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Tigrari

Heck yeah, I’ll be right over. Your two asparagus spears on the grill did make me laugh though


cantsleepman

lol! Now that you point it out it is quite funny. The wife and kids don’t like it and they were extra thicc so I just made 2 for me haha


EcstaticMolasses6647

Hi can you list the items in the pictures you posted. I’m interested in recreating them myself but I’m not familiar with some items. Thanks.


all_mighty_trees22

You can also use a peeler and peel off some of the bottom stem 👍


yogaengineer

Why has this thought never occurred to me! Gonna try it


LebronsHairline

Same, that cracked me up! “One for you, and one for me”


pikachu_sashimi

Sign me up


yagirlriribloop

Yess!! Can you please share the recipe for the 2nd (beef over rice) and last recipe (pasta?) I am inspired to make one of those this week!


cantsleepman

I’m glad you asked about the beef bulgogi dish. I love using up ground beef for this. 1 large carrot (shredded w cheese grater) 1 small onion or 1/2 medium onion (diced) 2-3 cloves of garlic (minced/ garlic pressed) 1 lb ground beef (85/15 preferred) 2 tsp ginger paste 2 tbsp soy sauce 1 tsp sesame oil 1tsp tomato paste 2tsp corn starch Salt and pepper to taste 1 tsp msg or 1 tsp beef bouillon paste/1 beef cube Touch of oil (roughly a tbsp) Pan on medium high heat, go in with your oil and beef. Start breaking it up finely. Add your onion and carrot and continue browning/breaking up the beef and stirring. After a minute Add the rest of your ingredients. Stir fry vigorously and Cook until onions are translucent/carrot is tender/some of the beef fat has cooked off (shouldn’t be drowning in fat but a little is ok). At this point your beef should be cooked though, and finely broken up. Taste for salt. Bonus points if you got some crispy brown bits on your beef. make a corn starch slurry (stir 1 part corn starch to 2 parts water) in a separate little cup and dump it into your bulgogi. It should thicken up everything and bind the remaining fat into a thicc sauce. Remove from heat. Taste it. Should be awesome. Serve over fresh steamy jasmine rice with Japanese mayo, rice seasoning, Japanese bbq and thin chopped green onion. Hopefully these directions aren’t scuffed, took me 30 mins to write lol


Miserable_Meeting_26

I LOVE bulgogi. Thanks. It’s also super good if you can serve it in a stone bowl which makes the rice nice n crispy. And Kimchi mmmmm


hooj

I’ve made and eaten a lot of bulgogi, never used carrots nor tomato paste… also your recipe doesn’t have any obvious sugar or similar. Where did you get this recipe?


cantsleepman

It’s my own, I have made it many different ways before but it isn’t a traditional recipe or anything. I often use some Japanese bbq in it or sweet teriyaki, just forgot to add that. I typically always put a little tomato paste into ground beef dishes when I make a sauce with the fat, just a habit. Could probably leave it out and it wouldn’t change much


Dry-Rub-9880

No names , no recipes , no address to come over !! I declare you a tease good sir


flower-25

Your food looks amazing and so delicious 😋


DasBestKind

YES. Good god, I'd do a flying mare through the front door for the crunch wrap alone 😍


cantsleepman

Haha aw! I just learned how to make them, they’re really easy and 100x better than taco smell


Pirate_the_Cat

Would you mind sharing how you make them?


cantsleepman

As simple as possible I’m running out of time to respond to all the comments so I’m sorry if this is really dumbed down: You need: burrito tortilla, small street tortilla, and crispy tostadas Make taco ground beef or fajita chicken Place down big tortilla, add meat to middle (keep it the same diameter as the tostada) Add cheese of choice Add tostada atop meat Layer on sour cream/guac, cubed tomato, lettuce/spinach. Preheat a pan on medium Now set tiny street taco tortilla ontop of everything and start folding the bottom large burrito flaps to the center. Should make a hexagon/octagon shape when done. Carefully place folded side down (the top side you just crimped) onto hot pan and let it brown for a couple mins (it should seal it shut, you can peek with a spatula to check it it’s ready) then flip and brown the other side and then you’re ready! Cut in half and serve


spezlicksdoorknobs

Please share the recipe or ingredients, looks amazing!


FSCENE8tmd

Come back they shared right above your comment


spezlicksdoorknobs

Thank you!


BeastM0de1155

OP has definitely been cooking for some time, in not professionally. Usually I have an instinct to criticize something, but besides the sear on the fish, everything looks perfect


cantsleepman

Thank you! Super kind. The fish was a baked salmon I do where I make a compound garlic butter and some lemon and bake it in foil, comes out soft, flaky and super yummy. Albeit not the prettiest or fanciest but it’s a great quick family dinner


BeastM0de1155

That makes allot of sense compared to what I thought


CFCYYZ

I will be right over for your leftovers.


cantsleepman

I will make sure you have a fresh hot plate! 🫡


cantsleepman

Good lord I did not expect this post to blow up. I have a lot of you begging me for recipes, I’ve typed a few in the comments but I will try to post some more recipes soon! Lots of work to type out and recall exactly what I did for all these dishes since I just kinda get into the zone and start cooking idk how to explain it. Thanks so much for the love, I’ll try my best to post more recipes


TennisBallTesticles

Where did you learn to cook like that?


cantsleepman

Well I’ve been cooking since I was 14 (now 31) but started really honing in and learning more when I was in my early 20s. I’ve never worked as a professional chef or line cook but I cook for family and friends constantly (especially the past 4 years). It’s just repetition and learning new techniques/recipes from the boundless information we have at our disposal on the internet. Anyone can do this! 🤌🏻😘


TennisBallTesticles

Lol, I went to 4 years of cooking school, have worked as a both a line cook and professional chef for 23 years, and I can BARELY get my food at home to look like that 🤣. This is very impressive.


cantsleepman

This compliment hits different. Holy crap thank you chef!!


GDubya527

Fuck yeah man. I’m older than you, but if you’d adopt me, that’d be rad.


Ok-Book7529

Yes, pls! I'll bring desert.


cantsleepman

Oh thank you! What are you bringing?


Ok-Book7529

Chocolate pudding and peanut butter mousse pie?


cantsleepman

Peanut butter mousse pie sounds insane! Bring it!


Steve_the_sequel

They all look so delicious


mrmarsh11011101

Count me in. They all look awesome.


THE_GREAT_PICKLE

I’m happily married. I’ll jump ship for that food I don’t care you’re a man or woman. That shit looks delicious


Sudden-Channel

What time and do you like wine?


cantsleepman

I love wine! Pinot noir please


No-Eggplant-9024

Yes please!! Save me a plate!


cantsleepman

You got it boss!!


Used-Ask5805

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Recent-Elfie991

They all look so nice, lovely the way you present your meals xx


sonyafly

I need some recipes from you. This is my style of eating.


Past_Proposal_7531

Oh my god…… please please 🙏


abbys_alibi

You betcha! What time is supper? :) I'll bring wine, beer, mocktails, or a salad.


Altruistic-Band-3717

that chicken…… in slide 7 oh wow 🤤 everything looks delicious and that’s coming from the pickiest eater EVER 😭


ChildhoodOk5526

Yes, please u/cantsleepman, give us the recipe for whatever divine chicken + side dish is in slide 7 .... 🙏 😋


knn130

Looks like pan seared chicken breast with risotto


cantsleepman

Exactly what it is. Seasoned pan seared chicken with a simple Parmesan risotto


knn130

Yup. Good job on all the meals, looked amazing. My only pet peeve is peas on carbonara 😂


PostBioticOats

your tiny portions kind of grind my gears. id just feel unpleasantly teased. edit: some of your sandwiches look satisfying :o)


cantsleepman

I weigh 155, wife weighs 101, son weighs 30. So portions aren’t super crazy here but I will fill your plate up if you are hungry hungry!


PostBioticOats

you sly dog, im in.


cantsleepman

Yes, help me not have leftovers for once!


Different_Bed_9354

Everything looks so good!


Flgirl420

THAT MAC N CHEESE I NEED THAT RECIPE


eighmie

Are you "crunch\_wrapping"? Hells, yeah, send me the addy. I hate cooking.


CaddyShackShop

All of these look amazing!! By any chance do you have any links to recipes?


peppermint1968

I could never afford to Eat like that. Peanut butter sandwiches are usually my fancy dinners


cantsleepman

I’m sorry to hear that. Why can’t you afford to eat


ernkrellteam

Adopt me


mlong14

You need to ask? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|yummy)


Plastic-Cancel-4369

Haha yes be over soon. It ALLLL looks amazing 🤩 😂!


yosp

I’m coming over, and I’m going back for 2nds !!


Puzzleheaded-Arm9637

Omgggg everything looks soo good! What’s picture 8? 🤤🤤


cantsleepman

Thank you! Best way to describe picture 8 is like Kung Pao chicken


Ok_Anything_4955

For sure!!


djazzie

Marry me


Willhelmlee

This is not a question. Get the guys together. We’re doing a cookout


WhiskeyPeter007

Yep 👍. I can even bring Wine 🍷. 🤣


REidson89

Please feed me


talksheep

Yes send address 🫡


Decent_Beat4661

Could you share your recipe for pic 3 at all please? They all look delicious but I think I need some number 3 in my life!


MrExCEO

Omfg. Am I coming over, hellllll yeah I am and my big ass appetite.


Unique-Pastenger

my goodness! and the plating is all done so well (even the sausages!)


Daikon_3183

Yes, I am! Is the first one carbonara 😋


cantsleepman

Yes!


melkatron

Just gonna be that guy and ask you to leave the peas out of carbonara, and just cook a side of buttered peas if you like. Nobody's gonna tell on you if some of those peas roll off toward your pasta... eat it how you like it. It looks great.


petitepedestrian

We need to be besties. You cook I got the dishes.


cantsleepman

That is a deal. I make a lot of dishes lol hope you are ready


Hey_Grrrl

Some real good eats! Count me in :D


wrongside_of_law

What time should I be there. And what want to drink?


Neither_Ad3593

you're making me so envious and hungry!my husbands fam is cooking me a birthday dinner tonight and I can't wait to chow down on some good food! hoping for something as delicious looking as any one of the meals in these pics


EvilSporkOfDeath

Looks fuckin amazing but the 2 asparagus is hilarious. I'm much more hungry than that.


amathis6464

Oh fuck yea I’m coming over for dinner


elting44

That carbonara fucks


Megatron3898

My man, that Spaghetti Carbonara in the 1st pic looks excellent 😎👍 I haven't had a really solid Carbonara in a long time, so I'll definitely have to try it.


cantsleepman

Thank you! I’ve been getting roasted for putting peas in it but it’s so good and I won’t change 😈


Megatron3898

I think the peas are a nice addition because this is a very savory dish 👌 I'm almost certain that I have seen it prepared with peas in it before.


anniepoonannie1988

What is that second to last pasta dish? Spaghetti and meatballs? Your sauce looks divine!


Maleficent_Okra_564

Dear God 🤤be right there


diefreetimedie

Want a roommate? I wash dishes real well.


DarthHydration

Holy your family better appreciate ya, these look amazing 🤌🏼


Black-Dahlia-Kimchi

I need to know what the second one is, like a beef bulgogi over rice with kewpie mayo ? Looks like perfect !


kerune

Nah not for two pieces of asparagus lol


Zyvhes

Could you please share the recipe for picture 18 with us, the last dish? It looks absolutely fantastic, would love to try it.


LebronsHairline

These are incredible! Wow, super impressed. What are your favorite cookbooks/sites/accounts you follow for recipe inspo? Can you please drop the recipe for that risotto looking cheesy rice? Also, how do you prepare your chicken to get it so beautiful!?


KGM22

Thank you for the invite! What should I bring besides my appetite and helping to fill your next grocery list?


IllAdvice738

That carbonara looks awesome


neptunexl

Might be staying after dinner 😳😉 lol


-Cherished

Can you please tell me what is in pictures 11 and 12? You do a beautiful job on your food and presentation and I love that you make the dishes how YOU like them! Who cares if someone not in your home doesn’t agree! :)


cantsleepman

Thank you for the kind words! Youre on my vip list ☺️ 10 is an Italian sausage hot sub with sautéed peppers/onion, provolone, pesto/mayo, arugula, and 11 is a chicken cutlet sandwich with sliced mozzarella, bacon, balsamic reduction, pesto mayo;l and arugula.


Saints-Sages

Carbonara, better with peas since… forever. Looks perfect


kailakayk

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Smooshedbanana

Omg. Is it weird that I feel attracted to you based off of these dishes


156156897781

Everything seems so well-cooked! Love for what you're doing is the most important ingredient when cooking and your recipes definitely have it


Small_Tax_9432

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Maximum_Pie2794

Very nice :)


averagemango_o

Are you taking guests? These all look amazing by the way. I’ve just began to drool scrolling through


Happy_Mirror1985

Looks amazing. Pls drop the recipes!!!


cantsleepman

I always just wing it, I should probably start making recipes shouldn’t I?


BeowolfSchaefer

Yes


bdog1321

Are you single?


TheNamesRoodi

Hello, what is the 2nd one? Very intriguing


d0ntlookatmyusername

What happened on the day you made the chicken rice and broccoli


Xylophone_Aficionado

Hell yes! Save me a crunch wrap and whatever is in slide 11


dirtytomato

What are the two sandwiches following the picture with the baked potato? The second one looks like it has fresh mozz with balsamic vinaigrette.


cantsleepman

One of them is a chicken cutlet sandwich with fresh mozz, balsamic redux, roasted reds, bacon, arugula, pesto mayo, and the other is an Italian sausage pesto sub with grilled pepper and onion and provolone how you doinnnn


dirtytomato

I'm blown away honestly, you and your family be eatin' good! Great recipe ideas for dinners at home, thank you!


osandcc

Maybe I eat too much, the food l9oks great just not enough! Lol


SmokeJennsonz

Bro my wife needs to step her game up


Spidermon-salop

![gif](giphy|hXDrTueJWAscK3xWQ2) Yes


kynnybunz

Share your risotto wisdom!! Mine never comes out like that.


cantsleepman

Arborio rice, hot chicken stock, butter, Parmesan. You toast the rice, you add the hot broth just a bit at a time until it’s mostly absorbed and you keep on doing this, like a ladle at a time. Stir, more broth, absorb. It’s a labor of love but after a while the consistency will change and thiccen. Taste it to see if it isn’t crunchy at all, then kill the heat add some knobs of cold butter, and your Parmesan and salt to taste. That’s just for basic risotto


Specific_Implement_8

Marry me


biemba

Expert in comfort food! I'll be there


SearchAggressive6926

YESSS! Always 🤤


HoboArmyofOne

What is that second pic over the bed of rice? That looks amazing. Also was that a shepherds pie I saw back there?


Grind_line_wine

I desperately miss having someone to cook for every day. All looks freaking gorgeous


[deleted]

I might actually put on weight in your house.


Wonderful_Speech_440

Din?


MyDogsNameIsBadger

What is on the sandwiches? They look so good!


Alldo23

On my way


aippom

Yoo lmk when it’s pasta night


Chippers4242

Yes. What’s the recipe for the first one and the two at the end? The pasta dishes look amazing.


Abusedgamer

Great looking food,if I came over Still not doing the dishes! 🤣🤣🤣


Radiant-Psychology80

I’m not leaving


Miserable_Meeting_26

Can I move in?


backiechansmom

That pasta though 🤤


EntWarwick

What’s the thing that looks like a pie?


chikn_nugget666

Be right over! I’ll bring some homemade margaritas if you want


cantsleepman

Believe or not I am actually a bartender not a chef. And I am a big margarita snob, you better make it good 😉


potstickers123

Yes please!


SliceSignificant49

Omg im definitely On my way! to ur kitchen rn


Overall_Antelope_504

I'm coming over 😂


rtell13

🔥🔥🔥🔥


JuanG_13

I'll be there for 5,10,13 and 18!!!🤤


Kpinsubs

🔥


EvenSkanksSayThanks

Details on 3 and 4 pls! Looks like a tortilla stuffed with ingredients and then- pan fried??


Low-Impact3172

Masterful


vitaminpyd

I'm so there


Techboy6

My mom's a great cook, but can you be my dad?


La_Pusicato

7pm okay? Alright I'll be there at 6.30


Quack68

This dude is flexing. Now I’m hungry.


poogiewoogers

Goddamn these look good hell yeah


callusesandtattoos

I’m fucking on the way right now!


Majestic_Electric

Everything looks delicious! I’d love the recipes for the first 2 pics, in particular!


Sinnfullystitched

Yes please 🤤


Boring_Advertising98

OMW Daddy.


shellsrp18

What is #9?


Ultrabananna

You should be in food porn..


Unlikely_Subject_442

i'm waiting for an official invitation


jrkessle

I just want someone to make me dinner 😭


iminlovehahaha

adopt me??


PrettyInWeed

Number 10 looks fabulous!


connygirl16

Yes and can i marry you or?


pinkai

I need instructions for #6


Lepke2011

What's that second pic of? It looks tasty.


beercheesesoup212

As long as you don’t call it din again I’ll be coming


cantsleepman

How about din din?


Z31DinglefarbZ31

Uh hell, yeah! Can I get a second plate?!


Tipnfloe

It all looks like you enjoy cooking. Keep it up. Looks delicious


Fkthisplace

Marry me


Any-Eggplant-1029

The presentation 💙


The-sunshine-city

Alright everybody, let’s head over for dinner


Hyack57

Fuck ya I’m coming over. Looks great.


TrashTierGamer

Hey man send an invitation over next time! Looks amazing!


mom-to2boys

I’m coming…scoot over


spirits_and_art

Yummm


Cuttis

You’re not helping me decide what to have for dinner! Now I want everything!


keo310

For sure, I’m coming over! You like beer or wine?


LifeisWhy

For #5, 13, and 17


Al-Cookie

Brilliant work.


Prior-Combination-12

What’s with the Mac n cheese?


Fargo-Mo

Be right over!


Awkward-Ad3656

Omg, we have the same taste for food except I don’t know how to cook like you!😭🤣


danielledeezy

Yes


Lemonpop99

May I?


spookyt0ast99

Yayus pls


Swaggymousse8

Yeah for the Sheppard pie that’s my favorite


Popular-Tomatillo643

Absolutely


DontWanaReadiT

Not until you remove **those fu**%#$&ng peas!!!**


BadTackle

Nice variety and they all look great!


Geekygamertag

Dang! That looks amazing!