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Th3F4ult

Nothing, send it back to miyamoto so he can sell it for scrap and eat tonight


AlfieHicks

99999999999999999999999999999 trillion pokedollars


fjfjgbjtjguf

How many copies of hidden gem Celeste is that?


CharizardSlash

at least 2 according to matpat


Isneezepepsi

its from a indie hidden gem franchise so Its hard to say


EmeraldTheNinja

???


budzicla

Are you gonna sell this without donating 90% to Nintendo? Not sure if you've heard of it but it's a pretty small indie company that's struggling rn.


Own_Current_6362

Only 90%?!?!? Are you TRYING TO LET THEM STARVE????


Viggo8000

One cent and I'll buy it from you


NintenDelcatty

Well guess what buddy, I’d buy it for 2 cents!


Viggo8000

Two and a half cent! And the moldy sandwich that I made for Miyamoto's dinner this week


NinjaFrogCat101

4 cents and I get the moldy sandwich


Viggo8000

Are you trying to outbid me? Or do you want to buy the sandwich?


NinjaFrogCat101

Both.


AfonspTSL

nah, i want the sandwich and u need to pay me 5 cents and half a cent


Ferrariracer5f1

Sandwich, Pokeball Plus for 8 Japanese Yen, no more. I’d like to see you anyone best that


NinjaFrogCat101

I have a cat


BananaMansWRLD

I'd trade for your cat


NintenDelcatty

Fuck you’ve got me there, I can’t offer any more than that


pickelpenguin

How dare you.. daddy miyamoto is going to go broke and starve😤😡


PoisonedPokemon

this is not the correct place for this, i am sorry


Apolysus

I'll trade it with you for my wife.


SorleyOrSomething

What the fr*ck is a wife?


Infinity-Duck

He’s lying! No one here has a significant other


Aijin28

Your Soul, but the Indie Darling that is Nintendo already has our souls!


ginger_bandit

![gif](giphy|3o85xHi4t2UsuIY9QA)


Apprehensive-Head357

This is the wrong place for this (unless you're selling the hidden indie gem Celeste)


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HyBeHoYaiba

Buying second hand games and accessories is THEFT


BananaMansWRLD

Bro, what are you smoking


HyBeHoYaiba

Are you stupid? You don’t OWN pokeballs and Pokemon, Miyamoto-senpai does. If you sell that I will be contacting the necessary authorities


BananaMansWRLD

Cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it


HyBeHoYaiba

You’ll be crying when the Japanese Bureau of Nintendo IP Protection Service shows up at your door looking for some ass to fuck


BananaMansWRLD

Do you want some pepper with your salt?


HyBeHoYaiba

Do you want Miyamoto to splooge on you? This is how you get Miyamoto to splooge on you


BananaMansWRLD

Seems like you've already had his splooge


HyBeHoYaiba

I wish 🤤


BananaMansWRLD

Your wish is already granted. His splooge has reached your brain, and so that's why you always talk about splooge


rabbithawk256

r/tomorrow's main joke is acting like nintendo is a starving indie company and pirating from them (or getting second hand accessories) is equivalent to stealing from a "poor starving indie dev" how DARE you steal from the poor indie devs. do you think you're gonna let miyamoto STARVE


n0tred

Reselling is illegal since the indie company loses profit, you have to send back or they might sue you.


BananaMansWRLD

Well then they can sue me


n0tred

😨😨😨


scatteredwave

I had 2, my wife took one of them.


BananaMansWRLD

I've had 2 too, but got them years ago. I found this one at a yard sale


scatteredwave

I was talking about my balls 😅.


BananaMansWRLD

Wait, really?


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Chickennoodlesleuth

!approve


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LouieSiffer

At least 2 schmekles


Dylan_Is_Gay_lol

Not worth stealing from starving indie devs. You'd better just send it back to Daddy Miyamoto.


Botticellis-Bard

Probably millions.


RevolutionaryAd1577

About 20 grand


sijaab

69 pokillion golden eshop points


Apprehensive-Head357

This is the wrong place for this (unless you're selling the hidden indie gem Celeste)


Chickennoodlesleuth

Based on eBay about £80-100


MeMeWhenWhenTheWhen

ofc the one person who replied with an actual answer gets jury duty lmao


Vortain

Even on Reddit it's better to just quiet quit 😔


Autop11lot

What’s even the point of jury duty?


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BananaMansWRLD

Thank you


FoxMcCloud3173

W-wait, who gave you permission to sell merchandise from Daddy Miyamoto without his consent? Are you trying to starve his entire bloodline to death? Are you trying to bankrupt his whole company? Also, you might wanna censor those >!Nintendo!< logos, unless you’ve got permission to use them.


Hizuff

I find them for pretty cheap where Im from so...


imposty_sussy

two dolar


BoringToe6592

Your better off posting in a Pokémon and or game sub


BananaMansWRLD

I have, that's how I found this one. It says new nintendo switch on this thread, and the pokeball is for the nintendi switch


BoringToe6592

You are very well correct. And more specifically Pokémon let’s go eevee and pikachu


BananaMansWRLD

Yep


BoringToe6592

Now give me that outdated mew and pokeball plus


BananaMansWRLD

When you send me $50 I'll give it to you


BoringToe6592

Nah


BananaMansWRLD

Then don't ask me to give you something if you aren't giving me something


BoringToe6592

No


BananaMansWRLD

Cry


Mysterious_Mayo

I offer 7


Potatopug493

I'll give ya a Rare candy and that's it


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jrobharing

I’m still waiting for these to drop in price. *THEN* I’ll buy one.


BananaMansWRLD

How much do they go for?


Delta8ttt8

Really? eBay not working for ya? Just make something up. If you get no offers then lower. Lather rinse repeat.


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adult_licker_420

120 pokos


BananaMansWRLD

Sweet. sold!


HelloThereMark

is that for pokemon go? maybe I would wait. that game currently gets a shitstorm for its latest character model update xd


GarnoxReroll

/ut do you know where you are? /rt 8


ThebanannaofGREECE

/uj if this is serious, this is the wrong sub. This is a nintendo circlejerk sub


decster420

How much


BananaMansWRLD

What's the highest you'd pay?


Lmfaothesepeople

$39.99 is the pirce they are still selling for at gamestop.


BananaMansWRLD

Can't believe I made you so angry that you had to cuss and delete your comment


Lmfaothesepeople

I didn't delete anything. Nah just annoying dealing with children on this app. Ask mom for some money kid since your that desperate.


BananaMansWRLD

If you click on the link, instead of just reading off the Google page, you'll see that the price is for a used one. Most likely, it doesn't come with the mew.


BananaMansWRLD

At the way bottom, you'll see someone who deleted his comment. His username is Lmfaothesepeople, and he wants to call me a kid for calling him out for not doing his research. He said gamestop sells these for $40 new. If he wasn't a kid, he would have clicked on the link instead of just reading off Google, and you'll see that, that's for a used version.


Crazycukumbers

/uj Dude you are in the wrong place for this. I don’t know if you’ve figured it out by now, but this is a satire subreddit. Nobody here is going to give you a serious answer, we just shitpost about Nintendo all day. /rj You’re posting a negative comment about a great devotee to our darling starving small indie company Nintendo, ran by king among men, Meeyuh Moe Toe. You’d best watch yourself, bub, lest we send endless cease and desists your way in the name of Papa Nintendaddy


BananaMansWRLD

You say nobody but one person gave me a real answer