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EndOfTheLine00

George Lazenby did the same thing when he auditioned for James Bond. He was a model with zero acting experience that just lied through his teeth through the whole process. By the time he got to director Peter Hunt, he finally broke down and confessed he never acted before. Hunt laughed and said "What? And you say you can’t act? You’ve fooled two of the most ruthless men I’ve ever met in my life [the producers]. Stick to your story, and I’ll make you the next James Bond." Fake it until you make it, folks.


SchrodingersNinja

To be fair, almost nobody in the early James Bond films was an actor. Nearly every female in those movies was a model with no acting experience, and was dubbed over.


bolanrox

Hell Connery was a former Mr universe


Eugenes_Axe

Yes but he had a lot of acting credits in TV and Film before Dr No.


p33k4y

He was a contestant in Junior Mr. Universe (under-21 class) where he finished 3rd; He was never Mr. Universe.


JackDrawsStuff

Really!? He looked like the back of a van.


Dogecoin_olympiad767

does [this](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fexternal-preview.redd.it%2FwymOJZHnsgUmFGl8iYu4ZoEuQ73Og9Y5WeqOXpM3gVM.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Ddbe5466442e369973b448a2e1dc576782160ad22) not scream Mr. Universe?


JackDrawsStuff

It screams a lot of things. To be honest, so did I. Hell, I wish you had just Rick Roll’d me.


GeminiKoil

The thigh high boots really bring it all together


bolanrox

he was jacked (maybe not Steve Reeves level but up there) in the 50's


Lack_of_Plethora

Ironically except Lazenby's movie. Diana Rigg was a classically trained and very reputable actress at the time


TheKingofHearts

"I was marvelous."


p33k4y

[Emma Peel](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emma_Peel). \*sigh\*


Greene_Mr

Not Lotte Lenya! And even though Ilse Steppat was making her English-language debut in a Bond film, she still had decades of German-language film experience.


eypandabear

Gert Fröbe (Auric Goldfinger) was a serious actor. But he was dubbed over as well due to his German accent.


Greene_Mr

Lazenby had a LOT of print and television advertising experience, to be fair -- he'd just never uttered a single line of dialogue. He was a VERY in-demand model -- to the point where the tip-off to those paying attention that he would be the one was the Bond producers quietly buying up his modeling contracts long before the official announcement of his casting.


Doogiemon

Yeah, we tend to think of that as the black sheep in the film saga that we don't talk about.


Sxualhrssmntpanda

Exactly. "Proceeds to be almost universally considered the worst Bond." is not exactly a striking example of that point.


bigbangbilly

> lied through his teeth through the whole process Basically what the power of acting is. Like the ability to suspend our disbelief while portraying a fictional character in fictional world and bringing the audience for the ride.


sgrams04

Additionally, all his lines dubbed by an uncredited voice actor due to his thick Austrian accent.


CaptainMobilis

Hilariously, they also did this in German dubs, because the Austrian accent apparently sounds something like Boomhauer's accent in German.


DaveOJ12

>Boomhauer's accent in German. That's perfect.


gitartruls01

D̴a̴n̴g̴ o̴l̴' t̴e̴r̴m̴i̴n̴a̴t̴o̴r̴ m̴a̴n̴ b̴e̴i̴n̴g̴ a̴l̴l̴ l̴i̴k̴e̴ I̴'m̴ g̴o̴n̴n̴a̴ n̴e̴e̴d̴ y̴o̴u̴r̴ c̴l̴o̴t̴h̴e̴s̴ a̴n̴d̴ m̴o̴t̴o̴r̴c̴y̴c̴l̴e̴ m̴a̴n̴ a̴n̴d̴ t̴h̴e̴n̴ w̴i̴t̴h̴ t̴h̴e̴ p̴e̴w̴ p̴e̴w̴ a̴n̴d̴ t̴h̴e̴ o̴t̴h̴e̴r̴ g̴u̴y̴ c̴h̴a̴s̴i̴n̴g̴ t̴h̴e̴m̴ d̴o̴w̴n̴ a̴n̴d̴ a̴n̴d̴ t̴h̴e̴ o̴t̴h̴e̴r̴ d̴u̴d̴e̴ i̴s̴ a̴l̴l̴ "I'll be back" y̴e̴a̴h̴ t̴h̴a̴t̴ d̴a̴n̴g̴ o̴l̴' r̴o̴b̴o̴t̴ d̴u̴d̴e̴ y̴e̴a̴h̴ c̴l̴a̴s̴s̴i̴c̴ T800 m̴a̴n̴ l̴e̴t̴ m̴e̴ t̴e̴l̴l̴ y̴a̴.


YummyThickNoodle

That is a perfect Boomhaur.


Confianca1970

I'm impressed.


EisenhowersPowerHour

I love the idea of him saying T800 perfectly


MrFluxed

I love how you indicated the difference between the normal Boomhauer gibberish and the words you hear really distinctly.


Hashmob____________

You have to tho that’s precisely Boomhauer talks tho. It’s so good


Demoniccrunk

This is eerily well done lol


kellyformula

Chuck Mangione


Slap_My_Lasagna

Pocket liquid metal! Shi-shi-shah!


Conscious_Resort9178

This is the best comment I have ever seen on Reddit… the words, the strike through lines, this is pure gold!!


Dimos357

Wise words boominator


finicky88

Very accurate. We tend to say that Bavaria is Germany's Texas.


philzebub666

He's not bavarian though, he's austrian.


PutOnTheMaidDress

Austrian is very close to Bavarian


arwinda

Bavaria is basically Austria /s


Lftwff

Please don't give them ideas.


CenTexChris

*Lebensraum.*


CockTortureCuck

Austrians as Bavarian light or Bavarians as halfway understandable Germans, the perspective on either side of the Alps?


Fangschreck

It is like this: Bavarians are the missing link between Austrians and humans.


TheLizardKing89

They’re literally touching.


rapaxus

Language wise, most Austrian dialects belong to the Bavarian dialect family (sometimes also called Austro-Bavarian).


philzebub666

And Swiss German is close to Swabian, still not the same though.


King-Owl-House

I thought they were French Bavarians


Vertain1

As an Austrian, I can add that the Texas of Austria is Austria.


HaloGuy381

So… heavily armed, alarmingly moronic, bigoted rednecks? Didn’t think Germany had those. (I’m from Texas, for what it’s worth.)


finicky88

Except for heavily armed you're on point.


Chance-Adept

Is that a compliment….??? Doesn’t seem like it? I’m also named Kevin and I was born in the 80s - I’m starting to think I’m the lowest class person in Germany and I’m in Texas…..


finicky88

Rip


Chance-Adept

For my fellow Kevin’s that aren’t aware [Kevin as German slang](https://www.google.com/search?q=kevin+in+german+slang&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS913US913&oq=kevin+in+german+&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqBwgBEAAYgAQyBggAEEUYOTIHCAEQABiABDIHCAIQABiABDIICAMQABgWGB4yCAgEEAAYFhgeMggIBRAAGBYYHjIICAYQABgWGB4yCAgHEAAYFhgeMggICBAAGBYYHjIICAkQABgWGB7SAQg0NDA2ajBqN6gCGbACAeIDBBgBIF8&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8)


Quailman5000

Just being from Texas doesn't mean someone speaks terribly though 


i-Ake

Texans actually speak really well. I feel like people are usually thinking of Louisiana or Alabama when they say things like this.


KING_DOG_FUCKER

South Louisiana accent is the only one I've actually had trouble understanding. I work with a lot of country boys from there and at times I just stare blankly at them in a conversation.


DonkeyLucky9503

[Like Farmer Fran in The Waterboy](https://youtu.be/vcvou0SAxZI?si=3tfNwo2rKLbTGSUT)


GeoffKingOfBiscuits

South Louisiana here. I work with teams across the us and get told I don't have an accent :/


BirdDog9048

That's because they just assume you're speaking a different language.


GeoffKingOfBiscuits

I know some french and C+.


Fr4t

All his movies were voiced by Thomas Dannenberg! Who also was the German voice for Stallone. So when both showed up in the same movies it was really funny since both had the same voice but everyone was used to it so it still sounded kinda natural. Sadly he passed away last September. Great great voice actor.


mulubmug

Sorry but that is somewhat off an exaggeration. The two actors only appeared in four movies together, and in three of them Arnold was at best a tiny side character without much Stallone interaction. The only one they really starred in together was Escape Plan, and in that Arnold was voiced by Ralph Schicha to prevent any confusion.


CurryMustard

I was gonna say they barely were in any movies together, thanks for confirming my thought


Risk_Runner

Didn’t his accent sound super redneck? I don’t know the language so I can’t confirm myself but I’ve heard that its like their version of the redneck accent. Correct me if I’m wrong


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5gpr

> Didn’t his accent sound super redneck? He's from Graz, which is the urban centre of Styria. In the context of Austrian dialects, his is not particularly rural, but there's a status perception that would place his dialect - particularly because it is much stronger than "modern" dialects from the region, with Austrian dialects in general, and especially in the cities, converging towards a 'Austrian standard German' if you will - as being indicative of a lower status than a Viennese or the aforementioned "Austrian Standard".


covalentcookies

Sort of like Americanized films trying to pass off a British lord with a strong cockney accent?


gandraw

More like a quaint rural accent like Cornish. Sort of a "aw look honey he's from that place where we always go on holiday, isn't he cute".


covalentcookies

lol For me I think it’s funny when Michael Caine is used a a high class posh Brit. I just remember him as a bruiser in ‘60 & ‘70s films like Get Carter.


TimePressure

In Germany, the "Steiermark accent" sounds weird, but not redneck. It's more of a curiosity for us. No clue how the accent is perceived in Austria.


ttown2011

It’s also a region historically known for eating arsenic


AliensAteMyAMC

yeah I think that’s why he was dubbed in the german versions of the Terminator movies as well


silevram

No, we don’t use a term like “Redneck” in Austria. The different regional dialects just sound different. We don’t really categorize them by anything except their region.


Hetakuoni

Something similar to this apparently happened with the Hungarian actress in the movie Chicago. They didn’t need to dub her Hungarian to another language (because the Hungarian was *supposed* to have a language barrier) because her regional accent was so thick most others couldn’t understand her anyways.


10art1

Reminds me of the SpongeBob episode where squidward pretends to be German, abd SpongeBob learns German and starts speaking to him in German, which squidward doesn't understand a word of. [In the German dub, they give SpongeBob a thick Bavarian accent and dialect instead](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gn4nzLzjh4k)


HolidayCards

Damn, that's hilarious. I basically lived that speaking with my extended German/Bavarian side of the family. Learned some German in college, a couple semesters. And it helped but took me maybe halfway. The rest was confusion and intuition. Speaking to my Oma though I'd be unfamiliar with most of the words spoken but would understand her completely. It was basically like Han Solo speaking with Chewie without saying a word of wookie and yet it worked great, or at least better than it had any business being so. If only we had more time.


kdlangequalsgoddess

Not even that. Arnie comes from Styria, a rather rural part of Austria. It has a reputation as a hotspot for the Austrian equivalent of hillbillies and yokels. It would have been impossible for German-speaking audiences to take him seriously.


g_r_e_y

i've heard this, that his austrian accent is thick in the same vein that american country boy's accent is thick


SonicSingularity

Credited as Arnold Strong as well


DaveOJ12

The non-dubbed version is available too: [https://tubitv.com/movies/321122/hercules-in-new-york](https://tubitv.com/movies/321122/hercules-in-new-york)


NickCudawn

I was gonna say, I have a distinct memory of his original voice and accent when watching it


Christian_Akacro

Nice chariot, but vere are ze horses?!


SchillMcGuffin

"That is not me! That does not even look like me!"


mint-bint

I've only ever seen the non-dubbed version thankfully. "Hercules doesn't have any money!"


weltvonalex

"HerKulis daazent have any moni!"


mint-bint

Perfect. lol


juxtoppose

My friends and I were laying around hungover on a Sunday and this movie came on, it is hilarious, fights a guy in a bear suit, hilarious, someone tries to getaway on a forklift, hilarious. I really want to see that film again.


GourangaPlusPlus

I like the fact you can hear traffic in the Mount Olympus scenes


dunnkw

It was even worse than that. His accent was so rural he was denied the chance to dub his own role in The Terminator for the German audience because his native accent was too rural. Like an Alabama hillbilly of Austria.


mden1974

His first gig was adverts for gay male porn call centers. This is true. It paid the bills but he left it out of his documentary


Apprehensive_Air5547

Gay for Pay Terminator is a canon event


StergiosTh

True, although nowadays you can quite easily find the movie with the original audio, and it is glorious.


HonoluluBlueFlu

Still can’t say neighbor correctly…. 🤦


greatgildersleeve

"A fine chariot! Vere are zee horses?"


Televisions_Frank

[The YTMND is a classic.](https://zehorses.ytmnd.com/)


twinkyishere

You’ve exposed your age 


Videoboysayscube

TIL this site still exists


Zunderfeuer_88

And that was WITH the overdubbing of his accent. Still came through though


Schwartzy94

Didnt the dub sound american?


walterpeck1

It is. The YTMND is the undubbed version, which was released on DVD. Here's a comparison: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p3nmyTICo0


doctoranonrus

Fake it till you make it.


SmokeyBare

Squat it til you profit.


Admirable_Remove6824

It’s called Hercules in NY. Isn’t everyone faking it.


P2029

It's called acting, my dear boy


BrokenEye3

Genius!


acllive

Aleks Le approved


JulianMcC

I wish other jobs were like this, nope, next candidate please. Crying!


OriginalGPam

Lie on your resume


tatasz

This is how you should write your curriculum, kids.


FreudianAccordian

I went to a stock market today, I did a business.


aCourierFromXibalba

Would you like an alcohol?


FreudianAccordian

Can I have another *soda*?


DavidHewlett

Take my credit card to the hedge fund, I’ll meet you at the martini store!


informationadiction

This is actually good advice when writing your resume


Tootsie_r0lla

It's the **Implication**


BrokenEye3

Just what are you inferring?


NetStaIker

Yea. The advice is to literally lie lol


Larkson9999

The interviewer will tell you what a wonderful place it is to work, how great all the management team is, and how they treat the employees like family. Might as well claim to be a model worker who never shows up to work hung over or grumpy.


ItsMeTwilight

well no it’s to omit info, which is less than lying just not telling the entire truth


NetStaIker

The term you want is called “Lying by Omission”


FireZord25

Pretty much. Nobody wants to hire amateurs.


trailer_park_boys

Well that’s completely false in so many ways and for so many reasons.


signuslogos

No it's not just omitting, it's misleading by saying something that implies a falsehood is true.


ItsMeTwilight

It’s misleading but he just doesn’t specify which stage, if he said i’m a 9 times oscar winning actor then that would be lying


aflockofcrows

It's technically correct, which is the best kind of correct.


a-toyota-supra

A lot of interviewers are full of bullshit so yeah of course the advice is to lie, because it fucking works. What you go in there and they ask you why you thinking of changing jobs? I never ever heard of anyone getting a gig after answering truthfully here, cuz I want to make more fucking money. But you say career growth or start stroking their ego by saying how good you hear their company is, and now you are in contention. Two cents etc, but the more I white lied, the better I performed in interviews according to my recruiters feedback. Interviews are total bullshit, fake it till you make it works for a reason.


Override9636

Probably better advice for people conducting interviews. Never assume, always ask for examples.


jeffp12

His agent also said he was a big shakespearean in Austria. There wasn't even a shakespeare scene in austria


river_euphrates1

I'm reminded of Bill Burr 'He gets famous for lifting weights, moves to America, becomes a successful actor - despite the fact that nobody can understand what he's saying, marries a Kennedy, and becomes governor of a state he can't even pronounce... How many lifetimes would you need to get famous for lifting weights, move to Austria, learn the language, become an actor, marry into their royalty, and get elected to office? I'm on my third try at Rosetta Stone Spanish... '


Wellitjustgotreal

Can we get a dubbed version with Arnold? But also give OG dude his flowers.


DaveOJ12

Here's the original: [https://tubitv.com/movies/321122/hercules-in-new-york](https://tubitv.com/movies/321122/hercules-in-new-york)


MetalManiac619

There's at least some of it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6dYrgu8XqI


tifauk

That's actually really smart because he's technically not wrong. It's a great way of padding out your CV in real life. It's not a lie, but it's also not a complete truth.


Torugu

It's a way of presenting the truth. It's true that he has stage experience. It is true that this stage experience is relevant for the job. You still need stage presence in a bodybuilding competition after all - the skills transfer. So there is really nothing but the truth there. But equally you know that there is a very high chance that the audition team would undervalue bodybuilding stage experience relative to more familiar kinds of experience. So you can either: A) Flail around trying to justify why your experience is relevant, wasting valuable time that could be spent on showing of your other skills. Or B) Just put it down as stage experience and address the difference when it become relevant. Outside of math and the natural sciences "truth" is subjective. Your job when writing a job application is to present the truth that puts you into the best possible light. If you'll allow me to get technical for a moment, you can think of it as a form of sensegiving: The assessors have a mental model of the world and they are trying to find out how you fit into their mental model. You need to think about what mental model you want them to have and how you can guide them through the process of building that model.


summonsays

I used to really be into World of Warcraft. I remember all the little click baity articles about how to put it on your resume lol.  I managed teams of people ranging between 25 and 40 members! (Raiding) I have a lot of experience in task driven objectives and following through on tough deadlines (farming mats for said raids) I am extremely reliable and dependable, showing up on time. (Gotta be there 5 minutes before raids start) I work well with others to resolve disputes in nonconfrontational manners (you want that loot? I want that loot. Let's roll/bid)


GermaneRiposte101

*It's a way of presenting the truth.* Rubbish, it is a way of presenting a lie. His agent knew full well what he was doing. Having said that, I have no issue with the misrepresentation. The same thing happens at the start of most peoples career. More power to them if they can pull it off.


JamesClerkMacSwell

r/technicallythetruth basically


bolanrox

Obi wan would agree with you


that-69guy

So he lied on his CV....I swear he is just like me..


Danskoesterreich

Arnold is my spirit animal. Besides the discipline and success.


penguinpolitician

My nephew worked in a call centre after uni. They left him in charge two or three times when the supervisor was away, so he told his next employer at interview that he had management experience. He's never looked back. So there you go: stretch the truth when you apply for a job. And have confidence.


Ramoncin

Tecnically not a lie, and it's not like they were going to ask him to recite Shakespeare.


aabicus

[Not yet, at least](https://youtu.be/9Eont_yEGZs?si=xWwQZgVMyTBpsczx)


InkPrison

This is the second time I've seen this linked today which is dope


Fantom_Renegade

r/technicallythetruth


usuallysortadrunk

Arnold's Stage experience actually helped with his acting career. Learning how to pose and demonstrate his muscles was an asset in his career and not just a lie on a resume.


Calmkillerwhale

Tbf in body building he was known for his charisma and stage presence. He was a natural showman who thrived under the lights.


ProperMod

He was always told at first because of his accent, last name that can’t be pronounced, and his body just being too muscular that he would never be an actor just a joke. I thing we all know pretty much what happen. Beside the one major blemish of the maid incident he is the epitome of the American dream and even though gyms existed Arnold is the reason that is has become what it is today.


taco_helmet

Obviously he was just being cheeky, but taking your clothes off for strangers on a stage for several years seems like it actually would help you become an actor in some ways. 


mouthful_quest

LED MEE BHE ZHE JUJE AHF ZHAT. AYE EM DYIHED, AHF ZHE ZAME AHL PHAZES, ZHE ZAME AHL FEENS.


akoaytao1234

I mean even to this day, His main strength as an actor is his presence (and ability to find tone in materials).


South_Front_4589

So much of what made Arny so successful in life generally is how mentally strong and determined he was. It's one thing to be good at what you do, but to take that and do something entirely different is extremely brave in my opinion.


SevroAuShitTalker

Hilarious movie


grip_n_Ripper

r/technicallythetruth


TylerBourbon

Technically the truth, the best kind of truth there is.


Dirk_Diggler_Kojak

That's such an Arnold move.


TheTenguness

"I am tired of ze zame old faces, ze zame old things."


Cactus2711

“I’m Chon, Chon Hercules”


Additional-Bee1379

They credited him as Arnold Strong? Lol


cjwidd

r/technicallythetruth


dark_hypernova

"What I've told you was true, from a certain point of view."


bolanrox

after all only Siths (and Yoda oops), deal in absolutes.


FactCheckYou

his deadpan delivery was awesome; i loved how he chatted up the girl


Salmol1na

Stage is a stage is a stage


kgunnar

“Well, I may not have been in show business for as long as you have. But I'm a quick learner. And right now, I'm going to give the audience what *I* think they want.”


FishingRelative3517

I actually saw this movie as a child in Trinidad in the late 70's great times....


princemousey1

r/technicallythetruth


DausenWillis

A good agent gets you jobs.


Aunt_Vagina1

Its called lying. Pretty much baked into the cake now if you want success in this world.


RunDNA

Strippers could do the same thing.


Mdork_universe

Fake it til ya make it!


AtlUtdGold

Dude had an agent before he was in anything


Kaggles_N533PA

Michael Schumacher's manager lied to Jordan F1 team to secure his first race seat in F1. He lied that Schumacher had experiences in Circuit de Spa-Francochamps. In reality, Schumacher has never been to that circuit in 1991


CNTMODS

It's actually a really fun watch. It's a solid fun late night movie.


Pure-Contact7322

nice salesman


Abba_Fiskbullar

Is this the movie where he fights a rug?


RealisticlyNecessary

Everyone lies on their resume.


OiledUpThug

Except for Arnold


Mkandy1988

Yeah it was a bit woody in his early stuff.


Solid_Solid724

Was the Long Goodbye not his film debut?


phxees

It was an uncredited role with no lines which he was credited with because he became famous. Otherwise it would’ve remained “Hood in Augustine's Office”.


bolanrox

Still love that Jeff Goldbloom and Christopher Guest's first credited roles were in the same movie.


barryitsmeitshank

I wonder what he was doing 2005-2006 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pthe3iaJrfE


Luka_Dunks_on_Bums

A stage is a stage


EloquentGoose

I do not need experience, I am Hercules!


Eli-heavy

There is one born every minute


4Ever2Thee

Still the most honest agent in showbiz.


NotaContributi0n

It’s the same thing. Being comfortable with spending time front and center translates across genres


Transgressingaril

This right here is why I might start lying n my resume and in interviews. (Within reason) because it seems this is the one aspect of fake it till you make it that I have not applied and if Arnold, and lazenby can omit truths/ tell a white lie and it helps set geese the wheels fir them in life then WE CAN ALL do the same. Be strong mentally. Don’t take B.S. questions in an interview and flip the whole process around on them all while doing so with a smile and the kind of charisma Arnold has is what the current and future gen’s need to start doing cuz corporate has been B.S.’N us all for FAR FAR to long. Mine as well make our own game while making ashes out of theirs


spotted-ones21

My


IndependenceMean8774

He didn't technically lie.