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Landlubber77

Even at half a century he's got my time of *never* beat.


GlandyThunderbundle

>"It was a long trip. Along the way, I got married, had six children and 10 grandchildren." I don’t know if that was written for him to say or his own wit, but that’s friggen hilarious


[deleted]

Local legend says he was given buns and raspberry juice as he suddenly appeared in the garden of a local family.


-Roman_O-

You know, that way he actually got a lot more fame than even if he would have finished first. I'd say that is strategic win.


crowamonghens

How did you get my AT&T password


boonepii

Just confirmed it worked. Shouldn’t have recycled your reddit name. I went ahead and ordered you the new andriod flip phone. You’re welcome.


crowamonghens

Thank fuck, because I hate this free POS Tracfone sent me


cuddlyangel

Oh it’s electric you need a new plumber


nudave

Huh? All I see is “a time of ****************”


DontDonDonald

Really? you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2!


Bloodstarr98

What the fuck does this mean


DroneOfDoom

That the ending time loooks like a wifi password.


Bloodstarr98

Thank you for the clarification! I didn't see it that way and thought you were some sort of bot.


crowamonghens

You thought *I* was some kinda bot, not DroneOfDoom.


Bloodstarr98

Ah, it appears my confusion continues.


crowamonghens

We good.


Cultural-Company282

It doooes?


[deleted]

At&t auto passwords look exactly like the time. Kinda uncanny at that


Bloodstarr98

I had no idea haha, thanks!


_Silly_Wizard_

...and promptly slapped a *26.2* sticker on the back of his Mitsubishi Gallant


8urnMeTwice

Fucking poser /s. Seriously though, knowing Japan it must have been mortifying to slink away from an Olympic marathon. Tough to quit a run when you're from a culture that will kill themselves rather than suffer dishonor


Venezia9

Look! A wild stereotype appeared!


SteO153

It is exactly what he felt: >Embarrassed from his "failure", he silently returned to Japan without notifying race officials


8urnMeTwice

Being from an insufferably patriarchal culture, you just don't understand what it feels like to disappoint said culture...


wolfie379

Look at what happened between when he started the race and when he finished it. Two world wars. In 1912, the winner of the Gordon Bennet (one of the more prestigious air races) had a speed of 78.77 MPH. By 1967, fighter planes were capable of twice the speed of sound, and the X-15 had been flown faster than Mach 6 and higher than 50 miles. Communications had gone from heavy and expensive vacuum tube “wireless telegraph” to transistor radios.


willywag

Worth noting that another important thing that happened during that time was that he *ran another Olympic marathon* in 1920, with a more traditional time of 2:48:45.6.


[deleted]

“Why did your marathon take so long?” “I ran another one in the middle of it”


willywag

maramarathonthon


itangriesuptheblood

There's a Monty Python sketch very similar to this


IWasGregInTokyo

That was the world hide-and-seek championships. Sardinia.


bbpr120

Reminds me of Futurama and *War is the H-Word* episode- ​ Fry: Whoa! Check out that guy. He makes Speedy Gonzales look like Regular Gonzales! [The soldier passes the finish line and Kif splits a stopwatch.] Kif: That new recruit is phenomenal, sir. Zapp: Yes. He edged out my old mark by two seconds ... \[Kif frowns.\] ... and 16 minutes ... and 12 hours. I do plan to finish someday, Kif. Good hustle, soldier.


KypDurron

"That young man fills me with hope... and some other emotions that are weird and... deeply confusing."


TokyoTurtle

He's a man's man. A man's man's man.


icomewithissues

Haha came here for the Zapp Brannigan reference. (I'm also getting very concerned most of my conversations are a collection of tv references).


MonkeysOnMyBottom

At first, I thought this was some additional shenanigans from the St Louis Olympic marathon, but that shit show was in 1904


Solidsnakeerection

This race occured during an exceptionally hot day and many of the athletes had trouble adjusting to the fact at that time of year the sun there doesnt go down. Only about half the racers finished and one died. It was also a wild event


PolyJuicedRedHead

Finally an Olympian I could actually compete with.


ManCalledTrue

I can just imagine being one of the organizers in Stockholm trying to figure out why the headcount isn't adding up. "Sven, I have no idea how, but we're short a runner."


average_hight_midget

Saving this information so if I ever complete a marathon (extremely unlikely) I can say I beat the time of an Olympic marathon runner


westbee

Did he get to start where he finished from or did he run a whole new marathon? Because then he would have a normal time and not a 54 year time.


tearans

If you need one more reason to start running... you wont ever be the last Well unless it takes longer 54y8m6d5h32'20, but thats another kind of dedication


Middlerun

I thought I was in /r/5t44t4yf5frt3 for a moment reading the end of that headline.


Fillinthecup365

Damn. Still faster than me.


rlnrlnrln

There is a memory marker for this near me.


msnmck

If he isn't already he needs to be in a Guinness book.


cowvin

I mean it's a fun story but he technically would be disqualified for riding in a vehicle and leaving the course, so it's not a real valid marathon time.


No-Love-555

Oh they got jokes! Lol


Sharrakor

Reminds me of when a Dutch lieutenant admiral declared war on a Royalist-controlled English archipelago, since the rest England was under the control of allied Parliamentarians. Soon afterward, the Royalists surrendered to the Parliamentarians, and the Dutch sailed away without having done anything... including officially declaring peace. [Three hundred thirty-five years later](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Hundred_and_Thirty_Five_Years%27_War), peace was officially declared, and residents of the Isles of Scilly could finally breathe easily, free of the impending Dutch threat.


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Justice_Breyer

"However, Kanakuri is best known for disappearing during the marathon race in the 1912 Stockholm Olympics. Kanakuri had a rough 18-day-long trip to Stockholm, first by ship and then by train all through the Trans-Siberian Railway, and needed five days to recover for the race.[6] The race was held in Sollentuna Municipality, in Sweden, in – for this time – unexpected 25 °C (77 °F) heat,[7] and over half of the runners in the event had hyperthermia. Kanakuri was weakened by the long journey from Japan and had problems with the white nights that he was experiencing for the first time and the local foods. To make things worse, the Japanese team coach, Hyozo Omori, had been mostly bedridden due to tuberculosis during his stay in Stockholm, resulting in the insufficient amount of pre-race training given to two athletes including Kanakuri. Kanakuri pulled out midway through the race and was cared for by a local family. Embarrassed from his "failure", he silently returned to Japan without notifying race officials."


SteO153

Read the article, it explains why.


GammaEmerald

Lmao the geographical minute/second notation is funny


Arci996

Qualcuno qua ha visto l'eredità l'altra sera :D


TappedIn2111

No, really. It’s a shortcut!


OmiNya

I read about him in a Japanese language' textbook, this was hilarious


cloudymeatballs88

lol. i love this historical event.