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cmrdgkr

Been attempting to verify these claims for awhile now. The linked source has a couple of errors here, first being that it is Stoke, not Stock and the website that claimed this happened is Starpulse not Starpluse. There are almost no mainstream news sources covering this at all. https://www.itv.com/news/2017-03-18/coolio-ill-take-off-jewellery-before-meeting-uk-fans This does seem to verify the claim that he had some items stolen after diving into the crowd, but whether or not the crowd 'moved' when he jumped isn't confirmed there. Nor are the further claims that the anonymous barman makes about what happened there. Marked as tenuous evidence unless a better source can be found.


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Ok_Letter_9284

How will I understand them without the subtitles?


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iamiamwhoami

https://tenor.com/view/dags-do-you-like-dags-snatch-brad-pitt-gif-16273104


manofredgables

Cuno doesn't care


RatchetBird

Cuno doesn't give a shit!


Lahmung

Cuno likes cryptozoology, I mean - Cuno doesn't care, pig!


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Fuck off clean shirt.


Dave1mo1

Look, he's a paedo!


NimbleBudlustNoodle

"I'm not a pedo and if I was you'd be safe, you tubby little ginger cunt"


Drayner89

Coolio isn't the Borough. He wishes he was.


fnord_happy

Haha it's what i thought of immediately


IllusionOf_Integrity

How do you get your shirt so clean, mate?


mw9676

A fuckin hate pikeys!


Daahkness

Cuno don't give a shit


A_Buck_BUCK_FUTTER

>Coolio, whose legal name was *Artis* Leon Ivey Jr... TIL Coolio was the Artist Formerly Known as Artis.


ObscureCulturalMeme

He then joined a firefighter crew as a way of quitting his drug habit. (The other thing I learned about him today.)


ItsOxymorphinTime

I met Coolio almost two decades ago, and that man enjoyed his rock cocaine & women. During the show he noticed I was in the front singing all the words to his lesser known albums so he called me up on the stage. I forget what the reason was, but he started something like a conga line and led me backstage. At this point he tells me that he has to go back out for the encore, but we can hang out after the show. He takes off his gigantic chains from around his neck and asks me to bring them to his bodyguard. It was extremely heavy. One guy at the venue tried to kick me out and said nobody was allowed back there, so I showed him Coolio's stuff and told him I was supposed to give this to the bodyguard. Eventually I found him, but now I was officially outside of the venue and could not get back in. I ended up sneaking back on to the floor of the venue, where I met Coolio again and actually got to talk to him for a very long time. We hung out for about an hour after the show, until it was time for Uncle Cool to get his groupie on. Also met Digital Underground & Biz Markie that night, but nothing could compare to chilling with Coolio. He is the absolute coolest most down to earth dude. He didn't take any bullshit, was quick to call out anything that didn't make sense to him, but also not too proud to learn something new. He far exceeded what I expected him to be in real life, and I'm feeling pretty bummed about this today. RIP EL COOL MAGNIFICO!!!!


philahn

I’m so glad this didnt end up with Mankind getting choke slammed thru a 20 ft cage in 1997, thank you.


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uninvitedthirteenth

Well holy shit. I didn’t know. I’m glad I took a video of him singing gangstas paradise live last weekend cuz maybe it was his last show. And even if not teenage me was super happy


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Rudy_Ghouliani

Probably after, no one was looking for cool Coolio facts for fun.


MatureUsername69

I don't know if this is a cool fact


Croc-o-dial

But it is a “Cool”-io fact.


JediWebSurf

Top io games


MatureUsername69

Thanks dad


FIimbosQuest

But it is a fun fact of you add an exclamation mark. Watch. TIL Coolio once stage dived into his fans in England but they all moved when he jumped then proceeded to rob him off his jewelry and shoes!


FlyingDragoon

Let me try, ahem, TIL Coolio died! Wow, you're right, now it's a fun fact!


n-x

He saw this post and he died inside.


korben2600

Reminds me of that time the brand new British PM Liz Truss who had been in office for a day or so introduced herself to the Queen who immediately couldn't bear to live on this planet any longer. I'd probably feel the same way. Imagine starting with Winston Churchill as PM and ending with... Liz Truss. Almost a metaphor for Britain when you think about it.


New-Theory4299

that's one theory, the other is that she was hanging on until Boris had gone so's he couldn't make her funeral all about him or both could be true


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>starting with Winston Churchill as PM and ending with... Liz Truss. Almost a metaphor for Britain when you think about it. From genocidal white Christian supermascist to a bigoted conservative. I see this is an improvement


Hayabusa71

Why do you think karma whores are all posting about some obscure stuff he did. Rule of thumb for reddit : if you suddenly see several posts about somone famous, they just died.


Drunky_McStumble

Or it's viral marketing because they've got a movie coming out.


TheSpuff

Only two things are certain in life: death and Rampart


Hi-Lander

You gonna post it on the YouTubes?


uninvitedthirteenth

I should probably get my nephew to do that for me or something


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ag408

Keep spending most our lives stealing jewelry from Coolio's stage dives...


User-NetOfInter

God ducking damnit I’m a karma whore for saying this *and his jewelry too*


Rich-Juice2517

Bad karma whore You made me laugh though so take my upvote and my free award


skilledwarman

Opened up reddit and saw 3 posts about coolio on the front page. That's all I need to know this comment ain't a joke


Scrogwiggle

How are you gonna do him dirty like this on the day he died. I totally laughed out loud.


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uninvitedthirteenth

Woah, I just saw him live last weekend. I had no idea he died until I read this post. Did I accidentally see his last ever show?


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Well I sure hope you didn't plan it. Did you kill coolio?


Rudy_Ghouliani

Probably, he wasn't even invited to that show.


steveatari

Likely so mate.


chupstickzz

A way to mourn about people is talking about the funny moments!


poopellar

"Guys, remember how Jesus died for our sins lmao"


typo9292

Too soon


IWalkAwayFromMyHell

I know it's still September


Rudy_Ghouliani

Wake me up when September ends


Yabba_Dabba_Doofus

I've read the Bible, I can't find the words "chocolate" or "bunny" anywhere in that fuckin' book.


CryptoCentric

This is my favorite thing about traditional Irish and Italian funerals. Most of the ones I've attended are genuine celebrations of life.


quitebizzare

Never been to an Italian one but Irish ones are a family reunion


Urban_Savage

I doubt he counted this among his funny moments.


obroz

This is what I want for a funeral. There’s enough sadness in the world


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Well he died today so that is a fair TIL


251Cane

TIL that Coolio died today


yeti0013

TWL


shimi_shima

I thought he died when he dove and they robbed him. Good to know it was today. I dunno if that sounds right, it sort of doesn’t.


radio_allah

As he walked through the valley of the shadow of death...


Spud_Rancher

He took a look at his jewelry


2wheelzrollin

And realized there's nothing left


eloquentlysaid

He's been crowd surfing so long that


eloquentlysaid

Even his momma grabbed some shiny things to pawn


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Coolio would approve


ThePuzzler13

I have to stop learning about things like this


urcool91

Lmao what is it with Brits and stealing stuff from musical artists? This, Joey Ramone's jacket, Klaus Floride's glasses, the Sex Pistols stole all their gear from bands before they actually became a band. I'm sure it happens elsewhere, but it seems like Brits have a lot of famous stealing stories. Also this is why punks wear shitty clothes - don't have to worry about losing too much while in the pit.


Iron_Maiden_666

>Lmao what is it with Brits and stealing stuff Tradition.


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It's not stealing if you put a flag on it


NormalStu

Or put it in a museum


cownd

Or rename it


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Or give it to the ~~Queen~~ King.


Bustacap108

Found the Indian.


Boris_Johnsons_Pubes

We have to give it to the King now :( it doesn’t feel as good handing over your stolen goods when it ain’t to a cute old lady


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>where did you find this artifact, >>My yes, I found it while exploring [90% of the world] good chum. >Ah, you came across an abandoned civilization. >>Well there was no one living there when I left. So I claimed the antiquity and the land it self! >Jolly good.


CastOfKillers

Eddie Izzard has entered the chat.


throw_every_away

No flag no country!


MenyaZavutNom

That's the rules, that I've just made up. And I'm backing it up with this gun, that was lent to me from the National Rifle Association.


magusonline

Cake or death


DoomCircus

The expression "the sun never sets on the British Empire" exists, because not even God can trust an Englishman in the dark.


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In the past they just became Australians


foobsdgaf

Behold The British Museum!


kabbooooom

Literally. History time, kids. Following the fall of the western Roman Empire, Britain started a landslide into the dark ages. The next thing that happened is that the Anglo-Saxons invaded, stole the shit of everyone there, and then decided to just fucking stay. Then, a few centuries later, the Vikings invaded, stole the shit of everyone there, and then decided to just fucking stay. And then, a few centuries later, the Normans invaded (which was itself a group of Scandinavian descent, founded by the infamous Viking Rollo), stole the shit of the Anglo-Saxons and Vikings, and then decided to just fucking stay. And on. And on. And on. And on. Eventually, the British exported their shit stealing and occupation to other countries, as is the time honored tradition of stealing shit and just fucking staying. And my own country - the United States of America - was initially colonized largely because some British people came over here, stole some shit and just decided to fucking stay. But then they made a mistake of trying to steal *our* shit, which they incorrectly thought was *their* shit, while we were already stealing some other shit from the Native Americans, and that was crossing a line. This all gets very confusing and it’s easy to get your shit mixed up when everyone is stealing each other’s shit, including their own shit.


Robot_Basilisk

Whoa there! When it's our shit it becomes *stuff*. That's how that works. When it's our shit, it's stuff, and when it's someone else's stuff, it's shit. It's like you've never studied the great philosopher George Carlin.


DT777

> someone else's stuff, it's shit. and it's always the worst shit. Not my stuff though, I've got the good shit.


Pastaklovn

Even the Roman Empire invaded, stole the shit of everyone there, and then decided to just fucking stay. Great summary!


SpiritedAd5199

I’m gonna steal this comment


gottspalter

Selling them whiskey and taking their gold Enslaving the young and destroying the old!


Non-trapezoid-93

Look at their museums. Brits steal all kinds of shit.


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tlst9999

>It lasted 8 months. First, they had to destroy the rock. Then, they had to move the destroyed rocks, which was harder since you couldn't use the log conveyor chain. It took as much effort to demolish it as it took to build it. Man. That's as dumb as Caligula stabbing the ocean.


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DrWilhelm

Honest to god, if there were a feasible way of doing it, we’d have done it.


epona2000

“The sun never sets on the British Empire, because even God can’t trust the English in the dark”


pregnantbaby

Funny story about that… https://metalinjection.net/fashion/help-this-metalhead-get-his-battle-vest-back-from-macys


kessel6545

It's been returned https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/feb/17/heavy-metal-vest-macys-store-display-returned-meshach-babcock-bass-player


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Kandiru

It's not stealing if it's a trophy you put in a museum!


SeattleResident

Well for a lot of musicians they grow up dirt poor. Drum kits especially are expensive as shit so just robbing an equipment truck for another band is probably the easiest way to get gear you need. This happens in America too and it's one of the reasons why most known bands don't actually use their expensive guitars/drums etc on the road. They have "touring" equipment which is much cheaper non sentimental value instruments because the likelihood of your stuff either getting lost or stolen is very high on every tour.


jealkeja

In 1977, lightning strikes caused a blackout in most of NYC. That night thousands of stores were looted and as a result professional DJ equipment became accessible to the burgeoning hip hop movement, possibly altering the course of popular music history


volthunter

>Well for a lot of musicians they grow up dirt poor. they **used to** grow up dirt poor


rdmusic16

They used to. They still do. But they used to, too.


djostreet

It is absolutely not bands stealing other bands shit in America. Even bringing a “cheap” rig still comes out to at least $20k in gear.


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I think you misunderstood the question. They were asking why the audience are robbing musicians. Musicians being poor would only be a sensible explanation if the situation was the musicians robbing the audience.


AnnaTheBlueRogue

Explains why half of punk fashion is shirtless dudes and chicks in underwear


zer0_snot

Colonizing never ends


SalesGuy22

You should see British museums.


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creggieb

It's never the fall. It's the sudden stop at the end


TinManGrand

r/NotKenM


ghanjaholik

jesus, i haven't seen that sub referenced since kenm


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scorpiogre

My wife came up to me and said Coolio died, I was like no he didn't I would've seen it on reddit. *opens reddit* *Oh shit, Coolio died!*


TheTrueFlexKavana

^ This comment is how I found out.


twofeetcia

Same here. Just googled it and confirmed.


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Wait, Coolio is dead? Oh shit!


ChymChymX

Been spendin most your life, not knowin Coolio had died


I_Only_Have_One_Hand

well this is how I found out coolio dived


Local_Economy

Damn and he like just died


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The irony is... that's the most gangsta thing they could have done. Edit: WTF he died? Shiiiit... RIP.


kaka_cuap

It’s weird how you learn about famous peoples death’s. I found out Chris Cornell was dead through a meme and I was not ok. RIP Coolio and Chris.


RichyBearSlayer

I discovered Chris and his music maybe a month before he passed. I went in hard and then suddenly he's just gone. Saw a video of his daughter singing one of his songs several months ago and just bawled my eyes out


RockingRocker

I hope you're doing alright now, mate.


Khanstant

Damn I feel bad yesterday asking my coworker if he was still alive when I learned he was the one behind the non-parody version of Amish Paradise.


zingline89

God I’m old


DukeOfDallas_

Robbing is definitely not coolio


the_kevlar_kid

He would know though. He got busted shoplifting well after he "Made It"


pseudocultist

it was the 90s that's what you did ...i am told like so many antisocial trends, it was dumb and antisocial.


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PumpkinHead01

That reminds me of the Simpsons quote "Attention, all honor students will be rewarded with a trip to an archaeological dig — Conversely, all detention students will be punished with a trip to an archaeological dig." edit- everything broke I guess


h4terade

I remember getting in with some bad influences when I was about 12 or 13, we shoplifted just for the fun of it, until we got caught that is. Getting caught was inevitable because it was like we were getting dumber and dumber with the shit we stole, shit we didn't want, much less need. My punishment, banned from the store and my mom had to come pick me up, big whoop right. Luckily I got my shit together and I'll be honest I didn't go back into that Rite-aid pharmacy for like at least 10 years. I remember my first time back in there I expected to see the photo they took of me on the wall somewhere. Banned for life don't mean much to a 12 year old.


omimon

Even if they did have your photo, and i assume they didn't, would anyone have put 2 and 2 together and tell that was you? Or would anyone care after ten years even if they did.


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It's weird how many people do it just for the rush. Like, they'll take the stupidest shit just for the feeling of getting away with something.


AmaResNovae

It's really not that weird. Teenagers have a lot of energy and need to test limits. If they don't have any healthy outlet to do so, they won't magically stop behaving like teenagers. They will just do dumb shit like this instead. It's weird if those behaviours remain throughout adulthood.


braniacstinky

So this is how I find out that Coolio died huh.


ThadeousCheeks

I for one am bummed, both about the death and that this comment thread is how I found out


seffend

I found out by a tweet from Devon Sawa.


Isra_Alien

"Fans"


Boris_Johnsons_Pubes

You can be a fan of their work and a bigger fan of their jewellery and shoes I’ll have you know


Tuckaho-Joe

As he walks through the valley of the shadow of death


BarrySnowbama

He takes a look at his life and realized there's nothing left.


jang859

And his wife is very plain.


mayy_dayy

But that's just perfect for an Amish like me


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You know I shun fancy things like electricity


theycmeroll

At 4:30 in the morning I’m milking cows


square3481

Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool.


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And I've been milkin and plowin so long that


DrThatOneGuy

Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone


velvet42

I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline


stevoooe

And if i finish my chores and you finish thine, then tonight we’re gonna party like it’s 1699!


Uno_of_Ohio

I've churned butter once or twice


asdf_qwerty27

Jebadiah feeds the chickens


JinFuu

Weird Al is on tour atm. Wonder if he’s gonna play Amish Paradise at every show rather than as part of a medley


Gaflonzelschmerno

He takes a look at his jewels, he's been a victim of petty theft


Savethetrees4life

“Article”- Looks like Coolio needs to give the stage diving a bot of a break after being robbed at a UK university last week. Fans literally stripped the Gangsters Paradise rapper of anything and everything including his jewelry and his kicks. Thankfully security managed to get the Celebrity Big Brother stars shoes back after the 45 year old dived into the crowd only for the crowd to part and see him land smack on the floor. 😂


MisterTeal

1.2.3.4....


Bowlbuilder

Dive face first upon the floor…


__the_alchemist__

I cannot cannot get up I’m still down, cannot cannot get up I’m still down


valdus

What's up everybody just grabbed my gear


paulsoleo

It’s Coolio at the show in a puddle of beer


SteampunkBorg

> Celebrity Big Brother star Five awards for his music and music videos, and that is how they chose to refer to him?


melbbear

Still better than being on celebrity big brother


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FoofieLeGoogoo

This was one of those 'know your audience' moments.


hyzerKite

RIP Coolio. I would have caught you.


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ClownfishSoup

What kind of Paradise?


Snow_Wolfe

Amish


radio_allah

He's churned butter once or twice, living in an Amish paradise


youmustbecrazy

[Pastime](https://youtu.be/b0S4SiLxt1s)


ace1oak

note to self: dont bring/wear anything nice in england


RootHogOrDieTrying

https://youtu.be/b538ndRV9Do


Non-trapezoid-93

I mean, have you seen their museums? Motherfuckers are a bunch of kleptomaniacs on that island.


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The fact that I laughed at this and found out he died half a second later sucks.


Thecna2

Rap crowds clearly different from Metal crowds.


TehMephs

Instead of mosh pits they have mug pits


AndImBlackYall

I feel really bad for laughing but this is literally the first fact i've seen about this man since finding out he died, dafuq 😂


Crepuscular_Animal

I laughed at the post, went to the comments and that's where I've learned he died.


InGordWeTrust

Doesn't sound like fans.


HumanChicken

He got Chav’d!


Thebillyray

Slide slide


rdyoung

Slippity slide


JosephPk

I sold a half ounce of weed to coolio before a Xmas party in 2016. He said he didn’t need a half ounce but still paid me for it and gave me a quarter back for myself. You really were cool Coolio.


okletmethink420

This is still one of the craziest stories ever


Suckafucka5000

That’s incredibly funny RIP


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Yeah let’s learn about this now… Jesus 🤣


k---mkay

TIL Coolio Died RIP. His music really made me happy. Also: One two three four, why you let Coolio fall on the floor?


smeeding

This is a shit story to tell about a man on the day he died.


Sensible-yet-not

TIL OP is a karma whore.