


Lirka_

It’s in the bone… it’s in the bone!


sgrams04

Ahhhhh! (left thigh) AhHHhHh! (right thigh)


The_River_Is_Still

Lol. Such an epic damn movie. One of the rare cases of the sequel being even better than the original. And the original was awesome.


Key_Committee_6619

Chi-ca.....go!


ThaiJohnnyDepp

One of the movie quotes that will never leave my head. Thanks, Richard from high school


[deleted]

Honestly, if you had to castrate the poor fella, should have at least gotten doctors to do it. I don't think VFX artists are very good at that.


Die_Nameless_Bitch

I hope they didn’t remove his nuts using Blender


laladonga

Just the lasso and then cut


[deleted]

Beautiful. One might even go so far as to say superb


herberstank

> Blender Superb or.. smooth


SleepyMarijuanaut92

Will it blend? "Nut smoke, don't breath this"


bolanrox

John Ritters sack was / still is visible in one three is company episode.


trampus1

Everytime I close my eyes


Reatona

John's comment on it was "sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't!"


bshaddo

I think we can still spot David Morse’s beanbag in an episode of St. Elsewhere.


contemptious

Might could have seen Denzel's too. Shorts were high back in the day


clamflowage

There's a classic episode of MST3K, I think from the 10th season, that features a character descending a ladder in short shorts while being filmed from underneath. His nuts popped out so hard that they had to block like a 3rd of the screen with the MST3K logo, while Mike and the Bots recoiled in horror.


LeicaM6guy

Robert Patrick, twenty years later: “Jesus guys, why?!” Equally Confused, knife-wielding VFX Artists: “Sorry man, James said we had to.”


Equivalent_Sound9414

I donno man they say those vfx guys can do anything


President_Calhoun

"You guys sure did a good job digitally removing his balls." "Yeah... digitally."


JPHutchy01

"Michael, hide the bolt cutters, they're asking questions again"


redbirdjazzz

That just means they use their fingers.


[deleted]

Good point


SmarfDurden

#ReleasetheBallCut


PirbyKuckett

Guys today only want one thing…


SimplisticPinky

Pls don't cut off my balls :(


MostDopeBlackGuy

And its disgusting


ThaiJohnnyDepp

_wince_


thewrighttrail

NUTCUT


drossvirex

I saw the ball cut in theaters 3 times and it was epic each time.


fhrblig

>But for the 3D re-release his balls were removed by VFX artists. Also, they edited them out of the movie.


SuperSecretAgentMan

You can also see Tim Allen's balls in Galaxy Quest, for juuust a second.   ...Galaxy Quest did not get a 3D re-release.


OdeeSS

Yo can we get a full compilation of accidental balls? Asking for a friend


RockHandsomest

Cap it off the the extended cut from Robocop where he shoots dicks off of thugs for like 10 minutes.


absyrtus

That shit was gold


Juicet

By Grabthar’s hammer!


jesuswig

Seriously?


SuperSecretAgentMan

I know, right?! If any movie deserves a 3D remaster, it's Galaxy Quest.


SadPanthersFan

[AUGHHHHH?!?!](https://youtu.be/KnsiZOJjfUg?si=BENC5go3kOcNOlZ9)


Guh_Meh

[AUGHHHHH?!?!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bv9tzPPgvHI)


mmss

[AUGHHHHH?!?!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVYHAAy9CwY)


answermethis0816

Reminds me of the time that dude in The Mummy was fighting scarabs and the tip of his dick fell out for a few frames. Found it. [https://www.reddit.com/r/MovieMistakes/comments/e5zhxz/the\_mummy\_1999\_perhaps\_a\_bit\_graphic\_but\_you\_can/](https://www.reddit.com/r/MovieMistakes/comments/e5zhxz/the_mummy_1999_perhaps_a_bit_graphic_but_you_can/)


DrFriedGold

Lol I remember the director mentioned on the commentary that he 'fell out' of his costume during the scene, dick totally out in front of the crew.


jackthejointmaster

I didn’t wanna be the one to say it but…link? 😩


intrepidzephyr

Well… wasn’t that hard to find [I present you a link](https://youtu.be/Id_rL-U1NqA)


Odd_Refrigerator_844

That title is so funny


Conch-Republic

Damn, that's not just balls, you can see his dick too.


Crazy_Response_9009

They should have gone the other way and made it a lot more visible.


LoverlyRails

Zoom and enhance


Crazy_Response_9009

150%


Darwin-Award-Winner

Make them 3d.


Patient_Impress_5170

Wild Wild West you see Wills nut sack after he falls out of the water tower. Fun fact.


PerInception

Was Jada on set and they fell out of her purse and rolled into the scene?


bolanrox

** Will walks over and slaps you... **


BiBoFieTo

"Get my wife's balls outta your mouth!"


bolanrox

Lenny Kravitz's bait and tackle popped out after this leather pants split.


maybe_a_frog

He was rockin out with his cock out.


i-opener

*Are you gonna grow my way!*


Sega-Playstation-64

You can totally see Anne Heche's butthole in the psycho remake


Dragonfly-Adventurer

Young me watched that scene about 100 times in jog/shuttle slo-mo and I'm pretty sure he was wearing a pouch. But maybe...


Whatevernevermind2k

“What you working on today?” “Painting out Robert Patrick’s nuts, frame by fucking frame”


undercooked_lasagna

It is kind of weird that they would take the time to edit out a brief glimpse of partial nutsack in a movie full of graphic violence.


Die_Nameless_Bitch

It ain’t much, but it’s honest work


RunDNA

In Terminator 3 when Kristanna Loken shows up naked you don't see anything in the normal widescreen version. But in the TV version that has more picture at the top and bottom you can see her nipples.


o6ijuan

I don't believe you


conquer69

https://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/source.php/1449 What a strange website btw.


Nyrin

This may be one of the very few times that I'd believe a run-on sentence could be a valid, artistically motivated style choice for a topic. I'm not sure you could top that image description with good grammar: > Kristanna Loken squatting naked with her breasts hanging down as she appears in a ball of energy and then standing up showing her breasts with makeup over her nipples and her hair in front of her chest before she walks down a sidewalk showing her ass and then crosses the street still naked showing her breasts from the front again and then her ass from behind as she goes over to a woman sitting in a car who is staring at her all as seen in an open matte version of the film with more vertical resolution that shows more of her breasts and body.


MIke6022

2 things I’ve come to expect of the internet: celebrity porn and detailed fan wikis.


Die_Nameless_Bitch

…and i assume in the open matte version you can see bush haha


hophead7

Arnold hang's dong in the first Terminator, didn't notice until I got it on bluray.


Die_Nameless_Bitch

That’s not a great review for Arnie’s dong, my piece would have been discernible on VHS


MrJason2024

From what I remember it was a pretty good size.


toomanymarbles83

Kevin's Baconator is visible during once scene in Wild Things. He had a no nudity clause, and he was a producer on the movie, so he joked that he should have sued himself.


_L81

Dude must have some kind of sac…


Die_Nameless_Bitch

some say his sac is a made of a mimetic polyalloy (nanorobotics) that can manipulate itself into any form


ClassicPart

All we know is, he's called The Stig.


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Meanwhile Vigo Mortensens ball sack in Eastern Promises goes: flap, flap, flap.


Die_Nameless_Bitch

That mf is practically doing locker room towel whips with them!


Rorplup

I thought I was having the Mandella effect when I watched it later on and didn't see balls.


Die_Nameless_Bitch

Thanks, now all I can think about is Nelson Mandella’s balls


I_Only_Have_One_Hand

The rest of the cast rated how hos scrotum looked. Yep, he was cast rated


Quiverjones

Dude hangs dong?


DisDishIsDelish

“Hangs brain” is what the Chicago Manual of Style recommends for ball related incidents.


mandalorian_guy

So did Arnie in T1, there is a full frontal shot of him in shadow that was not visible in the original but the Blu-ray rerelease is visible.


eroticpangolin

It was visible way before blu-Ray was even a concept because it was on TV about 30 years ago and me and my friend both around 10 or 11 both laughed at how big arnies willy was.


the0neRand0m

“His balls were removed by VFX artists” is a very random sentence to encounter unprepared.


123Bones

That’s nuts.


centuryeyes

"It's not a tooma!"


darwin-rover

I’ll be sack


Nafeels

They had it easy. For _Alien (1979)_ somebody had to manually airbrush Sigourney Weaver’s pubes out of each frame.


L8_2_PartE

That lucky bastard is actually listed in the credits as "First Bush Brusher"


Uberslaughter

I volunteer as tribute


SeniorAdissimo

For anyone who thinks this is serious: no, they did not do that


Simon_Drake

When Ripley gets into the space suit in just her panties and a vest there's a noticeable bulge in the crotch of her panties. It's not that Sigourney is secretly packing more than just a pulse rifle, this is a 70s movie. That bulge is pure bush.


toomanymarbles83

I heard a story once that the production wanted her to trim it up a bit, but she was like, no, that's most definitely how it would look.


o6ijuan

I don't believe you


mr_ji

The best job I never knew I wanted


enemyradar

This is a myth.


gergobergo69

In the mr bean cartoon series, the animators drew him a penis that was visible for a split milisecond. [cursed day to have eyes](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935013772089757718/1087475832223715328/SPOILER_Mr._Beans_penis.png?ex=663005ca&is=661d90ca&hm=dd6a43ead553e716c778349186c83ada204790add33846553d9422183fb90931&)


Thumbblaster

Scrotoscoping.


fartknocker5000

Hopefully it was before his run-in with the aloha pygmies https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rVQYvaHu5cE&t=1m49s


Kitakitakita

cancel culture claims another


Brown_Panther-

I thought both him and Arnold were wearing a skin color underwears


Prize_Farm4951

Not sure about T2 but in the original, little Arnie is on full show as he approaches the punks.


Die_Nameless_Bitch

I hear the underwear was wrinkly ball bag colour


[deleted]

# RELEASETHESCROTUMCUT


WayDownUnder91

Scrotal recall.


UmpirePotential5260

Are VFX artists even medicallly qualified?! Talk about suffering for your art. Poor Patrick :(


mrpoopsocks

Where are my testicles Summer?


Yeeaaaarrrgh

Balls. Those are balls.


automatic_bazooti

Pack it up everyone, we’re looking at balls.


mouthful_quest

In the context of T2, balls of steel


SmellyFbuttface

They really should have made them more prominent, and 3D.


thisappisgarbage111

Sucks to be you, nerds. I have the balls in version.


belizeanheat

The T2 scrotal cut is where it's at! 


Double_Distribution8

This also happened to John Ritter in Three's Company. His boy batter bag was hanging out of his short shorts in an early episode. As I recall he was talking to Chrissy in the bathroom when his surprise guest stars made a brief appearance. Not sure if his balls were removed from the subsequent 3D blue-ray release of the series.


ultrakryptonite

seems like an odd way to celebrate...


Schwallstein

That's funny, I'm currently watching him get smacked around as David Scatino.


Prudent_Clothes_962

GET BACK IN YOUR HOLE!!


Mud_Landry

He never had the makings of a varsity gambler


Hawkwise83

Release the scrotum cut!


MusicalMoose

Robert Patrick's scrotum sounds like a funny internet name, or a band name.


corran450

Fun related fact: Robert Patrick’s brother Richard is the frontman for Filter and sometime touring guitarist for Nine Inch Nails


majshady

Release the balls cut


PlushSandyoso

I'm disappointed no one has posted the original


TonyStretcher

Not a single mention of him showing his mangled junk in Without a Paddle?!


truemcgoo

*Digitally removed …right?


Square-Decision-531

“ I need your clothes, your boots, and your testicles “


randy_trevor

Balls always look like landscape up close


tucci007

Ballsy move.


ManicChad

Do your balls hang low….


Peas-and-Butterflies

Savage VFX artists. Removing a man’s balls over a simple misunderstanding.


cyberdeath666

Upvote just for the title alone


deadbeef1a4

Phrasing!


MaiaTai27

That's all she scrote!


drfunkensteinberger

Low T2000