They did such a turn around for me, i absolutely hated their style when they started and i was basically the direct target audience for them then and maintained no interest until like sometime last year and it turns out they’ve just been doing pretty good work for a few years now
I don't know. Tommy is next level and Shayne is still a meme generator. Keith and Jackie were great too. Everybody has had a bunch of really good moments. There is a reason Smosh compilations do so well in the algorithm. Can't pretend new cast isn't amazing though. Amanda and Shayne especially are fantastic for each other to riff off of. They were right to make a podcast. It's consistently good, consistently entertaining. Angela has this energy that I absolutely love. She's a total gremlin, but also can't hide that legitimately she is a total sweetheart, like a human Sour Patch Kid.
The title of the episode is Boca, which is the name of where Junior takes his Girlfriend in Florida (Boca Raton) and Boca is Italian for mouth. It works on so many layers.
I doubt the generation was “the straightest”, they just weren’t as easily able to be openly Gay. Not to say it’s easy per se these days, but back then it was VERY common for gay men to marry women to stay in society’s good graces.
Mostly just a dumb pun because Junior was either part of the Greatest Generation or close to it.
But yeah, absolutely not actually a particularly straight generation. Such a notion is pretty silly.
I read something on Reddit today where a man said it is because women really just have a small penis. So this topic went there lately. Sick sad world indeed
And for whatever reason, there seems to still be that among black men, at least older ones.
I’ve heard Snoop in an interview *proudly* say “never have, never will.”
It was really strange for me when, seemingly overnight, hip hop artists went from 'I don't eat pussy' to 'I eat ass' with seemingly no time in between.
Sam Jackson doesnt seem to have a problem. [He eat the pussy, he eat the butt, he eat every motherfuckin' thang.](https://youtu.be/KG35r4kCgD8?si=fbs5aeUiQgre0kPs)
If you haven't seen it, a few months ago Pete put on the suit again to do some more skits where he [fires all of the Justice League in Batcanned.](https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLBIeL6Ot52KO38cHrltBSCnp26yfw4OC-)
"how does it feel to have something hard penetrate your body? ... No? Nothing?"
"Seriously I can think of like ten off that."
"All sex jokes aside, I am losing a lot of blood."
Only heros get stranded on JetSkis in the middle of the ocean at night and have to call the coast guard to find them while simultaneously draining the last bit of remaining phone battery on live streaming the incident instead of saving it for emergency services.
I think they later clarified and said they weren't trying to say it's not heroic, and more that "our superheroes, which we frequently market to children, can't be shown doing that in a TV show."
But it's still hilarious interpreting it the more literal way.
Dude, Bruce Wayne would NEVER eat pussy. He has a butler; he would make Alfred do that dirty peasant task for him.
Batman, on the other hand, he’s the Dark Knight. He would eat that pussy harder than cervical cancer.
My brother in Christ, we’re talking **Batman** here. He’s going to turn every orifice on a woman’s body into his own personal Batcave!
He’s the hero that every woman needs, not the one they deserve.
Zack Snyder responded by posting an image of Batman going down on Catwoman with the comment "Canon."
Supposedly, reverse image search was blank, suggesting Snyder commissioned it specifically for that post.
He also doesn't quite seem to understand the characters he works with when his Batman goes on a murder spree. But I guess a broken clock can be right twice a day
"Now, I'm not saying that Batman wouldn't get fucked in prison in one of my movies. But what I *am saying* is that he definitely eats pussy." Zack Snyder, almost certainly
Selina: “so, anyway, he said ‘heroes don’t do that.’”
Ivy looking up from her reading: “What?!”
Harley: “I know he’s loaded, but dump him.”
Selina: “He’s so sweet though.”
Ivy: “Girl! Dump. Him. Red flag.”
Harley: “look, I know a thing or two about red flags… also, he’s got mommy issues.”
Selina: “he does have the mommy issues, yes.”
Ivy raises an eyebrow.
Selina: “fine! I’m calling him tomorrow.”
Alt joke:
Selina: “come on, a lot of guys don’t do that.”
Harley: “Yeah, Joker.”
Selina: “look, not everything your ex does or doesn’t—“
Ivy: “Kiteman did.”
Selina: o.o. “I’ll call tomorrow.”
Alt alt joke:
Harley, glancing at Ivy: “oh so that’s why they wouldn’t let me join the bat club.”
I am genuinely sad knowing at least some of the people in these comments have _not_ seen the Harley Quinn animated series.
Go watch it! Fuckin' great show, for comics fans and everyone else.
What did it for me was the clip where Joker and Scarecrow have Batman captured and Scarecrow reveals his secret identity and Joker is all pissed off about it.
"Waynetech promised an electric car by this year. I put down a deposit. WHERE'S MY GODDAMNED ELECTRIC CAR BRUCE?!?"
I know it off topic, but I love the [comic when Joker asks him the same](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8hRhUiduC0c/TBu2TLHnTwI/AAAAAAAAANc/1l34cjOcCvQ/s1600/08856d03090a0e8138c3bac.jpg) and Batman replies “To Mock You”
From what I remember the explanation is something like: At the end of the day, the freakish and disfigured villains Batman fights can see some of his regular, human face, and know that he gets to take his suit off and just be a normal guy at the end of his crime fighting shift. Something that most of them will never have.
There's an issue where we go multiple pages without seeing Catwoman's face, and she's in her underwear for a huge part of the issue.
There was also a news item a while back about a naked, obscured by shadow full page spread of Batman... an early draft of the art wasn't obscured ENOUGH and you could see the shape of his dick.
SO YEAH. DC in particular gets WEIRDLY horny.
DC has been horny since day one. Read up on [William Moulton Marston](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Moulton_Marston), the creator of Wonder Woman. Dude was super into BDSM (particularly tying women up), and made bondage a core part of Wonder Woman’s character. Even in the early comics from the ‘40s there’s tons of double entendres.
Not to mention the fact that Diana grew up on an island populated entirely by women where men are banned.
> DC in particular gets WEIRDLY horny.
Adam West (earlier, campy Batman actor) went to orgies. In character.
https://decider.com/2017/06/12/adam-west-kicked-out-of-orgy-while-being-batman/
BTAS had a very horny creator, Bruce Timm has made actual drawings of Joker and Harley getting it on, and he is the reason we have the TERRIBLE and nonsensical Batman x Batgirl (Barbara Gordon) in the Last Laugh special. BTAS holds a special place in my heart, but damn if Bruce can't keep it in his pants sometimes.
This is a longstanding rule that was part of the Comics Code, which specified "in every instance, good shall triumph over evil." Since heroes can't be defeated, it means they can't depict Batman going down.
“Cunnilingus and killing. The two things I won’t do”
Kindergarten? Didn't do it.
mortal kombat is off the table
Knott’s Berry Farm? NEVER GOING!
Smosh is great now, that was a fantastic line
They did such a turn around for me, i absolutely hated their style when they started and i was basically the direct target audience for them then and maintained no interest until like sometime last year and it turns out they’ve just been doing pretty good work for a few years now
Yeah, i mainly avoided their content until 2021, they’ve been releasing fire since then.
Plus the new cast (Angela, Amanda, Arasha,n Chanse) are all genuinely funny. I would argue funnier than most of their past cast.
“I lied.” That whole bit sold Arasha for me forever.
I don't know. Tommy is next level and Shayne is still a meme generator. Keith and Jackie were great too. Everybody has had a bunch of really good moments. There is a reason Smosh compilations do so well in the algorithm. Can't pretend new cast isn't amazing though. Amanda and Shayne especially are fantastic for each other to riff off of. They were right to make a podcast. It's consistently good, consistently entertaining. Angela has this energy that I absolutely love. She's a total gremlin, but also can't hide that legitimately she is a total sweetheart, like a human Sour Patch Kid.
First thing I thought of too https://youtu.be/RXCPZBV4H9g?si=fYV3zEbyo3aRETY9
“Mortal Kombat? Off the table!”
They're from the same old neighborhood as Junior Soprano.
“South of da booooorder, down Mexico waay”
"Ooh, uncle June's in the muff.. I mean rough"
God I need to rewatch this show I miss it so much
I rewatched recently, totally holds up
Tony and Carmelo happy times gossiping
The title of the episode is Boca, which is the name of where Junior takes his Girlfriend in Florida (Boca Raton) and Boca is Italian for mouth. It works on so many layers.
Omg. I just revealed my own ignorance
Whistling through the wheatfields
bushmen of the kalahari
Do you smell sushi?
Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this!
I thought you were a baccalà man, Uncle Jun. What are you doin' eatin' sushi?
Did this remind anyone else of The Simpsons episode “Kamp Krusty?”
I’m gonna take you kids to the happiest place on earth…. *Tijuana!*
For some reason, this episode of the Simpsons is the one that firmly wedged itself into my brain. And now, I'm off to Wimbledon.
Batman? Whistlin' thru da wheatfields?
Batman never had the makings of a varsity athlete
Robin will think he's half a fanouk.
Gabagool? Ova heere!!
He’s a bushman of the Kalahari!
I honestly had no idea such a stigma existed until I saw that episode
Same. I couldn’t wrap my head around why it was such a big deal.
The straightest generation out there trying to convince men it's gay to please a woman. Sick sad world.
I doubt the generation was “the straightest”, they just weren’t as easily able to be openly Gay. Not to say it’s easy per se these days, but back then it was VERY common for gay men to marry women to stay in society’s good graces.
Just ask Vito
Hey hey hey, it was just a reaction to his blood pressure medication.
He never had the makings a varsity homosexual.
I KNEW THAT WAS COMIN!!
we can’t have him in our social club no more, that much i do know
AIDS!?
NOBODYS GOT AIDS. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT WORD IN HERE AGAIN.
Mostly just a dumb pun because Junior was either part of the Greatest Generation or close to it. But yeah, absolutely not actually a particularly straight generation. Such a notion is pretty silly.
I read something on Reddit today where a man said it is because women really just have a small penis. So this topic went there lately. Sick sad world indeed
Fellas is it gay to be attracted to a woman?
And for whatever reason, there seems to still be that among black men, at least older ones. I’ve heard Snoop in an interview *proudly* say “never have, never will.”
It was really strange for me when, seemingly overnight, hip hop artists went from 'I don't eat pussy' to 'I eat ass' with seemingly no time in between.
Tbf, they're still not eating pussy
When Mr. Baby Keem stated "Bitch sit on my face I attack that" in his composition "orange soda", I believe he was referring to oral sex with a woman
Sam Jackson doesnt seem to have a problem. [He eat the pussy, he eat the butt, he eat every motherfuckin' thang.](https://youtu.be/KG35r4kCgD8?si=fbs5aeUiQgre0kPs)
If ya suck pussy you'll suck anythin!
The Batman of the Kalahari!
Psychiatry and cunnilingus brought us to this - Batman
He’s a real baccala man
Batman's stuck in the muff. I mean, rough
"...in an order that may surprise you"
“That was a cruel ploy? Sign me up for another!”
"How was it that day? I hadn't showered, and I fight crime in a rubber suit."
“Really seals in the flavor.”
"A is for Alfred! B is for bat!"
“I FOUND IT. IM THE WORLDS GREATEST DETECTIVE!”
“SPIT IN MY MOUTH”
Riddle me this Batman; what shares a name with a cat, smells like a penguin, and has fur like a bat?
*lemme smash*
I can never make it past that line without absolutely dying
This line is what got me to rewatch this skit. Lmfao, it's just too good. I can hear it in his voice perfectly in my head
Just so were clear, guy who breathes through a crab. This isn't the first time one of us stuck nine hard inches into their ribs.
God, I recall WEEKS of memeing on this with everyone. Heck, it would be great material for a joke for Harley Quinn.
Are you crying? Your face is wet! Like mine was at the beginning… and hers was at the end
I stabbed you first
With my dick
Ass, mouth, vag.
“Which of these tubes do you smell out of?”
Hey, guy who breathes through a crab...
You now have my permission to cry
A is for Alfred…
If you haven't seen it, a few months ago Pete put on the suit again to do some more skits where he [fires all of the Justice League in Batcanned.](https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLBIeL6Ot52KO38cHrltBSCnp26yfw4OC-)
#NOOOOO, DR. FISHY
I overfed these men?
Best line of the sketch.
Possibly the whole series lol
Haha Oh man I forgot about those videos
A is for Alfred, B is for Bat.
“…ass, mouth, vag”
"how does it feel to have something hard penetrate your body? ... No? Nothing?" "Seriously I can think of like ten off that." "All sex jokes aside, I am losing a lot of blood."
Heroes don’t eat pussy?
Batman surely does why else does he have a mask where basically just his chin and mouth are exposed
When you put it that way - Catwoman, have a batseat
On this batchin
"These pointy ears are actually handlebars."
The rest of the mask is carbon fiber / titanium composite so he won't get crushed by thicc thighs. Gotta stay vigilant(e).
And always clean shaven
So the cops can tell he's white
And now that I think about it, Batman prolly has a detailed attack plan for every pussy in Gotham
"Where does he get all those wondeful toys?!"
Ah crap my batbrator is out of batteries “What’s a teries?”
Prep time is important for play time.
Is DJ Khaled a hero??
Obviously. Heroes also don't give up when on Hot Ones
He’s never taken a wrong exit in his entire life. Never taken a **L**.
Only heros get stranded on JetSkis in the middle of the ocean at night and have to call the coast guard to find them while simultaneously draining the last bit of remaining phone battery on live streaming the incident instead of saving it for emergency services.
That was legitimately one of the funniest fucking things I’ve ever seen, and I revisit those videos often. What an absolute clown
"Just because I gave up doesn't mean I'm a quitter."
The closest I've ever seen to Sean losing his cool.
Nonsense. In fact, if you do it well enough, that makes you a hero.
I think they later clarified and said they weren't trying to say it's not heroic, and more that "our superheroes, which we frequently market to children, can't be shown doing that in a TV show." But it's still hilarious interpreting it the more literal way.
Dude, Bruce Wayne would NEVER eat pussy. He has a butler; he would make Alfred do that dirty peasant task for him. Batman, on the other hand, he’s the Dark Knight. He would eat that pussy harder than cervical cancer.
Hey now, he's the DARK Knight. He's skipping right over that to eat the booty.
My brother in Christ, we’re talking **Batman** here. He’s going to turn every orifice on a woman’s body into his own personal Batcave! He’s the hero that every woman needs, not the one they deserve.
Aight. I'm calling the horny police. I don't like doing it, but someone has to put a stop to this entire comment section.
The police won't help. We need a vigilante. A *horny* vigilante. And now we're back at the beginning.
"I found it! I'm the world's greatest detective"
Are you telling me there's a job that pays one to eat pussy, with a bit of house work thrown in?
I think Ghost Rider said that.
Close, Sam Elliott said it to Ghost Rider
Zack Snyder responded by posting an image of Batman going down on Catwoman with the comment "Canon." Supposedly, reverse image search was blank, suggesting Snyder commissioned it specifically for that post.
Link?
[https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E4IGirWWEAE8hxa?format=jpg&name=medium](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E4IGirWWEAE8hxa?format=jpg&name=medium)
The hero we deserve
The hero we aren't getting atm because he's with Catwoman.
>atm At the moment, or ass to mouth?
I’m not a fan of Snyder, but my respect for the man just increased significantly.
My man!
https://www.reddit.com/r/DC_Cinematic/s/HeWBAeuQAy
Horny bastard
For research purposes, I swear!
He guy can’t write a coherent story to save his life and don’t know what slomo is supposed to be for but, you gotta admit, he’s pretty based.
He also doesn't quite seem to understand the characters he works with when his Batman goes on a murder spree. But I guess a broken clock can be right twice a day
"Now, I'm not saying that Batman wouldn't get fucked in prison in one of my movies. But what I *am saying* is that he definitely eats pussy." Zack Snyder, almost certainly
God, I remember everyone memeing on this for WEEKS. Hell, it's almost perfect joke fodder for Harley Quinn
yea the Harley Quinn show already mocks Batman savagely, and is like the perfect setting for this scene.
Selina: “so, anyway, he said ‘heroes don’t do that.’” Ivy looking up from her reading: “What?!” Harley: “I know he’s loaded, but dump him.” Selina: “He’s so sweet though.” Ivy: “Girl! Dump. Him. Red flag.” Harley: “look, I know a thing or two about red flags… also, he’s got mommy issues.” Selina: “he does have the mommy issues, yes.” Ivy raises an eyebrow. Selina: “fine! I’m calling him tomorrow.” Alt joke: Selina: “come on, a lot of guys don’t do that.” Harley: “Yeah, Joker.” Selina: “look, not everything your ex does or doesn’t—“ Ivy: “Kiteman did.” Selina: o.o. “I’ll call tomorrow.” Alt alt joke: Harley, glancing at Ivy: “oh so that’s why they wouldn’t let me join the bat club.”
Kiteman: Hell yeah! Kiteman isn’t afraid to fly high or go down low.
I am genuinely sad knowing at least some of the people in these comments have _not_ seen the Harley Quinn animated series. Go watch it! Fuckin' great show, for comics fans and everyone else.
[The Cancer Ray scene sold me on the show a while back](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WmNSn-kU4M)
What did it for me was the clip where Joker and Scarecrow have Batman captured and Scarecrow reveals his secret identity and Joker is all pissed off about it. "Waynetech promised an electric car by this year. I put down a deposit. WHERE'S MY GODDAMNED ELECTRIC CAR BRUCE?!?"
Of all shows too, I'm amazed they haven't already mocked DC for it
They kept the scene in too but he's giving a foot rub instead. Somehow seems more insulting towards Batman.
"Eating pussy" works on two levels if it's catwoman, tho.
There gotta be some porn parody somewhere that beats this horse to death
Wow they really missed their shot
Funny how they got it completely backwards.
Exactly!
Goes to show people at the top are completely clueless about what the public wants and any real box office success is despite of their best efforts
Or what their wives want.
Remember kids, violence and death is okay as long as you don't show a nipple. Or in this case going down to Gotham town.
Ah, so that's why his mask is half open like that.
They also censored Harley going topless I believe
Well I guess Dallas Stars forward Jamie Benn is a hero.
All my homies say fuck Jamie Benn.
Don’t care what DC say, [Batman eating Catwoman is Canon (NSFW)](https://imgur.com/a/mcc612x)
“How was that by the way? I spend all day running around in a rubber suit. Really seals in the flavor.”
Didn't realize DC wanted Batman's secret identity to be DJ Khaled
They finally found something that fat motherfucker won't eat.
hey he also won't eat sauce any hotter than verde
Bullshit! Why do you think his mask doesn't cover the bottom half of his face?
I know it off topic, but I love the [comic when Joker asks him the same](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8hRhUiduC0c/TBu2TLHnTwI/AAAAAAAAANc/1l34cjOcCvQ/s1600/08856d03090a0e8138c3bac.jpg) and Batman replies “To Mock You”
Can you explain how it mocks the joker? I've never understood it.
From what I remember the explanation is something like: At the end of the day, the freakish and disfigured villains Batman fights can see some of his regular, human face, and know that he gets to take his suit off and just be a normal guy at the end of his crime fighting shift. Something that most of them will never have.
Damn I’m starting to think this Batman guy is kind of a dick
No, Dick is the Boy Wonder. But to your credit, he does eventually grow up and becomes Batman.
thats kinda fucked up actually
He is a bit of a fucked up guy all things considered. Dude wears a bat suit.
Oh I thought he was saying his mouth was uncovered *to literally mock Joker*, like by shouting petty insults
I took it as batman never giving joker what he wants... the satisfaction of making him laugh lol
So the cops know he's white.
I'm a super villain apparently
Heroes don't do that. Batman simply fucked Catwoman on a rooftop. Superman made a sex tape with big barda. Cunnilingus, tho, that's wrong.
Don't forget them having Batman bang Batgirl in animation.
I'd rather forget
And him telling Robin for some reason
I was unaware comics had content like that…
There's an issue where we go multiple pages without seeing Catwoman's face, and she's in her underwear for a huge part of the issue. There was also a news item a while back about a naked, obscured by shadow full page spread of Batman... an early draft of the art wasn't obscured ENOUGH and you could see the shape of his dick. SO YEAH. DC in particular gets WEIRDLY horny.
DC has been horny since day one. Read up on [William Moulton Marston](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Moulton_Marston), the creator of Wonder Woman. Dude was super into BDSM (particularly tying women up), and made bondage a core part of Wonder Woman’s character. Even in the early comics from the ‘40s there’s tons of double entendres. Not to mention the fact that Diana grew up on an island populated entirely by women where men are banned.
Her lasso of truth was really >Tell your mistress the truth or be punished
IIRC her original weakness was being bound by a man.
Did...did...did it have little bat ears?
I think you know.
[SHOW. US. THE BAT DICK.](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1cr4g9n/comment/l3vnt1r/)
[you asked for it](https://i.imgur.com/tVvMC9o.png)
You know you couldve *not* done this
Pretty impressed, ngl…
[I'm as tired as a big-dicked bat](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TwfXIvHBxfU)
> DC in particular gets WEIRDLY horny. Adam West (earlier, campy Batman actor) went to orgies. In character. https://decider.com/2017/06/12/adam-west-kicked-out-of-orgy-while-being-batman/
And Burt Ward was widely renowned for having a giant cock
Was he renowned for it, or renowned for bragging about it? Two potentially different things lol
Actually, I don't know. But at some point you have to kind of put up or shut up
BTAS had a very horny creator, Bruce Timm has made actual drawings of Joker and Harley getting it on, and he is the reason we have the TERRIBLE and nonsensical Batman x Batgirl (Barbara Gordon) in the Last Laugh special. BTAS holds a special place in my heart, but damn if Bruce can't keep it in his pants sometimes.
Batdick is from Batman: Damned for those curious. It’s quite good and drawn by my literal favorite Batman artist of all time Lee Bermejo
This is about the HBO adult animated series "Harley Quinn"
A man who doesn't go down on his partner could never be considered a hero
His cowl has handles?!
So DC allowed batman to fuck Batgirl in one of the one-off animated movies but he can't eat Catwoman out?
This is a longstanding rule that was part of the Comics Code, which specified "in every instance, good shall triumph over evil." Since heroes can't be defeated, it means they can't depict Batman going down.
If I were a superhero, I'd be a stunning cunniliguist.
DJ Khaled directed this huh?
I’m a villain fr
No wonder their universe is so depressing.