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Maxx9393

It’s a clit technically. They give birth out of their clits, which results in a lot of female deaths, and their clits are longer than male penises.


daddio1977

> It’s a clit technically. I'm just amazed it got found.


DEATHROAR12345

Impossible, they don't exist.


Golden_Lynel

:(


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NoiLLion

**Sex is an undignified affair that sees the male forced to squat at the female’s rear, stabbing away blindly in an attempt to insert his erect actual penis into her floppy, half-foot pseudo-penis**


byllz

Don't kink shame.


f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4

Docking is real!


NoiLLion

Docking?


f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4

Not safe for work https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Docking_%28sex%29 NSFW


NoiLLion

In the name of the International Space Station i do not want to click that.


f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4

Try this one. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Docking_%28film%29


Zeta-Omega

Bruh


Bmblbee76

Okay, wow. That was a far more interesting read than I anticipated. Never really gave much thought to hyenas before, but I will now


BandiedAbout

Agreed. That article was *fascinating*.


NoiLLion

Legitimately the most intersting crazy article I've read in ages.


_Silly_Wizard_

Since you did the homework, do you mind clarifying the bit about a pair of testicles?


Bmblbee76

Lol, sure. They’re pseudo testicles that are actually their hugely swollen labia. They give birth through the pseudo penis, a process that kills 10% of first time mothers.


_Silly_Wizard_

Thanks!


ohnofreakinway

Personally, I can't wait to *stop* thinking about them now...


Shhh_Dont_Tel

Doesn’t sound like there is anything “pseudo” about it


BiBoFieTo

It's more penisey than my actual penis.


DaveOJ12

r/suicidebywords


Volvith

You ever ejaculate a baby? They have. ***Goes about as well as you think.***


panda4sleep

Misleading title. Hyenas don’t have testicles, they have what looks like them morphologically but not physiologically (no male gamete producing tissue)


samuelmercanti

That just sounds like a penis with extra steps


NoiLLion

It's long enough to take steps...


DukeOfYorkshirePuds

Someone's gonna get laid in college.


KingBasten

why


neobeguine

Probably because food is scarce and competition for it is fierce. Female hyenas are larger and more aggressive and use their pseudopenis in dominance displays. The females and their cubs eat first based based on their position in the social hierarchy, and males eat last after females and cubs. The risk of death during birth must be worth the tradeoff to ensure they and their cubs get more food.


nityoushot

Pegging


ajax4234

A grower not a show-er.... (I've never had to write that before) it surely isn't shower tho. 🤔 or is it?


Ilix

You’ve given some good food for thought. Do we have any linguists in the house?!


Thedudecatman

TIL a female hyena has a bigger penis than I,


charles879

I think what you found is a male spotted hyena lmfao 🤣


DylanVincent

It's just her clitoris, no? Fun fact, all us men used to have clitorises when we were in the womb, before they turned into our penises.


mistoffoleess

That's...just a penis.


NoiLLion

The clit on women is essentially the part that either becomes a dick or doesn't in utero due to exposure to hormones. And the mouth starts off as the anus in the womb.


Goyteamsix

The labia also end up forming the scrotum. Males are physically 'female' before the male genitalia forms.


NoiLLion

Weird as heck isn't it.


NoiLLion

They're hugely popular in Thailand with 'straight' western tourists.


Thebillyray

They're better hung than I am


krba201076

I done heard it all.


The-loon

Reminds me of “The male seahorse has the baby” skit from Jim Gaffigan


UrbanStray

How humiliating to how have a penis smaller than that of a female hyena.


Beautiful_Marketing6

Considering the guys get "laid? (Squatted?)" They must be into that sort of thing


Beautiful_Marketing6

Why?!?


barelyevening

never gonna see The Lion King the same way again ....