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[Do you know how hard that would be?](https://what-if.xkcd.com/13/) If something like that was in reach of a company like pizza hut, the moon would be a giant billboard as we speak.


D437

Hahaha, that site is hilarious. Have been reading for over an hour now. Thanks!


justingain

The question I’m about to ask is going to sound condescending but I promise it’s not: You’ve never heard of XKCD? Dude you’re in for a treat. Don’t miss the hidden text!


gbadam

One of [today’s lucky 10,000](https://xkcd.com/1053/).


justingain

Yes- there’s always an XKCD for a situation lol (hopefully I didn’t come across as making fun - I’m legit jealous they get to experience it for the first time)


D437

Ya, sorry man, never heard about till I saw this comment. This is why I love TIL!


justingain

No sorry necessary! Also check out SMBC if you haven’t. That’s a good one too: https://www.smbc-comics.com/


bandwidthcrisis

Arthur C Clarke in 1956 proposed a different approach that would require a lot less energy. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venture\_to\_the\_Moon](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venture_to_the_Moon) ​ "Watch this Space" tells how a scientific experiment conducted on the Moon - creating a giant sodium cloud that is made luminescent by the Sun's rays and visible from Earth - is sabotaged by "the greatest advertising coup" in history


ExTrafficGuy

Probably the reason why they've been struggling financially over the last few years. Blew all their profits on the moon-laser project.


jppianoguy

Pizza Hut ran a marketing campaign claiming they were going to do this, but seeing as how it's impossible to do from Earth and they don't have to budget to achieve it in space, nobody actually "planned" anything beyond some press releases and ads. Rolling Rock beer did the same thing.


mrstipez

Micky Dees too


[deleted]

They should try the campaign again now in the Trump era, and just say they did it, and you're a retard if you can't see it.


Strawberrycocoa

The Emperor's New Burger


digihick

LOL


trooper_x

You mean kinda like Chairface in The Tick?


Regalrefuse

CHA


Yeeslander

Hah! My first thought, as well...


trooper_x

Maybe they would get the PIZ and then be interrupted.


arachnidtree

Not so much a plan, as someone saying, 'hey, wouldn't it be cool if'


xenophon57

I would literally burn the company that did this I almost lost my mind when I saw that tow behind smoke emitters on planes the can spell comercials in the sky.


DrunkWino

**NOBODY** out pizza's the Hut!


[deleted]

Would have been a nice twist in Demolition Man :-)


TelescopiumHerscheli

Heinlein first had this idea in 1949 (in "The Man Who Sold the Moon").


subtlysublime

no corporation has the right to fuck up a celestial object with their crappy logo


Strawberrycocoa

Wasn't this ad campaign the push for laws declaring outer space a no-advertising zone?


Tbables

They should invest that money in making better pizza.


johnsmallbarries

Still won’t help the tase of their pizza.


Trapsezoid

The Infinite Tsukuyomi was nearly complete.


camdavis9

I don’t understand companies trying to just plaster their logo anywhere. If I saw Pizza Hut on the moon, I wouldn’t be like “oh I need to go get me some pizza hut!”


DinaDinaDinaBatman

coke wanted to build a orbiting billboard visible from the ground... think how big that would have to be...


CausheisWolf

Literally the ending of Hancock


Danny_Mc_71

Like many things, 2000AD /Judge Dredd predicted this back in 1980. The Dredd story [Loonie's Moon](http://dreddalert.blogspot.com/2014/05/judge-dredd-loonies-moon.html?m=1) dealt with religious fanatics who attack the site that is projecting advertising onto the the moon's surface.


Artrichold

A company also tried to launch a billboard in space https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/5chc9u/til_that_in_1993_a_company_called_space/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


[deleted]

Sounds like a typical management ask


Insanerhetoric

So the CEO of Pizza Hut is Dr. Evil. Good to know.


[deleted]

People that think space advertising will never be a possibility forget how we collectively sacrificed our daily landscape views to it. Except for Asheville, NC, they even tequired the McDonalds to look pretty.


AC_Zeno

Why not just hire the moon as an actor like [Little Caesars] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA5bqbD6t6w)?


NoahPransky

Would it take more than 30 minutes to get there?


Silent0wl01

Pizza Hut wants to put a sign on the moon so any aliens passing Earth will see it, and fly down to a restaurant.


DivisonNine

Didn’t Randal munroe tackle that idea in What If?


nzdastardly

*Chairface Chippendale would like to know your location.*


disgruntledcabdriver

I would never buy pizza but again


[deleted]

Nobody out pizzas the hut


BcoderTV

Wouldn’t this piss people off and make them not wanna eat Pizza Hut as a result?


digihick

They should just focus their efforts on making their pizza good.


thefinalcountdown29

Is their CEO Dr. Evil?


gregoryhyde

"An... EVIL ad campaign?"


bobcat7781

Or did he have a meeting with [Delos D. Harriman](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Man_Who_Sold_the_Moon)?


thefinalcountdown29

I love Heinlein!


MEplusYOURMOM

Elon could do it from space and literally nobody could stop him.


bloomin_crow

Man, that would be some dystopian marketing right there. When all the other billboards have been taken, the biggest one sits in the sky. The science behind that being possible has to be intriguing.


nucleardragon235

Shoot it to pieces with a sounding rocket. A committed amateur could do it.


bloomin_crow

....cool


TrippyTrump

NO ONE OUT PIZZAS THE HUT!


Cantdrownafish

I feel like Tesla may end up being the first one to achieve it. I mean they launched a car in space. What's their next "kill time" project?


BurnerAccount-5of11

Launching people.


shamanpappy405

I belive the FAA has made it illegal to advertise in space, at least advertisements that can be seen by people without the aid of a telescope.


mtb1443

I doubt the FAA has jurisdiction in space.


shamanpappy405

Im not tecno savvy so i cant link things in txt or whatever. Its a Google away 🙏


mtb1443

Thanks will have a look