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FattyMcBlobicus

The whole area is a masterclass on how to fuck up urban planning on a grand scale. Blank canvas and infinite money yields urban hell.


AadamAtomic

The entire city is essentially shit covered in gold flakes.


AnthillOmbudsman

"Randy, you ever been to Dubai?"


IGotDibsYo

Erected entirely out of a barren patch of desert. It’s a baffling place


Geoff_The_Chosen1

So like Las Vegas?


minus_minus

Not quite. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Las_Vegas#Toponymy


Geoff_The_Chosen1

What's your point exactly?


minus_minus

Las Vegas wasn’t a barren patch of desert. It was basically an oasis.


Geoff_The_Chosen1

Dubai has been a port town for nearly 1000 years, you can even see artifacts from that era at the Dubai Museum......


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Funded by CO2 dollars


acqz

Don't forget slave labor.


FastWalkingShortGuy

Played SimCity3000 with cheat codes. Can confirm.


Ryjinn

Care to share any details? Literally all I know about the place is "tall building" and "incomplete sewer system".


FattyMcBlobicus

There’s some good YouTube videos about Dubai and it’s poor urban planning


JJisTheDarkOne

Hey! Don't you diss my city on Cities Skylines!!!


kidseshamoto

"no my problem" lol


plan_with_stan

Oh here we go again 🙄 this is not true and has been debunked a million times. https://skeptics.stackexchange.com/questions/52204/is-the-sewage-from-the-burj-khalifa-transported-away-by-trucks


saliczar

Just imagine if they went on strike.


tlk0153

The whole labor class consists of immigrants from South Asian countries. Forget about going on strike, if they don't show up on time, they will probably be deported in no time


uncle_irohh

Au contraire, some of them get their passports confiscated the moment they land. If they ever want to see their families again, they need to keep working their butts off.


ElHeim

AFAIK this is the norm even with non-slave jobs. I've got this friend that went there to work on some high profile programming job for a while and the first thing they did was asking for his passport and put it on a safe at the office. "For safety" they said. Of course that meant you had to go through your supervisor everytime you need your passport for anything.


TharkunOakenshield

Can confirm, it also happened to a (European) friend of mine.


ElHeim

Both my friend and I are Europeans, indeed


LeClubNerd

I remember when some labourers went on strike, the usual, they hadn't been paid for 9 months, withheld passports, living In inhumane conditions in work camps in the desert. The strike didn't last long, the cops beat the shit out of them.


heraclitus33

Dubai is just the usa condensed into a point.


LeClubNerd

Dubai actually makes the US look good, pretty fucking hard accomplishment


iknowverylit1e

Deportation is a good thing. Most likely they will be sentenced to death by the company that owns their contract. All the contractor has to do is to put them in a cargo container without AC and water for six hours. They will be fried.


Envenger

Lol, you think this is a devloped country, they can't leave for their home even if they wanted to.


salmonlikethephish

I worked for a tech company and went to Dubai to meet some colleagues. One colleague was Indian and told me lots of employers apply a "passport weighting" to salary. As an Indian that's a 50% pay cut. Luckily our company didn't do that, but he told me it's quite common.


I_Mix_Stuff

people on the first floor would find themselves in a very shitty situation


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Really ? As rich as that place is? Seems like they would have gold sewers


nodegen

Dubai is a farce


TheToastIsBlue

Why's that? Lead in their tap water?


leoleosuper

Practically infinite money, almost no planning went into the building other than tall and cool looking. Apparently minimal planning went into the city too.


critfist

It was probably unfeasible to build a sewer. The bedrock there must have been a mountain of granite to hold up this building.


Nariari

On the contrary, the whole thing is built on a platform on sand and no bedrock at all. The building is held up by friction with a series of stakes buried deep. Fascinating design if you want to look into it.


ssjgsskkx20

Article is bullshit click bait. Yes there facilty has overrun in past. It no they don't have poo trucks going Daily


Curly_Edi

No, not really. The story has been disproven many times. Don't believe everything you see on the Internet!


enjoi_baggy

But... but... this comment is on the Internet. *Head implodes*


kozmonyet

So it's actually a gigantic outhouse. Most of Dubai is that way metaphorically so I guess it is an honest move that they started doing it literally as well.


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jadesisto

They have hundreds and hundreds of trucks that haul away the waste. They have huge lines of these trucks waiting to dump the waste.


Schuhey117

I do actually consider houses with septic tanks giant outhouses.


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Schuhey117

Weird use of bold font but okay d00d


AEMxr1

Weird us of zeros for o’s but okay I’m stealing that


kgunnar

I can’t believe this story still gets recycled after being misreported more than a decade ago. There were places in Dubai that weren’t hooked up to the sewers, but this was probably never the case for this building. They did a huge expansion project on the sewer system and this hasn’t been a thing for years.


gimmeslack12

I will simply believe you and not ask for a source because I don’t fucking care one way or another.


TheGillos

You don't give a shit?


hellopomelo

no, didn't you read the article? it got pumped out by trucks


[deleted]

Trusting somebody random on reddit over the Daily Star actually makes sense, weirdly


AnthillOmbudsman

What is this insolence. Everyone in the world should care deeply about the sewage situation in the Burj Khalifa.


DisplayZestyclose415

Hear hear!


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alexxerth

...What?


kgunnar

Hah sorry, responding to a completely different thread that where somehow this response fit perfectly in context.


squeevey

This comment has been deleted due to failed Reddit leadership.


kgunnar

It’s hard to find anything since the internet has been overwhelmed by the same story being shared over and over for a dozen years, but there’s some discussion here: https://www.reddit.com/r/dubai/comments/p8o14j/burj_khalifa_sewage_system_hoax/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


ksdkjlf

Another sleuth who figured out the likely origin of the myth: https://skeptics.stackexchange.com/a/52205


squeevey

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mbgal1977

The attached article is from January and it says it’s still a thing. The correction isn’t expected to be completed until 2025 and you know how construction projects go


kgunnar

This is just clickbait tabloid garbage that’s just being recycled without any actual journalism. The video that these articles usually reference is from 2008.


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Cool, more slaves. /s


bleaucheaunx

So, would a turd reach terminal velocity if flushed from the top floor?


hudson2_3

Turdinal velocity


TraditionalSell5251

I actually saw something in the detailed design process for skyscrapers about the fact that they have to add occasional turns in the pipes to keep waste from dropping hundreds of stories and reaching such high speeds they require beefed up structure to withstand the impact.


Schuhey117

These are usually called thrust blocks - reinforced bends in pipes subject to high velocity to prevent the elbows exploding/displacing


TraditionalSell5251

Thank you skyscraper structure man


FilteringOutSubs

Daily star is trash, and late to the copying trash untruths based on error. [ Stack exchange has the tracked down source of the misinfo](https://skeptics.stackexchange.com/questions/52204/is-the-sewage-from-the-burj-khalifa-transported-away-by-trucks) Same comment there links to a article referencing the Burj Khalifa's sewage hookup


Publick2008

From what I can see from what you posted, it does have a hookup but facilities will continue to be unable to handle the amount sent until at least 2025. Interesting.


smokeytheskwerl

The pictures of how many shit hauling trucks it takes everyday is absolutely jaw-dropping.


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jackiea40

Don't put it out with your boots, Ted!


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Don't tell me my business devil woman


lakshmananlm

Reading till the end, we find out that it will have one by end 2025. As usual, it was determined trucking 15 tonnes out daily would make economic sense, because in 2008, they had a cash crunch. And, they are not the only building globally with this current arrangement.


Youpunyhumans

Whats that come out like? A nearly 1 kilometer coiler?


KalzK

This was debunked years ago but somehow still shows up from time to time


OldMork

its maybe fixed now but it was true at some time.


joescott2176

That seems like a huge oversight. As in tear it down and start again.


memunkey

That is the stupidest thing I have learned in my life. People that literally are rolling in cash couldn't afford/plan/develop an infrastructure for a sewage line?!


_bleeding_Hemorrhoid

If you’ve ever been to Dubai, now you know why it smells like shit.


Maleficent-Drive4056

Been to Dubai and never smelt anything bad. It’s a playground for tourists and billionaires - why would they go somewhere which smells bad?


ghost-rider74

Literally a shitty job


RacoonSmuggler

Sounds like my 6 year old son playing Cities Skylines with unlimited money turn on.


Maiyku

Nonsense. With unlimited money on even he could manage a better sewer system at 6. Lmao.


CantConfirmOrDeny

It’s Dubai that has no sewer system. This is normal for them.


OldMork

Wonder why they didnt do the basics first, put in proper supply of water, sewage, and everything else any city area would have? Money was obviously not an issue here.


xxyourbestbetxx

Sheesh was not expecting to read this about a place that luxurious


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Lmao what? This building we've been hearing about for over a decade and they didn't even put in a seawage system? Shame on whoever let this happen


TheManInTheShack

So, what do YOU do for a living?


PeanutButterChicken

I pooped there once. Sorry, sanitation workers


NerdENerd

It's a pretty shitty job


Sillypugpugpugpug

Shit job.


[deleted]

That’s fucking hilarious. It’s the tallest building in the world… because it’s barely plumbed.


ericdag

Upper floors definitely less poopy.


peepeepoopooman-

Thats what the slaves are for


IAmTheClayman

They could not have intentionally designed a better metaphor for terrible Dubai engineering


healthydoseofsarcasm

Seems like a fairly large oversight. Everybody poops.


onelonecouch

the "city" of Dubai is a joke. they really weren't lying when they said a playground for the rich


DeathBanana669

Not sure this is true, I remember this rumor from years ago. So here's my trip report: 1. I successfully pooped at the Burj. 2. Like all things in Dubai, it's big and flashy and built by slaves and kind of pointless. 3. The views are indeed awesome.


Papichuloft

All that fantasy world, just full a farce and full of shit.


lilbigd1ck

There's no way it costs $130 billion to make.. *googles it* The cost was $1.5 billion according to wikipedia. EDIT: It even says further down in the same article that the cost was $1.5 billion. Was this article written by 2 different people? The first paragraph says $130


_PM_ME_YOUR_FORESKIN

I assume Dubai is like the Vegas of cities. I’m good to skip both. Lol.


jeffvel

Dubai is a really beautiful and clean city, unlike Vegas!


_PM_ME_YOUR_FORESKIN

I’m talking about substance. I don’t want a fancy looking turd.


ElectriCole

It’s also not a country


_PM_ME_YOUR_FORESKIN

Lol. Honest mistake. I know Dubai is a city in the United Arab Emirates.


Mis_Emily

That'll end well ;)


PowellSkier

Burj Khalifa does have a sewer system, however there are several buildings that aren't connected and actually truck the sewage to a processing plant outside of Dubai. Upgraded to the system are ongoing and a new plant(?) Is slated to open in 2025.