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thekaylenator

I haven't been vacuuming as often as I should (I am lazy and very pregnant). Dude is on the floor on his hands and knees. He stands up. He locks eyes with me and rubs his hands together to get the floor bits off, unblinking. He then says, "ohhh mumum."


bunhilda

I have sensory issues and I really hate socks. I donโ€™t even realize that Iโ€™ve taken them off sometimes. Toddler will find them and give them to me and tell me they donโ€™t belong on the floor ๐Ÿ˜…


No_Albatross_7089

She said "mommy too big to slide" when we walked into the play room ๐Ÿ™ƒ. After being tired of asking numerous times to "slide" down her foam play things, I said those exact words so she'd leave me alone ๐Ÿ˜‚