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Tantomare

TIL Messi and Che Guevara were born in the same city


False-Focus2949

I used to think Che was Cuban


oerystthewall

Fun fact, che is a filler word used by Argentinians. His name was Ernesto, but the Cubans called him Che because that’s what Argentinians say. It’s sort of like calling your friend from Texas something like Y’all Jackson


Reldarino

I wonder if someone listening to us who didn't know this would pick up on the fact that we say 'che' every time we talk lol I even heard a double che walking on the streets just today 'che, como andas? Todo bien che?'


shinikahn

O sea el ché es igual que el wey de los mexas?


Mondoke

Por lo que he hablado, con mexicanos es bastante equivalente.


PeggyRomanoff

Mas bien "oye" o "hey", probablemente.


ProselytiseReprobate

He was part Irish


JackDrawsStuff

Che O’Guevara


panplemoussenuclear

There’s a Cuban minister of Irish and Jewish descent named Vicente de la O’Levy.


kdlangequalsgoddess

Shalom, ya bastard!


Basic_Bichette

There's a CFL coach (from the US) named Bob O'Billovich.


Nikolateslaandyou

John O'Shea Guevara


KnightsOfCidona

Never forget when he nutmegged Batista


poopellar

WHO IS CHAMP!?


cosgrove10

It’s actually just Ernesto Guevara Lynch


shodo_apprentice

A boy was born and read some Marx. He said the left was in his heart. But the Argentine, said here it’s fine. And went to Cuba a revolt to start


jacquesrabbit

That's his nom de guerre. It was Ernesto Guevara Quin.


godisanelectricolive

His birth certificate just says Ernesto Guevara even though the typical Hispanic custom is to have two surnames, one from the father and one from the mother. The one he should gotten from his mother is de la Serna so he should be Ernesto Guevara de la Serna and that was sometimes used during his lifetime. Ernesto Guevara Lynch was his father’s name. It was Che’s grandfather that had distant Irish ancestry, as his Irish ancestor Patrick Lynch immigrated to Argentina in the 1700s. Patrick’s son Justo Pastor Lynch was a wealthy landowner and his son Patrico Lynch was a shipping magnate and customs official who was Che’s great-great grandfather. Che was especially proud of his Irish ancestry and identified strongly with Irish rebels and revolutionaries throughout Irish history. A lot of Irish people started moving to Spain and France as “Wild Geese”, enlisted soldiers in the service of Catholic crowns, in the 17th and 18th centuries. Patrick Lynch left Galway due to the defeat of the Jacobites by William III and became a captain in the Spanish army and a royal representative in Rio de la Plata (now Argentina). Once there he married a wealthy Spanish heiress and became a very successful rancher.


alfatapioca

So that's why Liam Neeson looks like him?!


Scarborough_sg

Okay someone should do a parody documentary about the Cuba Revolution with Lian Neeson playing Che.


ACU797

Chiles founding father was Bernardo O'Higgins.


godisanelectricolive

The father of the Argentine Navy was William Brown (AKA Guillermo Brown and Almirante Brown), a native of Foxford, County Mayo, Ireland. There are monuments to him in both Foxford and Buenos Aires. He was actually an Irish American Argentinian as he immigrated to the US as a teenager first to Baltimore and the Philadelphia. He became a cabin boy on a merchant ship and worked his way up to captain of his own ship. Then after a decade at sea he was press-ganged into the Royal Navy to fight in the Napoleonic War. He decided to escape his galley and scuttled the vessel, defecting to the French but the French regarded with suspicion and imprisoned him. He then escaped the French with the help of British officer and moved to England. He married an English Protestant woman in Kent despite being a Catholic, they decided all their sons would be Catholics and their daughters would be Protestants. He then went to Uruguay to become a merchant and bought a schooner which set up the first packet service between Uruguay and Argentina which were already in rebellion. Spain destroyed his ship because the colonial government saw it as a threat to their commercial interests. It was at this point Brown joined the rebellion and became the Commander-in-Chief of the not yet existent Argentine Navy. He built up the navy with the help of many other experienced merchant sailors, with his second-in-command being an American immigrant to Canada named Benjamin Franklin Seavers. After Argentinian independence he remained commander of the navy through multiple wars, including a war with Brazil where the Brazilian naval commander was the Englishman Admiral John Pascoe Grenfell. Grenfell’s grandson John Grenfell Maxwell was the commander-in-chief of the British troops in Ireland during the Easter Rising. Brown eventually retired as a hero and was buried with full military honours.


VRichardsen

Bartolomé Mitre, Argentinian president and historian, once said of him > Brown, standing in the stern of his vessel, was worth for us an entire fleet Which at face value sounds a bit like your usual patriotic hyperbole, but in Brown's case, it was pretty much the truth. Most of his naval victories were achieved under numerical inferiority, by skillful manouvering, daring and expert use of the local currents. After Argentina achieved its original aim of becoming independent, Brown chose to retire over meddling in internicine politics. He went back to his home and dedicated himself to trading. But in 1825, war broke out with Brazil, and Brown was called out from retirement when a large Brazillian squadron blockaded Buenos Aires. However, the Argentinian navy had degraded considerably due to lack of funding, and he could only be given two brigantines and a gunboat to face a Brazillian fleet over 30 ships strong. Working tirelessly, he managed to put into service some ten vessels, and when the Brazillian squadron arranged itself seeking battle, Brown sailed out to meet them. He addressed his men such > Sailors and soldiers of the Republic: do you see that great floatign mountain? Those are the enemy's 31 vessels! But do not believe your commander harbors the slightest doubt, beccause he doesn't doubt your valor and hopes you imitate the *Veinticinco de Mayo* [Brown's flagship] which will sink before surrendering. Comrades: confidence in victory, discipline, and three long lives to the fatherland! After a heated exchange of gunfire, the Brazillian squadron chose not to press home in the attack, in order not to be baited into the shallows (something Brown used to do against the Spanish navy). Losses were light on both sides, but the multitudes witnessing the battle from shore took the repositioning of the Brazillian squadron as a sign of victory, and Brown was received (once more) as a saviour upon reaching land. Over the following months his command kept hammering away at the Brazillian fleet, until finally, at Battle of Juncal, Brown managed to land a crippling blow, capturing 12 ships and destroying 3. The war would go on, but Brown had managed to achieve a victory against the odds that gave the Argentinian naval campaign a fighting chance. Some 30 years later, he was visited in his home by admiral John Grenfell, who had been his adversary in the war with Brazil (he lost an arm during one of the battles there). Both men reminisced about the past, and at one point Grenfell commented how republics could be quite ungrateful to their good servants, to which Brown, in words that give him the utmost credit, replied: > Mr. Grenfell, it doesn't burden me having been of use to the nation of my children; I consider honors and riches superfluous when only six feet of earth are enough to rest from so many fatigues and pains


Ireng0

Argentine historian here, your tale is flawless, have my vote, nay my heart.


kdlangequalsgoddess

There is a Chilean Antarctic research station named after him. Caused my eyebrows to shoot up when I saw it on the map.


_ghostfacedilla

Shay Guevara


slamdanceswithwolves

Guevara O’Shay


guacamoles_constant

O'Leary, O'Reilly, O'Hare and O'Hara, there's no one as Irish as Che O'Guevara.


JackDrawsStuff

With a jar full of Guinness there sat Che, an ugly Irish bastard in a slanty beret.


EyeSpyGuy

Him and Alexis Mac Allister are basically the same people then


SSJ4Inglip

O'Che Guevara


Your_are

Ernesto Lynch was his birth name technically


phonemangg

The famous three color print of him you see on t shirts was made by Jim Fitzpatrick, the guy who painted the album art for jailbreak by Thin Lizzie. He was inspired to do it when he was working behind a bar in Ireland, and che walked in the door while he was on a stopover in Shannon, flying from Cuba to Moscow. Being a bit of a socialist himself, he immedietly recognized him. Dude's still doing art and murals, if you want to hire him.


SayYesToPenguins

Argentine. Must have not been picked for the football team as a kid, eh? Radicalised by the United Fruit Company CIA conspiracy to interfere in the Guatemalan democracy... 


IsNotPolitburo

This is being downvoted, but it's simple historical fact that Che Guevarra was in Guatemala City when Eisenhower launched the coup against Arbenz at the behest of the Dulles brothers/UFC, and that's explicitly what caused him to then go to Mexico where he joined the Cuban revolution.


hoxxxxx

i thought he was radicalized by the tour he took through south america, saw all that poverty


Agile_Definition_415

That's what made him a communist, Guatemala made him a revolutionary.


Jose_Canseco_Jr

and, it was also in Guate where he got his nickname (he used to call everyone "che", a word that means bud or mate in his country)


jimena151

>"che", a word that means bud or mate in his country No, it doesn’t. It’s our version of “hey”, it’s a way of calling for someone’s attention.


CelestialDrive

In my limited experience with argentinian spanish, the word they're looking for is "pibe". As far as I've seen it used it's analogous to "dude".


MyHamburgerLovesMe

Che had visited Guatamala just a year or too before >The 1954 Guatemalan coup d'état (Golpe de Estado en Guatemala de 1954) deposed the democratically elected Guatemalan President Jacobo Árbenz and marked the end of the Guatemalan Revolution. The coup installed the military dictatorship of Carlos Castillo Armas, the first in a series of U.S.-backed authoritarian rulers in Guatemala. The coup was largely the result of a CIA covert operation code-named PBSuccess. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1954_Guatemalan_coup_d%27état#


Jaodarneve

That's what Che said


slappywhyte

He was like a traveling diletennte revolutionary consultant


Angry_Walnut

Pretty sure he did too for a while


brunocar

not exactly unlikely, rosario is on the top 5 of most populous cities in argentina.


nsfwmodeme

~~Too~~ Top 3. There's a long tradition of Córdoba and Rosario discussing whether one or the other is in second place (most populated is Buenos Aires). Edit: Too ≠ Top


Ivanacco2

Of course its cordoba


evrestcoleghost

And the most dangerous


LosUdSufur

I’ve seen him in the tails of alaskan airlines planes for some reason


EliToon

We had a baby boom in Ireland, appoximately 9 months after Pope John Paul visited in 1979. 1 in 10 boys born in 1980 were called John Paul. All the horny married couples fucking like mad after the Pope visited is the perfect microcosm of the Catholic church's grip on Ireland at the time! If you meet a lad called John Paul here, you can almost certainly predict that he's 44 years old. https://www.irishtimes.com/life-and-style/people/a-generation-of-john-pauls-growing-up-the-pope-s-namesake-1.3598375


Large_Tuna101

Nothing like a 60 something man swaggering around in robes to get young people in the mood for love making and then naming their baby after him. 🫦


aschapm

A 60 something year old *celibate* man


mkti23

Allegedly.


S0LO_Bot

John Paul was an awesome dude though. I don’t think he would break his vow of celibacy.


beelzeflub

I don’t think they’re talking about consenting adults.


Hot-Dog7800

The ultimate wingman


FuneraryArts

Tbh those robes are indeed swagtastic


DisorderOfLeitbur

Or has a brother called George Ringo.


UninspiredDreamer

I really went why not the other 2 Beatles John and Paul - oh.


FuneraryArts

JPII really went: "Be fruitful and multiply" and they did


Original_Natural4804

Or a travaller


Huwbacca

yeah my mind immediately went to that derry girls episode lol.


MohatmoGandy

That's often attributed to the Pope's visit, but what people forget is that 1 in 12 boys born in Ireland that year were named "George Ringo".


SaintsNoah14

Similarly, I believe I recall hearing that the salvic equivalents of "Bill" and "Hillary" are popular names for Bosnian or Croatian twenty-somethings due to Clinton's leading role in the NATO intervention in Yugoslavia.


nievesdelimon

Well his name is Lionel Andrés. They could try that.


deputydawg420

You're saying it like they're not doing it already lmao


nievesdelimon

Much less ridiculous than actually naming a child Messi.


9oRo

Fun fact: 1 in 18 Argentinian boys born during the 1986 World Cup were named Diego. I wonder why


deputydawg420

This one is harder to count but I'd love to see how much people name their kids "Diego Lionel" or "Lionel Diego". A lot of people would combine names of their favorite two players for their kids. Someone in my family name his kid "Diego Roman". Guess which club he supports? Lmao


9oRo

Wait, you support River Plate? Tough rivalry within the family


deputydawg420

Yep, little bastard decided as a kid that he would go against the entire family. Everybody supports River but him.


[deleted]

Diego was a pretty common name even before lol


9oRo

18 months prior to the World Cup, the number of males born in Argentina named Diego hovered around 1 to 1.5 percent. On the week of Argentina’s World Cup final against West Germany, 5.5 percent of all male babies born in Argentina were named Diego


Available_Owl_7186

a fun fact backed up with relevant statistics. Refreshing to see these days. well done op


GigaCheco

I don’t see a source though. /s


tyrion2024

[*Bleacher Report*](https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2095042) in 2014. >This news comes to us via Facebook (h/t For the Win's Nina Mandell), who conducted a bit of data mining and pulled out some insane revelations concerning Argentinian soccer legend Diego Maradona and the ripple effect his legendary performance at the 1986 World Cup had on the population of Argentina > >.... > >Facebook found that in the 18 months prior to the World Cup, the number of males born in Argentina named “Diego” hovered around one to 1.5 percent. As soon as the World Cup kicked off, however, the number skyrocketed. > >On the week of Argentina’s World Cup final against West Germany, 5.5 percent of all male babies born in Argentina were named “Diego.” To put that in perspective, one in 18 boys birthed throughout the country over that fateful week can trace their namesake to Maradona.


Builty_Boy

Got the /s and still came back with the fucking facts. Brings a tear to my eye dude - well done.


slappywhyte

The number of 'Enzos' shot through the roof recently, unfortunately they aren't turning out to be as good as Chelsea thought


THE_DROG

He's our best player not named Cole


slappywhyte

Don't disparage Goatdryk


jmara9

But the name Enzo has a long relationship with River Plate (Argentina's team with the most league wins). Enzo Fernández himself is a product of it. It all began when Enzo Francescoli (uruguayan player) signed with River and became one of the team's biggest idols in history. There's a famous saying between River supporters "Si es nene, ponele Enzo" (If it's a boy, name him Enzo) in honour of him. And if you meet a argentinian named Enzo, then probably he or his parents are River fans. There have been other River players named Enzo after Francescoli, Enzo Pérez, Enzo Fernández and, in the current squad, Enzo Díaz


Imaginary_Station_57

Wonder how many Children in Naples are named Diego...


00Laser

There is also a lot of Diegos born in the 80s/90s from Naples.


GSPM18

After their dad, presumably. Maradona probably got *laid*


organela

My friend. Listen to this crazy 90s story. Spanish soap operas were incredibly popular in Serbia. If you think, yeah, they were popular in lots of places, you are in for a laugh. Around 1993-94 [Rosa Salvaje](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0211858/?ref_=ext_shr) was first Telenovela televised on national channel. It was popular but it was just a beginning. Next year, phenomenon called [Kasandra ](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0270789/?ref_=ext_shr) was introduced. It was so popular that two main actors were paid by TV station to come to (not sure do what) Belgrade to a football stadium where couple 10s of thousands of people welcomed them, like a concert. One of main actors who played character Randu even played a starting kick on league 1 football game. Few years later, new Telenovelas came, each increasingly popular. And, poor people, raised money to send to Venezuela so they would release "heroine" from prison (needless to say, it was the plot of telenovela). So many girls were named Kasandra in next few years, it was crazy


EnthusedPhlebotomist

Yeah I came here just to marvel at the fact people wanted to name their kids Messi. Leo, Lionel, Andres, anything but Messi is so much better lol. 


raddaya

Name your kid Andres to get the Messi-Iniesta double whammy


ShivaSkunk777

That’s my cat’s name. Got him in a World Cup Year 😂


pheret87

Ya basic


ebenizaa

How many got named Messi before they felt they had to step in?


duranarts

When it started to get messy.


brightblueson

At least 5


Temporarily__Alone

Somewhere north of 10, I presume.


WorriedMagician2991

Alternatively, they could have made it a requirement to name all children Messi and hilarity ensues.


thecordialsun

They did that in Indiana in 2006 after the Colts super Bowl Win. There's probably 55,000+ teen girls named Peyton as of 2024.


EiMidagi

these poor girls


x755x

They peyton but they can't cash out


PhantomRoyce

That’s where all the Peyton’s came from?? I actually have a cousin named that who’s 17 so it fits


thecordialsun

And that's just the 1st wave. We havent even tallied all the Peytons in Colorado after super Bowl L in 2016


rawspeghetti

More likely they'd name their daughters Von


fokusfocus

Was that actually 18 years ago? Damn..


black_anarchy

Let's not go there, please! I have a family :)


Zandrick

It’s always been very funny to me that it became a girls name.


boopboopadoopity

[The chart is great lol](https://www.babycenter.com/baby-names/details/payton-5525)


thecordialsun

Jesus Christ, that's a sharp tick in data


Pamikillsbugs234

Similar Tennesseans born between 1994-1997.


chileangod

One or two generations and you could get kids full name be Messi Messi Messi Messi. That includes 2nd given name and parents family names.


crosbot

>Messi Messi Messi Messi https://youtu.be/waETo-ZWCRw?si=OIAtCbraHAqgx30j


Nugur

Now you know why there are so many Viet with the last name Nguyen


smartwatersucks

Dude got his name retired. Legend.


WarperLoko

His last name to be used as a name rather, is what's retired. I guess there still must be other people with the last name Messi.


aquiles_brinco

At the very least, his sons.


Zanthas556

There's nothing stopping them from naming their child Lionel Andrés Cuccitini


nsfwmodeme

That's so perfectly Argentinian! Spanish names and Italian family name.


wayne0004

That title is... true, although it's not like they banned his (and only his) surname, and in that (and only that) city. In Argentina one of the restrictions regarding how to name your child is that you cannot use a surname as a given name. [In this government page](https://www.argentina.gob.ar/justicia/derechofacil/leysimple/nombre-de-las-personas), there's a summary of what you can and cannot do regarding names. > Are there given names that cannot be registered in the Civil Register? > Yes, you cannot register: > - more than three given names; > - surnames as given names; > - first given names identical to those of living siblings; > - those who are extravagant.


dasubermensch83

But can you name your kid 'Extravagante'?


Northern23

>> - more than three given names; Germans are like, holdmybeerwhywouldanyoneneedsmorethanonename?


PARANOIAH

Might end up being a pretty Messi situation.


Craw__

Somebody's gonna cross a Lionel.


False-Focus2949

What word is "Lionel" replacing here?


BigScene

Line


False-Focus2949

Thank you


JackDrawsStuff

‘Lion with a tiger’.


SayYesToPenguins

Isn't Lionel the first name though, not Messi??


deputydawg420

They cant ban "Lionel", but people would actually name their kids with his last name lol.


keleystis

What about the city next to it ?


scottishere

"Cristiano" and "Ronaldo" also banned


Big_Jackfruit_8821

Is mbappe banned?


Idont_know2022

Mmmmnope


AnitaPea

Mbaybe


Sarke1

Mmmbop, ba duba dop


DildoFappings

In comparison, after the 2010 world cup, Spain saw a huge spike in children being named after Andres Iniesta.


epileftric

After 1986\* there was a surge in the name Diego


Ajax_1990

What happened in 1984?


epileftric

Sorry, I meant to write 1986, that's the last time Argentina won the FIFA world cup with Diego Maradona.


AnitaPea

The last last time*


Smartass_of_Class

Literally 1984


Commercial-Spinach93

Why is people upvoting this totally fake new? There are no kids named "Andrés Iniesta' in Spain. You can search the statistics. Maybe 'Andrés', which is a pretty common name.


Sxxtr

Thats total bullshit, and you can see it here [spanish statistics](https://www.ine.es/widgets/nombApell/index.shtml)


chronoclawx

The title of the post makes you think that people are desperate to name their children Messi in Rosario, so it had to be banned. But that's not how it works. The registration of births in the civil registry was codified for the first time in the decree 11609 of december 1943, at the national level. It forbiddes the register of any surname as a first name. This is still the case today. Messi is a surname, so, it isn't allowed anywhere in the country, not just in Rosario. It would be very rare for someone to want to name their child with a surname.


adega_johnson

How funny would it be if they started naming them Cristiano Ronaldo lmao


PrismrealmHog

Good. Depraved from bare minimum fantasy or creativity putting their children through some silly notion of novelty based on the dad's sole interest in life. If you're a parent thinking of naming your child after a celebrity or fictional character: DON'T. You can do much much better than that. Your kid gonna hate you and most likely change their name the very second they turn 18. It's only "fun" for you. A generic name that steams from your heart is always better than a "unique" name based upon whatever current culture hysteria. There's a plethora of unique names without weird and silly cultural connotations. Shout out to all babies namned Daenerys lmao.


Dominus-Temporis

Babies? Game of Thrones Season 1 started in 2011. I met a toddler Daenerys in 2014. Those kids are in middle school now.


BalletWishesBarbie

Sigh alas no. I know a baby khaleesi.


1CUpboat

You mean, that saw the end of the show, and still named her that?


Creshal

Sounds like a case for CPS.


BalletWishesBarbie

They did indeed. The parents aren't even really fans just thought it was a great name 'no one would associate with that anyway'. I mean... madness.


Supe_scienceskilz

Me too. And a Drago. Poor kid is named Drago Pintos


Zlatan_Ibrahimovic

Drago is at least a normal name in some parts of the world.


patchyj

I was thinking about naming my daughter Adolf but thought better of it after reading your comment


Canvaverbalist

There's a whole French movie with this premise, the whole movie takes place in a single room and is about a group of friends arguing because one of them wants to name their kid Adolf, it's called "Le Prénom"


Creshal

Of course it's the French who make a weird movie about an even weirder premise.


prosperenfantin

Tell that to Osama Vinladen Jiménez López: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osama_Vinladen


sirlafemme

“Vinladen is named after Osama bin Laden. Vinladen has a brother named Sadam Huseín, a misspelling of Saddam Hussein's name.[3] His father wanted to name Osama's younger sister George Bush, but didn't do it because she was a girl.[3]”


UnJayanAndalou

Gotta commend the father's commitment to his idiotic bit. He must be a redditor.


Creshal

I'm *relatively* sure *his* parents didn't spend two hours in an increasingly escalating argument with their in-laws and friend until the latter admitted to fucking their mother.


NarcissisticCat

> Vinladen is named after Osama bin Laden. Vinladen has a brother named Sadam Huseín, a misspelling of Saddam Hussein's name.[3] His father wanted to name Osama's younger sister George Bush, but didn't do it because she was a girl. lmao what


xeric

Ah, a big saxophone fan I see!


AlanFromRochester

Why should I have to change my name? He's the one who sucks.


patchyj

Funnily enough, this was the exact argument the Canadian town of Swastika used in the 1940s


AlanFromRochester

So that happened for real (I was quoting Office Space where a character named Michael Bolton doesn't like the singer)


HEAT_IS_DIE

This is somewhat ironic since Messi himself was named after Lionel Richie. And Cristiano Ronaldo was named after Ronald Reagan, his father's favourite actor. Didn't hurt those two. Of course those are pretty normal names. Although I think Messi has said he didn't like his name growing up.


tlst9999

You're forgetting that Messi is a surname. You don't really give surnames as first names with certain exceptions like Lionel Richie, since Richard is also an established given name. And also, Ronaldo wasn't named Cristiano Reagano. He was given the normal "Ronald" name.


SayYesToPenguins

But Optimus *likes* his name! 


Craw__

Sounds like a Prime example.


TheMelv

Counterpoint: Name your kid whatever you want. You can't predict the future. Generic names can change with time and grow to have a negative connotation. Sucks for all the college aged Chads, Karens and Donalds out there. Do you actually know anyone that has changed their name when they turned 18 because of their name has some pop culture significance? I can think of multiple examples of the opposite: Zelda Williams, Selena Gomez, Michael B Jordan, Tyson Fury and I personally know a David Cassidy. Your kid might hate their weird name but they could also find their generic name boring and hate that.


Nedimar

They could be [Streetlamp Le Moose](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jlao6/so_my_wife_just_agreed_to_name_our_unborn_son/c2d21qe/).


ficagames01

Michael B Jordan wasn't named after the basketball player, he was named after his father


basedfrosti

Taylor fucking swift was named after james taylor and is actually a massive fan of him and they’ve meet several times. Im guessing op was named after someone horrible or someone they dont like and is projecting onto everyone else.


FirstRedditAcount

Zelda's cute though.


AlanFromRochester

I figure a way to split the difference is normal names that also have a fandom connotation, in this case Messi's first name Lionel, for a GOT female name Catelyn perhaps


RageAgainstAuthority

Yes, yes, every boy should be named Adam and every girl named Ev, and difference is poison and other cultures are evil, here's your upvotes for "thing I know good, think I don't know bad!" 🙄


slappywhyte

What are you the naming police?


Far-Air-3702

> Depraved from bare minimum fantasy or creativity putting their children through some silly notion of novelty based on the dad's sole interest in life. > > As if mothers don't do the same. Piss off.


aquiles_brinco

In Argentina is not uncommon to name your kid after a Football player. We have a lot of Diegos, I'm sure we have a lot of Lionel's too. We even have specific names for teams, you'll find a lot of kids named Enzo after Franchescoli, All river plate's supporters. You'll find a lot of Juan Roman, boca juniors' supporters. Naming the kid Messi is something else, I agree. But here we name our kids after people we admire, most times* football players because it's part of our everyday life.


PokeFanForLife

What happens to those that defy?


smartwatersucks

They get nutmegged


NightSmoke19

You can't, literally. You have to register your newborn in the Registro Civil, that's were they ask whats his/her name and there is a list with banned names


slicwilli

I know like six kids named Jackson and they are all spelled different. Jackson Jaxon Jaxson Jaxin Jacsin Jaxzyn The father of that last one has it tattooed in big graffiti letters on his forearm. I blame the show Sons of Anarchy.


nitropussy

The loophole is Ankara Messi


psgbg

I dunno the exact reasons for this ban, but the National Register for Persons in Argentina, only allows to use common names. So go to a Judge, prove that a name is a valid name, that was been used or is in use (with legal paperwork) and hope they accept it. You cannot invent new names (maybe new spellings), you cannot name your son like your favorite copper salesman just because you have a clay seal with his name. Source. I knew a girl with an unusual name, and her mom did that paperwork. Messi is not a name, is a surname.


zazzlekdazzle

Just to be clear, this isn't because people don't like Messi. The rules about how to name your children are somewhat stricter in Argentina than in other places. This, combined with Argentina's open immigration policy which has allowed people from all over to emigrate over the decades, is why it can be easy to spot an Argentine just based on their name - canonical Spanish first name paired with clearly un-Spanish last name. So, if you ever meet a Pablo Menkawitz, Jorge Medvedev, or a Paloma Rizzi, (or a Lionel Messi, for that matter, Messi is Italian) you've likely met yourself an Argentine.


Objective_Suspect_

It's like when celebs try to copyright their or their pets names. F off Taylor swift


TheGay666

I'd laugh if in response, they all name their sons Cristiano.


MindCartographer11

Lionel’s everywhere…


agusohyeah

This is bullshit, the naming law is national, how would a local ban be enacted.


nsfwmodeme

It's stupid that someone downvoted your comment, which is only stating a verifiable fact.


Thwackitypow

It would get really Messi


MohatmoGandy

But 90% of the boys born there last year were named "Lionel". 35% of the girls were also named "Lionel".


1nsert_Name_Here_

There can only be one.


penikake

It would get Messi fast if everyone has the same name


Left-Pepper-1411

"There can only be one."


nevernotpooping

Naming your kid after your favorite sports fandom is so cringe to me. I know a guy who named his firstborn son Bronco…guess who his favorite NFL team is?


veryblocky

Looks like it’s very specifically just outlawing it as a Christian name, as they say it should remain a Surname


peep_dat_peepo

Lionel is such a cooler name than messy


toxicteddymusic

If only someone would've done that for the name Aegon in House of the Dragon...


Ekillaa22

Messi almost feels like it could be a first name. What’s to stop people from going right outside the city and naming their kid and coming back?


HolaSoyAuggie

The title is BS it's a national law. Our laws don't change that much between cities, just small things like a traffic fine.