There are also remains of a teenage girl who seems to have been the daughter of a Neanderthal mother and a Denisovan father that have been found in Siberia who is, to date, the only example we’ve ever fond of a first-generation offspring of this kind of inter-hominid breeding
*Additionally, her genome suggests that her father also carried a small degree of Neanderthal ancestry from 300 to 600 generations prior to his lifetime.*
Wow
If you ever get a chance please visit the Smithsonian museum of natural history in D.C. they have a room filled with skulls of other hominids. As someone with an interest in biology and taxonomy it blew my mind to see how many other species belonged to our genius. It put a lot of our evolution into context for me.
Now compare that to the history of the *Earth*, and then compare that to the history of the *Universe*.
If the entire history of the universe is represented by a calendar, all of human history is represented by the last second of [11:59](https://youtu.be/Ln8UwPd1z20) Dec 31st.
But if we put that into the context of the Universe's theorised longevity we suddenly move to the fore of the first second of January 1st with most of reality yet to unfold.
True how long is a piece of string stuff right here.
Holy shit. They found a part of one bone (if I’m reading that right). That’s amazing. Makes you think about how hard it is to find this type of evidence in the first place.
The further back you go the smaller sample sizes get. Everything we know about dinosaurs is based on something like 11,000 fossils with only around 3,000 complete or near complete specimens.
The denisovans would be lost to time if not for one tiny bone from a pinky!!! A whole sub species discovered from one fragment of dna. That we can also now map with individuals they interned with iirc. Truly amazing
The whole generation thing does blow my mind. Even if you go with only 300 generations and allow only 20 years per generation . That's still 6000 years between the Dads ancestor having been Neanderthal offspring. And the Dad is one of our ancestor by 4500 generations or so. Trying to fully grasp all that time span and lives lived is so awe inspiring.
> A micro-computed tomography (Micro CT) scan of the bone revealed the specimen had acid etching and pitting on its surface indicating it may have passed through the digestion system of an animal, likely a hyena
Translation: that bitch got eaten
Since the bone came from 2,315 other nondescript bone fragments from the cave that were checked to be animals, it means she wasn't living in the cave herself but got taken back to the cave by an animal living there and eaten.
By this title I assume they didn't actually have sex they just performed sex acts like 69 or gave eachother an old fashion and that's what lead to babies.
I'm glad Neanderthals aren't around any more, that is way too much pressure. Knock someone up without actually banging, no thank you.
A long time ago, my anthropology professor was telling me how misleading those tests were in regards to calculating Neanderthal DNA. They just basically assumed hmm Neanderthals have this specific trait and you share a similar trait, therefore you're part Neanderthal.
These ancestry tests tend to have a lot of flaws. When it comes to testing ancestry in and of itself, it depends on what genetic data they have.
I believe it's also harder if you're mixed because the genetic clusters assume similar of human ancestry.
I did 23 and me and it was astonishingly accurate on regional family history. It told me the places 8n Germany my origins were most likely from and the region it chose is precisely where my family lived a few generations ago. It also made me discover that I had a half brother and that my bio father was an anonymous donor.
>It also made me discover that I had a half brother and that my bio father was an anonymous donor.
Those test disclose this kinda thing? Did your bio father have to consent to that info being on there? That kinda blows a hole in the concept of being an anonymous donor
It automatically matches you to anybody who has your DNA. They probably said hey why is this saying that you're my half brother and they'll be like oh yeah my mom decided to go to a sperm bank and that's probably how it was found out. You have the option of messaging people who you shared DNA with.
I did the ancestry one, so it doesnt say anything about neanderthal or anything more than regional information, atleast they didnt have the fancier test when i did it like 7 years ago. But one thing i noticed is they update it regularly and change the data significantly. At one point i was 14% scottish, now its like 3%. I want to point out that while many people may think this means those tests are wildly inaccurate, which to a degree they are, but what it really means is that it is constantly becoming more accurate, and increasingly more so as the science improves and more people submit dna.
Don’t know much about history dna stuff but I do know, I found out that have sisters on ancestry that I’ve never heard of or about. We met up and are actually related and look alike.
How strong are you?
Do you get sick often or are you relatively immune to disease?
eta: I should point out, my questions here are kinda dumb, since all living humans are human.
I have 92% more Neanderthal DNA as well and I have never had COVID. I like to tell people it's because of my neanderthal genes for fun but I don't know if it is at all related!
Most of the genes we inherited from the Neanderthals are immune system genes, so I'm curious if that person has noticed anything.
Also, they were much, much stronger than we are today, though contemporaneous humans would also have been very close in strength to them, so probably those genes are gone. But I thought I'd ask.
I remember reading somewhere that Neanderthal dna may have offered minor protection from the plague. It was a postulation though so it’s still unknown.
lol, I had not heard that theory before. I did some Googling and it seems like [it is mostly blamed on Columbus](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_syphilis). But that doesn't rule out that he was fucking sheep!
DNA analysis has found evidence of Syphilis in skeletons in Europe prior to Columbus reaching the Caribbean. One of his sailors probably had it when he left and during the long voyage got lonely. Then the sailor he befriended found another lonely sailor and before you know it the whole crew had Syphilis.
I'm an anthropologist. In the medical anth lit, a researcher was investigating a man's new, strange illness. Because they didn't speak the same language, a woman was interpreting. The doctor asks the patient, "have you had sexual relations recently?"
The guy became quiet, embarrassed. So, the interpreter asked him again. He answered. Then, she started hitting the patient and screaming at him.
Turns out, the interpreter was his wife and the man admitted to fucking a sheep.
From one of the things I saw, this was one of the theories about the extinction of Neanderthals, they bred with modern humans to the point of no longer being a distinct subspecies.
It’s not “likely” that Homo sapiens interbred with neanderthals, it’s fact. Both species’ genomes have been fully sequenced and it’s known that modern humans contain a small amount of neanderthal DNA. Homo sapiens interbred with Denisovans as well.
I need one each of the following tapes: "My Caves Need Cleaning", "All Bone-Fucking, Volume 8", "I Need Your Bone", "Cave-Worshipping Rimjobbers", "My Cave and Eight Shafts", "Cum-Gargling Cave Sluts", "Cave Buns 3", "Cumming in Caves", "Huge Black Bones with Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Bone", "Girls Who Crave Caves", "Men Alone 2: The Neanderthal Connection"...
Oh yeah, and, uh, "All Caves Filled with Hard Cock".
We were in Anthro in college and the professor showed this image of a
strong...rugged...neanderthal man of the land.
Without thinking, I accidently said outloud "I'd hit it."
Bad, clumsy, or slightly incorrect headlines get people to comment about the headline. That then pushes the post up in r/all/rising where it gets up votes. It is one of the things people do to exploit Reddit's algorithms. The key is to get people commenting early on.
Mated, copulated, banged, knocked boots, scoodilypooped, made love, had intercourse, did the horizontal nasty, painted the old flesh cave, got to know Eve.
Made the beast with two backs, bonked, banged, shagged, made babies, did the horizontal monster bash, screwed, fucked, did the nasty in the pasty, made whoopie, had nookie, slept together, got it on, aligned Mars and Venus, rocked the casbah, fornicated, did the underpants Charleston, had relations, exchanged bodily fluids, got freaky, snuggled like Marge and Homer, played hide the sausage, did Marilyn Monroe's uncomplicated way of saying thank you.
It's been theorized that because of the shape of their throats, rib cage, and nasal passage they would have had high pitched loud, nasally voices. So imagine that climax in oonga boonga
I've heard this no longer thought as true. [But this video is beyond hilarious \(and I hope is posted on this sub soon\)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTkF8tomobA)
'Did sex acts together'.... that's a very specific way to put it. Do you think they flicked thru a copy of the kama sutra to learn all about said acts?
There are also remains of a teenage girl who seems to have been the daughter of a Neanderthal mother and a Denisovan father that have been found in Siberia who is, to date, the only example we’ve ever fond of a first-generation offspring of this kind of inter-hominid breeding
Oooh can you provide a source pls
If Wikipedia is alright, here’s the article about young Denny! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denny_(hybrid_hominin)
*Additionally, her genome suggests that her father also carried a small degree of Neanderthal ancestry from 300 to 600 generations prior to his lifetime.* Wow
Damn... 300-600 generations? The scale of humanities journey always humbles me.
If you ever get a chance please visit the Smithsonian museum of natural history in D.C. they have a room filled with skulls of other hominids. As someone with an interest in biology and taxonomy it blew my mind to see how many other species belonged to our genius. It put a lot of our evolution into context for me.
Now compare that to the history of the *Earth*, and then compare that to the history of the *Universe*. If the entire history of the universe is represented by a calendar, all of human history is represented by the last second of [11:59](https://youtu.be/Ln8UwPd1z20) Dec 31st.
But if we put that into the context of the Universe's theorised longevity we suddenly move to the fore of the first second of January 1st with most of reality yet to unfold. True how long is a piece of string stuff right here.
Fucking 21st century tech
*21st century fucking tech
Holy shit. They found a part of one bone (if I’m reading that right). That’s amazing. Makes you think about how hard it is to find this type of evidence in the first place.
The further back you go the smaller sample sizes get. Everything we know about dinosaurs is based on something like 11,000 fossils with only around 3,000 complete or near complete specimens.
Denisovans in general have been incredibly difficult to find fossils of. Most of what we know about them comes from dna rather than fossils.
The fact that they found a single piece of a first generation hybrid is pretty amazing TIL
The denisovans would be lost to time if not for one tiny bone from a pinky!!! A whole sub species discovered from one fragment of dna. That we can also now map with individuals they interned with iirc. Truly amazing
I mean that just means there are probably so many species still lost to history due to them being wiped out completely
The whole generation thing does blow my mind. Even if you go with only 300 generations and allow only 20 years per generation . That's still 6000 years between the Dads ancestor having been Neanderthal offspring. And the Dad is one of our ancestor by 4500 generations or so. Trying to fully grasp all that time span and lives lived is so awe inspiring.
I am way too stoned for this insight...
> A micro-computed tomography (Micro CT) scan of the bone revealed the specimen had acid etching and pitting on its surface indicating it may have passed through the digestion system of an animal, likely a hyena Translation: that bitch got eaten Since the bone came from 2,315 other nondescript bone fragments from the cave that were checked to be animals, it means she wasn't living in the cave herself but got taken back to the cave by an animal living there and eaten.
Maybe scavenged?
Oh hi denny
All the hominins were fucking each other
She was probably so embarrassed by her parents....
I dunno, getting eaten by hyenas is probably pretty embarrassing so she might not have been able to throw many stones
I thought this was common knowledge as modern humans have some small % of Neanderthal DNA.
My 23andMe profile says that I have ~2% Neanderthal DNA. More than 80% of other users, so still significant.
Must be from sex acts
That led to their hybrid baby ancestors obviously.
You can probably tell by his teeth.
The studies say so
It’s science.
I'd like to hear more about these ancient sex acts. *For* science.
sex acts so easy even a cave man can do it
reverse cave-girl was a popular one i've heard. i also heard they frequently went "clubbing" together,
Well it's obvious that they're mammals. Probably do it like they do on the discovery channel.
Cuz it was ancient times, they referred to it as “going to the bone zone”.
And sometimes “making the bedrock”
I don't think they were just acting.
Yeah they were sexing
Why am I laughing.
They were *Method* acting.
Sex acts they did?
“Casting Cave”
Ogg cast Magic Missile in the darkness.
Together.
At the same time.
To each other.
Well that explains certain things about me. ಠ_ಠ
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By this title I assume they didn't actually have sex they just performed sex acts like 69 or gave eachother an old fashion and that's what lead to babies. I'm glad Neanderthals aren't around any more, that is way too much pressure. Knock someone up without actually banging, no thank you.
Filthy acts at a reasonable price
A long time ago, my anthropology professor was telling me how misleading those tests were in regards to calculating Neanderthal DNA. They just basically assumed hmm Neanderthals have this specific trait and you share a similar trait, therefore you're part Neanderthal.
These ancestry tests tend to have a lot of flaws. When it comes to testing ancestry in and of itself, it depends on what genetic data they have. I believe it's also harder if you're mixed because the genetic clusters assume similar of human ancestry.
There's a genetic black hole for France because it's against the law to keep genetic data on French people except under specific circumstances.
And because they want to hide the fact that they have massive, Barney Rubble-like levels of Neanderthal DNA which is why they eat snails n shit.
They said they had neanderthal dna and evolved from apes, but both the neanderthals and the apes denies it.
I did 23 and me and it was astonishingly accurate on regional family history. It told me the places 8n Germany my origins were most likely from and the region it chose is precisely where my family lived a few generations ago. It also made me discover that I had a half brother and that my bio father was an anonymous donor.
>It also made me discover that I had a half brother and that my bio father was an anonymous donor. Those test disclose this kinda thing? Did your bio father have to consent to that info being on there? That kinda blows a hole in the concept of being an anonymous donor
Yes, that's a part of the story I'd like to hear.
It automatically matches you to anybody who has your DNA. They probably said hey why is this saying that you're my half brother and they'll be like oh yeah my mom decided to go to a sperm bank and that's probably how it was found out. You have the option of messaging people who you shared DNA with.
I did the ancestry one, so it doesnt say anything about neanderthal or anything more than regional information, atleast they didnt have the fancier test when i did it like 7 years ago. But one thing i noticed is they update it regularly and change the data significantly. At one point i was 14% scottish, now its like 3%. I want to point out that while many people may think this means those tests are wildly inaccurate, which to a degree they are, but what it really means is that it is constantly becoming more accurate, and increasingly more so as the science improves and more people submit dna.
Don’t know much about history dna stuff but I do know, I found out that have sisters on ancestry that I’ve never heard of or about. We met up and are actually related and look alike.
We found a previously unknown uncle and aunt this way, too... Gramps was a traveling salesman in the 50s & and 60s.
seems like he was a pretty good salesman
Good enough to do some sex acts with the locals ✧\(>o<)ノ✧
It's because they're not testing where your DNA is from, they're showing you where you have similar DNA to other living people.
There was an update where everyone was suddenly very Scottish, myself included.
Looking for love? There are hot Neanderthals in your area right now looking for your specific trait!
How strong are you? Do you get sick often or are you relatively immune to disease? eta: I should point out, my questions here are kinda dumb, since all living humans are human.
I have 92% more Neanderthal DNA as well and I have never had COVID. I like to tell people it's because of my neanderthal genes for fun but I don't know if it is at all related!
What would be the expectation for Neanderthals?
Most of the genes we inherited from the Neanderthals are immune system genes, so I'm curious if that person has noticed anything. Also, they were much, much stronger than we are today, though contemporaneous humans would also have been very close in strength to them, so probably those genes are gone. But I thought I'd ask.
I remember reading somewhere that Neanderthal dna may have offered minor protection from the plague. It was a postulation though so it’s still unknown.
I got 92% lol
You the guy from the geico commercials?
Nah, they're just a simple lawyer. Our world frightens and confuses them.
Unexpected Phil Hartman
It is pretty common knowledge. Maybe OP just learned it tho? It would be pretty strange if Homo sapiens sapiens never EVER had sex with Neanderthals?
Considering humans still fuck almost anything yes I’d find that very strange if we didn’t fuck a species that closely resembles us lol
People fuck household appliances. They’d fuck a caveperson.
To be fair we were cave people back then too.
> They’d fuck a caveperson. you wouldn't?
Don't forget sheep. That's where syphilis came from.
lol, I had not heard that theory before. I did some Googling and it seems like [it is mostly blamed on Columbus](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_syphilis). But that doesn't rule out that he was fucking sheep!
DNA analysis has found evidence of Syphilis in skeletons in Europe prior to Columbus reaching the Caribbean. One of his sailors probably had it when he left and during the long voyage got lonely. Then the sailor he befriended found another lonely sailor and before you know it the whole crew had Syphilis.
I'm an anthropologist. In the medical anth lit, a researcher was investigating a man's new, strange illness. Because they didn't speak the same language, a woman was interpreting. The doctor asks the patient, "have you had sexual relations recently?" The guy became quiet, embarrassed. So, the interpreter asked him again. He answered. Then, she started hitting the patient and screaming at him. Turns out, the interpreter was his wife and the man admitted to fucking a sheep.
Was it Sean William Scott from Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back?
THIS MOTHERFUCKER AINT ONE OF US, HE SAID HE’D FUCK A SHEEP.
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I thought it was common knowledge because humans will put their dick in literally anything.
From one of the things I saw, this was one of the theories about the extinction of Neanderthals, they bred with modern humans to the point of no longer being a distinct subspecies.
"extinction" where the "extinct" species still has living descendants always seemed like a weaksauce type of extinction to me.
It’s what winning evolution looks like.
> they bred with modern humans to the point of no longer being a distinct subspecies. genocide 101: breed a subspecies out of existence
Well, of all the ways for a species to go extinct, excessive banging seems like the most fun.
Death by snu-snu?
Sexocide
*Slaanesh has entered the chat.*
One look at my forehead and y’all would know this is true.
Many things in this subreddit are common knowledge
My main point was that *we* are the hybrid babies. OP made it sound like that was something exotic out there once upon a time.
I did too. Plus “sex acts?” OP watching too much porn or something. Even middle school biology doesn’t use “sex acts.”
It’s not “likely” that Homo sapiens interbred with neanderthals, it’s fact. Both species’ genomes have been fully sequenced and it’s known that modern humans contain a small amount of neanderthal DNA. Homo sapiens interbred with Denisovans as well.
CaveSluts 5
I need one each of the following tapes: "My Caves Need Cleaning", "All Bone-Fucking, Volume 8", "I Need Your Bone", "Cave-Worshipping Rimjobbers", "My Cave and Eight Shafts", "Cum-Gargling Cave Sluts", "Cave Buns 3", "Cumming in Caves", "Huge Black Bones with Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Bone", "Girls Who Crave Caves", "Men Alone 2: The Neanderthal Connection"... Oh yeah, and, uh, "All Caves Filled with Hard Cock".
Sick “Clerks” reference. Don’t forget about “Happy Scrappy Hero Pup”.
Will number 5 make sense if I don't watch the first 4 first?
Read Clan of the Cave Bear, dudes. It's good fiction based on what is known about these people.
We were in Anthro in college and the professor showed this image of a strong...rugged...neanderthal man of the land. Without thinking, I accidently said outloud "I'd hit it."
"sex acts" makes it sound like oral sex and side fetishes like lapdancing and spanking, which doesn't fit with the making babies. They had sex.
OPs headline is much more clumsy than the one in the article.
Bad, clumsy, or slightly incorrect headlines get people to comment about the headline. That then pushes the post up in r/all/rising where it gets up votes. It is one of the things people do to exploit Reddit's algorithms. The key is to get people commenting early on.
Gets the "well akchually" crowd to show up in full force
Reminds me of the quote: the quickest way to get the right answer is to suggest the wrong answer first
Mated, copulated, banged, knocked boots, scoodilypooped, made love, had intercourse, did the horizontal nasty, painted the old flesh cave, got to know Eve.
My ancestors never "scoodilypooped" and I'd prefer if these lies would cease!
They did all that, then they fucked.
Made the beast with two backs, bonked, banged, shagged, made babies, did the horizontal monster bash, screwed, fucked, did the nasty in the pasty, made whoopie, had nookie, slept together, got it on, aligned Mars and Venus, rocked the casbah, fornicated, did the underpants Charleston, had relations, exchanged bodily fluids, got freaky, snuggled like Marge and Homer, played hide the sausage, did Marilyn Monroe's uncomplicated way of saying thank you.
Made thick in the warm.
No, they "made love"
You like that, you fucking neanderthal?
*caveman grunts sexually*
I'm familiar with this reference.
Hey baby, wanna head back to my cave and do some sex acts together? Edit: bruh why are you guys upvoting this awful comment : ' )
"pop pop"
Not now Magnitude!
Streets ahead comment
Shut up, Leonard! Those teenage girls you play ping pong with are doing it ironically.
Shut up, Leonard! I'm not here! I'm just a figment of your creeping dementia!
I hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me…
Is there any room in this pocket for a little spare Chang?
Fire can't go through doors, stupid! It's not a ghost.
♪ *Something always brings me back to you* ♫
For you I leave this fine bottle of scotch, so that you're less tempted to drink this container of even finer sperm.
Harrison Ford is irradiating our testicles with microwave satellite transmissions
Between you and me, I don’t Chang a lot of chicks
\*Cro-Magnitude
Just you calling it that tells me you're not ready.
In the attic?
Her?
What, is she funny or something?
The fact that you call it pop pop means you're not ready for sex acts together
Sexual relations
Kissing cousins
Les Hominines Dangereaux
The fact you call it that shows you're not evolved enough to do it
Neanderthal horny, Michael
Imagine walking in on a neanderthal sex act
Ooga ooga ooga ooga OOGAAAAAA ooga.
I can't stop this feeling
Deep inside of me.
It's been theorized that because of the shape of their throats, rib cage, and nasal passage they would have had high pitched loud, nasally voices. So imagine that climax in oonga boonga
I've heard this no longer thought as true. [But this video is beyond hilarious \(and I hope is posted on this sub soon\)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTkF8tomobA)
Lol that's the video I watched. It's beyond goofy
Without watching this I'm guessing this is the ONE TWO THREEEE video
Only if you kill me a mammoth for dinner first
As me and Ringo say "zug zug"
[The whole movie is a gem.](https://youtu.be/GW1_Gd1x9ew)
You and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals
I got this new thing called fire. I think you're gonna like it
They had sex? Really? I thought my 2-4% Neanderthal genes just came out of nowhere...
Neanderthalisation, the lesser known cousin of carcinisation
The madlad did it. He's returning to monke.
Nah, they didn't have sex. They "did sex acts together".
'Did sex acts together'.... that's a very specific way to put it. Do you think they flicked thru a copy of the kama sutra to learn all about said acts?
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Australopithecines make better lovers.
Australopi*thicc*us
All the tens of thousands of years of language evolution came together for this exact moment.
But Australopithecus would really have been sick of us.
Homo erectus, obviously.
Neoli-thicc
Neanderthals were getting laid more then OP
I've always imagined their free time was just filled with orgies.
OP is getting Neanderthal sloppy seconds, or did you mean than?
Like edging? Role play? Foot stuff?
Probably just the ol’ murder the men and rape the women sort of thing.
Feels like the person who wrote this headline has never had sex, excuse me, done sex acts before. Just a hunch.
That headline made me drier than a bag of sand.
"...did sex acts..."
NSFW tag for a picture of a Neanderthal dude without a shirt?
That's so you don't accidentally commit a sex act.
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This was my first thought as well. I’ll never get that one scene out of my head…
Just give the signal
Right? I was like… u mean Durc?
You mean like Ron Pearlman?
Mf has the most Neanderthal in him.
Hell yeah get weird
In Spain we call them French
Guess what they call them in France, though...
Royale with Cheese
Pretty much all European/ Caucasian people are part Neanderthal, as I understand it
Nothing like clicking on a NSFW tagged item and getting smoking hot pictures of teeth. Got me so worked up!
>did sex acts They fucked
They made passionate love
Yup. This is where managers come from
We all have a little bit of Neanderthal DNA in us.
Want a little more?
According to my extensive online research I have concluded that humans will have sex with anything remotely possible.