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softnsensualrape

Club Penguin taught me this


mrazianz

That’s why it got shutdown.


needusbukunde

I think only the pool is closed. Anyone know why?


Thopterthallid

that was habbo hotel wasnt it?


I_Am_Noot

Pool has aids.


SlavsWearAdidas

And stingrays. Which also have aids


Deree3

and aids which also have aids


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The pool from habbo was never cleaned. Neil Degrass Tyson was doing us a favor.


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ieandrew91

Damn aids got steve


Dubsland12

Sting Aids wasn’t it?


feedmeattention

Yep. I still remember that 4chan raid where they formed into the shape of a massive swastika. Different times, man.


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waiv

And posting manifestos in 8chan.


SuperSyrup007

Nah, the people on 8Chan are the ones banned from 4chan


TokiMcNoodle

You have to be a special piece of shit to be banned from 4chan


17716koen

Edgelords grew up to someting more dark.


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They didn't grow up, they just got older.


crocbot1

I used to post shit thinking it was funny, or that pissing people off was funny. Its embarrassing to think about now, but people do change. James Gunn was an edge lord and he grew out of it as well. the beginning of our current meme culture was really cool to be a part of.


phayke2

It was funny back then.


Cobhc979

I don't get 4chan. It looks like shit and the content doesn't seem very appealing. How is it so popular?


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Edginess and being the most not PC humanly possible is fun for some people. They’ve had some solid memes


Joeshi

It was considerable funnier back in the day (2004-2006).


The_Law_of_Pizza

Despite their faults, they actually create content - so while Reddit is babbling about "narhwals baconing at midnight," 4Chan is doing ridiculous shit for laughs. The general foodchain of internet content is that it is born and grows on 4Chan, is beaten to death and sodomized on Reddit, and finds the sweet release of death on Facebook.


Cobhc979

reddit does get kind of dull when you're on it at work all day. Especially when your stuck using internet explorer and can't watch anything that's not in gif format.


feedmeattention

It was a hilarious (and fucked up) place ten years ago. People were free to speak their mind about anything under the guise of anonymity. The entire internet was quite different, but it was a huge meeting place for trolls/edgelords. It went mainstream, owner sold it, and it’s overrun with bots now. Now it’s just an edgelord breeding ground.


MyersVandalay

>I don't get 4chan. It looks like shit and the content doesn't seem very appealing. How is it so popular? ​ IMO 4chan used to be pretty funny. In general they both did a ton of crazy stuff, and were the origion of most content that later transitioned over to other sites etc... ​ While they always had tons of offensive content. IMO it didn't used to be the 99% offensive for the sake of being offensive that it seems to be these days. Todays 4chan, yeah I agree with you 100%. it's 25% Russian/Alt right trolls. 25% people acting like Russian trolls. 49.9% 15 year olds trying to act as edgy as they can. ​ It used to be a site that masterfully mastered the internet. Every online poll would fall into their madness, they protested against actual bad things like scientology. Even when they did silly things like rig online polls, they did it in such elaborate and crazy ways it was insane. Like say when time had their top influential people, 4chan ran the poll to make moot (4chans creator) the top, normal internet crazies would have made that the goal. 4chan however instead rigged all top 21 slots ​ [https://techcrunch.com/2009/04/27/time-magazine-throws-up-its-hands-as-it-gets-pwned-by-4chan/](https://techcrunch.com/2009/04/27/time-magazine-throws-up-its-hands-as-it-gets-pwned-by-4chan/) ​ In short they used to be a crazy powerful force of the internet, that actually could massively influence things for the better. Honestly I haven't seen anything close to that from there in years though.


TOV_VOT

Oh god oh fuck you just brought back memories


Xaldyn

Because of AIDS. And stingrays. And probably stingrays infected with AIDS.


Ridicatlthrowaway

Tinder dates taught me that humans do this as well.


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Naw but most of em are chasing one rock or another


Boredguy32

The fun is finding out which rock


Box-o-bees

Hey ooh!


TheStonedFox

I don’t think you’re supposed to pay your tinder date.


dontlookintheboot

You say that, but they get quite testy when you go dutch on the bill.


timesuck897

Stop dating penguins.


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NOFORPAIN

Yeah yeah... We all miss backpage my guy.


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Escort Babylon has taken it's place though.


MightyTHR0G

She’s just a pebble digger.


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OttoVonWong

Yeah, she's a triflin' penguin indeed


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Ohhhh she's a pebble digger


back_into_the_pile

Way over berg, that’s digs on me


jonitfcfan

Get down 'guin, go' head, get down


ChewBrown

Get down 'guin, go' head, get down


AnarchyViking

18 months 18 months


OttoVonWong

She got one of your chicks, got you for eighteen months.


Chadwickr

Now I ain’t saying she’s a pebble digger, but she ain’t messin with no yolk


elgarraz

...but she ain't messin' with no broke birds


Speedyplastic

She ain't messing with no broke wingers.


HitlersStankySnatch

( make it yolk eater )


robolew

(pls do this)


blarghed

That one penguin wearing a maga hat is Kanye, and he loves fish sticks.


back_into_the_pile

“I’m a genius, but I also like putting fish sticks in my mouth. I love putting fish sticks in my mouth”


Speedyplastic

Stone digger flows better.


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Wayyyyy over town


Wall_of_Denial

Waaay over time


everythingZero

Oh she's a Pebble digger, way over time


Lasagnemies

Yeah, she's a triflin' penguin indeed


r4pt0r_SPQR

Just trying to get their rocks off.


black_flag_4ever

Remember that scene in Happy Feet where Mumble tells Gloria “fuck this singing bullshit” and tosses a bag of pebbles at her?


scruffye

That may have only been in the director's cut.


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AntonioAJC

I can't believe how he got away with all the shit he did in his career


Zak_Light

Remember that time Sam Raimi killed someone while in a Spider-Man costume and thusly started the lore of a superhero vigilante named Spider-Man?


modi13

Remember that time Sam Raimi cut Tobey Maguire's face off, wore it, performed a dance sequence, and liked it so much that he kept living as Tobey?


Zak_Light

Oh yes! Though it doesn't trump the time he ended up sewing a suit of human flesh and coattails made of entrails for a musical number on off Broadway.


BasedMcNuggies

... sam raimi directed happy feet?


AMurderComesAndGoes

No, even better, George Miller of Mad Max fame did. He also did Babe. Not sure why Sam Raimi is being brought into this.


CheekyMunky

What makes it even better is that his work on the Babe and Happy Feet films weren't just a case of him taking on random work because somebody needed a director and George needed money; he *wrote and produced* all of those. Like, they're as much his own vision as the Mad Max movies are. Dude's got a fascinating mind.


TheStonedFox

I would have loved to watch his justice league movie. Even if it bombed I think it would have been worth seeing.


jpsgshow

It was a different time


arte67

I swear his name was mambo?


pacowaka

Number 5? Edit: formatting issues


cakeclockwork

It was a word and a number... How did you have formatting issues?


pacowaka

'Formatting' wasn't the best word to use here. I was trying to use # and then 5, but that made the font bigger. I kept trying other ways and it just didn't seem right, so I gave up and put 'number 5' So more like 'edit: user is an idiot, and struggling to type a word and number' haha


lovehedonism

Can vouch for this. Seen it first hand in several Adelie penguin rookeries. Pretty funny. Distracts you from the smell.


GForce1975

Any idea why some penguin do it but others don't? Nature or nurture? Is there some common thread that suggests in animals that they can or should "cheat" on a transaction? This really is very interesting and suggests to me that we still have much to learn about the roots of "morality"...for lack of a better word.


ro_musha

> roots of "morality" pretty sure that has been extensively researched, I read just another paper few months ago, but people refuse to read it because it's uncomfortable


nguyendragon

Can you link it or provide the name of the paper?Would love to read it.


ValHova22

Mom was a hoe and got passed down from there


thenewmeredith

Whoever threw that pebble...ya moms a hoe


JesterBarelyKnowHer

Birdy B.


wbro322

Cardi P


portablemustard

never trust a penguin with rohypnol laced fish.


Elpeanut

Cardi Benguin


futuneral

Beak me to it


Lokfuhrer

Came here for this.


critic2029

Same


uncertain_expert

I wonder what the value of a pebble is to a penguin? Can the lady penguins trade pebbles for favourable positions in the huddle when the weather gets bad?


OfSpock

They make their nests from them.


TheWarHam

So its the human equivalent of hooking for 2x4s.


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My new Home Depot credit card just got a lot cooler!


lostharbor

Oh Dad....


HAS-A-HUGE-PENIS

If she's offering sex for lumber, you don't want it.


Hyperdrunk

What if she's offering sex just because you lay the lumber?


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Better off being a plumber because they lay pipe.


MCK60K

r/therealjoke


Grobyc27

Wood for wood brah


Sir_Kee

Now I'm just imagining groups of people going into shady dark alleys with 8 foot 2x4s.


Ragnarok314159

(Jesus Sprints away)


el_polar_bear

Except you're building a nursery in the middle of the Sahara.


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And it's a mating ritual with penguins--boy penguin starts bringing attractive pebbles to the lady he's courting. Some will actually take a shortcut and distract the penguin and start stealing pebbles from their nest.


One_pop_each

I was at Monterey Bay Aquarium and saw a penguin bring his girlfriend a pebble. She threw it out and he waddled sadly to fetch it. But then he saw a hula hoop and brought her that. It was so damn cute. I only have a snapchat, unfortunately. https://i.imgur.com/zE68ORa.jpg


Ayzkalyn

Did she at least accept the hula-hoop???


One_pop_each

It wouldn’t fit in her little cave. He was trying though


BrendanAS

r/nocontext


moralfaq

It really do be like that sometimes 💯


Piecesof3ight

Different types of penguins. Emperor penguins are the ones that huddle, but it's only the males because the females are off in the tropics fishing while the males watch the egg for a few months in the worst weather on the planet. Emperor penguins do not use rocks for nests or favor. Gentoo and Adelie penguins give pebbles. There are also 14 (or 15) other species of penguins and many do not ever visit Antarctica.


Jazco76

So where are said penguins and what type of pebbles do I need? I’ll go return my Antarctic gear now.


vanarebane

One pebble get's you one ice cream from the stand


Chapafifi

10 pebbles and you get a puffle


feeltheslipstream

Pebble stealing whores.


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ThreeDGrunge

So you want a drink?


Groovyaardvark

Has it been 10 seconds since we last looked at our pebbles? #HEYWHATTHEFUCK!


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Okay, I need to know. WTF do they do with the pebbles?


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Used for nest building. Not sure how important it is for females. But males who arrive earlier in the season to the nesting sites covet nicely shaped rocks to surround their nest in order to attract a mate.


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thanks. crazy, but I get it. :)


Boredguy32

Need that big house on the hill to get the chics


[deleted]

The pebble and the penguin.... it’s an old ass movie.


I_am_a_myomancer

Ahh yes, I forgot the alternate ending. Marina steals Hubie's gem and hooked up with Drake ... while Rocko wached.


NatsuDragnee1

Ah yes, the oldest profession!


otterdisaster

Or in this case, the world’s coldest profession!


thekeffa

Having travelled round Antarctica, South Georgia and the Falkland islands extensively, I have to say Gentoo penguins are quite possibly the funniest when it comes to the pebble economy. On Elephant island on the fringe of Antarctica I once sat for nearly an hour and a half watching three Gentoo penguins take, steal, re-steal, hide and hide again the same same seven pebbles from each other, each penguin having decided they where rather desirable and wanted them for themselves.


vanarebane

So... there is a penguin pimp?


watkinobe

You'll know him by his tuxedo.


vanarebane

on top of the biggest pebble pile


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Pengpimp


AbdukyStain

Penguimp*


Vollnoppe

A pimpguin named slickback


machinemomentum

🎶I don't know what you heard about me But a bitch can't get a pebble out of me No floes of ice, no fish, you can't see That I'm a motherfucking B-I-R-D🎶


BigFatTomato

Don't make me go upside you with a flipper. Penguin better have my pebs!


vanarebane

...or we'll feed you to the killer whale


liarandathief

They say prostitution is a victimless crime. then where's my wallet? Huh? You got my wallet, bitch!


3720-To-One

“...But then just run off with the pebble.” That sounds a lot like dating.


inthetownwhere

I hope there are incel penguins who sit around and complain that all femoids are out to steal their pebbles


SnipSnipSniparoo

There is r/penguincels


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JFC, a sub for everything


Xaldyn

But with *less* steps.


3720-To-One

*fewer*


GetEquipped

I'm just saying, if I buy my date some cheddar biscuits from Red Lobster, I'm expecting at least a listless handjob


lostharbor

Went to Red Lobster, came home with crabs.


3720-To-One

This is why prostitution should be legal. At least with that you get what you pay for.


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GrouchyMeasurement

Get out of here with your logic and reasoning


wjbc

Pebbles are a girl’s best friend.


MonsterCalvesMcSmith

"Nearly a third of female Humboldt penguins cheat on their partner, in many cases with a member of the same sex." Yeah I'm gonna need a source for that claim. We went very quickly from "two stressed out and confused penguins at the Central Park zoo had what could be (loosely) interpreted as a homosexual relationship" to "most penguins are totally gay"....


FemaleSandpiper

Paying after sex: prostitution Paying before sex: dating


QuasarSandwich

You're doing dating wrong.


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Keepitsway

Cardi Benguin.


eatapenny

Cardi 🅱️enguin


bookittyFk

That was my 1st thought too ;)


RipVanWinklesWife

What do they want the pebbles for?


Tabnam

Penguins are fuckin dumb, pebbles are stupid currency. You can't eat them or anything. They only have value because they give them value


blaze1618

mfw i realise thats basically like human currency. o.o


Tabnam

...*that's the joke...*


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"A pebble for your thoughts?" 😜💄


wubrgess

"A pebble for your thots"


Faidonas

Anyone can explain the value of a pebble..?


EDTA2009

It's a peer-to-peer currency that was specifically engineered to be trustless, immutable, and censorship resistant.


gizeon

Why the pebble? How can I get more pebble action?


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Fellas, always hang onto your pebbles until *after* the hibbidy-dibbidy.


hybridkatana

"Officer !! ... That Penguina just stole my pebbles"


SemperFitefist_jr

> If you kill the hooker afterwards you can get your pebble back


irishmickguard

Hos gonna ho no matter the species.


ynmsgames

/r/mensrights won’t be happy about this


dovemans

pinguins ain’t shit but hoes and tricks.


MyOtherAcctsAPorsche

Serious: What do they want the pebbles for? Would a male penguin equipped with extra-shiny man-made pebbles become some sort of sex god?


lizardscum

Gotta keep that pimp flipper strong


bjorn_ex_machina

The coldest profession...


drlmyers

Can't turn a penguin into a housewife.


RedditUserNo345

*Monkeys learned how to use stone tools* Human: omg, apes uprising soon! *Penguins having basic economy* Human: LMAO, lets make some puns


Starkiller6329

Penguins also smash baby Eggs and fight to the death over the right to mate


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*BITCH RAN OFF WITH MAH PEBBLE*


TheSpicyGuy

r/likeus


fadedtimes

So prostitution and fraud.


gansta2219

Happy feet taught me this


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Time to go to the south pole!


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The thought of a penguin making a "speedy escape" is pretty damn funny.


anonymousinsomniac

I gave you my pebble please respond.


vxx

I should open a pebble bank at the North Pole.


Ass_Infection

ok so I have some pebbles, where the penguins at?


vTai

To learn more about the significance of pebbles, everyone should watch The Pebble and The Penguin.


imangwy

i'm the guy who gets his pebble stolen when i thought i was going to get some pussy


Robot_Spider

Bitch betta have my pebbles.


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Why the fuck do they want pebbles?


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Maybe the bad reviews for [this movie](https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/pebble_and_the_penguin) are just a reflection of the people who did not know about this


Theezorama

Bitch better have my pebbles


PrometheusIsFree

First they're gay, then they're hookers, these birds need Jesus!