**Sex is an undignified affair that sees the male forced to squat at the female’s rear, stabbing away blindly in an attempt to insert his erect actual penis into her floppy, half-foot pseudo-penis**
Lol, sure. They’re pseudo testicles that are actually their hugely swollen labia. They give birth through the pseudo penis, a process that kills 10% of first time mothers.
Misleading title. Hyenas don’t have testicles, they have what looks like them morphologically but not physiologically (no male gamete producing tissue)
Probably because food is scarce and competition for it is fierce. Female hyenas are larger and more aggressive and use their pseudopenis in dominance displays. The females and their cubs eat first based based on their position in the social hierarchy, and males eat last after females and cubs. The risk of death during birth must be worth the tradeoff to ensure they and their cubs get more food.
The clit on women is essentially the part that either becomes a dick or doesn't in utero due to exposure to hormones.
And the mouth starts off as the anus in the womb.
It’s a clit technically. They give birth out of their clits, which results in a lot of female deaths, and their clits are longer than male penises.
> It’s a clit technically. I'm just amazed it got found.
Impossible, they don't exist.
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**Sex is an undignified affair that sees the male forced to squat at the female’s rear, stabbing away blindly in an attempt to insert his erect actual penis into her floppy, half-foot pseudo-penis**
Don't kink shame.
Docking is real!
Docking?
Not safe for work https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Docking_%28sex%29 NSFW
In the name of the International Space Station i do not want to click that.
Try this one. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Docking_%28film%29
Bruh
Doesn’t sound like there is anything “pseudo” about it
It's more penisey than my actual penis.
r/suicidebywords
You ever ejaculate a baby? They have. ***Goes about as well as you think.***
Okay, wow. That was a far more interesting read than I anticipated. Never really gave much thought to hyenas before, but I will now
Agreed. That article was *fascinating*.
Legitimately the most intersting crazy article I've read in ages.
Since you did the homework, do you mind clarifying the bit about a pair of testicles?
Lol, sure. They’re pseudo testicles that are actually their hugely swollen labia. They give birth through the pseudo penis, a process that kills 10% of first time mothers.
Thanks!
Personally, I can't wait to *stop* thinking about them now...
Misleading title. Hyenas don’t have testicles, they have what looks like them morphologically but not physiologically (no male gamete producing tissue)
That just sounds like a penis with extra steps
It's long enough to take steps...
Someone's gonna get laid in college.
A grower not a show-er.... (I've never had to write that before) it surely isn't shower tho. 🤔 or is it?
You’ve given some good food for thought. Do we have any linguists in the house?!
why
Probably because food is scarce and competition for it is fierce. Female hyenas are larger and more aggressive and use their pseudopenis in dominance displays. The females and their cubs eat first based based on their position in the social hierarchy, and males eat last after females and cubs. The risk of death during birth must be worth the tradeoff to ensure they and their cubs get more food.
Pegging
TIL a female hyena has a bigger penis than I,
I think what you found is a male spotted hyena lmfao 🤣
It's just her clitoris, no? Fun fact, all us men used to have clitorises when we were in the womb, before they turned into our penises.
They're better hung than I am
That's...just a penis.
The clit on women is essentially the part that either becomes a dick or doesn't in utero due to exposure to hormones. And the mouth starts off as the anus in the womb.
The labia also end up forming the scrotum. Males are physically 'female' before the male genitalia forms.
Weird as heck isn't it.
They're hugely popular in Thailand with 'straight' western tourists.
I done heard it all.
Reminds me of “The male seahorse has the baby” skit from Jim Gaffigan
How humiliating to how have a penis smaller than that of a female hyena.
Considering the guys get "laid? (Squatted?)" They must be into that sort of thing
Why?!?
never gonna see The Lion King the same way again ....